10 things that piss me off.

[slofox]

1. SHOUTY ADS ON TV!!
   

With you there Vifferman...specially if they shout anything that ends in 99!!! that really burns my arse - like one fucking cent makes a difference......
or if the shouter is some goggle eyed fuckwit that looks like she's had a pumpkin shoved up her muff...(you know who I mean...)

[wbks]

or if the shouter is some goggle eyed fuckwit that looks like she's had a pumpkin shoved up her muff...(you know who I mean...)

LMFAO

[Hitcher]

she's had a pumpkin shoved up her muff

Peter Peter's girlfriend?

[Nagash]

specially if they shout anything that ends in 99!!! that really burns my arse - like one fucking cent makes a difference......

One cent doesn't but a dollar does.

$10 down to $9.99


Or even a hundred dollars.

$300 down to $299.99


I tell you it works.

[The Stranger:Me]

4. That fuckin auto girl when you ring Telecom who says:"Talk to me, I can understand what you are saying" Yeah right!!

I love the way she is so understanding when you tell her to fuck off.

[slofox]

One cent doesn't but a dollar does.

$10 down to $9.99


Or even a hundred dollars.

$300 down to $299.99


I tell you it works.

It does not.

[slofox]

I love the way she is so understanding when you tell her to fuck off.

Et tu, The Stranger...?

[The Stranger:Me]

Et tu, The Stranger...?

Fuck off....

[ManDownUnder]

1) inane threads on KB
2) inane polls on KB
3) inane trolls on KB (the good ones are welcome)
4)... people that insist on list of 10 things where I only really have 3...

[Qkchk:Me]

7. SHOUTY ADS ON TV!!
I'm not going to buy your crap just because you shout at me and try and make me anxious. Fuck off!

So Im not the only one who gets fucked off when a Harvey Norman ad comes on.....

[SARGE]

1. Top 10 lists (who is really capable of being upset by more than two things at once?)

you mean.. BESIDES me?

4. English language ignorance/abuse (Communicate clearly or fuck off back to where you came from)

i only do it to piss you're ass off

8. The politically correct (Ignorant, sexually-repressed, losers who have been promoted well above their level of incompetence who have grievances, a strong sense of entitlement tinged with envy for people who are smarter/richer/more talented than they are)

wow.. where to start on THAT list..

9. Zealots for any cause (Get a life or fuck off back to where you came from)

you'd miss me

10. Vegans (Why should the rest of us have to take you seriously? Refer to 5, 7, 8 and 9 above).

who's up for a very public Vegan Appreciation party at Murder Burger?



**EDIT***** TOO LATE

# revolution01 Says:
November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

I would like to complain about the lack of vegetarian options on your menu. I really think given that vegetarianism is fairly broadly accepted that there could be more to cater for those of us that don't wanna eat meat or maybe meat eaters who fancy a change? (I appreciate that's not part of your core brand with a title like murder burger but aren't you about good quality healthy food?)

I would also like to point out Burger Fuel offers several vegetarian options.
# murderburger Says:
November 5, 2008 at 3:23 am

Wow… where to begin…

Firstly, you are quite right – we are about good quality healthy food. That's why all our burgers are constructed using the age old advice of the Food Pyramid, whose wisdom instructs us to kill and eat the little beefs and lambs and chickens along with a healthy serving from both the fruit/vegetable and bread/cereal groups.

Secondly, your idea of us catering vegetarian food to 'meat eaters that might want a change' is a good one. But not as good as our current policy of having no vegetarian options at all, and thereby catering to 'vegetarians that might want to eat meat for a change'.

Thirdly, thank you for pointing out that Burger Fuel offers several vegetarian options. I would also like to add to that by pointing out that their address is 114 Ponsonby Road, they have a family friendly atmosphere and pretty good parking. Its possible they may even be interested in organising some sort of 'Vegetarian Wednesday' for you and your friends.
# blerkie Says:
December 8, 2008 at 10:33 pm

I am an avowed vegan; I drink distilled rainwater and, occasionally, herbal tea made from same. I ride a 3-speed bike, to ensure a zero-carbon footprint. I want to know, that, if I try one of your burgers, can you assure me that you have dedicated utensils for vegan burgers? Are your herbs (in your buns) grown organically, and are they watered with rain water and not by tap water? Also, I'd like to know if you will expand your menu to include a parsnip, cucumber and lettuce burger, sometime in the near future? Thank you.
# murderburger Says:
December 8, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Rest assured Blerkie, the gun we use to shoot our beef is kept completely separate from the axe we use to kill our chickens.

Also we do currently have a parsnip, cucumber and lettuce burger, except it's got beef and cheese in it and doesn't have the parsnips or cucumers.

i can sum up my list in 2 words...........................................

[slofox]

Fuck off....

I mean that I have told her to fuck off as well....with the same result...it would have to be the most brainless system I have EVER come across....

[ManDownUnder]

i can sum up my list in 2 words...........................................

That's fucken funny!!!!! "...aren't you about good quality healthy food?" THE DUDE'S WRITING TO BURGER FUEL!!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT A MURDER BURGER!

Healthy??? Are they out of their tiny little skulls? (Rhetorical). Me thinks they need more iron in their diet...

edit - I was wrong - they're writing to MURDER BURGER about a Murder Burger... possibly making it even funnier.

Yo SARGE. Pick me on the way there man. I'm in!

[The Stranger:Me]

4. English language ignorance/abuse (Communicate clearly or fuck off back to where you came from)


9. Zealots for any cause (Get a life or fuck off back to where you came from)

Hmm, explains a lot really.

[The Stranger:Me]

1) inane threads on KB
2) inane polls on KB
3) inane trolls on KB (the good ones are welcome)
4)... people that insist on list of 10 things where I only really have 3...

5) Pirates?