Muppet pushie riders

**SARGE** · 25th May 2006, 17:29

on the way into work this AM.. coming up Dominion road by the Wendy's.. this pack of asshole pushbike riders shoots out of a side street without looking.. right in front of me ( 5 meters or so..).. lucky i have those finely hones cat-like reflexes, or i would have have 35 pounds of shredded flesh and spandex splattered on the front fairing..

what the fuck are these gay assholes thinking?.. first of all.. they are on a damp public road, wearing a pair of 1 micron thick nylon underpants ( i could see every freakin wrinkle on these fuck-tards), and a plastic Power Rangers - lookin bash hat ...

not to mention doing this on a set of gum-rubber 1 inch wide tires..

the worst part is the metro-sexual muppet at the rear of the pack gives me shit as i pass him..i think i hate them more than mini-chopper riders

i hope he slides across gravel on his spandex covered ass

**Two Smoker** · 25th May 2006, 17:53

I thought you were talking about Loosebruce and dss3 then.... you know... muppets... pack of homos... etc...

**UrbanMyth** · 25th May 2006, 18:15

hahaha you have a rad way of saying things.Good story

**onearmedbandit** · 25th May 2006, 18:27

I love how cyclists want to be treated as 'normal road users' but feel free to run red lights. I'd love to hit one of the fuckers running a red in my merivale tractor. It's red(ish) so the blood wouldn't worry me.

**SARGE** · 25th May 2006, 18:30

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

I love how cyclists want to be treated as 'normal road users' but feel free to run red lights. I'd love to hit one of the fuckers running a red in my merivale tractor. It's red(ish) so the blood wouldn't worry me.

the green and pink spandex in the radiator would be a clue for CSI though...

**onearmedbandit** · 25th May 2006, 18:33

Nah, I'm sure CSI hate cyclists as well.

**jimbo600** · 25th May 2006, 18:46

I ride a pushie to work and back. Well a MTB anyway. One thing I notice is there is a difference between MTBers and roadies. Roadies love all the queer shit and ride side by side which fucks me off completely. MTBers are the baggy shorts and shirt, pull stunts kind of folk. We don't ride side by side because we aint go no mates.

**SARGE** · 25th May 2006, 18:58

Originally Posted by jimbo600

I ride a pushie to work and back. Well a MTB anyway. One thing I notice is there is a difference between MTBers and roadies. Roadies love all the queer shit and ride side by side which fucks me off completely. MTBers are the baggy shorts and shirt, pull stunts kind of folk. We don't ride side by side because we aint go no mates.

auckland is a whole different zoo

**jimbo600** · 25th May 2006, 19:06

Too true. Used to stick to Woodhill forest when I was in AK.

**Motoracer** · 25th May 2006, 20:10

Originally Posted by SARGE

auckland is a whole different zoo

Not too different my friend. When Jimbo says MTBers, he means a select few who are actually into making proper use of MTBs. Not the geeky wannabes...

**cowpoos** · 25th May 2006, 20:30

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Not too different my friend. When Jimbo says MTBers, he means a select few who are actually into making proper use of MTBs. Not the geeky wannabes...

jimbo is a bit of a geeky wanna be thou lad....he does try and hang with the wairarapa hardcore....and is definatly envious of the skills we possess!!!

**Motoracer** · 25th May 2006, 21:11

Originally Posted by cowpoos

jimbo is a bit of a geeky wanna be thou lad....he does try and hang with the wairarapa hardcore....and is definatly envious of the skills we possess!!!

What skills are thoes? Next time you go to Manfield, take your MTB along with you then. I'll bring mine down.

**ZeroIndex** · 25th May 2006, 21:15

Originally Posted by SARGE

on the way into work this AM.. coming up Dominion road by the Wendy's.. this pack of asshole pushbike riders shoots out of a side street without looking.. right in front of me ( 5 meters or so..).. lucky i have those finely hones cat-like reflexes, or i would have have 35 pounds of shredded flesh and spandex splattered on the front fairing..

what the fuck are these gay assholes thinking?.. first of all.. they are on a damp public road, wearing a pair of 1 micron thick nylon underpants ( i could see every freakin wrinkle on these fuck-tards), and a plastic Power Rangers - lookin bash hat ...

not to mention doing this on a set of gum-rubber 1 inch wide tires..

the worst part is the metro-sexual muppet at the rear of the pack gives me shit as i pass him..i think i hate them more than mini-chopper riders

i hope he slides across gravel on his spandex covered ass

..the days i wish i drove a big american semi

**jimbo600** · 25th May 2006, 21:21

Originally Posted by cowpoos

jimbo is a bit of a geeky wanna be thou lad....he does try and hang with the wairarapa hardcore....and is definatly envious of the skills we possess!!!

You're on to me man. I mean just check out my location. Man you guys are just so mighty. Wish I could feel cow tits all day.