i took the Flying Pig up to get some gas at the Mobile on Dominion & Mt. Albert today ( since i couldnt make it to Kumeu..).. mmmmm 98 octane...
anyhoo...all i needed was a pack of smokes and pay for my gas and i was outie.. i didnt bother to remove my helmet and one glove .. i walked in and there was this black ghost in a Burka and her pack of kids in the store.. full face Burka mind you...
i walked up to the counter and asked for a pack of smokes and the minimum wage drone behind the counter (quoting now ..) said..
" i will not serve you unless you remove your helmet.."
"say what????"
"please remove your helmet.."
"theres no signs anywhere that say i have to remove my helmet..."
"remove your helmet sir, or i will not serve you"
"great.. free gas!!!"
" if you drive away without paying, i will call the police.."
" but you wont serve me.."
" not unless you remove your helmet.."
at the same time .. the lovely bedsheet was paying for her rolling papers and studded condoms at the cashier next to mine ..
"how come SHE can do it???"
"its a religious matter sir"
"so's my bike fuckwit!" (i was getting annoyed at this time and wanted to seize the opportunity to stir some shit anyway..)
"dont talk to me like that sir.. i do not have to take it"
well then take my money and i'll leave"
"not until you remove your helmet"
back home we call this a Mexican Standoff.....only this Mexican came from Pakistan or India or some other shithole..
i got tired of his shit finally and tossed a $20 on the counter and fucked off...leaving a bit of smoke off the rear tire on the way out..
can anyone explain to me how this is fair?
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