Friday Night Rants?

[Maha]

This is where BRONZ could / should get involved and advocate for the WRBs to be made safer.

The research has been done as to what is required to improve their safety. If NZTA and ACC were truly interested in reducing the costs of road accidents then they could get a university engineering department involved with it - perhaps a PhD for someone and practical results for all concerned.

In 2007 Qusai/Draco and Zapf kicked off the WRB campaign via Kiwibiker and over a year or two collected around 8,000 signatures (I stand to be corrected on that figure) but they lost interest in the whole thing soon after.. because everyone else lost interest. It went nowhere, the petition papers were not delivered, they were handed on to another group (AAG) in an attempt to pump some life back into it. Never really got going to be honest. AAG morphed into MAG and the petition papers basically sat in a cupboard for the next few years, they were offered back to the reformed MAG but were not wanted and in early 2014 they were dumped into a 9mt skip.

A BRONZ post from 2007. Nine years ago! and what has happened? many many more kilometers of WRB's have gone up.

BRONZ has concerns about road barriers and in particular 'Brifen' wire rope barriers. BRONZ intends to take the opportunity to meet with Transit to discuss these concerns.

We would like to see:

- A review of the deployment of barriers and wire rope barriers in particular
- No further deployment of wire rope barriers until that review is complete.
- An immediate action plan by Transit to make existing barriers safer for motorcyclists.

[mashman]

You know what PhD means?






Piled higher and Deeper

bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... more useful than the piece of paper eh.

[Madness]

MAG obviously didn't occupy quite enough Ponsonby car parks to get the message across :facepalm:

[eldog]

PhD it doesn't take 4 years of research to work out that if we make wrb safer then we should. That's just a delaying tactic.

Once you've done the post and structural install then adding more covers to the lower section isn't that hard. It's just roll formed sections FFS. There's a few roll forming companies here in NZ should be a piece of cake.

Wrb and brick walls are meant to absorb sliding or glancing impacts not head on.:stupid:

Minimising injury's and entanglement damages is what we should be pushing

Notice how often webs are right next to dodgy road surfaces like ranguriri

If ACC was really concerned they would lobby nzta (whatever new name they are hiding behind) to do something. Obviously we NEED to get our people into the right places. Tackle people like P Goff who also ride. Make it a non party issue.

[sidecar bob]

Notice how often webs are right next to dodgy road surfaces like ranguriri

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Yes, I did when I rode past them recently. I also noticed that I rode accordingly at that point, which would have occurred weather barriers were installed at that location or not.

[dangerous]

Well the Wrb protest ride footage on channel three news tonight was a total embarrassment to motorcyclists everywhere.
Cheers guys, thanks for making us all look like uninformed knob ends with incredibly poor dress sense.

yeahhhhhhhhhh well... just seen the news clip, not a trustworthy face they used, whats with the patchs... as for the riding fuck sake how could any person let alone politician take that shit seriously, over the center line even down the wrong side of the rd...

ps, I am seeing this from a non motorcyclist view, their attire and looks (shit they looked prettier than me) dont bother me but they arnt trying to convince me how dangerous the WRB's 'can' be

[eldog]

Yes, I did when I rode past them recently. I also noticed that I rode accordingly at that point, which would have occurred weather barriers were installed at that location or not.

I ride past them appropriately too.
Just the arseholes who drive as close as possible to me an overtake any chance they get meanwhile an added hazard is passing alongside.

But I think they.wrbs. may save my arseholes if someone in an opposing lane screw up and tries to cross

[scumdog]

yeahhhhhhhhhh well... just seen the news clip, not a trustworthy face they used, whats with the patchs... as for the riding fuck sake how could any person let alone politician take that shit seriously, over the center line even down the wrong side of the rd...

ps, I am seeing this from a non motorcyclist view, their attire and looks (shit they looked prettier than me) dont bother me but they arnt trying to convince me how dangerous the WRB's 'can' be

Sums up my thoughts too.

And how many bikers died when a car crossed the centreline vs how many bikers died hitting 'cheese-cutters'?

[Ocean1]

For people that pay far less attention to the task of operating a motor vehicle than I do I'd guess.

Oh aye, but most of us reckon we pay enough attention, that we're above average drivers, riders.

And nor is paying attention all that's required to avoid intimate contact with "roadside furniture".


WRBs or median barriers in general?

Why barriers - either median or roadside... because we don't teach people to drive or ride, just how to start, steer and stop a vehicle...

Anything that can make the consequences of an accident worse than it otherwise could have been.

I'm not convinced anyone's doing any sort of cost/benefit work before plonking yet another 4"x4" post beside the road.

And if they are it's obviously the same analysis that installs WRB instead of the equally effective concrete barriers: the sort that doesn't bother factoring the cost to bikers. Just cars.

In fact I'd suggest that if any such arithmetic did, in fact include the costs to bikers and, and as a consequence had to install WRB with Mototub panels or similar that all of a sudden concrete barriers would officially look like a fucking good idea.

[Madness]

Driving through the Waikato & Auckland regions on a regular basis it's frightening to see just how often damage is inflicted onto the WRB's. Frightening when you think about what might have happened without it being there to prevent a head-on. The Ramarama straight seems to have seen numpties hit the WRB on an almost weekly basis lately, WTF?

[Maha]

From NZTA.

A study of NZ motorcycle-barrier crash data from January 2001 to July 2013 shows of the 20 motorcycle fatalities following hitting a barrier, 13 were from W-beam and 3 from wire rope. It is worth noting that in this time period there were 97 fatalities from collision with posts or poles, 70 from hitting a traffic sign and 93 from crashing into unprotected trees.

Of the barrier collisions, the results show that wire rope safety barriers have around half the fatality rate of W-beam barriers and that concrete barriers are the most dangerous of all to motorcyclists.

[Moi]

If you want a bit of reading:

Go to this thread: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/177676-NZTA-response-to-question-about-wire-rope-barriers

You'll find plenty of reading there.

Ocean1, I agree that a "safety barrier" should enhance safety for all, no matter where it is. As I have said before, I don't believe we can change the use of WRBs but we may be able to change the way they are constructed. Concrete barriers may be a preferred but the reality is that WRBs will continue to be used as either median barriers or road-side barriers. We need to work to make the barriers safer for all road users.

[russd7]

From NZTA.

A study of NZ motorcycle-barrier crash data from January 2001 to July 2013 shows of the 20 motorcycle fatalities following hitting a barrier, 13 were from W-beam and 3 from wire rope. It is worth noting that in this time period there were 97 fatalities from collision with posts or poles, 70 from hitting a traffic sign and 93 from crashing into unprotected trees.

Of the barrier collisions, the results show that wire rope safety barriers have around half the fatality rate of W-beam barriers and that concrete barriers are the most dangerous of all to motorcyclists.

kinda the way i woulda thought, not that we have a huge number of cheese cutters down here, we have the way more dangerous (but obviously much more effective) plastic posts in the between us and on coming traffic in the dangerous spots on our roads.

but on a more serious note, it seems to me that the whole cheese cutter thing is based on emotion not fact and i seriously can not see the benefit of hitting concrete barriers over cheese cutters with a motorcycle

[Moi]

kinda the way i woulda thought, not that we have a huge number of cheese cutters down here, we have the way more dangerous (but obviously much more effective) plastic posts in the between us and on coming traffic in the dangerous spots on our roads.

but on a more serious note, it seems to me that the whole cheese cutter thing is based on emotion not fact and i seriously can not see the benefit of hitting concrete barriers over cheese cutters with a motorcycle

If you want some reading about barriers: http://trafinz.org.nz/workspace/downloads/raphael-grzebieta-2-524dfcb668f97.pdf

[Ocean1]

From NZTA.

A study of NZ motorcycle-barrier crash data from January 2001 to July 2013 shows of the 20 motorcycle fatalities following hitting a barrier, 13 were from W-beam and 3 from wire rope. It is worth noting that in this time period there were 97 fatalities from collision with posts or poles, 70 from hitting a traffic sign and 93 from crashing into unprotected trees.

Of the barrier collisions, the results show that wire rope safety barriers have around half the fatality rate of W-beam barriers and that concrete barriers are the most dangerous of all to motorcyclists.

So, as I said: what the fuck are all those posts doing there other than killing bikers?

Holding up dangersafetywarnings? :rolleyes:


Ocean1, I agree that a "safety barrier" should enhance safety for all, no matter where it is. As I have said before, I don't believe we can change the use of WRBs but we may be able to change the way they are constructed. Concrete barriers may be a preferred but the reality is that WRBs will continue to be used as either median barriers or road-side barriers. We need to work to make the barriers safer for all road users.

WRB is slightly cheaper than concrete. Over 5 years. Just about the same price over actual expected life. Performs indistinguishably.

Now, maybe I'm getting cynical in my advanced dotage, but as I said I bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that if they had to make WRB more friendly to bikers then we'd be using concrete.

Even as it is the price differences are almost negligible, bikers safety is being compromised for a few bucks a mile.

[russd7]

If you want some reading about barriers: http://trafinz.org.nz/workspace/downloads/raphael-grzebieta-2-524dfcb668f97.pdf

cheers for that, with just a skim through it pretty much says what i was thinking.

need to take the emotion out of it and stop allowing it to cloud fact

[Maha]

So, as I said: what the fuck are all those posts doing there other than killing bikers?



Damn trees jumping out and getting in the way, should cut all those bastards down.;)

[eldog]

From NZTA.

A study of NZ motorcycle-barrier crash data from January 2001 to July 2013 shows of the 20 motorcycle fatalities following hitting a barrier, 13 were from W-beam and 3 from wire rope. It is worth noting that in this time period there were 97 fatalities from collision with posts or poles, 70 from hitting a traffic sign and 93 from crashing into unprotected trees.

Of the barrier collisions, the results show that wire rope safety barriers have around half the fatality rate of W-beam barriers and that concrete barriers are the most dangerous of all to motorcyclists.

Are we comparing apples with bananas?
and how many accidents per location, how many and what sort of accidents/injures happened wire rope vs conch barrier.

Entanglement can have a huge impact on a body sure might not kill them but will maim a motorcyclist. What we should be doing is reducing the level of injury.

If wire rope barriers were so effective then we should remove the concrete barriers along SH1 at green lane and see what happens when we replace them with wire rope.

