Riding after taking a shit

**Bren** · 26th November 2007, 21:38

Another good thread to have a good laugh over...im lovin it, though the subject is a bit dubious....

...The worst thing I have found as previously mentioned is not wiping properly (but due to the sandpaper grade dunnywipes found in some toilets I can understand that)....then comes the dry stage as mentioned previously, and if you are hairy enough down below it gets to the dags on yer arse stage!

**AllanB** · 26th November 2007, 21:59

On those long rides lay off the cans of V and coffee cans of V = wee

I saw (or is this one sore) on a TV doco a while back about gays using a thing called a butt-plug when out dating ...google it if you dare...however this may help your V-twin problem.

**Squiggles** · 26th November 2007, 22:07

Originally Posted by renegade master

I find it hard/annoying to remove boots/ pants in order to take a shit when in a rush.

Do it the westie way: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...8&postcount=27

**trump-lady** · 26th November 2007, 22:18

wow........

**scumdog** · 26th November 2007, 22:40

It's the farts that worry me - make for some interesting riding trying to let one rip on a cruiser (everybody just thinks I'm stretching my legs)- d'you sprotsbike riders have an easier job of this???

**Usarka** · 26th November 2007, 23:55

no sportsbike position is similar to asian squat toilets.

even if it is just a fart u often need to do the old finger test at the next stop to make sure theres no solids (or liquids)

**SwanTiger** · 27th November 2007, 00:08

Originally Posted by Usarka

no sportsbike position is similar to asian squat toilets.

even if it is just a fart u often need to do the old finger test at the next stop to make sure theres no solids (or liquids)

Yes, I have experienced this situation as well, it is extremely distressing letting a little bit slip during a fart.

**skidMark** · 27th November 2007, 00:10

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Excuse me, this is a relevant topic that directly relates to every single motorcyclist, regardless of their chosen machine, age, race, gender or in skidMark's case, species.

CUNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT

**skidMark** · 27th November 2007, 00:11

Originally Posted by trump-lady

wow........

about covers it really dunnit....

**skidMark** · 27th November 2007, 00:13

Originally Posted by Squiggles

Do it the westie way: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...8&postcount=27

oh now thats just nasty.

**SwanTiger** · 27th November 2007, 00:16

Originally Posted by skidMark

CUNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT

Oh! the truth hurts, doesn't it darling

Originally Posted by skidMark

about covers it really dunnit....

Say something slightly more intelligent with a tad more depth, then we can enter in a pointless internet-style argument, at the moment you're uncessarily consuming bandwidth and taking up precious storage space.

**motorbyclist** · 27th November 2007, 00:29

Originally Posted by Squiggles

Do it the westie way: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...8&postcount=27

i knew that would be mentioned here somewhere

so for the record, sportbikes do not have an ideal seating position for those experiencing "gastro-intestinal problems", and yes, bike pants are way too difficult to remove when you're in a hurry

**skidMark** · 27th November 2007, 00:51

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Oh! the truth hurts, doesn't it darling

Say something slightly more intelligent with a tad more depth, then we can enter in a pointless internet-style argument, at the moment you're uncessarily consuming bandwidth and taking up precious storage space.

and ur using oxygen better used by a child in africa...ohhhh mega burnz!

**Pancakes** · 27th November 2007, 08:06

Originally Posted by scumdog

It's the farts that worry me - make for some interesting riding trying to let one rip on a cruiser (everybody just thinks I'm stretching my legs)- d'you sprotsbike riders have an easier job of this???

Yep, the ol' stand up. It's the smell in the air-tight pants that worries me.