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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Heres the offending article,talk about the "2 faces of eve" heres the "2 faces of Jingles"
    I hope you realize that fluffy tail means im fucked off and you will die infidel!
    Second is the fastest loser

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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    I hope you realize that fluffy tail means im fucked off and you will die infidel!
    And they're generally not joking, either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    I hope you realize that fluffy tail means im fucked off and you will die infidel!
    Yep even the dogs worked that out mate.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Yep even the dogs worked that out mate.
    We have one of those hairless cats and even he can fluff up his tail aaaaaaaaaaand then you run ........................ or go to the pub for a beer give it some time to think
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    We have one of those hairless cats and even he can fluff up his tail aaaaaaaaaaand then you run ........................ or go to the pub for a beer give it some time to think
    Maybe the dogs onto something then with the constant staring at the lighter,clever bastards Border Collies.
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    These guys take Visa.http://www.medievalware.com/
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    The "rotten egg" smell often noticed on vehicles fitted with cats is usually caused by an over rich mixture. If you notice it other than immediately after start up, check your fueling or jetting.

    Alterniatively, simply remove the cat and throw it away!
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    Soooo ... are you gonna do it? When you gonna do it or have you done it? Attempted?
    Will it be done this evening? Will it be done at all?

    I need an outcome here ... please?
    Before its bed time!!
    I would like to keep my coffee in the cup in the morning!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpess View Post
    Soooo ... are you gonna do it? When you gonna do it or have you done it? Attempted?
    Will it be done this evening? Will it be done at all?

    I need an outcome here ... please?
    Before its bed time!!
    I would like to keep my coffee in the cup in the morning!
    Hes off out for his nightly..........whatever cats do when they go off..at night.Hopefully hes got a girlfriend somewhere that may point out his recent additions.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpess View Post
    Soooo ... are you gonna do it? When you gonna do it or have you done it? Attempted?
    Will it be done this evening? Will it be done at all?

    I need an outcome here ... please?
    Before its bed time!!
    I would like to keep my coffee in the cup in the morning!
    I reckon he's too chicken to take the cat on. It's all internet bravado!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Note in the second pic the dog trying to lie low on his ole couch.
    The dog aint stupid... he knows somebody is going to bleed. He's just making sure its not going to be him..Blood stains are a barstard to get out of fur.....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hes off out for his nightly..........whatever cats do when they go off..at night.

    I think they sharpen their claws when they go off at night
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hes off out for his nightly..........whatever cats do when they go off..at night.Hopefully hes got a girlfriend somewhere that may point out his recent additions.




    and they can be awhile.

    Oh well, I'll make sure my coffee in the morning is not to hot!
    Just incase the event happens when I'm not looking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    I reckon he's too chicken to take the cat on. It's all internet bravado!
    Damn straight mate,would rather be an interweb wimp than take the fucken thing on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Damn straight mate,would rather be an interweb wimp than take the fucken thing on.
    I'm with you on that! Better a live coward than a torn-to-shreds hero!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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