Settle down!

**James Deuce** · 7th December 2007, 07:34

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

Every second thread on KB at the moment is shouting at me to slow down, get my Will sorted, be an ATGATT, wear padded cycling undershorts, eat more vegetables, enjoy sex, blah blah blah!

FFS, we're bikers. What happened to the middle finger held up in half apathetic defiance of social norms?

Go start a healthy living site for homosexual whales and stop lecturing everyone. It's tiresome.

**DMNTD:Me** · 7th December 2007, 07:37

Agreed man...too many floppy cucumbers

**jrandom** · 7th December 2007, 07:38

Nothing wrong with padded cycling undershorts.

**Usarka** · 7th December 2007, 07:38

Fuck off dont tell me what to post.

that better??? bahahahaa

**Crisis management** · 7th December 2007, 07:39

There is a solution Jim.....go for a fucking ride!

**MyGSXF:Me** · 7th December 2007, 07:42

get ferked!

**Joni** · 7th December 2007, 07:45

I get what you are saying Jim.... and yes I agree about the floppy cucumbers.... but what i really notice it all the bitching, moaning, whinging going on again....

Made me think of a thread I did years ago:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3775

Come on people, smile ffs.... its Friday, life is good.... YAY!

**jrandom** · 7th December 2007, 07:46

I like cucumber sandwiches.

**Joni** · 7th December 2007, 07:48

Originally Posted by jrandom

I like cucumber sandwiches.

I love cucumbers

**Hitcher** · 7th December 2007, 07:49

Not to mention people who drive SUVs because they think they're "safer" and wax their bodies because they think that will make them "cleaner".

Flacid cucurbits indeed. An end to them!

7 December is herewith proclaimed National Harden The Fuck Up Day.

Bless you, St James II.