Am I talented or just a dumbarse?

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th November 2009, 15:42

The meaning of talented:
having talent or special ability; gifted

The meaning of dumbarse:
a thoroughly stupid person; blockhead.

I am struggling to decide which is the best word to describe me...

I have blown up many 2 smokers. Today I thought that I would give blowing up a 4 stroke a go and well what can I say, it worked!

So while I can say that I have a "special gift" anyone that knows me, knows how many engines I have destroyed. I obviously havent learned anything so does this make me a blockhead?

ps - Thanks to Deano and F5Dave for all your help today!

**Maki** · 10th November 2009, 15:44

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

The meaning of talented:
having talent or special ability; gifted

The meaning of dumbarse:
a thoroughly stupid person; blockhead.

I am struggling to decide which is the best word to describe me...

I have blown up many 2 smokers. Today I thought that I would give blowing up a 4 stroke a go and well what can I say, it worked!

So while I can say that I have a "special gift" anyone that knows me, knows how many engines I have destroyed. I obviously havent learned anything so does this make me a blockhead?

ps - Thanks to Deano and F5Dave for all your help today!

Yep, you are officially an engine block head.

**Insanity_rules** · 10th November 2009, 15:48

Nice work Hels. Is there a common problem?

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th November 2009, 15:50

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Nice work Hels. Is there a common problem?

Yes, they're all small bikes (under 200cc's)...

On the bright side - I have never (yet) had an accident caused by a seizure. Lucky too cause it was on the motorway (again) in the fast lane. Managed to get over to the BP!

**EJK** · 10th November 2009, 15:51

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Yes, they're all small bikes (under 200cc's)...

On the bright side - I have never (yet) had an accident caused by a seizure. Lucky too cause it was on the motorway (again) in the fast lane. Managed to get over to the BP!

Doesn't sound good! How did it happen??

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th November 2009, 15:52

Originally Posted by EJK

Doesn't sound good! How did it happen??

There was this flute....

**phoenixgtr** · 10th November 2009, 15:53

You're special sunshine

How'd you kill the 4 stroke?

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th November 2009, 15:54

Originally Posted by phoenixgtr

How'd you kill the 4 stroke?

At band camp....

**2wheeldrifter** · 10th November 2009, 15:54

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Yes, they're all small bikes (under 200cc's)...

On the bright side - I have never (yet) had an accident caused by a seizure. Lucky too cause it was on the motorway (again) in the fast lane. Managed to get over to the BP!

You are a large person????

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th November 2009, 15:55

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

You are a large person????

Oh hell yeah! 155cm's tall with 60 kilos of pure PHat!

**Insanity_rules** · 10th November 2009, 16:00

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Oh hell yeah! 155cm's tall with 60 kilos of pure PHat!

Jeez Imagine what a fat bastard like me could do then.

**gatch** · 10th November 2009, 16:05

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Yes, they're all small bikes (under 200cc's)...

You know what to do..

**2wheeldrifter** · 10th November 2009, 16:06

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Oh hell yeah! 155cm's tall with 60 kilos of pure PHat!

We just have to norrow this down one step at a time... be abit harsh just to come out and say "Your a fuckin retarded dumbarse" now wouldn't it?

You know what oil is and how to check your bikes oil?

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th November 2009, 16:07

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

You know what oil is and how to check your bikes oil?

Like WTF, why would I know about that shit. I am a girl!!!

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

We just have to norrow this down one step at a time... be abit harsh just to come out and say "Your a fuckin retarded dumbarse" now wouldn't it?

That's what all my mates call me so why not!!

I digress...

Yes I know what oil is and how to check the level. Hell I can even ride a bike!! Wont know what has happened until it gets pulled apart. It is all a bit odd this time.... While I was on the overbridge heading North I felt what I thought was a large gust of wind brush over my right shin. Then I went to change downa gear and notice that there was no tension in the clutch lever, almost like the cable had snapped. When I pulled into the BP there was an oil like fluid all over my leg, tyre, seat and side of the bike and it was leaking oily like fluid. The clutch may have gone and thrown something through the engine or maybe the head gasket has blown. I dont think so though as the bike hasnt totally seized and still has compression...