Making excuses

[Bonez]

Maybe he's still doing his hair and nails?
Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it. Let's just hope that if he does the shock isn't so great that those who most eager don't have heart failure as a result and end up missing out!

Hey I'm sure Katman can post for himself. Having so much experiance 'n all .

[jrandom]

Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it...

... and nobody will turn up, because he's such a vile man that they can't imagine wanting to spend a moment in his presence that they didn't have to.

[jrandom]

Hey I'm sure Katman can post for himself.

He's probably off smoking something to prepare his mind for the evening's irrational ranting.

[Bonez]

... and nobody will turn up, because he's such a vile man that they can't imagine wanting to spend a moment in his presence that they didn't have to.

Now now.............

[jrandom]

Now now.............

Unfortunately, that's precisely the case.

I'm sure I speak for the vast majority of this thread's readers when I say that I have no desire whatsoever to spend time with its originator in person.

My offer to evaluate him on the road was a self-sacrificing public service.

[Bonez]

Unfortunately, that's precisely the case.

I'm sure I speak for the vast majority of this thread's readers when I say that I have no desire whatsoever to spend time with its originator in person.

My offer to evaluate him on the road was a self-sacrificing public service.

Bugger. Thought of selling tickets?

[kiwifruit]

Maybe he's still doing his hair and nails?
Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it. Let's just hope that if he does the shock isn't so great that those who most eager don't have heart failure as a result and end up missing out!

he came for a ride with me the other day

i even did a wheelie right before his eyes (couldn't help it)!
...he didn't tell me it was dangerous, preach a road saftey campain, spank me or whatever

a social A bomb, on public forums, yes
not that way irl

[Bonez]

he came for a ride with me the other day

i even did a wheelie right before his eyes (couldn't help it)!
...he didn't tell me it was dangerous, preach a road saftey campain, spank me or whatever

a social A bomb, on public forums, yes
not that way irl

Now would that make him a hypocrate?

[Ixion]

No, a heterowhine perhaps ?

[The Stranger:Me]

I've suggested Katman orginise a suitable ride, failing that incorporate one in one of the KB rides, yet no response.

What's the problem?

Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

[kiwifruit]

I'm sure if he felt i needed a lecture on road saftey he'd have given me one.

It means i'm a pro wheelieR

Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

I agree!!
this is the sort of crowd who may benefit from his online A bomb approach, irl

[MSTRS:Me]

this is the sort of crowd who may benefit from his online A bomb approach, irl

Actually, no. Most of us posting in here are not spotty faced gits who think they know it all....
I've been riding more years than sKatman, and my past is NOT littered with bent bikes/body.

[Tank]

I'm sure if he felt i needed a lecture on road saftey he'd have given me one.

More likely that hes too gutless to say anything face to face.

A meek and mild pussy.

edit: Scatmans new profile pic??

[Tank]

He's probably off smoking something to prepare his mind for the evening's irrational ranting.

Yep smoking that P will fuck you up real bad.

Im making my kids read scatmans post to teach them the dangers of drugs. and of growing up a fuckwit.

[Ixion]

Perhaps though, assuming that they will also ride , in time, taking heed of Mr Katman's strictures, unwelcome though they may be, will materially assist in their staying alive long enough to finish growing up ?