Bloody Cops

[James Deuce]

And unlike Downs syndromers, their not particularly obvious when not in uniform.

No offense to people suffering from or related to hither to sufferers by comparing them to police officers.

Don't sweat it mate. You're fat after all.

[Ixion]

,,especially your friends and family, have difficulty taking the uniform off the person

If you're a chicky cop your friends maybe don't such so much trouble taking your uniform off you ? Well, one would hope they were friends anyway.

Why don't we have any chicky cop members?

[Maha]

If I was a cop, i wouldnt advertise it either.

Was talking to an ex cop a few weeks back, he hated going to party's with his G/F cos' as soon as people found out he was a cop, their attitude changed, he would introduced ''this is Shane'' hes a cop!
People dont introduce me to others as, ''this is Mark'' hes a vinyl layer!
He even had a guy come up to him at a party and say ''what would you do if smoke this joint in front of ya''?....
Shane said....cops can do with out the shit when people find out they are cops....

[marty]

People dont introduce me to others as, ''this is Mark'' hes a vinyl layer!
He even had a guy come up to him at a party and say ''what would you do if smoke this joint in front of ya''?....

bingo......

and if someone showed me that little respect while i was off duty, then they would probably have found themselves getting a door knock at a time terribly inconvenient to them

[Karma]

And the other one that gets me is "Hey, you can't do that - you're a cop" me: "Yeah, well just watch sunshine"

Only cops call people 'sunshine'... that's the dead giveaway.

[Disco Dan]

Must resist! Must resist!

Go on then, i can take it hahaha

[HenryDorsetCase]

I really like talking with cops about their jobs.... I met this dude at a family function who whas a K9 guy, and another who was his brother in law who was an HP guy: both decent guys with excellent senses of humour... some very strange and funny things happen to these guys in their working lives...

firemen have interesting jobs also: this guy had us in stitches one night: He set an orange on fire (bloody cool that), and then told us a funny stories about stuff he'd seen on the job. It made me glad that there a people who do this stuff, because I know for sure I couldnt cope with it.

sfunny also I get a bit of "oh you're a lawyer how do I get off this speeding ticket/charge/whatever" Its always a field I know nothing about.... I tell them that I have no clue, I dont do that sort of work, but I can refer them on if necessary....

[The Stranger:Me]

thats exactly right, people sure do treat you differently as well.

Look stop your winging! At least you're not a parking warden or tax inspector. Spare a thought for those poor bastards.

And look on the bright side. Some chicks dig a guy in uniform, and/or with handcuffs.

[Karma]

sfunny also I get a bit of "oh you're a lawyer how do I get off this speeding ticket/charge/whatever" Its always a field I know nothing about.... I tell them that I have no clue, I dont do that sort of work, but I can refer them on if necessary....

Obviously not a very good lawyer then...

[Maha]

Some chicks dig a guy in uniform, and/or with handcuffs.

Anne and i went to Theme party once....was an 'F' party so we went as the 'FUZZ'....and i must say, wearing handcuffs/sheriffs badge/dark sunnys/gun and a rather sturdy truncheon was not an unpleasent experiance.....

[Disco Dan]

Since the recent police-rape allegations there have been a some sexual complaints made against young policemen which have turned out to be fabricated. You have to be so careful these days.

just look at male teachers - similar issues. When I work in the classroom, I have to make sure im never alone with a student - for my own safety. Its a sad reality that there are people that abuse their privilages, but at the expense of everyone else? shouldnt be happining.

[scumdog]

Only cops call people 'sunshine'... that's the dead giveaway.

Watchit sunshine - just watchit!

I've often used it for years - less provocative the 'arsehole' I find.

[Edbear]

Must resist! Must resist!

Isn't he doin' well, so far...?

[Ixion]

You're just a softie you are. Hard case cops call them "moonshine". Like sunshine, but less bright.

[The_Dover]

just look at male teachers - similar issues. When I work in the classroom, I have to make sure im never alone with a student - for my own safety. Its a sad reality that there are people that abuse their privilages, but at the expense of everyone else? shouldnt be happining.

bullshit it's for theirs you desperate pervert.