Welcome to the nuthouse mate
Doesnt matter what you ride, or the size.
Right, now I've done the decent thing and said that, heres one of the local customs to help you fit in better:
Your bike is the absolute, no questions, best in the whole world, every other brand/model etc is shit and only the very worst homosexual/deviant/scum/low class folks/racial slurs etc would be seen on one.
Oh, and keep one eye closed in all discussion, and you'll be right as rain
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Bookmarks