R E S P E C T
Not everyone is born to ride a bike. Twisting the throttle is easy, any monkey can learn the mechanical steps of making a bike move, turn and stop. A bit more thought and you can wheelie, stoppie and power slide. But the really smart monkeys know when to slow down and take it easy. To finish first first you must finish and all that.
Some monkeys, like me, recognise that they just don't have the right attitude for a bike at all - so they quit while they're still around to lecture other people about it.
Bikes are a dangerous piece of machinery. Fun if respected, deadly if not. Remember that.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
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