Biker's penis hit by lightning

**Bob** · 21st September 2007, 00:19

When Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, Croatia, pulled over on his bike to take a leak, little did he realise he would end up in hospital. As Djindjic answered the call of nature, nature fought back… striking his penis with a lightning bolt!

Djindjic said: "I don't remember what happened. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." He added "Thankfully, the doctors said my penis will function normally eventually."

**EJK** · 21st September 2007, 04:42

lol? ouch?

**JimO** · 21st September 2007, 06:35

hehe.................

**deanohit** · 21st September 2007, 06:41

"Thankfully, the doctors said my penis will function normally eventually."
Eventually is a pretty opened ended response. He didn't just piss on an electric fence in the bushes?

**Donor** · 21st September 2007, 08:27

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**ceebie13** · 21st September 2007, 09:00

I was trapped once in a tunnel with hundreds of other rush-hour passengers on a London tube train after signal failure when a guy standing close by couldn't hold on any longer...he desperately needed to relieve the call of nature.
To everyone's horror, he prized the doors open (not an easy task), wedged himself between them and pee'd out into the darkness!!! How on earth (sorry, no pun intended) he didn't piss all over the conductor rail is anyones guess. The consequences could have been horrendous!

**Deano** · 21st September 2007, 09:04

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire !!

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**Oakie** · 21st September 2007, 14:47

Ahh if I were God I would spend my day doing stuff like that .... although I think I'd go for the increased degree of difficulty and aim for the penis itself rather than just the guy attached to it.

**deanohit** · 21st September 2007, 17:43

Hahahahahaha, be like someone

ya nuts all at once.

**Chickadee** · 21st September 2007, 21:38

Oooh owey, burnt pink bits can't be comfy

**Oakie** · 22nd September 2007, 13:31

Depending on the size, it may not just be burned ... it may be cooked!

**Cache Wraith** · 30th September 2007, 11:40

Read this in a Sunday Paper, gotta be painful!

"A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident ......"

My sympathies to Ante and it sounds like the goods are still intact! Maybe Ante will get to hear about this post and let us know how it felt. Anyway I'm sure he's now known in the biker community as "Lightening Rod" Let the jokes begin........