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    Settle down!

    I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

    Every second thread on KB at the moment is shouting at me to slow down, get my Will sorted, be an ATGATT, wear padded cycling undershorts, eat more vegetables, enjoy sex, blah blah blah!

    FFS, we're bikers. What happened to the middle finger held up in half apathetic defiance of social norms?

    Go start a healthy living site for homosexual whales and stop lecturing everyone. It's tiresome.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Agreed man...too many floppy cucumbers

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    Nothing wrong with padded cycling undershorts.
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    Fuck off dont tell me what to post.


    that better??? bahahahaa

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    There is a solution Jim.....go for a fucking ride!

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    get ferked!






    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    I get what you are saying Jim.... and yes I agree about the floppy cucumbers.... but what i really notice it all the bitching, moaning, whinging going on again....

    Made me think of a thread I did years ago:

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3775

    Come on people, smile ffs.... its Friday, life is good.... YAY!

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    I like cucumber sandwiches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I like cucumber sandwiches.
    I love cucumbers

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    Not to mention people who drive SUVs because they think they're "safer" and wax their bodies because they think that will make them "cleaner".

    Flacid cucurbits indeed. An end to them!

    7 December is herewith proclaimed National Harden The Fuck Up Day.

    Bless you, St James II.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    I love cucumbers
    Sheesh and you call ME dodgy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    I love cucumbers
    Perhaps we could work together on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    I love cucumbers
    Just not the floppy ones?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Just not the floppy ones?
    They normally go floppy after they have been around liquid dressing... buts thats all good, easy to fix!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    I love cucumbers
    cheaper than batteries for the vibrator at the moment

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