Wire rope would see a reduction of speed for some time till people get used to it but overall I reckon that the average speed would decrease. Because of the fear factor WRB have people would pay more attention when driving, the number of crashes would reduce -> reduced deaths due to lower speed and number of accidents.

I will go and read Moi's further reading project.

its the posts that would cause major damage, by entanglement, concrete barriers would just slide.
people think concrete barriers OK I can go faster because 'I won't get crushed/entangled just brush/slide down the side'

I still think WRB and W types would improve a lot with a lower rail to stop riders from sliding into posts.

Read the report.....
statistics, statistics, damn statistics.

yeah I could have written that

it shows we like to ride in the afternoons in clear dry conditions, left handlers usually on a Monday, Wednesday and usually a Friday. We expect to be able to go faster so take more risks. Funny that most of the WRB are on the median lane perfect for hitting/sliding into on LH bends.
No info on the age group or if under influence of substance etc. or type of bike etc - sports, cruiser what ever.

[Ocean1]

Damn trees jumping out and getting in the way, should cut all those bastards down.;)

If I was worried about hitting trees I'd have given up the dirt bikes years ago.

You don't see too many beside main roads up here, pretty common further south. And compared to installing pretty much any safety feature at all cutting a few trees down is peanuts. So why have they not only not done that, but bung up enough artificial ones to kill an extra 97 bikers?

[nzspokes]

but as I said I bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that if they had to make WRB more friendly to bikers then we'd be using concrete.



My thoughts would be to have the wire rope all the way down to stop you sliding through and chopping bits off. Also spread the impact force over a bigger area.

But thats just a thought.

[Big Dog]

My thoughts would be to have the wire rope all the way down to stop you sliding through and chopping bits off. Also spread the impact force over a bigger area.

But thats just a thought.
The bod from transit reckoned the reason they stop at halfway is twofold.
1. 1.5 tonne and lighter cars end up back in their own lane on their roof having not been on their side.
2. larger wheeled 2 tonne cars tend to go straight over into the other lane if the angle of incidence is greater than about 20 degrees.

Neither is optimal when trying to catch a vehicle and deflect it back into its own lane.
Hence the ropes start above typical axle heights and where probable bumper height will be below the bottom wire.


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[nzspokes]

This popped up on FB a few days back. So quality riding right there.:lol:

https://youtu.be/i0pDvpEC_nc

[eldog]

The bod from transit reckoned the reason they stop at halfway is twofold.
1. 1.5 tonne and lighter cars end up back in their own lane on their roof having not been on their side.
2. larger wheeled 2 tonne cars tend to go straight over into the other lane if the angle of incidence is greater than about 20 degrees.

Neither is optimal when trying to catch a vehicle and deflect it back into its own lane.
Hence the ropes start above typical axle heights and where probable bumper height will be below the bottom wire.


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Sliding your arse down the road is usually lower than axle height unless your a great big dog?

[Big Dog]

Us but we only make up < 2% by volume. We are also statisticaly more likely to strike another vehicle than a median barrier.
Majority of road furniture struck by a motorcyclist is on the outside (left), not the inside.

I fort over have never nearly struck an item because I took a corner to tight.
I have nearly struck a barrier in the centre median. But trying to evade another vehicle.

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[Big Dog]

Sliding your arse down the road is usually lower than axle height unless your a great big dog?
Also if your already sliding on your are averages say you are heading toward the outside lane.

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[Maha]

If wire rope barriers were so effective then we should remove the concrete barriers along SH1 at green lane and see what happens when we replace them with wire rope.



Concrete barriers are not replaced with wire rope barriers, and especially not for experimental purposes.

No motorcyclist will argue that you would probably die if you hit one, as you probably would if you hit a truck/car head on where there are no barriers at all. They have installed WRB's on the northern side Brynderwyn's now with the widening upgrade. Noted that there is a 1.5mt strip where the wire rope is between the north and south bound lanes.

WRB's are cheaper than concrete barriers. That became evident when discussions were being had 5-6 years ago about this very subject.

[EJK]

This popped up on FB a few days back. So quality riding right there.:lol:

https://youtu.be/i0pDvpEC_nc

<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2650532222/adb17c99067e06cfa4f42a3c6f2a86ba_400x400.jpeg" />

[eldog]

Also if your already sliding on your are averages say you are heading toward the outside lane.

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Are you sure? If you come off midcorner aren't you heading toward the apex and toward a Web on the median.
Toward the median?

[eldog]

You need to factor in lifetime of Web vs Concrete ones. The repair.maintenence cost would be higher in Wrb
There would be less cost for a rider injured on a conc barrier as opposed to web

Maybe we should set up a controlled test part wrb part conc

[Drew]

Or perhaps...every cunt could just fuck up and stop crying about something that just isn't a fucken issue.

Cunts.

[Banditbandit]

You need to factor in lifetime of Web vs Concrete ones. The repair.maintenence cost would be higher in Wrb
There would be less cost for a rider injured on a conc barrier as opposed to web

Maybe we should set up a controlled test part wrb part conc

Yeah - we can chuck some of our bike-riding politicians at the wire barriers at high speed and see if it shreds them ..

[Akzle]

Yeah - we can chuck some of our bike-riding politicians at the wire barriers at high speed and see if it shreds them ..

i'd vote for that. We need a refferendum!

[scrivy]

Mmmm, Cheese Barriers:drool:

Is that like a blue waffle?

[eldog]

Or perhaps...every cunt could just fuck up and stop crying about something that just isn't a fucken issue.

Cunts.

Now Theres a subject KB is ideal for:moon::yeah:

[oldrider]

Yeah - we can chuck some of our bike-riding politicians at the wire barriers at high speed and see if it shreds them ..

Really! - Are there any of them left now? :scratch:

[Banditbandit]

Really! - Are there any of them left now? :scratch:

Well Phil Goff for one - at least in his Mayoral Campaign video he does ...

http://thespinoff.co.nz/20-04-2016/its-probably-a-form-of-masochism-an-interview-with-veteran-mp-turned-mayoral-wannabe-phil-goff/

I believe Winnie peters still rides his harley ...

Goof candidates for the experiment ..

[caspernz]

Or perhaps...every cunt could just fuck up and stop crying about something that just isn't a fucken issue.

Cunts.

Ouch! I'm thinking the same way as Drew...just not as politely :shutup::facepalm::innocent:

WRBs aren't ideal objects to hit. But then neither are trees, power poles, strainer posts or any other kind of road side furniture :shit:

[Big Dog]

Are you sure? If you come off midcorner aren't you heading toward the apex and toward a Web on the median.
Toward the median?
Except inertia will still be present and your turning force will not since your rubber is no longer connecting you to the road. Result you carry on in a straight line which relatively speaking is to the outside.
The opposite of course is true on a left turn... according to specification they are not installed on right of a left turn... Tui ad right there.


Ps I may not have the physics terminology right but pop down to your nearest hair pin on race day and wait for someone to test their leathers.
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[Berries]

You need to factor in lifetime of Web vs Concrete ones. The repair.maintenence cost would be higher in Wrb
There would be less cost for a rider injured on a conc barrier as opposed to web

Maybe we should set up a controlled test part wrb part conc
No need, just ride from Dunedin to Mosgiel and back. The older section has a concrete median that is scuffed to fuck. I can only think of one repair required in the last five years when it got hit by a truck at near to a right angle. Most of the time the damage is swept up, car removed and nobody is any the wiser to there having been an incident - and some of them have been fairly big crashes.

Then you look at the WRB on the new section and that gets hit every few weeks. You know this because the damage is evident for days afterwards and you often wonder how the hell people hit it where they do. A few years back I looked at lifetime maintenance costs for various types of barrier but as the cost was a big fat zero for concrete I did not get far.

Not so sure I would agree with your second comment. Have seen several riders seriously injured hitting concrete median barriers. While the smooth face might look forgiving in comparison to a WRB they are still made of concrete. My advice is the same whatever the barrier is made of, best not to hit it.

[eldog]

Except inertia will still be present and your turning force will not since your rubber is no longer connecting you to the road. Result you carry on in a straight line which relatively speaking is to the outside.
The opposite of course is true on a left turn... according to specification they are not installed on right of a left turn... Tui ad right there.
Ps I may not have the physics terminology right but pop down to your nearest hair pin on race day and wait for someone to test their leathers.
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Yes you are right, but you were talking the inside and outside of a curve :)

I was thinking inside and outside lanes
outside lane is on the left, inside lane on the right

semantics maybe, I just wasn't thinking of curves - well not that type anyway.

[eldog]

My advice is the same whatever the barrier is made of, best not to hit it.

unless your using a bulldozer

[eldog]

Well Phil Goff for one - at least in his Mayoral Campaign video he does ...

http://thespinoff.co.nz/20-04-2016/its-probably-a-form-of-masochism-an-interview-with-veteran-mp-turned-mayoral-wannabe-phil-goff/

I believe Winnie peters still rides his harley ...

Goof candidates for the experiment ..

$5 and a bag of chips to watch?

[nzspokes]

<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2650532222/adb17c99067e06cfa4f42a3c6f2a86ba_400x400.jpeg" />

I concur. Was trying to look like he knew what he was doing.

[RDJ]

unless your using a bulldozer

Nah. regardless of mode of conveyance, best not to hit a pretty much immovable object at any speed, in any vehicle. It will not end well. IMO.

[Akzle]

Nah. regardless of mode of conveyance, best not to hit a pretty much immovable object at any speed, in any vehicle. It will not end well. IMO.

if it's immovable, you need a bigger dozer.

[RDJ]

if it's immovable, you need a bigger dozer.

You need a better thesaurus. Look up 'immovable'. And Get a Clue (TM).

[dangerous]

This popped up on FB a few days back. So quality riding right there.:lol:
https://youtu.be/i0pDvpEC_nc
SA cock... what a thick shit


Or perhaps...every cunt could just fuck up and stop crying about something that just isn't a fucken issue.
Cunts.
who the fuck pulled your chain...

[Kickaha]

Or perhaps...every cunt could just fuck up and stop crying about something that just isn't a fucken issue.

Cunts.

I hate agreeing with this cunt, but he's right

[nzspokes]

SA cock... what a thick shit



Undertaking and 100+ in a 50 zone was a highlight.

[dangerous]

I hate agreeing with this cunt, but he's right

and dont make me agree with the king of all cunts... but I think hes right that hes right

[granstar]

Or perhaps...every cunt could just fuck up and stop crying about something that just isn't a fucken issue.

