Friday Night Rants?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Big shout out to the Weekend 1%er I almost slammed into on my ride out today....:angry2::motu:

stay at home by the fire watching those Sons of Anarchy Dvds.:brick:.

Why didn't you pull over and give this 1%er a piece of your mind there and then eh? Do you think he may frequent this site?


Nope...Frequent Oil changes from excessive riding and use them for cleaning up after shit come backs like this.:no:

The only shit here, is the shit you're talking. So you could always use the shirts to wipe your mouth.

[RGVforme]

Why didn't you pull over and give this 1%er a piece of your mind there and then eh? Do you think he may frequent this site?



The only shit here, is the shit you're talking. So you could always use the shirts to wipe your mouth.

Have you not fucked off yet?......So no Tee shirt then?.:tugger:

Well I took a punt on him being on here as you have proved dumb shitheads do frequent this site so chances are.....

I didn't think it wise to stop in the same place as this cock to give him a serve as one dumb cunt stopped in the middle of the road was more than enough danger for one day.

Missed the part where I don't give a shit did yah.

[Drew]

Have you not fucked off yet?......So no Tee shirt then?.:tugger:

Well I took a punt on him being on here as you have proved dumb shitheads do frequent this site so chances are.....

I didn't think it wise to stop in the same place as this cock to give him a serve as one dumb cunt stopped in the middle of the road was more than enough danger for one day.

Missed the part where I don't give a shit did yah.

You're doing a lot explaining for someone who doesn't give a shit.

Perhaps you don't fully grasp the 'zero fucks' philosophy.

Perhaps also, you are the keyboard warrior you have called me.

[RGVforme]

Oh look its Crashers Boyfriend come to the aid of his husband....AGAIN.

I don't do love triangles sorry.:crazy:

[old slider]

Hey crasher can I have a t-shirt?, i avoided a harley rider and he told me I was a good rider.
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Looks like one of those Nice Fat Bobs, no denim vest though?

He said sorry and that he didn't see you, do or would any of you experienced riders overtake a slow vehicle if there are double yellows?
edit, if you think it is safe to do so.

[Drew]

Oh look its Crashers Boyfriend come to the aid of his husband....AGAIN.

I don't do love triangles sorry.:crazy:

I'm not coming to anyone's aid at all. I'm pointing out that you're full of shit. I'd do the same if you were trying to pick on any number of the cock sucking twat waffling mongols that I'd as soon piss on as talk to, that often post on this site.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Have you not fucked off yet?......So no Tee shirt then?.:tugger:

Well I took a punt on him being on here as you have proved dumb shitheads do frequent this site so chances are.....

I didn't think it wise to stop in the same place as this cock to give him a serve as one dumb cunt stopped in the middle of the road was more than enough danger for one day.

Missed the part where I don't give a shit did yah.

Oh I get it! After me calling you out for being a full of shit keyboard wanker/warrior, you call me a wanker! And you think my comebacks are lame. What a gay cunt. And you don't give a shit...why the hard out *I'm so fucking cool/tough* wank in the first place? You strike me as the sort of fucking poofta that has 10 go pros mounted on his bike/helmet...perhaps we could see the coverage of said 1%er that was so lucky you didn't deem it safe to stop and jolly well tell him off! I bet he'd rightfully poo himself and promise to never EVER do it again.

Fucking dreamer.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I don't do love triangles sorry.:crazy:

Oh I bet you do. You'd be the meat in the sandwich.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Missed the part where I don't give a shit did yah.

So you don't give a shit, but red repped me with this gem???

"Dont really want to converse with a person like you anymore so heres a red rep to help dumb it down a bit for yah."

Yep. You're a gay cunt alright. A bloody road hero though I'll give ya that!

[Drew]

Hahahahaha. This has been funny.

[RGVforme]

So you don't give a shit, but red repped me with this gem???

"Dont really want to converse with a person like you anymore so heres a red rep to help dumb it down a bit for yah."

Yep. You're a gay cunt alright. A bloody road hero though I'll give ya that!

Awwwwwh doodums you can use that HD Teeshirt to mop up those tears.:killingme :baby:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Awwwwwh doodums you can use that HD Teeshirt to mop up those tears.:killingme :baby:

Yeah you got me there. I'm crying my eyes out. Seriously considering topping myself you got me so bad. Don't forget to show us the footage when you do one day give a 1%er your full wrath. Really looking forward to that. Soft-cock.

[RGVforme]

Yeah you got me there. I'm crying my eyes out. Seriously considering topping myself you got me so bad. Don't forget to show us the footage when you do one day give a 1%er your full wrath. Really looking forward to that. Soft-cock.

Didn't see you there when it happened.....Perhaps don't be such a judgmental cunt about a situation until you are in fact there at the time.:tugger:

[scumdog]

Didn't see you there when it happened.....Perhaps don't be such a judgmental cunt about a situation until you are in fact there at the time.:tugger:


What's your REAL K.B. name?

[russd7]

Looks like one of those Nice Fat Bobs, no denim vest though?

He said sorry and that he didn't see you, do or would any of you experienced riders overtake a slow vehicle if there are double yellows?
edit, if you think it is safe to do so.

not these days, may have done it in me younger days tho.
having said that, i doubt i would have tried it there tho i have had some close calls in the past

[RGVforme]

What's your REAL K.B. name?

Well I did want 'Acompletearsehole'.....But as it turned out Drew Crasherfromwayback and Ellipsis had all misspelt their names so I missed out there...:weep:

[ellipsis]

...three prods from some cunts that can't spell and RGV has turned into a raging retort-a-lot...I thought it would take longer than that...wanker...

[awayatc]

Must be cassina 's brother ...?

[RGVforme]

...three prods from some cunts that can't spell and RGV has turned into a raging retort-a-lot...I didn't think it would take that long...wanker...

Now that's a smart comeback.....Finally.:headbang:

[RGVforme]

Must be cassina 's brother ...?


"PEEP" Ref hits the whistle.........Low blow mate Low blow.......:bleh:.....I at least have more than one topic base not just crashing and insurance jobs.

[Madness]

Fucking amateurs, the lot of ya.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Well I did want 'Anavailablearsehole'.....But as it turned out, as avail as mine always is, it's still not sought after.

Lack of muscular tension will have that effect.

[RGVforme]

Fucking amateurs, the lot of ya.


On the Bus too are you?....Plenty of room still...322801

[Madness]

That's a very small point you have there.

Big blue Bedford buses backfire best.

[granstar]

Hahahahaha. This has been funny.


:beer: message is too short :Playnice:


the spot you had opted to park was in fact the middle lane of a 100km road and a blind corner.One of the most stupid places I have seen a bike parked ever!!.

Was it a breakdown, it was a Harley? My experience with Brit bikes, they are don't care where, mate of mine once ground to a halt right outside the cop station with a crate of jars on the tank rail :wings:

[RGVforme]

That's a very small point you have there.

Big blue Bedford buses backfire best.

Yes but a point no less which is more than some choose to show up here with aye....lol:2thumbsup

[pritch]

I'd give a great deal to have a back yard made out of water. Well behaved water.

My back yard ends at water and I sincerely hope the water's well behaved.

[granstar]

Fish pooh in water, do not put it in your whisky.

[RGVforme]

Im a gay cunt who likes the cock......


Finally the truth come out.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Changing my OP via the edit function and reposting aye Crasher you dirty piggybacking arsehole.....A desperate new low even for you when the smarts run out aye.... get your own jokes loser.....:facepalm:..FFS


Finally the truth come out.

Just as well you don't give a shit then eh. And considering your tragic red rep to me, it seems you most certainly do. Serious question...are you by chance still a virgin? You seem really bottled up.

[dangerous]

OMFG... i cant wait till friday night, and this thread can return to a normal rant... elipsis, scumdog, tls, grumph, kick... time to fuck these winiey north islanders OFF :banana:

[Grumph]

OMFG... i cant wait till friday night, and this thread can return to a normal rant... elipsis, scumdog, tls, grumph, kick... time to fuck these winiey north islanders OFF :banana:

Well there you go, I want at least 50 words from you on Friday night - subject whiney North islanders please....no more than 25% obscenities.

[T.W.R]

OMFG... i cant wait till friday night, and this thread can return to a normal rant... elipsis, scumdog, tls, grumph, kick... time to fuck these winiey north islanders OFF :banana:

:eek5: oooh scary ! :corn: :corn: :shutup:

[Banditbandit]

He said sorry and that he didn't see you, do or would any of you experienced riders overtake a slow vehicle if there are double yellows?
edit, if you think it is safe to do so.


yeah .. I do it all the time here There's one road that everyone claims is "dangerous" because idiots keep crashing on it ... The council recently painted yellow lines all over it to try to stop idiots .. I just ignore them on the bike ... when there's room I just go .

[Maha]

yeah .. I do it all the time here There's one road that everyone claims is "dangerous" because idiots keep crashing on it ... The council recently painted yellow lines all over it to try to stop idiots .. I just ignore them on the bike ... when there's room I just go .

A Honda Blackbird pulled out to overtake a car towing a caravan on double yellow lines, he quickly pulled back in when he saw us in the lane he wanted to use so desperately.

[pritch]

yeah .. I do it all the time here There's one road that everyone claims is "dangerous" because idiots keep crashing on it ... The council recently painted yellow lines all over it to try to stop idiots .. I just ignore them on the bike ... when there's room I just go .

If things keep going how they are there will be a blanket 80kph limit and double yellows everywhere. I posted a bit of a rant when yellow lines appeared right outside my gate. There hasn't been an accident on this street since I ran a mate off the road, through a hedge and into the side of a house during an informal race. That was about 1963 and I certainly don't think TPTB are aware of that little incident.

[RGVforme]

OMFG... i cant wait till friday night, and this thread can return to a normal rant... elipsis, scumdog, tls, grumph, kick... time to fuck these winiey north islanders OFF :banana:

The KB version of 'Wait until your dad gets home'..:spanking:

[RGVforme]

If things keep going how they are there will be a blanket 80kph limit and double yellows everywhere. I posted a bit of a rant when yellow lines appeared right outside my gate. There hasn't been an accident on this street since I ran a mate off the road, through a hedge and into the side of a house during an informal race. That was about 1963 and I certainly don't think TPTB are aware of that little incident.


Funny thing about painted lines....

Was talking to a roading engineer one day who lived on a nice straight piece of 70kmh road close to town that used to make all the local Boyracers jizz and race on it most weekends.

He got the center line removed and the racing stopped also this had an effect of slowing down over all traffic.
Seems people don't trust others or themselves to stay left when they don't have a reference point to focus on so they slow down.
Oldest trick in the book for these chaps apparently.:shifty:

[old slider]

not these days, may have done it in me younger days tho.
having said that, i doubt i would have tried it there tho i have had some close calls in the past


Thanks for that, I am a bit the same, often the vehicle in front is so slow and the way ahead looks clear, but those bloody yellow lines make me wait for the next opportunity.

Maybe its an age or confidence thing, I don't seem to be in such a hurry these days.

I often think about a trip to Wellington when a lovely Black Mustang absolutely howled past me, the wife and kids in our 76 VJ Valiant after the Sanson turn off, I thought fuck he will be in Wellys before I get to Otaki, funnily enough he was only 4 cars ahead of us when we reached the Hutt.
PS cheers for the replies Banditbandit, Maha and Pritch

[dangerous]

Well there you go, I want at least 50 words from you on Friday night - subject whiney North islanders please....no more than 25% obscenities.

50? what about 10 in true dangerise... :pinch:

[RGVforme]

Thanks for that, I am a bit the same, often the vehicle in front is so slow and the way ahead looks clear, but those bloody yellow lines make me wait for the next opportunity.

Maybe its an age or confidence thing, I don't seem to be in such a hurry these days.

I often think about a trip to Wellington when a lovely Black Mustang absolutely howled past me, the wife and kids in our 76 VJ Valiant after the Sanson turn off, I thought fuck he will be in Wellys before I get to Otaki, funnily enough he was only 4 cars ahead of us when we reached the Hutt.
PS cheers for the replies Banditbandit, Maha and Pritch

Perhaps a "Im a bit older now so more aware of what may kill me or not"...Mindset.

[russd7]

Thanks for that, I am a bit the same, often the vehicle in front is so slow and the way ahead looks clear, but those bloody yellow lines make me wait for the next opportunity.

Maybe its an age or confidence thing, I don't seem to be in such a hurry these days.

I often think about a trip to Wellington when a lovely Black Mustang absolutely howled past me, the wife and kids in our 76 VJ Valiant after the Sanson turn off, I thought fuck he will be in Wellys before I get to Otaki, funnily enough he was only 4 cars ahead of us when we reached the Hutt.
PS cheers for the replies Banditbandit, Maha and Pritch

yeah but those straights around foxton are just begging to be opened up on just to get them out of the way, i'm guessing the plod still patrol them on a regular basis

[granstar]

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[RGVforme]

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Best summary ever!!!! 10 Char.:headbang:

[Crasherfromwayback]

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I often wear purple too!

[granstar]

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[BuzzardNZ]

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[Virago]

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[old slider]

yeah but those straights around foxton are just begging to be opened up on just to get them out of the way, i'm guessing the plod still patrol them on a regular basis


They seem to still like that area under the pine trees to sit, waiting to pounce. There is small area that has nasty wind gusts at times, from memory it had a wind sock sign that you saw just as the gust threw you sideways.

[russd7]

They seem to still like that area under the pine trees to sit, waiting to pounce. There is small area that has nasty wind gusts at times, from memory it had a wind sock sign that you saw just as the gust threw you sideways.

yeah traveled those roads quite a bit when a tad younger than what i am now, lived in the naki for a couple of years and would travel to nelson to visit me dear old dad.

did spend the odd misspent weekend in wanganui as well.
did happen to go to the pigpen, have no idea if that place still exists but you know a place is rough when the leaners and stools are concrete and they only served in plastic jugs and plastic handles. ahhhh them were the day's

[old slider]

yeah traveled those roads quite a bit when a tad younger than what i am now, lived in the naki for a couple of years and would travel to nelson to visit me dear old dad.

did spend the odd misspent weekend in wanganui as well.
did happen to go to the pigpen, have no idea if that place still exists but you know a place is rough when the leaners and stools are concrete and they only served in plastic jugs and plastic handles. ahhhh them were the day's


Lol, The Pigpen was aptly named, still a watering hole but nothing like the old days. in the 70s we used to sit there supping a bit of ale whilst deciding if the tree over the road was moving too much in the breeze to go fishing, The more jugs the more the tree appeared to move, Luckily the trawler skippers were all fond of a pint or 20

[granstar]

yeah traveled those roads quite a bit when a tad younger than what i am now, lived in the naki for a couple of years and would travel to nelson to visit me dear old dad.

did spend the odd misspent weekend in wanganui as well.
did happen to go to the pigpen, have no idea if that place still exists but you know a place is rough when the leaners and stools are concrete and they only served in plastic jugs and plastic handles. ahhhh them were the day's

We should go have a look then....ROAD TRIP!

[Virago]

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[granstar]

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[idb]

True - I feel the same way but when I look in the mirror in the morning strangely it's not idb that I see nor Clark Kent even - (sigh) - it's me! :wavey:

Not a bad result even so matey.

[dangerous]

cats... domestic felion, FUCKING FERAL RODENTS...

Came home to the missus cats shit in the spear room FUCK that crap stinks, then I notice the little cu$ts pissed in my bestest tank bag, shit sakes I knew it was inside so I left the window open... did it go out NO...

Now I often refer to the north islander as a feral rodent but even they aint a patch on the fucking mongrel cat...
WTF do cats do for ya... they DONT play with ya, they DONT walk with ya and I have never seen a video of a fucking cat saving its owners life... na all the fucking c&^t of a thing wants is feeding and to shit in ya house...

I now now why my grandad used to sit on his porch in the rocking chair with his 12 gauge and blow the fuck out of the cats as it lands on the fence, hed mutter "take that you gerry bastard"

loth fucking pussy, nothing but trouble...

[ellipsis]

cats... domestic felion, FUCKING FERAL RODENTS...

Came home to the missus cats shit in the spear room FUCK that crap stinks, then I notice the little cu$ts pissed in my bestest tank bag, shit sakes I knew it was inside so I left the window open... did it go out NO...

Now I often refer to the north islander as a feral rodent but even they aint a patch on the fucking mongrel cat...
WTF do cats do for ya... they DONT play with ya, they DONT walk with ya and I have never seen a video of a fucking cat saving its owners life... na all the fucking c&^t of a thing wants is feeding and to shit in ya house...

I now now why my grandad used to sit on his porch in the rocking chair with his 12 gauge and blow the fuck out of the cats as it lands on the fence, hed mutter "take that you gerry bastard"

loth fucking pussy, nothing but trouble...


...yep...pussy sucks...

[dangerous]

...yep...pussy sucks...
arse... not in my world it dont, whats the secret ya old c#$t... is it cos ya a ranga?

[ellipsis]

...could be...

[dangerous]

were is every fucker... Im on the Ngahere and will be asleep in an hour

[Akzle]

were is every fucker... Im on the Ngahere and will be asleep in an hour

don't fret precious i'm here

[Grumph]

were is every fucker... Im on the Ngahere and will be asleep in an hour

I hope that's not the Lyttelton dredge Ngahere - nothing on board resembles a Guzzi...

[dangerous]

I hope that's not the Lyttelton dredge Ngahere - nothing on board resembles a Guzzi...

no its a harringtons brew ya silly old bastard... want me to bring a couple over?

[Grumph]

no its a harringtons brew ya silly old bastard... want me to bring a couple over?

Nah - don't come out on a night like this. wet as Axhole's undies out there.

[Akzle]

Nah - don't come out on a night like this. wet as Axhole's undies out there.
jokes on you. i dont own (consequently dont wear) undies.

[scumdog]

jokes on you. i dont own (consequently dont wear) undies.

Sheilas panties are still undies - so they say.....



Oh. JD, coke and 'We're the Millers' for the win at Chez Scumdog this Friday night!:woohoo:

[Akzle]

Sheilas panties are still undies - so they say.....
my secret shame!



Oh. JD, coke and 'We're the Millers' for the win at Chez Scumdog this Friday night!:woohoo:

wrong thread <_<

[AllanB]

Bloody Couriers.


I ordered a wee gem for the bike from Italy. I shall not discuss the cost, but the exchange rate is in my favor. Funny how you justify that!

The site I have used before - extremely quick service and a very good tracking system - you can watch the parcel go in and out of international DHL depots through Europe, Singapore then arrive in Auckland, four days to NZ. Impressive. Auckland to Christchurch overnight, now it's been two days with the local courier ....... hope the bugger delivers on a Saturday!

[scumdog]

wrong thread <_<

Sheesh, how long have you been on this site? - it's KB ya moronic twat, there's no such thing as 'wrong thread' on KB.:weird:

[Moi]

Sheesh, how long have you been on this site? - it's KB ya moronic twat, there's no such thing as 'wrong thread' on KB.:weird:

The way somethings unravel round here a pulled thread is more likely...

but then again, a pulled cock is also very likely.

[Akzle]

Sheesh, how long have you been on this site? - it's KB ya moronic twat, there's no such thing as 'wrong thread' on KB.:weird:

oh not according to bog. it's a thing he's passionate about.

[Autech]

Cunting shitbox of a wanker of a week. That is all


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[pzkpfw]

So the Aotea on-ramp onto SH1 has been "extended" to be a 4th lane all the way to the interchange (SH1/SH2 split).

And bastards still brake (!) just at the top because they think they need to change lanes to go to SH2 right away.

[neels]

Well the new reserve bank rules are working, although in a rather ironic way.

Thought we might buy a house we saw for sale, rent it for a year and then once our son has some money sorted he can buy it off us for the same price.

But no, we are a couple of percent outside the 40 now required, so can't be done.

Oh well, I'll spend the money on another motorbike, and he can keep saving while the prices keep going up, or if all else fails rent a house off a chinese landlord for the rest of his life.

Wankers.

[Scuba_Steve]

Well the new reserve bank rules are working, although in a rather ironic way.

Thought we might buy a house we saw for sale, rent it for a year and then once our son has some money sorted he can buy it off us for the same price.

But no, we are a couple of percent outside the 40 now required, so can't be done.

Oh well, I'll spend the money on another motorbike, and he can keep saving while the prices keep going up, or if all else fails rent a house off a chinese landlord for the rest of his life.

Wankers.

All these rules have done (like most) is fucked over the middle ground; the large investors/developers will continue to expand profits at the expense of others while people like you & I get screwed out of the market due to stupid rules.
In the words of Claret Jai - "The poor stay poor, the rich get richer, it's just so disproportionate"

... Needless to say I'm pissed at them too

[Akzle]

Well the new reserve bank rules are working, although in a rather ironic way.

Thought we might buy a house we saw for sale, rent it for a year and then once our son has some money sorted he can buy it off us for the same price.

But no, we are a couple of percent outside the 40 now required, so can't be done.

Oh well, I'll spend the money on another motorbike, and he can keep saving while the prices keep going up, or if all else fails rent a house off a chinese landlord for the rest of his life.

Wankers.

you should vote about it, whitey.

[sidecar bob]

Well the new reserve bank rules are working, although in a rather ironic way.

Thought we might buy a house we saw for sale, rent it for a year and then once our son has some money sorted he can buy it off us for the same price.

But no, we are a couple of percent outside the 40 now required, so can't be done.

Oh well, I'll spend the money on another motorbike, and he can keep saving while the prices keep going up, or if all else fails rent a house off a chinese landlord for the rest of his life.

Wankers.

You still have a month to get your shit together, it doesn't kick in until September.
I had one go unconditional three days before they announced it, although it wouldn't have made much difference.

[Voltaire]

Bloody Couriers.


I ordered a wee gem for the bike from Italy. I shall not discuss the cost, but the exchange rate is in my favor. Funny how you justify that!

The site I have used before - extremely quick service and a very good tracking system - you can watch the parcel go in and out of international DHL depots through Europe, Singapore then arrive in Auckland, four days to NZ. Impressive. Auckland to Christchurch overnight, now it's been two days with the local courier ....... hope the bugger delivers on a Saturday!


Snap, my VW windscreen needed replacing for a second time in the last 3 years and this time I was going to get a new seal as namelss crack fixing one reused the old one, screen leaked and they blamed the rust that needed attention.
Anyway, I digress from my story, ordered part overseas as I'm tired of silly NZ margins, arrived in 3 days!!!!
However I was not home and they only deliver on week days or I could pick it up from the depot.
So had to drive to the Airport and get it.
Combined overpriced NZ, poor vendors, and couriers into one rant.

All good now, sorted out rust with POR 15, got a rattle can of colour matched paint and screen is back in.:niceone:

[Scuba_Steve]

You still have a month to get your shit together, it doesn't kick in until September.
I had one go unconditional three days before they announced it, although it wouldn't have made much difference.

All banks have voluntarily started early as in few days ago

[Drew]

All these rules have done (like most) is fucked over the middle ground; the large investors/developers will continue to expand profits at the expense of others while people like you & I get screwed out of the market due to stupid rules.
In the words of Claret Jai - "The poor stay poor, the rich get richer, it's just so disproportionate"

... Needless to say I'm pissed at them tooThe poor get poorer, is because poor people outnumber rich people. So our population grows that much more than theirs. Economics cannot be examined in single pieces. The whole must be looked at.

[Woodman]

Maybe try investing in something other than property.

[Scuba_Steve]

The poor get poorer, is because poor people outnumber rich people. So our population grows that much more than theirs. Economics cannot be examined in single pieces. The whole must be looked at.
Didn't say the poor get poorer; it said the rich get richer


Maybe try investing in something other than property.
What like a Hanover Finance or Enron clone?

[neels]

All banks have voluntarily started early as in few days ago
Slight correction, the banks have been instructed to 'voluntarily' apply the rules now, and that bit I can understand, otherwise there would be a 6 week feeding frenzy which would crank prices up further and add to the problem they are trying to fix. The interesting bit now is watching to see if the latest trick has any effect or not.


Maybe try investing in something other than property.

What like a Hanover Finance or Enron clone?
My thoughts exactly, what are you going to invest in that doesn't involve the possibility of some fucker with more money and better lawyers than you relieving you of your investment, and then somehow when it all turns to shit walking away none the poorer for the experience.

Regardless, the current exercise was an attempt to help a first home buyer minimise the time and cost of getting into a house, hence why I find the outcome ironic.

[scumdog]

you should vote about it, whitey.

Advice from one honkey to another? - how racist!

[Madness]

Fucking dog ranger came around today. Didn't knock on the door, just walked around the house looking through the windows. He got to the other end and there was Doris, myself and our unregistered dog. Cunt. I thought about shooting him but I figured it's prolly a bit much, considering it's only $74.00 a year and I've had a lifetime without paying the cunts a cent. The prick was decked out in combat boots, stabby-stabby-proof vest and a uniform like a prison screw. You can see why cunts want to stab them.

[Akzle]

Fucking dog ranger came around today. Didn't knock on the door, just walked around the house looking through the windows. He got to the other end and there was Doris, myself and our unregistered dog. Cunt. I thought about shooting him but I figured it's prolly a bit much, considering it's only $74.00 a year and I've had a lifetime without paying the cunts a cent. The prick was decked out in combat boots, stabby-stabby-proof vest and a uniform like a prison screw. You can see why cunts want to stab them.

*or* revoke any consent express or implied he believes he has to be on your property. then fuck up his day.

didn't your dog die? was that just a lonely sympathy thing?

it's probably not even a dog and you're just too puss to admit to feeding cats.

[pritch]

Fucking dog ranger came around today. Didn't knock on the door, just walked around the house looking through the windows. He got to the other end and there was Doris, myself and our unregistered dog. Cunt. I thought about shooting him but I figured it's prolly a bit much, considering it's only $74.00 a year and I've had a lifetime without paying the cunts a cent. The prick was decked out in combat boots, stabby-stabby-proof vest and a uniform like a prison screw. You can see why cunts want to stab them.

Well it's not Friday, but that's a pretty good rant.

[Madness]

*or* revoke any consent express or implied he believes he has to be on your property. then fuck up his day.

didn't your dog die? was that just a lonely sympathy thing?

it's probably not even a dog and you're just too puss to admit to feeding cats.

Yeah, nah.

It's a dog alright. We had two. The dead one was unregistered too, like a fucking boss.

The only cats around here get shot at. Emphasis on "at"

I demonstrated to the cunt what a door looks like and how to use a knuckle to make a knocking noise on the glass in the center of said door. You could see in his eyes that it was clearly an epiphany moment for him. Still, it's the Waikato and they usually only ever get grunted at.

[Madness]

Also.

I know it's Tuesday. Go fuck yourself.

[husaberg]

*or* revoke any consent express or implied he believes he has to be on your property. then fuck up his day.

didn't your dog die? was that just a lonely sympathy thing?

it's probably not even a dog and you're just too puss to admit to feeding cats.

A dog ranger has a warrant of authority to be on anyone's land without their consent assuming he believes he has due cause and it is reasonable timing.

Like police They can't however enter a dwelling or Marae without permission, or a court issued warrant.
Similar rules apply for those warranted under the biosecurity act, ie some vets and TB testers.
Similar rules also apply under emergency situations for numerous others like Transpower employees working on the grid in emergencies
You may not like it, but tough shit.
http://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/1996/0013/latest/whole.html

Where any dog control officer has good cause to suspect that an offence against this Act or against any bylaw made under this Act is being committed on any land or premises, the dog control officer, and all persons he or she calls to his or her assistance, may enter at any reasonable time onto the land or premises—

(a) to inspect any dog for the time being appearing to be kept on that land or premises or to inspect the conditions in which any such dog is kept; and
(b) if authorised under any other provision of this Act, to seize or take custody of any dog on the land or premises.
(2) Where any dog control officer has good cause to suspect that an offence against this Act or against any bylaw made under this Act has, at any time in the preceding 6 months, been committed in respect of any dog for the time being appearing to be kept on any land or premises, the dog control officer, and all persons he or she calls to his or her assistance, may enter at any reasonable time onto the land or premises—
(a) to inspect any dog on the land or premises; and
(b) if authorised under any other provision of this Act, to seize or take custody of any dog on the land or premises.
(3) Nothing in this section shall authorise any dog control officer to enter any dwellinghouse unless—
(a) the entry is authorised by a warrant given by an issuing officer (within the meaning of section 3 of the Search and Surveillance Act 2012) on application by a dog control officer in the manner provided in subpart 3 of Part 4 of the Search and Surveillance Act 2012; and
(b) he or she is accompanied by a constable.
(4) This section is subject to any express provision to the contrary in this Act.
(5) The provisions of Part 4 of the Search and Surveillance Act 2012 (except subparts 3, 5, and 6) apply.

[dangerous]

Fucking dog ranger came around today. Didn't knock on the door, just walked around the house looking through the windows. He got to the other end and there was Doris, myself and our unregistered dog. Cunt. I thought about shooting him but I figured it's prolly a bit much, considering it's only $74.00 a year and I've had a lifetime without paying the cunts a cent. The prick was decked out in combat boots, stabby-stabby-proof vest and a uniform like a prison screw. You can see why cunts want to stab them.

well fuck you.. you should back pay that life times payment to them... I have to so should you, I hope they hit you hard.

On the other side of it, I dont mind 1 dog fee but to pay cos you have more than one is a crock a shit and why is the 2nd dog cost more???
ohh wait thats chch in selwyn no extra fee for more than one dog and the 2nd is CHEAPER


Well it's not Friday, but that's a pretty good rant.its not a rant its a cheap skate dodging his responsibilitys as a dog owner he needs to man up, ya pay ya rego to use the roads, ya pay for your licence to ride ya bike... pay the dog fee

[Madness]

well fuck you.. you should back pay that life times payment to them... I have to so should you, I hope they hit you hard.

For what? What have any of the councils that I've lived under whilst owning dogs ever done for me or my dogs? Cunts have never done fuck all. How else do you get away without paying for a lifetime?

Don't worry, I kind of understand your stance. I usually licence my bike but I figure I'm getting something for my rego money and I don't mind paying. In summer at least :msn-wink:

I think I might start putting the dog shit off the lawn into the council rubbish bags. That'll make me happier.

[Madness]

its not a rant its a cheap skate dodging his responsibilitys as a dog owner he needs to man up, ya pay ya rego to use the roads, ya pay for your licence to ride ya bike... pay the dog fee

Nice edit. Go fuck yourself.

[dangerous]

For what? What have any of the councils that I've lived under whilst owning dogs ever done for me or my dogs? Cunts have never done fuck all. How else do you get away without paying for a lifetime?

Don't worry, I kind of understand your stance. I usually licence my bike but I figure I'm getting something for my rego money and I don't mind paying. In summer at least :msn-wink:

I think I might start putting the dog shit off the lawn into the council rubbish bags. That'll make me happier.

yip ya get nothing for your money, and the arse wipes with the bad dogs get away scott free, its not right but what ya do?


Nice edit. Go fuck yourself.
hmmmm... thats a nasty turn around, guess I won you lost if thats all ya can say... lighten up man, didnt edit shit

[Madness]

yip ya get nothing for your money, ...its not right but what ya do?

Pay it when the cunt knocks on your door. Or doesn't but instead looks through yer windows.



hmmmm... thats a nasty turn around, guess I won you lost if thats all ya can say... lighten up man, didnt edit shit

I'm pretty sure you added that second quote to your post after I had hit the reply with quote button. No biggie and I'm sorry but you've won fuck all. Oh, okay - you get Ginga Of The Day award for Tuesday, July 26th 2016.

How's that for a Turn Around... https://youtu.be/kNHDfl__g2c

[Grumph]

On the other side of it, I dont mind 1 dog fee but to pay cos you have more than one is a crock a shit and why is the 2nd dog cost more???
ohh wait thats chch in selwyn no extra fee for more than one dog and the 2nd is CHEAPER

That is the ONLY benefit of living in a farmer dominated council area....take advantage of it while you can.

I've just come back from a meeting where it was quite apparent that non farmers are supposed to tug their forelocks and say "yes sir, three bags full sir" in the presence of their social betters....cunts.

Bring on the revolution comrades....

[Kickaha]

ya pay ya rego to use the roads, ya pay for your licence to ride ya bike... pay the dog fee

To ride your dog? you sick fuck

[Akzle]

Bring on the revolution comrades....

vote akzle. .

[Drew]

vote akzle. .

If we're calling each other 'comrad', I dunno that voting is an option.

[Maha]

If we're calling each other 'comrad', I dunno that voting is an option.

In Axzles world it is, he craves the attention.

[Big Dog]

So which of your neighbours dobbed?
Out your way he wasn't causally passing.

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[Akzle]

In Axzles world it is, he craves the attention.

:laugh::laugh:laugh: oh dear sweet jesus I just spilled my tea, you really are an hilariously stupid sack of shit

http://ghk.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/11/54fe8d4209222-irons-s3.jpg

(thats 4 kinds of irony, btw. everyone else would get it, but you... oh you. :laugh: )

[Burnie]

To ride your dog? you sick fuck

If humping a dog is called bestiality, does that mean a dog humping your leg is personality?

[scumdog]

vote akzle. .

Pfft, as-if!:facepalm:

Now if my pet axolotl Terry was standing for election...

[old slider]

In Axzles world it is, he craves the attention.



Still trying to figure out who are mates and who are the ones that wont drink together.

Just a quick calculation, Long time member Maha averaging 1322 posts per year of being a member and Akzle 1164.5 posts, I not sure who is craving the attention, just saying. :mellow:

PS I didn't factor in what was worthwhile and what was not, that maybe important.

[Maha]

Still trying to figure out who are mates and who are the ones that wont drink together.

Just a quick calculation, Long time member Maha averaging 1322 posts per year of being a member and Akzle 1164.5 posts, I not sure who is craving the attention, just saying. :mellow:

PS I didn't factor in what was worthwhile and what was not, that maybe important.

Waxoff drinks male juice so no I won't drink with him.

[old slider]

Waxoff drinks male juice so no I won't drink with him.


:lol: wasn't there another thread discussing protein shakes.

Well I Guess that's two sorted, now just another dozen or so to try and get a better understanding.

[Maha]

:lol: wasn't there another thread discussing protein shakes.

You may find what you're looking for in one of his earlier efforts. He used to post in green (that whole look at me and shit) until a mod had a quiet word in his inbox.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/151911-What-are-you-feeding-your-kids?highlight=protein+shake

[Madness]

So which of your neighbours dobbed?
Out your way he wasn't causally passing.

Sent from Tapatalk. DYAC

We only have one neighbour, a State Highway.

[old slider]

You may find what you're looking for in one of his earlier efforts. He used to post in green (that whole look at me and shit) until a mod had a quiet word in his inbox.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/151911-What-are-you-feeding-your-kids?highlight=protein+shake


Interesting post, some of the responses are insightful and some hilarious.

Ps sorry about interrupting your thread Madness. Pity you couldn't have waited in ambush thinking he was a prowler, anyone sneaking about must be suspect aye.

[Madness]

Ps sorry about interrupting your thread Madness.

It's not my thread and please don't apologise. This thread couldn't be dragged off topic even if Ed was here.

[Maha]

Interesting post, some of the responses are insightful and some hilarious.



Yeah this was a standout from that thread..


Who gives a fuck? Shouldnt you be posting this on the womans weekly website or something?

[ellipsis]

...fucking tooth...cunt...hurt...big dollars to fix...cunt...wankers!....

[Drew]

...fucking tooth...cunt...hurt...big dollars to fix...cunt...wankers!....

Gah. Worst pain I've ever dealt with is tooth pain.

Tramadol. LOTS of Tramadol mate.

[old slider]

Gah. Worst pain I've ever dealt with is tooth pain.

Tramadol. LOTS of Tramadol mate.



I have heard Tramadol is good for other things with blokes, other than pain, maybe this should be in that protein thread as well.

[JATZ]

Gah. Worst pain I've ever dealt with is tooth pain.

Tramadol. LOTS of Tramadol mate.

You should try a dry socket :yes: that takes "uncomfortable" to whole new level and no amount of tramadol will fix it.

[SVboy]

What's a dry socket, in tooth terms?

[Madness]

What's a dry socket, in tooth terms?

What is it? A hole where a tooth used to be that hurts like a motherfucker.

You know that peculiar smell of the dentists? You know, that smell that is the dentists and no other place. That smell is the shit they stuff into a dry socket. It's brown like poo and a micron of that shit is enough to make the dentists smell like a dentists for a month. They stuff that shit into the hole in your jaw. Fuck it's good when you need it.

[husaberg]

What is it? A hole where a tooth used to be that hurts like a motherfucker.

You know that peculiar smell of the dentists? You know, that smell that is the dentists and no other place. That smell is the shit they stuff into a dry socket. It's brown like poo and a micron of that shit is enough to make the dentists smell like a dentists for a month. They stuff that shit into the hole in your jaw. Fuck it's good when you need it.

Alvogyl is what its called
The smell is cloves (Eugenol) Remember those pot pori oranges that were covered with them. They smell the same.
http://thedailyblend.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/citrus-pomander-kathy228-fooddotcom-300x300.jpg

The brown colour of the dental paste is likely from iodine.

[Madness]

The smell is cloves (Eugenol) Remember those pot pori oranges that were covered with them. they smell the same.

I don't know about poofy oranges but I've smoked clove cigarettes - Kretek. I'd never made the connection before. Huh.

[husaberg]

I don't know about poofy oranges but I've smoked clove cigarettes. I'd never made the connection before. Huh.

I always thought the cloves smell it was actually to cover the smell of abbesses halitosis and antiseptics.
Until today I never actually knew it was both a powerful antiseptic and a local anesthetic.
Well I have never smoked an orange.
But those clove oranges things were big in the nineties for those kids craft school stuff for Xmas.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Gah. Worst pain I've ever dealt with is tooth pain.

Tramadol. LOTS of Tramadol mate.

Just wait till you get a kidney stone then.

[Grumph]

Just wait till you get a kidney stone then.

Been there - twice.....I can certify it's worse than a heart attack.
Morphine for that level of pain.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Been there - twice.....I can certify it's worse than a heart attack.
Morphine for that level of pain.

Yep. I've had 'em twice. No fun at all.

[Maha]

Yep. I've had 'em twice. No fun at all.

Dad has passed a couple, Mum said he almost has enough to build a pebble garden.

[Grumph]

Dad has passed a couple, Mum said he almost has enough to build a pebble garden.

Passed one, couldn't catch it - nearly passed out from the relief...2nd one done surgically and they didn't give it back.

But if she wants contributions, I've a large jar here full of my gallstones.....

[Maha]

Passed one, couldn't catch it - nearly passed out from the relief...2nd one done surgically and they didn't give it back.

But if she wants contributions, I've a large jar here full of my gallstones.....

I'll pass that on :shifty:

[husaberg]

Passed one, couldn't catch it - nearly passed out from the relief...2nd one done surgically and they didn't give it back.

But if she wants contributions, I've a large jar here full of my gallstones.....

You sure are a gritty old codger Greg....

[Grumph]

You sure are a gritty old codger Greg....

It's been a rocky ride...

[Katman]

You sure are a gritty old codger Greg....


It's been a rocky ride...

If you get another one, give husaberk a call.

He'll have it sucked out in no time.

(Well, he'd probably draw it out a bit longer than that).

[russd7]

wanna try scratchin both eyeballs with contact lenses, now thats pain i never ever want to experience again

[husaberg]

It's been a rocky ride...
Stone the crows...like sands through the hourglass......
PS It sounds like old Katman is projecting his fantasies again, isn't rather odd that his thoughts are always about dirt track riding....
Don't worry about him though, he seems to often confuse heterosexual and homosexual activities.

[BuzzardNZ]

Stone the crows...like sands through the hourglass......
PS It sounds like old Katman is projecting his fantasies again, isn't rather odd that his thoughts are always about dirt track riding....
Don't worry about him though, he seems to often confuse heterosexual and homosexual activities.

Says the biggest deviant on this site. Take a look at your own posts before you start throwing shit like that about.

As far as I'm concerned, you're the biggest scumbag on KB.

[husaberg]

Says the biggest deviant on this site.

As far as I'm concerned, you're the biggest scumbag on KB.

Thanks....:laugh:
You have rocks in your head:killingme

[Big Dog]

Thanks....[emoji23]
Always nice to be nominated. Let alone won.

Sent from Tapatalk. DYAC

[husaberg]

Always nice to be nominated. Let alone won.

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Meh thats loser talk.....:bleh:
I'm basking in the winners glow here.
I do wonder if buzzard was confused about my tagline...
He clearly has an AX to grind

[BuzzardNZ]

Meh the loser talk.....:bleh:
I wonder if buzzard was confused about my tagline...

Well it wasn't one of your typically thinly veiled sleazy puns aimed at a certain age group, so maybe you did confuse me.

It was a rubbish post all the same.

[husaberg]

Well it wasn't one of your typically thinly veiled sleazy puns aimed at a certain age group, so maybe you did confuse me.

It was a rubbish post all the same.

Perhaps oh learned one you have lost your marbles .... you would like to share your thoughts on the post above mine, to which my post was in reply to.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/167449-Friday-Night-Rants?p=1130989567#post1130989567
Don't worry though most puns seemingly are a bit over your head anyway....

[BuzzardNZ]

Don't worry though most puns seemingly are a bit over your head....

I'd say that's because I'm a little older than your typical target audience.

[husaberg]

I'd say that's because I'm a little older than your target audience.

Answer the question then?


Says the biggest deviant on this site. Take a look at your own posts before you start throwing shit like that about.
.



Perhaps oh learned one you have lost your marbles .... you would like to share your thoughts on the post above mine, to which my post was in reply to.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/167449-Friday-Night-Rants?p=1130989567#post1130989567
Don't worry though most puns seemingly are a bit over your head anyway....

Show that you have some stones. Because thus far, you are off target
Or just admit it nothing to do with my post in this thread at all, that is all about the AX you want to grind.

Ps Grumph older than some rocks but I still lichen

[Drew]

Jesus tittie fucking Christ. You cunts are fucking useless.

[BuzzardNZ]

Answer the question then?



where exactly is your question then? ( hint: you need to follow up with a question mark you retarded cunt )

[Crasherfromwayback]

Jesus tittie fucking Christ. You cunts are fucking useless.

100% agree. Lightweights.

[husaberg]

where exactly is your question then? ( hint: you need to follow up with a question mark you retarded cunt )

Oh so that Cats got your tongue after all......
Balls swell that ends swell then...
I guess you should watch out for his fur balls.

[Jin]

Cloves are also hallucinogenic

[Drew]

Cloves are also hallucinogenic

Woah Woah Woah! This just got interesting.

[Grumph]

Woah Woah Woah! This just got interesting.

Need more information......and pictures.

[Drew]

Need more information......and pictures.

A quick Google wasn't overly informative.

[Ocean1]

A quick Google wasn't overly informative.

Maybe cloves feature heavily in the perceptions of those completely smashed on LSD?

[SVboy]

Cloves [syrup] and Coke. Sweet sugary goodness! Mmmmmmm. So the dry socket thing....reminds me of Katman. Nothing there but tries to keep your attention by causing pain......

[Jin]

Sorry guys got mixed up its nutmeg thats a hallucinogen not clove. Grind some up and put in your ovaltine before bedtime.

[Maha]

Sorry guys got mixed up its nutmeg thats a hallucinogen not clove. Grind some up and put in your ovaltine before bedtime.

You say that now! I just wrecked a perfectly good pair of 'gloves' last night.

[Laava]

Cloves are also hallucinogenic

So are those Aller G tabs if you take enough of them. (Whole packet) Strongly recommend you not try it!

[Banditbandit]

Sorry guys got mixed up its nutmeg thats a hallucinogen not clove. Grind some up and put in your ovaltine before bedtime.

You need a whole packet of the ground stuff ... and you need to stir it into milk - it's the only way to get it down without gagging ... and it's seriously not worth it ..

[Drew]

You need a whole packet of the ground stuff ... and you need to stir it into milk - it's the only way to get it down without gagging ... and it's seriously not worth it ..

In my yoof I tried it. Got nothing. Figured it's a piss take to get dumb fucks like me to drink the shit.

[husaberg]

You need a whole packet of the ground stuff ... and you need to stir it into milk - it's the only way to get it down without gagging ... and it's seriously not worth it ..

If you add in some vanilla essence and a egg you will have an eggnog.....

[Grumph]

If you add in some vanilla essence and a egg you will have an eggnog.....

Then add rum for a healthy breakfast...

[Luckylegs]

Then add rum for a healthy breakfast...

...or dum[b] for a kb breakfast

[husaberg]

Then add rum for a healthy breakfast...

Not sure about rum and milk
Baileys yes.

[Banditbandit]

If you add in some vanilla essence and a egg you will have an eggnog.....

Mate even that would not make it palatable ...

And as for the rum . good idea . probably have a better high than the nutmeg ..

[husaberg]

Mate even that would not make it palatable ...

And as for the rum . good idea . probably have a better high than the nutmeg ..

I actually always liked Eggnog and raw eggs anyway. Barcardi maybe...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWMR2eSutGg

[Drew]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.

Got to Otaki on my way to Wanganui to install a heat pump for a mate...realised I had left the indoor unit at the fucken workshop in my haste to unload some other shit and get on the road.

That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.

[gsxr]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.

Got to Otaki on my way to Wanganui to install a heat pump for a mate...realised I had left the indoor unit at the fucken workshop in my haste to unload some other shit and get on the road.

That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.


Nope just cos you are mentally disabled doesnt qualify you to compete in physically disabled competition.

We all fuck up at times . Mostly in haste. Hope it all works out well

[Drew]

Nope just cos you are mentally disabled doesnt qualify you to compete in physically disabled competition.

We all fuck up at times . Mostly in haste. Hope it all works out well
Bugger. Mind, the paralympics 100m record is 10.6 seconds. Being as dumb as me still doesn't mean I could be an athlete it seems.

[Laava]

Bugger. Mind, the paralympics 100m record is 10.6 seconds.

What sort of van are you driving?

[Drew]

What sort of van are you driving?

I doubt my Hyundai would cut a 10 second 100m either.

[husaberg]

Bugger. Mind, the paralympics 100m record is 10.6 seconds. Being as dumb as me still doesn't mean I could be an athlete it seems.

Oscar Pistorius could have shot two girlfriends in that time Drew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3fiyqEGddk

You do realise what "Para" shot for rather than "Special"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3vVepMUqU

[AllanB]

Murdering bastard. Why? who knows, some people just have to destroy beautiful things.

Maybe OJ was his inspiration - wrong country though, however the Judge did appear to have a damp-spot for him as he got a light sentence.

I'd take his legs off him and put him on shower duty in prison.

[sidecar bob]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.

Got to Otaki on my way to Wanganui to install a heat pump for a mate...realised I had left the indoor unit at the fucken workshop in my haste to unload some other shit and get on the road.

That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.

Mmm, tucked up in bed toasty warm with my new awesome pump.
Thanks mate.
You're a chum, no Paralympics for you bro.

[Madness]

Mmm, tucked up in bed toasty warm with my new awesome pump.

https://www.x4labs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pressurized-penis-pump.jpg

[husaberg]

Mmm, tucked up in bed toasty warm with my new awesome pump.
Thanks mate.
You're a chum, no Paralympics for you bro.

That brings a new twist on the ball and chain:rolleyes:

[Crasherfromwayback]

What's better than a gold medal at the Special Olympics?












Not being retarded.

[sidecar bob]

https://www.x4labs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pressurized-penis-pump.jpg

I was referring to the new heat pump that Drew installed for me, but interesting that was your first thought. I had to google to figure out what it was, but clearly youre all about them.

[old slider]

I was referring to the new heat pump that Drew installed for me, but interesting that was your first thought. I had to google to figure out what it was, but clearly youre all about them.



Lol, I had to do the same when a mate mentioned how impressed he was with his new fleshlight. For some reason I thought it had something to do with brightening the night. :msn-wink:

[Madness]

I was referring to the new heat pump that Drew installed for me, but interesting that was your first thought.

Apparently it was the first thought of at least 4 others, according to some of the comments left with the many greens I received, to accompany your red.


I had to google to figure out what it was...

Bullshit! You mean to say you didn't recognise it from the one Tracy bought you for Christmas?

You might want to consider removing the quoted image too. I'd hate for you to receive an infraction, seeing as how sensitive you are.

[Banditbandit]

Fuck fuck fuck, I'm an idiot.


That depressing moment one realise, he qualifies for the paralympics.

Adds a whole new level of meaning to "going to race my chair ..."

[Madness]

I had to google to figure out what it was, but clearly youre all about them.

Ahem...

http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/police-seek-hardened-criminal-after-penis-pump-is-stolen-from-mildura-sex-shop-20160812-gqrdga.html

And before you blame me, I don't even have a valid passport.

[husaberg]

Ahem...

http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/police-seek-hardened-criminal-after-penis-pump-is-stolen-from-mildura-sex-shop-20160812-gqrdga.html

And before you blame me, I don't even have a valid passport.


......He had a goatee at the time of the incident.....
Ya kidding me. It has to be Akzle.

[MrMarko]

Pretty sure that's Virago.

[Akzle]

Ahem...

http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/police-seek-hardened-criminal-after-penis-pump-is-stolen-from-mildura-sex-shop-20160812-gqrdga.html

And before you blame me, I don't even have a valid passport.

HARDENED criminal. brilliant! why cunt nz have such hilarious newsos

[MrMarko]

HARDENED criminal. brilliant! why cunt nz have such hilarious newsos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

[Big Dog]

HARDENED criminal. brilliant! why cunt nz have such hilarious newsos
BSA.


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[Madness]

Coming home from a business trip today, I left Whangarei at 3pm and finally crested the Bombay Hill at 6:50pm. Auckland motherfuckers.

[Drew]

Fucking Honda!

Their motors are bits of fucking shit. For no other reason than having sat a few years, two CBR400RR motors have Chernobyled and fucked themselves. FUCKING TWO! Fucken weak bits of shit.

Suzuki would have fired up and run with the rings having rusted to the bore. I know, I've done it.

Third motor now assembled and sitting on the bench to go in. Should it fuck out, I'm gonna take it outside and fucking burn it. Cunting thing owes me more time than I care to admit already.

[Laava]

Coming home from a business trip today, I left Whangarei at 3pm and finally crested the Bombay Hill at 6:50pm. Auckland motherfuckers.

Sounds like a clear run to me?

[Grumph]

Fucking Honda!

Their motors are bits of fucking shit. For no other reason than having sat a few years, two CBR400RR motors have Chernobyled and fucked themselves. FUCKING TWO! Fucken weak bits of shit.

Suzuki would have fired up and run with the rings having rusted to the bore. I know, I've done it.

Third motor now assembled and sitting on the bench to go in. Should it fuck out, I'm gonna take it outside and fucking burn it. Cunting thing owes me more time than I care to admit already.

Before it goes in, pull the sump and check the relief valve works. Bastard things either seize or rust the spring through.

[Drew]

Before it goes in, pull the sump and check the relief valve works. Bastard things either seize or rust the spring through.

This is good to know. This one is ok it seems. I had it out whilst I cleaned the pieces of piston from the motor.

[Grumph]

This is good to know. This one is ok it seems. I had it out whilst I cleaned the pieces of piston from the motor.

Late 80's early 90's kawasakis were worse. They use a ball and spring. I struck a ZZR1100 which had intermittent oil light problems. Pulled the sump and relief valve and a segment of the ball was missing. Lowest point in the lube system so water collects....

[husaberg]

Late 80's early 90's kawasakis were worse. They use a ball and spring. I struck a ZZR1100 which had intermittent oil light problems. Pulled the sump and relief valve and a segment of the ball was missing. Lowest point in the lube system so water collects....

The ball and the spring always worked well for dry Sump BSA's ;)

Assuming you liked your BSAs wet sumped and smokey or better still possibly hydraulic
BSA following the Harry Ferguson engineering model of correct pump and ancillary placement, Thus of course made sure they buried this component deep inside the engine. Rather than some silly easily replaced bolt component on like a Ford Tractor.
That said, at least Ferguson used a triumph style plunger pump that would easily lift a 1000KG plus (albeit slowly) on a tractor that weighed about 500KG so at least it didn't leak.

[Madness]

Mitzy's aye?

What about them? It's pretty retarded to blame Auckland "traffic" on a vehicle manufacturer, even for you.

[scumdog]

Fucking Honda!

Their motors are bits of fucking shit. For no other reason than having sat a few years, two CBR400RR motors have Chernobyled and fucked themselves. FUCKING TWO! Fucken weak bits of shit.

Suzuki would have fired up and run with the rings having rusted to the bore. I know, I've done it.

Third motor now assembled and sitting on the bench to go in. Should it fuck out, I'm gonna take it outside and fucking burn it. Cunting thing owes me more time than I care to admit already.


Top rant well done that man!:woohoo:

[Maha]

Fucking Honda!

Their motors are bits of fucking shit. For no other reason than having sat a few years, two CBR400RR motors have Chernobyled and fucked themselves. FUCKING TWO! Fucken weak bits of shit.

Suzuki would have fired up and run with the rings having rusted to the bore. I know, I've done it.

Third motor now assembled and sitting on the bench to go in. Should it fuck out, I'm gonna take it outside and fucking burn it. Cunting thing owes me more time than I care to admit already.

Don't waste it chuck it in your Beemer.

[Drew]

Well, that's three weak as piss Honda motors fucked and ready for scrap. If I wasn't so prepared for it to happen, I'd have lit the match and walked off. Instead, I got in my car and came home. Think can just fucken sit there and rot.

I'm done with it.

[Grumph]

Well, that's three weak as piss Honda motors fucked and ready for scrap. If I wasn't so prepared for it to happen, I'd have lit the match and walked off. Instead, I got in my car and came home. Think can just fucken sit there and rot.

I'm done with it.

What exactly did they do ? all the same ?

I'm not touching another 400 kawsaki as the last one i did actually broke a rod at idle....

[Drew]

What exactly did they do ? all the same ?

I'm not touching another 400 kawsaki as the last one i did actually broke a rod at idle....
First one developed a bottom end knock after about 10 minutes run time, then locked up.

Next one dropped a valve, and the piston shattered apon trying to push the valve through the head.

This one sounds like a cam is binding up, goes 'squeeze squeeze squeek. I habe yet to investigate further.

I've got one head left from the one with bottom end concerns. Provided the bottom end issue wasn't a big end and the sudden stop from the piston hitting the head.

[sidecar bob]

Well, that's three weak as piss Honda motors fucked and ready for scrap. If I wasn't so prepared for it to happen, I'd have lit the match and walked off. Instead, I got in my car and came home. Think can just fucken sit there and rot.

I'm done with it.

On the bright side, at least your car is pretty chur.
I had a car squeaking the other day after an overheat, it sounded like the fan belt. It turned out to be compression escaping between the head & block. Alloy block Beemer, block was as soft as cheese & the car was scrapped.

[Drew]

On the bright side, at least your car is pretty chur.
I had a car squeaking the other day after an overheat, it sounded like the fan belt. It turned out to be compression escaping between the head & block. Alloy block Beemer, block was as soft as cheese & the car was scrapped.
It sounds a deeper tone than high pressure release.

I'm very happy with my car though.

[Grumph]

First one developed a bottom end knock after about 10 minutes run time, then locked up.

Next one dropped a valve, and the piston shattered apon trying to push the valve through the head.

This one sounds like a cam is binding up, goes 'squeeze squeeze squeek. I habe yet to investigate further.

I've got one head left from the one with bottom end concerns. Provided the bottom end issue wasn't a big end and the sudden stop from the piston hitting the head.

Back when they were new and optimists were bringing them out in numbers for F3, valves dropping was the most common cause of failure.
Then big ends. Bear in mind they were made around the same time Honda were making the V4's and not finishing the oil holes on the cranks...
ANY plain bearing crank I do now gets a long hard squint at the edges of the oil holes - and radiused where it's not good enough.

Guy we travelled with one year did 3 CBR400RR engines in one season - all valves dropping. One at the WSB round, one at Wanganui, one down here. The wreckers did well out of him.

[Drew]

Back when they were new and optimists were bringing them out in numbers for F3, valves dropping was the most common cause of failure.
Then big ends. Bear in mind they were made around the same time Honda were making the V4's and not finishing the oil holes on the cranks...
ANY plain bearing crank I do now gets a long hard squint at the edges of the oil holes - and radiused where it's not good enough.

Guy we travelled with one year did 3 CBR400RR engines in one season - all valves dropping. One at the WSB round, one at Wanganui, one down here. The wreckers did well out of him.
I'm not trying to get big power, or rev it to all hell. It's in my ride on mower. I just want it to run on four and hoon around in paddocks.

You got any GSX400 twins left in the shed, and a loom to make it go?

[dangerous]

First one developed a bottom end knock after about 10 minutes run time, then locked up.

Next one dropped a valve, and the piston shattered apon trying to push the valve through the head.

This one sounds like a cam is binding up, goes 'squeeze squeeze squeek. I habe yet to investigate further.

I've got one head left from the one with bottom end concerns. Provided the bottom end issue wasn't a big end and the sudden stop from the piston hitting the head.

Im thinking its the user... HONDA are the mutts nutts man, shit had a atv200 given to me the other day, hasent run in over 3yrs, didnt even drain the cab wired it up to the guzzi and started straight away... farking Honda aye, love em and besides Drewwwwwww... ya meet the nicest people on a Honda

[Jin]

Yeah i think it's a case of the Honda's not liking their shitty owners and harakiring themselves.

Story goes that the rsv4 or something was designed around the fireblade. They put it up on the dyno and let it run to see how long it would last. Engineers report was that the fucking thing wouldn't die even when drained of oil.

[Drew]

Im thinking its the user... HONDA are the mutts nutts man, shit had a atv200 given to me the other day, hasent run in over 3yrs, didnt even drain the cab wired it up to the guzzi and started straight away... farking Honda aye, love em and besides Drewwwwwww... ya meet the nicest people on a Honda
It seems I have discovered another reason that Honda sports bikes are fucken shit bro.

Oh joy, I've just remembered there's still a CBR600 hurricane motor in a 400 frame in the shed. Mind. That motor is getting sent out for a waking by a professional, so it better not be like these other bits of shit.

[Grumph]

I'm not trying to get big power, or rev it to all hell. It's in my ride on mower. I just want it to run on four and hoon around in paddocks.

You got any GSX400 twins left in the shed, and a loom to make it go?


Im thinking its the user... HONDA are the mutts nutts man, shit had a atv200 given to me the other day, hasent run in over 3yrs, didnt even drain the cab wired it up to the guzzi and started straight away... farking Honda aye, love em and besides Drewwwwwww... ya meet the nicest people on a Honda

Nothing suitable left here sorry - the last GSX400 motor I saw for sale was up your way and the bastard wanted an arm and leg for it.

DD - Your post is pretty self explanatory - you hooked it up to the Guzzi...Those things have (and have to have..) a battery big enough to fire a bloody hercules...I bet it just ground over till everything decided to move in the right sequence.

[SVboy]

Nothing suitable left here sorry - the last GSX400 motor I saw for sale was up your way and the bastard wanted an arm and leg for it.

DD - Your post is pretty self explanatory - you hooked it up to the Guzzi...Those things have (and have to have..) a battery big enough to fire a bloody hercules...I bet it just ground over till everything decided to move in the right sequence.

Still won't start the Guzzi tho!

[Drew]

Blocked oil gallery to the right hand side of the head somewhere. Surfaces aren't too bad, so I'll sand the cam and fix the oil starving. AnY more issues after that and it's getting a brick on the accelerator and left to explode.

[SVboy]

Still won't start the Guzzi tho!

I take it all back! Not only did I witness the Guzzler in full flight today, Dangerous has made the best sounding Guzzi of anything this side of an MG01! No rant here sorry mods.

[dangerous]

I take it all back! Not only did I witness the Guzzler in full flight today, Dangerous has made the best sounding Guzzi of anything this side of an MG01! No rant here sorry mods.

yeah... sorry bout that, weird tho ya take weight of the arse end but the front end still wants to point at the sky... I dont get it :facepalm:324037

[scumdog]

yeah... sorry bout that, weird tho ya take weight of the arse end but the front end still wants to point at the sky... I dont get it :facepalm:324037

The problem is the numpty with his hand on the throttle....:nya::bleh:

[dangerous]

The problem is the numpty with his hand on the throttle....:nya::bleh:

yeah well... theres no helping some...

[mossy1200]

https://www.facebook.com/revthatting/videos/1171021579617025/

[Ocean1]

https://www.facebook.com/revthatting/videos/1171021579617025/

He's fucking keen on those white lines.

[ellipsis]

https://www.facebook.com/revthatting/videos/1171021579617025/


...does it come with a rant or do we have to pretend there is something to rant over?...

[Drew]

Well fuck my fucking life, I'm an idiot of epic fucking proportions.

After these shit box CBR motors were fucking out, I decided to investigate the cunting thing's issue this time. Head and barrels back off...oops. the base gasket was upside down. They are perfectly symmetrical except for the tiny pin prick holes that sit on the old galleries. This fuck head had forgotten to make sure the 'up' label was as required.

Thankfully the cam had fuck all damage and I could just sand the aluminium off and resemble. Thing seems to run good now and after a couple heat cycles hasn't fucked out.

My bad.

[Grumph]

Well fuck my fucking life, I'm an idiot of epic fucking proportions.

After these shit box CBR motors were fucking out, I decided to investigate the cunting thing's issue this time. Head and barrels back off...oops. the base gasket was upside down. They are perfectly symmetrical except for the tiny pin prick holes that sit on the old galleries. This fuck head had forgotten to make sure the 'up' label was as required.

Thankfully the cam had fuck all damage and I could just sand the aluminium off and resemble. Thing seems to run good now and after a couple heat cycles hasn't fucked out.

My bad.

Standard bloody honda. Wish i had a dollar for every one I've seen with what looks like a symmetrical gasket in the wrong way.
At one point, the cam bearing cap gaskets for the CB350 twin came with the holes for the oil galleries omitted.
Saved time i suppose, they seized the top ends even with the holes done correctly....

[ellipsis]

Standard bloody honda. Wish i had a dollar for every one I've seen with what looks like a symmetrical gasket in the wrong way.
At one point, the cam bearing cap gaskets for the CB350 twin came with the holes for the oil galleries omitted.
Saved time i suppose, they seized the top ends even with the holes done correctly....


...those CB's that seemed to be half of the CAMS club when I joined up never fucking seized when I was chasing them...if they had I would vividly remember passing them...

[dangerous]

...those CB's that seemed to be half of the CAMS club when I joined up never fucking seized when I was chasing them...if they had I would vividly remember passing them...

yeah but my brother ranga... hondas can seize blow up and compleatly shit themselves and still keep going, so ya wouldent a passed a rooted one... take my 125T droped a valve took the lid of the piston and stiil was running back in the pits... only a honda people... 324071

[Drew]

yeah but my brother ranga... hondas can seize blow up and compleatly shit themselves and still keep going, so ya wouldent a passed a rooted one... take my 125T droped a valve took the lid of the piston and stiil was running back in the pits... only a honda people... 324071

Bullshit. They're fucken over complicated heaps of crap.

[Kickaha]

Bullshit. They're fucken over complicated heaps of crap.

Just like Gingas

[ellipsis]

Just like Gingas


...not even worth sayin 'git fucked' to...git fucked...

[dangerous]

...not even worth sayin 'git fucked' to...git fucked...

what he said...

[scumdog]

Where are all you wankers tonight?

Life treating you so well ya don't need to rant?

Spoilt tossers the lot of youse.

[caspernz]

With the weather lately, some of us are feeling a bit washed out... Just pausing for Spring Sir.

[scumdog]

With the weather lately, some of us are feeling a bit washed out... Just pausing for Spring Sir.

Yeah well not fuckin' good enough!:crazy:

[caspernz]

Yeah well not fuckin' good enough!:crazy:

Good to see you're on form though :innocent:

[scumdog]

Good to see you're on form though :innocent:

k'n oath!:Punk:

[mossy1200]

Spoilt tossers the lot of youse.

I prefer the term

Privileged self pleasure facilitator.

[Jin]

Fucking wind

[ellipsis]

...I'm really fucked off that we didn't protest the point we lost in the local quiz night fundraiser...I reckon the word 'chutney' was derived from the sub continental Indian language, but the quizmaster insisted that 'Hindi' was the only correct answer...we got second and took four bottles of wine home and a hundred bucks, which always gets given back...I got to have a chat with Jordan Luck who is house sitting out this way...not really a rant but fuck, it's as close as I can get to one...I'm finding it hard to give a fuck these days...not bad for an exceptionally angry ginga cunt...Go Vale...

[Moi]

Fucking wind

Try peppermint tea...

[caspernz]

I prefer the term

Privileged self pleasure facilitator.

Is that like: "Mile High Club, solo aviators division" by chance?

[Drew]

...I'm really fucked off that we didn't protest the point we lost in the local quiz night fundraiser...I reckon the word 'chutney' was derived from the sub continental Indian language, but the quizmaster insisted that 'Hindi' was the only correct answer...we got second and took four bottles of wine home and a hundred bucks, which always gets given back...I got to have a chat with Jordan Luck who is house sitting out this way...not really a rant but fuck, it's as close as I can get to one...I'm finding it hard to give a fuck these days...not bad for an exceptionally angry ginga cunt...Go Vale...

Is Jordan Luck as big of a dick as he seems in interviews?

[SVboy]

I would be ranting if I had to talk to Jordan Luck. Does his breath still leave anybody within 2 meters drunk also?

[Maha]

The Exponants opened for a band at Mt Smart years ago, every second word out of his mouth was 'fuck' and he was one of those annoying front men who would hold the microphone out to the audience instead of singing the whole song through, geez I hate that.

[dangerous]

Where are all you wankers tonight?

Life treating you so well ya don't need to rant?

Spoilt tossers the lot of youse.

well... 3 beers and 2 whiskys and I was asleep, been a week n half.
Anyway, we actually had rain yesterday fuck we need it aye BUT WTF is it with people/drivers... 1st bit of rain in months and they all freak the fuck out 70k on the open rd not moving at intersections, fuk me its just water...

So, ginger hit in...
disclaimer, not for :Police: ears... ah eyes...

locals will know the intersection mainsouth rd halswell jct rd on the faulton hogan corner... comming from HWj rd left to head south there is a wicked merging lane its great BUT fuckwits still stop and try n merge at the corner so permint cones were stuck to the rd to keep people in the merging lane till ya ment to merge (shoulda taken em all the way till the broken line) now some twats have boled a section of them cos they are hell bent on merging at the corner...

Enter me, on MSrd 2 lanes merge as 1 further up the HJrd merges, ok expect a wee bit of backing but the 'rain' people loose what ever brain power thay had cars stacked up cris crossing, fuckwits...
So I get pissed off think fuck this so dart through the broken cones into the HJ lane behind two cars... those two fuckwits sudingly stop mid lane wanting to merge in to the right royle fuck up SO I... once again think fuck this and passed the 2 cars on the inside and continue up the merging lane till the broken lines were you DO merge and bingo pop in the que and fuck off home.

The thing is I got a new colarado this week and its a bit more potent than the old rodeo, as I passed the 2 cars on the inside it lit up in the wet and I snaked all the way drifting side ways to the merge... fuck that was cool but man did it rark a few drivers up LOL... yeah what a cock I am, but I beat em all home.

[mossy1200]

Is that like: "Mile High Club, solo aviators division" by chance?

The first rule of Jizz club is.

[sidecar bob]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

[Maha]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

That place down a bit and across from BAYRIDE is a decent feed for little out outlay, Aucklanders you wont see.

[husaberg]

the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

That's three, isn't it.

[ellipsis]

That's three, isn't it.


...depends really...doesn't it!...

[Moi]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

You could always drink this...

http://meandmybigmouth.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Coffee-and-chicory-essence.jpg

[Grumph]

well... 3 beers and 2 whiskys and I was asleep, been a week n half.
Anyway, we actually had rain yesterday fuck we need it aye BUT WTF is it with people/drivers... 1st bit of rain in months and they all freak the fuck out 70k on the open rd not moving at intersections, fuk me its just water...

So, ginger hit in...
disclaimer, not for :Police: ears... ah eyes...

The thing is I got a new colarado this week and its a bit more potent than the old rodeo, as I passed the 2 cars on the inside it lit up in the wet and I snaked all the way drifting side ways to the merge... fuck that was cool but man did it rark a few drivers up LOL... yeah what a cock I am, but I beat em all home.

Well, now you've scrubbed the rears in anyway...
There's something about that bloody corner, within about a 1km radius of it, you see the worst driving in Chch - and that's saying something.
Personally, I avoid it. Go Buchanans Rd to dodge the whole bloody Hornby mess.

[Akzle]

cunt fuck motherfucker. first, i leave my coffee grinder on site, leaving me to grind beans by hand like some kind of fucking animal, or worse, actual darkie.

THEN i go and fucking leave my beans at home when I get there.

tis a spiteful god...

[Voltaire]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

Your Welcome, nice to see the 1990s has arrived in our new South Auckland Port Town.
Thanks for housing all our rich pensioners, makes driving here a bit easier.

[Moi]

Your Welcome, nice to see the 1990s has arrived in our new South Auckland Port Town.
Thanks for housing all our rich pensioners, makes driving here a bit easier.

So that's what that place is called...

As for the rich pensioners... we've decided to stay in Auckland... nice wee villa in a heritage area... walk everywhere... car might do 1000km between six-monthly WoFs... :yes:

[mossy1200]

The Mods should take this thread away and only unleash it on Fridays if we have behaved during the week.

[Moi]

The Mods should take this thread away and only unleash it on Fridays if we have behaved during the week.

Spoil sport...

[Drew]

The Mods should take this thread away and only unleash it on Fridays if we have behaved during the week.

It's our rebellion against Johnny law. Fuck up.

[Grumph]

More of a saturday night rant...
What is it with people who move to a quiet country village for the lifestyle then keep the entire bloody village up with a party....The bass is up so loud that my bloody house is jumping - and i'm 200 yards away. There is no escape from it.
They've already had two visits from the council noise people - and disregarded them...Now well past the local time limit for noise. And an illegal open fire outside too.

Job for tomorrow is to find out who the landlord is of that property. Last lot we had like this, the landlord really didn't like getting calls at midnight about his tenants....

Lets see if the leaving crowd starts doing skids around the village - that should get the hosts tarred and feathered.

[Akzle]

More of a saturday night rant...
What is it with people who move to a quiet country village for the lifestyle then keep the entire bloody village up with a party....The bass is up so loud that my bloody house is jumping - and i'm 200 yards away. There is no escape from it.
They've already had two visits from the council noise people - and disregarded them...Now well past the local time limit for noise. And an illegal open fire outside too.

Job for tomorrow is to find out who the landlord is of that property. Last lot we had like this, the landlord really didn't like getting calls at midnight about his tenants....

Lets see if the leaving crowd starts doing skids around the village - that should get the hosts tarred and feathered.

if it's a rare occasion then your just an old git.
if its a regular, then proceed.
phone the 111 about the fire too, they dont always, but will bill them for wasting time if it's a regular.

[Voltaire]

So that's what that place is called...

As for the rich pensioners... we've decided to stay in Auckland... nice wee villa in a heritage area... walk everywhere... car might do 1000km between six-monthly WoFs... :yes:

I'm over Auckland, neigh on gridlocked traffic, fucked by weak governance for younger people by Politicians who are only interested in themselves.
Once all the Baby Boomers have shuffled of to that great Harley Accessory shop in the sky things should settle down.