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middle finger seems to work for me - everyone is like "Asshole" and im like "no,no,no....avgas - but close"
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No form of wave that is practical would be distinctive enough to avoid confusion.
The answer is for every KBer to fit sa small flag staff to his/her/its bike, and a small KB flag thereupon.
Then , when a strange bike is espied, the flag can be raised , by menas of a simple system of ropes and pulleys. The other bike, if a KBer will of course respond in like fashion.
Experienced riders can elaborate upon this by the use of various secondary flags or pennons , akin to the signalling system used with such success by the Royal Navy.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp*ooooooooooooo..................
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
I thought it was when we had to stand on our seat, put our hands on our hips and do the "ahoo" movement ala the Three Amigos ...![]()
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Special little wavey wavey........sheesh how freckin Gay
Ive run out of fucks to give
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Some contentious curmudgeon has attempted to object to this most excellent scheme, upon the piffling and inconsequential grounds that you cannot see flags at night.
The obvious response to this is that it can be resolved by the same solution adopted by the Royal navy , several centuries ago.
At night, the flags will be supplemented by rockets.
Surely people can identify such self evident solutions for themselves. Why do I always have to do the thinking.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
I would suggest the simple method of making a fist, but leaving an evenly shaped opening in it so that one can see daylight through it, and moving it back and forth in a linear direction relative to the knuckles.
Its the finger but with both hands, because as KBers you'd have extra mad skillz and be able to to that. Only blouses would use one hand. Thats what sticky throttles are for.
How about we pull up next to them, and assuming they 1. haven't blasted off thinking its game on for a race, and,
2. they haven't brake checked your ass for being so close,
we could pull our handy dandi green laser pointer and flash them a super uber complicated message sequence explaining we come in peace and just want to know what bizarre login name they use on KB? Aim for the eyes though or they may miss it.
Oh... I thought that was the general "hello" wave. I get that alot from guys in gay toyracers cars.
The thumb and forefinger held closer together like your squeezing something tiny and pathetic is already taken for the Harley riders and all those in monster Chev trucks
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When you turn your bike on - does it return the favour?
Mine does
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