Friday Night Rants?

[unstuck]

....Shopping trolley. :shifty: There's another device desperately crying out for some form of hugely overkill motive power.

Suggestions? Aaand what have I got handy...

V8 of course. :niceone:


http://www.rigsofrods.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=413721&d=1373665724

[buggerit]

Quite often your spelling is nothing short of atrocious, but that is quite dangerish.
fixed that for ya:niceone:

[oldrider]

Clearly, we need another thread. "Friday night rants, about pritch and his fucken old cronies"!

Yeah, well count me in ... I will even accept the "fucken old cronie" title! :lol:

[Ocean1]

V8 of course. :niceone:

Well, I had more of a sleeper in mind, y'know?

That'd be fuckin easy, bit limited on actual opportunities for use but...

[Ocean1]

Well, I had more of a sleeper in mind, y'know?

That'd be fuckin easy, bit limited on actual opportunities for use but...

And then I thought: Fuckit, nancy safety culture is killing all the fun. What are they gunna do to a bunch of 70yo desperados with more horsepower than sense and waayyyy too much free time?

Lock us up?

I don't think so.



Now, where's the bits for me mobility scooter....

[unstuck]

Now, where's the bits for me mobility scooter....

Combine the two.:cool:


http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mngOWLRwmJSn7pvikkt3dqA.jpg

[Ocean1]

Combine the two.:cool:


http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mngOWLRwmJSn7pvikkt3dqA.jpg

Not bad, not bad. Enough room for a CBR thou in there.

Needs slicks. I've been trawling TM for go-cart wheel sets.

[unstuck]

Not bad, not bad. Enough room for a CBR thou in there.

Needs slicks. I've been trawling TM for go-cart wheel sets.

Just got rid of some go kart wheels and tires too, just kept the CR500 motor that was on it.:rolleyes:

[Ocean1]

Just got rid of some go kart wheels and tires too, just kept the CR500 motor that was on it.:rolleyes:

I'm trying to convince myself that I don't need a dif. More horsepower wil fix that, right?

Here we go: http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/gokarts/auction-755485233.htm

Almost as far away as Gore though.

And speaking of shopping: http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/gokarts/auction-754249590.htm

[unstuck]

Quite like that shopping cart one, bit steep though. :msn-wink:

[Drew]

And then I thought: Fuckit, nancy safety culture is killing all the fun. What are they gunna do to a bunch of 70yo desperados with more horsepower than sense and waayyyy too much free time?

Lock us up?

I don't think so.



Now, where's the bits for me mobility scooter....
You'll get better care in prison, than an old folks home. Three meals and a shower every day.

[Ocean1]

You'll get better care in prison, than an old folks home. Three meals and a shower every day.

That's a very good point.

And they'd soon get fucking tired of changing me nappies.

Decent range of top shelf at the bar there is there?

[unstuck]

That's a very good point.

And they'd soon get fucking tired of changing me nappies.

Decent range of top shelf at the bar there is there?

If you like a potato peeling and meth mix, yup.:niceone:

[unstuck]

Damn, just said yes to a years contract back on a digger for wages. Sometimes I should just shut the fuck up.:shutup::facepalm::angry2::angry2:

Im not even stoned, why the fuck would I do that to myself.:brick::brick::brick::brick::brick:

[Kickaha]

Im not even stoned, why the fuck would I do that to myself.:brick::brick::brick::brick::brick:
Because you're dumb?

[Akzle]

because you can't spell excavator...:bleh:

[Kornholio]

Damn, just said yes to a years contract back on a digger for wages. Sometimes I should just shut the fuck up.:shutup::facepalm::angry2::angry2:

Im not even stoned, why the fuck would I do that to myself.:brick::brick::brick::brick::brick:

Depends on what you doing... If it digging drains you should kill yourself now :)

[AllanB]

Good coin? What's a digger driver make? In hot demand in Christchurch!

You do get to whistle at the girls when they walk past.

[unstuck]

Because you're dumb?

Whats that got to do with the price of weed.:weird:

[husaberg]

Whats that got to do with the price of weed.:weird:
if its for the forestry unstuck they do mobile testing now.......
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8ff7e02fbeff12518aa7681c269d5b04/tumblr_mnsnf8dIzS1rmlh6ro1_500.gif

[unstuck]

Depends on what you doing... If it digging drains you should kill yourself now :)

Mostly putting in pipes for traveling irrigators and some cable work. Guy has been on at me for a while, but I kept putting him off. So the bastard goes and buys a new Komatsu Excavator(fuck you akzel) and tempts me with more dollars, and I have always been a bit of a whore, so I accepted. :laugh::laugh:

[unstuck]

if its for the forestry unstuck they do mobile testing now.......


Fuck the forestry Husa, been there done that. Boring as paint drying unless your on a decent skidder on some decent hills.:msn-wink:

[Kornholio]

Mostly putting in pipes for traveling irrigators and some cable work. Guy has been on at me for a while, but I kept putting him off. So the bastard goes and buys a new Komatsu Excavator(fuck you akzel) and tempts me with more dollars, and I have always been a bit of a whore, so I accepted. :laugh::laugh:

What the fuck is an 'excavator'? sounds like something Aucklanders would use.... could be a bit monotonous but meh new gear and good bucks is all good ... Suck it up I say :)

[unstuck]

What the fuck is an 'excavator'? sounds like something Aucklanders would use.... could be a bit monotonous but meh new gear and good bucks is all good ... Suck it up I say :)

Yeah, thats what she is saying too.:rolleyes:

I dont mind the challenge of figuring out how to get the pipe in and I like doing farm water schemes, but I am kinda getting used to being my own boss and working from home. But we need a new bathroom and a DR.:msn-wink:

[98tls]

Just got rid of some go kart wheels and tires too, just kept the CR500 motor that was on it.:rolleyes:

Best mate when i was living down your way put a TT500 motor in a go-cart,brillant thing it was.Think hes still down there and has a very tasty XY ute tucked away 351 etc etc.

[husaberg]

Mostly putting in pipes for traveling irrigators and some cable work. Guy has been on at me for a while, but I kept putting him off. So the bastard goes and buys a new Komatsu Excavator(fuck you akzel) and tempts me with more dollars, and I have always been a bit of a whore, so I accepted. :laugh::laugh:

Putting in water pipes and stuff is that on the level:msn-wink:

[Rashika]

Soft as fuck him T,its his mrs i feel sorry for eh,indeed a women of calibre and having to carry him through lifes long journey must get tiresome at times.:rolleyes:

I know, it is honestly bloody hard work at times. Care to help with that?:msn-wink:

[98tls]

I know, it is honestly bloody hard work at times. Care to help with that?:msn-wink:

:laugh::laugh::niceone:Na mate its all yours.Done a good job so far.

[Rashika]

:laugh::laugh::niceone:Na mate its all yours.Done a good job so far.

Well i try, but it's next to impossible. I mean he still cant even spell "i quit" yet, sheesh!

[98tls]

Well i try, but it's next to impossible. I mean he still cant even spell "i quit" yet, sheesh!

:killingmeYea noticed that last night and was going to ask "i quite" what? but then rembered i understand Darrallnese....

[husaberg]

I find my general apathy is not allowing me to rant effectively.............

[Akzle]

I find my general faggotry is not allowing me to rant effectively.............

