How marriage works

[Blatman]

A newlywed couple had only been
married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't
wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies

So, he said to his new wife,
'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?'
asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face.
I' m going to have a beer.'

The wife said,
'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12
different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do,
and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly
pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen
glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because the wife interrupted him by saying,
You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer,
so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead?
Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

and, they lived happily ever after.

[P38]

Hehehehe

That sounds like the first one I married...... Chose a lot better second time around.

[FROSTY:Me]

sorry -but im seriously pissing myself laughing--Jorja is striding towarsd me with a hot skilllett and ....................

[fire eyes]

ohhh mannnnnnnnn that is a good one!!!!!!!!! big thumbs up from me!

[jafar]

Hehehehe

That sounds like the first one I married...... Chose a lot better second time around.

Me too

[kevfromcoro]

Hehehehe

That sounds like the first one I married...... Chose a lot better second time around.

Think what the 3rd one will be like..............

[Sharry]

Cricky, bugger buying the beer, freezing the mug and making cnape things.
I used to wave goodnight to him and relish a night of full control over the TV remote

[Slyer]

I'm never getting married ever.

[EJK]

Oh that's naughty

[P38]

Think what the 3rd one will be like..............

Wont be a third...... Found me a real keeper this time.

[slofox]

Wont be a third...... Found me a real keeper this time.

She's looking over your shoulder as you type, huh..?

[duckonin]

Yep pay the docter, nice one

[BuckBuck#1]

"A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife..

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, d irty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!"

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[cc rider]

A newlywed couple had only been
married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't
wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies...
...and, they lived happily ever after.

Hubby forgot to mention that there were strippers at the pub....and, they lived happily ever after.

[sugilite:Me]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Arsehole?'

So he stayed home............
........and, they lived happily ever after.


Now, isn't that a sweet sweet story?