Settle down!

**Tank** · 7th December 2007, 11:32

Originally Posted by Tank

To honor the first HTFU day:

Today Im doing performance appraisals for my staff (Im betting that they wish they wernt scheduled for HTFU day). I wont be content unless I make 30% of them cry.
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Just did first review. Normally he would have received top marks - but I had to mark him down for a crooked tye (a 1/2 Windsor FFS) and his shoelaces were not symmetrical. I have also been sleeping with his wife for the last 8 months. She is a crap lay - so he lost points for that as well.

So he had his bonus slashed by 50% and lost next years raise. He cried. I told him HTFU and now hes OK (and my budgets are looking better - so therefor Ill get a bigger raise).

This HTFU stuff is working!

**Hitcher** · 7th December 2007, 11:42

Originally Posted by Tank

but I had to mark him down for a crooked tye

This HTFU stuff is working!

Fortunately he wasn't scoring you on spelling (tie)

**judecatmad** · 7th December 2007, 11:43

Originally Posted by Jim2

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

You're not having a good day are you?!

**Toaster** · 7th December 2007, 11:58

I just don't give a shit.

**Tank** · 7th December 2007, 12:00

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Fortunately he wasn't scoring you on spelling (tie)

Tank comes and headbutts Hitcher in the face for correcting his spelling.

If you don't like my spelling go HTFU - don't come here like a limp cucumber correcting me. Some of like spelin ow we like it and we disnt need PC fool fixin it !

**Hitcher** · 7th December 2007, 12:10

Originally Posted by Tank

If you don't like my spelling go HTFU - don't come here like a limp cucumber correcting me. Some of like spelin ow we like it and we disnt need PC fool fixin it !

If you can't spell properly, learn or HFTU!

**Tank** · 7th December 2007, 12:22

Originally Posted by Hitcher

If you can't spell properly, learn or HFTU!

If I HTFU anymore I'm libel to kill someone.

Just did second staff review. I marked them 2 out of 10 because they were late on January 3rd of this year by an entire 15 minutes. It was because I asked them to stop and pick me up a coffee - but that's her fault for not leaving enough time in the morning in case I phoned.

I didn't turn up for the meeting, I just left them a voicemail and told them "no Xmas bonus for you".

She came crying into my office. - I told her to HTFU.

"Wont someone think of my children" she cried. I did, told her I didn't find them attractive and that they should HTFU also.

(runs spell checker before hitting submit reply)