Cunts.

It's not Friday Night anyways :lol:

[Madness]

Fuck there's some retarded cunts on our roads. Watch out for a dark green Holden Rodeo with a white canopy and an orange flashing light on the roof, AMB721 - registered to a Hawera address.

This clown ran an old couple off the road on top of Mt Messenger today whilst overtaking 3 cars into a blind corner. He then went on to overtake an Uhlenberg LPG tanker into a blind corner near Pio Pio and came within metres of an oncoming car transporter.

I followed him on and off for a while, there may be others that were nearly harmed by this fuckwit that I didn't see. I didn't notice any brake lights, even in the face of an imminent collision. Not sure if brake lights faulty or just absolutely no fucks given.

People like this need to do the right thing and just end themselves.

[scumdog]

Fuck there's some retarded cunts on our roads. Watch out for a dark green Holden Rodeo with a white canopy and an orange flashing light on the roof, AMB721 - registered to a Hawera address.

This clown ran an old couple off the road on top of Mt Messenger today whilst overtaking 3 cars into a blind corner. He then went on to overtake an Uhlenberg LPG tanker into a blind corner near Pio Pio and came within metres of an oncoming car transporter.

I followed him on and off for a while, there may be others that were nearly harmed by this fuckwit that I didn't see. I didn't notice any brake lights, even in the face of an imminent collision. Not sure if brake lights faulty or just absolutely no fucks given.

People like this need to do the right thing and just end themselves.

I hope you at least *555'd his arse???

[Madness]

I hope you at least *555'd his arse???

Twice. Then I stopped at Te Kuiti popo station where they knew nothing of my calls and nobody had responded. 's'alright though, they might get an automated letter in the post asking them not to be naughty, please.

[neels]

Is it just me that's sick of hearing about what happened on the bachelor?

Seriously people, a bunch of attention whores attention whoring does not constitute news.

I am beginning to despair at the future of humanity, if this is the most important thing for people to talk about this week.

/rant

[scumdog]

Is it just me that's sick of hearing about what happened on the bachelor?

Seriously people, a bunch of attention whores attention whoring does not constitute news.

I am beginning to despair at the future of humanity, if this is the most important thing for people to talk about this week.

/rant

Wot 'e sez.

I've made a concerted effort to avoid this puerile cods-wollop crap, I get the impression it is aimed at the 16 to 25 year olds but in reality it's a Play School replacement maturity-wise.
It's worse than KB - and I never thought you could get worse than THAT!

(Sorry for that comment Play School!)

[Laava]

Is it just me that's sick of hearing about what happened on the bachelor?

Seriously people, a bunch of attention whores attention whoring does not constitute news.

I am beginning to despair at the future of humanity, if this is the most important thing for people to talk about this week.

/rant

I like to think that most people actually don't watch such mindnumbing crap, but it is all over every other program as well as multiple headlines in each paper every day. Bunch of arse!

[neels]

I get the impression it is aimed at the 16 to 25 year olds but in reality it's a Play School replacement maturity-wise.
You'd think so, but apparently it was the main topic of conversation among the middle aged and older ladies that mrs neels works with, apparently it's the scandal of the year.

I find it's good sport to mention Hayden Padden, Anton Cooper, or Avalon Biddle in a conversation and watch the blank looks, then I get to look back at them as if they're a bit stupid because actually they are....

[Grumph]

You'd think so, but apparently it was the main topic of conversation among the middle aged and older ladies that mrs neels works with, apparently it's the scandal of the year.

I find it's good sport to mention Hayden Padden, Anton Cooper, or Avalon Biddle in a conversation and watch the blank looks, then I get to look back at them as if they're a bit stupid because actually they are....

Agree but it has some connection to those mentioned, LOL. The Mauger family is well known in motorsport in ChCh. I'd pick that dad Phil is going to cop some stick from his car club mates...

[Berries]

Is it just me that's sick of hearing about what happened on the bachelor?
I am, and now the fucking thing is on here as well.

Nice one.

[Jin]

Naz is sort of hot. I bet if she gave you a bj she could put her nose in your bellybutton.

[ellipsis]

...I used to watch M.A.S.H. years ago. Hotlips Hoolihan was, well, hot....haven't really watched TV since then...don't you have sheds to go to?...

[Akzle]

asahi super dry...



BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

[AllanB]

asahi super dry...



BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

I'm a fan of that beer. But that does amuse me that I am buying a top Japanese brand brewed in China. Mind you lots of fancy beers are brewed in Auckland under licence.

[Drew]

asahi super dry...



BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

Long as it tastes the same, I don't care where it's brewed.


My wife came back, so I'm struggling to get angry.

[dangerous]

You'd think so, but apparently it was the main topic of conversation among the middle aged and older ladies that mrs neels works with, apparently it's the scandal of the year.sounds like the ladies need a hobbie... have they tried swinging...


to be honest I know nothing of this batcholor yiou speak of... nor have I heard anything of it, so im thinking you lot also need to get out more...


...I used to watch M.A.S.H. years ago. Hotlips Hoolihan was, well, hot....haven't really watched TV since then...don't you have sheds to go to?...
I rest my case...

[Akzle]

Long as it tastes the same, I don't care where it's brewed.


My wife came back, so I'm struggling to get angry.

im sorry to hear that

[Maha]

asahi super dry...



BREWED UNDER LICENSE IN.... CHINA!!

Fuck sake.

Get the real shit then, Asahi Black brewed in Japan, ok it costs a lot more but well worth it.

[RDJ]

...But it is still Friday night where I left. So, qualifies.

[dangerous]

yeahhhhh aye... which one of you cock suckers wants a take me on then, i feeling half cut and 3/4 off with the ferries... shit mini hot chick with wings, and not that V shit either ok not a farking big arse bath tub that chugs across the straight crap... bita bloody water between the real Island and the northern Island... not like a road in canterbury... fark ya not the battle ship thing, the flat arsed lump a land between nelson lakes and otago CHRIST you lot are hard woork

[Grumph]

yeahhhhh aye... which one of you cock suckers wants a take me on then, i feeling half cut and 3/4 off with the ferries... shit mini hot chick with wings, and not that V shit either ok not a farking big arse bath tub that chugs across the straight crap... bita bloody water between the real Island and the northern Island... not like a road in canterbury... fark ya not the battle ship thing, the flat arsed lump a land between nelson lakes and otago CHRIST you lot are hard woork

Nor-west gale getting to you ? Hunker down and keep drinking. Power's just come back on here.

[dangerous]

Nor-west gale getting to you ? Hunker down and keep drinking. Power's just come back on here.

LOL... thanks to you by the time it gets here its pailed in comparason... sure is shit looking angry out there tho, cant hunker any more, boys just rolled in.. "immmm hungry" sooooo beter diel up pizza hut... WAIT do they deliver way out here Grumph? fuck beter strike the barby up crap dont we have a fire ban on? got me one cool 7.5mtr skip with a oll chev jail bar grill as .. well as the grill, cust cchainied me up a totara to gwet some heat into uit... biff the horse next door on it the boys will eat sweet weres me 303 :sleep:


FUCK role me away by segar is awasome up LOUD

[98tls]

LOL... thanks to you by the time it gets here its pailed in comparason... sure is shit looking angry out there tho, cant hunker any more, boys just rolled in.. "immmm hungry" sooooo beter diel up pizza hut... WAIT do they deliver way out here Grumph? fuck beter strike the barby up crap dont we have a fire ban on? got me one cool 7.5mtr skip with a oll chev jail bar grill as .. well as the grill, cust cchainied me up a totara to gwet some heat into uit... biff the horse next door on it the boys will eat sweet weres me 303 :sleep:


FUCK role me away by segar is awasome up LOUD

:lol::lol::lol: Shuddup you stupid fucker....:lol: Chuck that fucking tractor you ride on the thing mate.Go for a ride at least with its arse about face motor theres little chance of laying it down.

[eldog]

LOL... thanks to you by the time it gets here its pailed in comparason... sure is shit looking angry out there tho, cant hunker any more, boys just rolled in.. "immmm hungry" sooooo beter diel up pizza hut... WAIT do they deliver way out here Grumph? fuck beter strike the barby up crap dont we have a fire ban on? got me one cool 7.5mtr skip with a oll chev jail bar grill as .. well as the grill, cust cchainied me up a totara to gwet some heat into uit... biff the horse next door on it the boys will eat sweet weres me 303 :sleep:


FUCK role me away by segar is awasome up LOUD


You want some of my marshmallows to go with that fire?:headbang:

[98tls]

You want some of my marshmallows to go with that fire?:headbang:

He is a fucking marshmallow.Couldnt drink the skin off a rice pudding.

[eldog]

He is a fucking marshmallow.Couldnt drink the skin off a rice pudding.

It's been ages since I have had the skin off the old rice pud, maybe it because I haven't made it and I use skim milk. Will have to get some of that full fat stuff and give it a whirl

[98tls]

It's been ages since I have had the skin off the old rice pud, maybe it because I haven't made it and I use skim milk. Will have to get some of that full fat stuff and give it a whirl

Wtf is "skim" milk?

[Grumph]

Wtf is "skim" milk?

Something Honda owners drink...Or wash in to keep their lovely complexions.

And no, i have no idea if pizza Hut delivers out here D. The pension only goes so far you know...

[eldog]

Wtf is "skim" milk?

Maybe I got that wrong, that light blue top milk, not the green water one.

Dark blue one for the rice pud - ooh yes.
large blob of French vanilla or hokey pokey full cream icecream

Skim milk powder when things really turn to custard

not before sacrificing myself with the sweetened condensed milk scooped on a spoon

ice cream time

[Drew]

And no, i have no idea if pizza Hut delivers out here D. The pension only goes so far you know...
Perhaps you should start charging relative to the skills you provide to engine building then...





Silly old prick. Too nice a guy for your own good.

[Bass]

Wtf is "skim" milk?

Milk that's been allowed to settle and the cream skimmed off the top

[dangerous]

Wtf is "skim" milk?

Milk that's been allowed to settle and the cream skimmed off the top

shit 98tls ya been learned... :killingme

[scumdog]

yeahhhhh aye... which one of you cock suckers wants a take me on then, i feeling half cut and 3/4 off with the ferries... shit mini hot chick with wings, and not that V shit either ok not a farking big arse bath tub that chugs across the straight crap... bita bloody water between the real Island and the northern Island... not like a road in canterbury... fark ya not the battle ship thing, the flat arsed lump a land between nelson lakes and otago CHRIST you lot are hard woork


Well said that man!!:laugh::weird:::confused:

[dangerous]

Well said that man!!:laugh::weird:::confused:
shud up...

