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pritch
7th August 2021, 15:04
same... had so many close calls at round abouts in CHCH they are so bloody small its fucked...


That's a pet pieve of mine: tiny roundabouts. Operating the indicators as required is pretty much impossible. It's easier just to drive straight over the ones that are only painted on the road.

Drew
7th August 2021, 16:30
Wanted to rant last night, but too much pain to concentrate.
Fucked my back again. CUNTING FUCK FUCKITY.

Anyhoo. Rant is about my chev. I wanna put a couple turbos on it, but a 2 bolt main won't last if I do. Sweet I'll google up and see what I've got....NOPE. ID numbers ending 010 are four bolt...maybe. Only way to actually know is to take the sump off.

That's fucking dumb!

R650R
7th August 2021, 16:35
Can anyone bloody explain to me why a fair number of bastard people fecking indicate they're turning right when they goddamn want to go straight through a roundabout?

They're just trying to piss me off aren't they. But really I don't get it...conceptually, how is going straight through a roundabout a right turn in any way, shape or form?? Bollocks.

The worst offenders seem to be manybof my trucking colleagues :facepalm:

But if you think thats bad... a local meth head(was on his FB page) boyracer decided to do a u-turn around the outside lane of a double lane roundabout in rush hour traffic (well that was the story his bush lawyer father peddled in legal documents, the actual driver himself couldnt even remember which road he had entered from, also contradicted By eye witness)
After admitting fault at the scene in front of an independent witness they then decided later to take to court.

They lost btw....

Anyhow doing research to help out the affected family member came across an article mentioning what pritch day says above. The ltsa agrees that many of our small roundabouts its impractical to signal in required time and drivers should not solely rely on indicators to work out someones intentions.
One interesting thing I found was that you MUST indicate right if travelling more than halfway (physically think of clock face) around the roundabout. So at many of the suburban ones where you have only two exits instead of three and the second exit is say at your one o clock you must indicate right. This is prob where bad habit comes from of people indicating right when going straight at a three exit hobby.....

dangerous
7th August 2021, 19:10
There's quite a lot of water in the river atm. By the time you've pulled the KDX out of a hole, recovered from trying to start the TT - and given youself a hernia moving the Lemans, it'll be Sunday and you'll be too fucked to make it up here.
Nice that you're thinking of coming up here though. Be kind to pensioners day is it ?

Close... didnt attempt the bigger crossing...
... TT pulled the bash plate of to modify so didn't try starting it
... The LeMans was LOUD and uncouth but man its got some grunt
... The CX failed to start, seems the apparently new battery in feb is fucked (the seller sen me comming Im sure of it bloody God botherer)

Berries
7th August 2021, 19:38
The worst offenders seem to be manybof my trucking colleagues :facepalm:
Any idea why they have all gone gay with the LED lights over the last year or so?

It's gone from a Yorkie eating mans job to well, probably an Olympic medal in the offing.

F5 Dave
9th August 2021, 08:04
Well new bike and only free day is Sunday and the weather is of course pants. Ok need a garage day.
But the laundry door and lock is sticking really badly, and the pantry door hinge goes Ping snap. Wife comes in. Washing machine throwing errors and not starting. Laundry door takes ages to plane down and recess the 2 locks even with power planer.

Geez will things stop fukin breaking?,.?


Didn't even get to mount new screen or tail Tidy :2guns:

Scuba_Steve
9th August 2021, 13:07
How come it is only Labour voters in their shitty little tin boxes who do it then?

It's a little weird to be stopping people who can't use round-a-bouts & asking their voting preference, but while you're stopping them to ask their voting preferences how bout to tech them about round-a-bout use at the sametime.

dangerous
9th August 2021, 18:41
Well new bike and only free day is Sunday and the weather is of course pants.

EEEEEK... what ya got David oll boy?

F5 Dave
9th August 2021, 18:51
See the busy day thread in general.

ellipsis
9th August 2021, 19:22
Well new bike and only free day is Sunday and the weather is of course pants. Ok need a garage day.
But the laundry door and lock is sticking really badly, and the pantry door hinge goes Ping snap. Wife comes in. Washing machine throwing errors and not starting. Laundry door takes ages to plane down and recess the 2 locks even with power planer.

Geez will things stop fukin breaking?,.?


Didn't even get to mount new screen or tail Tidy :2guns:

...as a rant, that scores about 1.3 outta 10...normal shit on some days and an annoyance on others...sharpen up

F5 Dave
9th August 2021, 20:23
[Hangs head in shame]

I'll try burst a temple blood vessel next time.

pete376403
9th August 2021, 20:58
Watch some Jonathan Pie vids for tips on how to rant

Grumph
10th August 2021, 19:21
I'll have a small one. Bureaucratic bastard stuffups.....

I went to my GP about 4 weeks back for a full prescription renewal. Fine got the usual stuff, you don't want to know, you'll all be there soon enough...

BUT...I was having a little pain from the neck dissection op site - so asked for some Codeine. Got a script for a small quantity. Included with the 90 day script for the rest...

About a week later the op site goes from tolerable to not so much - and I start using the Codeine rapidly. Now onto the 3rd and final refill.

The surgical team at a followup say, you need more - and prescribe it. Fine.

BUT - I can't access that script until after the 90 day period of the GP's one expires - 1st week of bloody November.

I estimate I'll be without Codeine for around 6 weeks unless something can be done.
Seeing the GP tomorrow. If he can't fix it I'll ask for a substitute - the story of pensioners on Morphine on TV the other day was attractive. We'll see.

I'm assuming the pharmacist is going by the rules. Possibly the GP's fault for including it with the 90 day med schedule. He should have known better IMO.

Autech
10th August 2021, 19:31
I'll have a small one. Bureaucratic bastard stuffups.....

I went to my GP about 4 weeks back for a full prescription renewal. Fine got the usual stuff, you don't want to know, you'll all be there soon enough...

BUT...I was having a little pain from the neck dissection op site - so asked for some Codeine. Got a script for a small quantity. Included with the 90 day script for the rest...

About a week later the op site goes from tolerable to not so much - and I start using the Codeine rapidly. Now onto the 3rd and final refill.

The surgical team at a followup say, you need more - and prescribe it. Fine.

BUT - I can't access that script until after the 90 day period of the GP's one expires - 1st week of bloody November.

I estimate I'll be without Codeine for around 6 weeks unless something can be done.
Seeing the GP tomorrow. If he can't fix it I'll ask for a substitute - the story of pensioners on Morphine on TV the other day was attractive. We'll see.

I'm assuming the pharmacist is going by the rules. Possibly the GP's fault for including it with the 90 day med schedule. He should have known better IMO.So 4 weeks without a poo then?

I'd be going for the morphine though, none of this low grade opiates business

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Grumph
10th August 2021, 20:01
So 4 weeks without a poo then?

I'd be going for the morphine though, none of this low grade opiates business

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Nah, better living with the right chemicals. Yes, the Morphine does sound attractive. Been on it before and seem able to get off it easily enough.
Motorcycles seem to be my only addiction.

Edit - Fixed with a phone call. i watched him do it and said "I could have done that and said i was you " Then realised the pharmacy had caller ID....

Then the pharmacy couldn't find the staffer who'd taken the call - for about 15 minutes.....

caseye
13th August 2021, 13:05
Well, fuck me!, it's bloody Friday! again:grouphug:
Just so all you clever barstards don't forget, Friday follows Thursday and comes before Kick them Ockers in the balls Saturday. Imagine an Ozzie:tugger: who actually believed they was gunna beat the AB's, at Eden park for Fucks sake.
Weathers still shiet and the BIG Rebel:first: hasn't arrived at the bike shop yet, so still no test ride.
Ah well, another day anudda penny!
Go on then fuck off back to work, argh, sorry didn't mean to swear, cunts the lotta ya.
:baby:

george formby
13th August 2021, 14:12
I'll have a small one. Bureaucratic bastard stuffups.....

I went to my GP about 4 weeks back for a full prescription renewal. Fine got the usual stuff, you don't want to know, you'll all be there soon enough...

BUT...I was having a little pain from the neck dissection op site - so asked for some Codeine. Got a script for a small quantity. Included with the 90 day script for the rest...

About a week later the op site goes from tolerable to not so much - and I start using the Codeine rapidly. Now onto the 3rd and final refill.

The surgical team at a followup say, you need more - and prescribe it. Fine.

BUT - I can't access that script until after the 90 day period of the GP's one expires - 1st week of bloody November.

I estimate I'll be without Codeine for around 6 weeks unless something can be done.
Seeing the GP tomorrow. If he can't fix it I'll ask for a substitute - the story of pensioners on Morphine on TV the other day was attractive. We'll see.

I'm assuming the pharmacist is going by the rules. Possibly the GP's fault for including it with the 90 day med schedule. He should have known better IMO.

Sorry to quote the whole lot but context, you know.

Spoke to my dad in Blighty a couple of days ago, he's in his 70's and has been suffering tinnitus (ringing in the ears in case my ituses are confused).
My first question was what did the doctor say? Nuffin, dad is on a waiting list for the doctor to call him, not a visit, a phone call. 6 weeks wait for a conversation he will struggle to hear. :blink:

In other news. Someone who should know posited that Yamaha's supply problems in Yerp and other places is due to their cargo being on a certain ship called the Evergiven. Far canal! Ring a bell?

Apparently that's why I can't test ride a T7.:angry:

Grumph
13th August 2021, 15:54
Yeah, at least we can physically get to see a doctor. Even if they might not be competent.

Don't talk to me about the Ever Given. I've got carbs ordered and paid for from Europe. The bastard supplier won't answer emails and the only chance i haven't done my dough is that they were on that ship. The timing and route were right - but the cunt won't talk to me.
The cargo is now becoming available but I'm not holding my breath that he'll magically now tell me they're on the way.

george formby
13th August 2021, 17:27
Yeah, at least we can physically get to see a doctor. Even if they might not be competent.

Don't talk to me about the Ever Given. I've got carbs ordered and paid for from Europe. The bastard supplier won't answer emails and the only chance i haven't done my dough is that they were on that ship. The timing and route were right - but the cunt won't talk to me.
The cargo is now becoming available but I'm not holding my breath that he'll magically now tell me they're on the way.

Unbelievable innit?
One Captain watching pron while on the piss and the whole of motorcycledom comes grinding to a halt.

That reminds me. I need a new Yuasa battery, what's the bets that is part of the cargo, too?

Felch.

eldog
13th August 2021, 18:21
Sorry to quote the whole lot but context, you know.

Spoke to my dad in Blighty a couple of days ago, he's in his 70's and has been suffering tinnitus (ringing in the ears in case my ituses are confused).
My first question was what did the doctor say? Nuffin, dad is on a waiting list for the doctor to call him, not a visit, a phone call. 6 weeks wait for a conversation he will struggle to hear. :blink:

In other news. Someone who should know posited that Yamaha's supply problems in Yerp and other places is due to their cargo being on a certain ship called the Evergiven. Far canal! Ring a bell?

Apparently that's why I can't test ride a T7.:angry:

Doctor communication that's not good enough.

At Middlemore ATM pretty good service so far.

That certain ship is being charged $$$.
The ships owner is apparantly charging extra.
Those with insurance seem to be covered.
Those without aren't going to.
Seems like catch 22 as a lot of cargo is consolidated.

Anyway that's the story I heard.

By the time it gets here you would be looking at next years model surely

eldog
13th August 2021, 18:23
Well, fuck me!, it's bloody Friday! again:grouphug:
Just so all you clever barstards don't forget, Friday follows Thursday and comes before Kick them Ockers in the balls Saturday. Imagine an Ozzie:tugger: who actually believed they was gunna beat the AB's, at Eden park for Fucks sake.
Weathers still shiet and the BIG Rebel:first: hasn't arrived at the bike shop yet, so still no test ride.
Ah well, another day anudda penny!
Go on then fuck off back to work, argh, sorry didn't mean to swear, cunts the lotta ya.
:baby:

Time to polish the bike again.

husaberg
13th August 2021, 22:11
Time to polish the bike again.

euphemism........

caseye
14th August 2021, 21:16
Fucking whinging Ockers! Wait for it,":first: we were robbed" they cheated, the ref didn't listen, sorry Dave Rennie but when I heard you say you'd spoken to the ref about the AB's, I knew your lot were toast, good job too.
Heads high NZ.:first::spanking::spanking::spanking:

Drew
15th August 2021, 18:32
So. 500HP isn't sustainable in a driver with 2 bolt mains. Means my block is possibly junk.

This prolly seams like a small problem to get a definitive answer on...my Chev is a van. Getting the motor off the crossnember to drop the sump is somewhat of a fucking c7nt.

Grumph
15th August 2021, 19:25
Settle for about 5psi boost and at least marginal reliability. It'll still make the right noises and destroy tires.

scumdog
15th August 2021, 20:55
So. 500HP isn't sustainable in a driver with 2 bolt mains. Means my block is possibly junk.

This prolly seams like a small problem to get a definitive answer on...my Chev is a van. Getting the motor off the crossnember to drop the sump is somewhat of a fucking c7nt.


I guess you ain't talkin' about a Harley motor??:blink:

F5 Dave
15th August 2021, 22:42
Buy dirtbikes. Drive slowly to events. Have much fun. This is what vans are for.

dangerous
16th August 2021, 17:04
I guess you ain't talkin' about a Harley motor??:blink:

I got no farking idea what they are 'talking' about...

scumdog
16th August 2021, 20:03
I got no farking idea what they are 'talking' about...

Time ta edjumakate yerself ya hick!:dodge:

dangerous
17th August 2021, 19:24
Time ta edjumakate yerself ya hick!:dodge:

yo wana fight oll man...

Drew
17th August 2021, 20:01
Settle for about 5psi boost and at least marginal reliability. It'll still make the right noises and destroy tires.
Thought about that too. 'Sniper' EFI and low boostwould get very nearly what I want. But 'nearly' isn't the idea.


I guess you ain't talkin' about a Harley motor??:blink:

Not my jam.

I got no farking idea what they are 'talking' about...
Small block Chev motor.
2 or 4 bolt main caps is the difference between 400hp, and good hp.

husaberg
17th August 2021, 22:13
Thought about that too. 'Sniper' EFI and low boostwould get very nearly what I want. But 'nearly' isn't the idea.



Not my jam.

Small block Chev motor.
2 or 4 bolt main caps is the difference between 400hp, and good hp.

Stock toyota 1UZ FE has 6 bolt
They can handle 400kw std with ease.
https://themotorhood.com/themotorhood/2017/9/6/tuning-guide-how-to-modify-your-1uz-fe
https://www.drifted.com/1uzfe/
Gets out of the 60's into the 90's Drew

Drew
18th August 2021, 08:00
Stock toyota 1UZ FE has 6 bolt
They can handle 400kw std with ease.
https://themotorhood.com/themotorhood/2017/9/6/tuning-guide-how-to-modify-your-1uz-fe
https://www.drifted.com/1uzfe/
Gets out of the 60's into the 90's Drew

Crowd in Aukland sell 500 horse NA 1UZs all over the world. Tough motors Allright.

Autech
18th August 2021, 11:29
Crowd in Aukland sell 500 horse NA 1UZs all over the world. Tough motors Allright.They love some boost.

Plenty of strong NA ones in stock cars I understand too. That Hartley chap does some magic with them

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dangerous
18th August 2021, 16:53
V8 Small block Chev motor.
2 or 4 bolt main caps is the difference between 400hp, and good hp.

ewwww... I got a small block Honda V2 that boosts 19psi and gets me under 100HP its got a few bolts too :third:

dangerous
20th August 2021, 16:46
theres some mother fucker fuck wit cock suckers out there... Its a god damn bloody flag dick...
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/suzuki/listing/3228784483?bof=xGYC8olJ

caseye
20th August 2021, 17:11
What fuckity cunted biatch decided that we can or can't hang a flag in our cave?
Fuck em all, fucking WOKE Cunts!
Nobody's business what we hang in our sheds.
Is it?
So many fucking apologists, this country is almost fucked, time to move over the ditch and take our chances with the ol Delta variant.
Thats still better than being pinged for what we like, don't like and hang in our rafters, so over these fucking Klljoys, who said they could be the fun Police?:bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::violin:

Drew
20th August 2021, 20:01
Well well well. Turns out there's a conversion from 2 bolt to 4.

So my first rant in ages was moot. Story of my life really

husaberg
20th August 2021, 20:28
Well well well. Turns out there's a conversion from 2 bolt to 4.

So my first rant in ages was moot. Story of my life really

https://www.milodon.com/main-caps/main-caps.php

scumdog
20th August 2021, 20:32
theres some mother fucker fuck wit cock suckers out there... Its a god damn bloody flag dick...
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/suzuki/listing/3228784483?bof=xGYC8olJ

What a whinger soft cock worrying about that flag.:rolleyes:


Best they don't ride past our place....:devil2:

scumdog
20th August 2021, 20:33
Well well well. Turns out there's a conversion from 2 bolt to 4.

So my first rant in ages was moot. Story of my life really


Splayed, straight or cross-bolts??:msn-wink:

scumdog
20th August 2021, 20:37
What fuckity cunted biatch decided that we can or can't hang a flag in our cave?
Fuck em all, fucking WOKE Cunts!
Nobody's business what we hang in our sheds.
Is it?
So many fucking apologists, this country is almost fucked, time to move over the ditch and take our chances with the ol Delta variant.
Thats still better than being pinged for what we like, don't like and hang in our rafters, so over these fucking Klljoys, who said they could be the fun Police?:bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::violin:



Whew, glad you held back dude!!

But I agree with your comments, I from time to tim fly the same flag from my flag pole, not a single complaint in all the years I've flown it.

Grumph
21st August 2021, 05:16
Well well well. Turns out there's a conversion from 2 bolt to 4.

So my first rant in ages was moot. Story of my life really

Break out the Black and Decker. I can just see you under the damm thing swearing heavily. Pics would be nice.

F5 Dave
21st August 2021, 08:43
It's a nice looking bike for sure.

Why would you fly a flag like that? Were you in the Confederate Army? Or does it appeal to some romantic vision that you could have been? You're aware they lost yeah?

Autech
21st August 2021, 08:50
It's a nice looking bike for sure.

Why would you fly a flag like that? Were you in the Confederate Army? Or does it appeal to some romantic vision that you could have been? You're aware they lost yeah?I've never understood it myself but each to their own and what not.

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Drew
21st August 2021, 10:34
Splayed, straight or cross-bolts??:msn-wink:
I'll likely go with splayed. It's the same job for a bit of extra piece of mind.


Break out the Black and Decker. I can just see you under the damm thing swearing heavily. Pics would be nice.

If only. Gotta go oversize on the mains to match it all up.

Laava
21st August 2021, 12:29
It's a nice looking bike for sure.

Why would you fly a flag like that? Were you in the Confederate Army? Or does it appeal to some romantic vision that you could have been? You're aware they lost yeah?
Cos, Dukes of Hazzard and other murcan redneckery! Yeeeeehaaaaaa, Cletus!

dangerous
21st August 2021, 18:48
Whew, glad you held back dude!!

I from time to time fly the same flag from my flag pole, not a single complaint in all the years I've flown it. Yeah BOI... your into slavery n shit, go my man, keep that slave Mrs SD on... never heard her complain...

Why the fuck do people have to get on the PC ban wagon.. the confederate wasn't just about slaves, its a life style, right or wrong well, get fucked... it was and is what it is...

F5 Dave
21st August 2021, 21:28
Not just about slavery, Although why not own another human being? Fuck them. Who cares if they live or die?
What a larf.
Hahaha.

Think I'll kill you bitch.


Or rape you and your wife.


Because I own you.

Slavery is funny. And should be made light of.

Because wife beating is far more funny.

Hahaha.


Shall we kill some children. Or deews?

dangerous
22nd August 2021, 17:14
Not just about slavery, Although why not own another human being? Fuck them. Who cares if they live or die?
What a larf.
Hahaha.

Think I'll kill you bitch.


Or rape you and your wife.


Because I own you.

Slavery is funny. And should be made light of.

Because wife beating is far more funny.

Hahaha.


Shall we kill some children. Or deews?
naaaa... dews been done already Dave... try rangas or some shit... christ flog a dead horse if need be...

Laava
23rd August 2021, 09:56
I bet this guy has a rebel flag in his southern hovel! Yeehaw!
https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/blob:https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/13006ad5-1912-4131-8e25-27bcf638bc8d

F5 Dave
23rd August 2021, 14:05
Bit concerned what he intends for his doll afterwards :shit::love:

pritch
23rd August 2021, 19:06
But I agree with your comments, I from time to tim fly the same flag from my flag pole, not a single complaint in all the years I've flown it.

In the US the flag has become highly politicised, like many other things including vaccinations and mask wearing which make even less sense. Here at the other end of the world such considerations are a long way away.

Berries
26th August 2021, 09:47
Loving that TV ad with the young girl being seduced by a big man in a hairy suit and then going for a boat ride with three teenage lads. The fact it seems to be on every ad break every night doesn't annoy me at all.

Anyone going to change their bank because of the ad?

Didn't think so, they are taking the piss.


disappointment-at-westpac-bank-closure-proposal-in-winton (https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/124214567/disappointment-at-westpac-bank-closure-proposal-in-winton)

westpac-bank-considering-sale-of-new-zealand-business (https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/439067/westpac-bank-considering-sale-of-new-zealand-business)

westpac-plans-to-close-seven-branches (https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/121549601/westpac-plans-to-close-seven-branches)

Drew
27th August 2021, 19:43
It's Friday...I think.

So, turns out one of the things that sets me off has a name. Like, it's so common that it's a fucking diagnosis!

I'm 43 years old, and my education is lacking so much that I'm still learning that what makes me weird isn't even that weird for fuck sakes.

Why have I been so afraid to ask? What the fuck is wrong with me and everyone else? We refuse to admit or own what we can't understand. Me and society together.

Surrounded by people stronger than myself and leaning on them as I do, I still won't accept the help I so badly need.

People are fucking hopeless. The end of the world cannot come soon enough.

Thats a rant you amateur cunts. The brakes on a shitbox fucking Honda is merely some twat that doesn't understand how the brakes work in the first place.

Kneel before the true rant King, ye peasants and sinners.

Grumph
27th August 2021, 19:44
Another medical rant sorry.
In ChCh hospital today for another attempt at a biopsy - the first attempt was called off when they'd sent all the staff home first morning of lockdown. After we'd travelled 80km to get there on time....
Second attempt was finally aborted after 3 hours of indecision as I haven't shaken a head cold. Ooooooh Covid !! I know who gave it to me and when - and he's tested negative. i pointed out that with my underlying conditions, if i'd had Covid, I'd have been in ICU for at least a week by now - which they agreed with.
But no. So, again, the wife was halfway home and had to turn around again....Second 160km plus return trip for no result.

So I'm now going to go to Ashvegas drive in testing center - it's closest - for a test, To access medical treatment i should have had over a week ago.

I have to prove a negative to get treatment. Funny times we live in.


Drew - normal is a very wide spectrum. Where any of us come on it - if we are on it at all - is simply a matter of luck

caseye
27th August 2021, 21:29
So, it's Friday, again!
Run out of Bourbon, fuckittity fuck fuck! Run outa Steinie pure, Oh Bother! Got pleny of good Omahu bay red though, six bottles at last count.
Guess I'd better go to the intra net and order up some more grog.
Or, Now heres a thought, I could say Na to it and go for a walk everyday, can't ride, see.
Amazed at how many cars/drivers are still out and about in suburban sarf dorkland.
Still no Nonda CMF at Botany, and even if there was, it's LEVEL Fucking, 4, so still no way a bloke could test ride it!
Ah well, the red is gooood, KB is asleep, as always, where the fuck are you cunts?
:rolleyes:

dangerous
28th August 2021, 16:57
It's Friday...I think.

So, turns out one of the things that sets me off has a name. Like, it's so common that it's a fucking diagnosis!

I'm 43 years old, and my education is lacking so much that I'm still learning that what makes me weird isn't even that weird for fuck sakes.

Why have I been so afraid to ask? What the fuck is wrong with me and everyone else? We refuse to admit or own what we can't understand. Me and society together.

Surrounded by people stronger than myself and leaning on them as I do, I still won't accept the help I so badly need.

People are fucking hopeless. The end of the world cannot come soon enough.

Thats a rant you amateur cunts. The brakes on a shitbox fucking Honda is merely some twat that doesn't understand how the brakes work in the first place.

Kneel before the true rant King, ye peasants and sinners.
in today's world... I can not answer... it seems what we once called mentally fucked... is the norm now... so maybe the insane are actually the sane... the human race is fucked, to many rules n regs to follow, no need to use ones own brain... the brain is dying and dying fast...and now that Iv had "the jab" its all over... nice knowing ya human.

scumdog
28th August 2021, 20:45
in today's world... I can not answer... it seems what we once called mentally fucked... is the norm now... so maybe the insane are actually the sane... the human race is fucked, to many rules n regs to follow, no need to use ones own brain... the brain is dying and dying fast...and now that Iv had "the jab" its all over... nice knowing ya human.

Whoa! THAT's pretty deep for a Guzzi rider (and a ginga one at that!)

Covid doesn't seem to enhance the thought process eh....well if you've a brain that can contemplate thought process!:yawn:


Anhoo, hopefully all KBers manage to dodge Covid, we need all the ranters we can get...

F5 Dave
28th August 2021, 21:54
I've been forging identities and had 17 jabs. I figure with the increased computing power and extra RAM in about 2 more jabs I'll be able to stomp all you puny humans.

Bwahahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh:

dangerous
29th August 2021, 17:24
I've been forging identities and had 17 jabs. I figure with the increased computing power and extra RAM in about 2 more jabs I'll be able to stomp all you puny humans.

Bwahahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh:
never thought of that... love it... Im in

scumdog
3rd September 2021, 21:14
Hedge needs cutting, need BBQ gas and bottle is out of time, ute windscreen rubber lets in the rain, bike rego is looming and half the places I need to go to are shut because of covid, bah humbug!!:crazy:

caseye
3rd September 2021, 22:04
Aunty J needs to go out the back and jump off a very high ledge.
Telling us a known ISIS supporter did this henious injustice to at least 6 ordinary New Zealanders wasn't a part of any group, religion or sect.
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Why can she/they not tell us who this CUNT is/was? BS is why!
Had time to take a knife off a shelf and terribly hurt at least 6 people.
Before his poor bloody minders (yes, I know, this isn't their fault) could shoot the fucker dead.
I feel for the 2 plain clothes coppers who had to pull the trigger on this ferral animal , their lives have changed from today on, forever,along with their families, no more living in Paradise. Heads turning backwards all day everyday looking to see who/what is around them.
I am very glad that we don't have to put up with this animals continued presence in Gods Own, if he'd not been shot dead, he'd be soaking up more of the NZ tax Payers money being kept safe, not to mention being congratulated by all other Isis types around the world and yes, here too, still.
Good riddence to bad rubbish, why was he still here?
Every other country has no problem deporting (501-ing?) thier imported trouble makers.
No More Being KIND to known terrorists, either De Port them, or lock em up forever The real forever, where the fuckers never see/breathe fresh air,ever again.
A Serious Rant tonight, very serious, for those poor bloody innocent people whose lives have been destroyed, by a govt/system that allows animals (Home Grown/foreign) to live amongst us, spending our tax dollars to protect them!! For fucks sake!
Just a question, the Mosque closest to his home was locked down by Police, why?:weep:

pete376403
3rd September 2021, 22:41
Aunty J needs to go out the back and jump off a very high ledge.
Telling us a known ISIS supporter did this henious injustice to at least 6 ordinary New Zealanders wasn't a part of any group, religion or sect.
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Why can she/they not tell us who this CUNT is/was? BS is why!:

Because court ordered suppression of details. The PM is bound by the same law as everyone else. Parliament can change laws but the PM cannot.

husaberg
3rd September 2021, 23:24
Had time to take a knife off a shelf and terribly hurt at least 6 people.
Before his poor bloody minders (yes, I know, this isn't their fault) could shoot the fucker dead.

He was afaik under 24 hour surveillance if this is the case and its meant to be covert, the people cant be next to him as then he will know he's under surveillance, so they generally hang back and try and blend in?

Dadpole
4th September 2021, 07:34
I note that this cunt was "under the watch of authorities since 2016". I wonder who was PM then...

Berries
4th September 2021, 08:07
Bloody Trump.

Dadpole
4th September 2021, 08:39
Bloody Trump.

:rofl:

Thanks. I needed that...

I feel for all the coppers doing this type of job. I would not want to be monitoring some cunt day and night knowing there was a high chance of mayhem, but having to wait until then to take action. There would have been the temptation to 'accidently' back the car over them whilst "closely observing".

F5 Dave
4th September 2021, 08:46
So where do you send all the local white supremacists?

caseye
4th September 2021, 08:48
He was afaik under 24 hour surveillance if this is the case and its meant to be covert, the people cant be next to him as then he will know he's under surveillance, so they generally hang back and try and blend in?

Tell me he didn't know he was nder Surveilance!
The Maori joker who spoke to the news said "they (the obviously to him , undercover coppers) came around the corner and asked where he was?"
Appears they didn't have him in sight at the time.
This nutter should have been in a cage, not out shopping with ordinary people.
Don't care what anyone else thinks. Known terrorist organisation supporter, already been a:mad:rrested for planning a Knife terorist attack, not a Kiwi, what the fuck is this Cunt still doing here?
Sending him back to his country of birth might mean he gets killed. So? I don't care if it happens over there, Not Here!
Where incompetence and sheer fucking ignorance of what the worst of us can do has mean't more Kiwi's have been given a taste of the real world of terrorism. I expect our govt (any of them) to make fucking sure that known terrorists are deported immediately and to stop bring in wholesale numbers of refugees who can and do (Not necessarily, knowing they are) hide individuals capable of seriously bad acts, without first vetting them all!
NZ and it's citizens of today First!
Hey, where's Winnie???

Dadpole
4th September 2021, 09:17
Hey, where's Winnie???

Off fishing. Too long till the next election for him to give a fuck.

F5 Dave
4th September 2021, 18:33
This was a good article
https://i.stuff.co.nz/opinion/300399528/shame-fury-and-sadness-as-a-sri-lankan-my-heart-collapsed-when-i-heard-of-new-lynn-attack


Quote: Whenever there is a terror attack, I instinctively hope that it wasn't a brown person. From talking with friends, I know it is a widespread reaction. It's a fear of the downstream consequences if that were the case

Perspective is a difficult ability. I encourage you to read it.

Dadpole
4th September 2021, 18:47
A good read.
After the Christchurch killings, I wondered, when driving past the Mosque in Palmy, if the people going in and out viewed me - being white - as a potential threat and how they dealt with those fears in the weeks/months afterward.
I hope NZers view this latest cunt as a fuckwit individual in the way we viewed the CHCH cunt, not as representing anyone else.

Laava
4th September 2021, 19:00
I am working on an app, for smart tv, that automatically senses and mutes Judith Collins. I wish we had Dragons Den here...

Grumph
4th September 2021, 19:09
I am working on an app, for smart tv, that automatically senses and mutes Judith Collins. I wish we had Dragons Den here...

Broaden it to include David Seymour and i'd buy it.

jim.cox
4th September 2021, 19:25
I am working on an app, for smart tv, that automatically senses and mutes Judith Collins. I wish we had Dragons Den here...

Nice idea, but the Dragons would probably point out

A: There is a volume control already

B: All TV's come with a button that sorts it permanently - its called the OFF switch

C: If all else fails you can unplug the blasted thing (works for me)

jim.cox
4th September 2021, 19:27
Broaden it to include David Seymour and i'd buy it.

Have you noticed his resemblance to Rimmer from Red Dwarf? - in actions and not just in appearance

Dadpole
4th September 2021, 20:45
Get the App to put Rimmer dialogue over David Seymour and you have a sale here.

F5 Dave
4th September 2021, 21:06
Boys from the Dwarf.:Punk:

Actually, now that you mention it.

Laava
4th September 2021, 21:13
Smeg heads! Lols! That's what we shall call the app!

240
4th September 2021, 22:04
Stalinda yet again in damage control mode. FFS get this soft cock criminal loving pc pack of labour party cunts out of here,she is finally actually starting to have people now questioning what the fuck is going on, I'm a New Zealander not a fucken Aetareoean or what fucken ever. I am getting sick of her pushing shit down our throats I don't recall Stalinda stating we were going to change our countries name at the last election.

jim.cox
5th September 2021, 05:25
Get the App to put Rimmer dialogue over David Seymour and you have a sale here.

And the hologram 'H' on his forehead

Kickaha
16th September 2021, 18:01
I'm a New Zealander not a fucken Aetareoean or what fucken ever.

So an anglicised French name is fine but Maori is not, sounds fair

pete376403
16th September 2021, 20:02
So an anglicised French name is fine but Maori is not, sounds fair

Dutch - Nieuw Zeeland. Abel Tasman applied the name from Zeeland in Holland. The French way of writing this is Nouvelle Zelande. So New Zealand is anglicized dutch

Kickaha
16th September 2021, 20:16
Dutch - Nieuw Zeeland. Abel Tasman applied the name from Zeeland in Holland. The French way of writing this is Nouvelle Zelande. So New Zealand is anglicized dutch

I was close, they're on the same continent

F5 Dave
17th September 2021, 07:35
Yeah and they all eat snails and wear wooden shoes.

Oh, wait.:confused:

pritch
17th September 2021, 14:49
It's not Friday night yet but by the time I've done the dishes and opened a Spanish red it'll be getting there.

Just been looking at YouTube. I get the strong impression that if somebody sees something they haven't seen before they assume it must be illegal. If it's in the US, they also ring the cops.

Radio controlled cars, magnet fishing, paramoters, surf casting, and drones, especially drones. It's not totally an American thing, there's a clip of a guy flying a drone in Denmark (?). There are rules about flying near nature reserves and the pilot knew the rules. A local busybody who was aware that there were restrictions but had no idea what the restrictions were decided to interfere.

Some guys magnet fishing off a bridge and the local small town big shot pulls up and informs them they can't do that, then sends the cops.

A guy catches and releases a thresher shark off the beach. Karen drops by to loudly inform all and sundry that this is illegal.

Sometimes the cops are just interested in what's happening. Sometimes there might need to be serious discussion during which it is established that no laws are being broken.

On a slightly different note the woman in the picture makes the fire engine wait while she uses the crossing. They may have indicated impatience so she's flipping them off. She may not be good people, it seems her fashion accessories include an ankle monitor.

WTF is wrong with people? I usualy blame the homeschooling, but it might date back to when they closed the funny farms?

Viking01
17th September 2021, 14:54
... and drones, especially drones. It's not totally an American thing

https://sputniknews.com/20210907/bon-appetit-florida-alligator-chomps-on-annoying-drone-1088848127.html

R650R
17th September 2021, 16:13
Theres a few good Karen gets owned vids out there....

Id say its more the result of reality tv making people more judgmental voting out what they dont like along with the infestation of identity politics into education system.

Ive been binge watching a combo of best of only fools and horses with a dash of Columbo here and there, the joys of simpler times....

Autech
17th September 2021, 16:48
Saw a post on a local buy n sell page of a lady rehoming her 2 cats.
Basically they had been trapped by her neighbour a few times who had said if they come back again they'll not be returned.

Neighbour lives rural and has free range ducks and chickens they are trying to keep safe.

Almost every comment was some idiot going on about what a cunt the neighbour was and how they could be done for cruelty, call the SPCA, call the police blah blah blah.
How fucked is the world that people think its ok for their pets to wander around doing whatever damage they feel like? At least the neighbour didn't shoot them on site and gave them a chance to remedy it.

All this does is reenforce my view of how inconsiderate most people are.
Got a neighbour myself who's filthy cat keeps going in my garage everytime I leave the door open 2 seconds, its pissed on a few things and I'm at the stage now myself of not returning it. On top of that I can't leave my dogs free in their own backyard incase they kill one of her cats.

The world be arse backwards

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scumdog
17th September 2021, 20:08
I was close, they're on the same continent

AND on the same planet!:wings:

scumdog
17th September 2021, 20:15
It's not Friday night yet but by the time I've done the dishes and opened a Spanish red it'll be getting there.

Just been looking at YouTube. I get the strong impression that if somebody sees something they haven't seen before they assume it must be illegal. If it's in the US, they also ring the cops.

Radio controlled cars, magnet fishing, paramoters, surf casting, and drones, especially drones. It's not totally an American thing, there's a clip of a guy flying a drone in Denmark (?). There are rules about flying near nature reserves and the pilot knew the rules. A local busybody who was aware that there were restrictions but had no idea what the restrictions were decided to interfere.

Some guys magnet fishing off a bridge and the local small town big shot pulls up and informs them they can't do that, then sends the cops.

A guy catches and releases a thresher shark off the beach. Karen drops by to loudly inform all and sundry that this is illegal.

Sometimes the cops are just interested in what's happening. Sometimes there might need to be serious discussion during which it is established that no laws are being broken.

On a slightly different note the woman in the picture makes the fire engine wait while she uses the crossing. They may have indicated impatience so she's flipping them off. She may not be good people, it seems her fashion accessories include an ankle monitor.

WTF is wrong with people? I usualy blame the homeschooling, but it might date back to when they closed the funny farms?



I used to be one of those that self important busy-body karen types phoned about something they "didn't think was right"

Luckily for them (and me!) my sarcastic response went over their pin sized head.

But to think we share this planet with these nin-com-poops....:weep:

Berries
18th September 2021, 00:11
I used to be one of those that self important busy-body karen types phoned about something they "didn't think was right"
They ring me now you have retired. I always suggest a home visit and currently have a 73% success rate.

Thank the Lord for the ladies of Milton.

R650R
18th September 2021, 11:13
I’ve just secured 6 million dollars in funding from the ministry of social development for my Clockwork Yellow program. I convinced them Karenism was a drug addiction on par with meth and needed a special treatment program run by someone with no relevant qualifications.

The entrants will be selected from police 105 top 100 user profile list. They will be contacted and told they are such a credit to society the e been selected to attend a special reality tv series celebrating their skills.

They will start with a social credit score of 100 (because they are perfect lol) and lose points for false accusations or for breaking ANY laws.

Each contestant will be given a 1989 Toyota Corolla with barely legal tyres and $5 petrol in tank. A reverse alcohol interlock device will be fitted so the car only starts with a breath alcohol between 200-240 micrograms.
They will be housed in a low socio economic area and be tasked with a series of day trips to supermarket and bottle store. An electro shock collar will activate anytime they fail to keep 2m social distancing or travel 0.5km/h above speed limit.
After they have been worn down a bit they will be lured to a fishing trip in a marine reserve and collect paua without a ruler.
Those that then survive must next build a covered deck at their dwelling in accordance with all council regulations but without having any reference to legislation. Show sponsors will provide all the materials needed.
Those that make it to final episode will find themselves on an elaborate platform above a crocodile tank. They must report something a fellow contestant has done during show for extra points but every time they do part of their own structure is removed.
The true winner will be the cured one who refuses to talk

pritch
18th September 2021, 11:24
Saw a post on a local buy n sell page of a lady rehoming her 2 cats.
Basically they had been trapped by her neighbour a few times who had said if they come back again they'll not be returned.


There is the mistake. It would have been simpler if the cats just disappeared and the cause remained a mystery.

Friend of mine had an old labrador, she was a bit slow to get around being affflicted by arthritis. A new family moved into the street with three free range German shepherds which made it their mission in life to attack the lab. Over a week or so, one by one, all three of the shepherds mysteriously dsappeared. Nobody knew now't.

dangerous
18th September 2021, 18:42
WTF is wrong with people?

mate... what is right with people?
people are horrible these days its just the way it is...

JimO
18th September 2021, 19:30
Yeah and they all eat snails and wear wooden shoes.

Oh, wait.:confused:
what about the Dutch?


349653

F5 Dave
18th September 2021, 20:32
I have a lot of Dutch friends. Because I am odd they are all wimmin. And largely all gorgeous. We, Kiwis unfortunately are largely bred from English so are thus ugly.

I can't hate them for being better looking than us. But maybe just you as I'm an aboration . And so so pretty.

pritch
18th September 2021, 20:49
I have a lot of Dutch friends. Because I am odd they are all wimmin. And largely all gorgeous. We, Kiwis unfortunately are largely bred from English so are thus ugly.

I can't hate them for being better looking than us. But maybe just you as I'm an aboration . And so so pretty.

The Dutch people I'd met here hadn't overly impressed me. Then I went to Holland, met quite a few. They can be surprisingly funny. Embarrasingly so. Good guys.

F5 Dave
18th September 2021, 20:55
No. It's the wimmin. Just so ,so so.

caseye
2nd October 2021, 15:20
Yeah I know, it's not Friday! So Fucking what!
Now 50 or more mostly un regoe'd I'm sure un warranted and I'm also sure most likely, stolen motorcycles and their not racially profiled riders (watch the herald report to see the obvious ) Idled, quietly wheel standing and unintentionally caring the crap out of ordinary Auckland citizens, their up Queen street this morning, taking cover from Police knowing I'm sure, that thery would be watching over thier friend Bishop (animal) Tamaki.
A Patrol car following them????
What the fuck? You me, or any other ordinary NZ Citizen tried riding a motorcycle, up Queen street during level three through the heart of Auckland City and guess what happens??
I'm over this.
4 abreast, riding through red lights, stopping traffic, riding on the footpaths, no Registration plates showing, no recommended riding gear, including mandatory helmets and NOT FUCKING ONE OF THEM STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our contry is FUCKED!
These for lack of a better word, cunts, know our poor bloody coppers have no chance of safely stopping them, simply ride what they want, where they want with the absolute certaintity that they won't be stopped, arrested or as anone else would have, ben, incarcerated.
Our Gov'ts decree that Police must be gentle on these arseholes added to our current Police Force numbers mean we're all screwed. Please Be Absolutely Clear, I support our on the street Police men and woman 100%. I do Not support a commissioner of Police who does what fucking politicians tell him to do!
Anyone here want to have an unofficial ride up Queen street, you know,a quiet peaceful demonstration of our right to be where we want to be without undue attention by law enforcement personnel or anyone else. Ah Shit, sorry I forgot, doing that would have you arrested, your warranted and rego'd bike impounded and your liberty and rights completely trampled by a Police force unable to handle real criminals, who find it easier to pick on otherwise ordinary, law abiding citizens, cause they don't have guns, knives and the I don't give a Fuck that these cunts carry on thier Backs!
When is it going to stop?

R650R
2nd October 2021, 16:36
Police are NOT allowed to chase motorbikes unless major crime committed due to high chance of rider death.
Dont blame the cops, blame the woke lefty media who kept putting sob stories out about kids dying in police chases.
Even if they had an action plan I dont think cops could muster enough resources fast enough and cost would outweigh the relative minor level of offending. Likely they will be filming them and pick em off one at a time at later dates, its new way of doing it.

I cant believe these clowns in Aussie getaway with this stuff, surely cops tracked their ip addresses by now or perhaps giving them rope so they have solid court case.


https://youtu.be/7Wad9VjJ0Mw

george formby
2nd October 2021, 17:13
I posted my solution on the Dirt Bike Dickheads thread.

husaberg
2nd October 2021, 20:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVByrAm0bi8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr-mnBEeizI
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shooting-of-motorbike-thief-in-brazil-caught-on-dramatic-video-bnttprcgb0w

Autech
11th November 2021, 21:01
Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!

Thanks for listening guys n gals

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caseye
9th December 2021, 13:56
Where do we live again?
You know, are we in the deep south of America? or Nicafucking agua.
Read the report below.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/pair-in-court-after-gun-wielding-man-interrupts-hamilton-police-during-arrest-helps-woman-escape-patrol-car/ELIG4BUV7NGRSFHQMTOTYGM234
:violin:
Then explain to me the sheer arrogance, utter contermpt for any sort of authority that this scum sucking bottom dweller has demonstrated exists here in NZ.
I'm glad no Police personnel were hurt, sad that there wasn't another death by suicide, call it what you will, present a firearm to Police, expect to be shot, not wounded, shot!

I witnessed a vehicle being spiked a couple of nights ago, the 3 occupants of that car (2 young males, 1 female) were all of the browner persuassion, you know I can't say black barstards because , apparently their lives matter. What? ours don't? surely all lives matter!
They calmly decamped the spiked car in the middle of a major intersection and were walking nonchalantly down the footpath when stopped by Police. Police had seen them exiting the car, but! they feigned ignorance of their situation and continued for over 2 hours to protest their innocence, knowing full well that as there wasn't one of them over the age of 17 they'd get the traditional wet bus ticket and be let go. Not even hand cuffed!!!?
Well, while the incident was over about 2 hours after it had begun, the area this occurred in, isn't a low decile, scum infested area, but you should have seen the many on foot ( Yeah I know!, a walking gang member??) and in very expensive, powerful, near new cars, gang members began to surround the scene, they out numbered attending Police by at least 2 - 1. The general public who had come into the street to see what was going on quickly retreated to a safe distance, home. They had the sense of forboding I did, I'm sure.
They openly filmed ( The Best and Biggest mobile phones money can buy, of course) all Police officers there, as well as any ordinary citizen appearing to interact with the Police, the scene, their prospects waving to them and yelling gang slogans.
I firmly beiieve that it is only a matter of time before these mongrels do, literally take their own away from Police using whatever they have at their disposal.
God help Uncle commissioner, Aunty J's, Police Puppet then!
This has to stop, it is already unsafe on most streets after dark in Auckland for our children and their kids.
You're a fool if you think all of the filthy, unkempt, foul smelling, foul mouthed and insanely dangerous arseholes that literally camp out on Queen Street will move away from blocking the entire 12- 18 foot width of it to allow you to pass by.
It is suicide to remonstrate with a driver who is carving up traffic, cause as we've seen of late the whole world gets to see what happens to your Tesla here in NZ if you do. That mongrel is most likely out on parole for numerous offences and will do it again in a heart beat. Fucker.!
I love Fridays, I hate Fuckers!:angry::brick:

Drew
9th December 2021, 18:02
Listen up cunt.

Skin colour is no more persuasion than breathing or eating you bigoted piece of fucking shit. Wish I could educate you in person, but I'm sure I'd lose my temper and do something I'd regret.

No one is a piece of shit because of how they look. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHITFOR WHAT YOU SAY.

Eat shit and die cunt.

dangerous
9th December 2021, 18:13
Listen up cunt.

Skin colour is no more persuasion than breathing or eating you bigoted piece of fucking shit. Wish I could educate you in person, but I'm sure I'd lose my temper and do something I'd regret.

No one is a piece of shit because of how they look. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHITFOR WHAT YOU SAY.

Eat shit and die cunt.

naaa... your worse with abuse like that...

Drew
9th December 2021, 18:40
naaa... your worse with abuse like that...

Report me then.

scumdog
9th December 2021, 18:46
Listen up cunt.

Skin colour is no more persuasion than breathing or eating you bigoted piece of fucking shit. Wish I could educate you in person, but I'm sure I'd lose my temper and do something I'd regret.

No one is a piece of shit because of how they look. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHITFOR WHAT YOU SAY.

Eat shit and die cunt.


Oh so touchy!:lol:

dangerous
9th December 2021, 18:51
Report me then.

why?
say what ya like but i'm thinking to tell someone to "eat shit and die" is about the lowest one could go... 'some' might even say comments like that make you look like a white piece of fucking shit... or YOU ARE A PIECE OF white SHITFOR WHAT YOU SAY... i wouldn't tho you are white can't deny that... as for "I'm sure I'd lose my temper and do something I'd regret" not sure what you mean... buy caseye a lovely bundle of flowers? that be a bit over the top... or gay.

Autech
9th December 2021, 19:22
I'm with Drew.

The only reason they are a higher statistic in crime is we fucking put them in the situation in the first place.

Going to take generations to fix sadly and not one politician has a plan that will actually work.

As for this all lives matter bullshit, its easy to say when you're not automatically assumed guilty because of the reasons stated above.

Racism is fucked

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dangerous
9th December 2021, 19:32
I'm with Drew yes... but nicely said and well thought out, even a little intelligence I might add...

however... "is we put them in the situation in the first place" who is we and how the hell do you figure that shit out... surely every individual is responsible for themselves... otherwise using your logic I could go and rape some chick, or... Drew, rob, drive drunk or whatever then turn around and blame the round eye honky... thats just fucked mate...

F5 Dave
9th December 2021, 20:54
For 'we' read long standing society. Read colonial forefathers.

Dont take it as an attack on you as a person, or even a white person.

He who controls land controls the ability to generate wealth. And that was well understood by the colonists instituting these new rules of engagement.

Autech
9th December 2021, 21:01
For 'we' read long standing society. Read colonial forefathers.

Dont take it as an attack on you as a person, or even a white person.

He who controls land controls the ability to generate wealth. And that was well understood by the colonists instituting these new rules of engagement.Yup and I don't even hark back that far.

Doesn't mean that I haven't benefitted from its rotten fruits though. Beautiful colonialism, all in the name of Jesus and mother England of course, gotta teach these heathens the blessed word.

Took me a while to get to this point too, but having seen the amount of smart kids turning up at school with no lunch and next to no prospects, I see how my childhood was chalk and cheese to them, wasn't perfect, but at least I always had food in the cupboard and was never given the impression I couldn't succeed in life.

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pete376403
9th December 2021, 21:20
Many people have grown up in households that had little, descended for previous generations that lost everything*. Some of these people managed by virtue of hard work managed to rise out of their environment and become successful. Others remain in the same situation as their parents, blaming "the system" for their failures.

*an obvious example would be descendants of Scottish or Irish immigrants

Autech
9th December 2021, 22:44
Many people have grown up in households that had little, descended for previous generations that lost everything*. Some of these people managed by virtue of hard work managed to rise out of their environment and become successful. Others remain in the same situation as their parents, blaming "the system" for their failures.

*an obvious example would be descendants of Scottish or Irish immigrantsCompletely missing the point.

As well reasoned it may be you can't ignore the fact that this discrimination has only very recently began to be rectified, all the while the world is moving at a pace that its so easy to slip of the bottom rung of the ladder into poverty, then into crime.

I always hear oh they get XYZ and we get nothing (I was amongst this group for a long time).
This isn't the case.

I will try to describe it as best as I can, I'll even use the same name.

Wiremu is born 12 December 1989
William is born 12 December 1989

They both enter a 200metre race at birth to see who will succeed.
Immediately William is advanced 10metres as when his folks die at ages 30 he'll inherit a $1.5m estate from the sale of their house, based of accumlative wealth.
He gains another 10 metres for having food in his belly every day of his childhood, allowing him to succed at school
Another 10 metres is gained for growing up in a affluent area, giving him access to a high decile school
He gains another 30metres as no "white" will ever interview him for a job, look at his skin colour and decide not to hire him because he's brown.
He only has 140m to run.

Wiremu gains nothing at birth.
His parents and grandparents own no land
Their language has been actively suppressed until just 2 years ago
He doesn't go to a good school because of the area he lives in
He has no lunch when he's there as his parents can't or choose not to afford it
There's violence at home

All of which push him back even further from William at the staring line.

Now an exceptional individual might be able to run fast enough to beat William, but lets face it the odds are against them.

This is why the extra effort is poured into minority groups, not because they're "Lazy" or not willing to work hard enough, just some need a bit of help to get them off the line, to claw in that advantage.

I've worked fucking hard for what I have, but I doubt that if I wasn't born into my circumstances if I'd be where I am today.


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pete376403
9th December 2021, 23:11
Completely missing the point.

As well reasoned it may be you can't ignore the fact that this discrimination has only very recently began to be rectified, all the while the world is moving at a pace that its so easy to slip of the bottom rung of the ladder into poverty, then into crime.

I always hear oh they get XYZ and we get nothing (I was amongst this group for a long time).
This isn't the case.

I will try to describe it as best as I can, I'll even use the same name.

Wiremu is born 12 December 1989
William is born 12 December 1989

They both enter a 200metre race at birth to see who will succeed.
Immediately William is advanced 10metres as when his folks die at ages 30 he'll inherit a $1.5m estate from the sale of their house, based of accumlative wealth.
He gains another 10 metres for having food in his belly every day of his childhood, allowing him to succed at school
Another 10 metres is gained for growing up in a affluent area, giving him access to a high decile school
He gains another 30metres as no "white" will ever interview him for a job, look at his skin colour and decide not to hire him because he's brown.
He only has 140m to run.

Wiremu gains nothing at birth.
His parents and grandparents own no land
Their language has been actively suppressed until just 2 years ago
He doesn't go to a good school because of the area he lives in
He has no lunch when he's there as his parents can't or choose not to afford it
There's violence at home

All of which push him back even further from William at the staring line.

Now an exceptional individual might be able to run fast enough to beat William, but lets face it the odds are against them.

This is why the extra effort is poured into minority groups, not because they're "Lazy" or not willing to work hard enough, just some need a bit of help to get them off the line, to claw in that advantage.

I've worked fucking hard for what I have, but I doubt that if I wasn't born into my circumstances if I'd be where I am today.


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Going back many generations, not just one or two. My great grandfather came from Ireland, from a dirt poor area and he arrived in NZ with virtually nothing other than a language (Gaelic) which wasn't much use. Rather than sitting around bemoaning the perfidious English that caused the situation in Ireland, he worked, provided for his family so they were better off, and so his kids had an advantage that he never had. They in turn took the education opportunities that were offered, then used that to get better jobs and so it went, right through to where I am now, so like your last line, I too have worked hard for what I have and being born into the circumstances, etc -but it wasn't always so.

R650R
9th December 2021, 23:16
Completely missing the point.

As well reasoned it may be you can't ignore the fact that this discrimination has only very recently began to be rectified, all the while the world is moving at a pace that its so easy to slip of the bottom rung of the ladder into poverty, then into crime.

I always hear oh they get XYZ and we get nothing (I was amongst this group for a long time).
This isn't the case.

I will try to describe it as best as I can, I'll even use the same name.

Wiremu is born 12 December 1989
William is born 12 December 1989

They both enter a 200metre race at birth to see who will succeed.
Immediately William is advanced 10metres as when his folks die at ages 30 he'll inherit a $1.5m estate from the sale of their house, based of accumlative wealth.
He gains another 10 metres for having food in his belly every day of his childhood, allowing him to succed at school
Another 10 metres is gained for growing up in a affluent area, giving him access to a high decile school
He gains another 30metres as no "white" will ever interview him for a job, look at his skin colour and decide not to hire him because he's brown.
He only has 140m to run.

Wiremu gains nothing at birth.
His parents and grandparents own no land
Their language has been actively suppressed until just 2 years ago
He doesn't go to a good school because of the area he lives in
He has no lunch when he's there as his parents can't or choose not to afford it
There's violence at home

All of which push him back even further from William at the staring line.

Now an exceptional individual might be able to run fast enough to beat William, but lets face it the odds are against them.

This is why the extra effort is poured into minority groups, not because they're "Lazy" or not willing to work hard enough, just some need a bit of help to get them off the line, to claw in that advantage.

I've worked fucking hard for what I have, but I doubt that if I wasn't born into my circumstances if I'd be where I am today.


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What a crock of wokistan shit. That’s the sort of crap virtue signalling white solo mothers put on their Facebook pages pretending to apologise for their privilege that doesn’t exist.
You’ve been watching too many American sitcoms... I’d love to see real statistics on how many white people recieved your alledged 1.5$m inheritance.
I grew up in a predominantly Māori village, went to school on bus with Māori kids all throug out my education.
I’ve been broke a couple times in life but reset and moved on. I’m where I am now as a result of decisions I made including the bad ones.
You forgot to mention all the extra university scholarships only available to Wiremu and not William.
Wiremu also has a free block of land thanks to treaty settlement processes. Whether he engages properly with his ini to utilise that is another story.
Wiremu is about to have his own overfunded medical system too.
Btw there’s violence in white homes too infact it happens more than in brown homes, there was a major fluff news article about that.
There’s lots of successful Māori at my work some from quite rough backgrounds but THEY made their OWN individual decisions that made them successful.
If you want to talk about racial disadvantage try talking to a white person trying to join police...

R650R
9th December 2021, 23:21
Many people have grown up in households that had little, descended for previous generations that lost everything*. Some of these people managed by virtue of hard work managed to rise out of their environment and become successful. Others remain in the same situation as their parents, blaming "the system" for their failures.

*an obvious example would be descendants of Scottish or Irish immigrants


https://youtu.be/A3OF8bhJw18

R650R
9th December 2021, 23:31
Where do we live again?
You know, are we in the deep south of America? or Nicafucking agua.
Read the report below.



Bad form to bring race into it regardless of all the stats we know exist.....

What you seen aint nothing.... This is Jacindas new normal. What you seen happens EVERY day in my town(usually on worse scale than that), cops have their hands tied.
The real villains are the woke bought and paid for apologist media who KNOW this is happening via tip-off s and police scanner traffic but dont want to be labelled...,,,
We have daytime gang rival fights inside our supermarkets here.... never in news though....
Great time to be a crim though.... no guns for cops, no police chases, Jackie girl wants 30% less prison population.....

Autech
10th December 2021, 04:22
Exactly. Wiremu gets a few things that William doesn't so that he's not starting the race 60m back.

"Though often used interchangeably, equality and equity are quite different. ... Equality simply means everyone is treated the same exact way, regardless of need or any other individual difference. Equity, on the other hand, means everyone is provided with what they need to succeed."

For us to achieve true equality in NZ there needs to be some things put in place to help those less privileged succeed. That is if we want to fix the crime and poverty issues we have in NZ.

As for the $1.5m inheritance, have you not seen the value of housing in NZ?


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F5 Dave
10th December 2021, 06:10
60s, 70, 80, if you weren't educated for a profession, you got a trade. Small business would take you on, train you if you worked hard you could succeed and go out on your own, heck, buy a house.

So, choice. Take on white lad, or a coloured guy?

So the coloured guys got labouring jobs at best. Plus banks wouldn't loan them money. Remember most decisions were made by middle aged white guys with no check on thier prejudice.

mashman
10th December 2021, 06:27
What a crock of wokistan shit. That’s the sort of crap virtue signalling white solo mothers put on their Facebook pages pretending to apologise for their privilege that doesn’t exist.
You’ve been watching too many American sitcoms... I’d love to see real statistics on how many white people recieved your alledged 1.5$m inheritance.
I grew up in a predominantly Māori village, went to school on bus with Māori kids all throug out my education.
I’ve been broke a couple times in life but reset and moved on. I’m where I am now as a result of decisions I made including the bad ones.
You forgot to mention all the extra university scholarships only available to Wiremu and not William.
Wiremu also has a free block of land thanks to treaty settlement processes. Whether he engages properly with his ini to utilise that is another story.
Wiremu is about to have his own overfunded medical system too.
Btw there’s violence in white homes too infact it happens more than in brown homes, there was a major fluff news article about that.
There’s lots of successful Māori at my work some from quite rough backgrounds but THEY made their OWN individual decisions that made them successful.
If you want to talk about racial disadvantage try talking to a white person trying to join police...

WTF. He is acknowledging why it is now hard for "a white person trying to join police" you myopic prat. You know, once upon a not so long ago 'systemic racism'. Response: Quotas to unbalance the racist shit. Wokistan? Nah, just dealing with a reality that was prolific and that is meant to becoming less so, coz quotas. There but for the grace of God seems to go He. He looks like he has the ability to walk in the shoes of another, showing compassion for the circumstances of others despite not being affected by their plight. Wokistan? Muthafucka seems way too educated to have lived there.

R650R
10th December 2021, 09:13
For us to achieve true equality in NZ there needs to be some things put in place to help those less privileged succeed. That is if we want to fix the crime and poverty issues we have in NZ.

As for the $1.5m inheritance, have you not seen the value of housing in NZ?


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Sorry but Wiremu gets about a 600m head start on a 100m sprint. Or in cash terms well over $50,000 not including all the race based assistance programs.

Māori own 52.5 BILLION dollars of land in NZ at the cheap rural rate of 35,000 a hectare and have had nearly 4 billion in cash settlements.
Then there’s the various Māori owner fishing and forestry enterprises using the nasty white mans capitalist business model.....

Thanks for not supplying the imaginary data how how many white people actually got a significant inheritance. One side of my family grew up and lived in state houses and rentals so zero inheritance there. The other side owned modest house west’s coast, by time medical bills/rest home fees and all the other bits were paid out my share was $1000 ish.
Not every one out there bought property at right time or lived drama free lives. It’s totally racist so say all whites live a happily ever after rich life when the relatives die.
A small segment of nz across all races has done well through property by PERSONAL decisions made at RIGHT time....

R650R
10th December 2021, 09:17
WTF. He is acknowledging why it is now hard for "a white person trying to join police" you myopic prat. You know, once upon a not so long ago 'systemic racism'. Response: Quotas to unbalance the racist shit. Wokistan? Nah, just dealing with a reality that was prolific and that is meant to becoming less so, coz quotas. There but for the grace of God seems to go He. He looks like he has the ability to walk in the shoes of another, showing compassion for the circumstances of others despite not being affected by their plight. Wokistan? Muthafucka seems way too educated to have lived there.

If the white police people are racist why are asians, muslims and indians not incarcerated at higher rates? Soon if not already Chinese or Indian immigrants will outnumber Māori as the biggest non white group by population in NZ.

R650R
10th December 2021, 09:19
Correspondence on this matter is now closed given its likely to all end up in pointless drivel anyway.

F5 Dave
10th December 2021, 11:52
Dude. When you post, it's always Pointless Drivel.

dangerous
10th December 2021, 19:07
C
Wiremu is born 12 December 1989
William is born 12 December 1989

They both enter a 200metre race at birth... hahahaaa... what a load a dribble... we all know Wiremu will win, hes the darkie and hes used to running... from the white pig cops LOL

F5 Dave
10th December 2021, 20:30
Dude. I expect better from you. Imagine real discrimination, not just laughing around, you have red hair stuff.

R650R
10th December 2021, 22:56
hahahaaa... what a load a dribble... we all know Wiremu will win, hes the darkie and hes used to running... from the white pig cops LOL

I can dubiously validate that statement. A neighbour down the road which shall we say has frequent interactions with the constabulary, thecreasons for which we are loudly made aware at all hours...
Anyway one day I say to one of good neighbours, man his thighs are ripped he must seriously work the gym.
Neighbour replies F off its from running from the cops lol

mashman
11th December 2021, 07:09
If the white police people are racist why are asians, muslims and indians not incarcerated at higher rates? Soon if not already Chinese or Indian immigrants will outnumber Māori as the biggest non white group by population in NZ.

They must be positively discriminating with regards to their clientele as well as their employees :msn-wink:

Being a cunt isn't a cultural thing. You find those fuckers across the board. And that's job or no job (snigger... (and chortle)).

Ocean1
11th December 2021, 08:34
No one is a piece of shit because of how they look.

But they may be a piece of shit because of what they do.
And most pieces of shit are recognisable for what they do by how they look.

Drew
11th December 2021, 11:57
But they may be a piece of shit because of what they do.
And most pieces of shit are recognisable for what they do by how they look.

Sweet. We can save the country millions by doing away with our justice system.
That cunt looks bad. To the clink with him.

Berries
11th December 2021, 12:48
Sweet. We can save the country millions by doing away with our justice system.
That cunt looks bad. To the clink with him.
You've got my vote.

dangerous
11th December 2021, 16:30
Sweet. We can save the country millions by doing away with our justice system.
That cunt looks bad. To the clink with him.
hell yeah boy... and there be as many white bods in there as... errr... ummm, non white...


Dude. I expect better from you. Imagine real discrimination, not just laughing around, you have red hair stuff.
fucking did when you last seen me... ageing is a bitch, but fuck it at least we are doing this shit... the following vid is a piss take and hassles the rangas in this world... and as one I find it fucking funny to be able to laugh at myself.

https://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw

Indiana_Jones
11th December 2021, 20:01
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GenerousTemptingAmericanbittern-size_restricted.gif

Kickaha
12th December 2021, 12:49
and as one I find it fucking funny to be able to laugh at myself.

Well everyone else is laughing at you so you as well too

dangerous
12th December 2021, 19:11
Well everyone else is laughing at you so you as well too

laughter... is good...

Grumph
13th January 2022, 18:50
Well, fuck, now I really feel old and the years are closing in.
Surrendered my gas bottles yesterday. Like cutting off a leg.
Most of my steel supply has gone, box of bends got raided too. Projects given away or sold.
Workshop clearout prior to selling to downsize.

Advt - I'll have stuff at the Hororata swap meet at the end of the month.

F5 Dave
13th January 2022, 18:55
Myford and making model train parts soon?:innocent:

Grumph
14th January 2022, 05:37
Myford and making model train parts soon?:innocent:

Doubt it. The lathe has to go. Models were childhood. the old man was a founder member of the model engineers society in ChCh. Built live steam engines.
I was pro slotcar racer in my teens. Before bikes.
To refer to another thread - I took a team from ChCh to Wgtn for a slotcar interprovincial - and the Wgtn team leader was Dallas Rankine. Parallel paths, LOL.

F5 Dave
14th January 2022, 06:20
Haha. Wonder what happened to my old track? Had a couple of cars left over for years. Think gave them away.

dangerous
14th January 2022, 18:43
Well, fuck, now I really feel old and the years are closing in.
Surrendered my gas bottles yesterday. Like cutting off a leg.
Most of my steel supply has gone, box of bends got raided too. Projects given away or sold.
Workshop clearout prior to selling to downsize.

Advt - I'll have stuff at the Hororata swap meet at the end of the month.

yeah... that be stressful, but hey, ya still here to do other shit right... enjoy ya propety the dogs etc... ill call in and take ya for a spin on the back LOL...

Grumph
14th January 2022, 18:53
yeah... that be stressful, but hey, ya still here to do other shit right... enjoy ya propety the dogs etc... ill call in and take ya for a spin on the back LOL...

If that happens I'm going to claim seniority - and the front seat.

dangerous
14th January 2022, 18:54
fuckwits... ya know what.. was thinking on the way to work today "why"

One of my many titles at work is H&S nazi manager right... ok so in the last week of work last year in one day I potted 3 guys for no safety boots, 2 for no hiviz and 10 for not signing in... only 2 days back this year and 3 fuckwits in there ballet shoes 2 no hi viz and one twat balancing on the top of a 8 foot ladder...

So, what I was thinking was, its cos of the antivax, we got rights, can't tell me what to do cock suckers... It is mandatory on our clients sites to obey the simplest of rules a fucking 2yr old gets it... but no the dence fucked up human of today is so brain dead they think having rights will save their life... fuckwits the lot of em... we are screwed as homosapions fucking screwed...

F5 Dave
14th January 2022, 19:03
Fukin A'mercans fault.

Ok we don't want to be mindless fuckers but at some point not be dicks. The only time the road till has come down is the compulsory wearing of seat belts in cars.

Oh but the freedom. . .

I remember being approached in MickyDs in the 80s by a balaclava wearing BRONZ member with a brochure about how we shouldn't have to wear helmets.


Freedom!


Stupid cunts.

And yes I am embarrassed by going to Mikeys but I was young

dangerous
14th January 2022, 19:37
The only time the road till has come down is the compulsory wearing of seat belts in cars.

shit sakes... the road toll... fuck me, simple math... how the hell can or will it come down with a ever increasing population and increase in cars on the roads... FUCK... more cars means more toll...

scumdog
14th January 2022, 19:51
fuckwits... ya know what.. was thinking on the way to work today "why"

One of my many titles at work is H&S nazi manager right... ok so in the last week of work last year in one day I potted 3 guys for no safety boots, 2 for no hiviz and 10 for not signing in... only 2 days back this year and 3 fuckwits in there ballet shoes 2 no hi viz and one twat balancing on the top of a 8 foot ladder...

So, what I was thinking was, its cos of the antivax, we got rights, can't tell me what to do cock suckers... It is mandatory on our clients sites to obey the simplest of rules a fucking 2yr old gets it... but no the dence fucked up human of today is so brain dead they think having rights will save their life... fuckwits the lot of em... we are screwed as homosapions fucking screwed...


Ya sure get to work with some rocket surgeons D, do they know which end of a nail gets pounded into the wood....:laugh:

scumdog
14th January 2022, 19:54
Fukin A'mercans fault.

Ok we don't want to be mindless fuckers but at some point not be dicks. The only time the road till has come down is the compulsory wearing of seat belts in cars.

Oh but the freedom. . .

I remember being approached in MickyDs in the 80s by a balaclava wearing BRONZ member with a brochure about how we shouldn't have to wear helmets.


Freedom!


Stupid cunts.

And yes I am embarrassed by going to Mikeys but I was young


Glad you feel guilty enough to forward an excuse for visiting the Mickey D.

scumdog
14th January 2022, 20:03
If the white police people are racist why are asians, muslims and indians not incarcerated at higher rates? Soon if not already Chinese or Indian immigrants will outnumber Māori as the biggest non white group by population in NZ.


An unpleasant truth for some there R650R.:niceone:

R650R
15th January 2022, 15:27
fuckwits... ya know what.. was thinking on the way to work today "why"

One of my many titles at work is H&S nazi manager right... ok so in the last week of work last year in one day I potted 3 guys for no safety boots, 2 for no hiviz and 10 for not signing in... only 2 days back this year and 3 fuckwits in there ballet shoes 2 no hi viz and one twat balancing on the top of a 8 foot ladder...

So, what I was thinking was, its cos of the antivax, we got rights, can't tell me what to do cock suckers... It is mandatory on our clients sites to obey the simplest of rules a fucking 2yr old gets it... but no the dence fucked up human of today is so brain dead they think having rights will save their life... fuckwits the lot of em... we are screwed as homosapions fucking screwed...

I deal with a bit of that too but with more serious stuff. Its astounding the indignation people will display at you stopping them from potentially being killed.
I find it effective to explain the likely mechanism of injury death of their current actions continue.
Its a pity osh doesnt promote AvE style signage This equipment can kill you and it will hurt the entire time you are dying

dangerous
16th January 2022, 19:12
I deal with a bit of that too but with more serious stuff. It’s astounding the indignation people will display at you stopping them from potentially being killed.
I find it effective to explain the likely mechanism of injury death of their current actions continue.
It’s a pity osh doesn’t promote AvE style signage “This equipment can kill you and it will hurt the entire time you are dying”
but... but they just don't get it, it's like in a online game or PS game whatever.. you die but HELLO i'm still here I might die again... the twat I cought on the top of a ladder... he just returned from ACC and 3 months off cos he cut his hand off... FUCK ME...


Ya sure get to work with some rocket surgeons D, do they know which end of a nail gets pounded into the wood....:laugh:
says HE... who is missing a digit LOL XOX

Autech
18th February 2022, 19:32
What is it with old cunts and thinking 500cc GP bikes wouldn't be able to be tamed by modern riders?
You know the riders/athletes that spend every day training on all sorts of gym equipment and motorcycles, not smoking durries and getting drunk.

Honestly...

BuT eLeCtroniCS dO aLl tHe WorK.

All from some cunt that's never spent a second on a race track

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onearmedbandit
18th February 2022, 20:23
What is it with old cunts and thinking 500cc GP bikes wouldn't be able to be tamed by modern riders?
You know the riders/athletes that spend every day training on all sorts of gym equipment and motorcycles, not smoking durries and getting drunk.

Honestly...

BuT eLeCtroniCS dO aLl tHe WorK.

All from some cunt that's never spent a second on a race track

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I couldn't agree more. There is no sense in debating it with them either. So I don't.

husaberg
18th February 2022, 21:25
What is it with old cunts and thinking 500cc GP bikes wouldn't be able to be tamed by modern riders?
You know the riders/athletes that spend every day training on all sorts of gym equipment and motorcycles, not smoking durries and getting drunk.

Honestly...

BuT eLeCtroniCS dO aLl tHe WorK.

All from some cunt that's never spent a second on a race track

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I couldn't agree more. There is no sense in debating it with them either. So I don't.

I dont agree with that, being that Modern Mgp riders would have managed to do well, but this needs to be balanced with they require a completely different skill set to ride than a pre unleaded 500GP bike
Which is why so many ex 250 GP riders failed to make the transition it wasnt the speed as the lap times 250/2 vs 500/4 were not that different
It was different riding style that favoured the rear wheel steerers "IE dirt track"
lets look at the 500 GP champions 83-98

1983 United States Freddie Spencer
1984 United States Eddie Lawson
1985 United States Freddie Spencer*
1986 United States Eddie Lawson
1987 Australia Wayne Gardner
1988 United States Eddie Lawson
1989 United States Eddie Lawson
1990 United States Wayne Rainey
1991 United States Wayne Rainey
1992 United States Wayne Rainey
1993 United States Kevin Schwantz
1994 Australia Mick Doohan
1995 Australia Mick Doohan
1996 Australia Mick Doohan
1997 Australia Mick Doohan
1998 Australia Mick Doohan

Every one of those is ex dirt track Aussie or Yank
In this period none came through 250 champ to be 500 Champ. Caladora was close as was Kokinski, But lil john was Dirt track anyawy
Rainey rode a 250 season way back but had little success Freddy did a double but started off in 500 and was dirt track and a freeken alien in him prime

But since then
aside from a few blips Robert JR and Stoner they have been nearly all euro as the bikes and likely the sponsor's money favored the ex minmoto Latinas
I don't think Hayden was ex dirt (but not sure.)

1999 Spain €lex Crivillé
2000 United States Kenny Roberts Jr.
2001 Italy Valentino Rossi
2002 Italy Valentino Rossi
2003 Italy Valentino Rossi
2004 Italy Valentino Rossi
2005 Italy Valentino Rossi
2006 United States Nicky Hayden
2007 Australia Casey Stoner
2008 Italy Valentino Rossi
2009 Italy Valentino Rossi
2010 Spain Jorge Lorenzo
2011 Australia Casey Stoner
2012 Spain Jorge Lorenzo
2013 Spain Marc Márquez
2014 Spain Marc Márquez
2015 Spain Jorge Lorenzo
2016 Spain Marc Márquez
2017 Spain Marc Márquez
2018 Spain Marc Márquez
2019 Spain Marc Márquez
2020 Spain Joan Mir
2021 France Fabio Quartararo

Out of these
Valentino Rossi
Marc Márquez
Jorge Lorenzo

Have gone from 250 or moto 2 to win 12 of these moto1 championships

Not better skills, just different skills

F5 Dave
18th February 2022, 21:26
[Edit] beaten by a minute by husi

I think they would find them very different. Modern 500s with electronics would be far less savage, just as big bang and unleaded allowed European 250 riders to do well as opposed to the dirt trackers of old in early 90s.

But modern riders would adapt. Or at least some would. MM would obviously excel no matter what. Perhaps there would be a wider spread. The aliens would become more apparent.

Oh God. Does this make me an old cunt??!

Age of superheroes was A Mat Oxley book. Beautiful photos. Great era, no matter what preceded or followed.

Kickaha
18th February 2022, 21:46
Some geeky shit about riders

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/51633247_Physical_Profile_of_Elite_Young_Motorcycl ists?fbclid=IwAR3P_pjDaKCMPwrM168qqsQFEPCmnwF-gLrncRG06RH_ym8uPf7hOHNtxBQ

Berries
18th February 2022, 21:56
Oh God. Does this make me an old cunt??!
Yep.




mf10ch

F5 Dave
18th February 2022, 22:20
Golly I'm an empty cunt from 3 min ago.

Or maybe an empty penis.

I love Friday nights. And lunch times when I came home for lunch. And Thursday nights.

What will the rest of the weekend bring?

onearmedbandit
18th February 2022, 22:31
Hahaha gold

husaberg
18th February 2022, 23:14
Hahaha gold

Export gold Johny walker gold label

Kickaha
19th February 2022, 06:50
Export gold

Shit taste in beer if you drink that

F5 Dave
19th February 2022, 07:42
I was going to say, jeez wash your mouth out with Lion Brown as punishment.

pritch
19th February 2022, 09:21
Sorry, I came to this late. Comparing champions from different eras never actually produces anything of value but it does pass the time over a winter brew. As such it's a bit unseasonal but OK.

I believe Hayden knew his way around a flat track. Rossi used to train in a quarry on a dirt bike with tyres that had the knobs removed. Marquez trains on dirt as do other current riders.

Schwantz and Rainey etc were used to the 'light switch' power bands, the current crop have not experienced that. The best would adapt.

There used to be a full account of Alan Shepherd's trip to Daytona on the 'Net. I haven't been able to locate it lately. It's an amazing tale of a trip that started in East Germany during the Cold War. I just can't imagine any of the current riders doing what he did.

R650R
19th February 2022, 13:28
Wow what a rabbit hole of circular logic this could turn into....

Anyhow random clips have been coming up in YouTube feed, MotoStar podcast clips channel has a heap of 5-10 min interviews with all the various legends from the day. Go watch some you wont be disssppointex some great info in there

husaberg
19th February 2022, 16:42
Shit taste in beer if you drink that
I do....its better than other shit my misses buys
i actually like citrus better


Sorry, I came to this late. Comparing champions from different eras never actually produces anything of value but it does pass the time over a winter brew. As such it's a bit unseasonal but OK.

I believe Hayden knew his way around a flat track. Rossi used to train in a quarry on a dirt bike with tyres that had the knobs removed. Marquez trains on dirt as do other current riders.

Schwantz and Rainey etc were used to the 'light switch' power bands, the current crop have not experienced that. The best would adapt.

There used to be a full account of Alan Shepherd's trip to Daytona on the 'Net. I haven't been able to locate it lately. It's an amazing tale of a trip that started in East Germany during the Cold War. I just can't imagine any of the current riders doing what he did.

Oh i agree i was meaning though dirt background Rossi and Jorge and others all practiced Dirt track Rosssi has his own track andi think there was a Roberts school set up in Spain.
I have posted it before but Roberts ranch training seasons in the 90's etc were all on beat up XR100's.


Worked for Rainey Lawson Kenny and Jon plus many others Inc Magee,Abe
XR100's

Kenny Roberts Ranch


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=257481&d=1329114600

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As below every Road race pro that kenny taught to flat track was educated on a XR100 Honda rather than a XR750 Harley
i think it was a 1/8 mile track
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sak0otCZGqo
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The cream rises to the top.
Doohan and Rainey could do it all, Shwantz had the biggest balls and was the latest of the late breakers.
Caladora and other euros in that generation had the talent but not much success on a 500.
Who know how much difference the sponsor money made also or makes now

Berries
20th February 2022, 22:22
So back on topic. Forced to do a four wheel road trip on Saturday to Chch and back. Pulled left somewhere after Timaru to let a bike past, then my daughter laughed at him. How much control do you have when your legs are straight out in front of you at something getting close to 90 degrees apart? And I mean straight out, no bend at the knee whatsoever. Got funnier when he started warming his tyres through Temuka, if it was not for the tin pot helmet I could have sworn I was following old #34. The only way it could have been topped off was if the old guy in the ute he was tailgating hit the picks and put him on the flatbed.

Not sure what kind of bike it was but it was the highlight of my 1,000km weekend.

Laava
6th May 2022, 22:27
Not a rant but seems a good place to post..
Have a good story to tell... my in laws have an elderly friend in his 90s who comes to visit in his car but he didnt come this week. He rang to explain...he visited a friend in vinegar hill rd and, as usual, left his keys in the ignition. It was parked in their driveway. And yep, he came out and it was gone. They rang the cops, cancelled all his cards and he got a ride home.
Next day, the lady rang him to tell him the car had reappeared in the drive. So he went to pick it up and it had a bunch of paperwork on the passenger seat which was receipts for repairwork done and a new WOF. All up $800. Turns out some auto workshop was to pick up an identical car from 3 doors along and just assumed it was all go for them with keys etc!

dangerous
7th May 2022, 08:52
Haha... Bloody magic, old boy will be stoked

F5 Dave
7th May 2022, 10:10
Here's a funny story. . . Hmm, skepticism mode engaged.

And yet, fuck yes that is funny. Wonder the bollocking the poor mechanic got?

dangerous
3rd June 2022, 18:48
entitled little c#$ts... yip, im a grumpy old prick... and ya know what Iv fucking well earnt it... these little snotty nosed wee punks these days, if ya lucky turn up for work cos remember its their fucking right to stay at home if they want and get paid to do so... do a half arsed job, leave a trail of destruction and expect to get paid twice what Ardern gets... ohhh and dont hassle them cos then ya get a bullying charge hiffed at ya... we as the human race are fucking well screwed...

onearmedbandit
3rd June 2022, 19:27
entitled little c#$ts... yip, im a grumpy old prick... and ya know what Iv fucking well earnt it... these little snotty nosed wee punks these days, if ya lucky turn up for work cos remember its their fucking right to stay at home if they want and get paid to do so... do a half arsed job, leave a trail of destruction and expect to get paid twice what Ardern gets... ohhh and dont hassle them cos then ya get a bullying charge hiffed at ya... we as the human race are fucking well screwed...

Funny thing is, they're not to blame (and more importantly they're not all like that), it's the generation who raised them that needs to take responsibility.

F5 Dave
3rd June 2022, 19:45
Well, we all signed that petition to stop dangerous from breeding, but would the government act?

No! - bloody slackers,. We're still waiting and no concrete action, and it's been fukin years.

dangerous
3rd June 2022, 20:41
Well, we all signed that petition to stop dangerous from breeding, but would the government act?

No! - bloody slackers,. We're still waiting and no concrete action, and it's been fukin years.
hahaha... and now the wee fuckers are 12 and 13... and ride a bike with more power per liter than I can handle or own... fuck of dave... pick on someone your size Im over being the poor wee ginga kid in the corner


Funny thing is, they're not to blame (and more importantly they're not all like that), it's the generation who raised them that needs to take responsibility.

yes and no... yes they are not to blame No its not the generation that raised them... its the soft cock PC panzy twats that are a minority but get their way FFS ya born with either a fanny or a cock.. but theres so many titles out there, even plural thats right have a work contact that wants to be addressed as "they" we are screwed... yeah ok spose that is the generation that raised em... fuck it

Autech
3rd June 2022, 22:22
entitled little c#$ts... yip, im a grumpy old prick... and ya know what Iv fucking well earnt it... these little snotty nosed wee punks these days, if ya lucky turn up for work cos remember its their fucking right to stay at home if they want and get paid to do so... do a half arsed job, leave a trail of destruction and expect to get paid twice what Ardern gets... ohhh and dont hassle them cos then ya get a bullying charge hiffed at ya... we as the human race are fucking well screwed...

Meanwhile me, a millennial, had a guy (sounds like a boomer) no show to a teams meeting today he'd arranged the time for, accepted etc. Fucker. Not even an apology in email or text when I tried find out if he was joining.

There's cunts in every generation.

Kickaha
4th June 2022, 06:55
There's cunts in every generation.

Ginga cunts mostly

1/32 man
4th June 2022, 08:21
Lots of things and lots of people piss me off...

here are two related to television news
1) telling me a bit about what they are going to tell me about....fuckn annoying and a waste of broadcast time
2) having someone speak on a subject but not saying who they are....fuckn slack work from the back room

I am old and get pissed off easily

dangerous
4th June 2022, 17:44
Lots of things and lots of people piss me off...

here are two related to television news
1) telling me a bit about what they are going to tell me about....fuckn annoying and a waste of broadcast time
2) having someone speak on a subject but not saying who they are....fuckn slack work from the back room

I am old and get pissed off easily

ya earnt that right 32... and the above is basic politness, or lack of

R650R
4th June 2022, 19:48
Lots of things and lots of people piss me off...

here are two related to television news
1) telling me a bit about what they are going to tell me about....fuckn annoying and a waste of broadcast time
2) having someone speak on a subject but not saying who they are....fuckn slack work from the back room

I am old and get pissed off easily

And dont forget the classic Heres what you need to know that really grinds me....

What ever happened to writing a proper article with the facts contained for reader to discern.

Now we have a rolling screed of updates that misses pertinent facts and jumps while trying to read it. But I guess thats useful for false flag events do they can spam conflicting details away to bottom of feed....

Autech
4th June 2022, 21:32
Lots of things and lots of people piss me off...

here are two related to television news
1) telling me a bit about what they are going to tell me about....fuckn annoying and a waste of broadcast time
2) having someone speak on a subject but not saying who they are....fuckn slack work from the back room

I am old and get pissed off easily

For me on youtube channels it's:

"Dont forget to like subscribe and hit the bell"

I'm like, "fuck off, you're not the boss of me, I was going to subscribe but since you openly begged get phucked, I'm not doing it now."

Other things that rark me off, radio ads where they repeat their business name over and over. Industry Hire is one of them at the mo, I make a note in my head of anyone that uses this advertising strategy just so I never use the cunts, dumb cunts.

onearmedbandit
4th June 2022, 22:49
For me on youtube channels it's:

"Dont forget to like subscribe and hit the bell"

I'm like, "fuck off, you're not the boss of me, I was going to subscribe but since you openly begged get phucked, I'm not doing it now."

tbf that used to annoy me too, until I started to realise I'd quite often forget to 'like and subscribe' the great content I watched for free. Now if I've watched through to the end it reminds me to do that before moving on.


Other things that rark me off, radio ads where they repeat their business name over and over. Industry Hire is one of them at the mo, I make a note in my head of anyone that uses this advertising strategy just so I never use the cunts, dumb cunts.

Yeah that one fucks me off.

F5 Dave
5th June 2022, 08:07
For me on youtube channels it's:

"Dont forget to like subscribe and hit the bell"

I'm like, "fuck off, you're not the boss of me, I was going to subscribe but since you openly begged get phucked, I'm not doing it now."

Other things that rark me off, radio ads where they repeat their business name over and over. Industry Hire is one of them at the mo, I make a note in my head of anyone that uses this advertising strategy just so I never use the cunts, dumb cunts.
The 'Radio'? Do they still have that Grandad? :bleh:

Autech
5th June 2022, 09:12
The 'Radio'? Do they still have that Grandad? :bleh:Sure do, I barely listen to it just occasionally switch off Spotify to listen to boomers on talk back solve all the worlds problems in one phonecall.
My cars amazing as it changes the frequency automagically to keep listening when your on a long drive

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Berries
5th June 2022, 13:05
Lots of things and lots of people piss me off...

here are two related to television news
1) telling me a bit about what they are going to tell me about....fuckn annoying and a waste of broadcast time
2) having someone speak on a subject but not saying who they are....fuckn slack work from the back room

Prime example of shitty Stuff reporting - https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/black-caps/300606197/infamous-ben-stokes-world-cup-overthrow-all-over-again-in-black-caps-test-at-lords#comments

They post a video at the top of the story so you watch it and then in the story they quote everything that was said. It is the same when they show an image of a tweet and then type it all out again. I don't have long left on this planet, stop wasting my fucking time.

And talking cricket, how about this for a ridiculous headline from Yahoo - Cricket world in disbelief over inexcusable act. (https://nz.yahoo.com/sports/news/england-new-zealand-2022-cricket-bowler-inexcusable-act-001932203.html)

husaberg
5th June 2022, 13:25
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R650R
5th June 2022, 18:02
For me on youtube channels it's:

"Dont forget to like subscribe and hit the bell"

I'm like, "fuck off, you're not the boss of me, I was going to subscribe but since you openly begged get phucked, I'm not doing it now."

Other things that rark me off, radio ads where they repeat their business name over and over. Industry Hire is one of them at the mo, I make a note in my head of anyone that uses this advertising strategy just so I never use the cunts, dumb cunts.

It would be interesting to know if the algorithm really does check videos for like and subscribe.
I pretty sure theres lots of channels with high view counts that dontvrrdort to that. They usually have lots of titties or stuff blowing up though etc lol

I refuse to log in to my smart tv as that cursor keyboard is just painful.
But YouTube still knows its me based on what I watch or IP address and shows can me mostly relevant videos

Autech
5th June 2022, 20:39
It would be interesting to know if the algorithm really does check videos for like and subscribe.
I pretty sure theres lots of channels with high view counts that dontvrrdort to that. They usually have lots of titties or stuff blowing up though etc lol

I refuse to log in to my smart tv as that cursor keyboard is just painful.
But YouTube still knows its me based on what I watch or IP address and shows can me mostly relevant videosThere's financial incentives to having subscribers but if everyone skips adverts then they get next to nothing for a view iirc. Once upon a time youtube paid well but not so much anymore now.
That's why the big car channels like Mighty Car Mods, Hoonigan etc tend to not focus on the subscribers and use merch to fund the show.
I tend to not skip adverts on the smaller shows I really like to give them that revenue.

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Berries
6th June 2022, 11:35
And this ladies and gentlemen, is made in New Zealand.

For fucks sake.

F5 Dave
6th June 2022, 12:35
Yes, you think they would have run that past the spell checker.

dangerous
6th June 2022, 17:16
https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/189575-FARK-ME-red-CBR6-with-topbox

Autech
10th June 2022, 19:53
Where's Drew? I miss that cunt.

pritch
10th June 2022, 20:31
Lots of things and lots of people piss me off...

here are two related to television news
1) telling me a bit about what they are going to tell me about....fuckn annoying and a waste of broadcast time
2) having someone speak on a subject but not saying who they are....fuckn slack work from the back room

I am old and get pissed off easily

There is a lot to be pissed off at with the news. TV1 rely heavily on ABC for clips of US news items. Generally though, we've been reading or watching the items all day before TVNZ broadcast their version at 6.00PM, almost always omitting important details and vital context. I guess they save a heap on journalists wages.

Drew
11th June 2022, 19:26
Where's Drew? I miss that cunt.

Lurking...

Kickaha
11th June 2022, 19:54
Where's Drew? I miss that cunt.

You'd be the only one

Berries
24th June 2022, 09:45
There is a lot to be pissed off at with the news. TV1 rely heavily on ABC for clips of US news items. Generally though, we've been reading or watching the items all day before TVNZ broadcast their version at 6.00PM, almost always omitting important details and vital context.

I particularly like the way sport is reported here where instead of perhaps playing the goals/tries/runs/laps etc in some kind of chronological order so you can follow the game for the 60 seconds of the story, they show the last goal/try/wicket and final score first before going back and showing the earlier stuff. Who fucking cares once you have told us the ending?

R650R
29th June 2022, 16:34
A trip to Super Creep Auto for essential supplies and F$&@ Me the store has had a makeover....

Of course some of what I wanted was out of stock but overall looks like they are stocking less stuff and prices all gone up.
Despite having less stuff the isles are narrower, narrow enough that fat peoplevrun risk of knocking stuff off shelves.
No doubt some woke diversity hire in upper management is responsible for this...,

husaberg
29th June 2022, 18:20
A trip to Super Creep Auto for essential supplies and F$&@ Me the store has had a makeover....

Of course some of what I wanted was out of stock but overall looks like they are stocking less stuff and prices all gone up.
Despite having less stuff the isles are narrower, narrow enough that fat peoplevrun risk of knocking stuff off shelves.
No doubt some woke diversity hire in upper management is responsible for this...,

4 /13 on the troll
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R650R
2nd July 2022, 22:26
Fine pitch threads.... on alloy fastners into steel.... what kind of engineer does that???

neels
8th July 2022, 21:50
I really don't think that the govt wants people to have a firearms licence.

Just got email saying I need to answer the phone (not sure which phone) at {undisclosed time during the next 5 days} to arrange an interview at my home with referee and {some} family, so need to know their availability for {unknown timeframe} because if you can't answer immediately when they phone they can't make an appointment.

Fuck's sake, not sure how they could make it any more difficult.

R650R
8th July 2022, 21:56
I really don't think that the govt wants people to have a firearms licence.

Just got email saying I need to answer the phone (not sure which phone) at {undisclosed time during the next 5 days} to arrange an interview at my home with referee and {some} family, so need to know their availability for {unknown timeframe} because if you can't answer immediately when they phone they can't make an appointment.

Fuck's sake, not sure how they could make it any more difficult.

Bloke at work says they will interview the other separately so they are not under pressure to lie etc.... So mentally prepare yourself to be told to disappear out into the man cave while they interview your family in another room.

husaberg
9th July 2022, 00:21
Bloke at work says they will interview the other separately so they are not under pressure to lie etc.... So mentally prepare yourself to be told to disappear out into the man cave while they interview your family in another room.

Just as well that will not happen to you aye, unless the find an interviewer who is fluent in caprine (https://goats.extension.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ThinkstockPhotos-101861774.jpg)

neels
9th July 2022, 09:26
Bloke at work says they will interview the other separately so they are not under pressure to lie etc.... So mentally prepare yourself to be told to disappear out into the man cave while they interview your family in another room.
Been there done that as referee for a mate, he came in and offered to make a coffee, but the interview had to stop because he was in the room. Passed on the coffee so we could get the thing finished.

dangerous
9th July 2022, 17:30
I really don't think that the govt wants people to have a firearms licence.

Just got email saying I need to answer the phone (not sure which phone) at {undisclosed time during the next 5 days} to arrange an interview at my home with referee and {some} family, so need to know their availability for {unknown timeframe} because if you can't answer immediately when they phone they can't make an appointment.

Fuck's sake, not sure how they could make it any more difficult.

mate... I got that email 3 weeks ago, they said in the next 10 days... still waiting... and they want all my referees to be present to... i'm in the middle of know were no bastard wants to take time off work to come out here...spose ill have illegal weapons then...


Been there done that as referee for a mate, he came in and offered to make a coffee, but the interview had to stop because he was in the room. Passed on the coffee so we could get the thing finished.

fuck sakes... when I 1st gained my firearms licence all they did was role up say giday asked to see were Id keep the weapon (which I didn't have at the time but needed for work) that being a chain in the trusses LOL... and said we will post it out...

scumdog
9th July 2022, 19:03
I really don't think that the govt wants people to have a firearms licence.

Just got email saying I need to answer the phone (not sure which phone) at {undisclosed time during the next 5 days} to arrange an interview at my home with referee and {some} family, so need to know their availability for {unknown timeframe} because if you can't answer immediately when they phone they can't make an appointment.

Fuck's sake, not sure how they could make it any more difficult.

You could put in a complaint about the unreasonableness? (given the police incompetence regarding firearms licences it would probably get you nowhere.)

neels
22nd July 2022, 19:52
Idiots.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Anyway, it's Friday, think I'll have another beer.

dangerous
24th July 2022, 17:41
Idiots.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Anyway, it's Friday, think I'll have another beer.

yes... yes we are, not a fucking brain between em all... shit N its great getting old in grumpy aye...

F5 Dave
24th July 2022, 19:21
You were grumpy when your hair was still Ginger.

dangerous
25th July 2022, 20:02
You were grumpy when your hair was still Ginger.

fuck off I was... grumpy now... angry then, angry cos I was picked on for being ginger, now im... im... fuck am I now... bald... ok fucking bald... so Im allowed to be grumpy... cos secretly I cracked a boner when picked on... now.... whats a boner?

dangerous
25th July 2022, 20:17
I really don't think that the govt wants people to have a firearms licence.

Just got email saying I need to answer the phone (not sure which phone) at {undisclosed time during the next 5 days} to arrange an interview at my home with referee and {some} family, so need to know their availability for {unknown timeframe} because if you can't answer immediately when they phone they can't make an appointment.

Fuck's sake, not sure how they could make it any more difficult.

ohhh they can... just had my interview, apparently a few things have changed did you know it's a whole new permit if you keep a firearm in ya caravan, but you can still hiff it on the back seat of the car... my ammo box ain't no more safe to keep ammo in, it's gotta be bolted to the house triple locked and zip tied... not allowed to keep the weapons under me bed any longer FFS (what if that cheeky darky holmes knows visits me at midnight)... and I have to tell some cunt were I keep the keys etc incase I cark it overnight, but no one's meant to bloody well know... ohhh also failed cos im on meds and need a cert from the Doc to say i'm not about to lose my shit and go shoot myself in the foot... and here I though all I needed to say was that 'I keep my tea towels in the kitchen not my wardrobe'... FUCK guess what... its taken 10 months from when I aplyed and it expires tomorrow... so now I have to find some one in the next 4 hours to look after my shit cos as of midnight Ill be illegal housing firearms...

R650R
26th July 2022, 11:12
ohhh they can... just had my interview, apparently a few things have changed did you know it's a whole new permit if you keep a firearm in ya caravan, but you can still hiff it on the back seat of the car... my ammo box ain't no more safe to keep ammo in, it's gotta be bolted to the house triple locked and zip tied... not allowed to keep the weapons under me bed any longer FFS (what if that cheeky darky holmes knows visits me at midnight)... and I have to tell some cunt were I keep the keys etc incase I cark it overnight, but no one's meant to bloody well know... ohhh also failed cos im on meds and need a cert from the Doc to say i'm not about to lose my shit and go shoot myself in the foot... and here I though all I needed to say was that 'I keep my tea towels in the kitchen not my wardrobe'... FUCK guess what... its taken 10 months from when I aplyed and it expires tomorrow... so now I have to find some one in the next 4 hours to look after my shit cos as of midnight Ill be illegal housing firearms...

I do hope you managed to sort that ASAP. This is exactly how communists ban weapons or anything else they make the process infinitely more difficult continuously.
No matter how busy the local wife beaters are or how many crashes are blocking roads you can count on a car turning up to check your compliance real soon.....
Good luck.

scumdog
26th July 2022, 12:46
ohhh they can... just had my interview, apparently a few things have changed did you know it's a whole new permit if you keep a firearm in ya caravan, but you can still hiff it on the back seat of the car... my ammo box ain't no more safe to keep ammo in, it's gotta be bolted to the house triple locked and zip tied... not allowed to keep the weapons under me bed any longer FFS (what if that cheeky darky holmes knows visits me at midnight)... and I have to tell some cunt were I keep the keys etc incase I cark it overnight, but no one's meant to bloody well know... ohhh also failed cos im on meds and need a cert from the Doc to say i'm not about to lose my shit and go shoot myself in the foot... and here I though all I needed to say was that 'I keep my tea towels in the kitchen not my wardrobe'... FUCK guess what... its taken 10 months from when I aplyed and it expires tomorrow... so now I have to find some one in the next 4 hours to look after my shit cos as of midnight Ill be illegal housing firearms...

Yep, the licence renewal 'process' is a slow as EP90 oil in a frosty night and a right royal fustercluck D.:crazy:

Now watch how well the impending 'register' pans out....

caseye
26th July 2022, 17:32
Yep, the licence renewal 'process' is a slow as EP90 oil in a frosty night and a right royal fustercluck D.:crazy:

Now watch how well the impending 'register' pans out....

Ha, he cracked a funny!
Pity is Scummy, we've seen every other register fail, who thought this was a good idea??? Shoot them! first.:eek5::drinkup:

F5 Dave
26th July 2022, 18:17
Has not Australias programs had significant success on reducing gun violence? I mean that's the whole point isn't it?

husaberg
26th July 2022, 18:30
Has not Australias programs had significant success on reducing gun violence? I mean that's the whole point isn't it?

Exactly thats the problem it Sets a dangerous precedent indeed. You might have to wonder why the NRa and the gun manufactures needs to spend so much money to lobby politicians when they have right on their side. almost like the tobacco lobby......

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/01/20/us/everytown-weak-gun-laws-high-gun-deaths-study/index.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/world/europe/gun-laws-australia-britain.html
https://www.ibanet.org/article/3e4700a8-8a7b-4766-b7cc-f59474f4a894

R650R
27th July 2022, 09:43
Australian success on gun violence???? Ummmm check out 7 news they prob have best coverage of the many very recent shootings, nearly on daily basis.

husaberg
27th July 2022, 21:07
Australian success on gun violence???? Ummmm check out 7 news they prob have best coverage of the many very recent shootings, nearly on daily basis.

yeah nice one, we adults weigh up a pair of Harvard scholars vs your opinion. Hilarity ensues.

In 2011, Harvard's David Hemenway and Mary Vriniotis reviewed the research on Australia's suicide and homicide rate after the NFA. Their conclusion was clear: "The NFA seems to have been incredibly successful in terms of lives saved."

What they found is a decline in both suicide and homicide rates after the NFA. The average firearm suicide rate in Australia in the seven years after the bill declined by 57 percent compared with the seven years prior. The average firearm homicide rate went down by about 42 percent.


"First," Hemenway and Vriniotis write, "the drop in firearm deaths was largest among the type of firearms most affected by the buyback. Second, firearm deaths in states with higher buyback rates per capita fell proportionately more than in states with lower buyback rates."
5/18 on the troll though.

F5 Dave
27th July 2022, 22:00
He should change his tag line.

R666 - powered by ignorance and made up facts.

pete376403
27th July 2022, 22:54
But his description of himself, even with the names reversed, is spot-on - "Dunning-Kruger effect, in psychology, a cognitive bias whereby people with limited knowledge or competence in a given intellectual or social domain greatly overestimate their own knowledge or competence in that domain relative to objective criteria or to the performance of their peers or of people in general." https://www.britannica.com/science/Dunning-Kruger-effect

husaberg
28th July 2022, 21:26
But his description of himself, even with the names reversed, is spot-on - "Dunning-Kruger effect, in psychology, a cognitive bias whereby people with limited knowledge or competence in a given intellectual or social domain greatly overestimate their own knowledge or competence in that domain relative to objective criteria or to the performance of their peers or of people in general." https://www.britannica.com/science/Dunning-Kruger-effect

its not the first time it been pointed out that R650R is a perfect example of what dunning and kruger described afeterwards in a pure example of narcissistic projection he added it to his signature.


their sense of self-esteem and self-worth depends on how others perceive them, and they tend to deny flaws in themselves and blame others for their own shortcomings, mistakes, and misfortunes. This is called projection, and people with narcissistic tendencies are projection-heavy individuals.


https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0eabe3100371e855a058c994a0b68e0f-lq

Here is an inconvenient fact
Vinay Udyawer
Post-doctoral Research Fellow, Australian Institute of Marine Science.

vs
R650R

The Dunning-Kruger effect is a type of cognitive bias in which people believe that they are smarter and more capable than they really are.
Essentially, low ability people do not possess the skills needed to recognize their own incompetence.
The combination of poor self-awareness and low cognitive ability leads them to overestimate their own capabilities......
Incompetent people, the researchers found, are not only poor performers, they are also unable to accurately assess and recognize the quality of their own work.
Incompetent people tend to:
Overestimate their own skill levels
Fail to recognize the genuine skill and expertise of other people
Fail to recognize their own mistakes and lack of skill
Dunning has pointed out that the very knowledge and skills necessary to be good at a task are the exact same qualities that a person needs to recognize that they are not good at that task. So if a person lacks those abilities, they remain not only bad at that task but ignorant to their own inability.
:niceone:


Logically as a truck driver we expect you to know less than a scientist or medical professional, yet because of the dunning kruger effect, a tiny pecker and underlying issues with sexual performance, You actually believe you are qualified to suggest opinions relating to epidemiology and medicine.


The toll is perfect example of a narcissistic troll a vapid an individual, living a life so empty and lacking in any substance that his whole life revolves around an attempts to bait people on a forum with his own stupid thoughts.

neels
29th July 2022, 20:31
Tonight is anti-rant.

Watching lawn bowls at comm games, with a couple of beers, and string quartet renditions of popular music songs.

Quite the pleasant Friday

F5 Dave
30th July 2022, 09:48
. . , with a couple of beers, and string quartet renditions of popular music songs.
. . .


string quartet renditions of popular music songs?:angry2:

I hate string quartet renditions of popular music songs.:angry2:


Actually I hate popular music songs too. Grrr!:angry2:


​(think you are missing the point of this thread. Hey, this little angry emoji guy has a run time of 20 seconds. A real rant and rave. Good effort. )

dangerous
30th July 2022, 18:55
Tonight is anti-rant.

Watching lawn bowls at comm games, with a couple of beers, and string quartet renditions of popular music songs.

Quite the pleasant Friday

you all right BIL... need to talk... cuddle maybe, need some of my meds perhaps... shit man snap out of it...

scumdog
30th July 2022, 21:27
Tonight is anti-rant.

Watching lawn bowls at comm games, with a couple of beers, and string quartet renditions of popular music songs.

Quite the pleasant Friday


Sounds like a good relaxing time neels:niceone:

scumdog
30th July 2022, 21:29
you all right BIL... need to talk... cuddle maybe, need some of my meds perhaps... shit man snap out of it...


Ya need to copy what yer bil is doing and chill out man!

Autech
5th August 2022, 23:27
Fucking facebooks bots are fucked in the fucking head. Another ban for saying something completely innocent. But can't exactly bin it after using it for so many years to document day to day happenings... Zucc is a pussy, Elon needs to buy that shit.

Fuckers

F5 Dave
6th August 2022, 08:54
Yeah I read that. It's not that you said the Holocaust didn't happen, it's that you said it wasn't Happening.

Sorry, I have no idea what you are on about. :crazy:

Autech
6th August 2022, 11:33
I've had a few bans recently.

Most recent ones:

Saying stone wall (30 days)
Saying fire from the hip (30 days)

And the most recent one commenting about how some friends of mine don't shoot the turkeys on their farm.

I'm such a rebel

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F5 Dave
6th August 2022, 12:57
Do do you get brownie points if you say nice things about the various millionaires? That way you can occasionally say Clitoris.
As in: I shot that Clitoris in the cunt.

Bots would probably explode.

dangerous
6th August 2022, 17:06
Do do you get brownie points if you say nice things about the various millionaires? That way you can occasionally say Clitoris.
As in: I shot that Clitoris in the cunt.

Bots would probably explode.

best thing you could do to any of em... life be so much easier...

F5 Dave
6th August 2022, 17:38
Dude. Don't turn this dark.

Kickaha
6th August 2022, 18:33
I got a 7 day ban for the comment "Would you like a saucer of milk you pussy" then I got 30 days for "Kill them all and burn the bodies" in response to the question of what to do with the covid infected, then another 30 days for answering the question of what advice you would give your 18 year old self in four words and I said "kill yourself now"

Fucken Zuckerburg's a cunt

R650R
6th August 2022, 19:26
Sometimes jokes write themselves... the Russians were about to put a USA sportswomen who hates her own national anthem into the gulag for 9 years. Maybe they thought the best punishment would actually be to return her to the country she hates.
Anyhow Biden managed to negotiate a swap deal and give back the Russians (who they are in a war by proxy with) an international arms dealer.....
Maybe they thought the laughter will disarm the Russians.....

https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-rewarded-with-9-years-of-not-hearing-the-us-national-anthem

F5 Dave
6th August 2022, 20:12
It a whole nother world of pussyness. How did it get popular? Glad I've never wasted my time on it. Just seemed life an information ego scam.

Drew
7th August 2022, 20:45
Sometimes jokes write themselves... the Russians were about to put a USA sportswomen who hates her own national anthem into the gulag for 9 years. Maybe they thought the best punishment would actually be to return her to the country she hates.
Anyhow Biden managed to negotiate a swap deal and give back the Russians (who they are in a war by proxy with) an international arms dealer.....
Maybe they thought the laughter will disarm the Russians.....

https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-rewarded-with-9-years-of-not-hearing-the-us-national-anthem

Just...WOW.
The woman didn't stand for the national anthem, as a sign of solidarity with those whome she is representing.
She must hate her country and everyone in it.
Listen cunt. You're a moron!

pete376403
7th August 2022, 21:21
https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-rewarded-with-9-years-of-not-hearing-the-us-national-anthem

Babylon Bee - Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox. _thats their own site description

https://us14.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=6753249476fcd9d02359150a6&id=62f636e998

Autech
8th August 2022, 10:42
Just...WOW.
The woman didn't stand for the national anthem, as a sign of solidarity with those whome she is representing.
She must hate her country and everyone in it.
Listen cunt. You're a moron!Their national anthem is shit anyways. Almost as bad as ours... Almost...

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R650R
8th August 2022, 19:07
Babylon Bee - Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox. _thats their own site description

https://us14.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=6753249476fcd9d02359150a6&id=62f636e998

Yes but with a twist. Its satire that could almost be real news in our crazy world. They also have a sister site called not the bee, which is real news but stuff that you think is too crazy to be real. But with the inmates running the asylum.

R650R
8th August 2022, 19:18
Just...WOW.
The woman didn't stand for the national anthem, as a sign of solidarity with those whome she is representing.
She must hate her country and everyone in it.
Listen cunt. You're a moron!

She is representing.... American sporting success... although you could break it down into multiple identity categories but where does that end.
Not standing for your own national anthem is disrespect for;
the soldiers who died for your freedoms
the taxpayers who paid for your education and healthcare
everyone who came before you and created this free world.

It would be the same as going to Anzac Day and being a nuisance for whatever political issue.
Its a selfish way to push politics

Dont worry though its a passing fad. Soon well have full blown communism and the ones like this who like to criticise the state for personal grievances will be in for a rude awakening....
These social justice warriors have no idea what they are helping to create....

husaberg
8th August 2022, 19:37
She is representing.... American sporting success... although you could break it down into multiple identity categories but where does that end.
Not standing for your own national anthem is disrespect for;
the soldiers who died for your freedoms
the taxpayers who paid for your education and healthcare
everyone who came before you and created this free world.

It would be the same as going to Anzac Day and being a nuisance for whatever political issue.
It’s a selfish way to push politics

Don’t worry though it’s a passing fad. Soon we’ll have full blown communism and the ones like this who like to criticise the state for personal grievances will be in for a rude awakening....
These social justice warriors have no idea what they are helping to create....

You are pushing an untruth she doesn't go onto the court for her national anthem.

“I personally don't think it belongs in sports. ... Black people didn't have rights at that point,” Griner said of the creation of the Star-Spangled Banner. “It's hard disrespecting a song that didn't even represent all Americans when it was first made.”
Francis Scott Key wrote the lyrics to Star-Spangled Banner in 1814, decades before the Civl War and emancipation of American slaves. It was designated the U.S. national anthem in 1931 amid the throes of the Jim Crow era.



or she doesnt repect the military or her country her father fought in Vietnam

“I don't mean that in any disrespect to our country,” Griner continued. “My dad was in Vietnam and a law officer for 30 years. I wanted to be a cop before basketball. I do have pride for my country.”

she has represented her country at two Olympics.
Note you give Russia a free pass not unusaul for your ilk.
but that doesn't fit your trolling aye.



https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-rewarded-with-9-years-of-not-hearing-the-us-national-anthem
PS hilarious you never knew your link to babylon bee was satire .....
some people insinuate that you're thick, that removes all doubt.

neels
12th August 2022, 21:39
So comm games have finished, so no watching lawn bowls with a couple of beers, and string quartet renditions of popular music songs.

Actually, the music seemed to stop after the first couple of rounds of the bowls, but they won some medals so will let it slide.

who let that 650R fuckwit into this thread, it's derailed enough as it is

Kickaha
14th August 2022, 09:52
Facebook, what a pack of cunts, I just told Craig Shirriffs he needed a punch in the dick and I get banned, I've been banned for asking someone "if they needed a saucer of warm milk you pussy" fucking bullshit when you cant even take the piss out of your mates

R650R
14th August 2022, 16:07
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/who-plans-to-rename-monkeypox-over-stigmatisation

Apparently the name Monkeypox could be racist or derogatory according to some critics so WHO is renaming it, you really have to laugh or youd cry.
According to Asociated Press 98% of cases outside of Africa are in men who have sex with other men. I really dont think the official name is the problem here.

dangerous
14th August 2022, 17:28
Facebook, what a pack of cunts, I just told Craig Shirriffs he needed a punch in the dick and I get banned, I've been banned for asking someone "if they needed a saucer of warm milk you pussy" fucking bullshit when you cant even take the piss out of your mates

If only we could fucking Ban ya form this joint...



https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/who-plans-to-rename-monkeypox-over-stigmatisation

Apparently the name Monkeypox could be racist or derogatory according to some critics so WHO is renaming it, you really have to laugh or you’d cry.
According to Associated Press 98% of cases outside of Africa are in men who have sex with other men. I really don’t think the official name is the problem here.

Link fails mate... of course monkeypox is racist... we all know asians look like monkeys and pox is derogatory to Queen mary 2 who died from smallpox... fuck me lets rename the ginger pricks cos we are round eyed honky soulless fat fuks... I just wanna be known as the worlds superior pedigree breed of homosapien to ever live... anything less and Ill be offended like every other PC dickless poof is...

F5 Dave
14th August 2022, 18:27
Geez this farcebook thing sounds Ghey .

I went to the Woodville GP as was passing through ohh about 4 years ago. Morleys missus recognised me, I was sitting 4 M apart from Morley and hadn't clicked. He was looking good, hope he still is. Would like to see Kris again, he was a good kun. Craig is not a bad guy and always says hi.

dangerous
9th September 2022, 19:04
ya know... it's hard being a grumpy old bastard, I don't expect much right... put a good hard days work in, have some pride in ya work and get paid...

wee cunts these days... do a shit job and or fuck all dont give a rats arse nor a care in the world, and still get paid... fuck I struggle in my trade now no trust... im looked at like a low life piece a shit because that's what's expected from a tradie aye...
Handed over a 2 mill retirement villa today... the client would not take my word that all redemials where completed... I take great pride in a good job but fuck Im sick of covering everyone else's arse, a young tradie fucked a $50 piece a trim today... too fucking LAZY to check that it fitted, and knowing it wouldn't screwed it on all the same me yelling "don't you fucking dear" and he did... then laughed and told me not to talk like that to him... lazy fucking cunts with no pride doing a shit job... and that's acceptable these days FUCK you PC brigade... look what you've done... breed homo transverse no genda brain dead wee fucks.

Grumph
9th September 2022, 20:00
I call bullshit on that introduction. You and I are obviously finding it dead easy to be grumpy old bastards. You do seem to be getting better at it.

Carry on.

Berries
9th September 2022, 22:47
Handed over a 2 mill retirement villa today... the client would not take my word that all redemials where completed.
I am going to have a wild guess and say the client did not know what the fuck you were talking about. How many redemials had they ordered?

And where?

dangerous
10th September 2022, 17:06
I am going to have a wild guess and say the client did not know what the fuck you were talking about. How many redemials had they ordered?
And where?

bout 20 per unit (was 12 standard and one super home) finger prints damage wrong hardware etc... all sorted, I say ill do it I farking do it... :facepalm:

I call bullshit on that introduction. You and I are obviously finding it dead easy to be grumpy old bastards. You do seem to be getting better at it.

Carry on.

got a wee way to go ta catch you... shit I bet ack in the day you abused the crap out of the likes of me... with my roudie electronic boombox acid washed jeans and big hair... :eek:

pete376403
13th September 2022, 19:24
Its not even Friday but I wish I could rant like this guy: https://borismihailovic.com/begone-you-smirking-pig-scrote/