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    Things to do when you're bored

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU:

    1) have nothing to do

    2) own a sharp knife

    3) have a large lime

    4) own a patient cat

    5) drink too much tequila
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU:

    1) have nothing to do

    2) own a sharp knife

    3) have a large lime

    4) own a patient cat

    5) drink too much tequila
    No No No....when you are really bored you will find the reason for having pubes. They are for plaiting into interesting shapes. That cures the boredom for sure. I'm never bored so someone else will have to post photos
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    been doing the round for a while now that one. Gave up the tequila a while ago now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    No No No....when you are really bored you will find the reason for having pubes. They are for plaiting into interesting shapes. That cures the boredom for sure. I'm never bored so someone else will have to post photos

    Ummmm thats really disturbing you know that
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    What do you get when you have :-


    time to spare

    a knife

    a lime

    a cat

    a camera

    and too much tequila?
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    Lol, seen it before, but it just gets funnier.
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    This seems somewhat familiar....

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    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    This seems somewhat familiar....
    Oh well, it was worth a go...

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    Waylander, I think you are looking for this link.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ht=Tequila+cat
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    Cheers Sniper.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    When Im bored I take things apart, my cat has never quite been the same.

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    Been folding origami cranes at work lately. I made 125 of them during the last three hours I was at work yesterday.

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    I just masturbate or ride my bike........

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    You could try eating piping hot meatloaf with thai chilli sauce....and then cool your mouth down with water

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    i've heard that the 'challenge curry' at 2 fat indians in chch is the thing to do when you're bored - keeps you busy for the next 2 days!

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