[Drew]

Well said that man!!:laugh::weird:::confused:What the fuck was he saying?


shud up...I was kinda hoping you might have translated the post.

[Banditbandit]

I was kinda hoping you might have translated the post.

I think he did ..

[Grumph]

What the fuck was he saying?

I was kinda hoping you might have translated the post.

You have to live here and be exposed to the canterbury nor-west gales to go like that...Luckily i can resist the temptation to come on here while afffected.
it's like the tramontana off the Med or the one in Southern california - foehn winds that drive you mad i tell you....

[husaberg]

You have to live here and be exposed to the canterbury nor-west gales to go like that...Luckily i can resist the temptation to come on here while afffected.
it's like the tramontana off the Med or the one in Southern california - foehn winds that drive you mad i tell you....

Trying working in a town exposed to strong katabatic winds every morning in winter.
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[Luckylegs]

Trying working in a town exposed to strong katabatic winds every morning in winter.


I make use of the "please dont show me what this cock has to say" function but im glad something said "see what he's got to say" today cos thats freakin awesome!!!!!

[Maha]

Trying working in a town exposed to strong katabatic winds every morning in winter.

Taupo can have a similar morning occurrence but it's just fog.

[Drew]

You have to live here and be exposed to the canterbury nor-west gales to go like that...Luckily i can resist the temptation to come on here while afffected.
it's like the tramontana off the Med or the one in Southern california - foehn winds that drive you mad i tell you....
Ahhhhhhh, I remember that shit. Used to drive me batty trying to pedal around on my pushbike.

[husaberg]

Originally Posted by Luckylegs
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member.

Say what?:bleh:
oh yeah, thanks, I will still file that under the backhanded complements pile.

Taupo can have a similar morning occurrence but it's just fog.
I always thought it was Rotorua that smelled like Katman?

[dangerous]

just a wee thank you to all those PM's you loving KBer's sent me over the last couple of days... YES I am feeling much beter now :brick:




You have to live here and be exposed to the canterbury nor-west gales to go like that...Luckily i can resist the temptation to come on here while afffected.
it's like the tramontana off the Med or the one in Southern california - foehn winds that drive you mad i tell you....
yeah aye look what it did to Nicky Cage just like me started of as such a nice ginga 321614

then hit the norwester... 321615

[Grumph]

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yeah aye look what it did to Nicky Cage just like me started of as such a nice ginga

then hit the norwester...

What shocks me is that last time i saw your boys, the young one looked like the "before" pic...and you look like the "after"....

[sidecar bob]

Why the fuck do some people think they have the right to shit upon someone else's special occasion with their poor form & lack of class?

[RDJ]

Why the fuck do some people think they have the right to shit upon someone else's special occasion with their poor form & lack of class?

Haters gonna hate
Like troughers gonna trough
It's their fate

[caspernz]

Well it's Friday and it's my turn to rant.

The weird and wonderful stuff (aka crap) found on our roads bewilders me. In the past week alone, two ladders, some hand tools, several load binders, short lengths of chain, gib board all smashed to bits, plastic plumbing fittings, lumps of 4 x 2, a bale of fluffy insulation, a hard hat and a tin of paint that had nicely popped open to lather part of the road in a yellow hue. All of this viewed from the cab of my truck, just thinking how inconvenient and educational this would be on two wheels.

Made all the greenery chucked onto the road in Monday nights' storm on a night drive down country seem rather tame by comparison.

If I could collect all the guff from the roadside it'd make quite a second hand store treasure trove in a way. Must be about time for a beer...

[Banditbandit]

Well it's Friday and it's my turn to rant.

The weird and wonderful stuff (aka crap) found on our roads bewilders me. In the past week alone, two ladders, some hand tools, several load binders, short lengths of chain, gib board all smashed to bits, plastic plumbing fittings, lumps of 4 x 2, a bale of fluffy insulation, a hard hat and a tin of paint that had nicely popped open to lather part of the road in a yellow hue. All of this viewed from the cab of my truck, just thinking how inconvenient and educational this would be on two wheels.

Made all the greenery chucked onto the road in Monday nights' storm on a night drive down country seem rather tame by comparison.

If I could collect all the guff from the roadside it'd make quite a second hand store treasure trove in a way. Must be about time for a beer...

So you'll be selling a lot of stuff on Trademe now ?

[Drew]

Fucking hell. What a fucken cunt of a day!

Four units to go in an IHC farm house (yeah, I didn't know they had working farms either.). Get started and it's a cunt of a job. Next thing, the fucken heavens open. Fuck it, carry on and try our best to keep the tools dry.

Then the bit of rain turns into a fucking thunder storm. Soaked to the bone, slipping over in the mud and shit.

Fuck it. "Make it safe, let's fuck off lads".

Now I've got a heap of extra work to try and squeeze into a very full next week, and a sprained fucking ankle.

[caspernz]

So you'll be selling a lot of stuff on Trademe now ?

I wish. Not sure if seconds includes a road rash section...

[dangerous]

couldent a happened to a nicer fella... serious aye it couldent have... :blink:

[Akzle]

i dont have any fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads

[Grumph]

i dont have any fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads

Shouldn't that have gone in "Reasons to be cheerful" ?

[eldog]

Trying working in a town exposed to strong katabatic winds every morning in winter.

Better than the concrete jungle and nose to tail traffic and the whinging aucklanders I have to put up with

[eldog]

Fucking hell. What a fucken cunt of a day!

Now I've got a heap of extra work to try and squeeze into a very full next week, and a sprained fucking ankle.

I don't have a sprained ankle but I have had a crap week too.
Next week doesn't look to be any better.

Working the weekend so next week doesn't get any worse.

[husaberg]

Better than the concrete jungle and nose to tail traffic and the whinging aucklanders I have to put up with

traffic ...... well I was held up the other day at a one lane bridge for 1 minute or so, I practically went on a road rage rampage afterwards:niceone:
I live 13km away from work it takes me almost 10 minutes to get their. I have to complete an arduous task of compulsory stop one roundabout, two giveway signs. Just as well I have a company vehicle.

[eldog]

i dont have any fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads
What do you have? A hangover from last weeks binge?

Wish I did as it would be a better excuse than what I have at the moment

[Akzle]

Shouldn't that have gone in "Reasons to be cheerful" ?

for you, maybe, for me it's unfortunate.

[Akzle]

What do you have? A hangover from last weeks binge?

Wish I did as it would be a better excuse than what I have at the moment

no, as a professional alcoholic and controlled substance enthusiast, hangovers are very rare.

[Akzle]

also you choose to live in auckland, which means that exactly noone gives a fuck how you feel.

[eldog]

also you choose to live in auckland, which means that exactly noone gives a fuck how you feel.

That's why you replied aye.

[eldog]

no, as a professional alcoholic and controlled substance enthusiast, hangovers are very rare.

Life it's all a blur to me.

[Akzle]

Life it's all a blur to me.

should have gone to spec savers 8)

[AllanB]

I find myself torn.

A Facebook friend of mine posted about our Helen Clark going for that UN position. Lots started debating if her being a woman would be a issue. I posted 'Helen is a woman?' Classic pun.

Some bra-burner has taken offense at my comment and feels 'very troubled' about it.

I am torn as to whether to respond or not. To date I'm ignoring her and satisfied at her reaction at my troll. But I want to respond ...... in many ways. All of them another veiled poke.


I shall resist - after all FB is not real life and my real friends know I just take the piss on there :-)


Still ....... she bit sooooo well.

[Akzle]

Still ....... she bit sooooo well.

mabtw.com
.

[russd7]

I find myself torn.

A Facebook friend of mine posted about our Helen Clark going for that UN position. Lots started debating if her being a woman would be a issue. I posted 'Helen is a woman?' Classic pun.

Some bra-burner has taken offense at my comment and feels 'very troubled' about it.

I am torn as to whether to respond or not. To date I'm ignoring her and satisfied at her reaction at my troll. But I want to respond ...... in many ways. All of them another veiled poke.


I shall resist - after all FB is not real life and my real friends know I just take the piss on there :-)


Still ....... she bit sooooo well.
yeah but if you reply and upset her more then you may just have to find her and give her 15mins of your time to console her so she wont feel so traumatised as to end it all

[Akzle]

yeah but if you reply and upset her more then you may just have to find her and give her 15mins of your time to console her so she wont feel so traumatised as to end it all

uhhhhh..... Why?

[nzspokes]

I find myself torn.



Dont be a pussy and rip her to shreds. :headbang:

[Grumph]

Better than the concrete jungle and nose to tail traffic and the whinging aucklanders I have to put up with

I took a 2km, 3 minute diversion from my route home yesterday to dodge a flock of sheep....I could have easily got through them but I didn't want to be social with the gang driving them....

[eldog]

I took a 2km, 3 minute diversion from my route home yesterday to dodge a flock of sheep....I could have easily got through them but I didn't want to be social with the gang driving them....

if you were on yer bike, it would have been a welcome diversion, I guess.

last week I took a 50k diversion on my way home.

[Maha]

if you were on yer bike, it would have been a welcome diversion, I guess.

last week I took a 50k diversion on my way home.

Fuck you must have been knackered when you got home? :shifty:

[eldog]

Fuck you must have been knackered when you got home? :shifty:

Yep I was flogging a dead horse, took forever :violin:

[ellipsis]

I took a 50k diversion on my way home.

In 1980 I took a 5000 mile diversion on my my to LA. Ended up in the UK for the next seven or eight years. Ya gotta watch those diversions.

[Grumph]

In 1980 I took a 5000 mile diversion on my my to LA. Ended up in the UK for the next seven or eight years. Ya gotta watch those diversions.

I can't imagine what you'd be like now if you'd got to LA.....

[ellipsis]

...I just bought a gun that belonged to Bob Marley but the fucking thing keeps jamming...

[dangerous]

I took a 2km, 3 minute diversion from my route home yesterday to dodge a flock of sheep....I could have easily got through them but I didn't want to be social with the gang driving them....

yeah aye... them gangs are becomming quite a worry in Canterbury now days, just another side affect from the quakes...

