Friday Night Rants?

[Grumph]

ChCh is becoming the prototype for the carless NZ city. Post quakes there's an active move in local govt to exclude private cars from the central city.

But what's been forgotten is that Chch evolved as a service city for the province. Now the lawyers, accountants and stock firms have moved to the outskirts and don't want to come back in - because their clients can't park....Parking is being actively discouraged.
There's empty new build retail and office space in the CBD - and IMO it'll be a bloody long time before it's occupied.

D's example of cycleways being given priority is happening all over the city. You feel guilty going in to the CBD in a car...

[Berries]

At that, they'll be worded in such a piss poor fashion as to be ambiguous and useless.
Get dangerous to write it.

[SVboy]

doomed... well ill get back to that after this thought... Friday night rants, look whos here, grumpy old men... and fuck me that is me, bugger ya i believe i now have the right at my age to be that grumpy old prick, what causes it when in fact at 50+ is by now we should be sitting back and enjoying life but alas no society puts the pressure on young ins get away with murder and cheating life we dident, well we did in comparison to our parents as did they to threes... fuck it its a never ending circle... tho the way its going I think the human will fuck himself proper in the near future... which leaves me to DOOMED...

im working on a street in chch that has had a 4m wide cycle lane in it, it consumes the road to one lane and parking on one side... fuck its funny watching fucking cyclists they think they are god or better than as a construction site its sometimes is unhelpable not to temporary PART block the cycle lane ie impossible to manover a truck onto site... the abuse is ineradicable fuck me the dumb cunts could slow could ride on the foot path could ride on the ROAD... but no you gota see it to believe it in order to stay on the cycle lane they nearly crash they are fucked in the head...

yesterday a mum and two wee kids needed to cross the road 1st the berm then the rd then the cycle lane... kids are small slow so were still on the cycle lane when a fast bike get to them the dumb bitch did not slow did not ride around but held a line clipping the kid... what a cunt...

yip we are doomed our brains are dieing at a fast rate due to rules and regs...


Geez D-Good rant-great spelling and punctuation! You doing night classes......

[husaberg]

ChCh is becoming the prototype for the carless NZ city. Post quakes there's an active move in local govt to exclude private cars from the central city.

But what's been forgotten is that Chch evolved as a service city for the province. Now the lawyers, accountants and stock firms have moved to the outskirts and don't want to come back in - because their clients can't park....Parking is being actively discouraged.
There's empty new build retail and office space in the CBD - and IMO it'll be a bloody long time before it's occupied.

D's example of cycleways being given priority is happening all over the city. You feel guilty going in to the CBD in a car...

I drove arround for 20 minutes looking for a park near latimer square and then had to park 20 minutes walk away from where i was going.
Heaps of buildings were pulled down in the central city, but no one thought lets turn some into parking?
Same with Hospital, going to Burwood hospitial is a dream compared the CHCH central.
lack of parking and convenience why the malls are out of the central city, same as reason why people shop at bix box stores and malls.
3/4 the car parks in central city are taken up by people who work there.

[Drew]

I recall public transport being atrocious pre quakes. I doubt it has gotten better.

[dangerous]

Geez D-Good rant-great spelling and punctuation! You doing night classes......
noooo... did ya know you can spell check on these fancy PC things, its amazing what next...



That is retarded.

Civil engineers are fucking useless methinks. Our city infrastructures are bloody terrible in New Zealand, and only getting made worse by poorly thought out crap like that.

Don't worry though. After a few people get killed from cyclist collisions, laws will be updated to half of what they should be. At that, they'll be worded in such a piss poor fashion as to be ambiguous and useless.

WELL... Antigua street cycle lane... rubbish trucks have to hold traffic up as they reach ACROSS the cycle lane to reach the bins on the footpath... wont be long befor mr Ebike rides into the trucks arm...

[neels]

There's empty new build retail and office space in the CBD - and IMO it'll be a bloody long time before it's occupied.

Nope, they're heading back into the city in their droves, complete with staff either walking fucking miles to the office or paying $7 per day for parking.


I drove arround for 20 minutes looking for a park near latimer square and then had to park 20 minutes walk away from where i was going.
Heaps of buildings were pulled down in the central city, but no one thought lets turn some into parking?

You weren't looking hard enough, there's a Wilsons bomb crater if you're willing to wade through the puddles on pretty much every block in the CBD.

[husaberg]

Nope, they're heading back into the city in their droves, complete with staff either walking fucking miles to the office or paying $7 per day for parking.



You weren't looking hard enough, there's a Wilsons bomb crater if you're willing to wade through the puddles on pretty much every block in the CBD.

I didn't see the parking situation getting better by going closer to the CBD.
it was shit that the parking was that shit as it was out that far

[Drew]

Nope, they're heading back into the city in their droves, complete with staff either walking fucking miles to the office or paying $7 per day for parking.
.
$7 a day!

It's more than twice that in Wellington.

[neels]

$7 a day!

It's more than twice that in Wellington.

At least there is a reasonably functional public transport system to get you in to the city in Wellington. The guys at work who have moved from welly to churchur hate having to drive their cars to work instead of reading a book on the train.

[jim.cox]

At least there is a reasonably functional public transport system to get you in to the city in Wellington. The guys at work who have moved from welly to churchur hate having to drive their cars to work instead of reading a book on the train.

What's with this public transport and car crap?

That's what bikes are for.

[scumdog]

At least there is a reasonably functional public transport system to get you in to the city in Wellington. The guys at work who have moved from welly to churchur hate having to drive their cars to work instead of reading a book on the train.


I feel so left out and deprived - no parking buildings, no public transport and no parking meters or wardens here.:weep:

[Grumph]

I feel so left out and deprived - no parking buildings, no public transport and no parking meters or wardens here.:weep:

But your boss the mayor is encouraging bloody Escooters....

[dangerous]

But your boss the mayor is encouraging bloody Escooters....

yeah... and im gona go down on scummy.. I mean down to see scummy to help him re power them things with V2 engines... gona be awesome

[ellipsis]

...being now a committed fairweather rider, I rego'd the bike last week...then read the extended forecast for spring...rain and shit...if there is a weather god, it's a cunt...

[dangerous]

...being now a committed fairweather rider, I rego'd the bike last week...then read the extended forecast for spring...rain and shit...if there is a weather god, it's a cunt...
You old ginga twat... Its fucking winter

[ellipsis]

You old ginga twat... Its fucking winter

...wot...still winter?...oh....

[scumdog]

But your boss the mayor is encouraging bloody Escooters....

Not in THIS town sonny - they don't work here!

Oh, we got no roundabouts or traffic lights neither.


But I do have a bottle of JD Tennessee Whiskey 'Legacy Edition' sour mash.:niceone:

[scumdog]

yeah... and im gona go down on scummy.. I mean down to see scummy to help him re power them things with V2 engines... gona be awesome


Glad you rephrased that, CB might have been out of a job otherwise...lol!:wings::whistle:

[dangerous]

But I do have a bottle of JD Tennessee Whiskey 'Legacy Edition' sour mash.:niceone:

Fuck you are a troubled confused young man... Sour mash... Rotton spuds, swamp water, shit man...

[mulletman]

You old ginga twat...


Ha ha thats good :laugh:

[Kickaha]

Ha ha thats good :laugh:
Especially coming from that carrot topped cunt

[dangerous]

Especially coming from that carrot topped cunt

wow wow wowwwww... shit man... carrot top is a bit harsh...

[scumdog]

Fuck you are a troubled confused young man... Sour mash... Rotton spuds, swamp water, shit man...

Fuck ya really know how to hurt a guy!

I thought being a ginga would make you aware how much it hurts when people give ya shit!:wait:

[Scuba_Steve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

[husaberg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19sPR1TcOBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbtntu-yqWQ

[dangerous]

ohhhh you guys.... hey how come hassling a skin colour is racist but hasslin hair colour isent... thats bull shit red hair goes back to barverian days to europe white people thats a fucking race so there fuck yas...

[ellipsis]

...if ya want something done and done well, ask a ginga to do it...

[Grumph]

...if ya want something done and done well, ask a ginga to do it...

Yeah, they'll always know the right people for a job....

[Berries]

Cunts on planes who are all smarmy about having a window seat and then close the blind so nobody else can look at the fluffy clouds.

Should be fucking shot.

[ellipsis]

...a friend had his XV750 Yamaha taken last week...not very valuable, but a nearly original, great old bus...has twin disc front end, ex XV1000, black lower forks...Chch...if anyone sees something like this about, I'd like the option of cutting their nuts off...I hate tea leaves...

[dangerous]

...a friend had his XV750 Yamaha taken last week...not very valuable, but a nearly original, great old bus...has twin disc front end, ex XV1000, black lower forks...Chch...if anyone sees something like this about, I'd like the option of cutting their nuts off...I hate tea leaves...

fuck there is a lot of bikes being floged of late... all sorts, did ya know the Hoogie boys lost 2 MX bikes?
what area did the XV go from?

[husaberg]

...a friend had his XV750 Yamaha taken last week...not very valuable, but a nearly original, great old bus...has twin disc front end, ex XV1000, black lower forks...Chch...if anyone sees something like this about, I'd like the option of cutting their nuts off...I hate tea leaves...

I would be looking for guys with goatees.
Seriously though,bike thiefs are a-holes..
Some cunts over here have been raiding gold mines and wrecking the diggers and dumpers and loaders.
100,000 of damage for no reason.

[dangerous]

I would be looking for guys with goatees.
Seriously though,bike thiefs are a-holes..
Some cunts over here have been raiding gold mines and wrecking the diggers and dumpers and loaders.
100,000 of damage for no reason.

too many fucking imports taking kiwi jobs... then again if the average kiwi wasent so fucking lazy...

[Drew]

too many fucking imports taking kiwi jobs... then again if the average kiwi wasent so fucking lazy...

You're a fucking idiot.

[ellipsis]

fuck there is a lot of bikes being floged of late... all sorts, did ya know the Hoogie boys lost 2 MX bikes?
what area did the XV go from?


Waltham area

[dangerous]

You're a fucking idiot.

Takes one to know one...

[Laava]

Fuckin bike wouldn't start again this morning, had to crash start the bitch! Still, what a pearler of a day...
sorry guys, I got all positive there for a minute!

[ellipsis]

...the rain is very wetting...the wind is cold and strong...not conducive to riding...and I'm turning into a soft cock...it was only wind and rain...

[dangerous]

...the rain is very wetting...the wind is cold and strong...not conducive to riding...and I'm turning into a soft cock...it was only wind and rain...
Turning... FFS man... Your superior to others, like Steve better, stronger, faster... Your a cunt man like me a a ginger cunt... Now get over this soft cock shit...

BTW... Ya never been faster than me, nor will you ever...

[ellipsis]

Turning... FFS man... Your superior to others, like Steve better, stronger, faster... Your a cunt man like me a a ginger cunt... Now get over this soft cock shit...

BTW... Ya never been faster than me, nor will you ever...

...thanks D...cunt...

[scumdog]

Fuck the fuckity fuckin' wind - strong enough to rip yer sisters bloomers off! (Maybe ya shouldn't be wearing them)

But hell it's a strong wind here, crap flying everywhere and now it has started raining, oh joy!!!!

Sorry for th bugger riding to the Magpie earlier today, must have had a wobbly trip.

Fuckin wind.....

[dangerous]

Fuck the fuckity fuckin' wind - strong enough to rip yer sisters bloomers off! (Maybe ya shouldn't be wearing them)

But hell it's a strong wind here, crap flying everywhere and now it has started raining, oh joy!!!!

Sorry for th bugger riding to the Magpie earlier today, must have had a wobbly trip.

Fuckin wind.....

baked beans and spaights again oll boy...

[oldrider]

Chill a little and take back control:-

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[dangerous]

Chill a little and take back control

ohhh yeah fuck yes, I know I am a mess due to stress, SFA I can do about it tho...

[ellipsis]

...stress is ok unless you let it fuck with your mind...sleep and lots of water help...and lots of alcohol...

[Drew]

Holy fucken shit balls, that video is absolute dribble.

[scumdog]

Got new rear tyre. new front disc and complete front brake lines and hoses, cost me a fortune!!:crybaby:

So. decided to give the old tart a wash and polish (not CB, the bike!), it came up not too bad BUT the dry polish powder seems to stick to the tank and various panels, side-boxes etc., I suspect static.

Any hints on how to prevent this?

All sensible replies would be a surprise:bleh:

(Yes, yes its not Friday now but I did pick up the bike yesterday)

[Bonez]

Got new rear tyre. new front disc and complete front brake lines and hoses, cost me a fortune!!:crybaby:

So. decided to give the old tart a wash and polish (not CB, the bike!), it came up not too bad BUT the dry polish powder seems to stick to the tank and various panels, side-boxes etc., I suspect static.

Any hints on how to prevent this?

All sensible replies would be a surprise:bleh:

(Yes, yes its not Friday now but I did pick up the bike yesterday)Not much you can really do Scummy but get rid of it using a lint free cotton cloth.

How many Ks has the HD got up now?

[scumdog]

Not much you can really do Scummy but get rid of it using a lint free cotton cloth.

How many Ks has the HD got up now?

Cant remember, 50,000? 60,000km?

This big 'un had a few km on it when I got it and sadly life got in the way for the last 12 -15 months and she's hardly been out.


THIS summer should be better!:niceone:

[ellipsis]

...my Mrs and our eldest daughter and grandma and two sisters in law went for a big get together in Golden Bay...for eight fucking days...eight fucking days...it's so fucking peaceful, only me to argue with...six more to go...eight fucking days, can't believe it...they will all be back before I even realise what I just missed out on...I'm fucked off already...

[Berries]

So. decided to give the old tart a wash and polish (not CB, the bike!), it came up not too bad BUT the dry polish powder seems to stick to the tank and various panels, side-boxes etc., I suspect static.

Any hints on how to prevent this?
Burn it.



10ch

[dangerous]

Burn it.

uhhh... that big plastic magit would just melt into a big blobby thing round a air compresser... ohh wait... it already is...

[Bonez]

Cant remember, 50,000? 60,000km?

This big 'un had a few km on it when I got it and sadly life got in the way for the last 12 -15 months and she's hardly been out.


THIS summer should be better!:niceone:Know how that is. It's good to be back riding. I'm having just as much fun working on the ol gal though.

Keep up the Bozo bashing man.

[dangerous]

rant....

naaa...

lets just remember the good bastards out there... RIP xknuts

when we 1st meet, and the origional SI KB crew at our anual rally... 343925 343927
343926

[Ghost_Bullet]

rant....

naaa...

lets just remember the good bastards out there... RIP xknuts



Bloody nice guy, will be missed.

[oldrider]

Bad news (surprise!) but nice memorable post DD - Cheers, John.

[Bikkie]

So what happened?

Yonk ago there used to be a ritual where KBers got home, had a bevvy (or toke for some...) and let rip about what is/was wrong with the world, about how some members were wankers, dealers ripped you off, roads were shit and all cops were bastards...

Now we seem to have a bunch of pussies whinging about jack-shit, idiots who have never been there-done that, Johnny-come-latelies.

Bring back Whinger and R1 Aaron etc even IdolX3...THEY knew how to rant:crazy:

Yes you're right Scumdog life is what you make. So life is a highway and i want to ride it alnight long. ;)

[scumdog]

Blowing its freakin' tits off down here and looks to be the same tomorrow!!! argh!:oi-grr:

Cos tomorrow we're heading to the Vincent County Motorcycle Rally and the bike ain't zakly streamlined!

On the good side Chrissy-Bimbo bought me a quad of goood quality single malt whisky!!:clap:

[dangerous]

And it's not Friday either... Just starting to blow here, warm as hell... No vcr for me, saving to invade you easter... Enjoy the rally super liner

[ellipsis]

Blowing its freakin' tits off down here and looks to be the same tomorrow!!! argh!:oi-grr:

Cos tomorrow we're heading to the Vincent County Motorcycle Rally and the bike ain't zakly streamlined!

On the good side Chrissy-Bimbo bought me a quad of goood quality single malt whisky!!:clap:

...a good drop in the right quantities at the right time negates the weather side of the equation...

[Drew]

Wellington to Tauranga this evening.

Not as many fucken retarded drivers as normal, but still waaaaaaaaaaaay too many. Why is drivers education not mandatory in school?

[Grumph]

Wellington to Tauranga this evening.

Not as many fucken retarded drivers as normal, but still waaaaaaaaaaaay too many. Why is drivers education not mandatory in school?

Welcome to old age - that's a NZ First policy.....

Rant 1 People who don't deliver on promises to supply parts, causing builds to rot on the shelf for way too long.

Rant 2 You know you've found a skilled engine builder when pulling an engine down you can ID the white crap under the cam cover as Selleys bathroom sealant.....This guy - who I don't know - has a good reputation too apparently.

[JimO]

Wellington to Tauranga this evening.

Not as many fucken retarded drivers as normal, but still waaaaaaaaaaaay too many. Why is drivers education not mandatory in school?
i did a couple of hundred ks yesterday, every second car was a chinaman driving a rental SUV or toyota corolla, they shouldnt be on our roads, slow, weave all over the road, most of them probably havnt driven outside a city at 30ks.

[Berries]

i did a couple of hundred ks yesterday, every second car was a chinaman driving a rental SUV or toyota corolla, they shouldnt be on our roads, slow, weave all over the road, most of them probably havnt driven outside a city at 30ks.
I did Queenstown to Dunedin yesterday. Once past Cromwell and all the standard rental car shenanigans you come to expect over there all I saw was very old people on motorbikes heading inland. It was either a pension day run or a Santa convention.

[Maha]

rant....

naaa...

lets just remember the good bastards out there... RIP xknuts

when we 1st meet, and the origional SI KB crew at our anual rally... 343925 343927
343926

Is that Jen Trow in the Ducati photo ...last saw her in 2014.

And Kelly ? (Goblin) far right...from Rotorua in the group photo sitting down? Jen behind Scumdog? Kieth (Shrek) with his wife on his knee? He's a big fucker that boy. They came for a visit in 2014 as well.

[FJRider]

I did Queenstown to Dunedin yesterday. Once past Cromwell and all the standard rental car shenanigans you come to expect over there all I saw was very old people on motorbikes heading inland. It was either a pension day run or a Santa convention.

You were close ... The Vincent Rally was on this weekend ... <_<

[dangerous]

Is that Jen Trow in the Ducati photo ...last saw her in 2014.

And Kelly ? (Goblin) far right...from Rotorua in the group photo sitting down? Jen behind Scumdog? Kieth (Shrek) with his wife on his knee? He's a big fucker that boy. They came for a visit in 2014 as well.

Yes... And yes, fucking good bunch... ohh and me on scumdogs knee cos CB was taking the photo


I did Queenstown to Dunedin yesterday. Once past Cromwell and all the standard rental car shenanigans you come to expect over there all I saw was very old people on motorbikes heading inland. It was either a pension day run or a Santa convention.

Vincent rally... And was any of those old people on the wrong side of the road, or stopped in the middle of the road taking a fucking photo of a sheep...

[Berries]

Ooo, touchy.

The only person I saw on the wrong side of the road that day was a BMW rider who left his overtake way too late so was on my side of the road when I came around the corner. Given all the similar bikes I suspect a tour group so you'll be happy that you can still point the finger.

[dangerous]

Ooo, touchy.
no not at you... but in general yes, mate died last year cos a car stoped on a bridge to take a fucking photo... iv seen this all to often

[eldog]

no not at you... but in general yes, mate died last year cos a car stoped on a bridge to take a fucking photo... iv seen this all to often

Yes. While I was in the south island I saw a great view whilst traversing a bridge. Then a KB thread came to mind.
I thought I remembered you or someone describing this last year.

So I parted up the bike at the end of the single lane bridge and walked into the middle. Yep a ute came through.

Was surprised at how soft the ground was either side of the road.

[dangerous]

Yes. While I was in the south island I saw a great view whilst traversing a bridge. Then a KB thread came to mind.
I thought I remembered you or someone describing this last year.

So I parted up the bike at the end of the single lane bridge and walked into the middle. Yep a ute came through.

Was surprised at how soft the ground was either side of the road.
Soft... And wet?

[ellipsis]

Soft... And wet?


...forgotten what that means...must get out and ride more to distract the mind from those thoughts...

[scumdog]

rant....

naaa...

lets just remember the good bastards out there... RIP xknuts

when we 1st meet, and the origional SI KB crew at our anual rally...
]

Nice pics D - what memories!:niceone:

[dangerous]

hahaha... ohhh fuck it just posted this on another thread... thought it was well worth a repost here...


look mate... iv been riding non stop since 1980... raced and rallyed over half a milion ks on two wheels... NOW im 1st to say the day you stop learning is the day you die...

for shits n giggles im gona take this personal and your gona get a dose of fuck you old cunt ranga... thats right from me... two fucking brakes aye no FUCKING SHIT ride to the conditions, your taking the bloody piss right...

last weekend I was well below the speed limit, well in my limits and well in the bikes... but when a on coming slit eyed cunt (hey if he was white kiwi id call him a wide eyed honky cunt) turns in front of me to park up and look at the view with not a cear in the world for any other fucker... and the slit eyed cunt behind him follows... thats just fucking bull shit.. and yes I was that close I no for fact their eyes looked closed... ohhh shit may be they were just well taned and he'd eyes closed... MY BAD

[oldrider]

This reminded me of Dangerous? - :whistle: - https://twitter.com/i/status/1226845902482157570 - Not saying which one though! - :ride: - (Turn sound on?)

[dangerous]

This reminded me of Dangerous? - :whistle: - https://twitter.com/i/status/1226845902482157570 - Not saying which one though! - :ride: - (Turn sound on?)

ok.... that will keep :facepalm:

[Bonez]

I wonder who took this and where?

[ellipsis]

...not so much a rant, more of a dilemma...should I have gone and swung off a F1 sidecar tomorrow at Ruapuna and really exacerbated the damage it caused me last month or go and play at Ellesmere speedway for a more gentle day in the dirt on my little flat tracker...one is going to fuck with a cracked rib and the other is going to fuck with a hip that's giving me shit...it's great to be alive and having options:confused:...

[eldog]

Soft... And wet?

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone but I was on a secret mission to look for new sources of water supply for south auckland, we are running out.

it was close to the rivers edge, of course it was wet. And not far from the local watering hole....... which I stayed at.

the usual SI hospitality, just as well I was in disguise as a foreign tourist, which allowed me to ride all over the place, either side of the road. Nah. Don’t speak anglaise.:innocent:


let the rib heal, the hip you can get fixed later but your swinging days might be over if you have a hip op.
there is so much they don’t tell you till after yourve be cut up and butchered then sewed back up. Then there’s the drugs and effects.

[Grumph]

...not so much a rant, more of a dilemma...should I have gone and swung off a F1 sidecar tomorrow at Ruapuna and really exacerbated the damage it caused me last month or go and play at Ellesmere speedway for a more gentle day in the dirt on my little flat tracker...one is going to fuck with a cracked rib and the other is going to fuck with a hip that's giving me shit...it's great to be alive and having options:confused:...

Might be a rhetorical question anyway....If it's like today at Ellesmere, it could be a washout. And I doubt if they've got wets for the sidecar.....
Raining out here right now.

[ellipsis]

let the rib heal, the hip you can get fixed later but your swinging days might be over if you have a hip op.
there is so much they don’t tell you till after yourve be cut up and butchered then sewed back up. Then there’s the drugs and effects.


...cheers for the concern...I've been trying to be sensible for years now but it doesn't seem to work...gotta die of something ...the rib was close to a month ago so it's only a couple of weeks until it's new again and is past being anything other than an inconvenience...the hip is constant...life is getting shorter...I'm taking to the dirt as a much easier option...

[eldog]

...cheers for the concern...I've been trying to be sensible for years now but it doesn't seem to work...gotta die of something ...the rib was close to a month ago so it's only a couple of weeks until it's new again and is past being anything other than an inconvenience...the hip is constant...life is getting shorter...I'm taking to the dirt as a much easier option...

Live longer ride more
Its sunny and quite warm up here.

[Kickaha]

...the rib was close to a month ago so it's only a couple of weeks until it's new again.
More like a couple of months, ribs take fucking ages

[Grumph]

More like a couple of months, ribs take fucking ages

The voice of painful experience.....

FWIW, I went to Ruapuna this morning via Ellesmere. The track prep guys were grooming it for a Quad meeting Sunday and knew nothing about a bike practise...

[ellipsis]

The voice of painful experience.....

FWIW, I went to Ruapuna this morning via Ellesmere. The track prep guys were grooming it for a Quad meeting Sunday and knew nothing about a bike practise...

...as I found out, before I threw 40 bucks worth of fuel at the trip, thank fuck...so much for second hand facebook news...went out to Ruapuna about mid afternoon and watched...no added pain whatsoever...

[scumdog]

Nothing to rant about at the moment but looked at the new Royal Enfield 650 Interceptor while down at the Burt Munro, quite impressed, quality looked good, fuel injection, ABS, six speed gearbox.

But LAMS approved? - must be bloody gutless eh?

[ellipsis]

...a view of that contorted child's face, Greta, the new saint of badly made up science and wank fuck manipulation of fucked up non thinkers, hove to and I made the mistake of looking...to purge the angst I went out and burned some oily rags and cut down a perfectly healthy tree...it didn't quite salve the burning rage, but some strong beer did...

[oldrider]

...a view of that contorted child's face, Greta, the new saint of badly made up science and wank fuck manipulation of fucked up non thinkers, hove to and I made the mistake of looking...to purge the angst I went out and burned some oily rags and cut down a perfectly healthy tree...it didn't quite salve the burning rage, but some strong beer did...

That is some serious shit right there. :lol: Funny but factual. Nice rant! :ride:

[Bonez]

Nothing to rant about at the moment but looked at the new Royal Enfield 650 Interceptor while down at the Burt Munro, quite impressed, quality looked good, fuel injection, ABS, six speed gearbox.

But LAMS approved? - must be bloody gutless eh?
Ticks most of my boxes. Certainly fine for riding around these parts. About the same as my '76 CB550 and '98 Suzuki XF650, which loaded up can sit on 120kmph comfortably all day long if needed. There's already a big bore kits on the market for them as well. Ohlins also support them. https://motorbikewriter.com/bore-kits-royal-enfield/

Not everyone needs a 650 plus pound beheamouth or 200hp with tyres that cost $400 or more each to get their motorcycle kicks.:innocent:

[pritch]

Nothing to rant about at the moment but looked at the new Royal Enfield 650 Interceptor while down at the Burt Munro, quite impressed, quality looked good, fuel injection, ABS, six speed gearbox.

But LAMS approved? - must be bloody gutless eh?

Indeed, will quickly run out of puff once you leave the city limits. The Moto Guzzi 750 and the Trumph 900 twins make similar 'modest' horsepower. Triumph have apparently realised their mistake, but the dealers will still have the gutless ones in stock.

Considering what the Guzzi or the Triumphs cost makes the RE look like a bargain.

[Bonez]

Indeed, will quickly run out of puff once you leave the city limits. The Moto Guzzi 750 and the Trumph 900 twins make similar 'modest' horsepower. Triumph have apparently realised their mistake, but the dealers will still have the gutless ones in stock.

Considering what the Guzzi or the Triumphs cost makes the RE look like a bargain.Absolute bull shit. Dibbling out your arse as usual. I've just done 380kms on the 550 no worries at all. https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/187338-Back-on-the-road-76-CB550F-Super-Sport?p=1131154357#post1131154357

[Kickaha]

Indeed, will quickly run out of puff once you leave the city limits.
The kind of people who will buy these bikes don't care about "puff"

[Bonez]

If you have too many puffs you had better get your bike in for servicing asap. And do something about that P habit.

[scumdog]

Indeed, will quickly run out of puff once you leave the city limits. The Moto Guzzi 750 and the Trumph 900 twins make similar 'modest' horsepower. Triumph have apparently realised their mistake, but the dealers will still have the gutless ones in stock.

Considering what the Guzzi or the Triumphs cost makes the RE look like a bargain.


Luckily we don't have any city limits to run out of puff on leaving.

In fact we don't even have a city...;)


But I know what you mean...

[oldrider]

Luckily we don't have any city limits to run out of puff on leaving.

In fact we don't even have a city...;)


But I know what you mean...

What is "puff"? - how much does it cost and where do you get it and how do you use it? :scratch:

[Bonez]

What is "puff"? - how much does it cost and where do you get it and how do you use it? :scratch:pritch is an expert on the topic I believe. Please pm him for intricate details.:cool:

[dangerous]

What is "puff"? - how much does it cost and where do you get it and how do you use it? :scratch:

google that shit old timer... heres me n puff back in the day...

344763

[Drew]

What is "puff"? - how much does it cost and where do you get it and how do you use it? :scratch:

Google shoosha. They sell it.

[oldrider]

Google shoosha. They sell it.

Ha ha, I did - got an amazing array of replies - quite an education actually! :lol:

[oldrider]

Read his signature - Watch the video? :- https://sputniknews.com/videoclub/202002231078381607-when-your-friend-is-so-annoying-monkeys-and-a-wheel/ - :rolleyes: Case closed? :shifty:

[98tls]

rant....

naaa...

lets just remember the good bastards out there... RIP xknuts

when we 1st meet, and the origional SI KB crew at our anual rally... 343925 343927
343926

Dont get on here to much so somewhat belated,indeed a good bastard for sure,sad indeed.Way way back he called in home on the Yellow Victory and we rode out to Glenavy then hung a left and took the backroads out to Waimate Gorge,we were tramping and was amazed how quick that thing was on those long straights,was much relieved to get to the good bits and put some space between myself and the Yellow thing...:sweatdrop;) Genuine nice guy.RIP.

[Drew]

GAAAAHHHHHHH. Old injury flamed up in my neck and shoulder. Coupled with my bad back and rooted ankle, I'm absolutely fucked.
Wonder if my mate has any Tramadol left. My stocks are depleted.

42 seems very old at the moment.

Rant over.

[Bonez]

GAAAAHHHHHHH. Old injury flamed up in my neck and shoulder. Coupled with my bad back and rooted ankle, I'm absolutely fucked.
Wonder if my mate has any Tramadol left. My stocks are depleted.

42 seems very old at the moment.

Rant over.Got some good meds that'll sort that out. When you get to 60 and have the blood pressure of a 20 year old according to the Doc and still riding you know you are doing ok.

[Drew]

Got some good meds that'll sort that out. When you get to 60 and have the blood pressure of a 20 year old according to the Doc and still riding you know you are doing ok.

Christ, when I'm 60 I doubt I'll be able to get about the house un-assisted.

[Bonez]

Christ, when I'm 60 I doubt I'll be able to get about the house un-assisted.You'd better prepare for it now. It comes pretty quickly once you hit 45.

[Kickaha]

GAAAAHHHHHHH. Old injury flamed up in my neck and shoulder. Coupled with my bad back and rooted ankle, I'm absolutely fucked.
Wonder if my mate has any Tramadol left. My stocks are depleted.

42 seems very old at the moment.

Rant over.

Physio will help more than medication although I'd rather take tramadol as well

[ellipsis]

42 seems very old at the moment.

Rant over.

...harden up soft cock...

[scumdog]

GAAAAHHHHHHH. Old injury flamed up in my neck and shoulder. Coupled with my bad back and rooted ankle, I'm absolutely fucked.
Wonder if my mate has any Tramadol left. My stocks are depleted.

42 seems very old at the moment.

Rant over.

That's what happens when you have 'fun' when young.

It all comes back (with interest) when you get older - the older you get the more it comes back and time accelerates as you get older.

[Daffyd]

Time accelerates as you get older.

And the floor gets further and further away.

[scumdog]

Bike after bike heading north to the March Hare - and we're not!:weep:

Never mind, USA Day in Dunners tomorrow so will head through in one of our Yank Tanks and admire all the other Yank Tanks, no doubt there will be the odd bike to ogle too

[JimO]

Bike after bike heading north to the March Hare - and we're not!:weep:

Never mind, USA Day in Dunners tomorrow so will head through in one of our Yank Tanks and admire all the other Yank Tanks, no doubt there will be the odd bike to ogle too lots of murcan stuff about tonight, saw a edsel wagon looked cool

[caseye]

Where in the Fuck has every red blooded bike riding maniac gone???? !
Once you could'nt say ""Ride"without a Zillion guys and Girls turning up raring to go and making dicks of themselves competing to be the fastest Indian, the smartest Indian and the best dressed Indian.
These days, you say Ride, and every bloody KBer heads for the hills, rather sip their home made Latte than get their gear on and ride.
Useless fuckers, thats what this lot has become, Cor fucking Rona Virarse! Don't need it, enough on here simply fall asleep and die just thinking about riding their God Damned bikes, should have them taken and sold for scrap if they don't ride em!
Sick of the useless Cunts! that what I am, hold thier hand, point out the little ittiy bitty corner and they Piss their pants screaming Noooooo, I don't Wanna!
Call themselves Bikers, shoot the fucking Lot of them I say.
Just a note.
The following events are on this weekend, by chance they're on the same day, think any KBer's will show up????
I'd put money on it, but have some New KBer's come along, Na too HARD! OLD KBer's Na, my Back, my axhing cuntie fucking back, soft cocks the lot of you. OLD KBer's What the Fuck is an OLD KBer these day???? Dribbling retards is wot.
Go check out the home pages ride events section clic on the links and lets be having Ya!
:bleh::bleh::bleh::Punk::shutup:
• Impromtu rides notification page.
• Fat Bikers Monthly Meet & Greet Ride.

[dangerous]

Where in the Fuck has every red blooded bike riding maniac...

...Na too HARD! OLD KBer's Na, my Back, my axhing cuntie fucking back, soft cocks the lot of you. OLD KBer's What the Fuck is an OLD KBer these day???? Dribbling retards is wot...

FUCK you just call me...

[caseye]

FUCK you just call me...

I did! Ya coming tomorra??
See here.
The next FBMC ride will be on SUNDAY THE 8th OF MARCH 2020.
Starting at the Now Z Petrol Station on the left of the off ramp on top of the Bombays. It is usual to mob up behind the shop beside their cardboard cupboard lock up (small windowless timber cage)
It is going to be a 10am ride off, so get there ahead of time, gas up, fuel the body (pies, cakes, coffee) have a chat with the others and be ready to go at 10am sharp!
Destination. The L & P Cafe Paeroa, via Kaiaua, Miranda, Kerepehi, Netherton and on to In, um,Paeroa.
Through town to the BIG L&P Bottle for the obligatory Photo Shot then, back via Te Aroha, Ta Huna, Te Hoe , Ararimu.
The other Important bits, do come along,Fatty or not it's feeling like a Fat Biker that's the magical Ingredient.
Pies, aromatic beverages and a Love of a ride are the most important parts of being a Fat Biker, so feel free to come ride with us.

[98tls]

Went up the road via Kurow for a look this arvo,hadnt bothered for years and to be fair little has changed theres just less there,had a wander round the "bike show' and again little has changed bar a couple worthy so didnt stay long.

[Bonez]

I'd put money on it, but have some New KBer's come along, Na too HARD! OLD KBer's Na, my Back, my axhing cuntie fucking back, soft cocks the lot of you. OLD KBer's What the Fuck is an OLD KBer these day???? Dribbling retards is wot..Seems to be the case these days.Just moan about Trump. I dought most of them ride anymore. And if the do ithey imagine they cruise around at 180kph everywhere in their tiny minds. Being 60 and still wrenching my own road going machines seems rare as well.

I hope you and the crew have a great ride caseye.

[ellipsis]

. Being 60 and still wrenching my own road going machines seems rare as well.



...you are one fucking egghead...you obviously don't get around much...driveling -wankfuck -syndrome is somewhat worse than any flu one might acquire...there isn't a cure...you, poor soul are stuck with it...hehehe:clap:

[Bonez]

...you are one fucking egghead...you obviously don't get around much...driveling -wankfuck -syndrome is somewhat worse than any flu one might acquire...there isn't a cure...you, poor soul are stuck with it...hehehe:clap:Did I hurt your widdle feelings? You poor thing you...........(Dots added for effect):rolleyes:

[dangerous]

Did I hurt your widdle feelings? You poor thing you...........(Dots added for effect):rolleyes:

stop picking on the old ranga Bonez... he has a very good point and Id giv the old fucker some rep but must spread... aparently...

and FYI the "dots" and you only need use 3 of the wee fuckers are called... ellipsis...


Went up the road via Kurow for a look this arvo,hadnt bothered for years and to be fair little has changed theres just less there,had a wander round the "bike show' and again little has changed bar a couple worthy so didnt stay long.

and this me cobber... is why I just do a small rallies...

[Bonez]

stop picking on the old ranga Bonez... he has a very good point and Id giv the old fucker some rep but must spread... aparently...

and FYI the "dots" and you only need use 3 of the wee fuckers are called... ellipsis...
Go for a ride.... As I've said it before there seems to something in the water down your way. You seem to be a bunch of angry fuckers these days. Except for sidecar bob of course.

[sugilite]

Go for a ride.... As I've said it before there seems to something in the water down your way. You seem to be a bunch of angry fuckers these days. Except for sidecar bob of course.

Were a metallurgy report done on your bike, the main one would have to be irony. ;)

[Bikkie]

Just wondering if any fellow kiwibikers attended Burnside high in chch in 1972?

[Bonez]

Were a metallurgy report done on your bike, the main one would have to be irony. ;)Yo woulxdn't know what irony is if it was standing in front of you Doc.

[sugilite]

Yo woulxdn't know what irony is if it was standing in front of you Doc.
You forget? I've have met you before :laugh:

[Bonez]

You forget? I've have met you before :laugh:Good come back sir. Looks like you are starting to get the hang of this posting thing.

[dangerous]

Just wondering if any fellow kiwibikers attended Burnside high in chch in 1972?
82........

[Swoop]

That's what happens when you have 'fun' when young.

It all comes back (with interest) when you get older - the older you get the more it comes back and time accelerates as you get older.

But then you'd be nice and healthy, sitting around going "I wish that I'd done xyz".
At least we can sit around (aching) going "fuck, that was fun!".

[dangerous]

But then you'd be nice and healthy, sitting around going "I wish that I'd done xyz".
At least we can sit around (aching) going "fuck, that was fun!".
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: ohhhhh mate, don't be fooled... Ain't you seen the state of him...

[ellipsis]

But then you'd be nice and healthy, sitting around going "I wish that I'd done it better".
At least we can sit around (aching) going "fuck, that was livin!".


https://youtu.be/DQ7K4FuOo88

[Bikkie]

82........

So you were at Burnside 82.Was the headmaster still Mr Hunter?
I was in class 3m3 my teacher was Mr Bridges.

[dangerous]

So you were at Burnside 82.Was the headmaster still Mr Hunter?
I was in class 3m3 my teacher was Mr Bridges.

shit I cant remember... 80-83 3S5 rings a bell

[dangerous]

my rant.... the 1000km i rode last weekend, well thats not the rant, its how it was like it was in the 80's.... fuck all traffic... thats right no bloody toyota corollas, you know the ones with rental stickers on the rear window... few campers to, FUCK it was great kiwis on kiwi roads fucking loved it :scooter::scooter: :laugh:

[ellipsis]

my rant.... the 1000km i rode last weekend, well thats not the rant, its how it was like it was in the 80's.... fuck all traffic... thats right no bloody toyota corollas, you know the ones with rental stickers on the rear window... few campers to, FUCK it was great kiwis on kiwi roads fucking loved it :scooter::scooter: :laugh:

...D, that is not a rant, ffs...

[bmwilly]

Not a Rant ...I'ts a RAVE...

[Bonez]

my rant.... the 1000km i rode last weekend, well thats not the rant, its how it was like it was in the 80's.... fuck all traffic... thats right no bloody toyota corollas, you know the ones with rental stickers on the rear window... few campers to, FUCK it was great kiwis on kiwi roads fucking loved it :scooter::scooter: :laugh:I'm glad you took my advice....:bleh:

[dangerous]

shit sakes... am I loosing it, was my racist comment to suttle...

[Bonez]

shit sakes... am I loosing it, was my racist comment to suttle...Nah that didn't but it's obvious the ride didn't help the anger issue. Got some red pills you can have though.:calm:

[scumdog]

Nah that didn't but it's obvious the ride didn't help the anger issue. Got some red pills you can have though.:calm:


Wait until he finds a motorbike rally (or race) has been cancelled - then he'll REALLY need those 'red pills'!:wings:

[Bonez]

Wait until he finds a motorbike rally (or race) has been cancelled - then he'll REALLY need those 'red pills'!:wings:Lol. He could have a seif isolation ralley I guess.:wacko:

[russd7]

Wait until he finds a motorbike rally (or race) has been cancelled - then he'll REALLY need those 'red pills'!:wings:

brass monkey postponed till next year, oh well, just have to find something else to do for QB weekend.

[ellipsis]

...just chill...go to the shed more often...fix the bits that you should have fixed a while ago...plant some kinda basic garden...start fillin' a tin with engine elixer, afore it's thin on the ground...make sure you have lotsa water...hide under a table when the stress levels rise above category 2...eat more toilet paper, and wash your hands for twenty fucking seconds...or else...stop everything, Now!...we have a knew Ice Age coming soon...you should all be self isolating and knitting warm booties and mittens and staying five meters apart on the bus or train...get with it you fuckers...

[dangerous]

...just chill...go to the shed more often...fix the bits that you should have fixed a while ago......get with it you fuckers...

Fucking beautiful man... Fucking beautiful

[scumdog]

...just chill...go to the shed more often...fix the bits that you should have fixed a while ago...plant some kinda basic garden...start fillin' a tin with engine elixer, afore it's thin on the ground...make sure you have lotsa water...hide under a table when the stress levels rise above category 2...eat more toilet paper, and wash your hands for twenty fucking seconds...or else...stop everything, Now!...we have a knew Ice Age coming soon...you should all be self isolating and knitting warm booties and mittens and staying five meters apart on the bus or train...get with it you fuckers...

Makes sense to me!

But you forgot razor wire and guns, ya gonna need THEM!:bleh:

[dangerous]

how we all doing out there ma fuckers...

bit weird aye, my local town is sorta normalish, no dick wits fighting over arse wipe paper, pleanty in stock etc... took the KDX for a burn yesterday chucked a chain bugger it, must do better maintenance, hanging for a spin on a real bike, mean while getting a bit done round the house... pissy about canceling the beaumont rally and the week after i was going to crash in on the dog of scum and 4x4 the deep south tracks... ahhh well shit bollocks n balls...

[oldrider]

Bit cool out in the shed today so watched old Western movies on the puter - same ones we used to watch when we were kids - bloody hell what crap - but beats battling with a virus I spose! - :rolleyes:

[98tls]

Sky sports playing plenty of old Bathurst stuff ironically even second time round its better to watch than anything recent.Still working though hours have changed so have a bit more time on my hands,a few bits n bobs been sitting in shed for years that never got fitted to the TL so will get busy doing it starting with these.
https://i.imgur.com/BhZkGOHh.jpg

[dangerous]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK...... is NZ in a lock down or not... the major part of NZ is doing there bit but I see holiday places like mangawhai where people are at there holiday places are out jet skiing boating the local 4square is struggling to supply the locals that live there... and NOW... a sand monkey is allowed into NZ in his 100 mill jet after hes been half way round the world... FFS I hope he puts his money into the hospitals here and helps NZ out if he's going to hide here...

[Bonez]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK...... is NZ in a lock down or not... the major part of NZ is doing there bit but I see holiday places like mangawhai where people are at there holiday places are out jet skiing boating the local 4square is struggling to supply the locals that live there... and NOW... a sand monkey is allowed into NZ in his 100 mill jet after hes been half way round the world... FFS I hope he puts his money into the hospitals here and helps NZ out if he's going to hide here...Go have a laydown.......Just because you fucked your KDX chain doesn't mean we have to put up with your crap.

[dangerous]

Go have a laydown.......:mad:

Is that all ya got...

[Bonez]

Is that all ya got...It's all I need to post to get the message across....


Here have a gummy.....

[MaxPenguin]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK...... is NZ in a lock down or not... the major part of NZ is doing there bit but I see holiday places like mangawhai where people are at there holiday places are out jet skiing boating the local 4square is struggling to supply the locals that live there... and NOW... a sand monkey is allowed into NZ in his 100 mill jet after hes been half way round the world... FFS I hope he puts his money into the hospitals here and helps NZ out if he's going to hide here...

The jet visit in no way compromised nz coronavirus rules, in fact it may have removed a carrier.
The jetskiers need locking up, they are selfish asshole. In fact anyone who moved to their remote Bach is a selfish prick and should be forcibly removed back home.

[Bonez]

The jet visit in no way compromised nz coronavirus rules, in fact it may have removed a carrier.
The jetskiers need locking up, they are selfish asshole. In fact anyone who moved to their remote Bach is a selfish prick and should be forcibly removed back home.But the gummermint said stay at the residence you were in on Tuesday night.:bleh:

Sounds like a win win to me.....

And the 4Square will be racking in the dosh.....

[MaxPenguin]

But the gummermint said stay at the residence you were in on Tuesday night.:bleh:

You know as well as I do that is not the reality of most of these situations. Stop trying to be clever, it doesn't suit you.

[Bonez]

You know as well as I do that is not the reality of most of these situations. Stop trying to be clever, it doesn't suit you.Prove that that wasn't what the PM and gummerment said? Keep living in your own bubble.

[MaxPenguin]

Prove that that wasn't what the PM and gummerment said? Keep living in your own bubble.

You are an idiot........

[Bonez]

You are an idiot........You are clueless.:violin:

[MaxPenguin]

You are clueless.:violin:

No, pretty sure you are an idiot...A harmless windbag, but still an idiot.

[Bonez]

No, pretty sure you are an idiot...A harmless windbag, but still an idiot.Typical reaction from someone who can not back up there stance. You still haven't aswered the question. Poove to me, and the rest of KB by extention, that the PM and gummermint didn't the say stay in the place of residence you were in on Tuesday night? :doh: And that any travel whether by road, air or cook straight crossing had to be proove to support an essentual service.

[MaxPenguin]

Typical reaction from someone who can not back up there stance. You still haven't aswered the question. Poove to me, and the rest of KB by extention, that the PM and gummermint didn't the say stay in the place of residence you were in on Tuesday night? :doh: And that any travel whether by road, air or cook straight crossing had to be proove to support an essentual service.

Just because there is a loophole you don't have to jump through it. These people need to use their common sense for the common good, by going out jetskiing etc waters down people's motivation to isolate.

[Bonez]

Just because there is a loophole you don't have to jump through it. These people need to use their common sense for the common good, by going out jetskiing etc waters down people's motivation to isolate.What loop holes? It was pretty clear and concise what was stated by the PM an gummerment! I do feel like I'm repeating myself though. You are giving penguins everywere a bad rap. Have a gummy....

[dangerous]

Ohhh, ffs Bonez, your loop hole shit goes against the reasoning behind self isolation... Why would you promote the virus... At your age and mental health, you'd be 1st the wee green monster would root over, no nerd to take us with ya... My 5yr old understands what the Wednesday 11:59 rule ment...

[Bonez]

Ohhh, ffs Bonez, your loop hole shit goes against the reasoning behind self isolation... Why would you promote the virus... At your age and mental health, you'd be 1st the wee green monster would root over, no nerd to take us with ya... My 5yr old understands what the Wednesday 11:59 rule ment...:bs:Blood pressure of a 21 year old son. What is yours like at the moment?:mad:

[dangerous]

The jet visit in no way compromised nz coronavirus rules, in fact it may have removed a carrier.
The jetskiers need locking up, they are selfish asshole. In fact anyone who moved to their remote Bach is a selfish prick and should be forcibly removed back home.
Removed a carrier..
How is that... And it flew round the world stopping in the states the worlds most affected area, now they are here... Lock down NO TRAVEL

[dangerous]

:bs:Blood pressure of a 21 year old son. What is yours like at the moment?:mad:

Blood pressure good... Hemroids playing up tho...

[Bonez]

Blood pressure good... Hemroids playing up tho...
Oooow. Connies artheritus is real bad now she can hardly walk, lots of pain. Got some good pain killers though. She planing on getting me to dig a 6' deep by 8" wide hole in the softened clay for a garden. No idea what she intends to plant there:facepalm:

[MaxPenguin]

Removed a carrier..
How is that... And it flew round the world stopping in the states the worlds most affected area, now they are here... Lock down NO TRAVEL

Pretty sure nobody got off, only on.

[MaxPenguin]

What loop holes? It was pretty clear and concise what was stated by the PM an gummerment! I do feel like I'm repeating myself though. You are giving penguins everywere a bad rap. Have a gummy....

I get it, you are bored. Happy to argue with you pointlessly if it helps you through this.

[Bonez]

I get it, you are bored. Happy to argue with you pointlessly if it helps you through this.Are you really that dumb?:shit:
Have another gummy.....

[MaxPenguin]

Are you really that dumb?:shit:
Have another gummy.....

No...........

[Bonez]

No...........The evidence would suggest otherwise.:baby:

[MaxPenguin]

The evidence would suggest otherwise.:baby:

Doesn't......

[scumdog]

Friday night and haven't been able to take the bike out while we've had some good weather...or use any of my gas guzzlers....effing virus crap.:nono:

And Dangerous just reinforced that realisation with his phone call tonight...

[ellipsis]

I was hoping the Velo would be someone else's post Saturday, but that didn't happen...this morning I get a turdme notification that someone would like to own it now...please make a fixed price offer...

...yippee...so I go to the relevant, offer at fixed price page and...

...sorry this isn't happening while level 3 is in operation...my question is...why the fuck did the wankfuck, cocksucking money hungry, fuckwits at TM send me the notification...the wankfuck, knobsucking, money hungry, fuckwit, cunts...:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[pritch]

Friday night and haven't been able to take the bike out while we've had some good weather...

Yeah my rego is overdue but pension day is tomorrow so I'll pay that and put the battery on for it's fortnightly charge. If we get the go ahead tonight at 4.00PM I will actually be able to go somewhere.

[dangerous]

back into it this weekend mofo's...

[ellipsis]

back into it this weekend mofo's...

....yippee..Work, Glorious Work...yay...yippee ...fuckin' cool bro...sweeeeet...

















tui

[scumdog]

back into it this weekend mofo's...

Yep, back into full blown retirement for me, what a grind...:lol:

[dangerous]

....yippee..Work, Glorious Work...yay...yippee ...fuckin' cool bro...sweeeeet...


Yep, back into full blown retirement for me, what a grind...:lol:


NOOOOO... you silly old bastards... back, on the BIKE

[ellipsis]

NOOOOO... you silly old bastards... back, on the BIKE

...oh, those things...I really want some big cube, two door, 50's, yankee iron...it wont happen tho...fuck it...:baby:

[98tls]

Worked all through the lockdown and with a 60k round trip to work each day gotta say i enjoyed the lack of traffic,took the TL out there today (apologised to neighbors for the early awaking when i got home this arvo:innocent:) and glad i did,traffic was horrendous to be fair.

[scumdog]

...oh, those things...I really want some big cube, two door, 50's, yankee iron...it wont happen tho...fuck it...:baby:

Got a WOF on my gas guzzler pick-up truck the week before lock-down - then couldn't use it!

WAS meant tobe going to the Beach Hop at Whangamata....:weep:

[98tls]

Got a WOF on my gas guzzler pick-up truck the week before lock-down - then couldn't use it!

WAS meant tobe going to the Beach Hop at Whangamata....:weep:

Had planned to take the GT-P over to the All Ford day over in Westport at the end of this month but sadly like most things its been cancelled,still got the two weeks off so may well head over there in the truck,when i say truck its nothing like your beast mate,i bought a Triton D/cab awhile back and like the thing as a do anything go anywhere blah blah,1st diesel anything ive owned and despite my pre conceived ideas about them really enjoy the thing for what it is.

[Laava]

Got a WOF on my gas guzzler pick-up truck the week before lock-down - then couldn't use it!

WAS meant tobe going to the Beach Hop at Whangamata....:weep:
Exactly that happened to my elderly neighbour with his 56 Chev. So he spent lockdown changing it over from a holley 750 double pumper to Sniper fuel inj. The thing only has a 60l fuel tank FFS! Anyway, we were laughing about all that while I was programming in all the parameters etc yesterday. His eyes are too useless to read now so...
it started up first pop and ran sweet, no test drive yet tho...

[Kickaha]

Had planned to take the GT-P over to the All Ford day over in Westport at the end of this month but sadly like most things its been cancelled

Did they think everyone would struggle to make it under their own power ? not enough tow trucks in the region?

[98tls]

Did they think everyone would struggle to make it under their own power ? not enough tow trucks in the region?

I said "All Ford day" not Italian Owners club day.

[tri boy]

Got a WOF on my gas guzzler pick-up truck the week before lock-down - then couldn't use it!

WAS meant tobe going to the Beach Hop at Whangamata....:weep:

Te Awamutu crew were out for a cruise today. 57's, ramblers, old ponies, F eees etc. Mighty fine sight:eek:

[Drew]

57 Chev is the hot rod equivalent of a Toyota fucking Corolla.

[scumdog]

57 Chev is the hot rod equivalent of a Toyota fucking Corolla.

Harsh man, harsh.....

[scumdog]

Te Awamutu crew were out for a cruise today. 57's, ramblers, old ponies, F eees etc. Mighty fine sight:eek:


Had our Thunderbird out myself (not the bike - the Ford car), great day for a cruise to the beach to watch the daft surfers in the freezing water.

[tri boy]

57 Chev is the hot rod equivalent of a Toyota fucking Corolla.

Tell that to multiple NHRA doorslamer boys. See how that works out for ya:bleh:

[Drew]

It's a comment on how common they are ya fucken tard.

[Kickaha]

57 Chev is the hot rod equivalent of a Toyota fucking Corolla.

Same as the GSXR1000 in the bike world

[dangerous]

Same as the GSXR1000 in the bike world

yeah... accept not all corolla's came in blue n white...

[FJRider]

yeah... accept not all corolla's came in blue n white...

I came in a Corolla once (or twice) ... I think white featured ... :innocent:

[FJRider]

57 Chev is the hot rod equivalent of a Toyota fucking Corolla.

I think more would like (prefer) the '57 be put back in production ... than a Corolla .... :shifty:

[ellipsis]

I came in a Corolla once (or twice) ... I think white featured ... :innocent:

...I've arrived or left in white Carollas forever it seems...did you 'came' over a white bonnet, and was anyone else involved...

[dangerous]

Sick old buggers...

[FJRider]

...I've arrived or left in white Carollas forever it seems...did you 'came' over a white bonnet, and was anyone else involved...

My official statement is as follows ... I came in a Corolla ... and LEFT in the same Corolla.

Some people just have dirty minds ... ;)

Such is KB ... :yes:

[tri boy]

It's a comment on how common they are ya fucken tard.

Someone needs a hug

[Drew]

I think more would like (prefer) the '57 be put back in production ... than a Corolla .... :shifty:

Dunno why, they're every other car at a hot rod meet already.
The current Mustang will be the same in the future I should think. Cant go anywhere without seeing a couple.

[sidecar bob]

Dunno why, they're every other car at a hot rod meet already.
The current Mustang will be the same in the future I should think. Cant go anywhere without seeing a couple.

That's why they call them belly button cars. Every bastard has one.

[Drew]

Pretty sure you cant even enter a right hand drive mustang at the 'hops' now.

[sidecar bob]

Pretty sure you cant even enter a right hand drive mustang at the 'hops' now.

Even the early ones are everywhere.
I went through Petrolhead Magazine recently & there were only two pages where there wasn't either a picture of a Mustang, or the word Mustang was printed.

[ellipsis]

...the world is becoming very watered down...a wimpy rant but a wimpy rant, nonetheless...

[jellywrestler]

Dunno why, they're every other car at a hot rod meet already.
The current Mustang will be the same in the future I should think. Cant go anywhere without seeing a couple.

returning from chch when the kaikoura beach hop was on not long ago and every second hotrod was a mustang, they're like arseholes, everybody has one

[Grumph]

...the world is becoming very watered down...a wimpy rant but a wimpy rant, nonetheless...

Large parts of the North Island would disagree with you at present. Sorry, a very literal joke.

What I would point out is that there comes a time where sheer economic necessity enforces conformity.
This is that time I think for a lot of people. The "characters" pull their heads in.

[scumdog]

Pretty sure you cant even enter a right hand drive mustang at the 'hops' now.

The Beach Hop has a cut-off year of 1980 or thereabout. (bugger all right hand drive ones prior to that - except in Aussie where they've had to convert most of the early ones to right hand drive)

[dangerous]

fuck the lot of ya's...



:whistle:

[ellipsis]

:love::love::love::love::love:


.....................

[husaberg]

bloody rangas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cBJK745GNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGUXT_0E8eI

[dangerous]

...SO... If these fuckwits jerking off to themselves over "tearing" statues down, and seems the week hamilton council have bowed to these racist pricks... maybe just maybe we should all give our japanese cars and bikes back to japan cos of what they did in the war... to the maori solders ...

[pete376403]

Getting more like "1984" - Winston Smiths job in the Ministry of Truth was to rewrite history as situations changed, so the history reflected the current political climate and alliances

[pritch]

maybe just maybe we should all give our japanese cars and bikes back to japan cos of what they did in the war... to the maori solders ...

Umm refresh my memory sil vous plait, what did the Japanese do to the Maori soldiers?

[pritch]

Getting more like "1984"

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

In case you were wondering where we were in relation to 1984, Trump has already trotted that one out.

[dangerous]

Umm refresh my memory sil vous plait, what did the Japanese do to the Maori soldiers?

... Ummmm refresh my memory what did today's white man do to Maori?

Well I'm sure on a wee island in the Pacific a jap killed a kiwi... So let's nock all jap things over OK I know it was 70yrs ago but... Twats can't leave what happened 200 yes ago

[Kickaha]

Umm refresh my memory sil vous plait, what did the Japanese do to the Maori soldiers?

Most likely fuck all, the most contact they would have had with them was as part of the occupation force after WW2

[ellipsis]

...they was in Italy doin what they do best, and makin big names for themselves...

[F5 Dave]

So, ahh, I'm not responsible for what the English colonialists did. But let's just admit they were cunts.

Do we want to honour them because things are named after them and we were brought up being told these were the upright Christian founders of our country?

Or do we move on and say, ok mistakes were made. Let's all get over it.

But part of getting over it is just letting these guys go into obscurity.

[scumdog]

My rellies way back lost their land, cows and virgins at the Clearances only 175 years or so ago.

Where do I pick up my compensation? (I don't want the cows!)

How much will it be? KIlted lives matter.....:woohoo:

[scumdog]

fuck the lot of ya's...



:whistle:

And good evening to you too sir!:wings:

[scumdog]

...SO... If these fuckwits jerking off to themselves over "tearing" statues down, and seems the week hamilton council have bowed to these racist pricks... maybe just maybe we should all give our japanese cars and bikes back to japan cos of what they did in the war... to the maori solders ...

And pull down the pyramids etc 'cos they were built with slave labour.

Hopefully we don't have statues of Te Raupahaa ozzerwize they will have to go as he took slaves etc.

[ellipsis]

My rellies way back lost their land, cows and virgins at the Clearances only 175 years or so ago.

Where do I pick up my compensation? (I don't want the cows!)

How much will it be? KIlted lives matter.....:woohoo:


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


...same...between the papacy and the monarchy we got a little more than fucked up...but thank fuck I was born here...my kilt has been folded and stored for the winter...


...last time I wore it some chick took a peak and exclaimed, 'that thing is gruesome', to which I replied, 'hold it for a minute, lass and it'll grue some more'...

[JimO]

My rellies way back lost their land, cows and virgins at the Clearances only 175 years or so ago.

Where do I pick up my compensation? (I don't want the cows!)

How much will it be? KIlted lives matter.....:woohoo:
the virgins may have gone off a bit as well

[dangerous]

KIlted lives matter.....:woohoo:

And don't forget black ones to... Cos aprently the rest of us don't matter...

I would a thought... Lives matter

[dangerous]

the virgins may have gone off a bit as well

Yeah but... That ain't Gona bother scummy

[ellipsis]

... Lives matter

...only on par with the importance of racing though...

[eldog]

Ginga ones matter 2?:whistle::bs:

[dangerous]

Ginga ones matter 2?:whistle::bs:

Naaaa... We mean shit, less than the average whitie in fact...

[dangerous]

Right, fuck this... I'm off to bed, going to hope I wake up black so every white pc do gooder feels sorry for me,never got that as a ranga...

[pritch]

Well I'm sure on a wee island in the Pacific a jap killed a kiwi...

In New Plymouth there is a Francis Douglas Memorial College named for a coast watcher who was captured by the Japanese and executed. I don't think he was Maori though.

[JATZ]

And pull down the pyramids etc 'cos they were built with slave labour.

Hopefully we don't have statues of Te Raupahaa ozzerwize they will have to go as he took slaves etc.


https://terauparaha-arena.co.nz/

I'm going to boycott the place :D

[george formby]

I shit you not.:Oops:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12341212

I bet the bike was an Indian FTR.

Work out the acronym according to your tastes.

[JimO]

I shit you not.:Oops:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12341212

I bet the bike was an Indian FTR.

Work out the acronym according to your tastes.
bloody rip off landlords taking advantage of poor tenants, no wonder the government hates LLs

[scumdog]

Feel sorry for the families of the cops shot up in West Aucklend - there's me thinking it was only dangerous in South Auckland but shit can happen anywhere I guess.:wacko:

[dangerous]

Feel sorry for the families of the cops shot up in West Aucklend - there's me thinking it was only dangerous in South Auckland but shit can happen anywhere I guess.:wacko:

and a newbee to the force to, and i might add it was not a random pull over they knew who they were pulling pitty the cops wernt armed, not that it would have changed much...

[dangerous]

I'm a night early, but that's the story of my life fuck it...

[ellipsis]

I'm a night early, but that's the story of my life fuck it...

...every day is Tuesday...

[Bonez]

I'm a night early, but that's the story of my life fuck it...

You always post as if were an angry wee man. I'm betting thjat Health and Safety stuff is taking its toll, You need help young man.

[scumdog]

I'm a night early, but that's the story of my life fuck it...


Ah fuck you silly old fart - you've got plenty of time and young enough to get some rumpy-pumpy, stop whinging!:soon::p

[FJRider]

Feel sorry for the families of the cops shot up in West Aucklend - there's me thinking it was only dangerous in South Auckland but shit can happen anywhere I guess.:wacko:

I knew the Ranfurly cop (Peter Umbers), that was beaten to death with his own baton ... near Ranfurly.

More than a few (aside from the locals) were stunned by the event.

[FJRider]

And pull down the pyramids etc 'cos they were built with slave labour.

Hopefully we don't have statues of Te Raupahaa ozzerwize they will have to go as he took slaves etc.

They were the customary practice of the time for both groups.

And neither had a white skin.

Hence the rule does not apply.

[JimO]

I knew the Ranfurly cop (Peter Umbers), that was beaten to death with his own baton ... near Ranfurly.

More than a few (aside from the locals) were stunned by the event.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2813344/Killer-served-his-time-but-cannot-avoid-repercussions

[FJRider]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2813344/Killer-served-his-time-but-cannot-avoid-repercussions

I saw that ...

[SVboy]

I knew the Ranfurly cop (Peter Umbers), that was beaten to death with his own baton ... near Ranfurly.

More than a few (aside from the locals) were stunned by the event.

I lived in Ranfurly at the time. It was a surreal event, as was Aromoana which also happened while l lived down there. At the time it felt like the end of an age of innocence in NZ. Despite Stanley Graham.....

[Berries]

I lived in Ranfurly at the time. It was a surreal event, as was Aromoana which also happened while l lived down there.
Can you let us know if you ever move from Chch.

[scumdog]

Wassa madder wiff you twats?

Ya that habby wiff life ya godd niffink to rant about??:mad:

[ellipsis]

Wassa madder wiff you twats?

Ya that habby wiff life ya godd niffink to rant about??:mad:


...do ya really want a diatribe of 4000 words and six thousand dots...don't ever wish...it can only ever come back with hooks on...

[ellipsis]

...apart from that, we live in what is a relative haven...I can't actually fault Jac Horsetooth for her leadership in this debacle of c-nineteen...I can't handle the fact that we as a whole nationwide group of 5 million put up with what we did for close on six weeks, to have it made a mockery of by thick, entitled, fuckwits...hang 'em from the sky tower by their ankles for four hours on a cold night...cunts...

[dangerous]

aye ohhh ... ya old tampon, blood nut ranga fucker... next time the scum dog and is bimbo visit... well av you over to aye... fuck it be funny as fuck