Friday Night Rants?

[scumdog]

So what happened?

Yonk ago there used to be a ritual where KBers got home, had a bevvy (or toke for some...) and let rip about what is/was wrong with the world, about how some members were wankers, dealers ripped you off, roads were shit and all cops were bastards...

Now we seem to have a bunch of pussies whinging about jack-shit, idiots who have never been there-done that, Johnny-come-latelies.

Bring back Whinger and R1 Aaron etc even IdolX3...THEY knew how to rant:crazy:

[Big Dog]

So what happened?

Yonk ago there used to be a ritual where KBers got home, had a bevvy (or toke for some...) and let rip about what is/was wrong with the world, about how some members were wankers, dealers ripped you off, roads were shit and all cops were bastards...

Now we seem to have a bunch of pussies whinging about jack-shit, idiots who have never been there-done that, Johnny-come-latelies.

Bring back Whinger and R1 Aaron etc even IdolX3...THEY knew how to rant:crazy:

Perhaps you could show us the way?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[scumdog]

Perhaps you could show us the way?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Dunno BD - you don't fit into the catagory of 'rant target'

But we seem to have a lot of try-hard IdolX3 popping up.

[98tls]

Reminds me of this...no idea why.http://youtu.be/vm-ySQdxG-c

[scumdog]

Reminds me of this...no idea why.http://youtu.be/vm-ySQdxG-c

You were one of the early days ranters Mike - and Dangerous, Mr Sensible, etc

[GTRMAN]

Best description ever....

"Tell me what makes you so angry you could just shit scissors"

[husaberg]

Drew can do a good tanty he's having a handbag war with motodyemyhair at the moment:whistle:
My money's on the uglier one:scratch:

[Kornholio]

So what happened?

Yonk ago there used to be a ritual where KBers got home, had a bevvy (or toke for some...) and let rip about what is/was wrong with the world, about how some members were wankers, dealers ripped you off, roads were shit and all cops were bastards...

Now we seem to have a bunch of pussies whinging about jack-shit, idiots who have never been there-done that, Johnny-come-latelies.

Bring back Whinger and R1 Aaron etc even IdolX3...THEY knew how to rant:crazy:

I think it got too popular and pretty much imploded... RIP KB

[AllanB]

A bunch of pussies. A group of pussies. A gang of pussies. A flock of pussies. Hmmm either way the images is .....amusing.


I'd have a rant about work, but I came home and drunk so much I don't give a ......

Maybe next Friday.

[ducatilover]

I lost my handbag.

[unstuck]

Fuckwits.........the lot of ya.

[Kickaha]

Fuckwits.........the lot of ya.

Couild be worse, we could be fuckwits AND live in Gay ol Gore :bleh:

[Laava]

all cops were bastards...:

dude, chill out. Seriously.
That Rastus gave me plastic doofer for my stand.

[willytheekid]

...Usually far to busy stealing handbags:whistle:

And besides, every time we try to have a rant!.....one of you fuckers brings "facts" and "reason" into the mix :facepalm:
seriously...WTF?

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!

http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Out-of-my-way-I-have-to-save-the-internet.jpeg&size=400x1000

[unstuck]

Couild be worse, we could be fuckwits AND live in Gay ol Gore :bleh:

Nope, that takes a special kind of a fuckwit.:2thumbsup

[R650R]

People can't wait till Friday anymore, poor manners, like opening the first can before your mates get there.
By the time Friday rolls on its all done and dusted...

[SVboy]

Even that fucktard axle has become more moderate and reasoned on occasion. Where's the fun in that....

[blue rider]

Even that fucktard axle has become more moderate and reasoned on occasion. Where's the fun in that....
http://img.pandawhale.com/82161-cat-carrying-kitten-gif-thats-DLpy.gif

[husaberg]

Even that fucktard axle has become more moderate and reasoned on occasion. Where's the fun in that....

That's total bullshit(don't get me wrong he is still a fucktard) is just you have become more or less immune to his fucktardness...........

[Akzle]

That's total bullshit(don't get me wrong he is still a fucktard) is just you have become more or less immune to his fucktardness...........

:not::not:
high praise from the grand master of fucktardery.

[MIXONE]

I think part of the trouble is Scummy, that many new kb'ers are put off by some of the more "senior" members who can come across as GOCs (Grumpy Old Cunts) and get too scared to post anything to out there for fear of being scorned on te interweb.

[Berries]

I think part of the trouble is Scummy
No point beating around the bush.

[husaberg]

when farkardardis forgets (yet again) he on the ignore list and quotes you.......... priceless...............

[Crasherfromwayback]

I think part of the trouble is Scummy, that many new kb'ers are put off by some of the more "senior" members who can come across as GOCs (Grumpy Old Cunts) and get too scared to post anything to out there for fear of being scorned on te interweb.

Fucking pussy arsed muthafuckers. Turn up like I did with all guns blazing. Then dig ya toes in. Cunts.

[GTRMAN]

Fucking pussy arsed muthafuckers. Turn up like I did with all guns blazing. Then dig ya toes in. Cunts.

Tourettes is a terrible affliction to live with huh Pete.....ARSE :eek5:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Tourettes is a terrible affliction to live with huh Pete.....ARSE :eek5:

I've lived with worse!

[Swoop]

Paint my fence you cunts!

[kiwi cowboy]

Nope, that takes a spethial kind of a fuckwit.:2thumbsup

Fixed for ya:nya:

[unstuck]

Fixed for ya:nya:

Fuck off sheep shagger :Playnice:

[Mental Trousers]

All of the old timers were lots of fun and added character to the place. Unfortunately, in the end they would go too far - threatening people with screw driver stabbings irl, fucking with someones insurance claim, beating the snot out of the missus then bailing to a different country etc.

These days everyone is too damn scared of upsetting someone.

[AllanB]

Hmmmm that image of the cyclists getting taken out is how I feel about some of those licorice all-sort Lycra wearing fuckwads in Christchruch.

Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.

Then they take their sweaty arses and overpriced carbon encrusted push-bikes to a decent cafe and sit there with their ball sacks and sausage exposed to young children through the micro thin lycra. Fucking pedo tendencies all of them. And they only order a water or maybe one coffee then massage it for the next hour taking up valuable cafe real estate. I'd ban the cunts if I owned a cafe. Feck I'd encourage motorcyclists - in my experience they consume a fair bit of good old grub and caffeine when parked up.

[scumdog]

Hmmmm that image of the cyclists getting taken out is how I feel about some of those licorice all-sort Lycra wearing fuckwads in Christchruch.

Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.

Then they take their sweaty arses and overpriced carbon encrusted push-bikes to a decent cafe and sit there with their ball sacks and sausage exposed to young children through the micro thin lycra. Fucking pedo tendencies all of them. And they only order a water or maybe one coffee then massage it for the next hour taking up valuable cafe real estate. I'd ban the cunts if I owned a cafe. Feck I'd encourage motorcyclists - in my experience they consume a fair bit of good old grub and caffeine when parked up.


Top rant!:2thumbsup

A shame it's now Saturday...

[Laava]

Keep the fuckin noise down you cunts, tryin to watch the ruggers on peasant television!

[FJRider]

Couild be worse, we could be fuckwits AND live in Gay ol Gore :bleh:

God forbid .. what could be worse ... :weep:

[scumdog]

Keep the fuckin noise down you cunts, tryin to watch the ruggers on peasant television!

So'mI, -multi-tasking and all that.

[Kickaha]

Keep the fuckin noise down you cunts, tryin to watch the ruggers on peasant television!

Why bother it's not as though it's a real sport

[FJRider]

So'mI, -multi-tasking and all that.

Eating ... drinking ... AND watching TV ... :lol:

All that Police training is paying off at last ... :killingme

[pritch]

Fucking pedo tendencies all of them.