. .

[husaberg]

https://i.chzbgr.com/original/3691834368/58D98B90/1

nah the commonwealth games are a bit boring.

But if you did save up all the chips on our shoulders you could make yourself a new plywood floor for you caravan.

[Berries]

nah the commonwealth games are a bit boring.
Talking of which.

I saw some highlights in the pub at lunch. Fucking bagpipes before every medal ceremony. And men not in kilts but in non tartan skirts like Cock Wang or whatever its name is. I lived in Aberdeen for a few years but put up with the pipes because I was in Scotland. Then I end up in fucking Dunedin which is more Scottish than fucking Scotland. Flatting next to a cunt with bagpipes. And one who couldn't play - I know they all sound like they can't play, but after so long you can tell.

So anyway, the only bright side is that NZ are shit and there won't be too many medal ceremonies being shown over here.

A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work. He flew there and found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the biologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide turned to him and said, "Drums Ok, but Very Bad when they stop."

Well the biologist settled down a little at this, and things went reasonably well for about two weeks. Then, just as they were packing up the camp to leave, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the biologist like a ton of bricks (to coin a phrase), and he yelled at his guide, "The drums have stopped! What happens now?"

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bagpipe Solo!"

All bagpipes should die.

[Erelyes]

All bagpipes should die.

The wanker that plays them in town during cruise ship season doesn't even play any actual tunes, he just fucks around. Funnily enough, I'd say no-one is driven up the wall more in our workplace than the Scot.

[dangerous]

what... would you moaning pack a republicans lot prefer to be force feed hagis, Ill take the bagpipes ta :headbang: ohhh fark its not Fri Night anymore, sorry my bad

[scumdog]

what... would you moaning pack a republicans lot prefer to be force feed hagis, Ill take the bagpipes ta :headbang: ohhh fark its not Fri Night anymore, sorry my bad

No matter, it's KB after all.

Broke the fuckin' choke cable on the Marina yesterday - kinda wrecked my start to the day :angry2:

[unstuck]

No matter, it's KB after all.

Broke the fuckin' choke cable on the Marina yesterday - kinda wrecked my start to the day :angry2:

Choke, now that is something you do not hear very often when talking about cars these days. Oldskool:headbang::headbang::headbang:

[dangerous]

No matter, it's KB after all.

Broke the fuckin' choke cable on the Marina yesterday - kinda wrecked my start to the day :angry2:

ha FARKING ha... who seen that "pun" 'start to the day, choke' LOL good one scummie

[Drew]

ha FARKING ha... who seen that "pun" 'start to the day, choke' LOL good one scummieWasn't lost on us, but thanks for spelling it out anyway.

[dangerous]

Wasn't lost on us, but thanks for spelling it out anyway.

yeah I know mate you northy lot are rather switched on n all aye, nout gets past ya's, I was thinking more so that the southern mongrel never relised he pund'ed LOL :bleh:

[scumdog]

Choke cable now fixed - thanks for the sympathy muthafuckas!:ar15::ar15:

[husaberg]

Choke cable now fixed - thanks for the sympathy muthafuckas!:ar15::ar15:

Morris Marina = no sympathy from me....... ya perverse mutha fucker

[dangerous]

Choke cable now fixed - thanks for the sympathy muthafuckas!:ar15::ar15:
yeah thats right, try n fix ya fancy fandangle auto high idle ecu gaget inj shit that easy... ohh and sorry big SD thought ya be in bed by now :2thumbsup

[scumdog]

yeah thats right, try n fix ya fancy fandangle auto high idle ecu gaget inj shit that easy... ohh and sorry big SD thought ya be in bed by now :2thumbsup

I like the point ya made about modern shit D.

And CB and I have been out for a curry, now guzzling a cheap blended whisky:woohoo:

[dangerous]

I like the point ya made about modern shit D.

And CB and I have been out for a curry, now guzzling a cheap blended whisky:woohoo:

shit man ya get curry that far south? and me to on the whisky, 15yr dimple... its all I have :niceone:

[scumdog]

shit man ya get curry that far south? and me to on the whisky, 15yr dimple... its all I have :niceone:

Got a Talisker 'Dark Storm' if I need it:niceone:

[caspernz]

No matter, it's KB after all.

Broke the fuckin' choke cable on the Marina yesterday - kinda wrecked my start to the day :angry2:

Sod the sympathy and pun recognition...I got as far as Marina and I just giggled my lily white ass off...:nya:

Que the 1970 Brit car industry calling and asking for their greatest innovention back?

[blackdog]

Got a Talisker 'Dark Storm' if I need it:niceone:

I spose you'll fuck it with Coke.

[Drew]

I spose you'll fuck it with Coke.

If Warwick takes to drinking again, I think he'll be skulling straight from the neck of the bottle. We'd all probably do quite well to just leave him to it.

[Geeen]

Gore is a great place to live.........

You make your own fun in the country eh Unstuck........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VspQFxuaSbA

[scumdog]

I spose you'll fuck it with Coke.

Fuck off, I have standards ya know! :bleh:

(OK, pretty low ones but chucking Coke into a single-malt is beneath me)

[unstuck]

You make your own fun in the country eh Unstuck........



Yup, we sure do.:msn-wink:
Todays fun was powersliding a twin turbo legacy around a wet paddock.:headbang::headbang:

[scumdog]

Where the fuck are all you fuckin' fuckers that fuck about on this fuckin thread on a fuckin' Friday night?:crazy:

[Akzle]

Where the fuck are all you fuckin' fuckers that fuck about on this fuckin thread on a fuckin' Friday night?:crazy:

husafag is jacking off his cat, stucky's on the bong, im on the whiskeys, and youre fantasising about the day we meet.

[scumdog]

husafag is jacking off his cat, stucky's on the bong, im on the whiskeys, and youre fantasising about the day we meet.


Fucksake, it had to be fuckin you that fuckin responded:eek5::eek5:

Well I'm on Whisky Jacks, just done deliverin' some young ones to "The Formal Ball" in my F100, yee-haw!:headbang:

[husaberg]

Fucksake, it had to be fuckin you that fuckin responded:eek5::eek5:

Well I'm on Whisky Jacks, just done deliverin' some young ones to "The Formal Ball" in my F100, yee-haw!:headbang:

did ya have to show the suitors the shot gun Scumdog, or go old school with the "this is my PR24"

[Kornholio]

Am pretty fucken gutted about these pussy ass 7% Woodstocks that have replaced the 8%... it may only be 1% but there a hell of a difference taste and effect... Now I just buy a bottle of the straight stuff, a 12 pack of them and use them as mix.... 1st world I know :/ How about that Ebola doin the rounds? should ship that plague to the middle east, not just bits the whole fucken lot! Right doobie time :)

[scumdog]

Am pretty fucken gutted about these pussy ass 7% Woodstocks that have replaced the 8%... it may only be 1% but there a hell of a difference taste and effect... Now I just buy a bottle of the straight stuff, a 12 pack of them and use them as mix.... 1st world I know :/ How about that Ebola doin the rounds? should ship that plague to the middle east, not just bits the whole fucken lot! Right doobie time :)

Don't fuckin' worry about the 8% - the 7% seems to have fucked you right up anyway!!:killingme

[Kornholio]

Don't fuckin' worry about the 8% - the 7% seems to have fucked you right up anyway!!:killingme

Fuck you pig :D

[Akzle]

Well I'm on Whisky Jacks, just done deliverin' some young ones to "The Formal Ball" in my F100, yee-haw!:headbang:

you fuck your sister, doncha.

