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  1. 26th June 2005, 17:27 #31
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    By Paul in NZ:

    "whether your bike is loud enough to bother the vegitarian, iranian lesbians/homosexual autistic lawn tortise associations meditation seminar"

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...7&postcount=24
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  2. 18th September 2005, 18:28 #32
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    From R1Aaron


    Weather was shit out side so i took the missus for a blast instead there was some funny noises comming from the head, back end feels all good tho..
    4 wheels move the body
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  3. 23rd October 2005, 08:18 #33
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    A classic quote I cant post a link for this one as It came straight from JSG's mouth at the horse and trap. I have witnesses...

    JGS says "you have a very manly voice" directed at texmo
    Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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  4. 23rd October 2005, 08:50 #34
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    mean winja dad sed hes goin to rip your roof offand paint it with piss please stop hes mean
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    The grand prize goes to this qoute,from the ever presant WINJA



    WHY DID ZED CROSS THE ROAD???
    COS HIS COCK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN.
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  5. 6th November 2005, 18:30 #35
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    This post by SpeedMedic takes the cake. Priceless!

    Signed Riff Raff and White trash.

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  6. 15th November 2005, 11:40 #36
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    ZeRax creates new rating scale for effectiveness (or not) of mirrors...

    ZeRax: 'true that, think i was just in the reds when i got it to 140+ and the mirrors shake like an ape coming down off every drug known to man'

    Original post here.
    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    V4! VFR800s sound like some sort of alien rocket-ship coming to probe all of our women and destroy our cities
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  7. 15th November 2005, 13:44 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phurrball
    ZeRax: 'true that, think i was just in the reds when i got it to 140+ and the mirrors shake like an ape coming down off every drug known to man'
    He would know......
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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  8. 29th November 2005, 10:35 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSS3
    Is the R1 ok?
    This was asked whilst he was being taken out of the ambulance at the hospital and then again about every 5 minutes until the concussion had warn off and he went to sleep

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    did it look awesome?
    This was asked whilst he was lying in the emergency room at Northshore hospital

    talk about dedication boys.. good effort.
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  9. 29th November 2005, 20:10 #39
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    A brilliant one from mikey that damn near made me piss myself
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...8&postcount=21

    Or

    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    white trash. im black man! real black. so black i dont see myself even when the sun is out
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  10. 10th December 2005, 17:13 #40
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    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=21489 Post #5

    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Drop your pants and bend over, cause there isn't much you can do about it.
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  11. 13th December 2005, 20:34 #41
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    Good old WINJA.

    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    I DUNNO , I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BABIES , I PUT IT THERE SO IVE DONE MY BIT , THE REST IS UP TO HER AND THE MIDWIFE , IM NOT WASTING GOOD BIKE TIME ON THIS CHILD BIRTH CRAP , ILL TAKE OVER AT BIKE RIDING AGE
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  12. 14th December 2005, 19:50 #42
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    my favourite qoute is not a kb one .
    i was at the box night club in aucks about 10 years ago with a german girl , they were hitting the smoke machine pretty hard , i could hardly see my hand in front of my face , and the german said to me "now i know what its like to be jewish "
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  13. 17th December 2005, 00:16 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Trash
    I'm not often wrong,but this time I'm right


    someones sure of themselves...lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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  14. 21st December 2005, 09:41 #44
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    taupo track day 18/12/

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    im 15 so next year a will be legal
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    ya legal now if ya dad know`s
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  15. 3rd January 2006, 10:18 #45
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    Referring to the amount of crashes happening over the holiday break and the safety of motorcycles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Sometimes it can be more fun when it's not safe... like shagging asian chickboys without a rubber.
    Hmmm, a possible contender for "quote of the year" perhaps...
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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