Hey anyways your an old bugger with wealth and knowledge... when I come up on one of our more local rolling road blocks its usually behind a couple a cars just sitting there, well I slow a bit chose the side with less sheep and plough on through back on the road and them cars are still sitting there, never been abused by the cocky so Id say the cars that dont pass piss them off more? most use the dogs to move em over but them jack arses still dont pass.



...I just bought a gun that belonged to Bob Marley but the fucking thing keeps jamming...fuck sakes blood nut... check the barrel for a above average doobie stuck in it, fire a round through that and ya hole vally will get stoned.

[Grumph]

yeah aye... them gangs are becomming quite a worry in Canterbury now days, just another side affect from the quakes...

Hey anyways your an old bugger with wealth and knowledge... when I come up on one of our more local rolling road blocks its usually behind a couple a cars just sitting there, well I slow a bit chose the side with less sheep and plough on through back on the road and them cars are still sitting there, never been abused by the cocky so Id say the cars that dont pass piss them off more? most use the dogs to move em over but them jack arses still dont pass.


I think you're right. If I'm going the same way that's what i do too - but politely. Going opposite direction it's easier to sit and let them through.
Yeah the people who do nothing piss me off too. Moving day coming up I think so there'll be plenty around.
Where i struck the sheep was the back road through Coalgate which has very narrow verges so easier to go round the block.

[neels]

Fucking modern cars.

Fixing central locking that doesn't work (well, works in the worst way, unlocks but doesn't lock) should be an easy thing, after all it's just some switches and motors isn't it. Nope, modern car, switches operate on a circuit board with chips and shit on it, no fucking idea what's working and what isn't, so still broken.

Seriously disturbs me the number of cars these days that are written off not because there is something mechanically wrong with them, but because the electronics has stopped working and it's either too expensive or nobody has enough clues to fix it.

Fucking technology.

[Akzle]

Fucking modern cars.

Fixing central locking that doesn't work (well, works in the worst way, unlocks but doesn't lock) should be an easy thing, after all it's just some switches and motors isn't it. Nope, modern car, switches operate on a circuit board with chips and shit on it, no fucking idea what's working and what isn't, so still broken.

Seriously disturbs me the number of cars these days that are written off not because there is something mechanically wrong with them, but because the electronics has stopped working and it's either too expensive or nobody has enough clues to fix it.

Fucking technology.

someone has to keep buying all those cars they make. Cos jewgold.

[Grumph]

Fucking modern cars.

Fixing central locking that doesn't work (well, works in the worst way, unlocks but doesn't lock) should be an easy thing, after all it's just some switches and motors isn't it. Nope, modern car, switches operate on a circuit board with chips and shit on it, no fucking idea what's working and what isn't, so still broken.

Seriously disturbs me the number of cars these days that are written off not because there is something mechanically wrong with them, but because the electronics has stopped working and it's either too expensive or nobody has enough clues to fix it.

Fucking technology.

Completely agree....There must be a market for kits to retrofit window winders, locks with keys and points ignition.....

[Drew]

and points ignition.....

Ya had me right up until this. Points are shit, end of, no argument.

[sidecar bob]

Modern electronics in cars are wonderful. First guy condemns the entire electronic module & punter sells worthless car to friendly chap for a small handful of cash.
Said chap repairs module with soldering iron & has mint car for next to nothing without getting his hands dirty.
Far better than buying VJ Valiant with blown head gasket & buggered trans & getting filthy & exhausted for a week fixing up a tired shitter like the olden days.

[ellipsis]

...fuck the gizmos and electronics...this cold shit we are having may have just fucked with my batteries life span...fuck having two batteries to replace...

[Drew]

Modern electronics in cars are wonderful. First guy condemns the entire electronic module & punter sells worthless car to friendly chap for a small handful of cash.
Said chap repairs module with soldering iron & has mint car for next to nothing without getting his hands dirty.
Far better than buying VJ Valiant with blown head gasket & buggered trans & getting filthy & exhausted for a week fixing up a tired shitter like the olden days.

I'd have a nice VJ Val over any Beemer I can think of.

[sidecar bob]

I'd have a nice VJ Val over any Beemer I can think of.
I'm talking about before they were cool.
I only feel pity for people with old cars.
Minimum of abs, airbags & buttons on the steering wheel to control shit that nobody really needs or its archaic.

[george formby]

Fucking modern cars.

Fixing central locking that doesn't work (well, works in the worst way, unlocks but doesn't lock) should be an easy thing, after all it's just some switches and motors isn't it. Nope, modern car, switches operate on a circuit board with chips and shit on it, no fucking idea what's working and what isn't, so still broken.

Seriously disturbs me the number of cars these days that are written off not because there is something mechanically wrong with them, but because the electronics has stopped working and it's either too expensive or nobody has enough clues to fix it.

Fucking technology.

We have 3 90's cars. They all have different central locking / electric window issues. Despite numerous attempts by different auto sparkys the problems remain. K'in annoying in otherwise sound vehicles.

[Drew]

I'm talking about before they were cool.
I only feel pity for people with old cars.
Minimum of abs, airbags & buttons on the steering wheel to control shit that nobody really needs or its archaic.
VJ pacer was cool in it's day, and is cooler now. Bit if I had your X5 and a VJ in the garage, I'd prolly rack up a shit load more k's in the soccer mum car.

[Ocean1]

We have 3 90's cars. They all have different central locking / electric window issues. Despite numerous attempts by different auto sparkys the problems remain. K'in annoying in otherwise sound vehicles.

Every era has it's new-tech challenges. I had two late 80's Hiaces with the snakes nest vacuum driven emission control system. The easiest way for me to fix it was to replace the lot with a dcoe weber.

That's why it's a good idea to avoid anything involving "new" technology. It's never new in the sense that the industry invented it, but kaizen, by definition has to start somewhere, and it requires faults to function...

And if you think that only applies to Japanese products I can assure you that any manufacturer that hasn't adopted Japanese development and production methodologies has long since ceased to exist.

[scumdog]

Fucking modern cars.

Fixing central locking that doesn't work (well, works in the worst way, unlocks but doesn't lock) should be an easy thing, after all it's just some switches and motors isn't it. Nope, modern car, switches operate on a circuit board with chips and shit on it, no fucking idea what's working and what isn't, so still broken.

Seriously disturbs me the number of cars these days that are written off not because there is something mechanically wrong with them, but because the electronics has stopped working and it's either too expensive or nobody has enough clues to fix it.

Fucking technology.

Yeah, I feel for you, my Marina ute needs the points replaced every 18 months or so - what's that about???:scratch:

[Moi]

Yeah, I feel for you, my Marina ute needs the points replaced every 18 months or so - what's that about???:scratch:

Solve that with the 1.5 litre diesel...

[Grumph]

Yeah, I feel for you, my Marina ute needs the points replaced every 18 months or so - what's that about???:scratch:

Pertronix points repacement kit is your answer. No black box, plug and play. Never need to touch them again.
Main market is for performance cars where regs say you can't change the ignition type, pretty sure there's a kit for the A series.

[Maha]

Cheers to the Waratahs for winning last night, I had also tipped the Canes to win at home. Two from two.

[98tls]

Cheers to the Waratahs for winning last night, sadly I had also tipped the Canes to win at home.

Great results for Crusaders fans as long as they beat the Blues tonight.Fucking annoying that everything stops in order to play Wales :oi-grr: Wales ffs wont even bother watching it.

[98tls]

Fucking modern cars.

Fixing central locking that doesn't work (well, works in the worst way, unlocks but doesn't lock) should be an easy thing, after all it's just some switches and motors isn't it. Nope, modern car, switches operate on a circuit board with chips and shit on it, no fucking idea what's working and what isn't, so still broken.

Seriously disturbs me the number of cars these days that are written off not because there is something mechanically wrong with them, but because the electronics has stopped working and it's either too expensive or nobody has enough clues to fix it.

Fucking technology.

All the doors or just one? The likes of BA Falcons have a lot of central lock gremlins,in most cases its not electrical.

[Maha]

Great results for Crusaders fans as long as they beat the Blues tonight.Fucking annoying that everything stops in order to play Wales :oi-grr: Wales ffs wont even bother watching it.

I have tipped that to be the case. Our local club has an eight game tipping board each week for $4. Other theam picks this weekend are Dragons/Steel/Raiders and Rebels.

[98tls]

VJ pacer was cool in it's day, and is cooler now. Bit if I had your X5 and a VJ in the garage, I'd prolly rack up a shit load more k's in the soccer mum car.

Ya reckon mind you its all personal preference i guess,XY Coons for me had a lovely XYGS which with no foresight i sold just like the XR/XT/XW before it,be worth a good quid these days.Mates got a pretty cool Valiant Coupe but doesnt really float my boat compared to the likes of an XA.Ive a BA GTP which goes/stops/handles etc etc a lot better than any of the many older coons i had but at times feel like flicking it and buying another old one problem is once you start messing with the old stuff it just never ends,on that a bloke a few weeks ago wanted to swap + cash a mint XA ute for my GTP...considered it briefly but XA though mint still had oem 4.1 which would need to go etc etc,cant be bothered with it all that and the Mrs gave me the "death" stare everytime i mentioned it.

[98tls]

I have tipped that to be the case. Our local club has an eight game tipping board each week for $4. Other theam picks this weekend are Dragons/Steel/Raiders and Rebels.

Hopefully they get a bonus point.

[Maha]

Hopefully they get a bonus point.

Against the Blues? Shouldn't have to work that hard might accumulate them before half time.

[98tls]

Against the Blues? Shouldn't have to work that hard might accumulate them before half time.

I hear ya mate but to be fair Fridays results showed anything can happen,wish i had put $20 on the Waratahs 13+.

[neels]

All the doors or just one? The likes of BA Falcons have a lot of central lock gremlins,in most cases its not electrical.
No lock motor on drivers door, others when you locked the car unlocked again straight away.

Dismantle door, clean switch on drivers door lock mechanism, replace door handle with one where the lock mechanism isn't wonky, replace electronicy switch module with one that works and as a bonus the drivers window works as well now.

I guess it's now a $1050 car, plus the cost of gas for 2 trips to pick-a-part.

[AllanB]

My AU XR6 once a year will have the left front window lower but not return. Only once a year.

Fixed by clicking the switch up down about 30 times ........ sorted.

Last time I pulled it apart cleaned it out with a can of air and gave it a squirt with contact cleaner. I'ts overdue to reoccur so I may...... have fixed it.



