Dear Mr Poos,
Thank you for your kind invitation to kick my arse in a leaky old wooden dingy. I regret to inform you that no matter how much it may rain at Manfield, there is no way in hell I'll be circulating that track on a wooden dingy (least of all a leaky one).
I've heard the bollocks that old retired geezers like you spout about how fast they were on their ancient Suzuki's. If you're as fast as your gob then indeed, you'll have no problem spanking (or kicking if that's your preference) my arse on a few laps around Manfield. Therefore I'll gratefully lend you my "Shite Old 400 (TM)" in order that you may "give me the learn" that you keep promising.
Regards
Mr Scracha
ps. Can we get "the Drew" in there again just to make it interesting?
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