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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Tchh. You can tell he's a Glaswegian, can't you.

    You're in CIVILISED parts now, man. Down here in Godzone we have a healthier , more varied diet.

    There are FOUR main food groups, not two. Fat, starch , sugar, and burnt crunchy bits.

    (Alcohol is not a food group. It is classified as a medicine)
    oops, i must be doing something wrong.

    i thought the four major food groups were guinness, chocolate, rabbit food and whacky backy (possum food)

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    hey ixion, i like your avatar picture

    i think i've been to that village too

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    I havent started trying to get any bites yet.

    You know what I am like bro, liable to open my mouth and stick both feet in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dai View Post
    I havent started trying to get any bites yet.

    You know what I am like bro, liable to open my mouth and stick both feet in.
    Oh I do that too but my skins so thick I don't have to wear leathers

    the old fella taught me that lesson if nothing else: always speak your mind even if it means a stouche

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    oops, i must be doing something wrong.

    i thought the four major food groups were guinness, chocolate, rabbit food and whacky backy (possum food)
    Guiness is medicine not food. It's good for you. Chocolate is part of the "fat" food group. Rabbit food is only food if you're a rabbit. And wacky backy is also medicinal. I'm told.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    any bites yet?
    Consider yourself bitten - alright??


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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl View Post
    Consider yourself bitten - alright??

    that was nice! bite me again (but don't tell the missus)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    on yer bro!

    make that a guinness, a big one

    BTW: how do you get a rise outta these peoiple? I've been trying.

    Caught up with Paul Pav a little while ago. I reckon making him the boss of Motorcycling NZ is the best move in the history of the sport of motorcycle racing.
    Not only was he a fukkin good racer, he's a smart people manager too with loads of experience.

    (hey Pav, that's a guiness from you too then huh? Or do I owe YOU one for nearly taking you out at Puke after I returned from not riding in Singapore for a year? flouro pink CBR600 the Phantom)
    Paul doesnt view this site but I'll pass your message on to him for ya

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    Mind you, the 720 kit or superdupercharger might be next; that yamahaha chookie with 175cc less was practically identical in acceleration up to 160kph. He tells me it has the full race kit and all i have is a mild cam, some holes in my airbox and a noisy exhaust.
    The ktm made 55 bhp on the dyno (up from 44 bhp stock). The yamahaha might make close to 50 bhp but they're a lot lighter and i think the rider was too.

    any bites yet?[/QUOTE]

    I hate to say it but i'm closer to 3 figures than 95,so the yamaha not doing to bad,but you do have 5 years on me thou.

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    [

    I hate to say it but i'm closer to 3 figures than 95,so the yamaha not doing to bad,but you do have 5 years on me thou.[/quote]

    just call me poppa, my granddaughter does and her little brother will when he can talk

    i was impressed with the yammy, it grunted real well. ktm quote 149kg for the sm, yamaha claim 113kg and as the yammy is a real race bike, that's probably not too far off. i doubt you were anywhere near 30kg heavier than me so the yammy makes less power but makes up for it by being light.
    I see yammy also has over 12:1 compression while mine is about 9.5:1 and with your race kit yours might have more. Plus the flatslide etc etc

    I guess there's plenty of scope to get more grunt outta the ktm yet............i'll need a job first though i guess, maybe it'd be cheaper to get a testicle enlarger?

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    you two need to get a room, bloody hooligans


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    oh, went to puke today with Logan. met up with Toast and about 7 or 8 other bikers.

    had a shit time hoonin around, came unstuck just before the esses and went off roading in some very deep mud. Logan gave me the learn.

    i went with one thing in mind today, get my knee down.. and guess what .. my sliders are no longer virginal... woooohooo

    Toast was getting to know his bike and had loads of fun by teh looks of it, even decided to push it the whole fuckin circuit for some reason.. i'll let him explain.

    and my haircut don't make me go any faster.. but that being said the chook chasers would have been gorn burger


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    well that was a bit of an adventure,couple of us ending up halfway to huntly on 22,and yes the food was a bit average this week,as a general rule anything out of the deep fryer gets my endorsement.
    won't be there next week cause bike in the shop(will be cracking the whip there),may turn up to the pub in the commode,although this could just end up being torture seeing all the bikes
    doing an over night in coromandel this weekend with the bastids who led me astray in opotiki last week before it goes to the shop,so that will have to do for a while,i'll be in touch
    cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    oh, went to puke today with Logan. met up with Toast and about 7 or 8 other bikers.

    had a shit time hoonin around, came unstuck just before the esses and went off roading in some very deep mud. Logan gave me the learn.

    i went with one thing in mind today, get my knee down.. and guess what .. my sliders are no longer virginal... woooohooo

    Toast was getting to know his bike and had loads of fun by teh looks of it, even decided to push it the whole fuckin circuit for some reason.. i'll let him explain.

    and my haircut don't make me go any faster.. but that being said the chook chasers would have been gorn burger
    must be something about the bay of plenty,hope the bike was unscathed.I will treat the bay and it's ropey inhabitants with suspicion in future
    if you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough

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    sorry, thought you ment te puke,i retract all of the above
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