new biker cop!

**mikey** · 21st April 2006, 19:07

hi im trying to get into police force at the moment. and thought i would share my story. im told cops visit this site and would like them to pass on this to there recruiting officers.

as an effort to demonstrate potential skill in making the community a safer place, i put some sign writing on my bike an went out patrolling, looking for those doing 10ks over the speed limit, mainly on deserted 4 lane highways with cheese barriers down the middle.

i used my laser from the two dollar shop on my keys to test the cars speeds, an most were going at a rate faster than my laser could comprhend so i tried to pull cars over. no one pulled over. i have no sirens. but its friday night, there will be police cars outside my house soon so might be in luck.

i felt it was my duty to slow these cars down as they were just accidents waiting to happen an someone would have to clean them up later.

so i did wheelies past them.they slowed down. a lot. apart from the guys in the commodores

i feel with my presence on the road the community is a safer place and encourage other motorcyclists to do the same. after all we all want to live and ride in a safer place

**mstriumph** · 21st April 2006, 19:09

tsk tsk ....... you are being naughty, aren't you

lol

**Wasp** · 21st April 2006, 19:11

I think its great, I feel so much safer knowing that we have an escort on our rides to prevent cagers getting pissed as the faster riders go past then deciding to vent their frustration on us slower newer 250 (150) riders!

Keep up the good work!

**paturoa** · 21st April 2006, 19:12

u need more lights and stuff on your bike. There is no where to you keep your truncion?

**Madness** · 21st April 2006, 19:13

Yeah Mikey, I think you might want to think about a paint job. There has been a blue bike of some sort running around my neighborhood lately, really pissing the 5-0 off, all they know is that it's a blue one. WHOEVER he is he's been a naughty naughty boy.

I've heard him and there aint much throttle left in reserve that's for real. You might be just the guy our local constabulary need to catch this elusive character, hell you've got the signwriting sussed already. They might give you licence to speed in efforts to make a bust, and sponsor you some gas and pies too!!!

NC · 21st April 2006, 19:14

Mikey!

**Scorpygirl** · 21st April 2006, 19:17

Mods - please could this thread be moved to jokes and humour or maybe PD!!!

EDIT- It was a P/T OK!!!!!! No sense of humour - geeze!!!

**cowpoos** · 21st April 2006, 19:24

I'm inspired by your efforts mikey....so I've been painting up my tractor and am gunna start patroling the wairarapa roads slowing down speeding motorists....

Could you give me some pointers mikey?

**Madness** · 21st April 2006, 19:27

Originally Posted by cowpoos

I'm inspired by your efforts mikey....so I've been painting up my tractor and am gunna start patroling the wairarapa roads slowing down speeding motorists....

Could you give me some pointers mikey?

If I see your tractor.... I'm doing a runner for sure.

**Paul in NZ** · 21st April 2006, 19:39

Only a 50/50 call on my Tractor...

Mikey! You are officially a bloody nutter! I'm laughing but sweet jeezus mate you are a lightening rod for bother mate!

**T.I.E** · 21st April 2006, 19:41

i had the DB 990 selectamatic. wicked machine
and on those fast take offs the diff lock is an excellent idea for those quick chases.

but remember you could probably catch more speeders if you were under cover.