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  1. 24th July 2015, 20:32 #1456
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Soapy tit wank. Can't complain!

    You will when soap gets in your eye...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    That wasn't soap!
    They werent tits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    They werent tits...

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    Like a lathering (insert name pun) brush?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    That's the magic of soap!
    Jolly clean hands then eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Like a lathering (insert name pun) brush?
    I have a few lathering brushes. Straight razors the only way I can shave regular without making a blood donation.

    You haven't had your balls tickled until you have experienced a well used boar bristle brush. Especially when unexpected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    I have a few lathering brushes. Straight razors the only way I can shave regular without making a blood donation.

    You haven't had your balls tickled until you have experienced a well used boar bristle brush. Especially when unexpected.

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    How much of this post was talking about shaving?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    How much of this post was talking about shaving?
    If you have to ask, you're not old enough to know. :msnwink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    No rants tonight?

    You twats must live an effin' sweet life, bastids!
    Fuck off copper, don't you have some donuts to eat or innocent people to persecute?
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    Once again the KB Friday Night Rant thread is deader than a dead dingos donger...Whiskers-Blake but you lot have a cushy life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Once again the KB Friday Night Rant thread is deader than a dead dingos donger...Whiskers-Blake but you lot have a cushy life...
    Uummm. My beer could technically be a tad cooler?

    The nice lady out cleaning my SDR today was slightly overdressed?

    I have to be up crack of noon tomorrow to trundle in to the office to fabricate a series of carefully crafted pleas for otherwise completely unsolicited charitable funds hereinafter referred to as commercial invoices? Yeah, that's fucking tough.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Once again the KB Friday Night Rant thread is deader than a dead dingos donger...Whiskers-Blake but you lot have a cushy life...
    Facebook.com?
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  14. 31st July 2015, 22:50 #1469
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5ive View Post
    Facebook.com?
    For softcocks too weak to handle KB!
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  15. 31st July 2015, 23:01 #1470
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    For softcocks too weak to handle KB!
    I don't know about that, maybe you are not casting your KB net wide enough?

    Maybe you could try:

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...3-Stupid-World

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ship-Agreement

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-the-NZ-public

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...racy-theorists

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...s-drivel-posts

    I think you're right though, life is too easy on a motorcycle
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