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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Fuck, I'll give a 50 for every one of those you can produce.
    Yeah, I thought about having a look through and finding them.. but reading 1300 posts (the majority of which are very very similar) didn't seem very fun. Oh, I guess that makes you bigger than me too though, right? That you've got more posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irontusk View Post
    ..... Oh, I guess that makes you bigger than me too though, right?
    What are we Kindergarten? Let it go FFS! Its the interwebby thing - not 'REAL' life Its a lovely day - lets all go for a ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    Its a lovely day - lets all go for a ride
    Lucky for some, it's not so nice up here! Been for my ride already though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irontusk View Post
    Lucky for some, it's not so nice up here! Been for my ride already though.
    Sorry for pointing out the fact that you ride a 250 earlier. Maybe I should have used this quote instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irontusk View Post
    Unfortunately I barely know how to ride and don't have my licence yet,
    (Dated all of three weeks ago.)

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    Katman wins!!!. Cant see the opposition recovering from that knockout blow.

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    Thread author, how long have you been riding for mate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by meteor View Post
    and finds himself in no mans land with no road left so rather than buttoning off and tucking in behind the truck, goes onto the footpath for... and get this... about 50 to 60 Kph for about 200 meters! can't pass the truck and stays on the footpath over a side road back on the footpath for another 150 meters... finally getting back on the road when the truckie goes into a driveway.
    Sorry, I came to this late. But then I'm a guy and I'm not supposed to come too quick...

    This guys biggest crime was that he was riding a GN250, he shoulda at least been on a DR250 for that sort of caper.

    If he lives long enough he could develop into a good rider. After all, we are all supposed to keep options available. He seems to have more options than most.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC View Post
    Thread author, how long have you been riding for mate?
    Answering your question... I am the thread author but this thread has been somewhat highjacked by other agendas. I'm 40 something, driving since I was 15, riding off road since I was 13, a cyclist since 11 with some serious K's under my belt but only taken to riding a M/cycle on the road this year because my V8 is a thirsty beast. And for some years I was a professional driver in Auckland so I tend to think I'm qualified to have a balanced opinion... if that's really what you're asking.

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    'Tis what footpaths are for , isn't it?

    Saw a wee scooter do that today. Stopped at the Greenlane lights on Gt Sth Rd, and saw him filter along the left hand kerb, down a line of traffic, and stop at the front. To the left of a car signalling a (legal) left hand turn. Oh oh, I think. That could get ugly when the light changes. But no, he had it sussed. Indicator on ("M'gawd, he's not going to run the red straight into the solid stream of cross traffic is he ?"). Nope. Up onto the footpath and along Green Lane Rd he went.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meteor View Post
    Answering your question... I am the thread author but this thread has been somewhat highjacked by other agendas. I'm 40 something, driving since I was 15, riding off road since I was 13, a cyclist since 11 with some serious K's under my belt but only taken to riding a M/cycle on the road this year because my V8 is a thirsty beast. And for some years I was a professional driver in Auckland so I tend to think I'm qualified to have a balanced opinion... if that's really what you're asking.
    No, I was asking. How long have you been riding a motorcycle for. Not for your life story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Sorry for pointing out the fact that you ride a 250 earlier. Maybe I should have used this quote instead.



    (Dated all of three weeks ago.)
    I got my licence (yes, because it's easy). So I've been riding 3 weeks, and I'm already less of an ass than you! What I'm getting at is the way you use what someone rides (I'm not too sure if a Katana is the nicest bike out there, btw) and their riding experience to judge whether they are right or wrong about anything and everything, ever.

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    This is going nowhere guys,lets move on.........whats next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irontusk View Post
    I got my licence (yes, because it's easy). So I've been riding 3 weeks, and I'm already less of an ass than you! What I'm getting at is the way you use what someone rides (I'm not too sure if a Katana is the nicest bike out there, btw) and their riding experience to judge whether they are right or wrong about anything and everything, ever.
    You've just voided yourself by saying that you're not an arse. Only the masses of KB can decide that.

    Welcome though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    And you don't know fuckin jack shit about me.
    enough to make the same conclusion as everyone else.. that you're a dumb f**k on a crusade !!


    :slap:

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC View Post
    No, I was asking. How long have you been riding a motorcycle for. Not for your life story.


    oh how i chortled..!!!


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