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Thread: Ever used being a biker to solve something/gain an advantage?

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    Taking your shirt off to fight?

    Lets take this shit International!

    Do you sell Ice-Creams youngbiker16? I'm hungry.

    Anyway, good thread, only time it's come in useful (in my short time riding) has been as a conversation starter. I'm afraid that i'm just not that intimidating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Taking your shirt off to fight?

    Lets take this shit International!

    Do you sell Ice-Creams youngbiker16? I'm hungry.

    Anyway, good thread, only time it's come in useful (in my short time riding) has been as a conversation starter. I'm afraid that i'm just not that intimidating.
    I dunno brother, from memory you scared the heebie-jeebies out of that woman who nearly took me out on the bridge when I was on the red Hyosung.... thanks for that by the way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLord View Post
    I dunno brother, from memory you scared the heebie-jeebies out of that woman who nearly took me out on the bridge when I was on the red Hyosung.... thanks for that by the way!
    And maybe that is it? Once you are a biker things just happens because you are one that would not have happened otherwise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Chuck Norris could do it alone. He is always motivated...
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    but he's Chuck Norris....he could take china in 2 hours
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    I herd when Chuck Norris goes for a swim he doesn't get wet but the water gets Chuck Norrised....
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    The Techno Viking makes only needs to point and Chuck Norris is scared




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    Quote Originally Posted by kasper View Post
    the techno viking makes only needs to point and chuck norris is scared
    of getting anally raped.....


    What a homo
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    How dare you! Technoviking is THE man! :yes
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    has developed a love of big fours. WTF!

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    Farrrrk that guy is a homo, why is he not wearing a shirt only i dont wear a shirt

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    Its huge ass guys like Tecno viking that make me scared of going to prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngbiker16 View Post
    Farrrrk that guy is a homo, why is he not wearing a shirt only i dont wear a shirt
    Yeah, us women hate seeing a guy topless, much like straight men hate seeing women topless...
    has developed a love of big fours. WTF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Its huge ass guys like Tecno viking that make me scared of going to prison.
    for you Its more like - its huge ASS guys like techno viking that make me hard, and make me want to go to prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EatOrBeEaten View Post
    Yeah, us women hate seeing a guy topless, much like straight men hate seeing women topless...
    you like seeing that guy topless?????? oh well if thats what youre into whatever floats your boat

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngbiker16 View Post
    for you Its more like - its huge ASS guys like techno viking that make me hard, and make me want to go to prison.
    witty comeback - shouldn't you be doing homework or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngbiker16 View Post
    you like seeing that guy topless?????? oh well if thats what youre into whatever floats your boat
    ...You lost me.

    Do you like seeing topless ladies?

    As for for being somewhat 'gay' you are the one that likes to remove his shirt at the drop of a hat.

    Dropping your pants on the other hand is comedy gold.
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    Shouldnt you be at work or something

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