I wanna be clocked...

[The_Dover]

it wont come that fast if it's riding a fuckin firestorm will it?

maybe 280km/h

i doubt you even understand newtons laws nursey boy, go wipe some drool of disco danielles chin before you put her back in her padded room.

see you up north next weekend? we can ride up together if you think I can keep up.

[The_Dover]

In my job, i work everyday with clients that try to

cook me up
chop me up
hang me
bash me
fuck me
waste my time
waste their own time
make excuses
criminally offend
sexually offend

so you work in a dairy really then?

[marty]

fuck this is the funniest thread i've read for ages! even funnier than singstar's one! my TL must have been a monster - those v-twins are the bomb man! i wish i had never sold it for that shitty old busa

[The_Dover]

fuck this is the funniest thread i've read for ages! even funnier than singstar's one! my TL must have been a monster - those v-twins are the bomb man! i wish i had never sold it for that shitty old busa

one day you'll learn marty.

those old dungers are surely faster than all this shitty new fangled technology.

[marty]

. In my job, i work everyday with clients that try to

cook me up
chop me up
hang me
bash me
fuck me
waste my time
waste their own time
make excuses
criminally offend
sexually offend

.

oh fucking diddums. sounds like you need a hug.

[WINJA]

You have a lot to say Mr Disturbed. Stop wasting your time trying to intimidate me, i work everyday with clients that try to

cook me up
chop me up
hang me
bash me
fuck me
waste my time
waste their own time
make excuses
criminally offend
sexually offend

So you mean NOTHING.

Your day is coming.............fast. Either Newtons law or Murphys law will catch up with you, and then haha. Go get some counselling.

Go to bed.

PAL THOSE BIKES WERE SLOW THEN AND SLOWER NOW, PROLLY RUNS WORSE WITH THOSE 2 BROTHERS PIPES , THAT BIKE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BREAK 140KMH , ITS WHAT IT IS WHICH IS A LAME GIRLS COMUTER BIKE , CATCH THE BUS ITLL BE FASTER

[marty]

and how dare they waste their own time. WHAT are they thinking?

[The_Dover]

PAL THOSE BIKES WERE SLOW THEN AND SLOWER NOW, PROLLY RUNS WORSE WITH THOSE 2 BROTHERS PIPES , THAT BIKE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BREAK 140KMH , ITS WHAT IT IS WHICH IS A LAME GIRLS COMUTER BIKE , CATCH THE BUS ITLL BE FASTER

and who the fuck are you? that slow fat bastard on a street magic? I bet I'd smoke you, what the hell do you know about bikes, eh???

[WINJA]

AND i know personally that you dont need as much HP as your science showed you to get passed 300kph. I got a mate with a blackbird that made 300kph a reality.

300

[marty]

i could get a street magic to do 250km/h.























by dropping it out of my plane from 12000ft.....

[WINJA]

and who the fuck are you? that slow fat bastard on a street magic? I bet I'd smoke you, what the hell do you know about bikes, eh???

MY STREET MAGIC IS FASTER THAN A VTR1000 ANY DAY

[WINJA]

i could get a street magic to do 250km/h.























by dropping it out of my plane from 12000ft.....

MY MAGIC DOES THAT ON THE FLAT WHEN I RUN AVGAS

[Disco Dan]

"my bikes bigger than your bike"
"mines faster than yours"

...grow up children...

[Astrocat]

hahahaha. Never met bigger clowns than in this thread. Banter is good. All taken with a grain of salt. Good for a laugh though.

[The_Dover]

no guys, this man definitely knows his shit, look

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...464#post794464

he's got pipes, and a battlax on the front with a peralli on the back and his suspenders have been tweaked by a previous owner and he's had loads of bikes

mixing tyre profiles actually makes you go faster you know cos it reduces drag on the flux capacitor and makes the transcombobulator run at a higher torque and his vtr is black and shiney.