Maori hug?

**Big Dave** · 20th September 2005, 17:26

Originally Posted by Hitcher

My liking for things piscine is increasing exponentially. And, perhaps simultaneously, my belief in reincarnation...

Come again? That all sounds a bit fishy to me.

**jrandom** · 20th September 2005, 17:28

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Come again?

oh, you big teasy man. my boyfriends are ALWAYS saying that...

**Ixion** · 20th September 2005, 17:28

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Come again? That all sounds a bit fishy to me.

Polymorphic maybe ? Or a proof of random selection ?

**jrandom** · 20th September 2005, 17:37

Originally Posted by Ixion

a proof of random selection ?

selection's anything but, Ixy boy. and don't you think this forum has enough groan-indusing puns floating around already?

**Big Dave** · 20th September 2005, 23:02

Originally Posted by Fish

oh, you big teasy man. my boyfriends are ALWAYS saying that...

I've always offered 3 for 1.

And you know what Fish?
I once went out with a Mermaid.
Great girl - loved the beach
and what a figure she had!

38 - 24 - $8.95 a kilo.

**Biff** · 20th September 2005, 23:25

Originally Posted by Hitcher

My liking for things piscine is increasing exponentially. And, perhaps simultaneously, my belief in reincarnation...

Does Mrs Hitcher know you're flirting outrageously in a 17th century Ye Olde English dignitary fashion, with a lady, so named, because of her anability to breathe out of water?

**Hitcher** · 21st September 2005, 09:02

Originally Posted by Biff

Does Mrs Hitcher know you're flirting outrageously in a 17th century Ye Olde English dignitary fashion, with a lady, so named, because of her anability to breathe out of water?

You silly man. Ms Fish isn't really a fish.

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 09:25

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You silly man. Ms Fish isn't really a fish.

What is she then? Crustacean?

**jrandom** · 21st September 2005, 09:49

Originally Posted by Sniper

What is she then? Crustacean?

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 10:09

Originally Posted by Fish

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

A gender confused version?

**WRT** · 21st September 2005, 10:14

Originally Posted by Fish

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

No, Indy - NO!!!!

Aaarrrggghhh . . . .

(goes off to check if there is a new post in Indy's picture thread with Rodney's head on a mermaids body . . .)

**WRT** · 21st September 2005, 10:16

Originally Posted by Fish

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

"Rod" Hide in the Fish - err, Flesh . . . err . . .

This isnt some cheap porno rip off is it?

**Lias** · 21st September 2005, 10:45

Originally Posted by Fish

They're 'identifying' with stupidity and testosterone-fuelled animalism. Black ghetto society, as espoused in the jigga-boo rhymes, is a grown-up version of Lord of the Flies. Just less pasty in complexion. The in-duh-lecktual degradation of your average subscriber to hip-hop mores locks them right into the quest to be the alpha male of the local monkey pack and the regular 'dancing to the drums' that accompanies such. The native females appear to support and encourage this behavior with the homo sapiens equivalent of swollen baboon rumps.

Perhaps that's why they breed so prolifically.

QFT.
Preach on!

**Biff** · 21st September 2005, 12:24

Originally Posted by Fish

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

I never said the lady was fish Mr H. The nice lady even admits (above) that she's actually a fat whale, which, as we all know, is a mammal. So I guess she can breathe out of water after all. Silly me.