Ever used being a biker to solve something/gain an advantage?

**SARGE** · 30th January 2009, 22:30

Originally Posted by mcjim

never yet had a negative comment about riding a bike. Funny that, maybe all these motorcycle haters are merely a figment of a deranged imagination..or an attention seeking device for the broken brained - i dunno.

maybe its cuz youre a non-threatening pretty boy

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 31st January 2009, 01:04

Well a 13 year old kid certainly floor me once. Personally I called him the shit kid - now I get on with all kids - but he was was very challenging. One morning he asked me to take him to school on the bike, had the BMW K100 at that stage - we left Wainuiomata and went into the Hutt - he directed me right into the school. Got off the bike - he gave me a high five and said Thanks Mom. While all his friends congregated around the bike - then the cheeky shit said she looks hot in her leathers ay. One of the very few times I was literally gobsmacked. He later told me everyone thought it was real cool. I actually didn't want people to think I was his mother cos he was a right little horror.

**Redline_8749** · 31st January 2009, 01:23

Originally Posted by FJRider

not on a suzuki...

you're right, I don't even need the bike, just my helmet and jacket do the trick to strike up a conversation.

**Conquiztador** · 31st January 2009, 06:56

Originally Posted by McJim

I started a new job recently - I rode the Ducati to work day one.

NEVER YET had a negative comment about riding a bike. Funny that, maybe all these motorcycle haters are merely a figment of a deranged imagination..or an attention seeking device for the broken brained - I dunno.

I am currently promoting a guy. He is worth it. And him riding a Duke might have something to do with it...

**Pixie** · 31st January 2009, 09:07

Originally Posted by Katman

Post #1.

So what you're saying is we should act like dickhead gorillas to intimidate people into lying simply to further the career of useless girlfriends?

Fuck yeah. That's going to make motorcyclists look like people who should be taken seriously.

Let's all behave like dickhead gorillas,so Katshit's worst fears are realised and he get's taken out by some enraged citizen.

**Dean** · 31st January 2009, 14:31

to many stereotypes about riders , and some try to live them.lets face it just because youve got a harley dosent mean your hard, it just means your a rich guy for affording one .just because youve got a aprillia dosent mean youre a speed guy who can pull wheelies past 200kph.eventually some rider on kb with his harley is going to be in a predicamint where they will use there harley to do the talking walk in angrily at some boss with his gear and pacth on and get smacked the fuck down.dont let your bike do the talking let your fists illustrate.

**Tank** · 31st January 2009, 16:54

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

.dont let your bike do the talking let your fists illustrate.

remember to take your shirt off first.

**slofox** · 31st January 2009, 17:29

......no......

**spookytooth** · 31st January 2009, 17:58

Not me,but me old mum did

This pos landagent managed to scum the house next door for real cheap{long story}.Mum who is frail as was out in the garden,the asshole makes her a offer,when she said no thanks he say's ok then how would you like it if i move some black power in here.Dear mum politley says how would you like me to tell my 2 bikey sons that you threatened me.Turned out he wasn't so keen on that

**Winston001** · 31st January 2009, 18:05

Can't think of any stories myself but this is a great thread. Blings being sent.

**Dean** · 31st January 2009, 20:25

Originally Posted by Tank

remember to take your shirt off first.

bro get it straight you and all those other guys that said dont take your shirt of obviously havent got in a fight or ever won one.

if i was fighting you it would be all combinations of hits while you would be a little pussy and try to grab on to my t shirt trip me up and then hit me.if youre a real man youll take your shirt of man to man only fists and kicks no grabbing and pulling on shirts.all ufc fighters and street fighters take there shirt of.dont be like a women when you fight

**Tank** · 31st January 2009, 21:26

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

bro get it straight you and all those other guys that said dont take your shirt of obviously havent got in a fight or ever won one.

if i was fighting you it would be all combinations of hits while you would be a little pussy and try to grab on to my t shirt trip me up and then hit me.if youre a real man youll take your shirt of man to man only fists and kicks no grabbing and pulling on shirts.all ufc fighters and street fighters take there shirt of.dont be like a women when you fight

ok - sorry guy. no need to get threatening. You would probably get me all knocked over at the first combination. I just got my yellow belt, although I did manage to get it in under 6 months. So Im still learning this stuff.

edit - dont listen to that Sarge guy who mentioned it either - he's still on his white belt ( 2 yellow tabs)

**EatOrBeEaten** · 31st January 2009, 22:25

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

bro get it straight you and all those other guys that said dont take your shirt of obviously havent got in a fight or ever won one.

if i was fighting you it would be all combinations of hits while you would be a little pussy and try to grab on to my t shirt trip me up and then hit me.if youre a real man youll take your shirt of man to man only fists and kicks no grabbing and pulling on shirts.all ufc fighters and street fighters take there shirt of.dont be like a women when you fight

Been in many fights then I take it?

**Conquiztador** · 1st February 2009, 00:18

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

bro get it straight you and all those other guys that said dont take your shirt of obviously havent got in a fight or ever won one.

if i was fighting you it would be all combinations of hits while you would be a little pussy and try to grab on to my t shirt trip me up and then hit me.if youre a real man youll take your shirt of man to man only fists and kicks no grabbing and pulling on shirts.all ufc fighters and street fighters take there shirt of.dont be like a women when you fight

Lol. There is only one rule once you get so far that you have to fight: There are no rules.