Yeah but how do you like your eggs?Originally Posted by Guitana
Deep in the heart...
Yeah but how do you like your eggs?
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Forum whore
Excellent.WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
My answer to that would be:
How do you give a women an orgasm?
Who the fuck cares BAHAHAHAHA
Bite me!
gee SPB..Excellent
My answer to that would be
How do you give a women an orgasm
Who the fuck cares BAHAHAHAHAsounds a bit like I struck a raw nerve there dude!!!
aren't you getting any??????????????????????????
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
Forum whore
Shit man, you got a 160hp sex toy there, if that don't work, nothing will.
Forum whore
Fertilised........Yeah but how do you like your eggs?
Forum whore
gee SPB..
aren't you getting any??????????????????????????
Ahem!!.......kneel before the king woman
Forum whore
Bro' thats to give me an orgasm.....don't fink i'd waste it on me women, specially when she's got 160hp of SIXPACKBACK yeah baby
Bite me!
in your DREAMS sweetheart!!!!!!!!.kneel before the king woman
but what I want to know is.. WHAT is he compensating for??????????????
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
Forum whore
Admit it Darling, you want mein your DREAMS sweetheart!!!!!!!!
but what I want to know is.. WHAT is he compensating for??????????????
Bite me!
Admit it Darling, you want me
...
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
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