You can rubbish pedos, but at least they slow down when they're driving through a school zone. :whistle:

[Mental Trousers]

Why bother it's not as though it's a real sport

At least they get sponsors with money :pinch:

[george formby]

I'm working in the kitchen with an Aussie at the moment. Now, he really knows how to rant. It's that good I'm thinking of taking a holiday to the vacant continent.

#1 tonight was the soccer world cup, whatever that is. Things like, how can you spend a whole afternoon watching a load of hair models try to score a couple of points? How come when they get tapped on the leg they hold there heads & cry? Why, after proving that they are not even worthy of being called a pussy, do they go out to the pub & start fights after the match?

#2 Compliments to the chef... WTF is up with that? You enjoyed your scran, ogled the waitress, made a mess all over the table & floor & are too tight to leave a tip. But. You rock up to the kitchen & CTTC. Nothing original to say? Even, "that was exceptionally good lettuce" would be nice. Do you say "compliments to the plumber, mechanic, check out assistant, gynecologist... No. Fuck, we can't drink inane compliments. Sort it out.

#3 This has ripped my nightie for years. The worthiest rant of the evening. Stickers on fruit. Absolute cock. Whoever thought the idea up & all the perpetrators should be sodomised with pineapples. Frozen, icy pineapples. You only ever see the little fuckers when they have been sliced 9 times. On the odd occasion you do spot a whole one it's impossible to remove it without mutilating the over ripe fruit making it bloody useless to garnish the CTTC's dessert. Bastard things.

I feel better now. Good thread.

[unstuck]

Top rant!:2thumbsup

A shame it's now Saturday...

Sunday now, but still a top rant. Who won the rugby? :yawn:

[Akzle]

when farkardardis forgets (yet again) he on the ignore list and quotes you.......... priceless...............

when he doesnt quote you, but has read the post and is responding to it...
Youre such a douche.

[husaberg]

yes, the dress does make you look fat, but what does that have to do with this thread, please keep it on subject............

[Ribit]

Well KB could do with a bit of a spruce up in a few other places too.
The home page events are wayyyy out of date.
Id like to see an nz map on KB that people could update info about roads and review places theyve been to, to create an easily accessable database about biking in NZ

[blue rider]

..........................

Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.

..............

actually i find that really they ride their bikes the same way they ride their family movers and mini humvees....without any consideration about anything or anyone.

does not matter if they are on a bike or in a car......sorry mate i did not see ya, is all they will say, unless its them they get knocked off.

disclaimer, i used to cycle everywhere while living in europe, never wore a helmet and I can't actually remember falling of a bike. But the geezers that call themselves cyclist here in NZ? OMfnG.

[Mental Trousers]

The home page events are wayyyy out of date.

Come up with stuff to post on the front page. That's the problem, nobody is telling us of posts to put on there


Id like to see an nz map on KB that people could update info about roads and review places theyve been to, to create an easily accessable database about biking in NZ

It's called the Wiki. It's in menu bar at the top of the page between Bike Trader and Blogs.

[husaberg]

No need to get caty about it Mental:shutup:
it does look a bit dated, though its easy to use and plenty of paths to follow

[Mental Trousers]

No need to get caty about it Mental:shutup:
it does look a bit dated, though its easy to use and plenty of paths to follow

I don't know Caty, I think you want catty. That was not catty, that was saying the same things I end up having to say around here over and over again, but with a lack of smileys.

[husaberg]

I don't know Caty, I think you want catty. That was not catty, that was saying the same things I end up having to say around here over and over again, but with a lack of smileys.
Listen Chief...........:lol:
think about it for a minute;)

[Drew]

fucking with someones insurance FRAUD
Fixed that for ya.

[caspernz]

Judging by the recent cluster of whiney posts, plenty of guys are wearing their girlfriends' underwear...:wacko:

[Akzle]

Judging by the recent cluster of whiney posts, plenty of guys are wearing their girlfriends' underwear...:wacko:

nothing quite like silk against shaved balls man....

[Ribit]

It's called the Wiki. It's in menu bar at the top of the page between Bike Trader and Blogs.

Haha typical. Think ive come up with a good idea when really its all been done before...

[george formby]

Judging by the recent cluster of whiney posts, plenty of guys are wearing their girlfriends' underwear...:wacko:


I have never posted on KB wearing my girlfriends underwear. But I may in the future now that you metion it. I've worn her little black ones with the pink lace trim to work a couple of times. Lovely fabric.

[FJRider]

nothing quite like silk against shaved balls man....

Your girlfriend shaves her balls .. ?? or do you .. ?? :whistle:

[Akzle]

Your girlfriend shaves her balls .. ?? or do you .. ?? :whistle:

she shaves mine :yes:

(yeah, right!
fuken wouldnt trust the bitch with a knife near my plums)

[Robbo]

I have never posted on KB wearing my girlfriends underwear. But I may in the future now that you metion it. I've worn her little black ones with the pink lace trim to work a couple of times. Lovely fabric.

Are these them? You must have taken them off and left them in the kitchen last night. :lol::lol::lol:

[Mental Trousers]

As if Akzle wears his girlfriends undies. He'd buy his own frilly panties.

[husaberg]

As if Akzle wears his girlfriends undies. He'd buy his own frilly panties.
As if axele has a human girlfriend..........steer clear of the subject ewe know what I mean:whistle:

[Akzle]

Are these them? You must have taken them off and left them in the kitchen last night. :lol::lol::lol:

sorry. Theres just something so satisfying about cooking bacon wearing only a hat.

...Your wife says hi, btw.


And youre probably going to want to throw out that tub of 'strawberry yoghurt'

:rofl:

[Akzle]

As if Akzle wears his girlfriends undies. He'd buy his own frilly panties.

you promised you'd still respect me in the morning! And said you wouldnt tell

[SVboy]

you promised you'd still respect me in the morning! And said you wouldnt tell

Talking to your hand again axle?

[Akzle]

Talking to your hand again axle?

no, trading lulz with chief kb git.
Im not surprised it went over your head.

[scumdog]

no, trading lulz with chief kb git.
Im not surprised it went over your head.

Hahaha, you said 'head'!:lol::lol:

[SVboy]

no, trading lulz with chief kb git.
Im not surprised it went over your head.

So, talking to yourself, just like I said.

[husaberg]

So, talking to yourself, just like I said.

He has too his misses only speaks ovine...............

[caspernz]

nothing quite like silk against shaved balls man....

Shaved? Waxed is much nicer...:wacko:

And yes silk is nice, but not in a French cut, way too breezy isn't it?

[Akzle]

Shaved? Waxed is much nicer...:wacko:

And yes silk is nice, but not in a French cut, way too breezy isn't it?

i have experienced wax.
Would i submit my nuggets to that?
Absolutely not. Youd be fuken mad.
My razor is very, very sharp.

[unstuck]

When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.:devil2:

[Akzle]

When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.:devil2:

yes, but whose g-string were you wearing?

[JimO]

When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.:devil2:
was this the nurse297907

[caspernz]

i have experienced wax.
Would i submit my nuggets to that?
Absolutely not. Youd be fuken mad.
My razor is very, very sharp.

Oh c'mon now, in the right circumstances you'd love a bit of waxing...and hey, it's not as if I volunteered for it :sweatdrop...the things you have to do to be allowed to buy a Honda :wacko:

[unstuck]

was this the nurse

Had more facial hair I think.:crazy:

[mashman]

When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.:devil2:

They say that to all the boys... although I explained that I wasn't letting the missus anywhere near my bollocks with a razor and did it myself.

[Drew]

Wax, shave, doesn't matter. Still itchy and fucken annoying as it grows back.

[AllanB]

Darn, Mrs B made me shave my own pre vasectomy :( The nurse did laugh as apparently I had tidied up way above the minimum requirement :banana:

[scumdog]

Wax, shave, doesn't matter. Still itchy and fucken annoying as it grows back.
Like a porcupine fish between yer legs!:crazy:

[Robbo]

Like a porcupine fish between yer legs!:crazy:

Geeze SD, just what do you guys down in the deep south get up to that you know what a porcupine fish between the legs is like?? :crazy::crazy:

[scumdog]

Geeze SD, just what do you guys down in the deep south get up to that you know what a porcupine fish between the legs is like?? :crazy::crazy:

C,mom, we ALL know what a porcupine fish between the legs feels like, eh? eh?;)

[Berries]

They've got legs?

[Big Dog]

They've got legs?

She knows how to use them.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[scumdog]

She knows how to use them.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

As she steps out of the hot-rod coupe...

[unstuck]

As she steps out of the hot-rod coupe...

The Eliminator, same name as the album. 1933 Ford. Very nice, One of Boyd Coddingtons creations I believe.:2thumbsup

[husaberg]

As she steps out of the hot-rod coupe...

She like the beard it gives her something to hold onto......... Woof

[MisterD]

One of Boyd Coddingtons creations I believe.:2thumbsup

Nope, Don Thelan. Boyd Coddington did CadZZilla.

[unstuck]

Nope, Don Thelan. Boyd Coddington did CadZZilla.

I stand corrected sir.:not:
I knew Boyd was in there somewhere, bloody mispent youth. ;)

[scumdog]

I stand corrected sir.:not:
I knew Boyd was in there somewhere, bloody mispent youth. ;)

Met an ex-pat Kiwi in Lake Havasu city that had worked with a lot of the 'name' car builders - reckoned Boyd was a prat to work for and had too much ego.

[unstuck]

Met an ex-pat Kiwi in Lake Havasu city that had worked with a lot of the 'name' car builders - reckoned Boyd was a prat to work for and had too much ego.

I read something similar once, and he also took the credit for others work. But I weren't there, so it's just rumors.:shifty:

[Kickaha]

reckoned Boyd was a prat to work for and had too much ego.
There was a program on his workshop on Sky a while back, he came across as a prize cock

[98tls]

There was a program on his workshop on Sky a while back, he came across as a prize cock

:killingmeGet a chubby on did ya....

[Daffyd]

Nope, Don Thelan. Boyd Coddington did CadZZilla.

Isn't he the one that's married to the Barbie Doll? If so, there's a series on him on Discovery Turbo here. Yeah, pretty full of himself.

[scumdog]

It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

Or two.

[unstuck]

It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

Or two.

Should hook up and go do some laps G. Get uz a tinni and cruz out to da point oww.:shifty:

[Robbo]

It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

Or two.


Oh Shit!!!!:rolleyes:

[Drew]

It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

Or two.

Have at it then gnarled old dude. What's ground your gears this week?

I have been hampered at every fucken turn at work. Mechanical (air con) fucking me round, so I've got fuck all meters of ceiling up and get to invoice sweet fuck all!

[scumdog]

Have at it then gnarled old dude. What's ground your gears this week?

I have been hampered at every fucken turn at work. Mechanical (air con) fucking me round, so I've got fuck all meters of ceiling up and get to invoice sweet fuck all!


Them 'members of public' grind my gears - even worse than some KBers.

If I didn't need them for my job I'd frikkin nuke the lot of 'em, thievin' bloody twats and arseholes.

Cept the victims mind...

[unstuck]

bloody twats or arseholes.



Tough choice, tough choice.:scratch:

[Drew]

Them 'members of public' grind my gears - even worse than some KBers.

If I didn't need them for my job I'd frikkin nuke the lot of 'em, thievin' bloody twats and arseholes.

Cept the victims mind...I fucken hate thieves!


Tough choice, tough choice.:scratch:Nomination for post of the year!
Must spread...

[unstuck]

Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit. :Punk::Punk:

[Kickaha]

Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar
Should of had the right tool for the job then numptie, sounds like you shouldn't be allowed to use tools without supervision :bleh:

[Drew]

Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit. :Punk::Punk:

That's fucken unreal! Good effort young fella.

A mate cracked himself in the forehead with a hammer trying to get a dwang flush. Looked quite similar.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit. :Punk::Punk:

Looks like a huge nipple you cunt.

[Ocean1]

Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit. :Punk::Punk:

...Popeye?

[unstuck]

Looks like a huge nipple you cunt.

My missus reckoned it needed a nipple on it, so I could suck it better.:whistle:

[unstuck]

Should of had the right tool for the job then numptie, sounds like you shouldn't be allowed to use tools without supervision :bleh:

I did, a powerbar and a big fuck off pipe. Bastard.:angry:

[caseye]

Reckon that'll need a plaster! Noice picture though.
Suck it an see, probably don't need a nipple.
Scummy, bit like customers, who the fuck needs em?

[ellipsis]

...i was fucking angry and cursing and swearing about some shit a couple of hours ago...that was at work though...cant even remember what the fuck it was about, and I've only had two beers...never mind...glad thats your bones and not mine unstuck...

[unstuck]

...i was fucking angry and cursing and swearing about some shit a couple of hours ago...that was at work though...cant even remember what the fuck it was about, and I've only had two beers...never mind...glad thats your bones and not mine unstuck...

Meh, had worse resisting arrest.:devil2: They can make new bones now can't they.:2thumbsup

[scumdog]

They can make new bones now can't they.:2thumbsup

Not the way some of them holler, frikkin pussies!:whistle:

[scumdog]

Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit. :Punk::Punk:

There's some idjits whose head I'd like to make look like that!:lol:

[oldrider]

There's some idjits whose head I'd like to make look like that!:lol:

Carefull they will make you shave off your sideboards if you keep talking like that! :blink: PC cunts are everywhere today! :shifty: Loose lips sink ships! :psst:

[unstuck]

Meh, had worse resisting arrest.:devil2: .:2thumbsup

Scummy quote."There's some idjits whose head I'd like to make look like that!".


Have we met.:2thumbsup

[scumdog]

Scummy quote."There's some idjits whose head I'd like to make look like that!".


Have we met.:2thumbsup


If we had -you would know!!:lol::msn-wink:

[Erelyes]

7days pretty funny tonight, but is it just me, or was Josh stoned or something? :yawn:

[Big Dog]

Short and sweet: why the fuck are iPhones so shit at making calls. Phone. It's in the name. It is 5/6ths of the name. #whitboyproblems.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[98tls]

Looks like a huge nipple you cunt.

Tis Gore everything looks like a huge nipple.Where the fuck is everyone ive just got in...had this mad bint taxi driver drive the ute home and swear to god even the dog was shitting himself:eek5:bitch had no understanding of traction control,shame she was fat n ugly otherwise i would have proposed.

[BuzzardNZ]

can't decide if I like AC/DC High Voltage better or Black Sabbath war pigs at this point, thinking Black Sabbath right now!

[unstuck]

can't decide if I like AC/DC High Voltage better or Black Sabbath war pigs at this point, thinking Black Sabbath right now!

No contest, who the fuck are ac/dc. Wanker.:weird::msn-wink:

[ellipsis]

...what about this then?...a bit sick for the purists I bet...

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[Laava]

Good one ...

[imdying]

Looks like a huge nipple you boob.Fixed that for ya :laugh:

[unstuck]

Fixed that for ya :laugh:

I like boobies.:drool:

[ellipsis]

...oh yeah, just remembered what fucked me off yesterday...but it was only minor really, another rant about revenue gathering cunts...no point...who the fuck are AC/DC...this'll learn ya...

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[caspernz]

One of the funny things about doing nights on line haul trucking is you get to see all kinds of weird and wonderful shit that "normal people" get up to in the dark.

The AC/DC reference in an earlier post reminded me of having their "I've got big balls" cranked up while a boy racer kind of motorised shit box come screaming past me at an optimistic rate of knots...by the time we got to "Dirty deeds" I came upon the scene of him parked in the water table at an odd angle, and standing on the side of the road looking a lot less brave than earlier on. Yeah ok, it doesn't take much to amuse me, but the way some folks drive/ride is entertaining :innocent:

[husaberg]

Time to get this thread back on track.

pah nothing to rant about.
Other than the sociopathic bitch at work only got a slap on the wrist with a wet bus pass for.
Wilfully altering my work, and my timesheets so I was overbilling my time to a client.
Bitch never realised I was scanning them after the boss signed them.
there was a trail of information, She actually even twinked over them ..........
CEO actually asked why I would be upset about it:clap:

[Drew]

Time to get this thread back on track.

pah nothing to rant about.
Other than the sociopathic bitch at work only got a slap on the wrist with a wet bus pass for.
Wilfully altering my work, and my timesheets so I was overbilling my time to a client.
Bitch never realised I was scanning them after the boss signed them.
there was a trail of information, She actually even twinked over them ..........
CEO actually asked why I would be upset about it:clap:

Poor effort!

Oh shit, I got fuck all to rant about too. Work was fine this week, someone gave me a bike to race, my wife is fucken awesome, I got to give Shaun arseholes for...being Shaun, and we built a sweet as trailer for my scrambler.

Ummm, I FUCKEN HATE CYCLISTS! Yeah, that ought to do.

[scumdog]

Whiskymacs here - cheap blended whisky + Stones ginger wine!:banana:

(Compensates for dealing with ding-bat, numb-nuts and bozos all week)

[husaberg]

Whiskymacs here - cheap blended whisky + Stones ginger wine!:banana:

(Compensates for dealing with ding-bat, numb-nuts and bozos all week)
"The public" scumdog its called the public..........
Whats the worst excuse you ever heard for speeding and the best.


Poor effort!

Oh shit, I got fuck all to rant about too. Work was fine this week, someone gave me a bike to race, my wife is fucken awesome, I got to give Shaun arseholes for...being Shaun, and we built a sweet as trailer for my scrambler.

Ummm, I FUCKEN HATE CYCLISTS! Yeah, that ought to do.

Sorry cunt I should of mentioned she was a drunken slut which is likely her only redeeming quality (who cheats on her husband after 2 months of marriage) has been having an affair (in work time) with her friends and co-employees brother in law now for 14 months and is a piss poor employee in general?
Who all the while (because she thinks people are thick), likes to gush, to all and sundry, "how much she loves her husband and wants to have his children........."

[Drew]

"Why were you speeding"?

"My wife left me for a cop, I saw you and thought you were trying to give her back"!

[swarfie]

Whiskymacs here - cheap blended whisky + Stones ginger wine!:banana:

:woohoo:Yeah me too. They're my drink of choice, cept my whisky is home made. :woohoo:

[scumdog]

"The public" scumdog its called the public..........
Whats the worst excuse you ever heard for speeding and the best.



.......

Well one that comes to mind is: "Sorry, the fish'n'chips down my jacket steamed up my visor and I couldn't see my speedo properly"

From the man ridiing at 99kph in a 50 area...

[Drew]

cept my whisky is home made.And makes his nose and cheeks go all rosey after three or four of them.

[Drew]

Well one that comes to mind is: "Sorry, the fish'n'chips down my jacket steamed up my visor and I couldn't see my speedo properly"

From the man ridiing at 99kph in a 50 area...Seems legit. :cool:

[husaberg]

Well one that comes to mind is: "Sorry, the fish'n'chips down my jacket steamed up my visor and I couldn't see my speedo properly"From the man ridiing at 99kph in a 50 area...
plausible........
I almost crashed the berg cause I had a newspaper in my mouth once and it opened (Who seen that one coming)and covered my face..........(private road)

Ever let a bird off a ticket cause she cried and or had big knockers and flirted with you?


answer by pm if ness............

[swarfie]

And makes his nose and cheeks go all rosey after three or four of them.

Haha the way I make them, three or four of them and I can't stand up anymore :whistle:

[Drew]

Haha the way I make them, three or four of them and I can't stand up anymore :whistle:Thinking about it, I've only ever seen you have a couple, then you sorta fade away into obscurity till the next day.

[scumdog]

plausible........
I almost crashed the berg cause I had a newspaper in my mouth once and it opened (Who seen that one coming)and covered my face..........(private road)

Ever let a bird of cause she cried and or had big knockers and flirted with you?

One called me a fucking cunt once.

AND it was after I had just cut her a lot of slack, gratitude, where's it all gone:rolleyes:

I just about pissed myself laughing when she said it!:lol: (I'm a delicate sensitive type y'know...:msn-wink:)

[husaberg]

One called me a fucking cunt once.

AND it was after I had just cut her a lot of slack, gratitude, where's it all gone:rolleyes:

I just about pissed myself laughing when she said it!:lol: (I'm a delicate sensitive type y'know...:msn-wink:)

That's just foreplay down where I am from,mere durty talk.
Could it have have been Drews EX,

[Grumph]

Time to get this thread back on track.

pah nothing to rant about.
Other than the sociopathic bitch at work only got a slap on the wrist with a wet bus pass for.
Wilfully altering my work, and my timesheets so I was overbilling my time to a client.
Bitch never realised I was scanning them after the boss signed them.
there was a trail of information, She actually even twinked over them ..........
CEO actually asked why I would be upset about it:clap:

If she's that blatant, I'd lay good odds she's tweaking invoices for payment too. I've seen it before.
Lets see her laugh off a fraud or theft charge....
If you're on good terms with a supplier, follow one of their invoices through the system and see if it's overpaid or altered.

[Drew]

Could have been Drews EX,Doubt it, nut case only got mouthy behind people's backs.

[Swoop]

(Compensates for dealing with ding-bat, numb-nuts and bozos all week)
FFS!!

Get out of the office and deal with some member's of the public once in a while then!

[husaberg]

If she's that blatant, I'd lay good odds she's tweaking invoices for payment too. I've seen it before.
Lets see her laugh off a fraud or theft charge....
If you're on good terms with a supplier, follow one of their invoices through the system and see if it's overpaid or altered.

Beyond blatent, they have removed her from timesheets and on to invoicing full time now lol.
I can say for sure she has been fiddling the timesheets for others to match her boyfriends.(which is kind of clever)
I can't figure out the rest but I think she was doing a rout with the hire of plant.
I guess the partys over for her now, if shes cunning, she will lay low, but the boyfriends kind of attached (lol)and has a big mouth likes to drink.and it is a small town. lol
I Can't tell the client, (because we basically have only one) and they just ditched 2 other suppliers for similar breach and I kinda want to keep my job for now.
When I blew the whistle they were upset at me?

[ellipsis]

...everything seems to have been running so smoothly for such an extended period, that it's making me nervous...maybe it's because I'm on tea and coffee for a month...

[unstuck]

Rav 4 s are cunts of things to do head gaskets on. Front wheel geometry and making jigs to weld up the frame for the trike is doing my fucking head in. And my VF would not start tonight, first time since the fuel pump fucked out about 6 yrs ago. Other than that, been a fuckin awesome day. And it's steak and blowjob day next week, so thats something to look forward to.:Punk::Punk:

[husaberg]

Doubt it, nut case only got mouthy behind people's backs.

guessing it didn't end amicably Drew.?
Tell us something she would like not said in public about her.......

[Drew]

guessing it didn't end amicably Drew.?
Tell us something she would like not said in public about her.......Ended alright. Didn't become a problem till I started shagging a young girl with big fake boobs that it got less than cordial.

Hmmm, something she wouldn't like being said in public....She's only barely (if at all) above average on a bike.

[scumdog]

Hmmm, something she wouldn't like being said in public....She's only barely (if at all) above average on a bike.

Oooh.. you can be SUCH cunt!!:girlfight:

[husaberg]

Ended alright. Didn't become a problem till I started shagging a young girl with big fake boobs that it got less than cordial.

Hmmm, something she wouldn't like being said in public....She's only barely (if at all) above average on a bike.

Now that is piss poor.......what have they done to you Drew
not even a "listen cunt"

[awayatc]

7days pretty funny tonight, but is it just me, or was Josh stoned or something? :yawn:


And it's steak and blowjob day next week, so thats something to look forward to.:Punk::Punk:

Which restaurant you go to....?

Lonestar didnt have that on the menu last time I was there..........

[unstuck]

Which restaurant you go to....?

Lonestar didnt have that on the menu last time I was there..........

Been with the same woman for 25-26 yrs and its my birthday next week, Im sure you can work out the rest.:msn-wink:

[Drew]

Oooh.. you can be SUCH cunt!!:girlfight:Of all the things I could have said to piss her off in an argument, when it came time to twist the knife after having gotten sick of it, that did the trick every time.

[Drew]

Now that is piss poor.......what have they done to you Drew
not even a "listen cunt"I'm on meds, so I'll blame them.


Been with the same woman for 25-26 yrs and its my birthday next week, Im sure you can work out the rest.:msn-wink:
I knew exactly what you were talking about, as soon as ya said it. LOL. Get mixed reaction when ya post "Yay for you. Steak and blowjob day" on people's face book wall.

[husaberg]

Been with the same woman for 25-26 yrs and its my birthday next week, Im sure you can work out the rest.:msn-wink:


I'm on meds, so I'll blame them.

I knew exactly what you were talking about, as soon as ya said it. LOL. Get mixed reaction when ya post "Yay for you. Steak and blowjob day" on people's face book wall.

Women who do that regularly, don't get cheated on, its a well known fact (cheated on physically at least, eye banging doesn't count) 18 years same chick.......

[scumdog]

Been with the same woman for 25-26 yrs and its my birthday next week, Im sure you can work out the rest.:msn-wink:


41 years here!:banana:

But with a 26 year gap in the middle, figure that one out!:scratch::scratch:

And not my birthday next week - but a happy one to you ya bogan punk cunt!!:lol:



On the JD&Coke now.!!

[unstuck]

41 years here!:banana:

But with a 26 year gap in the middle, figure that one out!:scratch::scratch:

And not my birthday next week - but a happy one to you ya bogan punk cunt!!:lol:



On the JD&Coke now.!!

High school sweet hearts???

[Kickaha]

Been with the same woman for 25-26 yrs and its my birthday next week, Im sure you can work out the rest.:msn-wink:

She's getting you a Hooker?

[unstuck]

She's getting you a Hooker?

Not in this fucken town she aint.:nono:

[scumdog]

High school sweet hearts???

Well SHE was only JUST out of high school !
Me? - I was just a horny freezing worker!:niceone:

[unstuck]

Well SHE was only JUST out of high school !
Me? - I was just a horny freezing worker!:niceone:

Your lucky she didn't have too many standards then.:bleh:

[scumdog]

Your lucky she didn't have too many standards then.:bleh:

Fuggup Dingus!:clap:

You remember Cavey, Marlo or any of them Goron petrolheads??

Or ya too fresh from nappies?

[unstuck]

Fuggup Dingus!:clap:

You remember Cavey, Marlo or any of them Goron petrolheads??

Or ya too fresh from nappies?

Only been here 20 yrs, Im an import remember. :devil2:

[awayatc]

Been with the same woman for 25-26 yrs and its my birthday next week, Im sure you can work out the rest.:msn-wink:



Happy birthday........

pleased to hear you dont have to blow your own candle ...

[kevfromcoro]

Havent had a root for ages..
Recone ya only get allowcated so many in a lifetime
And I have used all mine up

[unstuck]

Havent had a root for ages..
Recone ya only get allowcated so many in a lifetime
And I have used all mine up

Maybe your just no good at rooting, and word has spread. :whistle:

[kevfromcoro]

Maybe your just no good at rooting, and word has spread. :whistle:

Haha.. think you are right
Shagged a kiwi chick in Ozz. She fucked off and never saw her again

[husaberg]

Haha.. think you are right
Shagged a kiwi chick in Ozz. She fucked off and never saw her again

Sounds kind of ideal............

[unstuck]

Haha.. think you are right
Shagged a kiwi chick in Ozz. She fucked off and never saw her again

Use dynamica rope next time. That shit is stronger than wire rope, but much gentler on her skin.:shifty:

[awayatc]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

[unstuck]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

Kiwi foreplay...........Drink up.:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

Stupid Aussies......... why need they be awake when you start:rolleyes:

[Drew]

Stupid Aussies......... why need they be awake when you start:rolleyes:

Or finish.

My wife doesn't understand that I still have the occasional wank over my ex. But seriously, she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key to her place.

[husaberg]

Or finish.

My wife doesn't understand that I still have the occasional wank over my ex. But seriously, she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key to her place.

Nah I now insist they are awake at the end, I kinda like the sound effects........

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

More like "Don't scream or I'll stab you"

[husaberg]

More like "Don't scream or I'll stab you"

Gee Pete do some not drink the whole cup of coffee...............

[caspernz]

More like "Don't scream or I'll stab you"

Hang on, I thought Jimmy Carr was on the money when he hinted: "Let's not turn this rape into a murder..."

[husaberg]

.................................................. ..

[scumdog]

OK, so it's Saturday night - so sue me!

But I was bored ('er indoors orf ta bed, she's and early start for work tomorrow) and watching Heartland channel 'Country Calender' re-run from oh, the late 70's or so.

Two things I noticed: no fat bastards amongst the young ones featured

And not a mind-frying waste of time and dollars cell-phone in sight.

Makes you wonder how the young ones survived eh?<_<

[husaberg]

They should actually ban cellphones from a lot of workplaces, we have rulesesp in regards to safety but they are rarely followed they are a great distraction and time waster.....
One person at work I would estimate spends at least 2 hours per day on theirs ...........

[ellipsis]

...i had a bloke ask me for work, he lasted 15 minutes, the first five minutes were standing around like a dummy and then he had his phone out and fucked around on it for the remainder of his short employment history with me...

[scumdog]

'Somebody' needs to invent a cell-phone blocker that prevents anything other than 111 calls going out.

And stops all incoming calls/texts etc.

[oldrider]

They should actually ban cellphones from a lot of workplaces, we have rules esp in regards to safety but they are rarely followed they are a great distraction and time waster.....
One person at work I would estimate spends at least 2 hours per day on theirs ...........

And 2hrs on the internet and 2hrs on coffee 1hr on smoke breaks 1/2hr toilet breaks 1/2 hour chatting ... that covers appearance money then some work! :blip: maybe!

[Kornholio]

They should actually ban cellphones from a lot of workplaces, we have rulesesp in regards to safety but they are rarely followed they are a great distraction and time waster.....
One person at work I would estimate spends at least 2 hours per day on theirs ...........

Was it that bitch that's been diddling the books? :nono:

[unstuck]

Work, ha ha suckers. :killingme:killingme:killingme

[kevfromcoro]

Sounds kind of ideal............

How true,,
Bit like scruffing the ass off a hooker.
Ya don't pay for the pleasure of rooting them;
Pay for the pleasure of kicking them out the door when its over, :laugh:

[husaberg]

How true,,
Bit like scruffing the ass off a hooker.
Ya don't pay for the pleasure of rooting them;
Pay for the pleasure of kicking them out the door when its over, :laugh:

I are actually a bit more soft about the hookers.
I like to keep them close....... either in my boot of backyard:shifty:

[Robbo]

'Somebody' needs to invent a cell-phone blocker that prevents anything other than 111 calls going out.

And stops all incoming calls/texts etc.

One of these should do it:laugh:

[husaberg]

One of these should do it:laugh:

they do have cellphone jammers, you can buy them for the states they are illegal here other than for the prisons

[unstuck]

Im getting in early because I dont have to be anywhere till 10am.
Supermarket express lanes, every time I go to New World, there are no staff on the express lane, but always some dopey looking cow on the self serv lanes, and they always ask the same stupid question, Would you like to come into this lane please sir. My usual reply is, can the self service machine get me some smokes?, NO , didnt fucking think so, thats why I am standing in this lane you stupid woman. Why the fuck do they need someone standing in the self service lane anyway, it is self service after all. What the fuck is the world coming too. Fuck your raghead wars and bullshitting politicians, there are bigger things to worry about in the real world.:mad:

[willytheekid]

Im getting in early because I dont have to be anywhere till 10am.
Supermarket express lanes, every time I go to New World, there are no staff on the express lane, but always some dopey looking cow on the self serv lanes, and they always ask the same stupid question, Would you like to come into this lane please sir. My usual reply is, can the self service machine get me some smokes?, NO , didnt fucking think so, thats why I am standing in this lane you stupid woman. Why the fuck do they need someone standing in the self service lane anyway, it is self service after all. What the fuck is the world coming too. Fuck your raghead wars and bullshitting politicians, there are bigger things to worry about in the real world.:mad:

Yeah...gotta love self-service

http://i.imgur.com/hyBub81.jpg

:killingme

[Scuba_Steve]

'Somebody' needs to invent a cell-phone blocker that prevents anything other than 111 calls going out.

And stops all incoming calls/texts etc.

Yea they have that... Just remove your SIM card :p

[Drew]

Im getting in early because I dont have to be anywhere till 10am.
Supermarket express lanes, every time I go to New World, there are no staff on the express lane, but always some dopey looking cow on the self serv lanes, and they always ask the same stupid question, Would you like to come into this lane please sir. My usual reply is, can the self service machine get me some smokes?, NO , didnt fucking think so, thats why I am standing in this lane you stupid woman. Why the fuck do they need someone standing in the self service lane anyway, it is self service after all. What the fuck is the world coming too. Fuck your raghead wars and bullshitting politicians, there are bigger things to worry about in the real world.:mad:I'd hate to detract from your rant, but that dopey looking woman in the self service area will go get you smokes if you ask her. I get them to do it all the time.

[Edbear]

I'd hate to detract from your rant, but that dopey looking woman in the self service area will go get you smokes if you ask her. I get them to do it all the time.

You should quit smoking... :rolleyes:

[Akzle]

I'd hate to detract from your rant, but that dopey looking woman in the self service area will go get you smokes if you ask her. I get them to do it all the time.

and while they do, load up your cargo pants with bacon and milk.

[awayatc]

You should quit smoking... :rolleyes:

People still smoke......?

why...?

[husaberg]

Cause it pisses people off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

[Akzle]

People still smoke......?

why...?

to contribute to the bloated otherwise underfunded, ineffectual health system

[awayatc]

Just to cough up .......?

[unstuck]

I'd hate to detract from your rant, but that dopey looking woman in the self service area will go get you smokes if you ask her. I get them to do it all the time.

Not in this town, apparently they cannot leave the self service lane, even though the express lane is right next to it, they have to call some other employee to come all the way down the store just to do one little transaction. All the while Mrs/Miss self serve is standing there staring into space.
:weird::weird::weird:







Stupid humans, the aliens will get the lot of ya.:ar15:

[Drew]

Sucks more than I thought, to live in Gore. And I've spent time there!

[Maha]

So a plane gets shot from the sky and suddenly, people say that 'they could have been on that plane'' even though there was very little to no chance of that being a happening thing. You miss your flight, get put on another a day before the ill fated flight and make it safely home, how the hell could you have ever been on that plane?

And the people who 'like' any article on this unfolding story on fb? really? its about death and destruction, what's to 'like'?

[unstuck]

So a plane gets shot from the sky and suddenly, people say that 'they could have been on that plane'' even though there was very little to no chance of that being a happening thing. You miss your flight, get put on another a day before the ill fated flight and make it safely home, how the hell could you have ever been on that plane?

And the people who 'like' any article on this unfolding story on fb? really? its about death and destruction, what's to 'like'?

Like. :niceone:

[unstuck]

Sucks more than I thought, to live in Gore. And I've spent time there!


Gore is a great place to live, It is me that has the problem. :msn-wink:

[dangerous]

So what happened?

Yonk ago there used to be a ritual where KBers got home, had a bevvy (or toke for some...) and let rip about what is/was wrong with the world, about how some members were wankers, dealers ripped you off, roads were shit and all cops were bastards...

Now we seem to have a bunch of pussies whinging about jack-shit, idiots who have never been there-done that, Johnny-come-latelies.

Bring back Whinger and R1 Aaron etc even IdolX3...THEY knew how to rant:crazy:

Cops "were" fark man they still are you of all should know that, roads are mint everywere but chch, only dealer I deal with is a good c$%t Don at Pitlane MC Darfield... and Im sure there are still pleanty of waker members, shit ya can start with me...

On a new note, my Friday rant... cunts of chch... ya redeo there POS house that has had no maitaance for 30yrs, carpets are screwed mould grows like wild in the bathrooms, damage to walls from kids... ya add 150k to there property for FREE (well you, me our kids and there kids will be paying for it for ever) and they still have the ordasadity to complain about a defect in the paint... or the prick that was loaded to start with, brought a house that was poorley built, after earthquake it was rebuilt beter than it ever was... and they bitch about a spot of oil on their drive... cunts

[JATZ]

On the nooz tonight, Israel vs Palestine.....

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/seftons/tumblr_kvhkvwh5GB1qzf94so1_400.gif

Just sayin :whistle:

[98tls]

Sucks more than I thought, to live in Gore. And I've spent time there!

:lol:Having spent 7 years in Wellington i find that a bit rich D,what a fucking shithole though had some good riding if you were fortunate enough to not get blown off your bike getting to it.

[husaberg]

:lol:Having spent 7 years in Wellington i find that a bit rich D,what a fucking shithole though had some good riding if you were fortunate enough to not get blown off your bike getting to it.

Come on even the locals don't defend gorrrrrrrrrrrrrre

[98tls]

Come on even the locals don't defend gorrrrrrrrrrrrrre

:laugh:Hey i had a great time when i lived there when a young fella,cars as in real cars everywhere not to mention many of the owners actually knew there shit when it came to fucking about with them,piss ups were great punchups were awesome had money to burn courtesy of the freezing works and a spade was called a spade.:niceone:Life was good and having spent plenty of later years living in cities and now living in a small town again honestly can not understand how anyone could bear to live in any city you care to mention.Can still remember driving through Porirua (spelling)20 years ago thinking...to be honest i wont bother saying it.

[husaberg]

:laugh:Hey i had a great time when i lived there when a young fella,cars as in real cars everywhere not to mention many of the owners actually knew there shit when it came to fucking about with them,piss ups were great punchups were awesome had money to burn courtesy of the freezing works and a spade was called a spade.:niceone:Life was good and having spent plenty of later years living in cities and now living in a small town again honestly can not understand how anyone could bear to live in any city you care to mention.

closet city to me 300kms plus..........
There was a feuding in Gore, cause they are all kin folk.......... last time I was there wall to wall flannel even the gurls..........

[scumdog]

Sucks more than I thought, to live in Gore. And I've spent time there!

Aw, it ain't THAT bad 'cept for the slack-jawed mouthbreathing lackwitted improvident cretinous unwed mothers hanging around KFC smoking up a train and hollerin' "De-Shaquel ya shut your bloody mouth or you'll go back to your fuckin' fathers"

I left at that point...

[AllanB]

On the nooz tonight, Israel vs Palestine.....

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/seftons/tumblr_kvhkvwh5GB1qzf94so1_400.gif

Just sayin :whistle:

Yeah as un-PC as it it is admit it I agree. Thinking of it I am 49 and as long as I can remember that side of the planet have been killing each other. I'm immune to it now.

Oddly what does bug me the most is bloody American having a wank about anything global that they do not agree with - Russia and the Ukraine are a good example - frankly it is none of the USA business period. After all I think back to all the US interventions and involvement in other countries over my life and they learn what? Nothing, thousands die - Americans and whatever country they are 'helping' - pointless exercise.

I read a Si-fi book some years back - technology had developed to the point where universal travel was possible by worm-hole and terra forming of plants undertaken. Fairly standard Si-fi stuff, what I found interesting in the story was many planets were solely 'country' based - ie Israeli only planet, etc etc. Averted the wars and shit that go on now as they can live on their own world, shagging goats and stuff as they see fit.

[Woodman]

Speaking of queues, why the fuck do old people line up at the bank and use the teller to get $20 dollars out of their account, when their is a perfectly good ATM machine outside. Its not like its new technology, ATMs have been around for 30 odd years. They have had ample time to learn how to use them.:mad:

[dangerous]

:laugh:Hey i had a great time when i lived there when a young fella,cars as in real cars everywhere not to mention many of the owners actually knew there shit when it came to fucking about with them,piss ups were great punchups were awesome had money to burn courtesy of the freezing works and a spade was called a spadedidnt you find it odd tho that you screwed ya sister in the back of a real car while you talked shit you knew to ya brother as he was sucked by the sis as ya mum punched the shit out of ya old man as he boned a sheep that drank the piss you stole of the honkey that you beat with the spade... just saying :msn-wink: love ya 98... but not love Gore styles

[scumdog]

:laugh:Hey i had a great time when i lived there when a young fella,cars as in real cars everywhere not to mention many of the owners actually knew there shit when it came to fucking about with them,piss ups were great punchups were awesome had money to burn courtesy of the freezing works and a spade was called a spade.:niceone:Life was good and having spent plenty of later years living in cities and now living in a small town again honestly can not understand how anyone could bear to live in any city you care to mention.Can still remember driving through Porirua (spelling)20 years ago thinking...to be honest i wont bother saying it.


Sums up my experience Mike, I was pressy of Cobra Rodders back inte 70's and things were great, lotsa V8s and the sheailas beat the guys at boat-racing at the Rata Street hall!:laugh:

[98tls]

closet city to me 300kms plus..........
There was a feuding in Gore, cause they are all kin folk.......... last time I was there wall to wall flannel even the gurls..........

Kinda liked the flannel to be honest,far better than watching fattys all bound up in stuff that was meant to be worn by someone 1/2 there size and 2ft taller.Can always remeber that nightclub called "Arena" or similar seemed to be full of short fat greek tarts in black which went with the black hair all over there faces.Wellington eh..full of civil servants and shit weather.

[dangerous]

Aw, it ain't THAT bad 'cept for the slack-jawed mouthbreathing lackwitted improvident cretinous unwed mothers hanging around KFC smoking up a train and hollerin' "De-Shaquel ya shut your bloody mouth or you'll go back to your fuckin' fathers"

I left at that point...
and we now no him as 98...



I read a Si-fi book some years back - technology had developed to the point where universal travel was possible by worm-hole and terra forming of plants undertaken. Fairly standard Si-fi stuff, what I found interesting in the story was many planets were solely 'country' based - ie Israeli only planet, etc etc. Averted the wars and shit that go on now as they can live on their own world, shagging goats and stuff as they see fit.
Neil from the young ones comes to mind Allan... "heavy man"


Sums up my experience Mike, I was pressy of Cobra Rodders back inte 70's and things were great, lotsa V8s and the sheailas beat the guys at boat-racing at the Rata Street hall!:laugh:LMFAO... its all starting to make sence now, your 98's dad :killingme


ok I thought it was funny :(

[98tls]

didnt you find it odd tho that you screwed ya sister in the back of a real car while you talked shit you knew to ya brother as he was sucked by the sis as ya mum punched the shit out of ya old man as he boned a sheep that drank the piss you stole of the honkey that you beat with the spade... just saying :msn-wink: love ya 98... but not love Gore styles

Wasnt my sister mate was yours.:motu:;)

[98tls]

:msn-wink: love ya 98... but not love Gore styles

Your missing the point mate "styles" wtf is that bro...

[98tls]

LMFAO... its all starting to make sence now, your 98's dad :killingme


ok I thought it was funny :(

So did i fuck ya,spat out some bourbon.:Oi:

[husaberg]

Kinda liked the flannel to be honest,far better than watching fattys all bound up in stuff that was meant to be worn by someone 1/2 there size and 2ft taller.Can always remeber that nightclub called "Arena" or similar seemed to be full of short fat greek tarts in black which went with the black hair all over there faces.Wellington eh..full of civil servants and shit weather.

Its a rant thread remember....... the one think I like about Welly (other than it is on a different island) is the loads of girls-n-highheels:msn-wink:

[Woodman]

Your missing the point mate "styles" wtf is that bro...

Its like doggy styles, except you are related to the dog.

[scumdog]

Wasnt my sister mate was yours.:motu:;)

I thought ya said it was his mum - you know, tha big-arsed Maori sheila with one arm???

[dangerous]

So did i fuck ya,spat out some bourbon.:Oi: best thing you could do with that shit man, real whisky does not have a 'e' in it :Punk:


I thought ya said it was his mum - you know, tha big-arsed Maori sheila with one arm???
who pulled your farking chain :shifty:


Its like doggy styles, except you are related to the dog. yeah all right... one to you ok :motu:


fuck this and fuck you lot (not like that 98) im off ta bed... SD's post above got me all horny

[98tls]

I thought ya said it was his mum - you know, tha big-arsed Maori sheila with one arm???

Fucked if i know mate it was dark.Actually whilst we are on the subject of dark and Wellington there is indeed another thing i remember which is depending on the darkness theres a tendency for the really dark to have purple bits instead of the pink we are all accustomed to...anyone care to enlighten me?

[Mom]

Almost changed the shape of my car today when a person, who obviously needs to refresh their driving skills, attempted to squish into MY lane without indicating. I was so close to forging ahead, but my biker spidey sense kicked in. Bikes are easier to manoeuvre out of harms way BTW.

[98tls]

Almost changed the shape of my car today when a person, who obviously needs to refresh their driving skills, attempted to squish into MY lane without indicating. I was so close to forging ahead, but my biker spidey sense kicked in. Bikes are easier to manoeuvre out of harms way BTW.

Mom:shit:.......

[scumdog]

Fucked if i know mate it was dark.Actually whilst we are on the subject of dark and Wellington there is indeed another thing i remember which is depending on the darkness theres a tendency for the really dark to have purple bits instead of the pink we are all accustomed to...anyone care to enlighten me?

Hmm, never saw you as racist Mike - prefering pink to purple.....pussy is pussy after all!:Punk:

[98tls]

Hmm, never saw you as racist Mike - prefering pink to purple.....pussy is pussy after all!:Punk:

Na mate i could care less really just found it odd at the time,to be honest by the time i realized gravity took over and job was done.So far no ill effects noticed.

[husaberg]

Mom:shit:.......

Some mothers do have them...........

[Mom]

Mom:shit:.......

I know, what can I say...

I get to "drive" around a few kilometres block, a few times a week, that is all. I need to sell my Millie. I don't want to, but I never ride her, I wont get time to ride her inside the next 18 months :weep:

[scumdog]

Na mate i could care less really just found it odd at the time,to be honest by the time i realized gravity took over and job was done.So far no ill effects noticed.

Yer, gravity is a bitch at times!!:laugh:

[98tls]

Yer, gravity is a bitch at times!!:laugh:

Betcha a few Malaysian Airlines ticket holders share that sentiment.

[98tls]

I know, what can I say...

I get to "drive" around a few kilometres block, a few times a week, that is all. I need to sell my Millie. I don't want to, but I never ride her, I wont get time to ride her inside the next 18 months :weep:

Jesus that makes me think its time to sell the mrs...

[scumdog]

Betcha a few Malaysian Airlines ticket holders share that sentiment.

Cold, very cold!<_<

So what ya drinkin' tonight Mike???:msn-wink:

[dangerous]

Hmm, never saw you as racist Mike - prefering pink to purple.....pussy is pussy after all!:Punk:

LMFAO... FARK man, theres the thing aye, north a ashberton does have standards


hey anyway, all this talk a Gore, reminds me of the time I did the Hokanui moonshine rally... was at the pub chatting away and this guy says follow me out back bro... hey mint I thiught hes gona sort me a doobie or two, now as he took of his wool lined gumboots and put them next to a pair of valcro golves on the shelf we enterd a room, i noted a few floor boards missing as I was thinking WTF, he walks a cow in (for SD's sake it was a big black 3 legged one) ... needles to say I never did another moonshine rally...



So what ya drinkin' tonight Mike???:msn-wink:old age mate... he said bourbone whiskEy


right this time Im really off to the sack

[98tls]

Cold, very cold!<_<

So what ya drinkin' tonight Mike???:msn-wink:

Bit of a mixture to be honest mate,spent the day dropping a few old pines on the boundry fence at work (free firewood) then kicked off around 4.30 at mates house with a few beers and home brewed Kahlua (yea yea but wtf it was free)which was actually bloody nice then had to once again shell out $40 to get myself/dog and ute home safely..few coppers out up here tonight i did notice on the way home and currently back to good old Woodstock and shit cola.:niceone:

[dangerous]

Bit of a mixture to be honest mate,spent the day dropping a few old pines on the boundry fence at work (free firewood) then kicked off around 4.30 at mates house with a few beers and home brewed Kahlua (yea yea but wtf it was free)which was actually bloody nice then had to once again shell out $40 to get myself/dog and ute home safely..few coppers out up here tonight i did notice on the way home and currently back to good old Woodstock and shit cola.:niceone:

he was taking the piss man... he dosnt give a flying gorien what ya drinking LOL

[scumdog]

LMFAO... FARK man, theres the thing aye, north a ashberton does have standards

hey anyway, all this talk a Gore, reminds me of the time I did the Hokanui moonshine rally... was at the pub chatting away and this guy says follow me out back bro... hey mint I thiught hes gona sort me a doobie or two, now as he took of his wool lined gumboots and put them next to a pair of valcro golves on the shelf we enterd a room, i noted a few floor boards missing as I was thinking WTF, he walks a cow in (for SD's sake it was a big black 3 legged one) ... needles to say I never did another moonshine rally...




You're easily put off, aren't you????:eek5:

[98tls]

he was taking the piss man... he dosnt give a flying gorien what ya drinking LOL

I know that ya dumb fuck..shuddupyou still riding that tractor and if so any chance you worked out how to fit the motor in the right way,only one ive ever ridden made me feel seasick every time i had to stop at a set of lights.

[98tls]

You're easily put off, aren't you????:eek5:

Soft as fuck him T,its his mrs i feel sorry for eh,indeed a women of calibre and having to carry him through lifes long journey must get tiresome at times.:rolleyes:

[scumdog]

Soft as fuck him T,its his mrs i feel sorry for eh,indeed a women of calibre and having to carry him through lifes long journey must get tiresome at times.:rolleyes:

'Must spread rep...' etc.

Fuck that's a funny line, wait til the ginga sees THAT!

[neels]

So not sure about all this malaysia airlines carry on, all a bit unlucky but a bit of a stretch to start making connections for news purposes

Then there are those calling for an inquiry into MH370, if the worlds combined search and rescue resources can't find rhe damn thing what the hell is a room full of career beaurecrats going to achieve.

Perhaps they're thinking of getting international rescue out of retirementand sending thunderbird 4 down for a look, if it gets desperate the could always call in stingray as reinforcements

[unstuck]

These last few pages have been the best thing I have read for fucking ages. Cheers guys.:Punk::Punk:
Feeling slightly miffed though, been to the moonshiners a couple of times now, and no fucker has offered me a cow, bovine or otherwise, they must save em for the out of towners.:angry:

[dangerous]

Fuck that's a funny line, wait til the ginga sees THAT!

FUCK OFF... i QUITE


I know that ya dumb fuck..shuddupyou still riding that tractor and if so any chance you worked out how to fit the motor in the right way,only one ive ever ridden made me feel seasick every time i had to stop at a set of lights.

Ohhhh, look... I dont mind the dumb fuck comment hell theres a few that will agree with ya, but the tractor comment man, thats personal Id never offend your slime green rice slug with bad tast go slower bits... HEY check out the vid at the top of my FB page 98, now thats a well groomed tractor


These last few pages have been the best thing I have read for fucking ages. Cheers guys.:Punk::Punk:
Feeling slightly miffed though, been to the moonshiners a couple of times now, and no fucker has offered me a cow, bovine or otherwise, they must save em for the out of towners.:angry:

yeah just as SD started the thread... see we still got it
last I heard the publican married her, the offspring now terrerising the Cluther po po in their VF Valeano and PB6's

[oldrider]

Soft as fuck him T,its his mrs i feel sorry for eh,indeed a women of calibre and having to carry him through lifes long journey must get tiresome at times.:rolleyes:

Don't bother coming up the valley for a ride today 98tls if you're feeling frisky, it started snowing this morning and is settling but may not hang around long! :cold::ride:

[pritch]

Speaking of queues, why the fuck do old people line up at the bank and use the teller to get $20 dollars out of their account, when their is a perfectly good ATM machine outside. Its not like its new technology, ATMs have been around for 30 odd years. They have had ample time to learn how to use them.:mad:

Well for some pensioners the bank teller and the checkout girl might be the only people they talk to all week. For all you know some of them might be retired IT Managers and know more about technology than you, but a visit to the ATM would cut their human contacts in half. I'm lucky though, I've got all you delightful KBers to chat to. :whistle:

I used to hate going to the supermarket on pension day, old buggers blocking the way with their trolleys while they chat to their mates. Now I'm doing it.
And loving it! :devil2:

[Drew]

Now I'm doing it.
And loving it! :devil2:Clearly, we need another thread. "Friday night rants, about pritch and his fucken old cronies"!

[Ocean1]

Well for some pensioners the bank teller and the checkout girl might be the only people they talk to all week. For all you know some of them might be retired IT Managers and know more about technology than you, but a visit to the ATM would cut their human contacts in half. I'm lucky though, I've got all you delightful KBers to chat to. :whistle:

I used to hate going to the supermarket on pension day, old buggers blocking the way with their trolleys while they chat to their mates. Now I'm doing it.
And loving it! :devil2:

....Shopping trolley. :shifty: There's another device desperately crying out for some form of hugely overkill motive power.

Suggestions? Aaand what have I got handy...

[ellipsis]

....Shopping trolley. :shifty: There's another device desperately crying out for some form of hugely overkill motive power.

Suggestions? Aaand what have I got handy...


...something a little prettier than Drew's I hope...

[Drew]

...something a little prettier than Drew's I hope...Fuck you, it's meant to look like that!

[Berries]

FUCK OFF... i QUITE
Quite often your spelling is nothing short of atrocious, but that is quite funny.