[scumdog]

you fuck your sister, doncha.

But not sheep - I have my standards!

The sheep I'll leave to you - if they'll have you....

[scumdog]

Fuck you pig :D

And a fine evening to you too good sir!:bleh:

[MIXONE]

Where the fuck are all you fuckin' fuckers that fuck about on this fuckin thread on a fuckin' Friday night?:crazy:

Some of us are too fucked to give a fuck.

[unstuck]

stucky's on the bong, .

My missus would resent you calling her that.:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Whats with those coppers on the mossburn to five rivers road scummy. backwards and forwards all fucking day, one behind the other. Getting me well paranoid that shit is. Felt like reaching over the fence with the digger a couple of times and dragging the fuckers off the road.:yes:

[dangerous]

Where the fuck are all you fuckin' fuckers that fuck about on this fuckin thread on a fuckin' Friday night?:crazy:In the sack, bloody tied, bloody kids, bloody winging wankers in chch that ya add 150k value to their property for FREE and they still moan




Fuck you pig :DI LIKE bacon...



Whats with those coppers on the mossburn to five rivers road scummy. backwards and forwards all fucking day, one behind the other. Getting me well paranoid that shit is. Felt like reaching over the fence with the digger a couple of times and dragging the fuckers off the road.:yes:
... they watchinggggggggggggggggggggggggggg you :Police::confused::Police:

Hey SD, speaking to a mates missus (forensics at hornby) I asked why is there such a large cop presents in chch, its massive aye... she said basikly cos every gang in and out a NZ has moved into chch, to do bisniss easy to cover up in the caos, chch is farked forever

[dangerous]

OK.. I got a ding dong rant for next Friday guys, racisem at its best... who seen the 3 part series on "hope and Wire" the chch quakes? :mad::mad::mad:

[oldrider]

OK.. I got a ding dong rant for next Friday guys, racisem at its best... who seen the 3 part series on "hope and Wire" the chch quakes? :mad::mad::mad:

I'm still under the bed ..... has it stopped shaking yet? :shifty:

[ellipsis]

...fuck it...this must mean today's saturday...another week gone at the speed of light...dunno if this is a rant or just another observation of Murphy's Law, but I managed to get a couple of days off to pour some concrete at home...what happened to the perfectly cool, dampish weather for shovelling and mixing a couple of cubes of concrete...two 20+ degree days to lose a gallon of sweat...can't win...job done at least:niceone:...

[oldrider]

...fuck it...this must mean today's saturday...another week gone at the speed of light...dunno if this is a rant or just another observation of Murphy's Law, but I managed to get a couple of days off to pour some concrete at home...what happened to the perfectly cool, dampish weather for shovelling and mixing a couple of cubes of concrete...two 20+ degree days to lose a gallon of sweat...can't win...job done at least:niceone:...

It's global warming and you are obviously the globe! :lol: (see, you learn something every day!)

[Drew]

I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself, never take one's wife to a strip club!

[scumdog]

I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself, never take one's wife to a strip club!

In case the other punters recognise her from an earlier performance?:whistle:

[Kickaha]

I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself
You dont have to do either of those to make a cock of yourself normally

[Drew]

In case the other punters recognise her from an earlier performance?:whistle:She got kicked out of a strip club some years back, for dancing on tables.


You dont have to do either of those to make a cock of yourself normally
This is common knowledge. I mentioned that we went out, so you'd know it was a bunch of random strangers that got to witness it.

[Akzle]

I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself, never take one's wife to a strip club!

solid advice.


...take someone elses.

[awayatc]

She got kicked out of a strip club some years back, for dancing on tables.





Thought that sort of caper got them hired........

[AllanB]

Strip Clubs. The concept is solid - and to be fair decades back they were somewhat different. The 'strip' was a slow evolving process - layers were gracefully removed in time to the music - it was a slow erotic performance ending in a exposure of a ripe breast and nipple - never the removal or exposure of the lower delights. There WAS a degree of performance and grace from the performer and anticipation and mounting excitement from the viewers.

Nowadays in the instant gratification society that always tries to take it to another level the art of stripping has been replaced by gross displays of bored performers exposing their wares to all and sundry leaving nothing to the imagination or showing any grace or style.

I really don't want to see some dry old set of flaps being ground into a cold metal pole. Bring back the art and intrigue.

[awayatc]

Rough at sea...... better go to port....?

Yeah right...!

Kicked out of port AGAIN because weather is to rough
Don't believe for a minute it is better out there,
coz it fuckn isn't.........

:weird:

[Shaun Harris]

Whats with those coppers on the mossburn to five rivers road scummy. backwards and forwards all fucking day, one behind the other. Getting me well paranoid that shit is. Felt like reaching over the fence with the digger a couple of times and dragging the fuckers off the road.:yes:





Unstuck, are you who I think you are? A man I have known for years

[Shaun Harris]

Strip Clubs. The concept is solid - and to be fair decades back they were somewhat different. The 'strip' was a slow evolving process - layers were gracefully removed in time to the music - it was a slow erotic performance ending in a exposure of a ripe breast and nipple - never the removal or exposure of the lower delights. There WAS a degree of performance and grace from the performer and anticipation and mounting excitement from the viewers.

Nowadays in the instant gratification society that always tries to take it to another level the art of stripping has been replaced by gross displays of bored performers exposing their wares to all and sundry leaving nothing to the imagination or showing any grace or style.

I really don't want to see some dry old set of flaps being ground into a cold metal pole. Bring back the art and intrigue.




here here to that AllanB, I hated living in the USA and getting taken to titty bars, pretty dam boring really

[Big Dog]

But not sheep - I have my standards!

The sheep I'll leave to you - if they'll have you....

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/02/aqazazaq.jpg

[Drew]

Strip Clubs. The concept is solid - and to be fair decades back they were somewhat different. The 'strip' was a slow evolving process - layers were gracefully removed in time to the music - it was a slow erotic performance ending in a exposure of a ripe breast and nipple - never the removal or exposure of the lower delights. There WAS a degree of performance and grace from the performer and anticipation and mounting excitement from the viewers.

Nowadays in the instant gratification society that always tries to take it to another level the art of stripping has been replaced by gross displays of bored performers exposing their wares to all and sundry leaving nothing to the imagination or showing any grace or style.

I really don't want to see some dry old set of flaps being ground into a cold metal pole. Bring back the art and intrigue.

Knickers stayed on the lower bits, and the girls were more like gymnasts some times. I was very impressed with one in particular who made use of a hoop suspended from the roof. Fucken strength in her upper body must be awesome.

[Geeen]

This.. How many numpties will do this because it was on you tube so its all good


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdMFpuLCcxA

[Kickaha]

This.. How many numpties will do this because it was on you tube so its all good

Holy shit, it's sidecarbob at it again

[scumdog]

This.. How many numpties will do this because it was on you tube so its all good



What could possibly go wrong???:wacko:

[mossy1200]

Its a bit wobbly but still manageable. :lol::lol::lol::clap:

[husaberg]

What could possibly go wrong???:wacko:

no no that wobble ...........that's manageable... would have been easier to put in some metal king pads same result..........
one thing I did notice was Greens avatar wiggles in time with his undoing of the bolts hypnotic

[Scuba_Steve]

This.. How many numpties will do this because it was on you tube so its all good


Sweet gonna give that ago tonight :whistle: Cheers man.

[unstuck]

I got fired, ha fucken ha. Date with an employment lawyer on the 20th. Life is full of shits and giggles. Foreman was having a bad day with some other dudes and tried taking it out on me, wrong fuckin person to take your frustrations out on sonny.:2thumbsup

[Laava]

I got fired, ha fucken ha. Date with an employment lawyer on the 20th. Life is full of shits and giggles. Foreman was having a bad day with some other dudes and tried taking it out on me, wrong fuckin person to take your frustrations out on sonny.:2thumbsup

Your shout.

[unstuck]

Your shout.

HELLO.



Did you hear that, or should I shout louder?

[husaberg]

I got fired, ha fucken ha. Date with an employment lawyer on the 20th. Life is full of shits and giggles. Foreman was having a bad day with some other dudes and tried taking it out on me, wrong fuckin person to take your frustrations out on sonny.:2thumbsup

instead of making lawyers rich have you tried to talk to the dudes boss or the dude ........... sorry rant thread or have you tried dooffing his daughter/wife.......

[unstuck]

instead of making lawyers rich have you tried to talk to the dudes boss or the dude ........... sorry rant thread or have you tried dooffing his daughter/wife.......

Yep, talked to the boss today, and as expected, foreman is lying through his arse. Had no lunch breaks or smoko breaks in 11 hour days for the 2 weeks I have been there, had no employment agreement or contract of any kind and The foreman said I threatened to hit him, which is laughable cos I never ever give warning if I strike, they usually only know after the fact. Lots of laughs, some valuable lessons and I am not a fan of PC200 lc's.:2thumbsup

[husaberg]

Yep, talked to the boss today, and as expected, foreman is lying through his arse. Had no lunch breaks or smoko breaks in 11 hour days for the 2 weeks I have been there, had no employment agreement or contract of any kind and The foreman said I threatened to hit him, which is laughable cos I never ever give warning if I strike, they usually only know after the fact. Lots of laughs, some valuable lessons and I am not a fan of PC200 lc's.:2thumbsup

Bummer digger drivers are pretty common over here the jobs for them are pretty less common esp now.
IME its pretty easy to get a job on a farm operating one, most farmers are tight though.

[unstuck]

Bummer digger drivers are pretty common over here the jobs for them are pretty less common esp now.
IME its pretty easy to get a job on a farm operating one, most farmers are tight though.

I am not overly worried, I have a few things left up my sleeves. Got offered a dozer job today, but having worked for the fella before, I declined. :yes:

[Laava]

I am not overly worried, I have a few things left up my sleeves. Got offered a dozer job today, but having worked for the fella before, I declined. :yes:

Come and fix my driveway owwwwwwww!

[unstuck]

Sweet, I will be around tomorrow. Should I bring my hammer?:innocent:

[Laava]

I will hire you a plate compactor. See, I'm better than your last boss already!
Plus a leisurely coffee with a view to start the day. Easy styles bro!

[unstuck]

I will hire you a plate compactor. See, I'm better than your last boss already!
Plus a leisurely coffee with a view to start the day. Easy styles bro!

Cool.:Punk::Punk: Now if I only knew where the lesbian school was.:laugh:

[Akzle]

Cool.:Punk::Punk: Now if I only knew where the lesbian school was.:laugh:

on da norf side of my town. not even the norf shore, just the norf side. Tikipunga West, as it is...

[unstuck]

on da norf side of my town. not even the norf shore, just the norf side. Tikipunga West, as it is...

Shiet, better leave now. Don't want to be late on my first day.:no:

[husaberg]

Come and fix my driveway owwwwwwww!


Sweet, I will be around tomorrow. Should I bring my hammer?:innocent:

Shit glad, I am not the only one to notice it was a blatant come on. Dude he's a Dude........:eek:

[Akzle]

Shiet, better leave now. Don't want to be late on my first day.:no:

bring up some of them good alps buds oi.

[unstuck]

Shit glad, I am not the only one to notice it was a blatant come on. Dude he's a Dude........:eek:

Meh, they are all the same in the dark.:shifty:

[unstuck]

bring up some of them good alps buds oi.

No idea what you are talking about.:confused::devil2:

[Akzle]

grown at *ahem* high altitude...

[Laava]

Plus the weather will be shit at your place tomorrow.
Anyway, gotta go, got motorcycling to do.

[unstuck]

grown at *ahem* high altitude...

Mountain daisies? Spikey spaniard? Twizel twister?:innocent:










The first 2 are alpine plants.:shifty:

[unstuck]

Plus the weather will be shit at your place tomorrow.
Anyway, gotta go, got motorcycling to do.

Be careful, them things are dangerous.:msn-wink:

[Drew]

It's not Friday, but I wanna have a rant anyway....

ABOUT ALL THE FUCKEN SHIT BEING POSTED HERE!

This aint a fucken recruitment thread, go find a job someplace else.

Rob, find a dealer the old fashioned way cunt. Go look for shoes on a power line!

[unstuck]

It's not Friday, but I wanna have a rant anyway....

ABOUT ALL THE FUCKEN SHIT I HAVE POSTED HERE!

Settle petal, Im sure your mum loves you. She must do If your still breastfeeding.:motu:

[Drew]

Settle petal, Im sure your mum loves you. She must do If your still breastfeeding.:motu:Wait, this thread is all about not settling down.

I'm confused.

Oh yeah, fuck you too.

[unstuck]

Oh yeah, fuck you too.

Thats better.:Punk::Punk:

[Akzle]

It's not Friday, but I wanna have a rant anyway....

ABOUT ALL THE FUCKEN SHIT BEING POSTED HERE!

This aint a fucken recruitment thread, go find a job someplace else.

Rob, find a dealer the old fashioned way cunt. Go look for shoes on a power line!

i'm bored with the local shit. despite there being some very, very good local shit. i want a taste of the south.

[Hinny]

i'm bored with the local shit. despite there being some very, very good local shit. i want a taste of the south.

Colombian was my all time favourite.
Big asses, big tits, slim waists and good shit.

[Laava]

Colombian was my all time favourite.
Big asses, big tits, slim waists and good shit.

Think he was talking about marijuana mate.
;):rockon:

[Berries]

I thought he was talking about blokes arses again.

[Hinny]

Think he was talking about marijuana mate.
;):rockon:
So was I. ... with extras.

[Madness]

What a complete fucking shit hole.

[JATZ]

I got fired, ha fucken ha. Date with an employment lawyer on the 20th. Life is full of shits and giggles. Foreman was having a bad day with some other dudes and tried taking it out on me, wrong fuckin person to take your frustrations out on sonny.:2thumbsup

So..... where do I send my c.v. ?? :D

[unstuck]

Fucknuckle incorporated, winton southland.:msn-wink:

[Kornholio]

Fucknuckle incorporated, winton southland.:msn-wink:

Those cunts are all over the country :no:

[dangerous]

Righto fuck ya's... tomorow is fri night, so get them beers in the fridge and ready to rant, noone gives a fuck about ya getting caned (lots a diger work here man and massive rates)

heres the starter for my rant tomorow night about the mini series "hope and wire" heres a and I quote line or two from it...
'then the setlers came in here and built an entier city on tapu land, no wonder that tanefar isnt happy, its the tanefar thats been disterberd because this city was built in the wrong place'
So its my white arse fault the earth quake happened... no one forced her to by and live there... ohhhh wait yes the white pig did
farking bull shit... but wait theres more, only you will have to wait till tomorow to...

[puddytat]

Be patient.......Karma's a bitch.

Or call Saul.....299806

[unstuck]

Any ideas.............
Sounds like she is up for a quick shag in the back of the car.Go for it.:blip::blip:

[husaberg]

Sounds like she is up for a quick shag in the back of the car.Go for it.:blip::blip:

no thanks I know where she's been....... and likely other places I don't want to know about as well........
She an't that good looking either.... looks a bit like a demented possum actually..........

[unstuck]

no thanks I know where she's been....... and likely other places I don't want to know about as well........
She an't that good looking either.... looks a bit like a demented possum actually..........

Fussy cunt aye, wank in her coffee then.:2thumbsup

[husaberg]

Fussy cunt aye, wank in her coffee then.:2thumbsup



But what could I put in that looks like cordial...........:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

.

But what could I put in that looks like cordial...........:rolleyes:

Copper napthanate.:msn-wink:

[puddytat]

Ricin....:thud:

[unstuck]

Ricin....:thud:

Nah, you want her out of the building before she keels over. :whistle:

[scumdog]

What a complete fucking shit hole.

Lucky I ain't near Mercer.....

[unstuck]

I did consider filling up her boyfriend overalls with itching powder and seeing if it was contagious............

Shhhh, the fuzz are here.:shutup:


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[pete376403]

If it was Friday I could possibly work up a good rant about this:http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11305478

[Drew]

If it was Friday I could possibly work up a good rant about this:http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11305478

Why?

He crashed into a fence, there's little more to it other than conjecture.

[unstuck]

[QUOTE=unstuck;1130756890]Shhhh, the fuzz are here.:shutup:


Too be brutally honest I find it funny (Which I guess makes me a bad person)but I am too professional to do anything, but quietly laugh as she and her boyfriend slowly gets themselves fired......
Its a bloody shame as her husband is a great guy and the boyfriend is a alcoholic dickhead who also screws around on his wife at every opportunity. Yet has a jealous streak about his wife.
Maybe the karma will bring them together and that will be the best laugh of all as they slowly destroy each other.........

People like that usually fuck themselves up in the end. Chortle away.:Punk::Punk:

[Kornholio]

no thanks I know where she's been....... and likely other places I don't want to know about as well........
She an't that good looking either.... looks a bit like a demented possum actually..........

Sorry mate, I'm out.....

[Berries]

heres the starter for my rant tomorow night about the mini series "hope and wire" heres a and I quote line or two from it....
It's Christchurch. We've all heard the story, who would want to watch a replay?



Any ideas.............
Clearly you fancy her, and given most of your posts you're obviously not getting any. I would take her in to a side office and explain the situation and then blackmail her. A bit of 3pm action for a few weeks wouldn't go amiss. We would need photos though.

[husaberg]

It's Christchurch. We've all heard the story, who would want to watch a replay?



Clearly you fancy her, and given most of your posts you're obviously not getting any. I would take her in to a side office and explain the situation and then blackmail her. A bit of 3pm action for a few weeks wouldn't go amiss. We would need photos though.

You are correct .......I do not have enough demented possum sex in my life...lol.........No demented possums are not really my thing, I don't think anyway I would like to be part of the side show.......

[dangerous]

It's Christchurch. We've all heard the story, who would want to watch a replay?
Because IMO its very one sided and does NOT tell the story... eg

white drugie whore
white fucked up skin head
white evil land lord
white stuck up bitch
white spoilt rich bitch
white mean welfare ladie

brown hard done by home owner
brown hard done by diger driver
brown ladie living in the back yard
brown screwed by social welfare

and why is it always a staffy betrailed as a bad dog, when ever theres an attack on the news they call it a staffie were it clearley isent

but most of all its the comment
'then the setlers came in here and built an entier city on tapu land, no wonder that tanefar isnt happy, its the tanefar thats been disterberd because this city was built in the wrong place'
that grinds me... are they really saying its my white arse fault the earth quake happened and that my white buddies that made them live there, forcing them to drink, smoke, gamble

ohhhh hey maybe im just to a sensitive sole over reacting, guilt maybe LMFAO na it was a load a shit.

FRIDAY NIGHT RANT AWAY :facepalm:

[unstuck]

Because IMO its very one sided and does NOT tell the story... eg

white drugie whore
white fucked up skin head
white evil land lord
white stuck up bitch
white spoilt rich bitch
white mean welfare ladie

brown hard done by home owner
brown hard done by diger driver
brown ladie living in the back yard
brown screwed by social welfare

and why is it always a staffy betrailed as a bad dog, when ever theres an attack on the news they call it a staffie were it clearley isent

but most of all its the comment
'then the setlers came in here and built an entier city on tapu land, no wonder that tanefar isnt happy, its the tanefar thats been disterberd because this city was built in the wrong place'
that grinds me... are they really saying its my white arse fault the earth quake happened and that my white buddies that made them live there, forcing them to drink, smoke, gamble

ohhhh hey maybe im just to a sensitive sole over reacting, guilt maybe LMFAO na it was a load a shit.

FRIDAY NIGHT RANT AWAY :facepalm:

Thats the problem, we see things on the media, and believe that it is real. It is all make believe , all of it. Motivated to increase ratings and perpetuate future stories. TURN OFF THE FUCKING TV. It will drive you insane(er).

[yokel]

Thats the problem, we see things on the media, and believe that it is real. It is all make believe , all of it. Motivated to increase ratings and perpetuate future stories. TURN OFF THE FUCKING TV. It will drive you insane(er).

too right, TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX!
but it's not just the TV.

"child poverty" is a good example of planting the seed for future government policies.

cunts

[Berries]

white drugie whore
white fucked up skin head
white evil land lord
white stuck up bitch
white spoilt rich bitch
white mean welfare ladie
To be honest that's a pretty good summary of how I've always seen Christchurch.

[awayatc]

I lived in and around Christchurch for about 15 years,
But you don't know how fucked up Christchurch is untill you live somewhere else....
and that was before the quakes........

[scumdog]

Thats the problem, we see things on the media, and believe that it is real. It is all make believe , all of it. Motivated to increase ratings and perpetuate future stories. TURN OFF THE FUCKING TV. It will drive you insane(er).

Nah man, I'm on a day off and I dig The Mod Squad!:cool:

[Erelyes]

The fuck did Husaberg's post go? :scratch:

[unstuck]

The fuck did Husaberg's post go? :scratch:

Which one?

Never mind, had a look at the back issues.:bash:

[husaberg]

The fuck did Husaberg's post go? :scratch:

He removed them to protect the innocent

[Drew]

Friday rant. Twenty minutes of my day, spent on the phone to IRD. They want money, and I have been paying them. But they are still filing papers with the courts.

Call them, and I had made a simple but fairly large mistake in the amount of my payments.

