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    Yeah well the poor sod. Gotta give kudos to my missus, she rode herself for a while until she had a nasty little off that put her way off. Still pillions a bit but whole heartedly supports my passion.
    For example:she had a little dummy spit last night when I rode up on my (our really) bent and scraped (less than 1 year old) bike and limped through the door with a swollen foot and a sore arse. Don't blame her really. However today she was happily helping me with insurance claims ETC so that I can get onto the pending South Island tour on that bike. She is aware of possibilities and yet she still supports the motorcycle thing. I'm a lucky guy..

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    Each to there own I guess. Im not under anyones thumb nor am I partial to anyone being under mine. My bf of 15 years and I, do things together,but we quite often go and do our own things as well. I dont ask, I let him know what my intentions are and if it upsets any of his plans. (kids to juggle) I recon that guy gets off on being dominated.
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    Hahhaha thats awesome lol :P

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    well done , will be a real laugh if you see him on a bike in the next few months
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    lucky sod, no random cage drivers ever told me they liked the vtz.....

    did you paint it or something?
    1990 Suzuki Bandit GSF 250 for sale 39k kms $3,500

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    ferkin xlnt IR!!!!! being a single chick meself.... the #1 criteria on my list of requirements is.. he MUST ride a bike!!!! otherwise.. don't waste my time!
    here here!! funny thing is, ive only ever dated two guys with bikes. the rest just tolerated it.
    i always say, love me, love my bike. i intend for my life to end on two wheels, and any guy im with has to accept that.

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    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Haha. Well done Mark.

    I'm lucky, my partners like yours. Shes already got a helmet and we've been having some training sessions on the mighty FXR. Not long now and she'll be out riding with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
    So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
    Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

    True story...............................

    So Fellas go get your nuts outa your partners handbag and just get a bloody bike will ya! (Same goes for all those you beaut would be biker ladies that are being held back)
    Um i think all you beaut would be biker ladies should
    a) not have nuts in the first place
    b) if you do have nuts, leave them in the aforementioned handbag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    here here!! funny thing is, ive only ever dated two guys with bikes. the rest just tolerated it.
    i always say, love me, love my bike. i intend for my life to end on two wheels, and any guy im with has to accept that.

    Here here yourself chicky!!


    My bike is my passion.. & I wanna share that with someone who feels the same! Riding with my club is great.. but it just ain't the same as having "that someone special" alongside.
    GET ON
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Here here yourself chicky!!


    My bike is my passion.. & I wanna share that with someone who feels the same! Riding with my club is great.. but it just ain't the same as having "that someone special" alongside.
    lololol. no kiddin!

    my best memories are me packin on the back of one of my old mans bikes, hitting the road at around 10pm and not gettin home till the early hours. some times we wouldnt get home till the sun was nearly up, and id be so sleepy on the back, i cant remember a lot of it.
    heading to a rally, we got lost tryin to find this little place called harley, and it absolutly pissed down. finally arrived and pitched the tent at 3am, somehow without pitching on top of dog shit.
    i dont know what it would be like to ride beside him, not behind. if he comes over here, ill hang up my keys i think.
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    lololol. no kiddin!

    my best memories are me packin on the back of one of my old mans bikes, hitting the road at around 10pm and not gettin home till the early hours. some times we wouldnt get home till the sun was nearly up, and id be so sleepy on the back, i cant remember a lot of it.
    heading to a rally, we got lost tryin to find this little place called harley, and it absolutly pissed down. finally arrived and pitched the tent at 3am, somehow without pitching on top of dog shit.
    i dont know what it would be like to ride beside him, not behind. if he comes over here, ill hang up my keys i think.

    LOL.. good one chicky!!! Sounds like thems was the good ole days!
    GET ON
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasp View Post
    lucky sod, no random cage drivers ever told me they liked the vtz.....

    did you paint it or something?
    Nah, I had washed it though. I think he liked the sound though, V-twin+Mod exhaust=Happy Mark! You gotta admit big fella it sounds much sexier now doesn't it?
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    Yea it does (havn't we already agreed on this?)

    when are you shopping for the new bike? i get my full on the 21st of march
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasp View Post
    Yea it does (havn't we already agreed on this?)

    when are you shopping for the new bike? i get my full on the 21st of march
    May is my big day, might just buy the new one a bit before that though Shhhh!!!! Dont tell the ministry of revenue.
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    Blah stirrers good on ya

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!
    maybe the only thing she can ride is washing machine on spin,not ya normal v twin rumble between HER legs of a lovingly looked after bike lol
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