The night bulb on my daughters 99 Corolla auto selector has blown. Bloody $1 bulb is buried under the selector works - I can just touch it but not remove. More panels will need removing! Stupid design. A access hold and tidy plug would have been easy as would have been locating the bulb 20mm further south!


Bikes are often the same - removing the rear footpeg hangers off my Ducati - stupidy long task due to access issues. They must have been added early in the bikes build-up at the factory.

[Moi]

...cant be bothered with it all that and the Mrs gave me the "death" stare everytime i mentioned it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WukxUBJHXD8

[sidecar bob]

My AU XR6 once a year will have the left front window lower but not return. Only once a year.

Fixed by clicking the switch up down about 30 times ........ sorted.

Last time I pulled it apart cleaned it out with a can of air and gave it a squirt with contact cleaner. I'ts overdue to reoccur so I may...... have fixed it.

.

Pull the switch unit out & re solder the circuit board on the bottom of it.
Common fault.

[Scuba_Steve]

I'm talking about before they were cool.
I only feel pity for people with old cars.
Minimum of abs, airbags & buttons on the steering wheel to control shit that nobody really needs or its archaic.

Meh you can feel all the pity you want, as for me I'll stick with my chassis over monocock, direct control over 'drive-by-wire' electronic input, components you can access, bodies that can survive a hit & be repaired, & engine bays you can pretty much climb into... also I can see past my pillars, & aren't 2m in from the nearest edge

[Moi]

...Bikes are often the same...

Radiator fan fuse on 650 blown and so it tries to overheat itself...

so, remove fairings [next bike WILL be a naked], drain radiator and remove to find small stone stuck in fan housing by a smaller piece of tar causing fan to stop rotating and causing fan fuse to blow... new coolant/antifreeze to go in so need to also drain overflow tank... this can be removed by removing/disassembling the rear swing arm upper suspension point attachment! :eek5: Resort to siphoning the old coolant out by inserting enough tube to fill with liquid - don't want to suck coolant into mouth [if I want that thrill will drink Russian champagne]... about an hour later still getting it drained. Once drained, refill radiator and overflow tank, start bike and let it run and check for air bubbles as the manual says to do... then leave idling until fan kicks in to make sure temp sensor switch is working. Once satisfied all is OK, replace all the fairings and in process drop one screw cap into the "workings" and finally retrieve with magnet screwdriver... once finished give bike a wash and take for ride the next day :yes:

[dangerous]

FFS ya pack a half wits.. its saturday so NO ranting ok... besides Im feeling not to bad, and fuck me I only had 1 can... honest off a sore321902

[Maha]

I hear ya mate but to be fair Fridays results showed anything can happen,wish i had put $20 on the Waratahs 13+.

Two teams at the top of the ladder, I went home ground advantage on that. Same with the Canes. I know nothing about the netball or Holden Cup League so Google search assisted with that.

[Scuba_Steve]

FFS ya pack a half wits.. its saturday so NO ranting ok... besides Im feeling not to bad, and fuck me I only had 1 can... honest off a sore

It's Friday somewhere...

[dangerous]

It's Friday somewhere...yeah but... do they have rushin beerzeees

[neels]

Still Friday where the missus is, sitting by a pool drinking cocktails.....

[Scuba_Steve]

yeah but... do they have rushin beerzeees

sure why not... :drinkup:

[scumdog]

FFS ya pack a half wits.. its saturday so NO ranting ok... besides Im feeling not to bad, and fuck me I only had 1 can... honest off a sore

Piss-off, I had to work Friday night!

And I bought a can of 12% beer in Marton - twoo of THEM would be just enough...

[Laava]

Piss-off, I had to work Friday night!

And I bought a can of 12% beer in Marton - twoo of THEM would be just enough...

I bet it tasted like shit. Literally.

[dangerous]

I bet it tasted like shit. Literally.

some do... some dont had a Moa 9.5% the other day... very nice

[dangerous]

people of chch... bunch a fucking selfish cunts... yeah thats right the best aint good enough... sure ya pay insurance ya get what ya had, fuck off 99% get beterment, but thats not good enough... no fuck ya and yes iv said it before and ill say it again, ya rebuild their house yet all it had was cracked tiles, plaster, stopping... cool lets fix that, but hey the cracked tiles under the old fucked fire, fire has to come out... cant go back in not legel wow new fire... plaster well the old fucked conc patio aint legal now so hey ya get a new patio... gibs cracked sweet we replace it with new, ohh wait the old lights aint leagal any more so they get all new... BUT this still aint good enough ya'd think these cunts paid 750 mil for a new house.. NO its a simple insurance claim.

Hey... great job right from the start till 2 days before sign off... narp, do it again FUCK we the builder pay for that redo cos of a personal preferance there goes any profit on the job, cunts... hey they say, next door got so I fucking want it... we cant argue cos arrow suck up to SR who suck up to the client, 'we' the builder get it up the arse again... my rings so bloody sore after all these years...
Im sick of bowering and taking it up the arse from people that think they got so fucked over by a earthquake life wasent worth it... SHIT its cracks... they do not even give it a thought others died... and are still dead, those poor pricks arnt complaining, but alas... its what I do

[ellipsis]

people of chch... bunch a fucking selfish cunts... yeah thats right the best aint good enough... sure ya pay insurance ya get what ya had, fuck off 99% get beterment, but thats not good enough... no fuck ya and yes iv said it before and ill say it again, ya rebuild their house yet all it had was cracked tiles, plaster, stopping... cool lets fix that, but hey the cracked tiles under the old fucked fire, fire has to come out... cant go back in not legel wow new fire... plaster well the old fucked conc patio aint legal now so hey ya get a new patio... gibs cracked sweet we replace it with new, ohh wait the old lights aint leagal any more so they get all new... BUT this still aint good enough ya'd think these cunts paid 750 mil for a new house.. NO its a simple insurance claim.

Hey... great job right from the start till 2 days before sign off... narp, do it again FUCK we the builder pay for that redo cos of a personal preferance there goes any profit on the job, cunts... hey they say, next door got so I fucking want it... we cant argue cos arrow suck up to SR who suck up to the client, 'we' the builder get it up the arse again... my rings so bloody sore after all these years...
Im sick of bowering and taking it up the arse from people that think they got so fucked over by a earthquake life wasent worth it... SHIT its cracks... they do not even give it a thought others died... and are still dead, those poor pricks arnt complaining, but alas... its what I do


...I've retired from that shit...the floor is yours , ginga...

[awa355]

Buying a new toaster, the wife selects by colour, I select by function choices. Can see a domestic coming on here. :lol::lol:

[Berries]

the wife selects by colour, I select by function choices.
Is that how the two of you got together?

[mada]

Don't usually swear at strangers but this idiot who was worthy of a Darwin Award got some last night.

Filling up at the pump, some little kids walk out of the petrol station entrance... meanwhile this winner walks in between all the pumps smoking away. :mad:

[ellipsis]

Don't usually swear at strangers but this idiot who was worthy of a Darwin Award got some last night.

Filling up at the pump, some little kids walk out of the petrol station entrance... meanwhile this winner walks in between all the pumps smoking away. :mad:


...that's not flash...

[Dadpole]

Buying a new toaster, the wife selects by colour, I select by function choices. Can see a domestic coming on here. :lol::lol:

I am having the same issue at the moment. I have won as the wife got tired of me standing over the toaster and shouting "Burn you bastard"

[5ive]

Is that how the two of you got together?

Haha, the door was left wide open, and a quality response was given. Nice :killingme

[sidecar bob]

Fuckin grumpy old people.
Went to my local tonight, there was fifteen old women over 80 & three men. We had to wait 50 minutes for our dinner, because they had ordered just ahead of us, no problem there, then, they all had to pay individually, we had to wait another fifteen minutes behind them before we could pay & leave. No problem there either, that's life. Then we went to leave & their rest home coach was parked kind of behind our car, but not so much that we couldn't get out, so we thought that if we moved the car there would be a bit more room for them to get to the coach.
Asked a couple of them to hang on a second so if we move the car there will be heaps of room for them to get to the coach. Oh no, we get abused by a bunch of post Alzheimer's idiots for being rude & impatient.
God help me if I ever turn into one of them.

[Akzle]

Fuckin grumpy old people.
Went to my local tonight, there was fifteen old women over 80 & three men. We had to wait 50 minutes for our dinner, because they had ordered just ahead of us, no problem there, then, they all had to pay individually, we had to wait another fifteen minutes behind them before we could pay & leave. No problem there either, that's life. Then we went to leave & their rest home coach was parked kind of behind our car, but not so much that we couldn't get out, so we thought that if we moved the car there would be a bit more room for them to get to the coach.
Asked a couple of them to hang on a second so if we move the car there will be heaps of room for them to get to the coach. Oh no, we get abused by a bunch of post Alzheimer's idiots for being rude & impatient.
God help me if I ever turn into one of them.

if :killingme:killingme

[sidecar bob]

if :killingme:killingme

Jokes on you, I got to go out for dinner with my intelligent hot wife in an Audi.

[Akzle]

Jokes on you, I got to go out for dinner with my intelligent hot wife in an Audi.

you'll have to forgive me if i'm not feeling the burn.
Nor the desire to be a pretentious, racist, old, white guy,

i had $10 takeaways in a ute.
My ute would tow your audi backwards.

Oooooh. Burn.

[Berries]

Fuckin grumpy old people.
Went to my local tonight, there was fifteen old women over 80 & three men. We had to wait 50 minutes for our dinner, because they had ordered just ahead of us, no problem there, then, they all had to pay individually, we had to wait another fifteen minutes behind them before we could pay & leave. No problem there either, that's life. Then we went to leave & their rest home coach was parked kind of behind our car, but not so much that we couldn't get out, so we thought that if we moved the car there would be a bit more room for them to get to the coach.
Asked a couple of them to hang on a second so if we move the car there will be heaps of room for them to get to the coach. Oh no, we get abused by a bunch of post Alzheimer's idiots for being rude & impatient.
God help me if I ever turn into one of them.
But did you pull?

[Akzle]

But did you pull?

oh he's pulling something arright

[neels]

Jokes on you, I got to go out for dinner with my intelligent hot wife in an Audi.
That was sounding ok until you mentioned the Audi, how many times did you need to get the mechanic out to fix it on the way home?

