Friday Night Rants?

[Berries]

dont get that at paknslave
Isn't that how the poor people get their daily exercise?



Nah that's unfair. They pack things quickly there in case they get stolen.

[Akzle]

20yr old Onkyo amps that can't deliver enough grunt to my Klipsh speakers while Van Halen knock out "Running with the devil":brick:

Need to save up for a motherfuckerkickarse amp:love:

its fucked. 5 buck and a bag of chips.
Itll fit right in with my 'kyo 6 disc dvd changer.
They had dvds 20 years ago, eh?

5.1?
Im thinking i want 7.2. But not in a gay way. Thats 9 different amps.

[tri boy]

Fixed the amp.
Turned it down a bit,
And got more heavy handed on the wild turkey.
(no axe, not a real wild turkey. I prefer goats and wekas )

[dangerous]

] ok... this is aimed at scumdog... wtf is it with this trend of having a giant poo role hanging off the side of ya old shitter, photos of tardme
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[Akzle]

that last pic is sikk. Poo roll is gay, but slammed rat rod...

[unstuck]

They are coolers dangerous. Came as optional extras with a lot of older stuff.:niceone:

[MIXONE]

They are coolers dangerous. Came as optional extras with a lot of older stuff.:niceone:

As in aircond or a place to put your beers?

[dangerous]

As in aircond or a place to put your beers?

yeah aye... what he said?

[unstuck]

Air conditioning, old skool stylz.:2thumbsup I suppose you could chuck a beer in there, would be an interesting experiment.:headbang:

[unstuck]

Get some learning in ya. Heathens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_cooler :niceone:

[husaberg]

Get some learning in ya. Heathens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_cooler :niceone:
Some might say you had us all at an disadvantage by you being around when they were invented Stucky...........:bleh:

[scumdog]

] ok... this is aimed at scumdog... wtf is it with this trend of having a giant poo role hanging off the side of ya old shitter, photos of tardme
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Man, you mean to say there's people out there that DON'T konw what them gizmos are?

Sheesh, y'all ain't gunna get your '100% Hot Rodder' badges!

[scumdog]

that last pic is sikk. Poo roll is gay, but slammed rat rod...

Didn't see no rat rod.

Anyway, rat rods are for those who can't (or are too cheap to) build a proper rod. yo.

[Scuba_Steve]

Rods should be banned... fucking boy racers :bleh:

[dangerous]

Get some learning in ya. Heathens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_cooler :niceone:not bad... but bloody yanks, whats wrong with winding the farken window down, elbo out kiwi styles... thats car cooling

[Akzle]

Didn't see no rat rod.

Anyway, rat rods are for those who can't (or are too cheap to) build a proper rod. yo.

harsh words.

From someone with a rat (shit) bike! :bleh:

[unstuck]

Some might say you had us all at an disadvantage by you being around when they were invented Stucky...........:bleh:

I'm not even 50 yet ya fucker.:bleh:

[dangerous]

harsh words.

From someone with a rat (shit) bike! :bleh:

admit it... you dont actually know what a 'rat' is do ya :brick:

[unstuck]

Here's a rat for ya.......


http://hdwallpapers.cat/thumbnail/rat_rod_custom_hot_hotrod_roads_cars_hd-wallpaper-1785137.jpg

[dangerous]

yeah LOL near impossable to drive

[unstuck]

yeah LOL near impossable to drive

Be ok going sideways. :2thumbsup

[ellipsis]

...I'm missing my Monsoon Shield...I had one on my Mk 11 Zephyr and on my nearly new, for back then, Morry Oxford...I suppose a 'plastics man', could bend one up ...I'd like one on my 60 Series...winters coming...was that a rant, I'm not sure?... I'm feeling my buddhist nullifications coming on...ommmmm....................................... ............................

[ellipsis]

admit it... you dont actually know what a 'rat' is do ya :brick:


...got a stoat a few days back...first in years...cuntish things, grrrrr....

[Laava]

Man, you mean to say there's people out there that DON'T konw what them gizmos are?

Sheesh, y'all ain't gunna get your '100% Hot Rodder' badges!

Less'n they changers they name ta Cletus er such.

[scumdog]

Drinkin' me Bundy an' Coke and wondering where the rest of you wankers are?

So where are the Akzle wannabes tonight?

[98tls]

Drinkin' me Bundy an' Coke and wondering where the rest of you wankers are?

So where are the Akzle wannabes tonight?

Dont worry about them mate did you watch the news and the Viagra for women thing?Three a day i reckon should do it,if those useless cunts up in Wellington ever had a chance to do something sensible this is it pass a law and make it mandatory....

[MIXONE]

Bloody good plan 98.
I'm drinking Jack and lemonade.

[scumdog]

Dont worry about them mate did you watch the news and the Viagra for women thing?Three a day i reckon should do it,if those useless cunts up in Wellington ever had a chance to do something sensible this is it pass a law and make it mandatory....

Dang, missed it!

And those twats in Wellington couldn't organise a shit in a prune factory...

Might be up your way 16th July.

[dangerous]

Might be up your way 16th July.
that warrent come through?

[husaberg]

So where are the Akzle wannabes tonight?

No one wants to be AxelZ
He even thinks he pretty worthless himself.
Hes just too Narcissistic to recognise it.

[98tls]

Dang, missed it!

And those twats in Wellington couldn't organise a shit in a prune factory...

Might be up your way 16th July.

True,was out at a local boozer with a couple of mates when the news came on,following the announcement there was a bit of commentary around the pub as you would expect much to the annoyance of this fat buggers even fatter mrs who voiced her opinion on the comments so i politely mentioned to her that the only pill she need take was one that would stop her eating for a couple of months which in turn might see her husband make an attempt to give her a shagging.

[98tls]

that warrent come through?

:clap::clap:Fuck you though did make me laugh:motu:cunt.:lol:

[scumdog]

that warrent come through?

Fuck ya - don't warn him, ya ruined the surprise!;)

[puddytat]

Hey Scummy who's right in this situation....the Cop I asked at the weighbridge about Farm rego 'd bike who said its o.k to ride up to 22k between farms & that its a no go on State Hgwys or the modget Pom who has moved into town & told me that its not o.k to ride on any public road?....
IM not asking for an answer from you on the next wee rant.
Seems like Poms in every OSH vehicle, every building consent fuckabout, every Council fuck you over, every contractor 4WD telling the blokes doing the job ,how to fucking do it & have they filled in the forms ....etc etc
ad ifinitum.
Seems like that middlemanagenent Pommie gits are leaving their own fucked up country & immigrating here to help fuck up this one. As if our own Poliwallies & bureaucrats need any more help.

Whiiiiiiiiich brings me to the next wee rant....
What is wrong when you get a couple from Renwick who are fined 30 grand for helmet infringements on quads & yet you can get a short fat dodgy ex Priest who bankrupts companies & banks to the tune of 26 mill & only goes to jail because he beat up a woman with a bat, but walks away from his fraudulent life by simply declaring banckruptcy.

For fuck sake people.....WHATS GOING ON!!!!

[98tls]

Hey Scummy who's right in this situation....the Cop I asked at the weighbridge about Farm rego 'd bike who said its o.k to ride up to 22k between farms & that its a no go on State Hgwys or the modget Pom who has moved into town & told me that its not o.k to ride on any public road?....
IM not asking for an answer from you on the next wee rant.
Seems like Poms in every OSH vehicle, every building consent fuckabout, every Council fuck you over, every contractor 4WD telling the blokes doing the job ,how to fucking do it & have they filled in the forms ....etc etc
ad ifinitum.
Seems like that middlemanagenent Pommie gits are leaving their own fucked up country & immigrating here to help fuck up this one. As if our own Poliwallies & bureaucrats need any more help.

Whiiiiiiiiich brings me to the next wee rant....
What is wrong when you get a couple from Renwick who are fined 30 grand for helmet infringements on quads & yet you can get a short fat dodgy ex Priest who bankrupts companies & banks to the tune of 26 mill & only goes to jail because he beat up a woman with a bat, but walks away from his fraudulent life by simply declaring banckruptcy.

For fuck sake people.....WHATS GOING ON!!!!
This is not a recent thing the place has been fucked for years but rest assured as ive no doubts that the Viagra for women thing will see a complete turnaround.:niceone:

[98tls]

Fuck ya - don't warn him, ya ruined the surprise!;)

;)by the way between then and then if indeed you happen to come across a car load of local lads carrying a consignment of illegal Viagra for women in back of the coon grab a sackful and bring it up eh....

[puddytat]

This is not a recent thing the place has been fucked for years but rest assured as ive no doubts that the Viagra for women thing will see a complete turnaround.:niceone:

Oh NOOOOOOOO Pommie gits with Vaginas instead:blink:

[scumdog]

Hey Scummy who's right in this situation....the Cop I asked at the weighbridge about Farm rego 'd bike who said its o.k to ride up to 22k between farms & that its a no go on State Hgwys or the modget Pom who has moved into town & told me that its not o.k to ride on any public road?....
IM not asking for an answer from you on the next wee rant.
Seems like Poms in every OSH vehicle, every building consent fuckabout, every Council fuck you over, every contractor 4WD telling the blokes doing the job ,how to fucking do it & have they filled in the forms ....etc etc
ad ifinitum.
Seems like that middlemanagenent Pommie gits are leaving their own fucked up country & immigrating here to help fuck up this one. As if our own Poliwallies & bureaucrats need any more help.

Whiiiiiiiiich brings me to the next wee rant....
What is wrong when you get a couple from Renwick who are fined 30 grand for helmet infringements on quads & yet you can get a short fat dodgy ex Priest who bankrupts companies & banks to the tune of 26 mill & only goes to jail because he beat up a woman with a bat, but walks away from his fraudulent life by simply declaring banckruptcy.

For fuck sake people.....WHATS GOING ON!!!!

Ya summed it up - the country is fucked!

(In some aspects)

[Scuba_Steve]

So where are the Akzle wannabes tonight?

Apparently down South drinkin' Bundy an' Coke :bleh:

[scumdog]

Apparently down South drinkin' Bundy an' Coke :bleh:

YOU can get a big dog up ya!:blah::wari:

[Big Dog]

YOU can get a big dog up ya!:blah::wari:

Say what?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[mashman]

You can tell when corro comes on coz the internet goes to shit. youtube just told me that Lower hutt is the reason my youtube won't stream proper like. So iffen yer in Lower Hutt, get off the fuckin internet... please. Fuckin 20th century infrastructure.

[husaberg]

YOU can get a big dog up ya!:blah::wari:

I see you have southernised "the goat" for a dog Azkhole

[Madness]

So iffen yer in Lower Hutt, get off the fuckin internet... please. Fuckin 20th century infrastructure.

It doesn't seem that long ago that the Hutt had the schmick fibre network that Saturn put in. Come to think of it, that was a long time ago now.

[mashman]

It doesn't seem that long ago that the Hutt had the schmick fibre network that Saturn put in. Come to think of it, that was a long time ago now.

lol... kidz these days and their fancy electrickery eh. Ban the little fuckers from the internet.

[ellipsis]

...life's good but I'm a pessimist...and a lucky ginga cunt...and just a normal kind of cunt, too...what's happening in your part of the country Dangerous...anything worth being fucked off about?...

[ruaphu]

It doesn't seem that long ago that the Hutt had the schmick fibre network that Saturn put in. Come to think of it, that was a long time ago now.

Fark that was a long time back, I done heaps of work on their monster satellite dishes in paraparam on that Lindale farm set up. Was the bees knees back in the day.

Got to use them Yankee bucket vans they brought over, awesome work tools.


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[dangerous]

...life's good but I'm a pessimist...and a lucky ginga cunt...and just a normal kind of cunt, too...what's happening in your part of the country Dangerous...anything worth being fucked off about?...
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... ya fucking ginger cunt, its like this... every day above ground is a good day, cos ya a farking long time dead.

moving on...



Seems like Poms in every OSH vehicle, every building consent fuckabout, every Council fuck you over, every contractor 4WD telling the blokes doing the job ,how to fucking do it & have they filled in the forms ....etc etc

Seems like that middlemanagenent Pommie gits are leaving their own fucked up country & immigrating here to help fuck up this one. As if our own Poliwallies & bureaucrats need any more help.

For fuck sake people.....WHATS GOING ON!!!!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... try dealing withe em in chch, beter that that try dealing with the fucking Irish, shit they need to eat more than spuds cos the potato aint no brain food, then ya got the bloody rag heads trying to rip ya a new arse hole catch em out all of a sudden they no speak english... FARK

orrr hey fanter pants... all good here, same shit different day, week, month, year... need a ride

[mashman]

Where the fuck is my KFC!

[Drew]

Fuck this fucken week. I have made a fucken hash of everything, for no other reason than being a thick cunt.

Topped off today by nearly completely installing the wrong model heat pump in a customers house. Not only was it the wrong unit, but the indoor and outdoor halves didn't even bloody match eachother!

Fucken retarded, no one to blame, and a sliced open thumb to add injury to insult.

[RDJ]

My sympathies. Some days it's just not worth trying to get out of the straitjacket straps...

[puddytat]

Fuck this fucken week. I have made a fucken hash of everything, for no other reason than being a thick cunt.

Topped off today by nearly completely installing the wrong model heat pump in a customers house. Not only was it the wrong unit, but the indoor and outdoor halves didn't even bloody match eachother!

Fucken retarded, no one to blame, and a sliced open thumb to add injury to insult.

The weather was awesome too eh.

[ellipsis]

...had a rough throat then a bit of a cough , now the head is pumping pain at big levels...I have just about taken every medicinal, recreational and lesser pain relief thingy I could muster in a glass of pure, old, country well water and then poured half a dozen Montieths thingys on top...waiting for whatever happens next...I could do with a doz more Montieths or whatever thingys...but...the shop has shut...the last bit was the rant...

[Drew]

...had a rough throat then a bit of a cough , now the head is pumping pain at big levels...I have just about taken every medicinal, recreational and lesser pain relief thingy I could muster in a glass of pure, old, country well water and then poured half a dozen Montieths thingys on top...waiting for whatever happens next...I could do with a doz more Montieths or whatever thingys...but...the shop has shut...the last bit was the rant...

I'm reminded of a saying I heard when I started riding off road.

"When in doubt...pin it! It might not help, but it will end the suspense".

Keep adding mind altering stuff.

[Drew]

The weather was awesome too eh.

Don't think I got rained on this week. Can't be said for all our staff.

[swarfie]

Fuck this fucken week. I have made a fucken hash of everything, for no other reason than being a thick cunt.

Topped off today by nearly completely installing the wrong model heat pump in a customers house. Not only was it the wrong unit, but the indoor and outdoor halves didn't even bloody match eachother!

Fucken retarded, no one to blame, and a sliced open thumb to add injury to insult.

Yep, some days shit happens. Mine was last Tuesday... didn't pick up a mistake on the drawing (not my problem some would say) and wasn't till I came to do finishing paths on a large 7075 aluminium plate (1022 mm x 605 mm x 65 mm and at a guess worth 2.5 k) on the Mazak CNC Machining Centre that I program and run. Had already had about 2k worth of work done on it by me the week before. Not really my mistake but I always tear myself up about these things:crazy:
Glad I'm not fitting the bill for that lot and the boss was pissed off, but understanding when he saw the drawing. Still picked up my pay this week so all's good:sweatdrop

[Ocean1]

Yep, some days shit happens. Mine was last Tuesday... didn't pick up a mistake on the drawing (not my problem some would say) and wasn't till I came to do finishing paths on a large 7075 aluminium plate (1022 mm x 605 mm x 65 mm and at a guess worth 2.5 k) on the Mazak CNC Machining Centre that I program and run. Had already had about 2k worth of work done on it by me the week before. Not really my mistake but I always tear myself up about these things:crazy:
Glad I'm not fitting the bill for that lot and the boss was pissed off, but understanding when he saw the drawing. Still picked up my pay this week so all's good:sweatdrop

I hate that shit, somehow you always manage to feel guilty no matter how fcuked up the spec's were. I've got a job on atm involving components spec'd by the client that I don't actually think are going to be up to the job. There's no doubt who's fault any failure will be though. Orta have told 'em fuck right from the get-go.

[RDJ]

Guilt is actually useful. If ever the day should come that I do not feel guilty about a mistake... I gotta retire.

:calm:

[scumdog]

You guys think you had a rough Friday????

Pfft, I burnt my mouth on a hot cheese-roll.

Now THAT would wreck anybody's Friday!:mad:

[dangerous]

...I could do with a doz more Montieths or whatever thingys...but...the shop has shut...Im on the way man, cant have a bretheren ginga suffering like that, see ya soon

[FJRider]

...Pfft, I burnt my mouth on a hot cheese-roll.



Blow on your hot cheese rolls ... safer communities together ... :calm:

[Drew]

You guys think you had a rough Friday????

Pfft, I burnt my mouth on a hot cheese-roll.

Now THAT would wreck anybody's Friday!:mad:

Test for true Kiwis over on the mines. "What is a cheese roll, and how are they made".

[1billyboy]

You guys think you had a rough Friday????

Pfft, I burnt my mouth on a hot cheese-roll.

Now THAT would wreck anybody's Friday!:mad:

Should have stuck to doughnuts:nya:

[Berries]

Test for true Kiwis over on the mines. "What is a cheese roll, and how are they made".
I thought it was mainly men working over there.

[98tls]

Yep, some days shit happens. Mine was last Tuesday... didn't pick up a mistake on the drawing (not my problem some would say) and wasn't till I came to do finishing paths on a large 7075 aluminium plate (1022 mm x 605 mm x 65 mm and at a guess worth 2.5 k) on the Mazak CNC Machining Centre that I program and run. Had already had about 2k worth of work done on it by me the week before. Not really my mistake but I always tear myself up about these things:crazy:
Glad I'm not fitting the bill for that lot and the boss was pissed off, but understanding when he saw the drawing. Still picked up my pay this week so all's good:sweatdrop

Reminded me of these 2 i found earlier today,dug em out after being buried in the shed for years so left them on the benchtop to do something with...;)http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tlme/gravesdam022Medium_zpsc8fa7de7.jpg (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/tlme/media/gravesdam022Medium_zpsc8fa7de7.jpg.html)

[dangerous]

its just FARKING SNOW...

[dangerous]

serious why the fuck do people go all stupid over it, traffic slows to 30k on the open rd, schools close, people bitch about loosing there sky... its just FARKING SNOW half the world lives in it half the year

[scumdog]

serious why the fuck do people go all stupid over it, traffic slows to 30k on the open rd, schools close, people bitch about loosing there sky... its just FARKING SNOW half the world lives in it half the year

Dunno - we haven't got any here!:nya:

[oldrider]

serious why the fuck do people go all stupid over it, traffic slows to 30k on the open rd, schools close, people bitch about loosing there sky... its just FARKING SNOW half the world lives in it half the year

Cause everybody knows you are still at large! :lol: and your dangerous! :yes:

[ellipsis]

...bit of rain out here, not too cold...slow news day , that's all...wankers...

[dangerous]

fuck ya's...

[puddytat]

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

[ellipsis]

...most of them wouldn't know they were being fucked 'til they coughed...

[98tls]

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

Will it take long ie how many you fucked?

[Berries]

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....
Go on then, what is your record?

[98tls]

fuck ya's...

You worked out which way round the motor in your Guzzis supposed to be yet? Just cause i like ya heres a clue..take your time look at yours awhile then look at the pic ive no doubt you will eventually work it out though dont feel to bad when you do they have sold thousands of em so your not alone.http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tlme/gravesdam015Medium_zps0f13c947.jpg (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/tlme/media/gravesdam015Medium_zps0f13c947.jpg.html)

[puddytat]

Will it take long ie how many you fucked?


Go on then, what is your record?


...most of them wouldn't know they were being fucked 'til they coughed...

Well that'll teach me for being a smartarse :laugh:

Here's a record for ya though
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[98tls]

;)Raining over there mate? pissing down here and has been awhile and hard,reminds me of Westport when i was a young fella.

[puddytat]

Yeah sure is....,the paddocks are going to be as boggy as fuck. I'm sure the Buller'll be up as well,'sposed to get 150mm tonight though down Haast way it could be as much as 500mm :shit:

[oldrider]

Yeah sure is....,the paddocks are going to be as boggy as fuck. I'm sure the Buller'll be up as well,'sposed to get 150mm tonight though down Haast way it could be as much as 500mm :shit:

Trying to find my snorkel to send it to you - I don't need it any more - just snow and ice here! :laugh:

[puddytat]

The good thing about around here is that its pretty steep country so drains pretty well....Murchison itself is a bit flood prone though.
Nothing like Hoki ,Greyhole or Wetport though ,where the state of the tide can really effect the outcome....

[dangerous]

You worked out which way round the motor in your Guzzis supposed to be yet? Just cause i like ya heres a clue..take your time look at yours awhile then look at the pic ive no doubt you will eventually work it out though dont feel to bad when you do they have sold thousands of em so your not alone.http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tlme/gravesdam015Medium_zps0f13c947.jpg (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/tlme/media/gravesdam015Medium_zps0f13c947.jpg.html)

Yasee... heres the thing (and mod dont fucking infract me for not deleting the pic its farking needed) the bike with the correct way round engine is just out of view, on the side of the fence that says "keep out" cos unlike the 'er' regular way round slime green thing... its got BALLS to defie sinage and be a rebel and keep in...
MATE, I got ya by the nads here (you do have nads dont ya?) MATE your cage that silly bloody holden falcon thing, which way does the crank run??? aye aye... yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... not like a silly rice munching jappa is it? :yawn:



Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

ok Mr tat, unlike these other imature adalessants, I relise that you mean fucking as in arse hole (NO not sodamy) as in horrable, non desrible truck drivers, dosent suprise me tho them other riders the 1st thing they think of is NOT how you ment it, whats that say abouyt them????

puddy... tell me all about it mate, cos Im betting you aint got nothing on the 'undesrible truck drivers' of chch, if they aint got a vigina then they tailgate,speed, through abuse, run red lights... dont get me farking started

[ellipsis]

...c'mon D...you already started...carry on...truck drivers are............................?

[dangerous]

...c'mon D...you already started...carry on...truck drivers are............................?

me... when Im not bashing the shit out a nails :headbang:


MY FRI NITE RANT... bloody mall etc car park, parks (I dont expect you southeren imbreed banjo playing types to understand when a car park down your way is out side the pub with the local dirty girl doing free BJ's trying her best to keep her tackle tucked back behind her legs) yesterday I had to park up my average size cage (navara) in the hornby mall, apart from not having enough room in the lane to swing, the best I could do is leave a wheel up on the kirb and once shuffled a dozen times there is actually only 200mm on each side to opne the door, hows a fat fuk like me sposed to get out... FFS why are these car parks shrinking so :shifty:

[98tls]

Soooo to sum up that would be no,the motor in your motorcycle is still the wrong way round.:2thumbsup

[dangerous]

Soooo to sum up that would be no,the motor in your motorcycle is still the wrong way round.:2thumbsup

fuck ya...

[Subike]

Just looked, mines the right way round too....and the cylinders are the right degrees from each other :eek:

[puddytat]

puddy... tell me all about it mate, cos Im betting you aint got nothing on the 'undesrible truck drivers' of chch, if they aint got a vigina then they tailgate,speed, through abuse, run red lights... dont get me farking started

Nah the moments passed man....& the medication has kicked in.:blink:

For some reason I thought you were a truck driver:scratch:

[haydes55]

The missus is taking me to her best friends wedding tomorrow.....

Christian wedding :shit: apparently over an hours worth of prayer, ceremony and hymns. :brick:

No alcohol :eek5:

The missus is the maid of honor.... She won't see me until the ceremony starts. I've threatened to turn up with a mohawk :Punk: Livin up the party a tad.

Is it rude to play games on my phone while the ceremony happens, smile for the camera then eat all the food at the reception?

[ellipsis]

The missus is taking me to her best friends wedding tomorrow.....

Christian wedding :shit: apparently over an hours worth of prayer, ceremony and hymns. :brick:

No alcohol :eek5:

The missus is the maid of honor.... She won't see me until the ceremony starts. I've threatened to turn up with a mohawk :Punk: Livin up the party a tad.

Is it rude to play games on my phone while the ceremony happens, smile for the camera then eat all the food at the reception?


...impress them all by playing the civil type, maybe...

[husaberg]

Sometimes I wish I was a ginga so I could be angry at the world:innocent:



That's for yesterday:laugh:

[ellipsis]

Sometimes I wish I was a ginga so I too could solubriously dance between the angst and mayhem that those lesser coiffed humans believe to be the truth and the enlightened path

...I never realised you had seen us in our true light...

[husaberg]

...what don't ya know ranga's can't read...
..............

[scumdog]

The Mrs is not happy with me - I told her the 'leccy blanket was turned on...she wasn't happy when she told me it wasn't.:angry2:

Nothing like an angry naked ginga giving you a rev-up.

Oh my!:spanking:

[98tls]

Nah the moments passed man....& the medication has kicked in.:blink:

For some reason I thought you were a truck driver:scratch:

Guzzis Italian for truck in a wrong way round kind of way....:laugh:

[FJRider]

The Mrs is not happy with me - I told her the 'leccy blanket was turned on...she wasn't happy when she told me it wasn't.:angry2:

Nothing like an angry naked ginga giving you a rev-up.

Oh my!:spanking:

Not as if it's cold in the Riveria of the south ... :bleh:

[ellipsis]

The Mrs is not happy with me - I told her the 'leccy blanket was turned on...she wasn't happy when she told me it wasn't.:angry2:

Nothing like an angry naked ginga giving you a rev-up.

Oh my!:spanking:


...I could relate a story involving me, nakedness, a big white mans taiaha, blood and broken bones, no police and me being placated...

[husaberg]

...I could relate a story involving me, nakedness, a big white mans taiaha, blood and broken bones, no police and me being placated...

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/10/23218000/ngbbs4e5637173a98d.jpg

[ellipsis]

....hahahahahahahahahaaaa...that's fukn quick...

[Moi]

Guzzis Italian for truck in a wrong way round kind of way....:laugh:

I thought Ape was Italian for truck...

http://scooterlounge.com/blog/2010/09/26/VespApeElephant.jpg

[FJRider]

Sometimes I wish I was a ginga so I could be angry at the world:innocent:





Live in Auckland ... it comes naturally ...

[Moi]

Live in Auckland ... it comes naturally ...

What? being ginga??

[FJRider]

What? being ginga??

That too ... attitude is everything ... <_<

[unstuck]

You lot still whinging like little girls.:nya::nya::nya::nya:

[Big Dog]

Is it rude to play games on my phone while the ceremony happens, smile for the camera then eat all the food at the reception?

Yes.
At any wedding I have ever been to it would also be a pretty good way to start a brawl.

I have seen brothers of the bride evict a few disrespectful spectators from orthodox weddings. Usually unkindly.

If she doesn't have any brothers you might be okay.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Drew]

Got a cold, and it's the wife's birthday party tonight. Guess I won't get to my normal level of rudeness/drunkness and offend all her friends...again.

[nodrog]

Got a cold, and it's the wife's birthday party tonight. Guess I won't get to my normal level of rudeness/drunkness and offend all her friends...again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztuEucrNBc

[Kickaha]

Got a cold, and it's the wife's birthday party tonight. Guess I won't get to my normal level of rudeness/drunkness and offend all her friends...again.

What a lying cunt

[husaberg]

You lot still whinging like little girls.:nya::nya::nya::nya:

should they go ba..............

[Scuba_Steve]

Why da fuck are the slow cunts always in the biggest rush???
9/10 times when someone pushes into traffic, runs reds, cuts lines, or hangs out in the right hand lane it's the cunt that can't even do 80km/h in the 100km/h zone :mad:

Oh but fuck do I enjoy the rare occasion I get to force one of those right hand lane huggers down to the Petone exit when they wanted to head Porirua at the split... Shoulda been in the correct lane at the correct speed cunt :motu:

[dangerous]

Ya all a pack a cunts...

[Kickaha]

Ya all a pack a cunts...
It could be worse, we could be gingas as well

[husaberg]

It could be worse, we could be gingas as well

Nah it could be worse still You could be Ginga and related to Katman.

[scumdog]

Old Turkey, coke and watching 'Runaway' - no need for a rant just yet!:2thumbsup

[dangerous]

Old Turkey, coke and watching 'Runaway' - no need for a rant just yet!:2thumbsup
coke is not cool man, and I dont wana know what the hell ya doing with a old turky... farking southerners...

[husaberg]

coke is not cool man, and I dont wana know what the hell ya doing with a old turky... farking southerners...

If that runaway is a teenager he's in real trouble.

[FJRider]

coke is not cool man, and I dont wana know what the hell ya doing with a old turky... farking southerners...

Living in the Riveria of the south ... the simple pleasures are often not understood by more northern yokels ... ;)

[98tls]

coke is not cool man, and I dont wana know what the hell ya doing with a old turky... farking southerners...

When your sitting on your bike at a set of lights surely then it must occur to ya that somebody fucked up when they put the thing together....surely.:wacko:

[yokel]

I am totally over all the gender transgender or other types of genders nonsense this is my new ideology,

If gender is just a social construct or a role and are both or all (?) equal, a man can change his gender and a woman can change her gender or people can be 'gender fluid', would that then mean the male gender and female gender is just an idea and doesn't actually exist? that means there's no real gender pay gap or gender inequality.

Awesome! I official from today identify as 'a man of no gender'

things like 'gender equality ' do not apply to me.

[98tls]

I am totally over all the gender transgender or other types of genders nonsense this is my new ideology,

If gender is just a social construct or a role and are both or all (?) equal, a man can change his gender and a woman can change her gender or people can be 'gender fluid', would that then mean the male gender and female gender is just an idea and doesn't actually exist? that means there's no real gender pay gap or gender inequality.

Awesome! I official from today identify as 'a man of no gender'

things like 'gender equality ' do not apply to me.

Uh huh,been that way in Taranaki since time began.

[BuzzardNZ]

...
I official from today identify as 'a man of no gender'
...


I pretty sure you're one of these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

[husaberg]

I am totally over all the gender transgender or other types of genders nonsense this is my new ideology,

If gender is just a social construct or a role and are both or all (?) equal, a man can change his gender and a woman can change her gender or people can be 'gender fluid', would that then mean the male gender and female gender is just an idea and doesn't actually exist? that means there's no real gender pay gap or gender inequality.

Awesome! I official from today identify as 'a man of no gender'

things like 'gender equality ' do not apply to me.

Ken kind of suits you
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cd/46/c4/cd46c4e91d277360d7ebde46c660a060.jpghttp://d1j19yvx1huxho.cloudfront.net/thumbs/35c08.pnghttp://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/50142.jpg

[FJRider]

... Awesome! I official from today identify as 'a man of no gender'

things like 'gender equality ' do not apply to me.

No such thing as a man of no gender. (if you still have your birth given "attachment" ... you are male) A real MAN needs more than a penis to be acknowledged as a man ...

You're just a gay big girl's blouse ...

[FJRider]

Uh huh,been that way in Taranaki since time began.

Ummmm ... he's (oop's .. it's) from Tauranga ... :shifty:

[yokel]

your biological sex is real, your gender is just an idea is what I'm tying to say.

I've just had an insane argument with some women on facebook who is turning her 9 year old girl in to a boy.

"No, HE is really a boy, Scott. Really, truly a boy. What happens when he hits puberty... he will go on puberty blockers, and then he won't go though an unwanted puberty. Next he will go on testosterone. Hey, how about you go educate yourself a little before you just make yourself look a little more silly than you already do"

the world is fucked! all thanks to the fucking jews

[98tls]

Ummmm ... he's (oop's .. it's) from Tauranga ... :shifty:

No shit webbed one,was merely pointing out its been that way in Taranaki awhile.

[scumdog]

your biological sex is real, your gender is just an idea is what I'm tying to say.

Not doing a very good job of it...sort of stuff a hanky-up-the-sleeve nancy-boy would say...:shifty:

[FJRider]

No shit webbed one,was merely pointing out its been that way in Taranaki awhile.

Sorry ... my mistake ... and you are correct .. as per usual (on occasion) ...

[98tls]

your biological sex is real

Uh huh...what about internet sex?

[FJRider]

When your sitting on your bike at a set of lights surely then it must occur to ya that somebody fucked up when they put the thing together....surely.:wacko:

Somebody ... :killingme ... HE ... has has had (pulled) it apart on many occasions ... so the blame would be fair and square on HIS shoulders ... :yes:

[Moi]

Uh huh...what about internet sex?

Generally fairly safe - unless you're in a classroom... :crazy:

[husaberg]

Generally fairly safe - unless you're in a classroom... :crazy:

Or at work in a shared office.

[FJRider]

Uh huh...what about internet sex?

I tried phone sex once ... but the cord got knotted.

Internet sex .. ??? I shudder to think where you put the mouse .. ..... :rolleyes:

[Moi]

I tried phone sex once ... but the cord got knotted.

Internet sex .. ??? I shudder to think where you put the mouse .. ..... :rolleyes:

Hence cordless phones - you'll get them soon...

and the mouse? - where do you think! in the pussy...

[husaberg]

Hence cordless phones - you'll get them soon...

and the mouse? - where do you think! in the pussy...

What happens if you right click it

[Moi]

I don't know and don't care... Macs don't left/right click - they're apolitical...

[FJRider]

Hence cordless phones - you'll get them soon...

and the mouse? - where do you think! in the pussy...

I just Googled them both ... I think you're doing it wrong .. :shutup:

[Moi]

I just Googled them both ... I think you're doing it wrong .. :shutup:

I thought you said you had trouble with the cord and the mouse - I was just offering helpful suggestions... it's what us up north do...

[FJRider]

... it's what us up north do...



Note to self ... stay in the south ... :shifty:

We have internets now ... we learn fast ... :niceone:

[dangerous]

When your sitting on your bike at a set of lights surely then it must occur to ya that somebody fucked up when they put the thing together....surely.:wacko:would you just fuck up man, let it go already LMFAO



I don't know and don't care... Macs don't left/right click - they're apolitical...

they are WHAT... OHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, transgender mouse... quick everyone time for a farking rainbow mouse, ah avatar

[dangerous]

When your sitting on your bike at a set of lights surely then it must occur to ya that somebody fucked up when they put the thing together....surely.:wacko:

honestly as you quoted me I thought you were going in the way of the quote , like Id be at the lights and a sourthern gay turky would trot on throu with a transgender cordless mouse riding it snorting coke of a rainbo flag doing a runaway from a nakid dog called scum that has not just red n blue lights but pink, purple, green, yellow farking lights and a siren screaming pull over you beautafull hunk of a sourthern man...

but no you had to bring that shit up agin didnt ya... so just to shut you up for once n all I ma going in to look for this problem you keep brining up..

nope cant find it yet, ill keep looking :motu: ps u like the photo name

313396

[RDJ]

Any time a thread ends up including the concept of a transgender cordless mouse... somewhere, a win is involved surely :rockon:

[ellipsis]

honestly as you quoted me I thought you were going in the way of the quote , like Id be at the lights and a sourthern gay turky would trot on throu with a transgender cordless mouse riding it snorting coke of a rainbo flag doing a runaway from a nakid dog called scum that has not just red n blue lights but pink, purple, green, yellow farking lights and a siren screaming pull over you beautafull hunk of a sourthern man...

but no you had to bring that shit up agin didnt ya... so just to shut you up for once n all I ma going in to look for this problem you keep brining up..

nope cant find it yet, ill keep looking :motu: ps u like the photo name

313396


...good story D...it could be used in the prologue to a gay, southern, zombie play that I have on my mind at the moment...I could do with more ideas though...I'm sure we could get the TV rights sold quite easily now that the Dorkland Westy shit is finishing on Sunday...

[Grumph]

honestly as you quoted me I thought you were going in the way of the quote , like Id be at the lights and a sourthern gay turky would trot on throu with a transgender cordless mouse riding it snorting coke of a rainbo flag doing a runaway from a nakid dog called scum that has not just red n blue lights but pink, purple, green, yellow farking lights and a siren screaming pull over you beautafull hunk of a sourthern man...

but no you had to bring that shit up agin didnt ya... so just to shut you up for once n all I ma going in to look for this problem you keep brining up..

nope cant find it yet, ill keep looking :motu: ps u like the photo name


Please advise just what you've been drinking...I'm jealous.
BTW, i know a guy who farms southern gay turkeys...

[Moi]

...good story D...it could be used in the prologue to a gay, southern, zombie play that I have on my mind at the moment...I could do with more ideas though...I'm sure we could get the TV rights sold quite easily now that the Dorkland Westy shit is finishing on Sunday...

imagine what the wardrobe mistress would have to come up with...

[RDJ]

Clearly, I lack the necessary level of awareness of modern society to appreciate the thread.

Fortunately :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

[ellipsis]

Clearly, I lack the necessary level of awareness of modern society to appreciate the thread.

Fortunately :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:


...that certainly was no rant, more a wimper...come back when you're ready...

[scumdog]

Clearly, I lack the necessary level of awareness of modern society to appreciate the thread.

Fortunately :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:


Dude, you need to learn how to rant...:pinch:

[Drew]

Dude, you need to learn how to rant...:pinch:

What the fuck are you on about about bacon boy? You aint ranted about fuck all in KB history ya sensible old cunt.

[RDJ]

Dude, you need to learn how to rant...:pinch:

Probably true. But don't worry, I'm not about to sue anyone under the government's idiot Internet legislation ;)

[dangerous]

DREW... you hooo drew, "friday night rant" trust a Mair to fuck it up... its SUNDAY

[scumdog]

What the fuck are you on about about bacon boy? You aint ranted about fuck all in KB history ya sensible old cunt.


Who the hell rattled YOUR cage?

Bloody retard....!

[Drew]

Who the hell rattled YOUR cage?

Bloody retard....!

Just showing how it's done.:cool:

[husaberg]

Just showing how it's done.:cool:

I do believe Drew completed a Whole Post in KB without using the word Cunt.
Congratulations wanker :wari:
You and Shaun getting married has sure mellowed you out.

[dangerous]

cunts... the lot of ya's, yeah you to 98tls













good cunts :woohoo:

[unstuck]

While out communing with nature today, I dropped half of my mandarine, life sux at times.:baby:



Apart from that, life is AWESOME. :banana::banana:

[sidecar bob]

While out communing with nature today, I dropped half of my mandarine, life sux at times.:baby:



Apart from that, life is AWESOME. :banana::banana:

You're starting to freak me out with your excessive happiness these days. What's the go there?

[BuzzardNZ]

While out communing with nature today, I dropped half of my mandarine, life sux at times.:baby:



Apart from that, life is AWESOME. :banana::banana:

did she pick it up for you ;) ...

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2c69c761ad29a8140877c997c4f4e2671db5f30cb249d11ca6 d095de6daf42fb.jpg

[Drew]

Had to drive to Palmerston North for work. Fuck that place is a shit hole. Full of fucken winners who should get a job and contribute to society.

[98tls]

Beauty day down here at 9 deg so went up the valley on the old S,just past Duntroon i get headlights flashing so button off and give the friendly motor vehicle driver a wave...turned out it was a friendly copper:laugh:

[BuzzardNZ]

Beauty day down here at 9 deg so went up the valley on the old S,just past Duntroon i get headlights flashing so button off and give the friendly motor vehicle driver a wave...turned out it was a friendly copper:laugh:

I drove through Duntroon once, never knew that place existed, possibly the smallest town ( if that ) in NZ!

[98tls]

I drove through Duntroon once, never knew that place existed, possibly the smallest town ( if that ) in NZ!

Yep not to much there for sure,great bit of road from Oamaru through Ngpara (back road) that comes out at Duntroon was great for a squirt then a pint at the pub but sadly the pub is no more.

[unstuck]

You're starting to freak me out with your excessive happiness these days. What's the go there?

I went looking for the secret to happiness, and found it.:2thumbsup
Seek and ye shall find.:Punk::Punk:

[sidecar bob]

I went looking for the secret to happiness, and found it.:2thumbsup
Seek and ye shall find.:Punk::Punk:
Fuck, don't tell us you've found Jesus? I'm not much into imaginary friends.

[98tls]

I went looking for the secret to happiness, and found it.:2thumbsup
Seek and ye shall find.:Punk::Punk:

Tits:yes:.....

[unstuck]

And no, I have been drug free for months, that includes cigs too, for all of those of you who are worried.:woohoo::woohoo:

[puddytat]

Was looking fwd to heading up Mt Murch tomorrow as its been looking rather tempting with the snow & all.....rang up this evening to get access permission & its been closed off 'cause those 1080 cunts have been chucking their shit around up there....
WTF is that all about. Since when did DOC close off access after a drop?
Finding a bait up there in the snow at the mo would be as hard as finding one in milk powder.:finger:

[BuzzardNZ]

And no, I have been drug free for months, that includes cigs too, for all of those of you who are worried.:woohoo::woohoo:

You've not found God, you've found one better, Ed!

[puddytat]

And no, I have been drug free for months, that includes cigs too, for all of those of you who are worried.:woohoo::woohoo:

Cool story Bro.
Just like mine...
Lets raise our cups of Tea & toast one another for finally shakin' the shit.:niceone:

[unstuck]

You've not found God, you've found one better, Ed!

You cannot find that which has never been lost.:shifty:
Ed on the other hand.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[98tls]

You cannot find that which has never been lost.:shifty:
Ed on the other hand.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

So you reckon you have found your virginity mate:woohoo:

[scumdog]

Got to work tomorrow night - that means I've got to do my drinking tonight instead - what a waste of a Saturday night<_<

[dangerous]

who the fark is this Ed... ohhhh silly me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo

[98tls]

Got to work tomorrow night - that means I've got to do my drinking tonight instead - what a waste of a Saturday night<_<

Never know mate "better work storys" eh....

[Scuba_Steve]

Had to drive to Palmerston North for work. Fuck that place is a shit hole. Full of fucken winners who should get a job and contribute to society.

Hey, they're not all cops up there... there's some students too

[puddytat]

Vodafone you useless fuckin cunts.
My old dial up was faster than your useless fucking vodem system & a lot fucking cheaper. FUCK YOU YOU GLOBAL WIDE CARTEL OF COMMUNICATION CUNTS.......:shit:
If you don't get your shit together then IM going to blow up your shit. And Im going to throw shit all over your shit. :shifty:
Your service is shit. But you know that because that is how you have designed it. To be so shit that cunts give up. But not this cunt.....:oi-grr:
How fucking un-user friendly can you be? As un-user friendly as only you fuckin cunts can be.:motu:
I want to smash your shit so bad. Fuck you, fucking Vodafone, I want your balls smashed, eat shit.:yeah::finger:






I will continue to eat your shit as you global cartel of cunts mean I have no other option.:violin::crybaby:

[Scuba_Steve]

Vodafone you useless fuckin cunts.
My old dial up was faster than your useless fucking vodem system & a lot fucking cheaper. FUCK YOU YOU GLOBAL WIDE CARTEL OF COMMUNICATION CUNTS.......:shit:
If you don't get your shit together then IM going to blow up your shit. And Im going to throw shit all over your shit. :shifty:
Your service is shit. But you know that because that is how you have designed it. To be so shit that cunts give up. But not this cunt.....:oi-grr:
How fucking un-user friendly can you be? As un-user friendly as only you fuckin cunts can be.:motu:
I want to smash your shit so bad. Fuck you, fucking Vodafone, I want your balls smashed, eat shit.:yeah::finger:


oh... So you've met Vodafone I see

[scumdog]

Watching Django Unchained and having a JD.

No need to rant so far.:niceone:

[dangerous]

Vodafone you useless fuckin cunts.
My old dial up was faster than your useless fucking vodem system & a lot fucking cheaper. FUCK YOU YOU GLOBAL WIDE CARTEL OF COMMUNICATION CUNTS.......:shit:
If you don't get your shit together then IM going to blow up your shit. And Im going to throw shit all over your shit. :shifty:
Your service is shit. But you know that because that is how you have designed it. To be so shit that cunts give up. But not this cunt.....:oi-grr:
How fucking un-user friendly can you be? As un-user friendly as only you fuckin cunts can be.:motu:
I want to smash your shit so bad. Fuck you, fucking Vodafone, I want your balls smashed, eat shit.:yeah::finger:






I will continue to eat your shit as you global cartel of cunts mean I have no other option.:violin::crybaby:

hey... have ya tried turning it on???

[FJRider]

oh... So you've met Vodafone I see

And ... STILL with Vodaphone .... <_<






mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...

[unstuck]

I got nothing, my life is still pretty AWESOME. :bleh:

[BuzzardNZ]

just gave up smoking after 25 years, traded it in on vaping with the hope of giving up the lot eventually. But for now the e-ciggie is $15 per week vs $71 for the real smokes. Shall see how it pans out... Wish me luck.

[unstuck]

just gave up smoking after 25 years, traded it in on vaping with the hope of giving up the lot eventually. But for now the e-ciggie is $15 per week vs $71 for the real smokes. Shall see how it pans out... Wish me luck.

Well done fella.

[george formby]

I got nothing, my life is still pretty AWESOME. :bleh:

More or less ditto. Got the o ring kit for me CRM's carbie toady, woo hoo. Wheelie good weekend coming up. On the rant side, the missus dumped a bucket of hot ashes from the fire onto my broad bean embryos to give them a feed. <_< Come the apocalypse I hope she can hunt coz her agriculture is a total disaster.
Oh, look! A cold beer. Musty be off.

[george formby]

just gave up smoking after 25 years, traded it in on vaping with the hope of giving up the lot eventually. But for now the e-ciggie is $15 per week vs $71 for the real smokes. Shall see how it pans out... Wish me luck.

I wish.. Never mind, a family in Guatemala has a Merc and a pool from my habit. You smirking strawberry, menthol or real nicotine e-ciggies?

Well done, too. My ciggie habit is like having a wee demon possessing my hands. If they're empty for two minutes a rollie appears as if by magic.

[puddytat]

And ... STILL with Vodaphone .... <_<






mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...

No Telescam coverage here.....

[Laava]

just gave up smoking after 25 years, traded it in on vaping with the hope of giving up the lot eventually. But for now the e-ciggie is $15 per week vs $71 for the real smokes. Shall see how it pans out... Wish me luck.

I worked out that I was smoking a new motorbike every three years. So I gave up and bought a new motorbike to celebrate!

[BuzzardNZ]

I wish.. Never mind, a family in Guatemala has a Merc and a pool from my habit. You smirking strawberry, menthol or real nicotine e-ciggies?

Well done, too. My ciggie habit is like having a wee demon possessing my hands. If they're empty for two minutes a rollie appears as if by magic.

:shifty: real nicotine and not imported :eek: I too was a rollie slave, now im turkish blend/watermelon!

[scumdog]

Now trying some home-made whisky gifted to me. Not bad for home made.

[BuzzardNZ]

Well done fella.

Thanks,

She smokes the same brand i think

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Extremely-Fat-Woman.jpg

[unstuck]

Thanks,

She smokes the same brand i think



Corrrrr. She can smoke mine any day.:eek:

[Laava]

Looks like she might have popped out a stool sample

[scumdog]

hey... have ya tried turning it on???

Just what the world needs - a smart-arse ginga!:rolleyes::lol:

[husaberg]

Vodafone you useless fuckin cunts.
My old dial up was faster than your useless fucking vodem system & a lot fucking cheaper. FUCK YOU YOU GLOBAL WIDE CARTEL OF COMMUNICATION CUNTS.......:shit:
If you don't get your shit together then IM going to blow up your shit. And Im going to throw shit all over your shit. :shifty:
Your service is shit. But you know that because that is how you have designed it. To be so shit that cunts give up. But not this cunt.....:oi-grr:
How fucking un-user friendly can you be? As un-user friendly as only you fuckin cunts can be.:motu:
I want to smash your shit so bad. Fuck you, fucking Vodafone, I want your balls smashed, eat shit.:yeah::finger:
I will continue to eat your shit as you global cartel of cunts mean I have no other option.:violin::crybaby:

Puddytat most of the new phones these days you don't dial the have these key pads things do you think that might be the issue:innocent:
ps nice rant two thumbs up

[puddytat]

Puddytat most of the new phones these days you don't dial the have these key pads things do you think that might be the issue:innocent:
ps nice rant two thumbs up


We doo the internet thing via a vodem sticky thingy that you stick in the PC (anyone remember them?)
Don't get me started on fucking phones.
Tis the reason that the net is so fucking slow 'cause kids & cuntz doing all their shit on them & have to facefuck & shit on them all the time, & having to tell everyone in the world about it & pictures of cats doin shit with captions & watching shit I don't like..... & using 10 apps at once & all the fucking kidz are at home on holiday & wasting time on their fucking phone or Gaypod instead of like when I was a kid & we were lucky if we had a pushbike FFS & we were doing all the stuff our parents told us we shouldn't. You hardly even see a kid outside nowadays unless mummies taking them to soccer. Its like every one has got a fucking screen in front of their face all the fucking time. No wonder cunts get killed by double decker bus or 10 ton trucks.:weird:

[Bikemad]

so i come home from the footy club tonight after a few to see a suggested post on my FB from Kaspa Transmissions extoling their virtues so thought i would share with you lot what i wrote on their post.....they say revenge is a dish best served cold.......

WARNING WARNING WARNING My experience with Kaspa Nth Shore 2 years ago....the auto in my Ute made a slight ticking noise when in reverse....still worked and drove fine....they took it out...inspected it....said it was all ok but there was a bit of endplay in the crank... Not unusual on a 99vs commodore they said... Machined something to stop the noise...they said.........put it back together.... Charged me $700.... I picked it up...paid the $700 3...Yes... 3 kilometres later it was fucked and needed a total rebuild costing me another $3000. Clearly they did something wrong when they put it back together after the first $700 bill... Fucking rogues in my opinion. I still have the invoices if anyone doubts my story and intend on taking them to small claims sometime in the future......apparently you have 6 years in which to file a claim......i will NEVER use their services again and i would stress to anyone who thinks about dropping your car in for a FREE 10 point check....DON"T DO IT........its a license for them to print money........i wouldn't sell these guys the steam off my shit......Please share this with anyone and everyone.......

[Black Knight]

I worked out that I was smoking a new motorbike every three years. So I gave up and bought a new motorbike to celebrate!

In my case at $100 a week fucking up my lungs, I worked out I could buy a used bike every year.I gave up 5 years ago and now have five good classic bikes in my workshop-breathing better as well.

[dangerous]

Looks like she might have popped out a stool sample
hahaha fark me... it might a been last nights pudding watch out the milk tanker that delivered the cream to make the ice cream might be next.

[Drew]

Now trying some home-made whisky gifted to me. Not bad for home made.

It is not legal to give away home brew. Just saying.

[ellipsis]

...a neighbours truck was broken into at the top of our road...whoever did has to drive past our place to get there...my son has a camera mounted on a pole taking shots of all that moves ...hopefully we can id the arsehole or plural of...I hate cunts who steal other peoples stuff...luckily my truck and my sons truck which are full of tools were not touched...

[eldog]

...a neighbours truck was broken into at the top of our road...whoever did has to drive past our place to get there...my son has a camera mounted on a pole taking shots of all that moves ...hopefully we can id the arsehole or plural of...I hate cunts who steal other peoples stuff...luckily my truck and my sons truck which are full of tools were not touched...

where you live again, I need some tools :devil2:

[eldog]

Corrrrr. She can smoke mine any day.:eek:

Nah, but its a strong deck, reminds me I gotto think about extending mine for summer:wait:

[husaberg]

We doo the internet thing via a vodem sticky thingy that you stick in the PC (anyone remember them?)
Don't get me started on fucking phones.
Tis the reason that the net is so fucking slow 'cause kids & cuntz doing all their shit on them & have to facefuck & shit on them all the time, & having to tell everyone in the world about it & pictures of cats doin shit with captions & watching shit I don't like..... & using 10 apps at once & all the fucking kidz are at home on holiday & wasting time on their fucking phone or Gaypod instead of like when I was a kid & we were lucky if we had a pushbike FFS & we were doing all the stuff our parents told us we shouldn't. You hardly even see a kid outside nowadays unless mummies taking them to soccer. Its like every one has got a fucking screen in front of their face all the fucking time. No wonder cunts get killed by double decker bus or 10 ton trucks.:weird:

:corn::corn::corn:

[scumdog]

No rants tonight?

You twats must live an effin' sweet life, bastids!

[Laava]

Soapy tit wank. Can't complain!

[scumdog]

Soapy tit wank. Can't complain!


You will when soap gets in your eye...:msn-wink:

[Laava]

That wasn't soap!

[Big Dog]

That wasn't soap!
They werent tits...

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[Laava]

They werent tits...

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That's the magic of soap!

[mashman]

They werent tits...

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Like a lathering (insert name pun) brush?

[Big Dog]

That's the magic of soap!
Jolly clean hands then eh[emoji12]

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[Big Dog]

Like a lathering (insert name pun) brush?
I have a few lathering brushes. Straight razors the only way I can shave regular without making a blood donation.

You haven't had your balls tickled until you have experienced a well used boar bristle brush. Especially when unexpected.

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[Laava]

I have a few lathering brushes. Straight razors the only way I can shave regular without making a blood donation.

You haven't had your balls tickled until you have experienced a well used boar bristle brush. Especially when unexpected.

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How much of this post was talking about shaving?

[Big Dog]

How much of this post was talking about shaving?

If you have to ask, you're not old enough to know. :msnwink:

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[Kickaha]

No rants tonight?

You twats must live an effin' sweet life, bastids!

Fuck off copper, don't you have some donuts to eat or innocent people to persecute?

[scumdog]

Once again the KB Friday Night Rant thread is deader than a dead dingos donger...Whiskers-Blake but you lot have a cushy life...

[Ocean1]

Once again the KB Friday Night Rant thread is deader than a dead dingos donger...Whiskers-Blake but you lot have a cushy life...

Uummm. My beer could technically be a tad cooler?

The nice lady out cleaning my SDR today was slightly overdressed?

I have to be up crack of noon tomorrow to trundle in to the office to fabricate a series of carefully crafted pleas for otherwise completely unsolicited charitable funds hereinafter referred to as commercial invoices? Yeah, that's fucking tough.

[5ive]

Once again the KB Friday Night Rant thread is deader than a dead dingos donger...Whiskers-Blake but you lot have a cushy life...

Facebook.com?

[scumdog]

Facebook.com?

For softcocks too weak to handle KB!:2thumbsup

[5ive]

For softcocks too weak to handle KB!:2thumbsup

I don't know about that, maybe you are not casting your KB net wide enough?

Maybe you could try:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/140713-Stupid-World

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/165722-Trans-Pacific-Partnership-Agreement

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/122031-My-first-poll-for-the-NZ-public

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173307-Conspiracy-theorists

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/54686-Pointless-drivel-posts

I think you're right though, life is too easy on a motorcycle :scooter:

[scumdog]

I don't know about that, maybe you are not casting your KB net wide enough?

Maybe you could try:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/140713-Stupid-World

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/165722-Trans-Pacific-Partnership-Agreement

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/122031-My-first-poll-for-the-NZ-public

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173307-Conspiracy-theorists

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/54686-Pointless-drivel-posts

I think you're right though, life is too easy on a motorcycle :scooter:


You're missing the point dude - they're not on THIS thread, my thread - and it's all about ME!

[husaberg]

I don't know about that, maybe you are not casting your KB net wide enough?

Maybe you could try:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/140713-Stupid-World

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/165722-Trans-Pacific-Partnership-Agreement

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/122031-My-first-poll-for-the-NZ-public

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173307-Conspiracy-theorists

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/54686-Pointless-drivel-posts

I think you're right though, life is too easy on a motorcycle.

you missed such classics as
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173754-Murray-I-am-sorry
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173918-Enough-s-enough
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/155770-Dear-http-m-*
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158249-Boston-bombing
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/170344-Who-still-believes-9-11-was-carried-out-by-terrorists-with-box-cutters
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158073-The-fascist-regime-that-made-you-a-moron-Thanks-dJonkey
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/172649-USA-and-Israel
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/169634-Key-Government-out-on-its-own-No-one-else-to-blame!/page64

[5ive]

Haha, I have been around on these forums for a while even without a log in, just thought I'd show you where I thought the whinge traffic has been going lately.

KB isn't what it used to be...

[husaberg]

Haha, I have been around on these forums for a while even without a log in, just thought I'd show you where I thought the whinge traffic has been going lately.

KB isn't what it used to be...

KB needs a whinger alert to stamp that shit out

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[ellipsis]

...slipped and folded my big toe under on the way out the door this am...hurt a bit, normal bend your toe too much, pain...put boots on , went to work, carried timber, sawed timber, swallowed and breathed timber, loaded trailer with timber, walked a k or two...no fucking problem, no warning from toe that it was injured...just another day of normal sore feet...knocked off, went home. removed boots, socks...big toe suddenly went ,'fuck you', turned green and black right before my eyes...now disabled, nearly out of piss and my rant starts here:...

...it's cold, I'm still sore even though I have just about drunk all I have... went outside to get some firewood and have a piss and....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...

[Grumph]

...slipped and folded my big toe under on the way out the door this am...hurt a bit, normal bend your toe too much, pain...put boots on , went to work, carried timber, sawed timber, swallowed and breathed timber, loaded trailer with timber, walked a k or two...no fucking problem, no warning from toe that it was injured...just another day of normal sore feet...knocked off, went home. removed boots, socks...big toe suddenly went ,'fuck you', turned green and black right before my eyes...now disabled, nearly out of piss and my rant starts here:...

...it's cold, I'm still sore even though I have just about drunk all I have... went outside to get some firewood and have a piss and....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...

Ouch...yep, evil white shit here too. Probably not as much as you but still unwanted.Third lot of the winter after a couple of years without...
Send the boy or the wife down to the pub to stock up, grab a pack of frozen peas for the toe and put the foot up while the grog is consumed.

[Kickaha]

.
...it's cold, I'm still sore even though I have just about drunk all I have... went outside to get some firewood and have a piss and....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...


Fuck you Gingas are moaning cunts

[Scuba_Steve]

Well it aint Friday no more, but I fucking hate plastering. A bitch of a thing to get right

[Berries]

Well it aint Friday no more, but I fucking hate plastering. A bitch of a thing to get right
I managed ok last night.

[ellipsis]

Fuck you Gingas are moaning cunts


...but you must admit, we come up with some cool ideas, eh...:rolleyes:

[dangerous]

I managed ok last night.

head ach tells ya so huh? :nya:


Fuck you Gingas are moaning cunts
least we dont need 3 wheels to be able ta ride...



....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...
30mm... shit man even oll Grumph's has more than that on his head, and chin for that matter...
its great shit gets the kids out the house and as in yesterdays case me on my arse, and that was just in the car park, from yesterdays school trip

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[scumdog]

Bought a jar of Indiana State Moonshine today, it's kinda OK but tastes like bourbon without the flavour (which it probably is)

Wouldn't really recommend it, I'd almost rather put the money into petrol for the bike...but on a cold wet snowy night like this it's the better choice.

[oldrider]

Bought a jar of Indiana State Moonshine today, it's kinda OK but tastes like bourbon without the flavour (which it probably is)

Wouldn't really recommend it, I'd almost rather put the money into petrol for the bike...but on a cold wet snowy night like this it's the better choice.

Why don't you try the moonshine in the petrol for the bike - it might develop an impediment in it's vardoom vardoom! :ride:

[Big Dog]

Why don't you try the moonshine in the petrol for the bike - it might develop an impediment in it's vardoom vardoom! :ride:
Because he doesn't want to strip the paint of the tank?

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[scumdog]

it's Friday night mofos - start ranting!:woohoo:

[husaberg]

it's Friday night mofos - start ranting!:woohoo:

Fricking mossy hasn't stumped up with surveillance pics................:2thumbsup

Can we arrange a hit............

[caspernz]

So I got passed today by a super trucker. You know the kind, full noise in the hammer lane. Soft or flat tyre on a drive axle, called him on the Charlie Baker and got more or less dismissed for my words of caution. I was really really pissed when it took another four minutes before the tyre carrying all the weight on that end went pop and scattered bits of tyre all over the road... Now I don't often laugh at my fellow truckers but this tosspot got the big beep beep and a big grin from this fella.

Suppose you all reckon I shoulda stopped and laughed at him up close for being a wise ass??

[caspernz]

Fricking mossy hasn't stumped up with surveillance pics................:2thumbsup

Can we arrange a hit............

I received my e-mail, didn't you get yours?

[puddytat]

Well I'm really fucked off with that poltergeist/Leprechaun cunt, which I only catch a glimpse of when I'm looking for something I cant find & that is really important in the overall scheme of things.....:angry2::mad:
and I hear the bastards malicious laughter as I swear & curse my way around the place & the cats are running in all directions. The missus is saying calm down & yeah like saying calm down is really going to help in my present rage as she never loses shit & the leprechaun has the hots for her anyway.
And its all to do with some righteous cunt who's being a cunt by making it difficult to cross his land on the way to where I want to go & its taken 20 fucking phone calls to all & sundry all over the show & having to listen for far to long to shit music while waiting for some cunt in an office somewhere to finish their Latte .
And now after all that:angry2::angry2: the piece of paper that had the phone number of the person who was going to make it all better has been maliciously disappeared by that little prick.:bash:
Or its the missus...

[Autech]

I got nothing to rant about, so I shall dig deep.

Nah, nothing. Does that mean I am happy? Wtf.


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[98tls]

I got nothing to rant about, so I shall dig deep.

Nah, nothing. Does that mean I am happy? Wtf.


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Worse than happy...methinks your sober:brick:

[Ocean1]

I got nothing to rant about, so I shall dig deep.

Nah, nothing. Does that mean I am happy? Wtf.


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Perhaps sir should would be better suited to this: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/171833-Reasons-to-be-cheerful

[Autech]

Worse than happy...methinks your sober:brick:

I am too. Only had a couple as I need to function tomorrow as a fucking pipe burst in our fucking ceiling while we were on fucking holiday in fucking Canada. So we are living in a fucking motel while the insurance company fixes our fucking fucked house!

Rant achieved!



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[caspernz]

I am too. Only had a couple as I need to function tomorrow as a fucking pipe burst in our fucking ceiling while we were on fucking holiday in fucking Canada. So we are living in a fucking motel while the insurance company fixes our fucking fucked house!

Rant achieved!



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You said you had nuthin to rant about?!? Thou doth lie :brick:

[puddytat]

Have a snickers Bro....

[Autech]

You said you had nuthin to rant about?!? Thou doth lie :brick:

Well I am getting my whole house renovated as a result of said pipe bursting, so its kinda bitter sweet.


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[scumdog]

Well I am getting my whole house renovated as a result of said pipe bursting, so its kinda bitter sweet.


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We get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!:headbang:

[caspernz]

Well I am getting my whole house renovated as a result of said pipe bursting, so its kinda bitter sweet.


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Listen here! This sort of positive thinking just makes me wanna have another scotch, so cut it out!!

[98tls]

We get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!:headbang:

You need to fire up the coffee table at night mate...just to keep the chill off.

[Autech]

We get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!:headbang:

The trick is to fuck off for a month n turn off your hot water cylinder to save power. Then all you need is a massive freeze like we had (apparently, i was in 30deg heat :D) a few weeks back and BOOM, frozen pipe causing the ceiling to collapse and putting the whole 120sqm house under a few cms of water.

Fuck it, time for another vodka.


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