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    Fart Bombs.... ooh mama!

    Wow...

    I was shaking at the power that I held in my hands. The power once again to clear out a whole school block because of an "unpleasant" smell, I wonder why. Fart bombs arrived in my letterbox yesterday morning, I've already set a few of them off... Blimey, they're loud when they go bang.

    I need some ideas...

    All I can think of is my boss...


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    stick one in your bum

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    Where the hell did you get them?

    Maybe time to exact some revenge on one to many dutch ovens......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Where the hell did you get them?
    Go down to the curry place in Albany, order a Vindaloo - Indian Hot! Buy some water balloons and get a short piece of pipe.

    NB: You need to get all supplies on the curry night, next day could be messy!

    Next day shove one end of the pipe up your ring hole and attach a balloon to the other end and fart in each balloon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Go down to the curry place in Albany, order a Vindaloo - Indian Hot! Buy some water balloons and get a short piece of pipe.

    NB: You need to get all supplies on the curry night, next day could be messy!

    Next day shove one end of the pipe up your ring hole and attach a balloon to the other end and fart in each balloon!
    Your giving demonstrations on the technique then ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Your giving demonstrations on the technique then ?
    Me? demonstrate? no no no, I don't fart! But I taught my 2yr old niece to do it, and I'm sure the KB community would love to see your arse!



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    That reminds me of the time I bought a can of fart spray from a magic shop in Christchurch and went crazy with it. People scatter pretty quickly every time I use it!
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    Wattle seeds mate... just get wattle seeds...

    Small, black, hard to spot. To set 'em off crack them (they're bloody hard but molar teeth do the job), put a bit of spit on them, let 'em soak for 5 seconds then flick them somewhere hard to get.

    I cleared a lot of classrooms while I was at school like that. Bastards of things to find too - the smell just eminates from everywhere - it's hard to track them down...

    Did I mention they're free? Find yourself a wattle tree and there will be literally thousabnds of them every where. They look like solid, black kowhai seeds
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    ooo how did I miss this thread?! I loved fart bombs!!! Of course I'm all growed up now and couldn't possibly find this kind of stuff amusing anymore






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    I remember those seads lol. We had them in Porirua. We use to do that at school there too.
    It was fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Wattle seeds mate... just get wattle seeds...

    Small, black, hard to spot. To set 'em off crack them (they're bloody hard but molar teeth do the job), put a bit of spit on them, let 'em soak for 5 seconds then flick them somewhere hard to get.

    I cleared a lot of classrooms while I was at school like that. Bastards of things to find too - the smell just eminates from everywhere - it's hard to track them down...

    Did I mention they're free? Find yourself a wattle tree and there will be literally thousabnds of them every where. They look like solid, black kowhai seeds
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    I bought a whole lot last year cant remember was the wharehouse i think although i keep thinking it was the local $2 shop. Real good fun stamp on them sets off chemical reaction then they explode stuff sticks to what ever it touchs and reeeeeeks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Where the hell did you get them?

    Maybe time to exact some revenge on one to many dutch ovens......
    I have two box boxes of the bloody things. My daughter thought it would be a great gift.

    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I have two box boxes of the bloody things. My daughter thought it would be a great gift.

    WTF?
    tee hee hee I like your daughter

    ...did she get you the t'shirt that says

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    Ah hahahah Funny!

    I remember my science teacher letting us make sulphur solutions and leave them in corridors around the school... one class was having a test and he got in a load of ... well you know
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