Those filthy cunts. I swear. They understood completely and reset my payments. Then the sons of bitches canceled the court action.

Fuckers.

[Drew]

He removed them to protect the inocent

There are innocents reading kiwibiker?

[ellipsis]

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[unstuck]

The world has turned to shit I tell ya, all out of firewood in the back porch, and I have to walk the 10mtrs to the woodshed and back. At least most of the snow has gone. I dont know how much more of the stresses of life I can take you know.:crybaby:

[Swoop]

Thats the problem, we see things on the media, and believe that it is real. TURN OFF THE FUCKING TV. It will drive you insane(er).
Hinny&kataflam should take note here!:laugh:

[Laava]

Nah man, I'm on a day off and I dig The Mod Squad!:cool:

Dude, it's 5.15 fri afternoon and we are expecting a spectacular diatribe. Don't disappoint!

[scumdog]

Dude, it's 5.15 fri afternoon and we are expecting a spectacular diatribe. Don't disappoint!

Bloodyfucki'bloodyarsesnow:angry::angry:

Got three old TVs to get rid of to the 2nd hand shop (the back of the Marina is chocka), urgent parcels to post and outside shit to do and whaddafuck, all the plurry shops are shut cosa snow and so's the post-bloody-office AND it's still to bloody snowy outside to do anything.:facepalm:

Whadda waste of a day off!!:angry2:

[Scuba_Steve]

Bloodyfucki'bloodyarsesnow:angry::angry:

Got three old TVs to get rid of to the 2nd hand shop (the back of the Marina is chocka), urgent parcels to post and outside shit to do and whaddafuck, all the plurry shops are shut cosa snow and so's the post-bloody-office AND it's still to bloody snowy outside to do anything.:facepalm:

Whadda waste of a day off!!:angry2:

Shoulda just got pissed, woulda been a much better use of your time :drinkup:

[scumdog]

Shoulda just got pissed, woulda been a much better use of your time :drinkup:

Working on it with whisky-macs!:woohoo::woohoo:

[unstuck]

Bloodyfucki'bloodyarsesnow:angry::angry:

Got three old TVs to get rid of to the 2nd hand shop (the back of the Marina is chocka), urgent parcels to post and outside shit to do and whaddafuck, all the plurry shops are shut cosa snow and so's the post-bloody-office AND it's still to bloody snowy outside to do anything.:facepalm:

Whadda waste of a day off!!:angry2:

Someone must have a nice new plasma tv then. When did you say you're back to work.:shifty:

[scumdog]

Someone must have a nice new plasma tv then. When did you say you're back to work.:shifty:

Not MY old TVs - how rich d'ya think I am?

I'm selling ones I got for nothing to raise a few $$ for petrol money - the Marina don't run on air ya know!:eek5:

[unstuck]

Not MY old TVs - how rich d'ya think I am?

I'm selling ones I got for nothing to raise a few $$ for petrol money - the Marina don't run on air ya know!:eek5:

You mean it actually runs? I thought you may have bought it to store rubbish on. Shame about the telly.:(

Wouldnt mind a decent telly to watch country calender on.:2thumbsup

[NighthawkNZ]

bunch of pussies...



wait what was the conversation about again...

[Drew]

You mean it actually runs? I thought you may have bought it to store rubbish on. Shame about the telly.:(

Wouldnt mind a decent telly to watch country calender on.:2thumbsup
We went shopping for a telle a little while ago. $500 42in plasma. It's moocho big enough for any normal sized sitting room.

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=NighthawkNZ;1130757416]bunch of pussies...



wait what was the conversation about again...[/QUOTE

Meaningless ranting - classic KB stuff!:lol::lol:

[dangerous]

Not MY old TVs - how rich d'ya think I am?

I'm selling ones I got for nothing to raise a few $$ for petrol money - the Marina don't run on air ya know!:eek5:

you nick em?

[unstuck]

you nick em?

I was thinking that he may have "acquired" them while doing a raid.:innocent:

[scumdog]

I was thinking that he may have "acquired" them while doing a raid.:innocent:

Bloody oath - people we 'raid' mostly have better TVs than I'll ever own:bleh:

[scumdog]

You mean it actually runs? I thought you may have bought it to store rubbish on. Shame about the telly.:(

Wouldnt mind a decent telly to watch country calender on.:2thumbsup

You diss'n my Mighty Marina ya dirty punk?

[unstuck]

You diss'n my Mighty Marina ya dirty punk?

Yeah.:headbang::headbang: what ya gonna do, give me a ticket?:violin:

[scumdog]

Yeah.:headbang::headbang: what ya gonna do, give me a ticket?:violin:

'A' ticket?

Do you know how many are in a book?

"Do you feel lucky punk, do you?"

[Robbo]

Hey SD, was that you that went past me the other day in your morris marina??:laugh::laugh:

[husaberg]

'A' ticket?

Do you know how many are in a book?

"Do you feel lucky punk, do you?"

Imagine getting lucky in Gore.......... although it is lambing season:bleh:

[scumdog]

Hey SD, was that you that went past me the other day in your morris marina??:laugh::laugh:

Nice try - but mines a lorry!:woohoo:

Ya don't think I could fit three old TVs into a car do ya?

[JATZ]

Nice try - but mines a lorry!:woohoo:

:facepalm:

[BuzzardNZ]

My rant... why did the 'I cheated' thread get dumped in PD ????

[Akzle]

Nice try - but mines a lorry!:woohoo:

Ya don't think I could fit three old TVs into a car do ya?

no good at tetris, huh?

[Scuba_Steve]

Not enough Vodka or Zumwohl in the house :mad:

[scumdog]

no good at tetris, huh?

I waste enough time on here without wasting more on dumb-arsed games...

[98tls]

Evening all:drinkup:Just got in from spending a couple of hours at a mates place who i havent seen for a few weeks,poor bugger has been down in Dunners hospital having 3 days of chemo (spelling?) after going to the doctor 3 weeks ago with a sore back only to end up being taken straight to Dunners hospital and told he has at worst 3 weeks to live:weird:at best 18 months...not wanting to put a downer on the thread but fuck me it was different for sure,Vic had a couple of bourbons i had many more out of awkwardness to be honest,hes a bloody good mate but i really didnt know how to deal with it made worse by the fact that he was as good as gold really,acceptance maybe i dunno i just feel fucking angry that its happened,anyways hug the ones you love and enjoy eh.

[Laava]

Just been thru something similar. Neighbour got sent home from hosp with 10 days to live and they were right. Makes you think.

[98tls]

Just been thru something similar. Neighbour got sent home from hosp with 10 days to live and they were right. Makes you think.

About it really mate,as i say give the ones you love a big hug..shit do it everyday and mean it.

[scumdog]

Makes you rethink your values eh?

Sorry to hear about your mate Mike, likewise Laava.

[98tls]

Makes you rethink your values eh?

Sorry to hear about your mate Mike, likewise Laava.

Cheers T,its not over till the fat lady blah blah blah so cross a couple of fingers for him eh hes really is a good bugger.

[Akzle]

Just been thru something similar. Neighbour got sent home from hosp with 10 days to live and they were right. Makes you think.

makes you think, fuken what, ya bullshit prick, your life aint gonna change a damn.

[unstuck]

'A' ticket?

Do you know how many are in a book?

"Do you feel lucky punk, do you?"

You would have to catch me first "piggy" . :shifty:

Having lost a couple of good mates this year, I can relate 98 and laava. Tough times. :love::love::love:

[Laava]

makes you think, fuken what, ya bullshit prick, your life aint gonna change a damn.

Yep makes me think. Esp that I don't care what spills out of the mouth of a hate filled fascist, white trash, sickness beneficiary eh Akzolph?

[Drew]

Yep makes me think. Esp that I don't care what spills out of the mouth of a hate filled fascist, white trash, sickness beneficiary eh Akzolph?

He's right though. Death makes everyone pause, but we're wired to forget it and move on.

[scumdog]

He's right though. Death makes everyone pause, but we're wired to forget it and move on.

Not me sonny - I've done a lot of shit after finding out life doesn't go on for ever, shit I wouldn't have given a stuff about doing prior to making that 'discovery'.

Yet to really get into my bucket list.

First challenge: Turn Akzle into a human....

[Drew]

Not me sonny - I've done a lot of shit after finding out life doesn't go on for ever, shit I wouldn't have given a stuff about doing prior to making that 'discovery'.

Yet to really get into my bucket list.

First challenge: Turn Akzle into a human....
Again, that's just how we cope. In an evolutionary sense, we're not meant to have long drawn out deaths. We're made to die off as we become weak and can't fight, hunt, build shelter.

Read the lyrics of 'A tout le monte' by Megadeth. Dave Mustain was obviously trying to rationalise morality at the time he wrote it.

[Akzle]

Yep makes me think. Esp that I don't care what spills out of the mouth of a hate filled fascist, white trash, sickness beneficiary eh Akzolph?
lulz. how many times can you be wrong in one sentence.... i count 5.

Not me sonny - I've done a lot of shit after finding out life doesn't go on for ever, shit I wouldn't have given a stuff about doing prior to making that 'discovery'.

the human species has only one instinct: to survive.
and only one guarantee: we wont.

[Drew]

the human species has only one instinct: to survive.
and only one guarantee: we wont.A guy once told me a truth, that I struggled to deal with at the time. Humans are motivated by two things. Greed, and sex.

Pragmatism at it's coldest right there.

[scumdog]

A guy once told me a truth, that I struggled to deal with at the time. Humans are motivated by two things. Greed, and sex.

Pragmatism at it's coldest right there.

I'm almost too old for both:lol:

So what keeps me going?:confused:


Probably hate of my fellow man, nobody mentioned hate...;)

[Drew]

I'm almost too old for both:lol:

So what keeps me going?:confused:


Probably hate of my fellow man, nobody mentioned hate...;)Greed can mean a few things. Desire or want for example. As soon as you no longer want anything or anyone, you've given up I reckon.

[FJRider]

I'm almost too old for both:lol:

So what keeps me going?:confused:


Probably hate of my fellow man, nobody mentioned hate...;)



The intent of getting revenge (or sex) ... is a good motivator ... :shutup:

[Laava]

He's right though. Death makes everyone pause, but we're wired to forget it and move on.

No, he's not right. The thing is, he doesn't know me. He has no idea what We have been through over the last 18 months and that in fact our lives have changed a lot as a result. For instance, we now spend a lot more time travelling to visit friends and relatives both in NZ and overseas. Not motivated by lust or greed either in this case

[dangerous]

I put up a post of racism and shit flicking... once... once apon a time on KB I would have been condemed for... yet no one noticed... fuck is this place turning into

[husaberg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZMQ0OKVO80

[scumdog]

I put up a post of racism and shit flicking... once... once apon a time on KB I would have been condemed for... yet no one noticed... fuck is this place turning into

It's just we're used to your ranting ya ginga faggot, be more original!:bleh:

[unstuck]

It's just we're used to your ranting ya ginga faggot, be more original!:bleh:

Bet he's not getting paid to rummage around in peoples underwear drawers though.:whistle:
Or pocketing the occasional bud to take home for sexual enhancement purposes.:shifty:

[scumdog]

Bet he's not getting paid to rummage around in peoples underwear drawers though.:whistle:
Or pocketing the occasional bud to take home for sexual enhancement purposes.:shifty:



I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.:bleh:

And unlike some I don't need to pocket no effing bud 'for sexual enhancement purposes' :blah:
(Although in your case if you happened to have a preference for sheep you might just need it...)

[unstuck]

I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.:bleh:

And unlike some I don't need to pocket no effing bud 'for sexual enhancement purposes' :blah:
(Although in your case if you happened to have a preference for sheep you might just need it...)

What!! Cant get it up?
I think you are confusing me with that sheepshagger from central Kiwicowboy.:2thumbsup

[oldrider]

I rummage around in my wifes underwear in my OWN time thank you very much.:bleh:

Well now gotta admit --- that sounds like fun! :wings:

[husaberg]

Well now gotta admit --- that sounds like fun! :wings:

Don't waste ya time oldie, scummys misses has only utilitarian underwear, his neighbours however is far more racy.............

[Akzle]

I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.:bleh:

And unlike some I don't need to pocket no effing bud 'for sexual enhancement purposes' :blah:
(Although in your case if you happened to have a preference for sheep you might just need it...)

me too :2thumbsup:

[Akzle]

I rummage around in my wifes underwear drawers in my OWN time thank you very much.:bleh:


me too :2thumbsup:

[unstuck]

me too :2thumbsup:

You're stuttering again, here have a toke.......:doobey:

[Geeen]

Sara Bareilles Video

I had to buy my over-exited Wife tickets to see her in Aucks next month

[husaberg]

I had to buy my over-exited Wife tickets to see her in Aucks next month

Great pipes and a foul mouth, sounds like the idea women (MINE ANYWAY)

[Scuba_Steve]

Too cold for people to rant tonight???
Too fucking cold for me anyways, I'll take 30º over this anyday

[BuzzardNZ]

You're stuttering again, here have a toke.......:doobey:

must take more than a few tokes 2 make those large girls look good ;) Mind you, best root I ever had was from a non model like looking bitch :eek:

[Kornholio]

must take more than a few tokes 2 make those large girls look good ;) Mind you, best root I ever had was from a non model like looking bitch :eek:

Tokes don't make em look better... Beers, bourbons any alcohol.... Weed just makes them look like Gollum :/

[Berries]

Too cold for people to rant tonight???
Too fucking cold for me anyways, I'll take 30º over this anyday
Rearrange these two words - cock soft.

[unstuck]

Rearrange these two words - cock soft.

Mine must be jelly then, The whole week has been fucking miserable weather wise down here. Our highest temp was 6 for the week, I hate the cold. :bleh:
Was out with a bunch of old farts last night, sitting around talking about stationary engines.:Punk::Punk:

[Berries]

Come on, it's winter. It gets cold in winter. Whinging about the weather is supposedly an English trait but obviously not.

[Scuba_Steve]

Rearrange these two words - cock soft.

Yea it is at the moment which is another thing to rant about... Stupid marriages & their lack of giggity time!
Still doesn't change the fact it's cold tho... Might have to build me a sauna me thinks that'll produce a comfortable heat

[oldrider]

Mine must be jelly then, The whole week has been fucking miserable weather wise down here. Our highest temp was 6 for the week, I hate the cold. :bleh:
Was out with a bunch of old farts last night, sitting around talking about stationary engines.:Punk::Punk:

That subject will never get you anywhere! :no:

[unstuck]

That subject will never get you anywhere! :no:

Been putting together a 10hp International m series hit and miss engine this week and got it running today, what a beast.:eek:

I feel a sense of accomplishment, so that I see that as getting me somewhere. :niceone:

[dangerous]

Been putting together a 10hp International m series hit and miss engine this week and got it running today, what a beast.:eek:

I feel a sense of accomplishment, so that I see that as getting me somewhere. :niceone:

photos or it never hapened... sounds cool

[Scuba_Steve]

photos or it never hapened... sounds cool

^ Them da rulez of teh interwebs :yes:

[Moi]

Been putting together a 10hp International m series hit and miss engine this week and got it running today, what a beast.:eek:

I feel a sense of accomplishment, so that I see that as getting me somewhere. :niceone:

It sure will... if the stationary is mounted on a wheeled trolley you need it well chocked when running or it can move off by itself... :laugh:

There's something special about stationary "gas" engines...

a big Tangye can be spectacular - yeah, they may be steam powered but they are still a stationary engine... something about large beam engines as well...

[dangerous]

There's something special about stationary "gas" engines... Amen there is...

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[JATZ]

Moar important than stationary engines/ Ebola and who will win the election......
Motel room coffee... why is it almost always CRAP ? Maybe we need a revolution, or make it a party policy to straighten things out ?
Grrrrrrrr


(Posted from a motel room in cheviot :D)

[dangerous]

[QUOTE=dangerous;1130760657]Amen there is...
then again ya cant beat a radial sleeve
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[scumdog]

Missed out on the Friday night rant 'cos I had to Serve & Protect all you whining tax-payers. Bitches!

[Kickaha]

Missed out on the Friday night rant 'cos I had to Serve & Protect all you whining tax-payers. Bitches!

It is "Protect and Serve" and only applies if you are LAPD, what the fuck do they teach you in cop school nowdays

[scumdog]

It is "Protect and Serve" and only applies if you are LAPD, what the fuck do they teach you in cop school nowdays

Assume the position, and keep you hands where I can see them, perp!:msn-wink:

[Robbo]

Scummy in action last night..:rolleyes:

[Woodman]

Moar important than stationary engines/ Ebola and who will win the election......
Motel room coffee... why is it almost always CRAP ? Maybe we need a revolution, or make it a party policy to straighten things out ?
Grrrrrrrr


(Posted from a motel room in cheviot :D)


Look in the back of the cupboard, their should be a plunger there somewhere?

[scumdog]

Scummy in action last night..:rolleyes:

unstuck has that number plate?

AND pony-tail?:blink:

[Robbo]

unstuck has that number plate?

AND pony-tail?:blink:

HeeHee, just waiting for his reply:niceone:

[Moi]

Moar important than stationary engines/ Ebola and who will win the election......
Motel room coffee... why is it almost always CRAP ? Maybe we need a revolution, or make it a party policy to straighten things out ?
Grrrrrrrr


(Posted from a motel room in cheviot :D)

When you are a more seasoned traveller... take own plunger and ground coffee... or if space is a premium - coffee bags...

[Moi]

Scummy in action last night..:rolleyes:

Jeez Wayne... must have been a really, really busy night in the Riviera of the South...

[scumdog]

Jeez Wayne... must have been a really, really busy night in the Riviera of the South...

Hectic!

Bloody hectic it was!:sweatdrop:sweatdrop

[husaberg]

Hectic!

Bloody hectic it was!:sweatdrop:sweatdrop

it would be nearly lambing time, so he would be on the bestiality beat down their.....esp as its been a lil cold:msn-wink:

[Moi]

Hectic!

Bloody hectic it was!:sweatdrop:sweatdrop

Tell you what! Have a cuppa and wee lie down... you'll be OK in the morning...

[98tls]

it would be nearly lambing time, so he would be on the bestiality beat down their.....esp as its been a lil cold:msn-wink:

Nay hes probably not to bothered about some drunk messing with a wee bobbie far better that than a shift in Mangere:niceone:

[Berries]

it would be nearly lambing time, so he would be on the bestiality beat down their.....esp as its been a lil cold:msn-wink:
Nearly? Have buried four ewes this week so plenty of lambs looking for a home.



No tongues but.

[unstuck]

Scummy in action last night..:rolleyes:

Im too sexy for that car.:Punk::Punk:

[unstuck]

Nearly? Have buried four ewes this week so plenty of lambs looking for a home.



No tongues but.

That so they cannot talk about the abuse they have received. :msn-wink:

[JATZ]

Look in the back of the cupboard, their should be a plunger there somewhere?
Not in this place there wasn't :mad:


When you are a more seasoned traveller... take own plunger and ground coffee... or if space is a premium - coffee bags...

I guess I'll just have to travel more then..... Obviously I'm lacking experience :whistle:

[Moi]

I guess I'll just have to travel more then..... Obviously I'm lacking experience :whistle:

Having enjoyed your previous posts about your wanderings about the country, I'm glad you liked my bit of tongue-in-cheek commentary...

Seriously though, I can't drink instant / freeze-dried coffee - does bad things to me - but proper coffee is fine, so either take plunger and ground coffee if travelling by car or coffee bags or "rounds" for plungers when space is at a premium when on two-wheels.

[JATZ]

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Just sayin :whistle:

I dont have a rant :mad: Life is great

[husaberg]

...................

I generally describe it as Jerry springer crossed with Shortland Street
Only funnier.........

[Drew]

My boss is a cunt. But he might not be as bad as I thought. Turns out my contracts supivisor is lying to him and making me look worse (if that's possible).

Screeming match with boss last night. Explained a few things he had been silently (you might expect it doesn't go well to go off at me) stewing about. At which point he went quiet.

Turns out it's work, or the bullshit organisation thereof triggering my panic attacks. That fucks me off, because I hate what I do and it effects me to the point of being fucking medicated.

Anyhoo. I haven't been drinking, so it's not my best work.

[husaberg]

My boss is a cunt. But he might not be as bad as I thought. Turns out my contracts supivisor is lying to him and making me look worse (if that's possible).

Screeming match with boss last night. Explained a few things he had been silently (you might expect it doesn't go well to go off at me) stewing about. At which point he went quiet.

Turns out it's work, or the bullshit organisation thereof triggering my panic attacks. That fucks me off, because I hate what I do and it effects me to the point of being fucking medicated.

Anyhoo. I haven't been drinking, so it's not my best work.

It did contain the obligatory use of the word CUNT though......

[Scuba_Steve]

Man seems everyones work is more exciting than mine... Or maybee it's just my boss is the kind of bitch you just can't be arsed with so I don't & just continue to search for a new job knowing that place is going to shit the instance I walk out that door

[dangerous]

Ok my work... well to day I walked out on a client cos she blamed my white arse for the quake cos my people built a city on tarpu land for her fat arse to live in smoke her entire WINZ weekly allowence on and... yet all I wanted to do was increase the value of her property by 50% for farking FREE... shit dont get me started

[ellipsis]

... shit dont get me started



...ok...







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[ellipsis]

...oh yeah , my boss is a cunt...serves me right for being self employed...

[Drew]

...oh yeah , my boss is a cunt...serves me right for being self employed...

So am I. But I still work for people.