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    Carver is a dumbass redneck, quite obviously. Its not how good someone rides, a monkey with a labotomy can ride fast and hard, but the situational awareness and common sense kicks in somewhere along the evolutional level that Carver is yet to attain.

    That you rode like that on the road makes you a cunt sir, that you rode like that with a pillion makes you a completely selfish cunt and they are the worst kind.

    I hope I dont see you on a ride, and if I do, I'll avoid you like the plague unless you've grown up by then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...

    Regardless of whether any of us have seen him ride , if he was doing dumb shit with a pillion on the back and rides like that a lot then he is not a good rider
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...

    Freak accident my arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    come again in english guvna? that makes no sense
    shutup mark... Carver showed up at my place and posted his bin thread, and after he clicked the post button, I asked him if he knew he was still on my account... he then thought for a second, and then realised that he hadn't signed in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Freak accident my arse.
    Freak accident like last years MotoGP when first lap first corner one of the Ducati's did a REALLY BIG stoppie... not freak accident as in it was completely unexpected...

    I'm not saying Carver is an idiot rider, I'm just saying he should ride a bit more responsibly... I think the funniest thing about this crash, they had just made up a n00b training video... Although at this stage I'm starting to not think very highly of this video, and it will probably be advisable to do everything but watch it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    I'm sorry Kiwifruit... I don't follow the Octo-environmentalist
    Erm, I think you'll find that's its a SQUID. I think also Kiwifruit is making a valid point - or do you guys need that spelt out for you as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    shutup mark... Carver showed up at my place and posted his bin thread, and after he clicked the post button, I asked him if he knew he was still on my account... he then thought for a second, and then realised that he hadn't signed in...
    He is capable of a thought then?.By the nature of his "accident" one would assume that highly unlikely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...
    Good rider? Freak accident?



    My biggest worries are:

    1) We have to share the same roads as these guys;

    2) They think they are so shit-hot, and they want to teach others "how to ride".

    Meanwhile, the list of people that I would never ride with gets longer.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Erm, I think you'll find that's its a SQUID. I think also Kiwifruit is making a valid point - or do you guys need that spelt out for you as well?
    Yeah I think they do, these guys are a fucking menace and you can only hope they grow up before ending up fucking one of us, or a cager, up.

    To relate this to a moto gp freak accident is fucking moronic. You all need a fucking slap, and considering this accident was posted (I'd be hiding in shame and reconsidering whether I should be sharing breath with other earth dwellers) I think the only slap hard enough will be one of your mates shuffling off their mortal coil.

    Good luck cocksuckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...
    NO I HAVENT

    I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS

    I GOT ON MY COMPUTER AND READ

    " I WAS BEING A DUMBASS, WITH MY EX ON THE BACK, AND CRASHED"

    freak accident cause they ridfe like that a lot? what the fuck, are you intellectually challeneged as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey View Post
    NO I HAVENT

    I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS

    I GOT ON MY COMPUTER AND READ

    " I WAS BEING A DUMBASS, WITH MY EX ON THE BACK, AND CRASHED"

    freak accident cause they ridfe like that a lot? what the fuck, are you intellectually challeneged as well?
    Nicely put.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    THIS IS ACTUALLY CARVER NOT ZEROINDEX..... CARVER FORGOT TO SIGN HIMSELF INTO MY KIWIBIKER ACCOUNT!!!
    yo n00b's
    binned it today, with a pillion!
    had my ex on the back after teaching her how to ride, and was heading down t straight at about 60kph with sidewinder on his VTR.
    fortunately i was on my NXR..not my "other bike"
    we were riding with our elbows crossed over-(basically touching)
    my bar hit his hand, so he accelerated and hit the end of my bar, causing a massive counter steer.
    the rear slid out fast, and i did my best to correct it, but it was wet, i just dropped, and so did the ex...
    i remember hearing the clutch lever snap, and hearing my helmet slide along the ground (chipseal)
    a few thoughts went through my head-thank fuck im wearing my nitro! (seen rob's HJC?)
    also, thank fuck im wearing a technic leather jacket and not my quasi!
    my ex was about as hurt as me, i just helped her up, im glad i hooked her up with some gear for the learning.

    the bike was ok, not too bad-thank fuck its a honda dirt bike and not a hyosung!
    my body is hurt, but my spirits are not dampened.
    its the price you pay for dicking around, and doing stunts.

    sidewinder is unfortunately fine.
    Part of riding really, if you ride hard enough you'll eventually bin. Such is life and if you can just get back on and suss out where you went wrong. Allways a bugger when you have someone else ont he back, guess its a case of Murphy's Law...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Erm, I think you'll find that's its a SQUID. I think also Kiwifruit is making a valid point - or do you guys need that spelt out for you as well?
    Ahhhh... squid I understand... thankyou for that
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