Friday Night Rants?

[unstuck]

Fucking awesome week here you pack of whinging fucks. Central has been a good play ground once again, and we had shitloads of rain last night, which is going to make my 4x4 trip a goodie today. Life is good. :Punk::Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

Fucking awesome week here you pack of whinging fucks. Central has been a good play ground once again, and we had shitloads of rain last night, which is going to make my 4x4 trip a goodie today. Life is good. :Punk::Punk::Punk:

I've been quiet on here 'cos I was in China. (Full of Chinese people and bugger all honkies - stood out a bit).

They all ride 'lectric scooter like they want to end their own life a.s.a.p. But rarely crash.


Awesome couple of weeks, them 360kph trains and that big-arsed wall thing are cool.

[unstuck]

I've been quiet on here 'cos I was in China. (Full of Chinese people and bugger all honkies - stood out a bit).

They all ride 'lectric scooter like they want to end their own life a.s.a.p. But rarely crash.


Awesome couple of weeks, them 360kph trains and that big-arsed wall thing are cool.

Could a trip like that, by someone in your profession, be classed as "proceeds of crime"? :whistle:

[Robbo]

Could a trip like that, by someone in your profession, be classed as "proceeds of crime"? :whistle:

Here's a pic of SD taken while in China.

He's showing them how we do our road patrols back home.:lol:

[Kornholio]

Could a trip like that, by someone in your profession, be classed as "proceeds of crime"? :whistle:

May be classed as business if he brought something back in in his lower intestine....

[scumdog]

May be classed as business if he brought something back in in his lower intestine....
Awright you lot, it was my sons wedding I was off to.

And them Chinese fellers are a tad more technologically advanced than I expected - and bloody hospitable and generous with their waipiro too!

(Kinda had hoped my boy would have married some sheila from Kaitangata, much more convenient and SO much cheaper!:lol:)

[unstuck]

(Kinda had hoped my boy would have married some sheila from Kaitangata, much more convenient and SO much cheaper!:lol:)

What, and have grandkids with seven fingers and three toes that eat coal for breakfast.:eek:

[Berries]

And then burn the house down.

[husaberg]

Well its Friday

Sadly I have nothing to rant about.

[Scuba_Steve]

Well its Friday

Sadly I have nothing to rant about.

I do... it seems the more 42 Below water I drink the less vodka I have... It's a fucking conspiracy I tells ya

Also no donuts, maybee I needs to become a coppa fella just for the donuts

[98tls]

I do... it seems the more 42 Below water I drink the less vodka I have... It's a fucking conspiracy I tells ya

Also no donuts, maybee I needs to become a coppa fella just for the donuts

Dont mention water..ran outta the stuff today and had to feed 600 calves just to kill em 1/2 an hour later.:brick:Ridiculous

[husaberg]

I do... it seems the more 42 Below water I drink the less vodka I have... It's a fucking conspiracy I tells ya

Also no donuts, maybee I needs to become a coppa fella just for the donuts

I would start by growing a moustache.

[scumdog]

I do... it seems the more 42 Below water I drink the less vodka I have... It's a fucking conspiracy I tells ya

Also no donuts, maybee I needs to become a coppa fella just for the donuts

Bundy OP & coke at Chez Scumdog tonight - but no donuts:woohoo:

Had a gutsfull of inept members of society this week - some may say they're my 'employers' but I beg to differ!:yes:

[scumdog]

I would start by growing a moustache.

A frikkin' GOOD one too!

[JATZ]

Bundy OP & coke:

Same at casa Jatz.... cheers :drinkup:

Rant: N.Z. Customs.... GST, fair call, I'll pay that.
Import transaction fee, GST on import transaction fee, Biosecurity levy, GST on levy, 2.5.% transaction fee...:brick:

At least I know the package is in the country :banana:

[dangerous]

Well its Friday

Sadly I have nothing to rant about.

ME NEITHER... BEEN IN THE SHED ALL NIGHT WITH kbER jEN... GEar box on her guzzi out and new paw springs fitted, and a few beers sunk... beer, spanners, guzzi and 80's music :headbang::headbang::headbang:

[husaberg]

ME NEITHER... BEEN IN THE SHED ALL NIGHT WITH kbER jEN... GEar box on her guzzi out and new paw springs fitted, and a few beers sunk... beer, spanners, guzzi and 80's music :headbang::headbang::headbang:

That's some fucked up shit dangerous, what happened to BJ's and a quick feel up..... some of that stuff doesn't even sound like sex acts at all.

[ellipsis]

..... some of that stuff doesn't even sound like sex acts at all.

...well the '80s music bit does...they must have all been getting fucked in the ear or arse to have composed and sung all that shit...

[dangerous]

...well the '80s music bit does...they must have all been getting fucked in the ear or arse to have composed and sung all that shit...

you fucking unsifistacated old cunt... WTF would you know anyway, bet ya a bloody ginger nut freckel faced poof to, judging by ya bike colection ya a decade behind me... shit man I miss ya :motu:


That's some fucked up shit dangerous, what happened to BJ's and a quick feel up..... some of that stuff doesn't even sound like sex acts at all.

over rated... does nothing but get ya in the shit, however the thought did cross my mind, but alas I got 20 bucks not a BJ

[husaberg]

over rated... does nothing but get ya in the shit, however the thought did cross my mind, but alas I got 20 bucks not a BJ

in the shit........ that's a positional choice..............:msn-wink:
for her sake get the BJ first then......:eek5:

[scumdog]

Is no cunt here anymore?

I've quaffed a shit-load of duty-free Bundaberg Overproof and not a nats nuts when it comes to rants - is KB dead or something?

Now I'm back to The Firbidden Kingdom' on TV2.

Bastards!

[husaberg]

Is no cunt here anymore?

I've quaffed a shit-load of duty-free Bundaberg Overproof and not a nats nuts when it comes to rants - is KB dead or something?

Now I'm back to The Firbidden Kingdom' on TV2.

Bastards!

Sorry I can't help, you see the office demented possum is I guess on the final warning after the last stakeholder's young child desverves to have cancer cause its Karma performance
in front of a client and the stupid muffstruck has been redeployed for the last 10 days or so.
So nothing to report here.

[scumdog]

Sorry I can't help, you see the office demented possum is I guess on the final warning after the last stakeholder's young child desverves to have cancer cause its Karma performance
in front of a client and the stupid muffstruck has been redeployed for the last 10 days or so.
So nothing to report here.

OK, makes sense to me - I'll let you off....

[Scuba_Steve]

Is no cunt here anymore?

I've quaffed a shit-load of duty-free Bundaberg Overproof and not a nats nuts when it comes to rants - is KB dead or something?

Now I'm back to The Firbidden Kingdom' on TV2.

Bastards!

Daylight savings it's fucking with everyone

[Drew]

I'm enjoying the knowledge that I'm off to work in WA shortly, making stupid money two weeks on and two weeks home.

So anything that should piss me off, I just smile at and move on.

[Akzle]

I'm enjoying the knowledge that I'm off to work in WA shortly, making stupid money two weeks on and two weeks home.

So anything that should piss me off, I just smile at and move on.

ahh, fifty buck an hour and 3pm knockoff. Paid hangover days, no QC. What could possibly go wrong

[dangerous]

Is no cunt here anymore?
missus been giving belly dance lessons fri night and im not alowd to watch... so head to the nabours to compair home brews



I'm enjoying the knowledge that I'm off to work in WA shortly, making stupid money two weeks on and two weeks home.

So anything that should piss me off, I just smile at and move on.

what ya doing big balls?
kinda sounds like being a pot smoking painter in chch

[husaberg]

missus been giving belly dance lessons fri night and im not alowd to watch...

I think that's "code" for hooking up with other ladies.;)

[Drew]

what ya doing big balls?
kinda sounds like being a pot smoking painter in chchWorking for Mikey. Does anyone remember Mikey these days? This place just isn't the same without him!

[haydes55]

I'll have a rant!

[haydes55]

Accidentally pressing send instead of full stop because you're a dumb cunt :facepalm:

I'm going to have a rant about that god fullah upstairs..... Fucking made it hail on me while riding up to Auckland......

Tbh though I stayed dry and it was actually fun....

Worst rant ever.....

Yes I'm just bored.

[dangerous]

Working for Mikey. Does anyone remember Mikey these days? This place just isn't the same without him!yeah we do... right cock on line LOL, what ya doing tho, mines, driving?

[Berries]

missus been giving belly dance lessons fri night and im not alowd to watch.
I've been watching and to tell you the truth you're not missing owt.

[Drew]

yeah we do... right cock on line LOL, what ya doing tho, mines, driving?

He was awesome online, and best man at my wedding.

Working mine sites, pulling cables.

[Kickaha]

Working mine sites, pulling cables.

In WA mining is apparently having a bit of a downturn

[caspernz]

I'm going to have a rant about that god fullah upstairs..... Fucking made it hail on me while riding up to Auckland......

Tbh though I stayed dry and it was actually fun....

Mmmm, I did Wellington to Auckland on Friday and copped more rain hail and wind than I've seen in a while...and no I didn't stay dry.

Still, stayed warm enough...and Busa on wet roads is fun any day of the week...:innocent:

I wonder how many yellow Busas in Auckland now?

[Drew]

In WA mining is apparently having a bit of a downturn

It is on the big ones, we're north of those and should be good for a while.

[Kickaha]

It is on the big ones, we're north of those and should be good for a while.

Little Bro drives this old shitter over there
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[dangerous]

Little Bro drives this old shitter over there
same, horrid old trucks mine was a 86 16L 2 stroke GM, super charged and 2 turbos... poured the smoke out if ya fucked the gears up, awesome



He was awesome online, and best man at my wedding.

Working mine sites, pulling cables.

that will be interesting, what bout the family?

[oldrider]

Had a gutsfull of inept members of society this week - some may say they're my 'employers' but I beg to differ!:yes:

Think they come under the heading of "raw material" in your business! :yes:

[Drew]

that will be interesting, what bout the family?Two week shifts, flown back and forward. Disgusting money, be a mug to turn it down without having won lotto.

[Swoop]

Had a gutsfull of inept members of society this week - some may say they're my 'employers' but I beg to differ!:yes:

Police senior management getting on your case again Scummy?
:msn-wink:

[dangerous]

Police senior management getting on your case again Scummy?
:msn-wink:
r/e/a/d...

[scumdog]

It's Fri-fuckin'-day night you cheese-dick losers, start flamin' ranting or else.:mad:







Or else don't rant!:lol:

[98tls]

It's Fri-fuckin'-day night you cheese-dick losers, start flamin' ranting or else.:mad:







Or else don't rant!:lol:

Went past your place on the TL today T but couldnt remember xactly where the fuck you resided,stopped up the hill had a fag and tried to work it out but :bash:couldnt so carried on home.

[scumdog]

Went past your place on the TL today T but couldnt remember xactly where the fuck you resided,stopped up the hill had a fag and tried to work it out but :bash:couldnt so carried on home.

Welcome back wanker!!:lol:


But my place? - on the way north it's last place on your left WITH A FOOT PATH ON FRONT OF IT.

Had the Stars'n'Stripes flying on the flag-pole.

[98tls]

Welcome back wanker!!:lol:


But my place? - on the way north it's last place on your left WITH A FOOT PATH ON FRONT OF IT.

Sounds like the fucking Bronx.......anyway must have stopped further down,been awhile since i was there,if you had been home i thought you must have been able to hear the TL its somewhat loud.

[scumdog]

Sounds like the fucking Bronx.......anyway must have stopped further down,been awhile since i was there,if you had been home i thought you must have been able to hear the TL its somewhat loud.


I was beating back a wall of crime...


But woulda been great to have caught up Mike, next time maybe?

[Kickaha]

Went past your place on the TL today T but couldnt remember xactly where the fuck you resided,
Follow the smell of donuts, I used to just stop at the Police station and he'd make me a cup of tea

[Crapple]

My boss is a wanker (I won't go into detail) needless to say he is already off my Christmas card list :P

He has pissed me off to the point where I would love to buy a penis cake tin, fill it with cake mix, cook the bloody thing till it's hard, wrap it up in a box with a ribbon and get it couriered to him just before Christmas.
The anonymous note will read: enjoy eating a large, hard cock you tosser!!!

Or I could just stick a smelly cheese in his office somewhere he won't find it and leave it over the Christmas break. Bloody asshole!!

[scumdog]

My boss is a wanker (I won't go into detail) needless to say he is already off my Christmas card list :P

He has pissed me off to the point where I would love to buy a penis cake tin, fill it with cake mix, cook the bloody thing till it's hard, wrap it up in a box with a ribbon and get it couriered to him just before Christmas.
The anonymous note will read: enjoy eating a large, hard cock you tosser!!!

Or I could just stick a smelly cheese in his office somewhere he won't find it and leave it over the Christmas break. Bloody asshole!!

Nice rant, top effort!:woohoo:

[Crapple]

Or he could just shove the whole thing up his asshole but that might be a pleasurable experience for him.

[husaberg]

Or he could just shove the whole thing up his asshole but that might be a pleasurable experience for him.

why wont you go into detail Crapple ?

Its not enough just to say he's a Wanker, We need, nay we demand details.;)

[Crapple]

why wont you go into detail Crapple ?

Its not enough just to say he's a Wanker, We need, nay we demand details.;)

It's a very long depressing story. No one wants to hear about 6 months worth of shit.

[husaberg]

It's a very long depressing story. No one wants to hear about 6 months worth of shit.

Are you kidding? of course we do........... that's the whole idea of the internet .........
Rant away it is your duty

[scumdog]

It's a very long depressing story. No one wants to hear about 6 months worth of shit.

Go on, try us!:niceone:

[mossy1200]

It's a very long depressing story. No one wants to hear about 6 months worth of shit.

Constipation?

[husaberg]

Its important to vent otherwise if you just store it all up the only release you will have is to join the police and go bash innocent hippies with your truncheon and steal their weed:innocent:

[Crapple]

Was working many hours a day sometimes 5am to 7pm, was and being set up to fail. Had to do things at least twice because apparently everything I did was wrong. Went to doctor, health wasn't so good. I had told the boss things weren't working he said try harder. Prick!!! Took a couple of moths off to get better boss wasn't happy when I returned to work.

[mossy1200]

I take pills now.
Im only half the prick I used to be.

[Crapple]

Constipation?

Situational constipation- where you strain to change things but nothing happens and shit starts to build up.

[Paul in NZ]

You know - life sucks some days... but it has its moments...

Fridays are always tense as theres ways something undone but Fridays there is always at least one grand baby at 0ur place that wants poppa to read hairy maclary or the wheels of the bus... and that makes Friday real and worth it....

Tonight after the little's are gone Vicki came with me for a fang through the park on the mountain bikes... Shes kinda slow really 'cos shes still suffering from her near death thing but shit - I love having her with me so its cool... We only need the lights for half the ride but she still gets all tangled in the cords and I love her for it... Half way round a big cock pheasants in my light and we sit and watch the randy sod strut his stuff for us until he flys off into the sunset and I wish I had my camera but hey we saw him and its enough... Vickster pops a short cut while I pump the longer track with the fast slope and catch her on the home run, 4 pheasants between us lol should rig a holster for the shottie... Shes wrecked by the time we head for home so I'm riding circles and doing stupid shit until we hit the village and its into the social club for a cheeky afogato, some blues and the last haul for home....

Forget your rants and worries... Family and two wheels - who lives better than this? Fridays? I love em...

Oh - red wines involed.. sigh involved... hic

[Berries]

Was working many hours a day sometimes 5am to 7pm, was and being set up to fail. Had to do things at least twice because apparently everything I did was wrong. Went to doctor, health wasn't so good. I had told the boss things weren't working he said try harder. Prick!!! Took a couple of moths off to get better boss wasn't happy when I returned to work.
No offence, but the boss is probably right by the sound of things - I'd sack you and eat the cake.

Unless you absolutely love it 5am to 7pm means you are in the wrong job, and you are best off out of it. No wonder your health suffered. You'd really need to be after the coin to do that for any length of time.

And leave the fucking moths alone.

[unstuck]

Still got nothing to rant about, except the fact that Repco are still bending me over and fucking me, but now they seem to have taken away the comfort of a decent lube, and are going in dry. The thieving pieces of shit they are.
We desperately need another auto parts retailer in Gore. Apart from that, life is fucking awesome, and by about 8.30 I will be somewhere in the Eyer mountains, grinning like a lunatic and covered in mud.:Punk::Punk:

[Crapple]

No offence, but the boss is probably right by the sound of things - I'd sack you and eat the cake.

Unless you absolutely love it 5am to 7pm means you are in the wrong job, and you are best off out of it. No wonder your health suffered. You'd really need to be after the coin to do that for any length of time.

And leave the fucking moths alone.

Yeah it certainly seems that way from what I wrote, the full story would actually take half a bloody page so decided to keep it short :) the place has had 5 staff leave at the end of last year, 1 person up and quit last month, one got a warning for something they didn't even do and staff are in tears a lot of the time. They are constantly hassled eg. taking time off to spend 2 days with son in hospital (serious condition) and getting a grilling on returning to work. In what world does work come before family?

[Berries]

In what world does work come before family?
Not in my world anymore, but before I had family I would happily do 12 hour night shifts six or seven days a week for the money. You're in Auckland, there must be dozens of jobs around if you wanted to change?

Hand your notice in. They will either fix things or let you go. That's a win/win.

[Drew]

My rant.

I'm giving up contracting here to go work for stupid money in western Australia. I'll be flown back and forth by the company and it's all good.

So I tell the outfit I contract to that I won't be able to complete all the extra shit they want me to do on the job I've been working on. First he seems understanding, then he tries to tell me I've over claimed so I have to do it. Then he tries guilt. Now he's forwarding me emails from the client bitching about the job getting behind.

I replied to his offer of an extra couple hundy to do it. Saying that if he wasn't offering me $135,000 to cancel my flights, "get fucked".

Queer cunt, I look forward to the abuse from his offsider who is a proper scone doer.

[Crapple]

Not in my world anymore, but before I had family I would happily do 12 hour night shifts six or seven days a week for the money. You're in Auckland, there must be dozens of jobs around if you wanted to change?

Hand your notice in. They will either fix things or let you go. That's a win/win.

Yeah looking for something else, not working those hours on a salary it worked out to be less than minimum wage :/ Happiness is more important than money anyway :)

[haydes55]

While on the process of ranting about work....

My manager has told me if I reach my goals, he will get me a go pro and about $600 bonus this month..... Problem is he makes this promise almost every single month.... And every single month the goal gets higher. 3 years ago, if our entire team earned an additional $10,000 revenue we would all get cd players in the vans (another story but wtf, a 2011 van with a tape player!).

We have improved a lot over time and now my personal goal is $10,000 revenue, with 30 referrals, 30 electrical quotes and updating 20 existing customers details by going to their houses and seeing if they are home.....

My pb is $5000 in a month with no referrals or quotes etc. I'll never reach their goals, if I get near, they will just bump them higher. I've never once gotten to my target. Never once gotten the bonus.....

The office ladies and people on the phones who book appointments get a bonus if they book enough appointments.... Their goals are so easy they make bonus 9/10 times.

Pisses me off that some of the people in the office earn more than me, when all they have to do is ring people and file shit. Such a simple job, they are easily replaceable. And I make over $2000 for the company every single day I work.

[Woodman]

While on the process of ranting about work....

My manager has told me if I reach my goals, he will get me a go pro and about $600 bonus this month..... Problem is he makes this promise almost every single month.... And every single month the goal gets higher. 3 years ago, if our entire team earned an additional $10,000 revenue we would all get cd players in the vans (another story but wtf, a 2011 van with a tape player!).

We have improved a lot over time and now my personal goal is $10,000 revenue, with 30 referrals, 30 electrical quotes and updating 20 existing customers details by going to their houses and seeing if they are home.....

My pb is $5000 in a month with no referrals or quotes etc. I'll never reach their goals, if I get near, they will just bump them higher. I've never once gotten to my target. Never once gotten the bonus.....

The office ladies and people on the phones who book appointments get a bonus if they book enough appointments.... Their goals are so easy they make bonus 9/10 times.

Pisses me off that some of the people in the office earn more than me, when all they have to do is ring people and file shit. Such a simple job, they are easily replaceable. And I make over $2000 for the company every single day I work.

Sounds pretty normal to me

[ellipsis]

...I think I may have said this before but it needs to be repeated...my boss is a prick...he treats his one and only staff member like a moronic slave, he even made him work on a saturday...today saturday, not some other saturday...the guys a wanker...

...the bosses wife told him he was a wanker too...she's cooking me tea, right now...:msn-wink:

[mashman]

Still got nothing to rant about, except the fact that Repco are still bending me over and fucking me, but now they seem to have taken away the comfort of a decent lube, and are going in dry. The thieving pieces of shit they are.
We desperately need another auto parts retailer in Gore. Apart from that, life is fucking awesome, and by about 8.30 I will be somewhere in the Eyer mountains, grinning like a lunatic and covered in mud.:Punk::Punk:

Maybe they just need a new owner ;)

[dangerous]

...I think I may have said this before but it needs to be repeated...my boss is a prick...he treats his one and only staff member like a moronic slave, he even made him work on a saturday...today saturday, not some other saturday...the guys a wanker...

...the bosses wife told him he was a wanker too...she's cooking me tea, right now...:msn-wink:

I know that prick, right arse he is, cant ride either...


NOW why the hell do you lot moan bout ya work, dont like it move on...

[unstuck]

Maybe they just need a new owner ;)

Or a petrol bomb through the door. :devil2:

[ellipsis]

... cant ride either...

...and next saturday he will yet again prove that...:eek:

[Drew]

...I think I may have said this before but it needs to be repeated...my boss is a prick...he treats his one and only staff member like a moronic slave, he even made him work on a saturday...today saturday, not some other saturday...the guys a wanker...

...the bosses wife told him he was a wanker too...she's cooking me tea, right now...:msn-wink:
Just tell him fuck. That's what I'm telling myself.

Back to wages for me. Ten years as my own boss, and contrary to the norm my first year was the only good one.

36 years old, and I'm off to learn a completely new trade and earn good money while I'm at it.

[husaberg]

Just tell him fuck. That's what I'm telling myself.

Back to wages for me. Ten years as my own boss, and contrary to the norm my first year was the only good one.

36 years old, and I'm off to learn a completely new trade and earn good money while I'm at it.

Listen Cunt......


Just an observation........:laugh:

[dangerous]

36 years old
36... shit man cant even remember back that far


...and next saturday he will yet again prove that...:eek:looking forward to it, you doing the BOB aswell?


Go on, try us!:niceone:ok... today we had some new family members join the household... was thinking we'd call em scum and dog :Police: 303286

[mashman]

Or a petrol bomb through the door. :devil2:

lol... yeah but then you'd have to order parts in and make the customers wait a wee while longer.

[unstuck]

lol... yeah but then you'd have to order parts in and make the customers wait a wee while longer.

Bastards wanted $63 for a balance belt, got one from supercheap in Invercargill for $28 + $4 courier, overnight. Fuckem.:Punk::Punk:

[husaberg]

Bastards wanted $63 for a balance belt, got one from supercheap in Invercargill for $28 + $4 courier, overnight. Fuckem.:Punk::Punk:

Mitsi?.............

[Big Dog]

Was working many hours a day sometimes 5am to 7pm, was and being set up to fail. Had to do things at least twice because apparently everything I did was wrong. Went to doctor, health wasn't so good. I had told the boss things weren't working he said try harder. Prick!!! Took a couple of moths off to get better boss wasn't happy when I returned to work.

So you're in IT?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Woodman]

Bastards wanted $63 for a balance belt, got one from supercheap in Invercargill for $28 + $4 courier, overnight. Fuckem.:Punk::Punk:

Do the belts have the same warranty? Pretty sure SC ones are 30'000km whereas Gates are OEM (100'000km plus).

[mashman]

Bastards wanted $63 for a balance belt, got one from supercheap in Invercargill for $28 + $4 courier, overnight. Fuckem.:Punk::Punk:

Ooooo those capitalists, they really get my goat too, grrrrr, a, grrrrrrr, a, grrrrr, a, gr... open up a supercheap lol.

[Crapple]

So you're in IT?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Nah, that would be be a disaster, don't know much about computers.

[ellipsis]

looking forward to it, you doing the BOB aswell?




...dunno about that bit...it's been two years, I could get lost or dizzy...

[unstuck]

Mitsi?.............

Yep, 4D56T. :clap:

[Akzle]

Yep, 4D56T. :clap:

ill have it

[husaberg]

Yep, 4D56T. :clap:

Just out of interest how long are they, I was thinking of using one for a project.

[unstuck]

Just out of interest how long are they, I was thinking of using one for a project.

Roughly 550mm. And no akzel, you aint having it. Know where there is another with broken rockers though which will be mine for parts.:Punk::Punk:

[Woodman]

Yep, 4D56T. :clap:

You know you can run 4d56ts without the balance belt. Done it quite a few times, and they don't need mods like the petrol versions. All you gotta do is remove the belt. Run fine.

[unstuck]

You know you can run 4d56ts without the balance belt. Done it quite a few times, and they don't need mods like the petrol versions. All you gotta do is remove the belt. Run fine.

Has been running without it, but finding the vibration a little annoying. Plus it gives a dodgy oil pressure reading without it.:innocent:

[JATZ]

Bastards wanted $63 for a balance belt, got one from supercheap in Invercargill for $28 + $4 courier, overnight. Fuckem.:Punk::Punk:

You got one of their appco cards? I've got one with JATZ on it :D from the NADS. If that doesn't work for me I usually talk to the manager, give him some cheek or a clip round the ear

[dangerous]

ok... today we had some new family members join the household... was thinking we'd call em scum and dog :Police: well I thought it was fucking funny ;)

[scumdog]

well I thought it was fucking funny ;)

I thought you're a fucking wanker!:bleh:

So. when do I get a 'cut' of the action?

(bacon please)

[dangerous]

I though you're a fucking wanker!:bleh:

So. when do I get a 'cut' of the action?

(bacon please)

LOL... in 3 months they are 6 weeks now so in time for Xmas ham stakes all round

[husaberg]

ok... today we had some new family members join the household... was thinking we'd call em scum and dog :Police:

I was thinking kosher and halal.......

[Kornholio]

I was thinking kosher and halal.......

What the hell?... I'm thinking ham on the bone!!

[husaberg]

What the hell?... I'm thinking ham on the bone!!

For names of the swine

[Big Dog]

An ex told me she had pet pigs named things like Rashers, bangers, bacon and chops.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

When I was a kid my father had pigs named things like James ( captain cooker ), Christmas and dig ( because rooter would not go down well at a tourist attraction, and he did was root and dig).


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Woodman]

We had a flat* goat called Roger. Ergo Roger the goat.


*flat as in place to live, not flat as in skinny, mind you some goats are skinny, but then batterys can be flat but are quite square really. Battery hens can be skinny or flat or fat?????? Anyway the goat was called Roger.

[dangerous]

:brick::brick::brick: guys guys guys... the punch line was the 'pigs' wer caled scum and dog... you know cos scum the dog is a pig....OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHhhh... dont worry :beer::apumpin::p:D:drinknsin:Police:

[husaberg]

An ex told me she had pet pigs named things like Rashers, bangers, bacon and chops.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

........banger?;)

[puddytat]

Im fuckin sick of the 7 milk tankers, umpteen logging trucks, legions of stock & fertiliser trucks, millions of fucking 4wd 's that are up & down our valley (all of it gravel), filling the valley with their dust trails so that everything is coated in dust including all our paddocks that are smothered....add to that windscreen damage from cunts not slowing down, trucks travelling to fast that you have to get the the fuck outta the way 'cause they aint gonna stop in time on our mostly one lane road....nothing like heading to or from work & at some point seeing some redneck fucker going too fast round blind corners & then sliding when they see you & hit the picks.
Certainly woke me up this morning coming up to a dodgy corner I see a logging truck appear, see's me, slides & the weight of his trailer loaded on the truck pulls him into the water table.
I didn't bother to stop.....:finger:

[Akzle]

motherfuckers what drive behind you at about 50m and think thats far enough to have their high beams on and shit.

[dangerous]

Im fuckin sick of the 7 milk tankers, umpteen logging trucks, legions of stock & fertiliser trucks, millions of fucking 4wd 's that are up & down our valley (all of it gravel), filling the valley with their dust trails so that everything is coated in dust including all our paddocks that are smothered....add to that windscreen damage from cunts not slowing down, trucks travelling to fast that you have to get the the fuck outta the way 'cause they aint gonna stop in time on our mostly one lane road....nothing like heading to or from work & at some point seeing some redneck fucker going too fast round blind corners & then sliding when they see you & hit the picks.
Certainly woke me up this morning coming up to a dodgy corner I see a logging truck appear, see's me, slides & the weight of his trailer loaded on the truck pulls him into the water table.
I didn't bother to stop.....:finger:

whats ya address mate... I feel like a fast drive down a shingle rd, a few times ;)

[Big Dog]

........banger?;)

Pork sausages. Bangers.
But I see where you went with that. Not my pig, told it tasted good.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Swoop]

r/e/a/d...
Instructions:

#1: Look upwards.
#2: Listen for "whooshing" sound, very high up.
#3: Try and spot the contrail it left.

[husaberg]

Pork sausages. Bangers.
But I see where you went with that. Not my pig, told it tasted good.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Looked like beef yet smelt of Tuna but tasted more like chicken ........

[husaberg]

whats ya address mate... I feel like a fast drive down a shingle rd, a few times ;)

He lives in Murch good excuse for a fang over the Shenandoah's if you ask me.

[dangerous]

Instructions:

#1: Look upwards.
#2: Listen for "whooshing" sound, very high up.
#3: Try and spot the contrail it left.

HUH... what the goverment wartching us from 30000ft spraying dumbing down potions on us?


Looked like beef yet smelt of Tuna but tasted more like chicken ........
OHHHhhhh... shit man, what kinda heffas do you hang out with

[husaberg]

HUH... what the goverment wartching us from 30000ft spraying dumbing down potions on us?


OHHHhhhh... shit man, what kinda heffas do you hang out with

I share an office with a demented psychopathic possum who roots around...........

[scumdog]

Another Friday looming kiddies....:D

[ellipsis]

Another Friday looming kiddies....:D


...every day is either a friday or a fukn monday... what you talkin 'bout Willis...

[dangerous]

hey willis...
whats with the pricks that park up at the pumps and fuck off inside the servo to do their grocery shopping leaving a line of cars waiting for petrol:motu:

The thing that gets me is they allways look back at the waiting line with a ohhh smerk on their face and keep walking... 10mins later out they come:brick:

[ellipsis]

hey willis...
whats with the pricks that park up at the pumps and fuck off inside the servo to do their grocery shopping leaving a line of cars waiting for petrol:motu:

The thing that gets me is they allways look back at the waiting line with a ohhh smerk on their face and keep walking... 10mins later out they come:brick:

...I'm sure there is a team of the arseholes...they all drive a small silver jappy four door , don't they...about as bad as the contractor or boatie that just squeezes into the forecourt before you and then unloads three or four 20 liter drums or a 209 liter drum and gives you that...'sorry', type of smirk...

[Scuba_Steve]

It's Friday but fuck it... I'm tired, over today, need to go home, still WAY too many hours to go :mad:

[unstuck]

Whoop whoop, moan on suckers. Life is awesome.:devil2::bleh::bleh::bleh:

[dangerous]

Whoop whoop, moan on suckers. Life is awesome.:devil2::bleh::bleh::bleh:

you hanging out of the nabours cow again... goreien? ;)

[unstuck]

you hanging out of the nabours cow again... goreien? ;)

Nah, aint seen her truck arrive home yet, must be still working.:bleh:

[MIXONE]

Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...

[husaberg]

Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...

Dude But shes your wife............;)

[scumdog]

Whoop whoop, moan on suckers. Life is awesome.:devil2::bleh::bleh::bleh:

Only if you're dead....;)

[scumdog]

Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...
Drinking duty free Bundy OP myself right now!:2thumbsup

[unstuck]

Only if you're dead....;)

Attitude scummy, attitude. You gotta have the right attitude. :2thumbsup

[AllanB]

CASUAL FRIDAY CLOTHING

Bit of a topical subject at work lately. Good sized company with lots of staff - female forms ranging from models to the morbidly obese ....... something for everyone really.

The issue is - one size does not fit all. If you are a size 18 why the F would you squeeze yourself into a micro mini or skin tight boob tube. Following one such attired young lady up the stairs inevitably reveals the extent of her personal grooming. And those minis ride their way up those ample thighs!

Now don't get me wrong I'm not against the fuller figure - preferable to a stick figure, but dress accordingly. You can be a larger sexy gal without exposing half a meter of funbags up top and half your butt cheeks down low. Work it gal - don't throw it out there.

And girls – I agree, it’s not all women – that pudgy dude at work in the pulled up tight trousers exposing a good dose of moose-knuckle between his legs trying to chat you up at Friday night drinks is just as bad .

Something will be said soon.


AND


How come the gals can rock up in blood singlets on casual Friday? I'd get sent home and told to change into a shirt or polo. Apparently that tight white wife-beater is called a 'tank-top' if sold in a womens shop. We had a good laught at that one today - the girls told me to wear a singlet next week. I won't - it would start a shit load of trouble!

[98tls]

What a day to have off:Punk:fucking perfect,did some shit round the house then a wee ride over to Ranfurly,great to be using the old S again.Currently working on getting shitfaced...with some success.

[dangerous]

If you are a size 18 why the F would you squeeze yourself into a micro mini or skin tight boob tube. Following one such attired young lady up the stairs inevitably reveals the extent of her personal grooming. And those minis ride their way up those ample thighs!
AHHH HA... why the F would she, to turn you on, come on man dont fight it them spider legs ya seen creaping out her panties had your attention, dont be ashamed hairy fat chicks need loving to man, she wanted you attention and she got it :woohoo:

[Ocean1]

Wife has arrived home from Oz with duty free so a rant is definitely in the offing...

Me too.

But in my case it was more eastern foreign climes.

And I managed a small consignment of tools myself. So I guess I can't really complain too much.


Well, y'know, not without a special effort.

[98tls]

AHHH HA... why the F would she, to turn you on, come on man dont fight it them spider legs ya seen creaping out her panties had your attention, dont be ashamed hairy fat chicks need loving to man, she wanted you attention and she got it :woohoo:

Never had a problem with fat chicks there why god invented Tequila,mescal used to slim em down some or at least allow you to think there was two skinnys in the sack with you.Just used to make sure i woke early and fucked off then deny everything.

[Scuba_Steve]

Drinking duty free Bundy OP myself right now!:2thumbsup

So you approve of the Bundy? always been meaning to try it, someday I actually will... Guess I'm just not much of a rum drinker, my shelves are stocked with 42Below & Zumwohl (& a bottle of Stil for those who taint their drinks with mixers)

[scumdog]

What a day to have off:Punk:fucking perfect,did some shit round the house then a wee ride over to Ranfurly,great to be using the old S again.Currently working on getting shitfaced...with some success.


Likewise.

Did shit around the house, washed and prepped the F100 for next weekends big show in Dunedin and now having an OP Bundaberg rum!

[scumdog]

So you approve of the Bundy? always been meaning to try it, someday I actually will... Guess I'm just not much of a rum drinker, my shelves are stocked with 42Below & Zumwohl (& a bottle of Stil for those who taint their drinks with mixers)

Oh yes, that Bundy OP is the shizz!:drinkup:

[MIXONE]

Oh yes, that Bundy OP is the shizz!:drinkup:

The wife brought back white bundy and tequila because we have a night of Long Island Iced Teas coming up.:2thumbsup
Meantime the duty free JDs went down a treat.(Lucky the guy she was travelling with doesn't drink so she used his df allocation as well).

[Laava]

Oh yes, that Bundy OP is shizz!:drinkup:

Fixed that for you! I am feeling nauseous just thinking of the smell of it!

[dangerous]

Fixed that for you! I am feeling nauseous just thinking of the smell of it!

Same... and he calls himself a Scott

[ellipsis]

Fixed that for you! I am feeling nauseous just thinking of the smell of it!

...fuck yeah...I reckon it would be great for cleaning grease and shit off your swingarm...

[unstuck]

Im gonna have an early rant........Was supposed to be on the coast all this week, playing in the mud before the races on sunday, but shit hit the fan on the weekend and now I have to wait around to talk to the popo. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[JATZ]

Im gonna have an early rant........Was supposed to be on the coast all this week, playing in the mud before the races on sunday, but shit hit the fan on the weekend and now I have to wait around to talk to the popo. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

:spanking: .....

[Akzle]

Im gonna have an early rant........Was supposed to be on the coast all this week, playing in the mud before the races on sunday, but shit hit the fan on the weekend and now I have to wait around to talk to the popo. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

dont talk to the cunts, that just encourages them.
'with protest and under duress :, gtfo'

[dangerous]

dont talk to the cunts, that just encourages them.
'with protest and under duress :, gtfo'

for all yopu know.. his missis may have been raped, or his house busted up... think a little curtacy and resepct would go a long way aye :facepalm:

[unstuck]

for all yopu know.. his missis may have been raped, or his house busted up... think a little curtacy and resepct would go a long way aye :facepalm:

Nah, just a couple of tough cunts turning up with baseball bats wanting to play baseball with my head, didn't work out the way they had hoped though.:msn-wink:

[dangerous]

well ya shouldnt have stole their sheep and put it on the block aye man... shit Gore huh :bleh:

[unstuck]

well ya shouldnt have stole their sheep and put it on the block aye man... shit Gore huh :bleh:

:killingme:killingme:clap: They left an old mk3 zephyr motor here a couple of years ago and never came back for it or paid for the work I had done on it, so a month ago I took it to the scrap man with some other stuff, and they turned up on saturday to collect it. When I told them what I had done with it, they played up a bit so escorted them off the property but they came back with bats. Dumbasses.:Punk::Punk:

[husaberg]

well ya shouldnt have stole their sheep and put it on the block aye man... shit Gore huh :bleh:

Even in Gore country folk rarely get the wound up over sheep, I put money on it being wiminfolk related:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

Even in Gore country folk rarely get the wound up over sheep, I put money on it being wiminfolk related:rolleyes:

Go back and READ the last post. Bloody coasters, all inbred or something? :bleh:

[husaberg]

Go back and READ the last post. Bloody coasters, all inbred or something? :bleh:

And Feral don't forget the feral.........everyone forgets the feral

[Drew]

Aren't you still on bail/bond? Is this gonna turn into a right old clusterfuck for ya?

[Akzle]

for all yopu know.. his missis may have been raped, or his house busted up... think a little curtacy and resepct would go a long way aye :facepalm:

ha. Like theres any evidence of police being useful in either of those situations?!
Fool.

[unstuck]

Aren't you still on bail/bond? Is this gonna turn into a right old clusterfuck for ya?

Nah, that all ended months ago. For once it is not me in the shit.:banana::banana::banana:

[buggerit]

What are they waiting for, extraction of the baseball bats?:crazy::lol:

[Drew]

Midnight flight outta Perth...


Fuck my life.

[unstuck]

What are they waiting for, extraction of the baseball bats?:crazy::lol:

For the first time in my life I handled the situation without excessive violence. But I am still not convinced that it was the right thing to do, because I still want to go and fuck them up. Maybe when I get back from Greymouth.:whistle:

[unstuck]

Midnight flight outta Perth...


Fuck my life.

For a minute there I read " fuck my wife" , and Im such a good cunt I was gonna ask for directions.:2thumbsup

[Drew]

For a minute there I read " fuck my wife" , and Im such a good cunt I was gonna ask for directions.:2thumbsup

There's a very fucken strict policy on returns!

[husaberg]

There's a very fucken strict policy on returns!

Penalties for early withdraws:lol:

[pritch]

Situational constipation- where you strain to change things but nothing happens and shit starts to build up.

That can lead to industrial dysentry where the job gives you the shits. Messy!

[Stirts]

That can lead to industrial dysentry where the job gives you the shits. Messy!

My workplace is going to give me the shits soon!!!

The older lady I share a Porta-com with suffers from fart incontinence. I have this very real fear that it is going to get so bad that one day I will be hit in the back of my head by faecal debris launched out her anus!!

[unstuck]

Rant on fuckers, Im off to Greymouth.:finger:

[ellipsis]

...hope it goes as well as it normally does...I'll be home in the garden...I dont mind putting up with a southerly and rain over here if it means you all get the good weather...

[dangerous]

My workplace is going to give me the shits soon!!!

The older lady I share a Porta-com with suffers from fart incontinence. I have this very real fear that it is going to get so bad that one day I will be hit in the back of my head by faecal debris launched out her anus!!

fart back... I know you can:mellow:

[Stirts]

fart back... I know you can:mellow:

HAHAAAA fark I don't want to kill her!

[schrodingers cat]

Here's a bit of a rant.

Fucking Christmas.

I pop into Farmers for pillowcases or some other manly shit and what do I see but Christmas shit.
Plastic fucking trees and sparkly bullshit do-dads and just horseshit crap.

ITS FUCKING OCTOBER!

Its no-where near fucking Dec 25th. And on the tele that fucknob Hosking with his poofer hair (buy a comb and stop dying it you cock-gobbler) and Pippa - Hmmmmmmm Pippa, had a stupid Xmas elf hat on saying "Nearly Xmas ho ho ho"

Now if Pippa was attending to my chimney and all that sort of sexist twaddle I'd STFU and wish a merry happy but FFS OCTOBER.

I'm old enough to remember that is was a bad fucking joke to roll out the Xmas horseshit on 1st Nov.
Next thing the poxy Easter bunny will be riding reindeer and peddling gouly guy fawkesy Xmas cake valentine eggs.

I call bullshit

Pathetic fucking Xmas trees and covering your state house in ropes and ropes of gay lights and crap. Take that neighbours! I saw that shit on American TV

A proper kiwi would vault the fence and hack down a defenseless pine tree, festoon it with empty beer cans and light up the neighborhood with a big fuck-off bonfire. Come on down Fire Department Fellas!
Shit, let off some acetylene bombs and get the armed offenders round - make a right old night of it.
And if the sprout-eaters next door complain, chuck an old tyre on the fire and make sure the fuckers get the message.

October.

Bullshit

Fuck off

[Scuba_Steve]

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying :mad:

[schrodingers cat]

Steve. Bro.

9 words and a smiley

Must try harder.

Barely rates as a self obsessed fleeting thought. Well short of a rant that's for sure. No wonder the OP is racked with despair.

Please elaborate sugar puff

[Akzle]

A proper kiwi would vault the fence and hack down a defenseless pine tree, festoon it with empty beer cans and light up the neighborhood with a big fuck-off bonfire. Come on down Fire Department Fellas!
Shit, let off some acetylene bombs and get the armed offenders round - make a right old night of it.
And if the sprout-eaters next door complain, chuck an old tyre on the fire and make sure the fuckers get the message.
well, yeah, but that's just a thursday, i don't see why you'd wait for this christmush shit...

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying :mad:
haha. fuck jobs.

[Scuba_Steve]

Sorry... hows this

Who are these so called PROFESSIONALS looking for? Are they looking for perfection? It sure seems that way. There is NO excuse for this careless and callous act these people are putting forth. If you have a bachelors degree they want a masters. If you have a masters they want a PH.D. Heck if you had EVERYTHING they wanted they would still come up with some other lame criteria in which you would absolutely have to have in order to get a job. What's next? Blood samples? Do we need to have a blue and green eye?

YOU PROFESSIONALS OUT THERE: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? WHY IS OUR BEST NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHY DO YOU NOT LET YOUR CANDIDATES KNOW (AFTER AN IN PERSON INTERVIEW) WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE THE JOB?

I would love to know what kind of supreme being you are looking for.

[Scuba_Steve]

haha. fuck jobs.

Yes I probably wouldn't even mind one of those

[mossy1200]

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying :mad:

If I win lotto you can have mine.
Ill pm you in 24hrs if its available.

[mashman]

Sorry... hows this

Who are these so called PROFESSIONALS looking for? Are they looking for perfection? It sure seems that way. There is NO excuse for this careless and callous act these people are putting forth. If you have a bachelors degree they want a masters. If you have a masters they want a PH.D. Heck if you had EVERYTHING they wanted they would still come up with some other lame criteria in which you would absolutely have to have in order to get a job. What's next? Blood samples? Do we need to have a blue and green eye?

YOU PROFESSIONALS OUT THERE: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? WHY IS OUR BEST NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHY DO YOU NOT LET YOUR CANDIDATES KNOW (AFTER AN IN PERSON INTERVIEW) WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE THE JOB?

I would love to know what kind of supreme being you are looking for.

This isn't your interview technique is it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsL2Zp7xOwY

They want to know if you believe that you are capable of the job... even if they don't know what the job is either.

[Scuba_Steve]

If I win lotto you can have mine.
Ill pm you in 24hrs if its available.

Sweet good luck with the lotto then ...unless the jobs not a good one, then I only offer half luck :bleh:



This isn't your interview technique is it?


Shit! They recorded that!!! :eek5:

... I mean no, no that wasn't me :sweatdrop

[husaberg]

My workplace is going to give me the shits soon!!!

The older lady I share a Porta-com with suffers from fart incontinence. I have this very real fear that it is going to get so bad that one day I will be hit in the back of my head by faecal debris launched out her anus!!

You need to become more immune to the symptoms Shorty, I suggest a strong course of Gordie induced Dutch oven immersion therapy:bleh:

[mashman]

Shit! They recorded that!!! :eek5:

... I mean no, no that wasn't me :sweatdrop

lol, cannot spread again etc... Bon Chance with the job hunt.

[Berries]

Today it is the 29th. You could say it is the 29th of October, the 29th day of October, or perhaps it is October the 29th. So why the fuck do people on TV say it is October 29. It fucking isn't.

Is this an only in New Zealand thing?

[awayatc]

No , was october 29 on whole planet.....

[ellipsis]

No , was october 29 on whole planet.....


...just not at the same time everywhere...

[Akzle]

...just not at the same time everywhere...

and i had a leap year. so it was octember 29.

[mashman]

Today it is the 29th. You could say it is the 29th of October, the 29th day of October, or perhaps it is October the 29th. So why the fuck do people on TV say it is October 29. It fucking isn't.

Is this an only in New Zealand thing?

Welcome to murca.

[husaberg]

Demented Possum update.............
Well she's still demented............
So nothing new to report here.......other than she is smartphoneless now at work.......

[ellipsis]

Demented Possum update.............
Well she's still demented............
So nothing new to report here.......other than she is smartphoneless now at work.......


...thanks for that...I'll file that immediately in the, 'really fucking important' folder...

[husaberg]

...thanks for that...I'll file that immediately in the, 'really fucking important' folder...

I am sorry maybe I are becoming harder to piss off or something........ maybe I should dye my hair red?

[dangerous]

....... maybe I should dye my hair red?
1st, you will need hair
2nd, you can not and never will be of supreme race
3rd, there is no 3rdly

[husaberg]

1st, you will need hair
2nd, you can not and never will be of supreme race
3rd, there is no 3rdly

I have hair its just not ginga...........

[Grumph]

Demented Possum update.............
Well she's still demented............
So nothing new to report here.......other than she is smartphoneless now at work.......

Got to be more to it than that....Has she had her phone seized by her married lover's wife looking for pics of his naughty bits ? Have you seized it for the same reason ? Has the lover seized it just in case ? Is she such a blonde that she's lost it ? Has whaleoil hacked it ?
Is it currently jammed into an orifice ? try ringing it when either her or the lover is around....
C'mon you know we want all the goss.

[husaberg]

Got to be more to it than that....Has she had her phone seized by her married lover's wife looking for pics of his naughty bits ? Have you seized it for the same reason ? Has the lover seized it just in case ? Is she such a blonde that she's lost it ? Has whaleoil hacked it ?
Is it currently jammed into an orifice ? try ringing it when either her or the lover is around....
C'mon you know we want all the goss.

My guesses are
Well the husband maybe has taken it off her?
or conversely she has been told to stop spending most of her working day on it when she is being paid to work.
I think it is the later because she is no longer turning up 15-20 minutes late each day.

[scumdog]

I am sorry maybe I are becoming harder to piss off or something........ maybe I should dye my hair red?

You have hair?:eek5:

And no, pubes don't count....

[scumdog]

1st, you will need hair
2nd, you can not and never will be of supreme race
3rd, there is no 3rdly


'Must spread rep'!:niceone:

[husaberg]

You have hair?:eek5:

And no, pubes don't count....

Of corse I do but the scrot is super smooth baby.......... like satin......:bleh:

[swtfa]

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying :mad:

Oh I know the feeling... unfortunately I'm not even getting as far as an interview. It's a case of thank you, but no thank you.
Hmm I must be missing something important off my cv...

[awayatc]

Not the man with which to fuck


Now that is a thought provoking signature......

One cant help but wonder why one would use such an uncomplimentary
declaration ...............?
Especially since such a statement surely can only be made by a "person" with sufficient carnal knowledge to have an expert opinion in regards to someone's sexual inadequacies........

Why would one proudly qoute such embarrassing revelations and use as signature.....?

:no::confused::laugh:

[oldrider]

Oh I know the feeling... unfortunately I'm not even getting as far as an interview. It's a case of thank you, but no thank you.
Hmm I must be missing something important off my cv...

You have to create a point of difference!

One that matches "their" objectives, study the company and find out as much as you can about them!

Then fashion your CV around where they want you to take them ... think about that.

Ask lots of questions so that they know that you have done your homework about them and their business at any level specially the level applied for.

Nobody said it would be easy but you have to make a change to change your results from you have been getting! ... Best of luck.

[Scuba_Steve]

Oh I know the feeling... unfortunately I'm not even getting as far as an interview. It's a case of thank you, but no thank you.
Hmm I must be missing something important off my cv...

Let me guess "Regrettably, this e-mail is to inform you that other applicants’ skills and experience more closely align with our requirements and we won’t be progressing your application."

Yep had a few of them... the generic "yea, you're not on the shortlist" email everyone seems to use nowadays

[Big Dog]

Last time I was looking I got told make a few outlandish claims to get noticed. E.g. Looking for a job as a kitchen hand, your goal is to own your own restaraunt.

Also you are more likely to get an interview if the you are patently not up to snuff.
E.g. Applying for roles I had the skills and qualis for I never for a call back. Apply for a few that were well out of my league I got interviews for 5/6 offers on 3/5.
Go figure.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[swtfa]

Let me guess "Regrettably, this e-mail is to inform you that other applicants’ skills and experience more closely align with our requirements and we won’t be progressing your application."

Yep had a few of them... the generic "yea, you're not on the shortlist" email everyone seems to use nowadays

Yep - that's the one! hmm pfft

[98tls]

Attended an "animal welfare" course today at work to be informed that no longer will i be permitted to use a cattle prod for the purpose of moving a cow to meet its maker,the guy running the thing had no answer to the obvious question as to how the fuck i was going to move the thing:facepalm:Looking forward to conversations with stubborn cows.

[unstuck]

Cant decide wether to go 4x4ing or dirtbiking this weekend. Fuck life sux.:mad::mad:

[Akzle]

Yep - that's the one! hmm pfft

i used to think there was no excuse for being unemployed,


then i found a few good ones.

Youre in rape-ya-napi-er, fucksake. Grow pot or learn to drive a tractor.

[mossy1200]

Cant decide wether to go 4x4ing or dirtbiking this weekend. Fuck life sux.:mad::mad:

Theres 2 days in a weekend. Get a grip.

[Akzle]

Cant decide wether to go 4x4ing or dirtbiking this weekend. Fuck life sux.:mad::mad:

Weekend? Whats that. Every day is a day.
im torn between shooting fish and climbing some schweet schweet rock...

[Drew]

Fucken sidecar performed great on the weekend been...whilst the front and drive wheel brake callipers both tried to chew their way to freedom through their mounting brackets.

I swear Al's neighbours could be forgiven for thinking we shaped the chassis from a solid lump of billet, with the amount of time the grinders are running.

[unstuck]

Weekend? Whats that. Every day is a day.
im torn between shooting fish and climbing some schweet schweet rock...

That rock at Diana falls would be on sweet rock to climb, especially now it has all the pretty chainlink attached to it.:devil2:
And cement is cheaper to catch fish with than bullets.:whistle:

[unstuck]

Theres 2 days in a weekend. Get a grip.

Fuck it your right, I will put the dirty on the 4x4 and make a night of it. Best of both worlds.:woohoo::woohoo:

[scumdog]

Cant decide wether to go 4x4ing or dirtbiking this weekend. Fuck life sux.:mad::mad:

I'll start off by giving the Marina a wash then take it from there...:D

[Scuba_Steve]

I'll start off by giving the Marina a wash then take it from there...:D

Next thing to do would be grab the camera, list that thing & get yourself something decent :msn-wink:

[mossy1200]

Did I get a KB ban or did the site poo itself?

[Drew]

Next thing to do would be grab the camera, list that thing & get yourself something decent :msn-wink:

Like a paragliding rig?

[mashman]

Fuckit... I've been waiting for 10 months to get archery lessons. Finally get the nod 2 weeks ago only to have it pulled again due to low numbers. Grrrrr, how the fuck am I gonna get any practice in.

Although on the positive side it does free me up for beer tomorrow afternoon.

[husaberg]

Fuckit... I've been waiting for 10 months to get archery lessons. Grrrrr, how the fuck am I gonna get any practice in.

.

Time William Tell

[mashman]

Time William Tell

That deserves a round of Appleause.

[husaberg]

That deserves a round of Appleause.

That a newton on me..........

[ellipsis]

...some people may comprehend the gravity of the last two posts...

[Big Dog]

Others will miss the target.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Akzle]

Fuckit... I've been waiting for 10 months to get archery lessons. Finally get the nod 2 weeks ago only to have it pulled again due to low numbers. Grrrrr, how the fuck am I gonna get any practice in.

Although on the positive side it does free me up for beer tomorrow afternoon.

go and shell out for a bow. Recurve if you want it long after zombies and much skills,
compound if you want to kill things soon and/or can make your own cams after the poccyclypse.
Recomend stabilisers and string silencers eitherway. Youre looking at ee grand n ee half.

Also, beer and bows arent mutually exclusive...

[Akzle]

That rock at Diana falls would be on sweet rock to climb, especially now it has all the pretty chainlink attached to it.:devil2:
And cement is cheaper to catch fish with than bullets.:whistle:

shoot them with an spear. Aspirings a bit far fer a wukkend. One day though.

[Akzle]

im not normally one to nock a pun thread, but this ones a fairly long bow to draw..

[awayatc]

Yeah, you hit it right on the head.

[unstuck]

A rrow of fucked up posts.:facepalm:

[Moi]

I'll start off by giving Marina a wash then take it from there...:D

Corrected typo...

[Moi]

Rode to work on Friday and when I went to get changed the bloody fly zip on my good trou failed... :shit: not even safety pins would do...

So spent the day wearing textile bike pants and boots - my good shoes would have looked bloody stupid with the pants!

But that wasn't the worst part - met a year level dean in the corridor - she'd looked a little surprised at my "casual" appearance, so explained.

She then proceeded to walk the remaining length of the corridor laughing! :killingme:

I'm scarred for life!:crazy:

[mashman]

Alas it's all in vane and I feel shafted... and to compound my misery it's a beautiful day.

[oldrider]

That deserves a round of Appleause.

I know a guy thats got the clap ... maybe he can spare you some! :clap:

[scumdog]

Next thing to do would be grab the camera, list that thing & get yourself something decent :msn-wink:


You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????:blink::gob:

[mstriumph]

That's total bullshit(don't get me wrong he is still a fucktard) is just you have become more or less immune to his fucktardness...........

he MAY be a fucktard, but he's OUR fucktard ...:msn-wink:

[Kickaha]

You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????:blink::gob:

Everything is better than a Marina Ute

[husaberg]

he MAY be a fucktard, but he's OUR fucktard ...:msn-wink:

Can't remember who I was talking about (but I guess its was Askisaxel) So assuming it is... Well I still stand by whatever it was then... regardless ours?... I always assumed he was spewed up by a gang of gypsy apes.....:whistle:

[mashman]

Can't remember who I was talking about (but I guess its was Askisaxel) So assuming it is... Well I still stand by whatever it was then... regardless ours?... I always assumed he was spewed up by a gang of gypsy apes.....:whistle:

If it was Akzle... he looks real pretty shaven.

[Scuba_Steve]

You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????:blink::gob:

Everything is better than a Marina Ute

^ Wot he said with the possible exception of the Robin Reliant

[Moi]

You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????:blink::gob:

Yes...

http://plasm.com/sarah/2cvtruck/897-9765_IMG.jpeg

[husaberg]

If it was Akzle... he looks real pretty shaven.

rather you than me

[Akzle]

the word zero.
It has the letter 'o' in it.
O, is a letter. Zero is a number.
Phone numbers do not have letters in.
Worse is when they say things like 'oh eight hundred, for hookers, thats oh eight hundred three six seven four....'

zero fuckers. Zero is the number before one.

[scumdog]

^ Wot he said with the possible exception of the Robin Reliant

Jealous bastards!:bleh:

[dangerous]

You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????:blink::gob:
yeah.. the guy above oldrider talks of, he may have the clap but he dont have a marina ute



...some people may comprehend the gravity of the last two posts...

fuck you ex pres... who pulled your chain


Attended an "animal welfare" course today at work to be informed that no longer will i be permitted to use a cattle prod for the purpose of moving a cow to meet its maker,the guy running the thing had no answer to the obvious question as to how the fuck i was going to move the thing:facepalm:Looking forward to conversations with stubborn cows.
HEY, ginga's have feelings to ya know, next ya gona have to give us a cuddle ya know



I'll start off by giving the Marina a wash then take it from there...:D
yeah... you could do with one ya self

[scumdog]

yeah.. the guy above oldrider talks of, he may have the clap but he dont have a marina ute




fuck you ex pres... who pulled your chain


HEY, ginga's have feelings to ya know, next ya gona have to give us a cuddle ya know



yeah... you could do with one ya self

Who pulled YOUR chain ya dribbly-cock balding ginga with no BLMC product? Jeeze, some people.....

[oldrider]

Who pulled YOUR chain ya dribbly-cock balding ginga with no BLMC product? Jeeze, some people.....

The world is full of love and kisses tonight! :lol:

[mashman]

yeah.. the guy above oldrider talks of, he may have the clap but he dont have a marina ute

Odd combination.

[ellipsis]

... who pulled your chain

...the neighbour just pulled it, and rather hard... at about 7.05 this morning, Sunday lie in day and shit...the cunt fired up his mower about five meters from our bedroom window...he is now hiding down the back of his section, contemplating the thought of his head and mower hanging out of his arse...first rant in a long while...

[oldrider]

...the neighbour just pulled it, and rather hard... at about 7.05 this morning, Sunday lie in day and shit...the cunt fired up his mower about five meters from our bedroom window...he is now hiding down the back of his section, contemplating the thought of his head and mower hanging out of his arse...first rant in a long while...

When is the TV crew from nieghbours from hell coming around then? .. :lol: Thinks, must book that program should be good viewing!

[dangerous]

...the neighbour just pulled it, and rather hard... at about 7.05 this morning, Sunday lie in day and shit...the cunt fired up his mower about five meters from our bedroom window...he is now hiding down the back of his section, contemplating the thought of his head and mower hanging out of his arse...first rant in a long while...
shit balls... just lost me a $50 bet that he wouldent do that :facepalm:

[unstuck]

I bent the handle bars on the Dr after a little off. Life is grand. Suckers.:2thumbsup

[Akzle]

I bent the handle bars on the Dr after a little off. Life is grand. Suckers.:2thumbsup

i thought you were going away for THE WEEKEND. poof. why you back before fuken tuesday?

[unstuck]

i thought you were going away for THE WEEKEND. poof. why you back before fuken tuesday?

So sorry to disappoint Akky, but I have another adventure to undertake tomorrow, one that I just couldn't refuse.:shifty:

[scumdog]

Arghh...:crazy:

I can't believe I have to share this planet with so many dingbats that don't beleive anything 'official' about the Twin Towers demise on 9/11 - yet can't come up with a single cohesive rational alternative explanation on what happened, just a whole lot of half arsed theories and conjecture....:tugger:

Time for a soothing bourbon...:2thumbsup

[ellipsis]

Arghh...:crazy:

I can't believe I have to share this planet with so many dingbats that don't beleive anything 'official' about the Twin Towers demise on 9/11 - yet can't come up with a single cohesive rational alternative explanation on what happened, just a whole lot of half arsed theories and conjecture....:tugger:

Time for a soothing bourbon...:2thumbsup


...fuck, is that it...must have been a quiet day...

[dangerous]

...fuck, is that it...must have been a quiet day...

well ... the thing is its friday down clutha way, thursday is looser day at the dole office, so any bisniss SD may usually have are still comered from last night

[husaberg]

Nothing to rant about here :niceone:

[scumdog]

...fuck, is that it...must have been a quiet day...

Compared to Beirut it was...;)

[dangerous]

My rant... well chch is well fucked, the gang population is now massive and growing, im thinking when all the work stops there will be such a high unemployment number that crime will sky rocket, it will not be a nice place, hell every 2nd car ya look into has some kinda retard with tats on their neck and a bald head... just you lot wait n see, chch will be the new gore

[mashman]

Archery's back on :banana:

[Drew]

I was forced to go thrash a mates E30 BMW race car around Manfeild today. Fuck I hate my life!