But yes, old people seem to have their own set of rules. Like the elderly chap who jumped the queue at the checkout at the hardware shop yesterday when I had my card in my hand ready to buy the one thing I wanted, who then proceeded to spend the next 5 minutes fucking around finding his flybuys and eftpos cards in his bag while I stood there waiting....euthanasia seems like a very viable idea sometimes.

[ellipsis]

...my rant is petering out before I can even remember what it was...you are generally a bunch of soft cocks so it shouldn't really matter...oh woe...and shit...

[Drew]

you'll have to forgive me if i'm not feeling the burn.
Nor the desire to be a pretentious, racist, old, white guy,

i had $10 takeaways in a ute.
My ute would tow your audi backwards.

Oooooh. Burn.
But if you met his wife...


Her Audi is shit though.

[AllanB]

Fucks sake - sleep over in Auckland in cars to support the homeless. Pack of
'I haves' pretending to be poor.

They'd be better making a friggen donation.

Auckland and it's housing woes - rest of NZ don't give a shit.

[T.W.R]

Fucks sake - sleep over in Auckland in cars to support the homeless. Pack of
'I haves' pretending to be poor.

They'd be better making a friggen donation.

Auckland and it's housing woes - rest of NZ don't give a shit.

Climate control is pretty snazzy in beemers & audis :rolleyes:

[Akzle]

Climate control is pretty snazzy in beemers & audis :rolleyes:

*waits for 1000 AA callouts to jump start*
some enterprising cunt will get down there and be selling latEs

[Akzle]

But if you met his wife...


Her Audi is shit though.

i put my penis in attractive women.

[Grumph]

But yes, old people seem to have their own set of rules.....euthanasia seems like a very viable idea sometimes.

believe me, it sounds good at times to us old people too - then we wouldn't have to put up with impatient young bastards.

[Grumph]

...my rant is petering out before I can even remember what it was...you are generally a bunch of soft cocks so it shouldn't really matter...oh woe...and shit...

has your finger fallen off yet ?

[Drew]

believe me, it sounds good at times to us old people too - then we wouldn't have to put up with impatient young bastards.

I used to struggle to pay attention to the elderly. Lately though I really enjoy listening to the perspective. My wife's 93 year old grandfather was a mine sweeper for most of the war, which is interesting. But what is amazing is that he witnessed first hand, the industrial revolution. He experienced the shift from horse and cart, to cars and trucks.
I will happily afford anyone over 60 a bit of attitude. They've earned it.

[ellipsis]

has your finger fallen off yet ?



...it's about as good now as the nano-second before I attacked it with the chain...lots of loose skin and meat but I still seem to heal quick...it has nothing to do with healthy living either...the shoulder I knocked around at Methven two years ago is now back at the top of the pain and annoyance list...

[Moi]

believe me, it sounds good at times to us old people too - then we wouldn't have to put up with impatient young bastards.

I trust you mean WE euthanise the young...


... My wife's 93 year old grandfather was a mine sweeper for most of the war, which is interesting...

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?

[Grumph]

I trust you mean WE euthanise the young...



Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?

As someone wiser than me said - Youth is wasted on the young...

He could be just leading drew on for the hell of it - it may have been mine sweeping in Huntley.

[Akzle]

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?
windows 3.1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Minesweeper

with a sprinkling of dementia, and double dose of meds. Shit's like being bacck in cambodia...

[Drew]

Mine sweeping where? - in NZ waters, the Pacific or the North Sea?Not down here. All over the show around Europe. He started in the Navy as a gunner ( so he's deaf as fuck), then got chucked on a mine sweeper. He did two more trips after the war, before he moved over here.




He could be just leading drew on for the hell of it - it may have been mine sweeping in Huntley.
Could be, dunno that ya get medals for that though

[Moi]

Not down here. All over the show around Europe. He started in the Navy as a gunner ( so he's deaf as fuck), then got chucked on a mine sweeper. He did two more trips after the war, before he moved over here.

The reason I asked is that my father was in mine sweeping in NZ waters.

[Grumph]

Could be, dunno that ya get medals for that though

On KB you appear to get green rep for that....

[SVboy]

i put my penis in attractive women.

Your daughters an attractive woman? Find that hard to believe.

[WristTwister]

i put my penis in inflatable women.

fixed it for you.

[scumdog]

Fucks sake - sleep over in Auckland in cars to support the homeless. Pack of
'I haves' pretending to be poor.

They'd be better making a friggen donation.

Auckland and it's housing woes - rest of NZ don't give a shit.

Yes we do 'cos it indirectly drives up house prices.

About 8 years ago: "After Auckland we just LOVE Queenstown with it's scenery and lack of crowding - and just look at the house prices, so affordable"

NOW: "We just LOVE Queenstown with it's scenery - but the bloody traffic drives me mad, the place is getting so big and the house prices are insane".

[Ocean1]

Yes we do 'cos it indirectly drives up house prices.

About 8 years ago: "After Auckland we just LOVE Queenstown with it's scenery and lack of crowding - and just look at the house prices, so affordable"

NOW: "We just LOVE Queenstown with it's scenery - but the bloody traffic drives me mad, the place is getting so big and the house prices are insane".

Meh. Nothing new under the sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a42UnqSKMyo&feature=youtu.be&t=4m2s

[Akzle]

Your daughters an attractive woman? Find that hard to believe.

both my daughters are gorgeous.
I wonder what you base your belief on? Ignorance and horseshit, i bet.

[SVboy]

both my daughters are gorgeous.
I wonder what you base your belief on? Ignorance and horseshit, i bet.

Coming from you, that just sounds creepy, but apt. You have already proudly proclaimed on this forum your willingness to physically abuse and rape other forum member,s children so it stands to reason that incest and child molestation would be behaviours you would be intimate with.

[Drew]

Coming from you, that just sounds creepy, but apt. You have already proudly proclaimed on this forum your willingness to physically abuse and rape other forum member,s children so it stands to reason that incest and child molestation would be behaviours you would be intimate with.
You're kinda missing how taking the piss works.

[Maha]

You're kinda missing how taking the piss works.

Surprises me that you think talk the physical abuse and rape children is acceptable in any form of delivery.

[Drew]

Surprises me that you think talk the physical abuse and rape children is acceptable in any form of delivery.

Think you're reading too much into it. I've never seen anyone saying they were gonna rape or abuse any chdren.

[RGVforme]

Your daughters an attractive woman? Find that hard to believe.

Many a good race horse have come out of a dud Mare......:laugh:

[RGVforme]

Surprises me that you think talk the physical abuse and rape children is acceptable in any form of delivery.

Found old Drewpy reg posts up dribble like this just for the sake of replying....Whys he's been on my ignore list....Even by KB standards I found him more troll than avid KB surfer.:rolleyes:

But hey each to their own not like I have to live with the bloke.

[Akzle]

Ignorance and horseshit, i bet.
:

Coming from you, that just sounds creepy, but apt. You have already proudly proclaimed on this forum your willingness to physically abuse and rape other forum member,s children so it stands to reason that incest and child molestation would be behaviours you would be intimate with.

coming from me? yeah, they did. that's why they're incredibly attractive. long legged and slim. real heartbreakers.

now, away with you, peasant.


(daughters are god's idea of ironic humor, for me being a man-slut)

[Akzle]

Many a good race horse have come out of a dud Mare......:laugh:

dud mare is right. had to to fuck some tits into her.
mind, anything that stayed still long enough was (is) fair game... never been terribly fussy about pussy, to my .....enlightenment.

[SVboy]

:


coming from me? yeah, they did. that's why they're incredibly attractive. long legged and slim. real heartbreakers.

now, away with you, peasant.


(daughters are god's idea of ironic humor, for me being a man-slut)

Sounds like they are the result of you raping a horse.......

[Akzle]

Sounds like they are the result of you raping a horse.......

i don't know what horses you find attractive, or slim, but you should probably see a vet either way.

or is it me you find attractive and slim.
g'wan now, ya flirt.:o

[dangerous]

Auckland and it's housing woes - rest of NZ don't give a shit.

IMHO... theres no housing woes... theres a to fucking many imagrant woes... yeah theres ya problem, cant remember when I last bumped into a kiwi


i put my penis in attractive women.FUCK ME... and here I thought you had a cunt

[SVboy]

[QUOTE=Akzle;1130978342]i put my penis in attractive women.[/QUOTE

Translation. I put my little pee pee in the Kaitaia town bike while he was passed out drunk.

How is your dad axle?

Is that better Drew?

[Akzle]

FUCK ME... and here I thought you had a cunt

*am

i AM a cunt

[Akzle]

How is your dad axle?

rich as shit, with boats vehicles and property on three continents.
you?

[scumdog]

FUCK ME... and here I thought you were a cunt

Fixed for you D.:lol:

[husaberg]

*am

i AM a cunt


rich as shit, lambs on three continents.
you?


Tell us all more, what you would like to do to my 8 year old daughter and 12 year old son. You gutless pile of shit.

[JustNick]

These threads are why I keep coming back to the forum. When are the hand bags coming out ladies?

Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

[Akzle]

Tell us all more, what you would like to do to my 8 year old daughter and 12 year old son. You gutless pile of shit.

save them from your incessant, infernal, retarded peurile shit.

go ask your uncle/dad to borrow an extension lead, get your caregiver to run a bath, and borrow the toaster from your wetnurse.
get an adult to plug it in for you, hug the toaster and get in the bath.

[husaberg]

save them from your incessant, infernal, retarded peurile shit.

go ask your uncle/dad to borrow an extension lead, get your caregiver to run a bath, and borrow the toaster from your wetnurse.
get an adult to plug it in for you, hug the toaster and get in the bath.

Easy to see why you don't have custody of your own children aye, you gutless piece of shit.

[Akzle]

Today, 18:04

*am

i AM a cunt
Today, 18:19



FUCK ME... and here I thought you were a cuntFixed for you D.:lol:

[Akzle]

Easy to see why you don't have custody of your own children aye, you gutless piece of shit.

...because you should kill yourself?
i dont follow the logic, but the conclusion is the same.

[Akzle]

These threads are why I keep coming back to the forum. When are the hand bags coming out ladies?

Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

don't know about hand bags, but there's a couple of ballbags here already.

[husaberg]

...because you should kill yourself?
i dont follow the logic, but the conclusion is the same.

You don't follow a lot of stuff either, what do seriously expect to happen when you repeatedly send messages to multiple people on a forum that you would like to rape their kids.
If I was you, I would be looking over your shoulder a lot more often.

[scumdog]

Today, 18:04

Today, 18:19

There's a theme emerging here Akzle ol' boy...

[Drew]

Look, you bunch of fucken cunts. This thread is meant to be having a cry about our first world problems. A bit of a laugh at each other, and sympathizing with the plight of the entitled.

All this personal attack shit is gonna get out of hand...then I'm gonna get a decades worth of red rep for showing you fucktards how it's done.

[Drew]

There's a theme emerging here Akzle ol' boy...

Bible references?

[Akzle]

You don't follow a lot of stuff either, what do seriously expect to happen when you repeatedly send messages to multiple people on a forum that you would like to rape their kids.
If I was you, I would be looking over your shoulder a lot more often.

oh the ironing!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d7a/a35/f5f/resized/serious-cat-meme-generator-i-r-srs-cat-y-r-u-lafing-9344f2.jpg


i dont have to look over my shoulder. you and the rest of my fanclub are happy to try being all up in my grill, yo dog.

but seriously.
no one will miss you. i understand that you're a huge pussy, but the pain will be over before you know it.

[husaberg]

oh the ironing!


i dont have to look over my shoulder. you and the rest of wy fanclub are happy to try being all up in my grill, yo dog.

but seriously.
no one will miss you. i understand that you're a huge pussy, but the pain will be over before you know it.

Yeah Robert you are a real tough guy. With nothing at all to worry about.:whistle:
Because sending messages to multiple different people saying how much you would like to rape their children is actually often thought of as being hilarious in NZ, so don't fret no one will do anything about you at all.

[Akzle]

Yeah Robert you are a real tough guy. With nothing at all to worry about.:whistle:
Because sending messages to multiple different people saying how much you would like to rape their children is actually often thought of as being hilarious in NZ, so don't fret no one will do anything about you at all.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-K3DVlPF_oM8/VHc_gVo2_CI/AAAAAAAADHM/6QSkSp2J1hg/s640/yoda-senses-internet-tough-guy.jpg

eppr what? you'll rep me everyday for 3 months? lawdy lawdy, i'm shaking in my little space boots.

come see me bro. i'll help tie you a noose, i'll even nudge the chair for you.

[ellipsis]

...from about 4 AM this morning I was constantly killing the same cunt but in different ways...each one more grotesque and inhuman than the previous...when I did wake up, all of the methods I dreamed of were sticking out in technicolor...and none of them are painful enough or grotesquely long enough...but all logged for future reference...

[Grumph]

...from about 4 AM this morning I was constantly killing the same cunt but in different ways...each one more grotesque and inhuman than the previous...when I did wake up, all of the methods I dreamed of were sticking out in technicolor...and none of them are painful enough or grotesquely long enough...but all logged for future reference...

Food poisoning from the local takeaway ?

[ellipsis]

Food poisoning from the local takeaway ?


...local takeaway...you must think LR is somewhat like your metropolis...we do have a pub but I'm not welcome there...

[husaberg]

eppr what? you'll rep me everyday for 3 months? lawdy lawdy, i'm shaking in my little space boots.

come see me bro. i'll help tie you a noose, i'll even nudge the chair for you.

By definition an internet tough guy is someone who threaten shit they would not do in person.
So come on Robert, would you say to someone in person, how you would like to rape their very young children.

Note the three months of red rep was coincidently the last time you told me you would like to rape my child, can you sense a cause and effect, you gutless wanker troll.

[SVboy]

What he said Rob.

[RGVforme]

dud mare is right. had to to fuck some tits into her.
mind, anything that stayed still long enough was (is) fair game... never been terribly fussy about pussy, to my .....enlightenment.

:laugh:.....Hunt on good sir..

[Maha]

By definition an internet tough guy is someone who threaten shit they would not do in person.
So come on Robert, would you say to someone in person, how you would like to rape their very young children.

Note the three months of red rep was coincidentally the last time you told me you would like to rape my child, can you sense a cause and effect, you gutless wanker troll.

Rep received just a few days ago in the Round up Thread? I hope you reported what he said.

[Jin]

If he did say that then why is he not banned?

[Akzle]

If he did say that then why is he not banned?

then who would the old faggots stalk and flirt with?

[husaberg]

Rep received just a few days ago in the Round up Thread? I hope you reported what he said.
I doubt the sincerely mods currently do anything about either axel and another who sends abusive messages to others A few seem to enjoy forum rules of their own

If he did say that then why is he not banned?

Oh he so did say that, and not for the first time either or the first person, you would have to ask the mods why they haven't done anything about axkel.

[sidecar bob]

Sytae0380 has not made any friends yet.:facepalm:

[Drew]

Sytae0380 has not made any friends yet.:facepalm:

Funny that. It's getting annoying now though, I can't find a new thread to post in.

[Akzle]

I doubt the sincerely mods currently do anything about either axel and another who sends abusive messages to others A few seem to enjoy forum rules of their own


Oh he so did say that, and not for the first time either or the first person, you would have to ask the mods why they haven't done anything about axkel.

bit of a self frag eh chump.
Site rulez:

" All members of this forum have a right to participate
without having private or personal information released by others. Personal information...must not be posted on this site without the subject's permission,"

"Posting Guidlines Listed below are the kind of things that should be
avoided when posting on kiwibiker. These end up
drawing the attention of the Moderators and the
posts or threads could be moved and Infractions may
be issued.
- Quoting large posts in their entirety
- Spamming Reposts
- Pointless drivel"

do the decent thing. Kill yourself.


Or http://www.alexterry.co.uk/365/tshirt149.jpg

it's the fucking internet.

Pretty sure telling me to watch my back counts as threatening too.

I mean, i do, christ only knows it's a matter of time before one of these old bumpunchers takes a liking to my anus.

[husaberg]

bit of a self frag eh chump.
Site rulez:

" All members of this forum have a right to participate
without having private or personal information released by others. Personal information...must not be posted on this site without the subject's permission,"
it's the fucking internet.
Pretty sure telling me to watch my back counts as threatening too.


-personal info deleted-

Trust me telling you to look over your shoulder after you repeatedly tell multiple different people that you want to rape their children is not a threat, its reality.
Also the fact you repeatedly send messages to multiple people saying you want to rape their children is not your personal information. nor is your name when its given out on your profile page dickwad.


You don't follow a lot of stuff either, what do seriously expect to happen when you repeatedly send messages to multiple people on a forum that you would like to rape their kids.
If I was you, I would be looking over your shoulder a lot more often.


Yeah Robert you are a real tough guy. With nothing at all to worry about.:whistle:
Because sending messages to multiple different people saying how much you would like to rape their children is actually often thought of as being hilarious in NZ, so don't fret no one will do anything about you at all.


By definition an internet tough guy is someone who threaten shit they would not do in person.
So come on Robert, would you say to someone in person, how you would like to rape their very young children.

Note the three months of red rep was coincidently the last time you told me you would like to rape my child, can you sense a cause and effect, you gutless wanker troll.


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[Akzle]

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Trust me telling you to look over your shoulder after you repeatedly tell multiple different people that you want to rape their children is not a threat, its reality.








To reiterate, we will not tolerate personal attacks or heavy abuse on any of the members here, and the same goes for any abuse directed at the moderators. We make that distinction because we are the leaders of the site, we are the ones charged with making decisions, and while we are not perfect, our decisions are final. We appreciate constructive feedback on any issue, but any abuse will be dealt with appropriately. If you do not agree with the actions of any of the mods, please PM one of the Senior Moderators and ask them to look into it. Using the PM or Rep system or forums to abuse someone is not acceptable.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/49474-Change-of-Guard-takes-effect?p=1046588#post1046588

see above re: quoting heaps of irrelevant shit.

Also, not once have i given you permission to use my irl name. So still against teh rulez.

Seriously. Jump off the cliff with the box.

[RGVforme]

then who would the old faggots stalk and flirt with?

Koi..? Aye Husapedo

[husaberg]

Koi..? Aye Husapedo

Odd she thinks you are full of shit as well

Speaks the truth here.....Just like the trolls could well be a case of learnt avoidance also like never starting a debate with Cassina unless you have a couple of days to spare lol

JAW and I stumbled on what looked like some covert hook up action once.So upset at being interrupted by what was some awesome rolling comebacks on our part the 'Lady' still bent about it revisited the post 3 weeks later and gave me my only negative Rep with a serve on top via the comments.My only one to date :crybaby:.
Didn't look bad to me but different people different views aye.

Im sure I read on here about someone getting their arse Neg Rep'd off by a lady scorned.:crazy:.

My guess is if a hooked up bloke wanted that type of stress he would turn off his tablet/Laptop and go do something to annoy his partner.


My intro post? I've never repped anyone good or bad, hardly even remember the option exists haha

But feel free to show how I am a paedophile and axkel isn't when he repeatedly claims to want to rape different peoples very young (ie under 12) kids

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[Maha]

But feel free to show how I am a pedophile and axkel isn't when he repeatedly claims to want to rape different peoples very young (ie under 12) kids

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Good on you for posting it, I suspect the Lanolin Sniffer will attempt to refute those words but more than likely he'll stay well clear of it.

[dangerous]

Ok... so telling someone to kill them self... NOT FUCKING COOL there are people in NZ doing that every week, it has and will affect everyone reading this shit at some stage of their life, missus seen a guy the other day that sat on the rail line and he got what he wanted... he was'nt looking much like a human after that, a girl I have spent time racing against found her mum hanging in the garage.. that's fucking cruel... so have some humanity guys and DON'T post such shit

Threatening to kill and or rape ones wife or kids... last cunt that said that to me I through tru the rollingston cop shop door, it was closed at the time,,, all on camera and the coppers said they saw nothing... NOT FUCKING COOL to say to anyone
To the twat that might say such shit.. I would be watching ya back cos I for one would hunt you down and fuck ypou up you dont wana know what would happen if such an event was to happen.... to say such shit on line is cowedly and gutless and you do NOT know who you might be speaking to.

NOW... if you receive such a abusive PM do make the complaing and they will be removed... in the 12yrs here I have sent more than one kber packing...

[Madness]

Ok... so telling someone to kill them self... NOT FUCKING COOL there are people in NZ doing that every week...

Maybe this week is Husaberk's week. Fingers crossed.

[Akzle]

Maybe this week is Husaberk's week. Fingers crossed.

we can but hope.