Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 75

Thread: How to wave to a KB'er?

  1. #16
    Join Date
    25th December 2003 - 20:57
    Bike
    None
    Location
    NZ
    Posts
    2,271

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


  2. #17
    Join Date
    16th September 2004 - 16:48
    Bike
    PopTart Katoona
    Location
    CT, USA
    Posts
    6,542
    Blog Entries
    1
    middle finger seems to work for me - everyone is like "Asshole" and im like "no,no,no....avgas - but close"
    Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.

  3. #18
    Join Date
    16th September 2004 - 16:48
    Bike
    PopTart Katoona
    Location
    CT, USA
    Posts
    6,542
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    pic of Adolf Hitler
    -Indy
    DB???????????????????? He's famous!!!!!!!!!!!!
    pt
    Last edited by 007XX; 25th September 2008 at 08:58. Reason: deleted quoted pic
    Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.

  4. #19
    Join Date
    26th February 2005 - 15:10
    Bike
    Ubrfarter V Klunkn,ffwabbit,Petal,phoebe
    Location
    In the cave of Adullam
    Posts
    13,624
    No form of wave that is practical would be distinctive enough to avoid confusion.

    The answer is for every KBer to fit sa small flag staff to his/her/its bike, and a small KB flag thereupon.

    Then , when a strange bike is espied, the flag can be raised , by menas of a simple system of ropes and pulleys. The other bike, if a KBer will of course respond in like fashion.

    Experienced riders can elaborate upon this by the use of various secondary flags or pennons , akin to the signalling system used with such success by the Royal Navy.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

  5. #20
    Join Date
    9th October 2003 - 11:00
    Bike
    2022 BMW RnineT Pure
    Location
    yes
    Posts
    14,591
    Blog Entries
    3
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *gasp*ooooooooooooo..................
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



  6. #21
    Join Date
    22nd July 2006 - 11:59
    Bike
    900 Hornet, Preddy, RZ's, A100's
    Location
    Auckland, Takanini
    Posts
    5,159
    Blog Entries
    54
    I thought it was when we had to stand on our seat, put our hands on our hips and do the "ahoo" movement ala the Three Amigos ...
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

  7. #22
    Join Date
    9th October 2003 - 11:00
    Bike
    2022 BMW RnineT Pure
    Location
    yes
    Posts
    14,591
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    *Picture of pre-Kristallnacht National Socialist Party of Germany*


    -Indy
    Ernst Rohm is a creepy little man, isn't he?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



  8. #23
    Join Date
    3rd July 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    Scorpio, XL1200N
    Location
    forests of azure
    Posts
    9,398
    Apparently, in Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn, once you've knocked a troll down you have to use a fire or acid attack to kill it.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

  9. #24
    Join Date
    13th May 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    Thinking
    Location
    Around
    Posts
    7,383
    Special little wavey wavey........sheesh how freckin Gay
    Ive run out of fucks to give

  10. #25
    Join Date
    17th June 2005 - 13:51
    Bike
    Whatever is in the garage - FXDC, Bking
    Location
    Kerikeri - Dunedin
    Posts
    3,410
    Blog Entries
    7
    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    Special little wavey wavey........sheesh how freckin Gay
    Mr Crankie wankie gets no waves eh?

    www.Ridertraining.co.nz
    NZTA Approved CBTA Instructor Assessor
    - Restricted + Full Licence Training & Testing
    - Onroad Coaching & Training
    Auckland
    Call or Txt 0210334766
    info@ridertraining.co.nz

  11. #26
    Join Date
    5th August 2005 - 14:30
    Bike
    Various
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    4,359
    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    The official KB salute has already been posted.
    Yep, gets my vote.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

  12. #27
    Join Date
    3rd July 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    Scorpio, XL1200N
    Location
    forests of azure
    Posts
    9,398
    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Yep, gets my vote.
    So would you like to 'greet' Qkchk on the 'road' with that 'wave', or shall I?
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

  13. #28
    Join Date
    26th February 2005 - 15:10
    Bike
    Ubrfarter V Klunkn,ffwabbit,Petal,phoebe
    Location
    In the cave of Adullam
    Posts
    13,624
    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    No form of wave that is practical would be distinctive enough to avoid confusion.

    The answer is for every KBer to fit sa small flag staff to his/her/its bike, and a small KB flag thereupon.

    Then , when a strange bike is espied, the flag can be raised , by menas of a simple system of ropes and pulleys. The other bike, if a KBer will of course respond in like fashion.

    Experienced riders can elaborate upon this by the use of various secondary flags or pennons , akin to the signalling system used with such success by the Royal Navy.
    Some contentious curmudgeon has attempted to object to this most excellent scheme, upon the piffling and inconsequential grounds that you cannot see flags at night.

    The obvious response to this is that it can be resolved by the same solution adopted by the Royal navy , several centuries ago.

    At night, the flags will be supplemented by rockets.

    Surely people can identify such self evident solutions for themselves. Why do I always have to do the thinking.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

  14. #29
    Join Date
    26th April 2008 - 00:01
    Bike
    KTM 950SM, '78 X7, FZ750, GN250
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    706
    I would suggest the simple method of making a fist, but leaving an evenly shaped opening in it so that one can see daylight through it, and moving it back and forth in a linear direction relative to the knuckles.

  15. #30
    Join Date
    9th September 2008 - 00:03
    Bike
    05 R6 "Blade Breaker"
    Location
    Manawatu
    Posts
    65
    Its the finger but with both hands, because as KBers you'd have extra mad skillz and be able to to that. Only blouses would use one hand. Thats what sticky throttles are for.

    How about we pull up next to them, and assuming they 1. haven't blasted off thinking its game on for a race, and,
    2. they haven't brake checked your ass for being so close,
    we could pull our handy dandi green laser pointer and flash them a super uber complicated message sequence explaining we come in peace and just want to know what bizarre login name they use on KB? Aim for the eyes though or they may miss it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sable View Post
    I would suggest the simple method of making a fist, but leaving an evenly shaped opening in it so that one can see daylight through it, and moving it back and forth in a linear direction relative to the knuckles.
    Oh... I thought that was the general "hello" wave. I get that alot from guys in gay toyracers cars.

    The thumb and forefinger held closer together like your squeezing something tiny and pathetic is already taken for the Harley riders and all those in monster Chev trucks
    Te librará de la mujer ajena, de la extraña que halaga con sus palabras

    When you turn your bike on - does it return the favour?

    Mine does

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •