Friday Night Rants?

[unstuck]

Yeah, life sux. I cant find a single thing to complain about. :headbang::headbang:

[Erelyes]

I was forced to go thrash a mates E30 BMW race car around Manfeild today. Fuck I hate my life!

He doesn't have a girl's name by any chance?

[unstuck]

just you lot wait n see, chch will be the new gore

Why, they getting a big sheep and trout too? :devil2:

[Drew]

He doesn't have a girl's name by any chance?Wouldn't have thought so myself. James is a fairly manish name.

[Stirts]

Munters. ..munters everywhere! !! Try working with clinical staff trying to do admin shit. Managing expectation vs reality with a Microsoft product. Sitting in no-mans-land between IT and "business end users".

Fark pass me that other bottle of bubbly!!!

[scumdog]

My rant... well chch is well fucked, the gang population is now massive and growing, im thinking when all the work stops there will be such a high unemployment number that crime will sky rocket, it will not be a nice place, hell every 2nd car ya look into has some kinda retard with tats on their neck and a bald head... just you lot wait n see, chch will be the new gore


And ya can keep 'em there where they belong, we don't want them down here!

Mind you, when they do get here they generally find it is too quiet, too far from their mates and they stand out too well to us... "We don't cotton on to y'all, this place is no home for ya, the north is callin' for ya"<_<

Oh, and Gore has it's standards and have enough white trash that's home grown so don't need to import any!

[Stirts]

I was forced to go thrash a mates E30 BMW race car around Manfeild today. Fuck I hate my life!

Fuck you, you fucken fuck!!

[scumdog]

Why, they getting a big sheep and trout too? :devil2:

And probably The Firm too if they're lucky!:msn-wink:

[Drew]

Fuck you, you fucken fuck!!
You wouldn't have liked it.:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

And probably The Firm too if they're lucky!:msn-wink:

Had a funny encounter with them the other day, they were all being really nice.:tugger:

[Berg]

Why is it so many of the "morning rush" pedestrians have a FUCKING DEATH WISH!
Driving through Wellytown at 9am this morning every bastard wanted to run out in front of the car.
Could have been a "max points" day if I allowed 10 points per person and stayed off the brakes

[husaberg]

Fuck you, you fucken fuck!!

did you say fucking were do we queue up.. is there a long wait? do we also get sandwiches after..

[Stirts]

You wouldn't have liked it.:msn-wink:

True...too many wheels.

I will keep telling myself until I believe it is so!

[unstuck]

did you say fucking were do we queue up.. is there a long wait? do we also get sandwiches after..

You aint doing it right, if you still have energy to eat afterwards.:blip:

[Berries]

My rant... well chch is well fucked, the gang population is now massive and growing, im thinking when all the work stops there will be such a high unemployment number that crime will sky rocket, it will not be a nice place, hell every 2nd car ya look into has some kinda retard with tats on their neck and a bald head... just you lot wait n see, chch will be the new gore
Went to central Christchurch for the first time since the earthquake last weekend. In an old job I used to go every few weeks so knew the centre of town quite well. Fuck me. Amongst all the new car parks, empty but for the odd crane, the hotel had a view of a building on Hereford Street with curtains flapping through the multitude of broken windows. A new view, given the Heritage is no more, but I kind of expected a bit more work to have been done by now. How long has it been? No coffee, no bars, no kebabs and no burgers. A bit more Beirut than Balclutha.

[Drew]

True...too many wheels.

I will keep telling myself until I believe it is so!It's fucken awesome! Ya wouldn't believe how close to the corner you are before ya think about the brakes. They look slow as fuck to watch, feel like a supercar driver when you're in there.

Seriously, it was a cunt of a day.

[husaberg]

You aint doing it right, if you still have energy to eat afterwards.:blip:

There is a right way........ A good time not necessarily a long time.......
This is Stirts we are talking about, she in't used to anything flashy.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=299830&d=1407491514

[Akzle]

Driving through Wellytown at 9am this morning every bastard wanted to run out in front of the car.

you were in a car, shut the fuck up.

[Big Dog]

KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Cunt Of A Day - YouTube
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5Kq0hJwzY


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[scumdog]

It's fucken awesome! Ya wouldn't believe how close to the corner you are before ya think about the brakes. They look slow as fuck to watch, feel like a supercar driver when you're in there.

Seriously, it was a cunt of a day.

Even fanging around Teretonga in a work car is fun, I was amazed how well stability control could get me out of a (deliberate!) ham-fisted attempt at a hair-pin bend!.:D

[unstuck]

Even fanging around Teretonga in a work car is fun, I was amazed how well stability control could get me out of a (deliberate!) ham-fisted attempt at a hair-pin bend!.:D

Pics, or GTFO.:devil2:

[Stirts]

is there a long wait?

Ask your hand :bleh:


Seriously, it was a cunt of a day.

Cunt

[husaberg]

Ask your hand :bleh:
He's not talking to me, I think he's a lil embarrassed about stuff

ps you are a few messages behind

also I see now Tina you are up to number 5 on the members list...... only just coming up the rear of Nodrog...how times change:buggerd:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=reputation&pp=30

[Berg]

you were in a car, shut the fuck up.
Cunts won't give me a work bike!

[scumdog]

Pics, or GTFO.:devil2:

Ya shoulda been there!:cool:

[Stirts]

ham-fisted attempt at a hair-pin bend!.:D


Pics, or GTFO.:devil2:


ps you are a few messages behind

Fuck you.. I got distracted by a "ham fisted" search and battling with my inner self on should I shouldn't I post that shit here

[husaberg]

Fuck you.. I got distracted by a "ham fisted" search and battling with my inner self on should I shouldn't I post that shit here

Silly sausage they don't need to be pork or ham sandwich's plain old bacon is fine......

[Scuba_Steve]

Fucking car has issues running on 3 cyl... found the problem, needs new part but it's a stupid modern car with stupid modern parts that cost stupid amounts of money :mad:

[scumdog]

Silly sausage they don't need to be pork or ham sandwich's plain old bacon is fine......

Hey..hey..HEY, I'm a bit sensitive about all this reference to porcine products fuck ya!!!:bleh:

[scumdog]

Fuck you.. I got distracted by a "ham fisted" search and battling with my inner self on should I shouldn't I post that shit here

Sorry, didn't realise ya had a thing for fisting!:blip::rofl:

[husaberg]

Hey..hey..HEY, I'm a bit sensitive about all this reference to porcine products fuck ya!!!:bleh:


Funny I don't think of pork sausages or making bacon when I think ScumDog... more handcuff and battons ...no sorry that's Stirts again.....:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

no sorry that's Stirts again.....:rolleyes:

Princess will get jealous. :innocent:

[unstuck]

Fucking car has issues running on 3 cyl... found the problem, needs new part but it's a stupid modern car with stupid modern parts that cost stupid amounts of money :mad:

Coil pack???

[Scuba_Steve]

Coil pack???

ignition coil, condenser coil, yea whatever ya wanna call it we gots a fucked one & apparently they not cheap

[unstuck]

If it is a modern car, with 4 cylinders it more than likely has 4 coils, or coil packs and as you say they are not cheap. Bummer.:msn-wink:

[Scuba_Steve]

If it is a modern car, with 4 cylinders it more than likely has 4 coils, or coil packs and as you say they are not cheap. Bummer.:msn-wink:

yea only 1 fucked at the mo, might try replace that locally & ebay some replacements incase the rest decide to die.

Only good thing about these modern vehicles is the "what da fucks wrong with my vehicle" OBD connector... But all that does is save time

[husaberg]

Princess will get jealous. :innocent:



Where is princess? I assume she has still got a thing for me, but is playing her cards close to her mmmmmmmmmmmchest:love:
Anyway husaberg doen't want to be tied down to one girl... although ironically husaberg does like to tie down girls and treat them like princesses (but only with the appropriate level of consent mind you)
http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/623/51623/357763.jpg

[unstuck]

Where is princess?

Still tied up in your basement I assume.:wacko:

[dangerous]

I was forced to go thrash a mates E30 BMW race car around Manfeild today. Fuck I hate my life!

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[unstuck]

Pukerau 4x4 trials on today, and it is raining. Life is awesome.:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[Scuba_Steve]

Pukerau 4x4 trials on today, and it is raining. Life is awesome.:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

Not very good at this rant thing are you???

[ellipsis]

...I had my personal rant about fireworks and the dangers and stress that they create...fuck personal liberties and some fucked up notion that just because we always did it, makes it cool to carry on...
...my brother, a very busy boatbuilder just lost his workshop, every tool he has ever owned and all of his personal effects that he stored in his workshop...he could not get insurance due to all the crap we have had over the last four years and because of the buildings location...it's not confirmed, but the cause points towards fucking fireworks...

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[unstuck]

Not very good at this rant thing are you???

Nah, not really my thing, but had an awesome day.:innocent:

[scumdog]

Nah, not really my thing, but had an awesome day.:innocent:

So did I.

Went to the Kaitangata Car Show, hot sunny day, about 200 car & bikes from all over, all makes and models.

Money raise goes to local charities etc.

SOR-REE about the non-rant, I'm in a good mood!:niceone:

[unstuck]

So did I.

Went to the Kaitangata Car Show, hot sunny day, about 200 car & bikes from all over, all makes and models.

Money raise goes to local charities etc.

SOR-REE about the non-rant, I'm in a good mood!:niceone:

Must be why there was all the chevys in town when I came through about half an hour ago. Turned out to be stinking hot too.:2thumbsup

[ElCoyote]

So did I.

Went to the Kaitangata Car Show, hot sunny day, about 200 car & bikes from all over, all makes and models.

Money raise goes to local charities etc.

SOR-REE about the non-rant, I'm in a good mood!:niceone:

What you need is another nude chase to get you wound up, although now that its a bit warmer you might enjoy!!

[dangerous]

SOR-REE about the non-rant, I'm in a good mood!:niceone:want two shitty kids and a grumpy pms missus?

[scumdog]

want two shitty kids and a grumpy pms missus?

Been there - done that. Wanted my money back.

Now no kids and no missus, :woohoo:(Well for a week or two)

[Madness]

want two shitty kids and a grumpy pms missus?

Are they gingas? If they are, good luck with that.

[dangerous]

Are they gingas? If they are, good luck with that.
NOoooooooo... they were saved from that gene, somehow

[Madness]

NOoooooooo... they were saved from that gene, somehow

I think you should buy the milk man something this Christmas ;)

[unstuck]

...I had my personal rant about fireworks and the dangers and stress that they create...fuck personal liberties and some fucked up notion that just because we always did it, makes it cool to carry on...
...my brother, a very busy boatbuilder just lost his workshop, every tool he has ever owned and all of his personal effects that he stored in his workshop...he could not get insurance due to all the crap we have had over the last four years and because of the buildings location...it's not confirmed, but the cause points towards fucking fireworks...

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Ban the fucking things I say, thats a bit of bad luck for your bro dude.:crazy:

[haydes55]

Cunts won't give me a work bike!


Neither! I've asked the manager, that didn't work, so I asked the general manager, she just laughed at me. So I gave up asking and told the boss.... He made excuses and said no..... Bastards.

[dangerous]

...my brother, a very busy boatbuilder just lost his workshop, every tool he has ever owned and all of his personal effects that he stored in his workshop...he could not get insurance due to all the crap we have had over the last four years and because of the buildings location...it's not confirmed, but the cause points towards fucking fireworks...

1st... your mum breed more than once!
2nd... every year ya hear about the dog that had a cracker shoved up its arse, the cat that had one in its ear, the kid with the burnt hand and the 3 letter boxs turned to ash, and the little shit that puts a poha in the fence that cought fire... OH WAIT that was me in 1978 yea at that age, minors could buy em from the dariy how cool was that... YEAH BAN EM comercial shows only

Mine you since me we fence issue I have never brought fire works, never... till last week, and tonight I might just set em alive... for the kids aye, NOW BAN EM

[ellipsis]

... your mum bred more than once!



...there are eight of us D, luckily for the planet only two of us got the ginga...

[husaberg]

NOoooooooo... they were saved from that gene, somehow

Its probably there recessively lurking... I think only like 1% of the population are gingas........ you are like endangered species, they will soon have to start a captive mating program like they did for the Pandas....:innocent:

[ellipsis]

I think only like 1% of the population are gingas........ you are like endangered species,

...it was 7% worldwide some years back...are we really facing extinction...surely we can get some funding to research this and buy piss and drugs and new utes, etc...

[husaberg]

...it was 7% worldwide some years back...are we really facing extinction...surely we can get some funding to research this and buy piss and drugs and new utes, etc...


Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein.
Origins



Red hair is the rarest natural hair color in humans. The non-tanning skin associated with red hair may have been advantageous in far-northern climates where sunlight is scarce. Studies by Bodmer and Cavalli-Sforza (1976) hypothesized that lighter skin pigmentation prevents rickets in colder climates by encouraging higher levels of Vitamin D production and also allows the individual to retain heat better than someone with darker skin. In 2000, Harding et al. concluded that red hair was not the result of positive selection and instead proposed that it occurs because of a lack of negative selection. In Africa, for example, red hair is selected against because high levels of sun would be harmful to untanned skin. However, in Northern Europe this does not happen, so redheads come about through genetic drift.

Estimates on the original occurrence of the currently active gene for red hair vary from 20,000 to 100,000 years ago.

A DNA study has concluded that some Neanderthals also had red hair,

In September 2011, Cryos International, one of the world's largest sperm banks, announced that it would no longer accept donations from red-haired men due to low demand from women seeking artificial insemination.

ya fucked another extinction the result of global warming

[Kickaha]

Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation


Fucking Mutants, burn them all

[Grumph]

...it was 7% worldwide some years back...are we really facing extinction...surely we can get some funding to research this and buy piss and drugs and new utes, etc...

Redheaded Maori probably can.....

Tough shit for your Bro. Hope the cops find the perp - and he has rich parents.

[Madness]

...you are like endangered species, they will soon have to start a captive mating program like they did for the Pandas....:innocent:

That's one way to ensure all the gingas lose their virginity.

[scumdog]

"It claims the unnamed woman told doctors: 'My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.'

The discovery was made when the woman, from the central Colombian town of Honda, went to hospital complaining of abdominal pains.

When a nurse examined her, she found roots from the potato that had grown...."

And some of you lot thought Hondas were gay....:lol::pinch:

[unstuck]

"It claims the unnamed woman told doctors: 'My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.'

The discovery was made when the woman, from the central Colombian town of Honda, went to hospital complaining of abdominal pains.

When a nurse examined her, she found roots from the potato that had grown...."

And some of you lot thought Hondas were gay....:lol::pinch:

WTF, Heaps of women "use" vegetables, but a fucking potato.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Moi]

... a fucking potato...

it certainly was...

[Woodman]

mmmm fish and chips.

[amberzfire]

WTF, Heaps of women "use" vegetables, but a fucking potato.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then .... :oi-grr:

[dangerous]

you are like endangered species, they will soon have to start a captive mating program like they did for the Pandas....:innocent:fuck you

ya fucked another extinction the result of global warmingfuck you

Fucking Mutants, burn them allfuck you

That's one way to ensure all the gingas lose their virginity.fuck you

...there are eight of us D, luckily for the planet only two of us got the ginga...and fuck you... NO wait, only two superior beings out of eight... 1 n 4 that be right takes 4 others to match one red... whos had a red come on I know its like admiting to ya mate ya had a fatie, diferance is the reds go BOOM yeah you know scumie

[unstuck]

well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then .... :oi-grr:

Oh yes I do.:blip::tugger:

[husaberg]

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
and fuck you... NO wait, only two superior beings out of eight... 1 n 4 that be right takes 4 others to match one red... whos had a red come on I know its like admiting to ya mate ya had a fatie, diferance is the reds go BOOM yeah you know scumie

oh that's breaking all those stereotypes of the gingas being angry picks with short fuses isn't it sweetheart:killingme


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4fwjrmci4

[Moi]

well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then .... :oi-grr:

what about pineapples? :rolleyes:

[amberzfire]

what about pineapples? :rolleyes:

rule of thumb .. keep fruit & veges seperate .. it tends to make the lads walk uncomfortably for about a week but an ice pack helps with that.

[Laava]

well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then .... :oi-grr:

Ya get Peter Peter in to help out?

[Scuba_Steve]

fucking modern cars I tells ya... There's a reason I stick in the 80's with my vehicles, they fucking work!!! admittedly sometimes with the help of a hammer, but they work!!!

[unstuck]

Been out following the silverfern rally around today, love the sound of a tapped out escort.:Punk::Punk::Punk:


No complaints here.:whistle:

[JimO]

mmmm fish and chips.
i see what you did there

[scumdog]

Too much bourbon & too little coke left.

Damn!:weep:

[ellipsis]

Too much bourbon & too little coke left.

Damn!:weep:


...you'll just have to do lines with whats left...I suggest a very short straw...

[amberzfire]

Im gunna rant .. can I rant? well fk you's all anyway Im gunna rant .. 8 fkn days straight of fkn young cunts letting off fkn fireworks all hours of the fkn night (ok granted waste of time letting them off in the day time I suppose :rolleyes: ) .. I say ban the fkn cunts .. was out the door abusing the cunts across the road in the beach carpark :angry2: at 2am this morning .. hey you wanna wake my kids up at all hours of the night 7 days in a row .. ya muthafucka shit gunna down .. well a mouth gunna get loud anywayz .. and to top it all off .. the fkn cunts said to me 'fuck off inside nana' .. nana? .. nana? .. :angry2: well that just fkn topped it off .. now fkn fireworks are going off again .. in the fkn wind .. if I drunk alcohol Id be having one now but I don't so Im gunna make a fkn coffee and what .. furthermore .. I actually had a really awesome day. No doubt my post will end up in PD like the rest of my shit so get fkd.

[ellipsis]

furthermore .. I actually had a really awesome day.

...certainly fucked that rant then, eh...

[amberzfire]

...certainly fucked that rant then, eh...

trying really hard to rant good ... ahh fk that don't even make sense :brick:

[ellipsis]

trying really hard to rant good ... ahh fk that don't even make sense :brick:

...the magnitude of your rant is about up with the soft cock ranting of late...ever'body must be all safe and snug in whatever shit makes them happy...that'll change...mark my words...

[amberzfire]

...the magnitude of your rant is about up with the soft cock ranting of late...ever'body must be all safe and snug in whatever shit makes them happy...that'll change...mark my words...

I'll be sure to take out the - 'I had an awesome day' next time .. there fkn happy now

[ellipsis]

I'll be sure to take out the - 'I had an awesome day' next time .. there fkn happy now


...only if you show Akzle yer tits...

[Akzle]

I'll be sure to take out the - 'I had an awesome day' next time .. there fkn happy now

dont mention the word happy, sets the wrong tone.

[scumdog]

...the magnitude of your rant is about up with the soft cock ranting of late...ever'body must be all safe and snug in whatever shit makes them happy...that'll change...mark my words...

Well fuck YOUUUUU ya fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker, who the hell died and made YOU God so you can call the shots and slag off every other ranter, eh? eh?

Fuck you.:girlfight:

[amberzfire]

...only if you show Akzle yer tits...

ohh for fks sakes your kidding me not you to ...

[ellipsis]

ohh for fks sakes your kidding me not you to ...

...no not me...

[haydes55]

Im gunna rant .. can I rant? well fk you's all anyway Im gunna rant .. 8 fkn days straight of fkn young cunts letting off fkn fireworks all hours of the fkn night (ok granted waste of time letting them off in the day time I suppose :rolleyes: ) .. I say ban the fkn cunts .. was out the door abusing the cunts across the road in the beach carpark :angry2: at 2am this morning .. hey you wanna wake my kids up at all hours of the night 7 days in a row .. ya muthafucka shit gunna down .. well a mouth gunna get loud anywayz .. and to top it all off .. the fkn cunts said to me 'fuck off inside nana' .. nana? .. nana? .. :angry2: well that just fkn topped it off .. now fkn fireworks are going off again .. in the fkn wind .. if I drunk alcohol Id be having one now but I don't so Im gunna make a fkn coffee and what .. furthermore .. I actually had a really awesome day. No doubt my post will end up in PD like the rest of my shit so get fkd.


I'll tell you where you went wrong. You told young dumb cunts to fuck off, so they told you to fuck off.

If you want them to fuck off, chuck a pretty, fluffy dressing gown on, tie your hair up and walk down and see them.

Open up your convo like "wow such pretty fireworks! Bam bam bang pop!" (try sound retarded, the more special you sound, the quicker they'll fuck off).

If they keep letting off fireworks and staying around, say something like "can you please hang round for 5 more minutes? I want to bring my son down to watch, you'll love him, he's the school mathletics champion!".

[ellipsis]

Well fuck YOUUUUU ya fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker, who the hell died and made YOU God so you can call the shots and slag off every other ranter, eh? eh?

Fuck you.:girlfight:


...go and get some Coca Cola ...

[amberzfire]

I'll tell you where you went wrong. You told young dumb cunts to fuck off, so they told you to fuck off.

If you want them to fuck off, chuck a pretty, fluffy dressing gown on, tie your hair up and walk down and see them.

Open up your convo like "wow such pretty fireworks! Bam bam bang pop!" (try sound retarded, the more special you sound, the quicker they'll fuck off).

If they keep letting off fireworks and staying around, say something like "can you please hang round for 5 more minutes? I want to bring my son down to watch, you'll love him, he's the school mathletics champion!".

lol true that .. sounds like a plan ... couple of the little cunts were on bikes to so if any of you little muthafuckas are reading this yea that be me amberzfire in the onsey, speaking french.

[Big Dog]

Been out following the silverfern rally around today, love the sound of a tapped out escort.:Punk::Punk::Punk:


No complaints here.:whistle:

If your escorts are tapping out you either need to pay them more or eat less pies.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

Ahh fuck. Now I have something to rant about. Fuckin mig has run out of wire, and the shop aint open for another hour. Life sucks.:killingme:killingme:killingme

[Drew]

Ahh fuck. Now I have something to rant about. Fuckin mig has run out of wire, and the shop aint open for another hour. Life sucks.:killingme:killingme:killingme

Getting real low on gas for mine today. BOC aren't open at all on the weekends, fuck it all!

[nodrog]

Getting real low on gas for mine today. BOC aren't open at all on the weekends, fuck it all!

get a throw away bottle from mitre10 if you are hard up.

[Drew]

get a throw away bottle from mitre10 if you are hard up.

Got what we needed, done. But that's not and idea, might grab one as a standby.

[dangerous]

Well fuck YOUUUUU ya fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker, who the hell died and made YOU God so you can call the shots and slag off every other ranter, eh? eh?

Fuck you.:girlfight:

HEY... you and that "fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker" gona tuck ya guts in, pull ya pants up turn the puter off and comming to the Magpie next weekend???



Im gunna rant .. can I rant? well fk you's all anyway Im gunna rant .. 8 fkn days straight of fkn young cunts letting off fkn fireworks all hours of the fkn night (ok granted waste of time letting them off in the day time I suppose :rolleyes: ) .. I say ban the fkn cunts .. was out the door abusing the cunts across the road in the beach carpark :angry2: at 2am this morning .. hey you wanna wake my kids up at all hours of the night 7 days in a row .. ya muthafucka shit gunna down .. well a mouth gunna get loud anywayz .. and to top it all off .. the fkn cunts said to me 'fuck off inside nana' .. nana? .. nana? .. :angry2: well that just fkn topped it off .. now fkn fireworks are going off again .. in the fkn wind .. if I drunk alcohol Id be having one now but I don't so Im gunna make a fkn coffee and what .. furthermore .. I actually had a really awesome day. No doubt my post will end up in PD like the rest of my shit so get fkd.

PMS or in need of a root?


...only if you show Akzle yer tits...
ohh mate... the poor kid will wank him self silly after that, it be that red he wouldnt be able to pis straight for a week...

[scumdog]

HEY... you and that "fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker" gona tuck ya guts in, pull ya pants up turn the puter off and comming to the Magpie next weekend???
...

Hmm, was going to.

Then I found out you were going to be there!:rofl::banana:


Ya better jack up some better weather too matey!

[amberzfire]

PMS or in need of a root?

fkn PMS :angry:

[husaberg]

fkn PMS :angry:

Platonic Manhole syndrome?

[amberzfire]

Platonic Manhole syndrome?

Phucken Male Syndrome Full Stop :laugh:

[husaberg]

Phucken Male Syndrome Full Stop :laugh:

Apostrophes...........

[amberzfire]

Apostrophes...........

Exclamation Mark

[husaberg]

Exclamation Mark

explanation of punctuation without pontification.......

[amberzfire]

explanation of punctuation without pontification.......

bro you need to get out more :facepalm:

[husaberg]

bro you need to get out more :facepalm:

Not so sure I want to come out,I seem to like cats to much........:bleh:

[amberzfire]

Not so sure I want to come ,I seem to like cats to much........:bleh:

crazy cat lady man :niceone:

I think I just called you a cross dresser.

[husaberg]

crazy cat lady man :niceone:
I think I just called you a cross dresser.

I do seem to like them that way...........
I think you missiled the pointed retort.........
Regardless been called far far worse.........

[amberzfire]

I do seem to like them that way...........

no comment lol

[Berries]

Get a room for fucks sake.

[husaberg]

Get a room for fucks sake.

she's more into wombs didn't you get the memo? tis word play not four play....

[unstuck]

Finally something to rant about. My old 1985dr has done some really hard landings off a bank on my track, never even flinched. Yesterday I took the 2007 dr up there and launched it off the bank, and landed not to hard I thought. They sure dont make em like they used to.:mad::mad:

[Banditbandit]

Finally something to rant about. My old 1985dr has done some really hard landings off a bank on my track, never even flinched. Yesterday I took the 2007 dr up there and launched it off the bank, and landed not to hard I thought. They sure dont make em like they used to.:mad::mad:

I'm sure Husaberg can find a picture of some barely legal nubile chickie to cheer you up ...

[unstuck]

I'm sure Husaberg can find a picture of some barely legal nubile chickie to cheer you up ...

Nah, Im over it. Just scored another dr the same for fuck all. Life is good again.:sunny:

[Big Dog]

Nah, Im over it. Just scored another dr the same for fuck all. Life is good again.:sunny:

Where do you get DRs from so cheap you are over a major fail in only 2 hours?


Up here you'd be counting yourself lucky if you get change from an arm and a leg.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

Where do you get DRs from so cheap you are over a major fail in only 2 hours?


Up here you'd be counting yourself lucky if you get change from an arm and a leg.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Mates with bike shop owner helps. It is a farm trade in that has been abused quite badly. Motor and wheels are shagged, but frame seems sweet. :Punk::Punk:

[Big Dog]

OIC. So señor fucked frame donates heart and liver to señor fucked organs.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

OIC. So señor fucked frame donates heart and liver to señor fucked organs.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Thats the bugger, just about done too.:Punk::Punk:

[amberzfire]

Get a room for fucks sake.

http://youtu.be/4K4kYMW58to actually no this http://youtu.be/hAv_ceOUC1Q redirect .. and it's brooms .. not wombs or rooms.

[unstuck]

actually no this redirect .. and it's brooms .. not wombs or rooms.

So your a witch? :eek:

[husaberg]

I'm sure Husaberg can find a picture of some barely legal nubile chickie to cheer you up ...

I ran stat search the other day it seems based on stats of looking at pics I am not the biggest KB pervert.
Anyone fancy to guess who is?:lol:


.. and it's brooms .. not wombs or rooms.
Keep it clean.......:p

Found this on the last posted string

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF-3nXe2XTU

[amberzfire]

Any eagles fans? hahahaha

http://youtu.be/mNOLrL7CIdk

[ellipsis]

...I like Zebra Finches...

[husaberg]

Any eagles fans? hahahaha

http://youtu.be/mNOLrL7CIdk

Bloody funny cause it is so true..............:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

I ran stat search the other day it seems based on stats of looking at pics I am not the biggest KB pervert.
Anyone fancy to guess who is?:lol:




Ed??:whistle:

[Crapple]

Woke up thinking it was Friday. It's only Tuesday. Fuckit! :mad::brick:

[unstuck]

Woke up thinking it was Friday. It's only Tuesday. Fuckit! :mad::brick:

Go back to bed for a couple of days then.:niceone:

[Crapple]

Go back to bed for a couple of days then.:niceone:
That's not a bad idea!

[scumdog]

Any eagles fans? hahahaha

http://youtu.be/mNOLrL7CIdk

Not bad.
Not bad at all!:lol:

[amberzfire]

...I like Zebra Finches...

had to google that! cute bird

[unstuck]

Happy ranting suckers:laugh::laugh::laugh:.........Im off here...


https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8504/8340139786_645f17ba88_z.jpg


With a night here......
http://static.tramper.co.nz/files/objectversions/9004/renditions/carousel/PB170106.JPG


With some exploring around in here...


http://static.tramper.co.nz/files/objectversions/9004/renditions/carousel/PB170106.JPG


And a wee ride around here on the way out...


http://www.doc.govt.nz/pagefiles/14214/Eyre-Mountains-223.jpg


My life sux. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Enjoy your alcohol fueled rantings, whilst stroking each others internet cocks.:msn-wink::bleh::bleh::bleh:

[scumdog]

So, how did you jack-up that fine sunny weather, eh? eh?:shifty:

[unstuck]

So, how did you jack-up that fine sunny weather, eh? eh?:shifty:

Wet as fuck, with a mix of thunder and lightning. Some creek crossings were a bit dodgy. Brilliant weekend.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

[Big Dog]

Wet as fuck, with a mix of thunder and lightning. Some creek crossings were a bit dodgy. Brilliant weekend.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

You must have put the wrong address on your order.
Sunshine all weekend.

Bit bleak today though. :tugger:


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Drew]

It's not friday , but I'll have a whinge since I'm having a few Jack Daniels and cokes.

Flew from Perth to site today, to be told apon landing on site that the fucken job I'm here for is off. Fucken fuckers! I don't love sweating my arse off on a mine site for fuck all!

[dangerous]

It's not friday , but I'll have a whinge since I'm having a few Jack Daniels and cokes.
well theres ya issue right there... yank sour mash, rotton spuds as a drink, when will you trash sort ever learn


and whats the deal with the job, they give it to some drunk abbo?

[Grumph]

It's not friday , but I'll have a whinge since I'm having a few Jack Daniels and cokes.

Flew from Perth to site today, to be told apon landing on site that the fucken job I'm here for is off. Fucken fuckers! I don't love sweating my arse off on a mine site for fuck all!

From what Kev tells me - and he worked over there for around 9 years - the current financial situation has made the companies think again about investing in the Pilbarra...What this can mean to contractors is postponement of scheduled work or cancellation of proposed improvements/replacement work. He went permanent workforce for his last couple of years to at least guarantee some continuity of work.

Where in the Pilbarra and who you working for drew ?

[Drew]

well theres ya issue right there... yank sour mash, rotton spuds as a drink, when will you trash sort ever learn


and whats the deal with the job, they give it to some drunk abbo?
Job was just cancelled from the top.

From what Kev tells me - and he worked over there for around 9 years - the current financial situation has made the companies think again about investing in the Pilbarra...What this can mean to contractors is postponement of scheduled work or cancellation of proposed improvements/replacement work. He went permanent workforce for his last couple of years to at least guarantee some continuity of work.

Where in the Pilbarra and who you working for drew ?
That's the current situation, but things are not as bad as they seem.

Contracting to an outfit called Tasman Power, in turn to Power lines Plus. We do the comma/data work for them.

Pretty good gig, loads of work coming up.

[Drew]

Oh yeah, currently at Brockman 2/ Nammuldi.

Been at Rio Yandicoogna and a couple other sites recently though. The scale of what is done here defies belief.

[unstuck]

DR had a wonky wheel bearing this morning, from the beating it took last weekend.:mad::mad::mad:



Had some more in the cupboard though.:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[Banditbandit]

DR had a wonky wheel bearing this morning, from the beating it took last weekend.:mad::mad::mad:



Had some more in the cupboard though.:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Offerings to the God of Dirt Riding ???

[ellipsis]

...I'm fucked off not being fucked off about something...must be an age thing...I could help someone being fucked off with something, if that suited...

[unstuck]

Offerings to the God of Dirt Riding ???

Yep, they got a few sacrifices last weekend.:lol::lol:

[dangerous]

...I'm fucked off not being fucked off about something...must be an age thing...I could help someone being fucked off with something, if that suited...
How about you just... fuck off, fanter pants :woohoo:

[scumdog]

How about you just... fuck off, fanter pants :woohoo:

You fuckin' tell 'im!!:Punk:

[ellipsis]

How about you just... fuck off, fanter pants :woohoo:

...ok...


...see you at Levels next weekend?...

[unstuck]

Damn, need fork oil and the bike shops are shut.:mad::mad::mad:

[husaberg]

damn, need fork oil and the bike shops are shut.:mad::mad::mad:

atf................

[Scuba_Steve]

Damn, need fork oil and the bike shops are shut.:mad::mad::mad:

when has locked doors ever stopped you :shifty:

[unstuck]

when has locked doors ever stopped you :shifty:

There was this one time.:whistle:

[unstuck]

atf................

Yep, done.:2thumbsup

[Big Dog]

There was this one time.:whistle:

... at band camp.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[98tls]

...I'm fucked off not being fucked off about something...must be an age thing...I could help someone being fucked off with something, if that suited...

:niceone:Fucked off there bringing that piece of shit back from Brazil,surely a cargo door could fail/quick stopover to beat the cunt to death etc etc.

[ellipsis]

...I'll add some angst to that...cheers...

[Big Dog]

Should let the bugger serve the rest of his time in the Brazilian prison he initially went to. Springhill will be springhilton by comparison.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[haydes55]

Some cunt was sitting in the oncoming lane waiting to turn right across my path with high beams on.... So I flick my high beams on... His stay on so I just leave them on high beam and drive past slowly..... The cunt pulled the fingers at me..... Wish I wasn't in the work van...... Cunt..... You made me squint.....

[tri boy]

I know it's Saturday, but.........
I hate having to be fricking gentle on brand new speakers, (to loosen up the drivers).
I just wanna rape my new Klipsch Reference puppies.:headbang::wari:

(first world problems aye...............

[unstuck]

I know it's Saturday, but.........
I hate having to be fricking gentle on brand new speakers, (to loosen up the drivers).
I just wanna rape my new Klipsch Reference puppies.:headbang::wari:

(first world problems aye...............

Damn, thems some serious fuckin sound reflectors dude. Be patient, or you will kill em.:Punk::Punk:

[Scuba_Steve]

I know it's Saturday, but.........
I hate having to be fricking gentle on brand new speakers, (to loosen up the drivers).
I just wanna rape my new Klipsch Reference puppies.:headbang::wari:

(first world problems aye...............

need to learn how to do that shit!!! Chuck through a "burn in" cd & fuck off riding for the day... THAT'S how you burn in new systems :cool:

[tri boy]

need to learn how to do that shit!!! Chuck through a "burn in" cd & fuck off riding for the day... THAT'S how you burn in new systems :cool:

Yup. Going to use the receiver, and run them while I'm at work.
50hrs recommended. But Stevie Ray is helping out at present.:yes:

[unstuck]

Missed out on a good deal for a xr600 by a couple of minutes last night:mad:


Oh well, Off to Nokomi Station for the day to ride my blues away.:2thumbsup:scooter::scooter:

[husaberg]

I have got one, but as I just signed a confidentiality agreement.............:shutup:
Lets just say the demented possum let the mask slip.............It was faf

[amberzfire]

It was faf

it was ... falafel? :eek5: falaffuluffabel

[husaberg]

it was ... falafel? :eek5: falaffuluffabel

funny as fuc.

[amberzfire]

funny as fuc.

just what I said! f-laugh-able .. :lol:

(just ignor me .. long week bro)

[husaberg]

just what I said! f-laugh-able .. :lol:

(just ignor me .. long week bro)

bet it wasn't funny as mine..........

[amberzfire]

bet it wasn't funny as mine..........

no .. mine wasn't as funny as yours .. :bleh: .. actually mine sucked arse working for bullshit poor excuse for wages, working alongside cockheads who pretty much just bum fk each other all day long in the hope of getting a scrap of approval from management .. but I guess .. in some circles ( like voltures) thats laughable .. :2thumbsup was that a rant .. did I pass ..

[husaberg]

no .. mine wasn't as funny as yours .. :bleh: .. actually mine sucked arse working for bullshit poor excuse for wages, working alongside cockheads who pretty much just bum fk each other all day long in the hope of getting a scrap of approval from management .. but I guess .. in some circles ( like voltures) thats laughable .. :2thumbsup was that a rant .. did I pass ..

yes bum fuck was a nice touch...........sycophant is a word I like ............

[amberzfire]

yes bum fuck was a nice touch...........sycophant is a word I like ............

lol yea thats the word .. I prefer fucktards but I guess that type of language is inappropriate for a lady.

[husaberg]

lol yea thats the word .. I prefer fucktards but I guess that type of language is inappropriate for a lady.

Ladies can be inappropriate at times,,,,,,,,,,,,:rolleyes::laugh:

[amberzfire]

Ladies can be inappropriate at times,,,,,,,,,,,,:rolleyes::laugh:

kinda more leaning to thank fk Im not a lady .. :baby:

[husaberg]

kinda more leaning to thank fk Im not a lady .. :baby:

I could be worse you could be a demented possum, caught in a trap, with a set of headlights bearing down at you, with a sword of Damocles hovering above your head..........

[amberzfire]

I could be worse you could be a demented possum, caught in a trap, with a set of headlights bearing down at you, with a sword of Damocles hovering above your head..........

or an alien life form who produces it's offspring by mating with itself .. now that would suck..

[BuzzardNZ]

no .. mine wasn't as funny as yours .. :bleh: .. actually mine sucked arse working for bullshit poor excuse for wages, working alongside cockheads who pretty much just bum fk each other all day long in the hope of getting a scrap of approval from management .. but I guess .. in some circles ( like voltures) thats laughable .. :2thumbsup was that a rant .. did I pass ..

your rant passed, but when anyone who spells a feathered brothers name wrong, it's a fail... it's vultures :doh:

Point that out to management and you might move up the ranks ;) :rolleyes: ( or get sacked )

[amberzfire]

your rant passed, but when anyone who spells a feathered brothers name wrong, it's a fail... it's vultures :doh:

Point that out to management and you might move up the ranks ;) :rolleyes: ( or get sacked )

bro .. it doe nt mater n tha grande sceme if tha univurse

[husaberg]

or an alien life form who produces it's offspring by mating with itself .. now that would suck..

I guess it would have to?, or be pretty nimble anyway

[Akzle]

no .. mine wasn't as funny as yours .. :bleh: .. actually mine sucked arse working for bullshit poor excuse for wages, working alongside cockheads who pretty much just bum fk each other all day long in the hope of getting a scrap of approval from management .. but I guess .. in some circles ( like voltures) thats laughable .. :2thumbsup was that a rant .. did I pass ..

you can come work for me.

there'll be slightly more bum fucking though.

of you.


(you passed the KB rant-o-meter)

[amberzfire]

you can come work for me.

there'll be slightly more bum fucking though.

of you.


(you passed the KB rant-o-meter)

great to see you again Ankle .. I have missed you. You are like the stars in the sky that I cannot see .. the sounds of the water that I cannot hear .. the peel of the banana not needed for a banana cake .. or the corner of a circle that one tries aimlessly to mount.

[Akzle]

I have missed you. You are like the stars in the sky that I cannot see .. the sounds of the water that I cannot hear .. the peel of the banana not needed for a banana cake .. or the corner of a circle that one tries aimlessly to mount.

i think i'm in :love: wit chu.
that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me...

but srsly, i'll let you have some dick.

[amberzfire]

i think i'm in :love: wit chu.
that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me...

but srsly, i'll let you have some dick.

am pleased but not much fun when my dick is bigger than yours.

[Akzle]

giant clit or small dick... Much of a muchness.

[BuzzardNZ]

giant clit or small dick... Much of a muchness.

either or, sounds like you'd take it with ease up that lose Auckland arse of yours.

[unstuck]

Nissan homy van with a fucked up cooling system has been giving me the shits. Piece of shit van, who the fuck runs heater hoses under the rear wheel arch ffs.:angry2::angry2:

Oh well, off for a ride soon. That should make up for it, especially if my brother wraps his bike around another tree, now that was funny.
Winning pick up lines there akky.:niceone:

Husa, whats the secret behind the demented possum. C'mon, you can tell me I wont tell anyone.:shifty:


Hi Amber, you been working on the tongue cancer lately? :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

[husaberg]

Husa, whats the secret behind the demented possum. C'mon, you can tell me I wont tell anyone.:shifty:


:

Given enough rope most sociopaths can't resist the urge to hang themselves.........

[unstuck]

Given enough rope most sociopaths can't resist the urge to hang themselves.........

Ohhhh, I do love a good hanging. Not to saying I love well hung dudes either, ya freaks.:devil2:


She has finally gotten the seeds she has been sowing aye.:2thumbsup

[Scuba_Steve]

Nissan homy van with a fucked up cooling system has been giving me the shits. Piece of shit van, who the fuck runs heater hoses under the rear wheel arch ffs.:angry2::angry2:

What year is it? is it a true Nissan or a Mazda/Nissan (I don't like the Mazda/Nissans)

Anyways why's it so fucking hard to find a decent Nissan Vanette C20 (best fucking 4-wheeled vehicle ever made) been looking for ages now

[husaberg]

Ohhhh, I do love a good hanging. Not to saying I love well hung dudes either, ya freaks.:devil2:


She has finally gotten the seeds she has been sowing aye.:2thumbsup

Not quite but the reaper is near.........

[unstuck]

What year is it? is it a true Nissan or a Mazda/Nissan (I don't like the Mazda/Nissans)

Anyways why's it so fucking hard to find a decent Nissan Vanette C20 (best fucking 4-wheeled vehicle ever made) been looking for ages now

93 td27, good van but $460 for the water pump, and now all the heater hoses are fucking out. Told him it would be ready by 4pm yesterday, but fuck it, Im going bike riding in half an hour. The heap of shit van can wait. My brother has 2 vanetts at his place on the coast, both found at the dump but both still go.:2thumbsup

[Scuba_Steve]

My brother has 2 vanetts at his place on the coast, both found at the dump but both still go.:2thumbsup

They never die, it's the wof man that kills them.

[Crapple]

Found out yesterday there's no position for me at work next year. So happy I don't have to work for a fuckwit anymore! :woohoo: But shit I'll be broke after summer. A degree doesn't always guarantee you work. Shitballs!!

[Berries]

Hodor.....
Thought I recognised your problem.

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[Kickaha]

93 td27, good van but $460 for the water pump,
Are they machining it from billet?

[Laava]

Hodor.....

Harley owner drinks out rectum?
Harley owner diddles only ruminants?

[unstuck]

Are they machining it from billet?

You would think so, the cheaper version was $338 but the fan clutch bolt holes where wrong.
Dont care now I have had a good ride.:headbang::headbang:

[unstuck]

Dont care now I have had a good ride.:headbang::headbang:

And look at the state of the clown I had to ride with.:laugh::laugh::laugh:https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10173582_908443182514233_5297444994550481641_n.jpg ?oh=66f6df02de827cee8e347231a4b768d4&oe=5503DD46&__gda__=1426311724_853527eebd195f926a9b7ed5376fc9e 3

[Akzle]

that an old cf beddy is it?

[unstuck]

Daihatsu delta.:Punk:

[amberzfire]

Hi Amber, you been working on the tongue cancer lately? :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

Hi Unstuck ... pretty much :o

[unstuck]

Hi Unstuck ... pretty much :o

Atta girl.:Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

Not Friday night but went to a pre-Christmas 'do' tonight with work colleagues.

I found that it doesn't matter where you go there's unfortunates that need our assistance and we gladly give it.

And then there's fuckin losers that leech off us and scrounge anything they can out of the system.

Fuck those cunts, I made my own way in life, they can too.:yes:

I'm keen to help - but I ain't keen to carry a loser.:nono:

[unstuck]

Heaps of losers cruising around town tonight in their cars, harassing people and generally making a nuisance of themselves.:shifty:

They did have some pretty lights though.:niceone:

[oldrider]

Heaps of losers cruising around town tonight in their cars, harassing people and generally making a nuisance of themselves.:shifty:

They did have some pretty lights though.:niceone:

Two would fill the main street up down there wouldn't it? :wait:

[unstuck]

Two would fill the main street up down there wouldn't it? :wait:

Nah, we have quite a large main street for a hick town. And it doubles as the river from time to time.
Admittedly this pic was taken last year, before we got cars.


http://www.fclarchives.co.nz/images/archive/md/4009P-24.jpg

[amberzfire]

actually ... Im going to go out on a limb and say .. I actually quite liked Gore when I was there .. lol .. around all those areas step-daughter and her hubby were on a farm in Wyndam .. absolutely beautiful scenery .. loved it .. even going over to Lawrence etc .. umm Milton looks a little dodgy though but know some good people there so I'll just :shutup: now .. but I just want to say I love the deep south .. not the brokeback mountain cowboys though but the rest .. ka pai.

[unstuck]

Milton is more scumdogs baliwick, so that should tell ya something.:innocent:

Gore is ok if you like outdoors stuff without having to put up with crowds of people. :yes:

[husaberg]

actually ... Im going to go out on a limb and say .. I actually quite liked Gore when I was there .. lol .. around all those areas step-daughter and her hubby were on a farm in Wyndam .. absolutely beautiful scenery .. loved it .. even going over to Lawrence etc .. umm Milton looks a little dodgy though but know some good people there so I'll just :shutup: now .. but I just want to say I love the deep south .. not the brokeback mountain cowboys though but the rest .. ka pai.

Can I translate that if I may to ambezfire possibly likes gurrrrrrrrrrrrrls who roll their RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's and wear gingham........:innocent:
but that might be 100% off the mark
306431expectation 306430reality

[Scuba_Steve]

Nah, we have quite a large main street for a hick town. And it doubles as the river from time to time.
Admittedly this pic was taken last year, before we got cars.


"must spread rep" etc, ya gave me a laugh for my Sunday morning

You almost make me want to sell up here & move to Gore with all your "rants"; could probably buy up the whole town too with the moneys we'd get for our place... but it is in the middle of fucking nowhere & moving costs would probably mean I could only afford half the town once I got there

[Moi]

And look at the state of the clown I had to ride with.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Jeez Wayne, you're a crazy one... but we like ya! :rolleyes:

[Moi]

...could probably buy up the whole town too with the moneys we'd get for our place...

The new council valuation arrived via snail post the other week - at that valuation the rates will become prohibitive...

I say "Toll the motorways!" - start next year, after I have retired...

[amberzfire]

Can I translate that if I may to ambezfire possibly likes gurrrrrrrrrrrrrls who roll their RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's and wear gingham........:innocent:
but that might be 100% off the mark


Quite admire the top twins lol they're pretty cool ... the first one .. hmm .. yes but change the hair to blonde and bob's your aunty.

[unstuck]

Jeez Wayne, you're a crazy one... but we like ya! :rolleyes:

:lol::lol:Thats my younger brother, Im a lot crazier than that dude. An my mohawk is real.:2thumbsup

[unstuck]

Can I translate that if I may to ambezfire possibly likes gurrrrrrrrrrrrrls who roll their RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's and wear gingham........:innocent:
but that might be 100% off the mark


Actually, there are more that look like this.
And a heap of ones that look like that and think it is ok to go to the wharehouse in their pajamas and spend their dpb on shit they dont need.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/943/1171/1600/fatgirl3.jpg

[amberzfire]

[QUOTE=unstuck;1130801010]Actually, there are more that look like this.
And a heap of ones that look like that and think it is ok to go to the wharehouse in their pajamas and spend their dpb on shit they dont need.

Ohh umm ... well .. not quite my cup of tea but good on her having confidence and posting selfies :) I didn't see anyone in their pj's at the warehouse .. must have gone on the wrong day.

[Moi]

:lol::lol:Thats my younger brother, Im a lot crazier than that dude. An my mohawk is real.:2thumbsup

We'll still like ya...

[Scuba_Steve]

:lol::lol:Thats my younger brother, Im a lot crazier than that dude. An my mohawk is real.:2thumbsup

Mine became really, really short when I started riding... I couldn't fit the big one in my helmet :cry:

[unstuck]

Mine became really, really short when I started riding... I couldn't fit the big one in my helmet :cry:

Yeah, sorta flattens them out a bit. Only get it up once in awhile now. :2thumbsup
Make of that what you will.:lol::lol:

[husaberg]

Actually, there are more that look like this.
And a heap of ones that look like that and think it is ok to go to the wharehouse in their pajamas and spend their dpb on shit they dont need..
shit they don't need.....mmmm birth control?

Ohh umm ... well .. not quite my cup of tea but good on her having confidence and posting selfies :) I didn't see anyone in their pj's at the warehouse .. must have gone on the wrong day.

While I greatly admire self confidence, there is such a thing being out of touch with reality.......you did say you like blondes though..........:bleh:

[amberzfire]

you did say you like blondes though..........:bleh:

true :facepalm: .. I have no comeback for that, well played.

[husaberg]

true :facepalm: .. I have no comeback for that, well played.

I'd say she has a strictly no refund policy..........that's not to say she is not without her charms, I like her fuzzy spirally springy lamp......
I wonder if would this be closer to misfires...........perfurfurences
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4faae62decad044b2d000012-480/shawna.jpg

[unstuck]

I'd say she has a strictly no refund policy..........that's not to say she is not without her charms, I like her fuzzy spirally springy lamp......
would this be closer to misfires...........


You been stalking random women again Husa?
You know they will lock you up if your not careful.:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

You been stalking random women again Husa?
You know they will lock you up if your not careful.:msn-wink:

its my Sis dude...........I just pimp her, so its all above board......kind of........its not Gore anyway:nya:
besides kb's own fem fatale princesssuzi hasn't actually filed a restraining order............ yet..........

[amberzfire]

I wonder if would this be closer to misfires...........perfurfurences

my tastes are a little more raw .. stronger .. and yours husa .. you like your men raw & stronger????

[husaberg]

my tastes are a little more raw .. stronger .. like you husa .. you're manly raw & strong

Oh shucks I am blushing:innocent:
I will break the news to Sis though........
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ1MDU3OTcxNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjc0MTY2._V1_S X640_SY720_.jpg
that's the one on the left btw

Just cause I are feeling a little generous
http://suitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/blood.jpg
Raw enough..........

[amberzfire]

Oh sucks I am blushing :innocent: Raw enough.......... I sent you the picture to your private mail .. will you put it up for me to show everyone how much I like raw .. and strong ..

umm ok .. gee Im sure we'll get kicked out of this thread but ok .. here goes ... ohh and I agree with you, he's pretty hot .. great choice in men you have husa.

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[husaberg]

hope you like the pic of me it was before I started to work out though
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umm ok .. gee Im sure we'll get kicked out of this thread but ok .. here goes ... ohh and I agree with you, she's pretty hot .. great taste in women you have husa.
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thats very good .Is the answer Chicken? (below)

[BuzzardNZ]

Actually, there are more that look like this.
And a heap of ones that look like that and think it is ok to go to the wharehouse in their pajamas and spend their dpb on shit they dont need.

So that's why you moved to Gore then :laugh:

[unstuck]

So that's why you moved to Gore then :laugh:

Shuddup you. :ar15::ar15:

[Berries]

its my Sis dude...........I just pimp her, so its all above board......kind of..
Go on, post her cell phone number.

[husaberg]

Go on, post her cell phone number.

Like I said, I pimp her, she an't going freelance..........:bleh:

[Scuba_Steve]

Is it friday yet!!!
Ended up riding to work & back with no clutch... Yep, that's as fun as it sounds <_<

[Akzle]

i have to drink my whiskey out of a wine glass like some kind of fucking animal.

[unstuck]

i have to drink my whiskey out of a wine glass like some kind of fucking animal.

Pussy.:nya:

[Kickaha]

i have to drink my whiskey out of a wine glass like some kind of fucking animal.

Should have been drinking it straight from the bottle rookie

[Akzle]

Should have been drinking it straight from the bottle rookie

trust someone from the long island to say that.
Say hi to your wife/sister for me.

We gots a bit of class up here.

...well, not me right now, obviously.

[unstuck]

We gots a bit of class up here.



Yeah, I have seen the way you make your sheep wear pretty frocks before molesting them, now thats classy.:devil2:

[Scuba_Steve]

What happened to this thread!
Last update was last year... Until now :innocent:

[ellipsis]

...there have been no fridays for a while...normal transmission will resume as soon as is possible...

[scumdog]

I've been spreading my rants on the thread that are neck deep with drongos anf foil hat wearers.

They think Friday is some sort of conspiracy and won't come onto this thread.:weird:

[Laava]

Friday is some sort of conspiracy weird:

That's because you just believe everything that the calendar makers say! Just because it looks like a friday and is in between a thursday and a saturday type of day doesn't mean it is friday!
You need to open your mind!
I can send you some Monofoil to help with that?

[98tls]

I've been spreading my rants on the thread that are neck deep with drongos anf foil hat wearers.

They think Friday is some sort of conspiracy and won't come onto this thread.:weird:

Dont mention Friday...http://youtu.be/-TIj-l3nykw

[Scuba_Steve]

I've been spreading my rants on the thread that are neck deep with drongos anf foil hat wearers.

They think Friday is some sort of conspiracy and won't come onto this thread.:weird:

Maybee they're students, alot of them never get to see Friday :laugh:

[puddytat]

Well I've got a rant,....
I "had" a great job with a couple of great fellows & the boss (he's one of the great fellows), has since shacked up with a fat bitch who now also is working with us, & she is a sour shit stirring cow cunt who has completely fucked the dynamics of a once oarsum team.
Fuckin fat bitch face mole.
If it carries on like this me & my mate are going to bail out on a 50 grand job 'cause she is a fat 2 faced bitch which continues to undermine a once beautiful thing....

We don't need this shit .
And we wont take it much longer. Yes we have all talked about it & yet she is still a sour fat scheming bush pig.
Fuck off back to Aussie you mole.:finger:

[Berries]

50 grand is minimum wage is isn't it?

Can I have chips with mine? And photos, I am quite partial to a fat Aussie bush pig on a Friday night.

:buggerd:

[puddytat]

Well it aint chicken feed.....but when you get to my age well I cant be bothered with shit like this & I wont make the decision lightly. But life is to short & I do have other options.:shifty: Like...

[mashman]

I've been spreading my rants on the thread that are neck deep with drongos anf foil hat wearers.

They think Friday is some sort of conspiracy and won't come onto this thread.:weird:

We were all at bible group

http://www.mt.net/~watcher/newimages/StrieberCommunion.jpg

[unstuck]

Well I've got a rant,....
I "had" a great job with a couple of great fellows & the boss (he's one of the great fellows), has since shacked up with a fat bitch who now also is working with us, & she is a sour shit stirring cow cunt who has completely fucked the dynamics of a once oarsum team.
Fuckin fat bitch face mole.
If it carries on like this me & my mate are going to bail out on a 50 grand job 'cause she is a fat 2 faced bitch which continues to undermine a once beautiful thing....

We don't need this shit .
And we wont take it much longer. Yes we have all talked about it & yet she is still a sour fat scheming bush pig.
Fuck off back to Aussie you mole.:finger:


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YaIZF8uUTtk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[dangerous]

Can I have chips with mine? And photos, I am quite partial to a fat Aussie bush pig on a Friday night. :buggerd: and as we speak on a fine sat morn... I am in fack eating a fat greendale bush pig with fat grendale bush chicken eggs on... skinny chch super market white bread, no rant here cos ya all fuck wits ;-p

[scumdog]

and as we speak on a fine sat morn... I am in fack eating a fat greendale bush pig with fat grendale bush chicken eggs on... skinny chch super market white bread, no rant here cos ya all fuck wits ;-p

Bugger off and sort out your larrikin boys....

[scumdog]

Well it aint chicken feed.....but when you get to my age well I cant be bothered with shit like this & I wont make the decision lightly. But life is to short & I do have other options.:shifty: Like...

Options?....like a hit-man?;)

[dangerous]

Options?....like a hit-man?;)

by the sounds of it, there aint a howitza big enough to do the job

[unstuck]

by the sounds of it, there aint a howitza big enough to do the job

Need a knife for them pigs, shooting pigs is a french thing aint it.:Oops: