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98tls
18th March 2016, 21:03
Was there actually a time that you could?
Its not that he cant ride its what he chooses to ride that makes him slow,many years ago at our 1st meeting we set off from a rest area and to his credit he managed to get the front wheel on the Guzzi a few inches off the ground so made a point of tucking in behind him (thought he might as well get the ticket) expecting a decent pace but na.......:brick: up through the lakes as slow as a wet week.
Scuba_Steve
18th March 2016, 21:51
had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink :angry:
Berries
18th March 2016, 23:09
had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink :angry:
Glass half empty kind of guy eh?
What you actually had was a cocktail. Who needs olives and pickled onions when you have alcohol soaked nourishment?
scumdog
19th March 2016, 20:58
had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink :angry:
Fussy drinker huh?
jim.cox
19th March 2016, 21:04
I'd heard there are three types of bikers...
A: Oh there's a fly in my drink, ditch this one, have to get another
B: Oh there's a fly in my drink, never mind drink it any way
C: Oh there's a fly in my drink, yum extra protein
Scuba_Steve
19th March 2016, 21:27
Fussy drinker huh?
What can I say I'm from the Norf
dangerous
20th March 2016, 09:15
I'd heard there are three types of bikers...
A: Oh there's a fly in my drink, ditch this one, have to get another
B: Oh there's a fly in my drink, never mind drink it any way
C: Oh there's a fly in my drink, yum extra protein
A= cant ride for shit, bails of on 1st corner (harley davidson)
B= average rider, runs off rd manages to get back on (squid on rice rocket)
C= Knee down, lays darky on exit, leaves on one wheel (moto guzzi)
Its not that he cant ride its what he chooses to ride ......:brick: up through the lakes as slow as a wet week. still 1st to the pub tho...
RDJ
20th March 2016, 13:20
yeah like those pack a c@#ts wanking on about "if the cops had talked in maori" it would of been ok... the c#$t doing some kind a dance shit in the back ground, fucks that about... but hey at the end of the day the kid was black so its all ok for him to shoot 4 people (one in the head) its not his fault just like its not his fault they were there for drug related reasons... fuck the lot of them... anyway what the fuck would I know Im just some white c@#t, it was probably my fault
Yes indeed. Whenever people bleat about the Maori perspective on this and the Maori perspective on that and we need the Maori Liaison Officer because our Maori brother has just shot four people and we need Maori educational affirmative action and we need Maori special funding and we need Maori special electorates and we need a Maori special party and so it goes.... It's pretty clear to everybody but their clueless selves, that they are completely hundred percent racist.
Ocean1
20th March 2016, 15:53
Yes indeed. Whenever people bleat about the Maori perspective on this and the Maori perspective on that and we need the Maori Liaison Officer because our Maori brother has just shot four people and we need Maori educational affirmative action and we need Maori special funding and we need Maori special electorates and we need a Maori special party and so it goes.... It's pretty clear to everybody but their clueless selves, that they are completely hundred percent racist.
It becomes even clearer...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/78033002/oscar-kightley-special-treatment-for-maori-yeah-right
RDJ
20th March 2016, 16:41
So, Ocean. Why then are those of us neither Maori nor European, who were raised in poverty, and who were without access to even so-called token settlements and entitlements, not now over-represented in prisons and the other negative statistics Oscar bleats about like an Embodiment of Sheeply Stupidity that's never grazed on a Field of Reality?
Yeah, that was a rhetorical question, don't bother to answer - there are those just too deep into the grievance industry to see that there are choices poor people can make and raise their children to make, that mean generations don't have to be held helplessly hostage to 150-year-old agreements and what someone's ancestors did or didn't do to their ancestors.
puddytat
20th March 2016, 19:34
.......an Embodiment of Sheeply Stupidity that's never grazed on a Field of Reality?
.
I like that turn of phrase...:niceone:
scumdog
20th March 2016, 19:45
had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink :angry:
Fussy drinker huh?:innocent:
Scuba_Steve
20th March 2016, 20:00
Fussy drinker huh?:innocent:
You getting alzheimer's there old boy... You said that a page back
Fussy drinker huh?
What can I say I'm from the Norf
Don't worry tho, I got myself another & then a few more after that :drinkup:
scumdog
20th March 2016, 20:17
You getting alzheimer's there old boy... You said that a page back
Don't worry tho, I got myself another & then a few more after that :drinkup:
Nah, pluter has bin playin up and thought the 1st message hadn't got posted.:pinch:
Moi
20th March 2016, 21:59
Fussy drinker huh?:innocent:
I am a very fussy drinker...
I expect my drinks to contain alcohol... :innocent:
Berries
20th March 2016, 22:29
had a drink, fly stole my drink, got drunk & died in my drink; now I have no drink :angry:
Glass half empty kind of guy eh?
What you actually had was a cocktail. Who needs olives and pickled onions when you have alcohol soaked nourishment?
awa355
27th March 2016, 14:55
Easter Sunday, five slices of toast bread left and the bloody supermarkets are closed. :cry::cry: Someone could'a told me. I'm sure the last 63 years, they were open on Sunday.
It's a cruel world. :brick::brick:
russd7
27th March 2016, 18:49
Easter Sunday, five slices of toast bread left and the bloody supermarkets are closed. :cry::cry: Someone could'a told me. I'm sure the last 63 years, they were open on Sunday.
It's a cruel world. :brick::brick:
really hate that, the sixth piece is all it would have taken too
eldog
27th March 2016, 19:47
Easter Sunday, five slices of toast bread left and the bloody supermarkets are closed. :cry::cry: Someone could'a told me. I'm sure the last 63 years, they were open on Sunday.
It's a cruel world. :brick::brick:
Jump on the bike I am sure there a servo with bread, just around the corner iykwim:whistle:
'bout time you went for a ride.... I am getting withdrawal symptoms with no laxed out rides pics
maybe I should bring down a loaf on my next ride
Madness
27th March 2016, 23:05
Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.
awa355
27th March 2016, 23:58
Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.
Don't hold back, just say what's on your mind.
gsxr
28th March 2016, 00:04
Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.
Let it all out. Just dont stop there.
Or you could just blame it all on your father for not pulling out earlier .
Akzle
28th March 2016, 06:55
Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.
awwwww. Man hugs bro. Sucks about the dog.
(everything els is status quo)
Scuba_Steve
28th March 2016, 06:56
Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.
What, no "Thanks Obama <_<"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyh4CeQ3JNk
Maha
28th March 2016, 07:26
Or you could just blame it all on your father for not pulling out earlier .
His wife got that tattooed on her arm two years after they got married, then she bought a dog to compensate.
Madness
28th March 2016, 07:55
a dog
How is Mom, anyway?
Maha
28th March 2016, 08:18
How is Mom, anyway?
Much more alive than your dog....thanks for asking.
Madness
28th March 2016, 08:32
Much more alive than your dog....thanks for asking.
You're welcome. :niceone:
Moi
28th March 2016, 10:24
... Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep...
As Akzle said... that sucks... sorry to hear that...
dangerous
28th March 2016, 15:55
Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.shit man, never had one last that long, either shot, bad health or I had to move em on.. got a be hard after a full length life :grouphug:
Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. tell me more, sounds like shit Id like to fire up about...
Swivel
29th March 2016, 03:24
Hope you feel better after that
Swivel
29th March 2016, 03:26
shit man, never had one last that long, either shot, bad health or I had to move em on.. got a be hard after a full length life :grouphug:
tell me more, sounds like shit Id like to fire up about...
He's pissed off the Maori family aren't winning enough challenges maybe. I can't think why else, they're happy humble and always laughing no reason to hate.
unstuck
29th March 2016, 11:41
Fuck gore, and fuck repco. That is all.
Woodman
29th March 2016, 12:09
Fuck gore, and fuck repco. That is all.
What happened?
Grumph
29th March 2016, 12:16
What happened?
Fuck gore, and fuck repco. That is all.
I'd guess he's burned his boats in Gore and thanks to Repco he can't leave....
idb
29th March 2016, 14:56
The first gay man in NZ was born in Gore.
That's a fact.
It was on telly.
unstuck
29th March 2016, 16:28
What happened?
Wanting to leave and head north, but the ignition modual fried in my car, and repco are usless lady parts.:devil2:
Woodman
29th March 2016, 17:02
Wanting to leave and head north, but the ignition modual fried in my car, and repco are usless lady parts.:devil2:
That explains it perfectly then:niceone:
Laava
29th March 2016, 17:04
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave!
Big Dog
29th March 2016, 18:50
Wanting to leave and head north, but the ignition modual fried in my car, and repco are usless lady parts.:devil2:
So your car is afraid of moving north?
Did you try softly whispering promises you were not moving to Auckland?
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awa355
30th March 2016, 15:43
Wanting to leave and head north, but the ignition modual fried in my car, and repco are usless lady parts.:devil2:
Don't they stock distributor caps and High tension leads any more?
Aside from the piss taking, I hope you get it sorted and get shifted okay. :2thumbsup
neels
1st April 2016, 20:38
Friday night and the missus is away so what do I do with myself....
Fix the broken bits on the puddle jumper from where my daughter sconed a post 2 days after getting her restricted, then drink beer and post shit on the internet until the league starts.
Fuck I'm getting old.......
dangerous
1st April 2016, 21:15
Friday night and the missus is away so what do I do with myself....
Fix the broken bits on the puddle jumper from where my daughter sconed a post 2 days after getting her restricted, then drink beer and post shit on the internet until the league starts.
Fuck I'm getting old.......
same... but were son rode the XR into the pudle jumper... what ya think them missus are up to neels :drinkup:
neels
1st April 2016, 21:25
same... but were son rode the XR into the pudle jumper... what ya think them missus are up to neels :drinkup:
getting drunk and sending me cleavage pics
Madness
1st April 2016, 21:28
Friday night and the missus is away so what do I do with myself....
...drink beer and post shit on the internet until the league starts.
Fuck I'm getting old.......
That almost comes across as a bit of a whinge. Fucking crack on with it, lad!
neels
1st April 2016, 21:32
That almost comes across as a bit of a whinge. Fucking crack on with it, lad!
Gold coast against Brisbane, meh
Have more cleavage pics though, now it's a guessing game who they belong to....
getting drunk and sending me cleavage pics
It's only right to share.
Drew
2nd April 2016, 06:42
Gold coast against Brisbane, meh
Have more cleavage pics though, now it's a guessing game who they belong to....
We can help. Post them up.
OddDuck
2nd April 2016, 08:08
Fuck Easter. Fuck John Key and fuck bike rego prices. Fuck Wild Bean Cafe where apparently now you need four fucking shots before it even registers as coffee and that's just the medium cup. Fuck the stupid Maori family on the Our First House show on telly, fuckin hori cunts. Fuck cunts that pull out in front of others and FUCK YOU CUNTS SITTING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE DOING FUCKING 90. Fuck the cunt who either stole my Shihad CD or didn't point it out to me when I misplaced it. Fuck the absolute cunt who backed into Doris's car last month without fessing up (I know, right, what was I thinking?). Fuck real estate agents, fuck telemarketers, fuck Jehova's Witnesses, fuck Mormons, fuck Exclusive Bretheren, fuck Muslims, fuck the Irish, fuck McDonalds. Fuck my dog for getting so old I had to put him to sleep. Cunt.
Fantastic rant, sucks about the dog though :(
dangerous
2nd April 2016, 08:45
Gold coast against Brisbane, meh
Have more cleavage pics though, now it's a guessing game who they belong to....
I got em all right but one... including your missus LOL red bra and necklass... I didnt get the leapod skin red ribbon leather bra'd cleavage... did you?
2nd chance to night as we are all meeting at a bike rally.... cool 3d versions
scumdog
10th April 2016, 21:13
getting drunk and sending me cleavage pics
Pics?
Pfft, I saw the real thing once...not saying whose doris that I saw the cleavage of mind...:whistle::innocent:
And these Friday night rants are getting lame - sharpen up you twats, get ranting...:devil2:
Drew
10th April 2016, 21:16
And these Friday night rants are getting lame - sharpen up you twats, get ranting...:devil2:
My wife has just fucken left me, I FUCKING HATE MY CUNTING LIFE!
Madness
10th April 2016, 21:45
. :wavey:
Akzle
11th April 2016, 02:38
My wife has just fucken left me, I FUCKING HATE MY CUNTING LIFE!
women come and go. Or dont come, and go. Doesnt make much difference to me really.
Whats gunnae happen with the mini mairs?
Drew
11th April 2016, 06:46
women come and go. Or dont come, and go. Doesnt make much difference to me really.
Whats gunnae happen with the mini mairs?
MiniMairs aren't from her. Status quo there.
Akzle
11th April 2016, 07:53
MiniMairs aren't from her. Status quo there.
righto. Go fishing.
Drew
11th April 2016, 08:09
righto. Go fishing.
Lol. Work gets in the way of such things.
sidecar bob
11th April 2016, 11:20
My wife has just fucken left me, I FUCKING HATE MY CUNTING LIFE!
Shit deal bro.
Mine left once, giving me the opportunity to marry the woman of my dreams. :niceone:
Although I always had a lot of time for your Mrs.
awa355
11th April 2016, 13:35
I wish mine would stop using the sink drain as a waste disposal unit. :brick::brick:
Banditbandit
11th April 2016, 13:39
My wife has just fucken left me, I FUCKING HATE MY CUNTING LIFE!
So change it !!! Good chance now - you don't have to meet someone else's expectations ..
Banditbandit
11th April 2016, 13:39
I wish mine would stop using the sink drain as a waste disposal unit. :brick::brick:
Yeah .. mine too .. I have to clean out the fucking thing when she complains that it is blocked .. but she won't listen when I tell her WHY it is blocked ..
Jin
11th April 2016, 17:34
Some nosy prick telling me today i shouldnt be using my phone at the petrol station forecourt.
prick: you shouldnt use your phone when filling up
me: why what will it do
prick: probably nothing but can catch on fire
me: im not filling up
prick: i am though
me: *snort* whatever
Like i give a fuck if you catch on fire
dangerous
11th April 2016, 18:41
My wife has just fucken left me, I FUCKING HATE MY CUNTING LIFE!SHIT... fuck, damn it, ya lucky prick... whish mine would...
Some nosy prick telling me today i shouldnt be using my phone at the petrol station forecourt.
prick: you shouldnt use your phone when filling up
me: why what will it do
prick: probably nothing but can catch on fire
me: im not filling up
prick: i am though
me: *snort* whatever
Like i give a fuck if you catch on fire
dont lough to hard mate... I have seen the results of cell Vs petrol, ie people on cell while filling... NASTY
very rear and highly unlikely BUT, CAN HAPPEN...
that aside pull ya fucking head in, its not alowd Im sure ya not thick and cant read... its not allowd so dont be a arrogant retard :facepalm:
eldog
11th April 2016, 18:55
Yeah .. mine too .. I have to clean out the fucking thing when she complains that it is blocked .. but she won't listen when I tell her WHY it is blocked ..
I understand completely. Most people no matter what the problem, never like to face the fact that the 'problem' may have originated by their own actions. When you point it out they just keep talking louder and louder which is a good test to check acknowledgement. It is never their problem or caused by them.
Get a plumber in even if you can fix it, then give them the bill.
You may find You are doing the cooking and cleaning much more:confused:
Woodman
11th April 2016, 20:04
I wish mine would stop using the sink drain as a waste disposal unit. :brick::brick:
Install a waste disposal unit.
haydes55
11th April 2016, 22:38
Trade fucking me dot Co dot waste my fucking time and money.
Tried to sell a car on there recently?
I've offered to drive the car upwards of 30km for people to view it, any day, almost any time. Had 4 different people now ask to view, wanting me to go to them, or to meet somewhere in hamilton. All 4 times they never show and never talk again.
My shit box has been on trademe for near 3 weeks now. Had 40 people watching and hundreds of views. Yet not one single person has even so much as looked at the car in person.
Big Dog
11th April 2016, 22:47
Trade fucking me dot Co dot waste my fucking time and money.
Tried to sell a car on there recently?
I've offered to drive the car upwards of 30km for people to view it, any day, almost any time. Had 4 different people now ask to view, wanting me to go to them, or to meet somewhere in hamilton. All 4 times they never show and never talk again.
My shit box has been on trademe for near 3 weeks now. Had 40 people watching and hundreds of views. Yet not one single person has even so much as looked at the car in person.
Depending on what you need to get back, it can be less costly in the long run to give it away.
What are you selling?
How much are you asking?
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Jin
11th April 2016, 22:58
SHIT... fuck, damn it, ya lucky prick... whish mine would...
dont lough to hard mate... I have seen the results of cell Vs petrol, ie people on cell while filling... NASTY
very rear and highly unlikely BUT, CAN HAPPEN...
that aside pull ya fucking head in, its not alowd Im sure ya not thick and cant read... its not allowd so dont be a arrogant retard :facepalm:
He was 15 feet from me and i don't use my phone when filling up. Sorry but i don't take kindly to nosy pricks who feel is their duty to educate others on how to live their lives. I dgaf if you work in the aviation industry either.
Swivel
11th April 2016, 23:53
Thread: Friday Night Rants?
fuck troll your the pussy nigger. That pm was classic! Almost worth green. But no. Your the pussy nigger.
Swivel
11th April 2016, 23:55
Thread: Friday Night Rants?
fuck troll your the pussy nigger. That pm was classic! Almost worth green. But no. Your the pussy nigger.
Not only is Akzle a wanker and a classic keyboard warrior he's a racist too. More shit the little wank keeps posting me
Akzle
12th April 2016, 04:19
fuck troll your the pussy nigger.
you seem a bit confused. and retarded. That was the pm YOU sent ME.
:doh:
Akzle
12th April 2016, 04:44
Not only is Akzle a wanker and a classic keyboard warrior he's a racist too. More shit the little wank keeps posting me
"keeps posting you"??
Please, share with the class exactly how many REPS that i've "keepsed posting you"
:tugger:
feel free to also mention how many reps and PMs you've sent me
:laugh:
Swivel
12th April 2016, 05:12
you seem a bit confused. and retarded. That was the pm YOU sent ME.
:doh:
Check it again AKZHOLE. You can't even keep up with your hate mail you prick. Lying little wanker.
Swivel
12th April 2016, 05:20
"keeps posting you"??
Please, share with the class exactly how many REPS that i've "keepsed posting you"
:tugger:
feel free to also mention how many reps and PMs you've sent me
:laugh:
Bad rep me all you like tosser, it doesn't bother what you do you sick little prick. I bet you all this shit you do on this site gives you a hard on aye you sick little twerp.
Akzle
12th April 2016, 05:49
Check it again AKZHOLE. You can't even keep up with your hate mail you prick. Lying little wanker.
Bad rep me all you like tosser, it doesn't bother what you do you sick little prick. I bet you all this shit you do on this site gives you a hard on aye you sick little twerp.
quoted for posteriority.
Your such a winner.
dangerous
12th April 2016, 06:01
He was 15 feet from me and i don't use my phone when filling up. Sorry but i don't take kindly to nosy pricks who feel is their duty to educate others on how to live their lives. I dgaf if you work in the aviation industry either.
to be honest Jin... Im the same and would a proberly reacted the same, I was more refering to the likes of people that sit on there bike while filling and complain when told off... when right next to them is a sine saying DONT... duh, why complain
Akzle
12th April 2016, 06:02
Check it again AKZHOLE. You can't even keep up with your hate mail you prick. Lying little wanker.
not worked out internets yet eh?
<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=320945&stc=1&d=1460397508" width="800">
Bass
12th April 2016, 07:01
... duh, why complain
Because in this case, it can be everyone in the near vicinity involved, not just the one with the phone.
The most potent explosive device yet invented, short of a nuclear weapon is the fuel/air bomb. So the potential exists for a really big bang.
Is it likely? No, not at all, as you have already said. It is highly unlikely but it is not impossible and the owners of the premises request that you don't use your phone on the forecourt
Madness
12th April 2016, 07:48
Thread: Friday Night Rants?
fuck troll your the pussy nigger. That pm was classic! Almost worth green. But no. Your the pussy nigger.
*You're
:facepalm:
Banditbandit
12th April 2016, 09:15
Bad rep me all you like tosser, it doesn't bother what you do you sick little prick. I bet you all this shit you do on this site gives you a hard on aye you sick little twerp.
You're putting a lot of effort and energy into something that doesn't bother you ..
OddDuck
12th April 2016, 09:25
Some nosy prick telling me today i shouldnt be using my phone at the petrol station forecourt.
prick: you shouldnt use your phone when filling up
me: why what will it do
prick: probably nothing but can catch on fire
me: im not filling up
prick: i am though
me: *snort* whatever
Like i give a fuck if you catch on fire
Yeah, the reason for the ban is static electricity. The phone's not actually dangerous on its own. What can cause a fire is a mismatch between car upholstery (usually synthetic) and clothing. Wool over cotton clothes on synthetic car seat covers can really build up charge, I've got a few nasty shocks that way myself.
So: pull up, hop out, insert pump and latch handle down. Wait three min while fuel tank fills... hmm what to do? That's right, I'll check texts and messages. Driver's seat is right there so I'll hop back in again. Fabric rubs and builds up charge. Oh look, pump's done, go to pull the handle out - *spark*
Right at the interface between fumes and air.
It's rare (usually seen in the US, land of enormous gas tanks), but Mythbusters covered it a while ago and experimentally verified that while you need a few things to line up, low wind, warm air, etc etc, it can happen.
Jin
12th April 2016, 10:31
to be honest Jin... Im the same and would a proberly reacted the same, I was more refering to the likes of people that sit on there bike while filling and complain when told off... when right next to them is a sine saying DONT... duh, why complain
Yeah i get that. But even if i saw someone filling up and using their phone its on them. Im not some sjw who needs to go around telling people what not to do.
Another time i was filling up my car and my boy was holding the pump. The pump stopped and over the speaker a voice told my boy to step away and the filling would resume. When i went inside some clever little bitch explained to me the risk of petrol splashback and why kids arnt allowed near it.
First time i ever heard of this. But fine. If thats the rule okay. I just let it go and said nothing. But no this bitch had to continue and belabour the fucken point and explain the rules and risk and danger if petrol got in his eyes. So i unloaded on her. Not harshly but she got the point not to fucken lecture people on how to fill up when they had been doing it before they were even fucken born. Didnt feel sorry for her and zero fucks given. If theres some sort of rule fine politely explain there is and thats it. But dont push it.
Akzle
12th April 2016, 11:26
Yeah, the reason for the ban is static electricity. The phone's not actually dangerous on its own.
the theory is the internal circuitry can spark when making connections. providing the ignition.
bogan
12th April 2016, 11:44
Yeah, the reason for the ban is static electricity. The phone's not actually dangerous on its own. What can cause a fire is a mismatch between car upholstery (usually synthetic) and clothing. Wool over cotton clothes on synthetic car seat covers can really build up charge, I've got a few nasty shocks that way myself.
So: pull up, hop out, insert pump and latch handle down. Wait three min while fuel tank fills... hmm what to do? That's right, I'll check texts and messages. Driver's seat is right there so I'll hop back in again. Fabric rubs and builds up charge. Oh look, pump's done, go to pull the handle out - *spark*
Right at the interface between fumes and air.
It's rare (usually seen in the US, land of enormous gas tanks), but Mythbusters covered it a while ago and experimentally verified that while you need a few things to line up, low wind, warm air, etc etc, it can happen.
+1, it clearly has nothing to do with the phone's ability to generate sparks or emit RF itself.
Were it really an issue, they'd take the filling-latches off the pumps so you have to stay electrically connected...
Autech
12th April 2016, 12:08
+1, it clearly has nothing to do with the phone's ability to generate sparks or emit RF itself.
Were it really an issue, they'd take the filling-latches off the pumps so you have to stay electrically connected...
Also if you dropped the phone really hard there is a chance of a spark. Another reason not to is the forecourt is fucking busy, who wants to be the cunt run over because he was checking his facebook while going in to get a pie?
Re the static build up, it is more common for women apparently as they are in and out of the car like lunatics grabbing children, make up, wallet etc whilst filling. Us blokes are more like to stand there contemplating life's mysteries or the women filling up next to us's arse which is bent over nicely as she reaches in for her wallet.
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mashman
12th April 2016, 12:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gct1BmKNvU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw6-PhvcS3M
Big Dog
12th April 2016, 14:53
the theory is the internal circuitry can spark when making connections. providing the ignition.
Is this still rational in the days of limited or no physical buttons?
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Big Dog
12th April 2016, 15:00
Fwiw: 12 or 13 years ago the major gas station brands agreed there was no basis for having the signs up but there was insufficient evidence to support not putting the signs up. So the signs went up..
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Akzle
12th April 2016, 15:16
Is this still rational in the days of limited or no physical buttons?
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meh.
Its a theory. Loose battery contacts, speaker arcing... Its possible.
I dont actually care, i was just putting it out there for consideration.
dangerous
12th April 2016, 19:18
Because in this case, it can be everyone in the near vicinity involved, not just the one with the phone.
The most potent explosive device yet invented, short of a nuclear weapon is the fuel/air bomb. So the potential exists for a really big bang.
Is it likely? No, not at all, as you have already said. It is highly unlikely but it is not impossible and the owners of the premises request that you don't use your phone on the forecourt
THAT... is exactly what I said/ment my words you quoted were to Jin... "why complain" when right next to him was a sign saying "do not use phone" so dont complain if some twat bitches at ya...
dangerous
12th April 2016, 19:34
Another time i was filling up my car and my boy was holding the pump. The pump stopped and over the speaker a voice told my boy to step away and the filling would resume. When i went inside some clever little bitch explained to me the risk of petrol splashback and why kids arnt allowed near it.
First time i ever heard of this. But fine. If thats the rule okay. I just let it go and said nothing. But no this bitch had to continue and belabour the fucken point and explain the rules and risk and danger if petrol got in his eyes. So i unloaded on her. Not harshly but she got the point not to fucken lecture people on how to fill up when they had been doing it before they were even fucken born. Didnt feel sorry for her and zero fucks given. If theres some sort of rule fine politely explain there is and thats it. But dont push it.
yeah... ok again I might have done the same, I know my kid she (in this case dosent) ie I have tourght my boys the danger and showen them the result of being silly if filling there bike, "she" dosent know that and these fucking days every one has to be treated like a farking dence retard... shes had her training beaten into her sceard shitless she will be in jail if she dosent do her job... THAT is all she was doing.
Point in case... the other day I had to spend the day doing fucking book work when I had more inportant shit to be doing... a dence retard (cos thats what we are ment to be breading these days) had a fag put the but in his V can (cos thats the stable diet of the young) and hiffed the can in the van... YIP... nabours had to call the fire begade but to late the van was guttered
dangerous
12th April 2016, 19:38
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good vid's and agree but when on others property play there rules ya dont have to agree with them...
mashman
13th April 2016, 15:31
What. The. Fuck. Was almost at the school this morning and saw the red swingy out stop signs appear as I came down the hill. There were kids about to cross. However the car in front of me must have decided that the 2 giant STOP signs were just road decoration and proceeded to plough through them smashing their wing mirror on one of the stop signs as they went. Did they stop to find out what they had done and to make sure everyone was ok? No, they fucked straight off. WTF is wrong with people :facepalm:
EJK
13th April 2016, 15:37
What. The. Fuck. Was almost at the school this morning and saw the red swingy out stop signs appear as I came down the hill. There were kids about to cross. However the car in front of me must have decided that the 2 giant STOP signs were just road decoration and proceeded to plough through them smashing their wing mirror on one of the stop signs as they went. Did they stop to find out what they had done and to make sure everyone was ok? No, they fucked straight off. WTF is wrong with people :facepalm:
Did you or someone get the plate and called *555 or the police? That's a bit serious and concerning.
SVboy
13th April 2016, 16:18
[QUOTE=dangerous;1130962713]SHIT... fuck, damn it, ya lucky prick... whish mine would...
If your better half reads this she probably will, but not without inflicting great pain on you on the way out!!!!
mashman
13th April 2016, 16:30
Did you or someone get the plate and called *555 or the police? That's a bit serious and concerning.
Yup yup yup :niceone:
Swivel
14th April 2016, 22:15
*You're
:facepalm:
That was the pm he sent me
ellipsis
14th April 2016, 22:32
...my fucking phone just blew up...wrecked the sofa...brought down the ceiling and fucked my plans for the weekend...
...I'm fucking glad my wife changed the locks all them years ago...I had lost my key weeks before...and apart from that life's good... it's the cunts that I avoid on a daily basis that make it that way...and good mates...
Autech
14th April 2016, 22:43
...my fucking phone just blew up...wrecked the sofa...brought down the ceiling and fucked my plans for the weekend...
...I'm fucking glad my wife changed the locks all them years ago...I had lost my key weeks before...and apart from that life's good... it's the cunts that I avoid on a daily basis that make it that way...and good mates...
How does a phone blow up? Sounds a bit fucked mate!
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Big Dog
15th April 2016, 01:39
Did you try a factory reset?
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dangerous
15th April 2016, 06:59
...my fucking phone just blew up...wrecked the sofa...brought down the ceiling and fucked my plans for the weekend...
...I'm fucking glad my wife changed the locks all them years ago...I had lost my key weeks before...and apart from that life's good... it's the cunts that I avoid on a daily basis that make it that way...and good mates...
Well aslong as you were wearing ya hi viz signed in filled out ya task analis then all ya need to do is sew the makers of the ffone for all they are worth... its the way of the world
your fucking (reads very nice wifie) wife changed the locks to keep you out ya twat, but she keeps leaving the dunnie window open for ya, bloody ginga she feels sorry for ya...
ANYWAY... no ranting for me Im off to the beaumont rally via the west coast and wanaka (reads "prefer a bike") to meet the scumdog of clutha, so enjoy ya ranting loosers see ya on the other side...
Akzle
15th April 2016, 07:16
That was the pm he sent me
not quite dear, that was the REP i sent you in response to the PM you sent me. To incite this lulzfest. And lulz it has been.
Your not a fucken ginga by any chance?
awa355
15th April 2016, 15:33
Friday's rant !! TV serials. McClouds Daughters on the jones channel (in the background). The wife isn't even watching it. :brick::brick::brick:
Still, things could be worse, at least no re-runs of "Close to home" or "The Young Doctors" YET!
Scuba_Steve
15th April 2016, 18:34
New health & safety shit, more annoying than the previous heath & safety shit!
sidecar bob
15th April 2016, 19:21
New health & safety shit, more annoying than the previous heath & safety shit!
I heard of a team leader from the wharf today that has to buy the smoko groceries as part of his job.
He must shop in his work hi vis & safety gear & had to be inducted with all the relavent paperwork at the local supermarket.
Drew
15th April 2016, 19:25
I heard of a team leader from the wharf today that has to buy the smoko groceries as part of his job.
He must shop in his work hi vis & safety gear & had to be inducted with all the relavent paperwork at the local supermarket.
Site inductions work.
Visitor injuries are lowered....because no one can be fucked with the induction, so they don't go to sites.
ellipsis
15th April 2016, 19:42
...when the first H and S shit was passed in wankliament some months back I happened to be in Chch, CBD at about 10am, wandering about , waiting for a new exhaust on my truck to be fitted...I peered through the hoardings at a new building being erected...a big site, tower crane in the corner and some fuckwit with easily two ton of 20mm rebar resting it on his shoulder, no man to direct crane and the crane luffed out to about its max...one glitch with the crane op and the silly cunt on 16.50 an hour was squashed or buckled...within 20 meters of the expendable cunt, were half a dozen cocksuckers with ties and clipboards...what a load of wank...blanket moneysuck of the half asleep nation and no one stands up to say ought...what a sad state this place has become...when sub continentals and the mongol race have ended up buying us out and make the fucking rules it will be a bit too late to moan...
Laava
15th April 2016, 20:29
Friday's rant !! TV serials. McClouds Daughters on the jones channel (in the background). The wife isn't even watching it. :brick::brick::brick:
Still, things could be worse, at least no re-runs of "Close to home" or "The Young Doctors" YET!
Best thing on television at the moment is The Undateables. I'm not saying it is good, I am just saying it is the best thing on tv.
Ocean1
15th April 2016, 20:39
New health & safety shit, more annoying than the previous heath & safety shit!
It's OK, they must have done some minimum costing, and come to the conclusion that we can all afford the extra compliance cost.
Eh?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78986459/safety-concerns-shut-police-kiosks.html
Personally I'm planning to phase out actual employees. Not 'cause I can't afford to be responsible for their safety, (I can't) but because I won't be held responsible for someone else's behaviour.
Nor will I allow anyone else to be responsible for mine. Which means anyone with advice about how I should behave can fuck right off.
husaberg
15th April 2016, 20:53
Site inductions work.
Visitor injuries are lowered....because no one can be fucked with the induction, so they don't go to sites.
Not to mention the time taken to fil in the WSSP and identify and isolate the hazards, means there is a lot less time available to do productive work that could result in injuries.:bleh:
Woodman
15th April 2016, 22:08
It's OK, they must have done some minimum costing, and come to the conclusion that we can all afford the extra compliance cost.
Eh?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78986459/safety-concerns-shut-police-kiosks.html
Personally I'm planning to phase out actual employees. Not 'cause I can't afford to be responsible for their safety, (I can't) but because I won't be held responsible for someone else's behaviour.
Nor will I allow anyone else to be responsible for mine. Which means anyone with advice about how I should behave can fuck right off.
Put a health and safety charge on each invoice.
And if one more person tells me I could go to prison because someone who works for me has an accident, I will headbutt them.
Ocean1
16th April 2016, 13:35
Put a health and safety charge on each invoice.
And if one more person tells me I could go to prison because someone who works for me has an accident, I will headbutt them.
That's a fucking excellent idea.
There's a version of H&S used by some called "take 5", where you supposedly take 5 minutes to evaluate risk before beginning work. A client expected me to adopt it, in line with their site best practice. I asked for professional help in initiating the process, and got the site OSH mgr for the next morning.
He missed the 10:00 morning staff meeting. He also missed morning tea break. I had had every intention of him missing lunch too, but he got all huffy and stormed off. There was no way he could bitch to his boss about it, I was absolutely by the book.
All I'd done was continue to raise quite possible incident causes. And while the root causes are no different on a DG class 1 zone 1 site than any other the consequences are all off the fucking scale. The point I was making was simply that following their own procedures inevitably resulted in an insurmountable hurdle which made carrying out the work impossible. Unless you pretended to not anticipate a perfectly obvious potential issue.
That's true for that site to this day. But I dont work there any more. Not because I can't work as safely as necessary consistent with acceptable results, but because I'm simply not prepared to jump through idiotic cookie cutter hoops and then lie in order to avoid the absurd costs involved in doing it "their way".
That was a decade ago. And about now, after this latest round of absurdly ill conceived bullshit it'll probably occur to you that I may be running out of clients by now. Reckon I've got a couple more years before I retire. Think I'll make it?
Woodman
16th April 2016, 13:52
That's a fucking excellent idea.
There's a version of H&S used by some called "take 5", where you supposedly take 5 minutes to evaluate risk before beginning work. A client expected me to adopt it, in line with their site best practice. I asked for professional help in initiating the process, and got the site OSH mgr for the next morning.
He missed the 10:00 morning staff meeting. He also missed morning tea break. I had had every intention of him missing lunch too, but he got all huffy and stormed off. There was no way he could bitch to his boss about it, I was absolutely by the book.
All I'd done was continue to raise quite possible incident causes. And while the root causes are no different on a DG class 1 zone 1 site than any other the consequences are all off the fucking scale. The point I was making was simply that following their own procedures inevitably resulted in an insurmountable hurdle which made carrying out the work impossible. Unless you pretended to not anticipate a perfectly obvious potential issue.
That's true for that site to this day. But I dont work there any more. Not because I can't work as safely as necessary consistent with acceptable results, but because I'm simply not prepared to jump through idiotic cookie cutter hoops and then lie in order to avoid the absurd costs involved in doing it "their way".
That was a decade ago. And about now, after this latest round of absurdly ill conceived bullshit it'll probably occur to you that I may be running out of clients by now. Reckon I've got a couple more years before I retire. Think I'll make it?
Its called a HS&E levy, and is becoming more and more common, and its a fair charge IMHO because you are responsible for customers safety while they are on the premises which they should pay for. Even if you send work to someone in a different town you have to make sure that they are conducting the work in a safe manner, so outwork should have a levy attached too, or a margin on top of their levy when/ if they start charging it. So profit can and should be made from HS&E, so its not necessarily a bad thing.
eldog
16th April 2016, 15:32
Friday's rant !! TV serials. McClouds Daughters on the jones channel (in the background). The wife isn't even watching it. :brick::brick::brick:
Still, things could be worse, at least no re-runs of "Close to home" or "The Young Doctors" YET!
I would be watching it for Lisa Chapel
Not old enough to remember Close to Home:p
eldog
16th April 2016, 15:42
It's OK, they must have done some minimum costing, and come to the conclusion that we can all afford the extra compliance cost.
Eh?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78986459/safety-concerns-shut-police-kiosks.html
Personally I'm planning to phase out actual employees. Not 'cause I can't afford to be responsible for their safety, (I can't) but because I won't be held responsible for someone else's behaviour.
Nor will I allow anyone else to be responsible for mine. Which means anyone with advice about how I should behave can fuck right off.
It's another nail in the nz manufacturing coffin. There is still far too many people making wrong decisions on their own. I have to hand hold a lot of people at my place of work. Even with clear and simple instructions people have their own agenda (thinking about family and the weekend). People hate being told to do something. Any excuse to being responsible for their own actions. I have a great difficulty getting people to acknowledge anything. However I can see a time that soon every job will have to have a paper trail,the hard part will be getting people to sign their name. I see that even though the management can now be sued that the employee who disregards instructions can be charged to. The hard part will be the paper war and people owning up to their responsibility. (It's why I have to go on site myself for my job to look out for my employees. Whereas the old days I could left them alone)
It will increase costs and will only be a drag that the end user will have to pickup. Will the same be applied to overseas employers?
eldog
16th April 2016, 15:48
Not to mention the time taken to fil in the WSSP and identify and isolate the hazards, means there is a lot less time available to do productive work that could result in injuries.:bleh:
Lots of jobs in my line of work although similar are quite different. Each employee has strengths and weaknesses and I tackle each task differently depending on who and what is available. All I see is a lot more work for me. Getting anyone to sign that they understood the task and instructions and how to proceed is difficult at present. Funny how those who won't sign are usually the biggest moaners and full of their own importance.
How many times have you noticed that no matter what the training people will still do stuff their way. Some people are just accidents waiting to happen. I have several.people on staff who I have to watch that they dont kill themselvesome even though they try hard they just seem to do things wrong. Others won't work together but are best friends during non work time. People are funny...
eldog
16th April 2016, 15:51
meh.
Its a theory. Loose battery contacts, speaker arcing... Its possible.
I dont actually care, i was just putting it out there for consideration.
Not to mention how often I have gotten out of a car and gotten zapped when closing the door-static electricity
Tesla coil
husaberg
16th April 2016, 19:32
Lots of jobs in my line of work although similar are quite different. Each employee has strengths and weaknesses and I tackle each task differently depending on who and what is available. All I see is a lot more work for me. Getting anyone to sign that they understood the task and instructions and how to proceed is difficult at present. Funny how those who won't sign are usually the biggest moaners and full of their own importance.
How many times have you noticed that no matter what the training people will still do stuff their way. Some people are just accidents waiting to happen. I have several.people on staff who I have to watch that they dont kill themselvesome even though they try hard they just seem to do things wrong. Others won't work together but are best friends during non work time. People are funny...
All the latest guff that has to be done now, a lot of places where I used to work, have been doing for years anyway.
People that are accidents waiting to happen and need constant supervision, Are they really great employees when its said and done?
eldog
16th April 2016, 21:16
All the latest guff that has to be done now, a lot of places where I used to work, have been doing for years anyway.
People that are accidents waiting to happen and need constant supervision, Are they really great employees when its said and done?
Yes, most loyal and hard working people I know. Would have ten of them over the usual akl knumb nuts. Well worth it even if they make me worry a little. If they are unsure they will ask. Much better than those who don't but should know better. I follow what I think are best praticse sometimes I get it wrong, at least I own up to it. It's just now we have to document more. It's getting staff buy in that won't happen-too much old school....
husaberg
16th April 2016, 21:25
Yes, most loyal and hard working people I know. Would have ten of them over the usual akl knumb nuts. Well worth it even if they make me worry a little. If they are unsure they will ask. Much better than those who don't but should know better. I follow what I think are best praticse sometimes I get it wrong, at least I own up to it. It's just now we have to document more. It's getting staff buy in that won't happen-too much old school....
The best way of getting senior buy in is peer pressure and reverse phycology. That's the way the forestry is getting some very good buy in on the long overdue drug testing being implemented.
The way it works is to make the whole entire team do a drug rehabilitation course when one member of the team fails a drug test.
If we transpose it to safety practices. Use the power of boredom and constructive lazyness.
If all the team members have to say additional and boring seminars, because one guy won't wear gloves or safety glasses and such like, pretty soon the peer pressure effect will work for you to ensure buy in. Rather than needing a big stick.
dangerous
17th April 2016, 18:08
hahahaaaaa... while you dumb fucks were ranting away friday evening Id just hauled in 660km and ened up here... SUCKERS
Drew
17th April 2016, 18:41
hahahaaaaa... while you dumb fucks were ranting away friday evening Id just hauled in 660km and ened up here... SUCKERS
Looks exactly like the willow at Avimore where we used to swim as kids.
ellipsis
17th April 2016, 18:49
hahahaaaaa... while you dumb fucks were ranting away friday evening Id just hauled in 660km and ened up here... SUCKERS
..I was very tired, just before Thursday...I've done that many k's since then in work miles...ya getting soft ya ginga?...
scumdog
17th April 2016, 20:11
hahahaaaaa... while you dumb fucks were ranting away friday evening Id just hauled in 660km and ened up here... SUCKERS
Meh, only did a 495km trip but caught up with the Canterbury Rabble (Rubble?) at Wanaka for drinks, eats & swims on Friday night:woohoo:, brekky at Cardrona, wrestled the land-barge through the Crown Range:scooter: (not the ideal bike for that bit) and had a blast at the Beaumont Rally!:Punk:
Better than spending my Friday night ranting at all you wankers on KB....:bleh:
eldog
17th April 2016, 20:55
The best way of getting senior buy in is peer pressure and reverse phycology. That's the way the forestry is getting some very good buy in on the long overdue drug testing being implemented.
The way it works is to make the whole entire team do a drug rehabilitation course when one member of the team fails a drug test.
If we transpose it to safety practices. Use the power of boredom and constructive lazyness.
If all the team members have to say additional and boring seminars, because one guy won't wear gloves or safety glasses and such like, pretty soon the peer pressure effect will work for you to ensure buy in. Rather than needing a big stick.
I understand but I don't expect that to work. It is very much a team of individuals.
Some are mates during breaks. Very much individuals during work unless I am there holding them together (they don't really like that but suffer it-I am like a buffer)
husaberg
17th April 2016, 21:25
I understand but I don't expect that to work. It is very much a team of individuals.
Some are mates during breaks. Very much individuals during work unless I am there holding them together (they don't really like that but suffer it-I am like a buffer)
Team of individuals sounds like the warriors
Just for an experiment try it out, you might be surprised.
I coach League when a kid misbehaves I send all the entire of the team on a run around the field (other than the kid or kids who actually misbehaved, this is the sneaky bit)
Understandably rest (those unfairly punished) get pretty f-ed off with the treatment, because of the smug (they always are when they don't think they are getting punished because he didn't have to do the run)
You can be assured the person misbehaving soon gets the message from the rest.
Trust me, you don't often get repeat offenders.
I call it the consequences conformity effect.
Another ploy that works is after someone has clearly done something wrong, is to schedule the meeting about it for the next day or later on. Rather than immediately.
Time spent in suspense considering all possible ramifications is a great physiological ploy.
eldog
18th April 2016, 07:24
Team of individuals sounds like the warriors
Just for an experiment try it out, you might be surprised.
I coach League when a kid misbehaves I send all the entire of the team on a run around the field (other than the kid or kids who actually misbehaved, this is the sneaky bit)
Understandably rest (those unfairly punished) get pretty f-ed off with the treatment, because of the smug (they always are when they don't think they are getting punished because he didn't have to do the run)
You can be assured the person misbehaving soon gets the message from the rest.
Trust me, you don't often get repeat offenders.
I call it the consequences conformity effect.
Another ploy that works is after someone has clearly done something wrong, is to schedule the meeting about it for the next day or later on. Rather than immediately.
Time spent in suspense considering all possible ramifications is a great physiological ploy.
Coaching your league tem would be a breeze compared to this, they turn up to want to participate/play.
Time for them is better at home with their 'little' family problems.
Work is only to get paid.
Don't start me on sick leave.....
Trouble is enjoy my job when everything starts to work..... it pays for my mbike.
its like trying to start an old 2T motor on a cold day with old fuel, maybe it will maybe it wont, start then run for a bit.
husaberg
18th April 2016, 07:27
Coaching your league tem would be a breeze compared to this, they turn up to want to participate/play.
Time for them is better at home with their 'little' family problems.
Work is only to get paid.
Don't start me on sick leave.....
Trouble is enjoy my job when everything starts to work..... it pays for my mbike.
its like trying to start an old 2T motor on a cold day with old fuel, maybe it will maybe it wont, start then run for a bit.
Trust me Adults are really just bigger kids
Stylo
18th April 2016, 17:04
Team of individuals sounds like the warriors
Just for an experiment try it out, you might be surprised.
I coach League when a kid misbehaves I send all the entire of the team on a run around the field (other than the kid or kids who actually misbehaved, this is the sneaky bit)
Understandably rest (those unfairly punished) get pretty f-ed off with the treatment, because of the smug (they always are when they don't think they are getting punished because he didn't have to do the run)
You can be assured the person misbehaving soon gets the message from the rest.
Trust me, you don't often get repeat offenders.
I call it the consequences conformity effect.
Another ploy that works is after someone has clearly done something wrong, is to schedule the meeting about it for the next day or later on. Rather than immediately.
Time spent in suspense considering all possible ramifications is a great physiological ploy.
Thanks for that Husabooger,
I'm not sure if my boy would want to have you as your coach, he would probably stop playing straight away ( assuming he was the non offender ).
He's only there to have fun, it's not the bloody army.
husaberg
18th April 2016, 18:25
Thanks for that Husabooger,
I'm not sure if my boy would want to have you as your coach, he would probably stop playing straight away ( assuming he was the non offender ).
He's only there to have fun, it's not the bloody army.
Thanks for your input how many years have you volunteered your free time time and coached for?
Have you ever considered, its pretty hard for kids to actually have fun playing sport, when there is other kids kids foot tripping, hitting others and generally causing issues........
Plus in case you haven't noticed rugby and league are team sports, they totally rely on group discipline.
Don't worry, I am pretty sure your kid would be an absolute angel. With absolutely no issues at all.:not:
russd7
18th April 2016, 18:52
Thanks for that Husabooger,
I'm not sure if my boy would want to have you as your coach, he would probably stop playing straight away ( assuming he was the non offender ).
He's only there to have fun, it's not the bloody army.
you might just be surprised, even the hardest and baddest kids actually start responding fairly quickly and favorably to structure and discipline, well that was our experience when coaching, we also took the stance that we were giving up our time to coach so expected the kids to respect that as well, only had one kid leave because of the structure put in place and he wanted back in half way through the season when he saw his "useless team" was top of the table.
kids are there to have fun but i tell you what, kids really do enjoy winning as well.
Stylo
18th April 2016, 19:21
Thanks for your input how many years have you volunteered your free time time and coached for?
Have you ever considered, its pretty hard for kids to actually have fun playing sport, when there is other kids kids foot tripping, hitting others and generally causing issues........
Plus in case you haven't noticed rugby and league are team sports, they totally rely on group discipline.
Don't worry, I am pretty sure your kid would be an absolute angel. With absolutely no issues at all.:not:
Don't take things so seriously whosyourburger ...
Biggest trouble with my boy is he's a self confessed nerd. At 16 all he want's to do is be glued to the two screens he's got on his desk downstairs in his room. Hmmm.
I can't imagine him putting his boots on and playing a game of league or rugby, he did use to play soccer though. Still loves his rock climbing which is good and, 17 next week so watch this space I guess.
Take your point though, lighten up mate :-)
husaberg
18th April 2016, 19:44
Don't take things so seriously whosyourburger ...
Biggest trouble with my boy is he's a self confessed nerd. At 16 all he want's to do is be glued to the two screens he's got on his desk downstairs in his room. Hmmm.
I can't imagine him putting his boots on and playing a game of league or rugby, he did use to play soccer though. Still loves his rock climbing which is good and, 17 next week so watch this space I guess.
Take your point though, lighten up mate :-)
Err....the thread title.:psst:
ellipsis
18th April 2016, 19:47
...101 stuff really...from six weeks old, babies should be told...fuck with the planet and a rock might fall on you...everyday, 'til they leave home...it teaches them to question what, fucking with the planet, means...it sets boundaries that are quite far ranging and achievable...its called self discipline...very few seem to insist on it these days, sad for society really...oh well...
dangerous
22nd April 2016, 18:24
FUCK... gota stay at home and sort shit out here this weekend, been away the last four...
eldog
22nd April 2016, 18:58
FUCK... gota stay at home and sort shit out here this weekend, been away the last four...
your not the only one, just gotta go to work instead as that has higher priority than that at home.
yep been away too many times lately.... Then I have home work too.
going to ride out West Akl as a reward to myself if I get my target completed:niceone:
eldog
22nd April 2016, 19:11
you might just be surprised, even the hardest and baddest kids actually start responding fairly quickly and favorably to structure and discipline, well that was our experience when coaching, we also took the stance that we were giving up our time to coach so expected the kids to respect that as well, only had one kid leave because of the structure put in place and he wanted back in half way through the season when he saw his "useless team" was top of the table.
kids are there to have fun but i tell you what, kids really do enjoy winning as well.
Absolutely, I work like this. The olds realised it a long time ago, even now and then I get 'stick' and get my act together. I respond better to stricter female instruction and competition.
structure, discipline, teamwork, support you mates, being able to reply on them all good stuff.
I was in a 'useless team' (the club we played for thought so) we got it together and came second.
We had a lot of fun, once we got over our self importance and worked together (it looked very relaxed to an outside - very laid back) every one wanted to be on the field (we had 1-4 reserves each game-which was unheard of before)
When I was a kid I played in teams which won upto 30-0, quite often double digit scores. Something I didn't realise back then how NZders hang their heads when they start losing. Watch an Aussie side they NEVER give up. It's about time we changed that.
scumdog
22nd April 2016, 21:00
FUCK... gota stay at home and sort shit out here this weekend, been away the last four...
Same here - it's the old mans 90th birthday, rellies everywhere, the house is full.
No riding THIS weekend!:nono:
dangerous
23rd April 2016, 18:51
No riding THIS weekend!:nono:
well... I got a ride in LOL, took the 2x3 xr200 with a couple a kids while the 5yr old took the xr50... stoped at the school to round up 3 farking chooks befor the dog chasing them ait em, went back to the trik and it wouldent start, trailed back with the kids so I rode the xr50 2k home... long 2k
ellipsis
23rd April 2016, 20:17
well... I got a ride in LOL, took the 2x3 xr200 with a couple a kids while the 5yr old took the xr50... stoped at the school to round up 3 farking chooks befor the dog chasing them ait em, went back to the trik and it wouldent start, trailed back with the kids so I rode the xr50 2k home... long 2k
...that is so far from a rant that you need fucking for even posting it... should be in the happiness/joyous thread...fukn ginga...
Kickaha
23rd April 2016, 21:43
...fukn ginga...
You're all the fucking same
I can just see you two cunts lining up to do this
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/red-haired-teen-sues-his-parents-for-2m-for-being-born-ginger/
Woodman
24th April 2016, 07:22
You're all the fucking same
I can just see you two cunts lining up to do this
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/red-haired-teen-sues-his-parents-for-2m-for-being-born-ginger/
The lawyer is a fuckwit, and the kid is a fuckwit. No wonder he gets bullied, he's a fuckwit.
dangerous
25th April 2016, 20:26
You're all the fucking same
I can just see you two cunts lining up to do this
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/red-haired-teen-sues-his-parents-for-2m-for-being-born-ginger/
yeah, us two cunts will be lining your sort up next for court... problem is you have sweet fuck all, actually nothing of use to as whatso ever, none of ya bikes have ever come close to beating us... yeah thats right common cranium were comming to get ya
dangerous
29th April 2016, 19:26
what the farking arse cunt is the world comming to... Z fuel is refusing to fill a 'wicked' camper cos of its paint job slash slogans... FFS Im not returning to a Z station fuck em if they think they can be so richious and PC... shits sake get over it people are dieing out there and they worried about that shit
Akzle
29th April 2016, 19:53
what the farking arse cunt is the world comming to... Z fuel is refusing to fill a 'wicked' camper cos of its paint job slash slogans... FFS Im not returning to a Z station fuck em if they think they can be so richious and PC... shits sake get over it people are dieing out there and they worried about that shit
fuck you old white nigger.
AllanB
29th April 2016, 19:58
Ah Lawyers.
I spend all day all week all year dealing with them.
I have met some dumb ones, devious ones, corrupt ones and outright indifferent ones.
I have met some excellent ones, loyal ones, clever ones.
Some of the ones I deal with on our side are most excellent people who I'd happily socialize with.
So there you go. As with all vocations there are arseholes and angels.
What are you at work?
eldog
29th April 2016, 20:03
Ah Lawyers.
I spend all day all week all year dealing with them.
I have met some dumb ones, devious ones, corrupt ones and outright indifferent ones.
I have met some excellent ones, loyal ones, clever ones.
Some of the ones I deal with on our side are most excellent people who I'd happily socialize with.
So there you go. As with all vocations there are arseholes and angels.
What are you at work?
Real estate agents..... More twists and turns than a snakes and ladder game
dangerous
29th April 2016, 20:16
What are you at work?
as managment... ie the companys best interests at heart... acording to the workers I employ so they can piss there weeks earning up on thewall...
an arse hole
russd7
29th April 2016, 21:17
What are you at work?
royally fucked off, so now just a wage collecter
mashman
29th April 2016, 21:31
What are you at work?
I'm the tea lady, and I don't drink tea.
T.W.R
29th April 2016, 22:17
What are you at work?
Nanny to 10 pedantic technicians :facepalm:
scumdog
30th April 2016, 08:42
What are you at work?
A General Dogs Body.
And a whipping-post for all those nice people who think THEIR problem is the only one I should be dealing with - and very likely also think it's the only problem I have on my plate.
awayatc
30th April 2016, 08:59
A General Dogs Body.
Like a k9.....?
Scuba_Steve
30th April 2016, 18:43
What are you at work?
Insane....
granstar
1st May 2016, 12:58
Rat catcher, still ..better than "Lawyer". :ar15:
Woodman
1st May 2016, 12:59
Depends who you ask....
AllanB
1st May 2016, 13:18
Depends who you ask....
Ha - that's a good comment. Depends who you are dealing with and the circles you work within. I've ex customers who think I was great - others who swear I had horns on my forehead..... all of them sorted though :yes:
granstar
1st May 2016, 16:13
Ha - that's a good comment. Depends who you are dealing with and the circles you work within. I've ex customers who think I was great - others who swear I had horns on my forehead..... all of them sorted though :yes:
Yeah but that has is still a giveaway ...
http://www.bostoncostume.com/product-images/rental-buffalo-horn-helmet-teaser.jpg
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 09:06
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
Autech
3rd May 2016, 09:15
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
Or drop something on their heads which you were trying to protect them from?
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Grumph
3rd May 2016, 09:59
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
You are talking sidecar guys, right ? LOL...
I've struck the same thing at the local engineering co. I've had free range there since they got to know me and i solved a couple of problems for them...
Had the talk with the owner's wife Friday, keep out. Went monday to get a job done - prepared to pay, grudgingly - owner was there, his wife wasn't. Got told to go right ahead and use the gear myself. I've offered to sign any waivers they want me to. We'll see....
swarfie
3rd May 2016, 10:09
You are talking sidecar guys, right ? LOL...
I've struck the same thing at the local engineering co. I've had free range there since they got to know me and i solved a couple of problems for them...
Had the talk with the owner's wife Friday, keep out. Went monday to get a job done - prepared to pay, grudgingly - owner was there, his wife wasn't. Got told to go right ahead and use the gear myself. I've offered to sign any waivers they want me to. We'll see....
Wrong time of the month for the bitch? :msn-wink::lol:
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 10:10
You are talking sidecar guys, right ? LOL...
I've struck the same thing at the local engineering co. I've had free range there since they got to know me and i solved a couple of problems for them...
Had the talk with the owner's wife Friday, keep out. Went monday to get a job done - prepared to pay, grudgingly - owner was there, his wife wasn't. Got told to go right ahead and use the gear myself. I've offered to sign any waivers they want me to. We'll see....
Its you old buggers that are the problem:bleh:. "but ive been coming here twenty years" yes, ill still get arse raped for two years in jail if you fuck yourself up here.
Several have been quite offended & one said "too official" jumped in his car & fucked off. Good on him.
Having said that, If you want to come & hang with me for a week Ill induct you & we can all have a great time together.
Grumph
3rd May 2016, 10:20
Its you old buggers that are the problem:bleh:. "but ive been coming here twenty years" yes, ill still get arse raped for two years in jail if you fuck yourself up here.
Several have been quite offended & one said "too official" jumped in his car & fucked off. Good on him.
Having said that, If you want to come & hang with me for a week Ill induct you & we can all have a great time together.
You may have hit the answer there - if they want to come past the ropes, it's a one day induction course - at their expense.
Given you're in Tauranga and the oldies there still worship Winstone, we may yet see exemptions for production of a gold card...
Locally, i've seen the staff working at my local eng co. fuck, I'm way safer than them. And the owner knows it.
Grumph
3rd May 2016, 10:21
Wrong time of the month for the bitch? :msn-wink::lol:
Scared of losing her husband for two years and having him come back bent....
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
I'd much rather spend my time chatting up your hot receptionist, than watching you spin spanners. You get a lot of gay dudes in or summat? Even got mood lighting in there now.
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 12:07
I'd much rather spend my time chatting up your hot receptionist, than watching you spin spanners. You get a lot of gay dudes in or summat? Even got mood lighting in there now.
Yeah, apparently im hot to gay guys.
Banditbandit
3rd May 2016, 13:25
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
It is disrespectful - it's your space - your rules ...
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
Dumb fuckers - it's also OSH issue - if the proverbial hits the fan it's on your head, not theirs.
Now I wander around the workshop at my local (carefully - I don't intrude on working space and I don't touch things) ... there are the usual "staff only" signs - but no-one seems to care ... and they have no issues.
The day they say keep out I will
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 15:17
"Do youse fullas specialise in second hand batteries"? Jesus fuck, Im going to stab some fuckwit shortly. What kind of a greeting is that?
No, fuck off, theyre second hand because theyre fucked, now piss off you moron.
"Do youse fullas specialise in second hand batteries"? Jesus fuck, Im going to stab some fuckwit shortly. What kind of a greeting is that?
No, fuck off, theyre second hand because theyre fucked, now piss off you moron.
who "specialises" in second hand batteries??
Madness
3rd May 2016, 15:33
who "specialises" in second hand batteries??
Interwaste? (http://www.interwaste.co.nz/Article.aspx?ID=572)
jellywrestler
3rd May 2016, 15:34
who "specialises" in second hand batteries??
scrap dealers do
jellywrestler
3rd May 2016, 15:38
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
my 'workshop' is always at someones else's place, my biggest issue with trying to outline the hazards that my work presents is that a large proportion simply don't understand english, how do you explain that you could walk into my ladder and stub your toe in columbian which was last weeks team? on a plus side she had low cut overalls and a set of tanned tits i'd love to spit some population paste between and day or night of the week, hell i'd even go to work at the weekend if I could.
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 15:39
who "specialises" in second hand batteries??
I do have the word "specialising" on the front of my building, but its in relation to a completely different topic. I think hes seen that & just added the word he needed at the time, to it. I suspect it was a brand new word to him today.
Ocean1
3rd May 2016, 15:44
"Do youse fullas specialise in second hand batteries"? Jesus fuck, Im going to stab some fuckwit shortly. What kind of a greeting is that?
No, fuck off, theyre second hand because theyre fucked, now piss off you moron.
:laugh: The one I dread is the doddery old dude with a completely fucked lawn mower. "Can you just weld a patch on here mate, won't cost much will it?"
You can't turn them away, but there's just no way they're going to be able to afford the real cost. The last one cost me a whole day to rebuild, I swear the next time I'm going to just buy them a new one, it'd work out cheaper.
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 15:49
:laugh: The one I dread is the doddery old dude with a completely fucked lawn mower. "Can you just weld a patch on here mate, won't cost much will it?"
You can't turn them away, but there's just no way they're going to be able to afford the real cost. The last one cost me a whole day to rebuild, I swear the next time I'm going to just buy them a new one, it'd work out cheaper.
What my Marine Engineer neighbour calls a $100 customer.
Cheaper to give him $100 & tell him to piss off than get involved in any way.
Not the one I really wanted, but...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/c9/19/52c91913f2362a8fad442e557e7a232e.jpg
Ocean1
3rd May 2016, 17:52
What my Marine Engineer neighbour calls a $100 customer.
Cheaper to give him $100 & tell him to piss off than get involved in any way.
Even when I'm not busy, if it's work that really doesn't interest me or there's a high risk of downstream issues then I'm too busy to do it.
But it don't hurt to help out sometimes. The last lawnmower dude had maybe a couple of years left outside a rest home hospital, at best. If a few hrs work was the difference between him spending that keeping his garden nice or sitting around waiting to die then I can fit it in.
At least I don't have a convent school over the road any more. The penguins would bring broken toys to fix. :facepalm:
Woodman
3rd May 2016, 18:04
Even when I'm not busy, if it's work that really doesn't interest me or there's a high risk of downstream issues then I'm too busy to do it.
But it don't hurt to help out sometimes. The lawnmower dude had maybe a couple of years outside a rest home hospital, at best. If a few hrs work was the difference between him spending that keeping his garden nice or sitting around waiting to die then I can fit it in.
At least I don't have a convent school over the road any more. The penguins would bring broken toys to fix. :facepalm:
Yeah, got one in the shop at the moment. Nice old guy brings in an old rotary hoe side valve cylinder head that he is just mucking around with. Asked me to fit a helicoil, but me or anyone else I called doesn't have a helicoil that size. Just make up a bung and sleeve it down he says, but after beadblasting etc, found that the head is cracked. Just weld the cracks up he says, no hurry its just a toy to give me something to do really. Its over at the welders now who will do it gratis when he sees a gap. Will finish it when it gets back. No time charged on it as yet, and will probarbly only charge him $20.
Its just what you do sometimes aye.
Kickaha
3rd May 2016, 18:35
Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.
I got the line "I've been in workshops and the trade all my life and don't need you to protect me" and "It's my vehicle I'll help you work on it"
Fuck off into the waiting room cunt or fuck off altogether
dangerous
3rd May 2016, 18:55
ya all such a cheerfull lot aint ya, maybe its your aragance and attude that has the client jumping the yellow chain and walking past the "do not enter" sign... they have a chuckle to themselves as they wind ya up.
Now dont be angry at the client.. its big brother and all his do gooder mates, its society teaching our youg... well nothing, SFA infact... hey I let my 5yr old ride with out gloves cos he dident want to put em on... arsed up hurt his hand... and NOW will never ride with out again, thats how ya learn the wee fuckers not wrap em in cotton wool and keep em inside...
Kickaha
3rd May 2016, 19:00
Now dont be angry at the client.. its big brother and all his do gooder mates, its society teaching our youg... well nothing, SFA infact....
Bullshit, it's because of morons like that who believe the rules dont apply to them and it's acceptable to take shortcuts that we now have the current H & S
Bullshit, it's because of morons like that who believe the rules dont apply to them and it's acceptable to take shortcuts that we now have the current H & S
Nah mate, it's the muppets who injure themselves doing simple shit that gets all the H&S bollocks dropped on our heads. Those who know their shit but are just a bit old school and/or cunty and expect to get on the tools are a different problem; you can't tell em apart from the numpties, and if they fail the attitude test there is no reason to :laugh:
dangerous
3rd May 2016, 19:11
Bullshit, it's because of morons like that who believe the rules dont apply to them and it's acceptable to take shortcuts that we now have the current H & S
piss off noddy... its because we arnt allowd to teach our kids the hard way, the right way, shit sakes I got a writen warning the other day for "raising" my voice on site... yeah thats right I yelled at the sniviling wee hairy arse to harden up and get over it, he dident want to go out side it was to cold... FFS wimps soft cock wimps leaders of the future... and cos we cant yell and shout push there sorry arse out side in the cold they are growing up as thick as fuck brain dead zombies... COS of this we now need all the rules and regs under the sun with the threat of 90k fines and or jail
piss off noddy... its because we arnt allowd to teach our kids the hard way, the right way, shit sakes I got a writen warning the other day for "raising" my voice on site... yeah thats right I yelled at the sniviling wee hairy arse to harden up and get over it, he dident want to go out side it was to cold... FFS wimps soft cock wimps leaders of the future... and cos we cant yell and shout push there sorry arse out side in the cold they are growing up as thick as fuck brain dead zombies... COS of this we now need all the rules and regs under the sun with the threat of 90k fines and or jailUmmm, there were a fuckton more workplace accidents when everyone learned the way you describe. The two things are not related.
Ocean1
3rd May 2016, 19:22
Bullshit, it's because of morons like that who believe the rules dont apply to them and it's acceptable to take shortcuts that we now have the current H & S
Actually, you have the current H & S because politicians.
Just because someone else has a pecuniary interest in my health and safety it doesn't mean they have an ethical right to dictate how I manage my risks.
sidecar bob
3rd May 2016, 19:23
ya all such a cheerfull lot aint ya, maybe its your aragance and attude that has the client jumping the yellow chain and walking past the "do not enter" sign... they have a chuckle to themselves as they wind ya up.
.
I suspect you know fuck all about my workplace demeanour based on that assumption.
Kickaha
3rd May 2016, 19:23
piss off noddy... its because we arnt allowd to teach our kids the hard way, the right way, shit sakes I got a writen warning the other day for "raising" my voice on site... yeah thats right I yelled at the sniviling wee hairy arse to harden up and get over it, he dident want to go out side it was to cold... FFS wimps soft cock wimps leaders of the future... and cos we cant yell and shout push there sorry arse out side in the cold they are growing up as thick as fuck brain dead zombies... COS of this we now need all the rules and regs under the sun with the threat of 90k fines and or jail
Different issue muppet, yelling at someone isn't safety related, having some dick wandering around the workshop while we're working is
You're a cunt anyway, you would have deserved the warning :shifty:
Woodman
3rd May 2016, 19:27
piss off noddy... its because we arnt allowd to teach our kids the hard way, the right way, shit sakes I got a writen warning the other day for "raising" my voice on site... yeah thats right I yelled at the sniviling wee hairy arse to harden up and get over it, he dident want to go out side it was to cold... FFS wimps soft cock wimps leaders of the future... and cos we cant yell and shout push there sorry arse out side in the cold they are growing up as thick as fuck brain dead zombies... COS of this we now need all the rules and regs under the sun with the threat of 90k fines and or jail
Previous company i worked for, we had to do online training modules, and one day I completed the bullying module. After completing called my manager and told him that I can no longer run my branch because according to the bullying training module if one of my team thinks that a request from me is unreasonable for any reason then that constituted bullying and any and all complaints of bullying would be investigated. So yeah I see where you are coming from, your lazy labour unit was probably aware of how the system is now.
ellipsis
3rd May 2016, 19:28
...thems was fuckin good rants, man...:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
Madness
3rd May 2016, 19:35
Just because someone else has a pecuniary interest in my health and safety it doesn't mean they have an ethical right to dictate how I manage my risks.
Law # ethical.
Ocean1
3rd May 2016, 19:39
Ummm, there were a fuckton more workplace accidents when everyone learned the way you describe. The two things are not related.
Nope. If you don't let them learn how to manage risk growing up when the consequences are moderate they end up as adults fucking absolutely everything up when the consequences are lethal.
dangerous
3rd May 2016, 19:40
Different issue muppet, yelling at someone isn't safety related, having some dick wandering around the workshop while we're working is
You're a cunt anyway, you would have deserved the warning :shifty:
yeah.. a good cunt...
hey you have let me wander all over your work places in the past, even use the gears there... didnt die did I? NO... cos I have a brain that I use unlike the retards of today "Y" generating or what ever ya call em, so same issue different out come
I suspect you know fuck all about my workplace demeanour based on that assumption.correct...
Ummm, there were a fuckton more workplace accidents when everyone learned the way you describe. The two things are not related.
ya they proberly aint... and I dont believe there were more accos in the past, I see more now days than I ever have...
Nope. If you don't let them learn how to manage risk growing up when the consequences are moderate they end up as adults fucking absolutely everything up when the consequences are lethal.
aint that the truth brother O1
So yeah I see where you are coming from, your lazy labour unit was probably aware of how the system is now.
ahhh yes...
Ocean1
3rd May 2016, 19:41
Law # ethical.
Yep. And faced with a choice you'd be an obedient wee citizen, eh?
I don't expect my administration to force me to choose.
Scuba_Steve
3rd May 2016, 19:44
I do wonder what the actual results for this over coddling is, weather they've actually saved anyone.
Sure there's probably a couple people they've managed to save via it [retards] but overall has it changed anything? Most people were intelligent enough in the 1st place to see the spinny blade or hot fire & decide for themselves not to touch... the rest deserve what they get really.
There's also a chance that like the 'hit me I'm here' vest that goes largely ignored nowadays due to it's over use that all this new shit will end up going the same way & end more detrimental to H&S
Again I'm talking the over-protective nanning & not basic/needed H&S before anyone goes on about "back in the mining days" or "before OSH" etc etc
dangerous
3rd May 2016, 19:47
https://www.facebook.com/1732960170323878/videos/1774211206198774/
Madness
3rd May 2016, 19:49
Yep. And faced with a choice you'd be an obedient wee citizen, eh?
It's appearances that matter.
I don't expect my administration to force me to choose.
My administration has been labelling me a criminal for decades without there being a single victim. And the cunts still take my taxes.
Ocean1
3rd May 2016, 19:54
It's appearances that matter.
My administration has been labelling me a criminal for decades without there being a single victim. And the cunts still take my taxes.
Rational Anarchist.
“A rational anarchist believes that concepts such as ‘state’ and ‘society’ and ‘government’ have no existence save as physically exemplified in the acts of self-responsible individuals. He believes that it is impossible to shift blame, share blame, distribute blame…as blame, guilt, responsibility are matters taking place inside human beings singly and nowhere else. But being rational, he knows that not all individuals hold his evaluations, so he tries to live perfectly in an imperfect world…aware that effort will be less than perfect yet undismayed by self-knowledge of self-failure.”
Congratulations.
Madness
3rd May 2016, 19:57
Congratulations.
Yeah, but can you spell psychology?
Grumph
3rd May 2016, 20:05
The same engineering shop owner who let me use his gear, told me that at least one local logging outfit has been told that every bugger using a chainsaw must have a spotter.
I reckoned that was a good opening for me, i can stand around watching with the best - and shout "NO" as loud as anyone....
dangerous
6th May 2016, 19:22
WTF... is it with the human driver?
so not once but twice this week I have had a car pull out on me on the open road... hey thats ok no big deal indicator on and start passing (no point in getting agro tooting and flashing lights) next second ya see fumes pouring out of the other car, Im accelerating now to pass as I am committed... so from 100k to 130k and the cock sucker is still beside me... shit sakes Im in a diesel tapped out so fuck you im now indicating to pull back in.. THEY toot and flash I continue on gradually slowing down to 110... they drop way back
FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT
EDIT:
ok so the 1st event... guy was in a feedlands ute doing 80k, like I said no worries Ill pass... seen the smoke pour out of his ute so from 80-130k.. I stoped at a intersection further up he pulled up behind me, ginga was fuming now so out I got and we had words... why the fuck did you do that... answer I was going slow cos I had my old mum with me (so he did, said hi to the pasanger) then said so I have no issue with that but what the fucken hell did you plant boot? he said "huh no I didnt"
caspernz
6th May 2016, 19:35
Must be related to the horse float towing muppet dawdling at 70-75 on a four lane. Only when I pulled into the fast lane in my lorry did the pace crank up to about 95-100. Ok, sweet I thought. Onto the two lane and the pace drops back to 70-75 again. By this stage a few cars are between us, I can just see the collective aggro going pear shaped, so sit well back. Funnily enough the horse float pilot got to talk to a man in a blue uniform half an hour or so later... I wonder who reported this suspected drunk driver haha....?
Grumph
6th May 2016, 20:03
WTF... is it with the human driver?
so not once but twice this week I have had a car pull out on me on the open road... hey thats ok no big deal indicator on and start passing (no point in getting agro tooting and flashing lights) next second ya see fumes pouring out of the other car, Im accelerating now to pass as I am committed... so from 100k to 130k and the cock sucker is still beside me... shit sakes Im in a diesel tapped out so fuck you im now indicating to pull back in.. THEY toot and flash I continue on gradually slowing down to 110... they drop way back
FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT
EDIT:
ok so the 1st event... guy was in a feedlands ute doing 80k, like I said no worries Ill pass... seen the smoke pour out of his ute so from 80-130k.. I stoped at a intersection further up he pulled up behind me, ginga was fuming now so out I got and we had words... why the fuck did you do that... answer I was going slow cos I had my old mum with me (so he did, said hi to the pasanger) then said so I have no issue with that but what the fucken hell did you plant boot? he said "huh no I didnt"
Yeah, get that a lot on our straight roads D. Best thing I've done since moving out here is change to a petrol vehicle from the diesel van...I can out drag the bloody cocky's in diesels from say 85k to 120 which cuts my exposure time nicely.
scumdog
6th May 2016, 20:08
Just about the slowest way to get from A to B?
Drive a cop car, it seems to suck all the energy out of any car on front.
C'mon people, 92kph ain't the speed limit:angry:
Just about the slowest way to get from A to B?
Drive a cop car, it seems to suck all the energy out of any car on front.
C'mon people, 92kph ain't the speed limit:angry:
yes, but when was the last time your gang enforced "failing to keep left" "failing to give way" or "impeding traffic"?
No? Didnt think so. :tugger:
scumdog
6th May 2016, 20:17
yes, but when was the last time your gang enforced "failing to keep left" "failing to give way" or "impeding traffic"?
No? Didnt think so. :tugger:
Pfft what an assumptive blow-hard, ain't seen any of my work, have you?:motu:
dangerous
6th May 2016, 20:22
Just about the slowest way to get from A to B?
Drive a cop car, it seems to suck all the energy out of any car on front.
C'mon people, 92kph ain't the speed limit:angry:
yeah... WTF is it with people that drop to 90k when they see a cop car... shit the other day a marked car was following another car at 90k.. I pulled out and past em both... :brick:
Pfft what an assumptive blow-hard, ain't seen any of my work, have you?:motu:
none whatever.
Obviously not very effective.
Madness
6th May 2016, 20:31
I've figured out that the white marked popo cars that you often see parked around Drury on the Southern aren't there on traffic duty. No. The cunts go down there for a fucking snooze, I'm convinced of it.
that child yelling at me on the 2cheap shitheap adds ont telly needs a good clip around the ear along with whoever thought it was a good idea
caspernz
6th May 2016, 20:50
I've figured out that the white marked popo cars that you often see parked around Drury on the Southern aren't there on traffic duty. No. The cunts go down there for a fucking snooze, I'm convinced of it.
Still not sure whether they enjoy the honk of a truck horn yet...
that child yelling at me on the 2cheap shitheap adds ont telly needs a good clip around the ear along with whoever thought it was a good idea
I know her. Her parents think she is hilarious!
Grumph
7th May 2016, 07:20
More a saturday morning rant...
Fucking Duckshooters. We're under seige with shots going off all around us. I've heard pellets on the bloody roof several times already this morning.
You'd at least hope that when they set up they'd work out their safe field of fire to avoid populated areas - but no.
Fuckwits.
Madness
7th May 2016, 07:23
More a saturday morning rant...
Fucking Duckshooters. We're under seige with shots going off all around us. I've heard pellets on the bloody roof several times already this morning.
You'd at least hope that when they set up they'd work out their safe field of fire to avoid populated areas - but no.
Fuckwits.
They started before dawn here. Fuck knows what they shot in the dark. I'm going to go count the cows shortly.
More a saturday morning rant...
Fucking Duckshooters. We're under seige with shots going off all around us. I've heard pellets on the bloody roof several times already this morning.
You'd at least hope that when they set up they'd work out their safe field of fire to avoid populated areas - but no.
Fuckwits.
you realise that by the time they reach you theyre probably going no faster than your average hail stone.
Less of a problem with leadshot, but the new steel could be more painful...
I hate to say it, but you probably have cause to complain to the enforcement.
Grumph
7th May 2016, 09:02
you realise that by the time they reach you theyre probably going no faster than your average hail stone.
Less of a problem with leadshot, but the new steel could be more painful...
I hate to say it, but you probably have cause to complain to the enforcement.
I'm picking at least some of the local law are out there shooting.....
And i can point to a hole in my wife's sewing room window where what i think was a .22 came in while she was sewing a while back.
Firearm safety in this neck of the woods is poor.
dangerous
7th May 2016, 19:25
More a saturday morning rant...
Fucking Duckshooters. We're under seige with shots going off all around us. I've heard pellets on the bloody roof several times already this morning.
You'd at least hope that when they set up they'd work out their safe field of fire to avoid populated areas - but no.
Fuckwits.
fucking right... the old bastard over the road cranked up at 5am... silly old c#$t is at it again now... but hes a bloody good old bastard
none whatever.
Obviously not very effective.
well actually mate... I believe his effectiveness is well up there... Iv been on duty with him and believe altho bosses may not agree his method of inforcment works well.. WHY... cos it gets resepct, something you are yet to learn
Grumph
8th May 2016, 07:37
fucking right... the old bastard over the road cranked up at 5am... silly old c#$t is at it again now... but hes a bloody good old bastard
Amusingly (from my point of view...) there's a hot air balloon up this morning - and heading out across the area where most of the duckshooters are...
That might put a crimp in the barrage - or might not. Don't think I'd have put one up around here early in the duckshooting season. Are Jap tourists in season ?
Coming your way D.
fucking right... the old bastard over the road cranked up at 5am... silly old c#$t is at it again now... but hes a bloody good old bastard
well actually mate... I believe his effectiveness is well up there... Iv been on duty with him and believe altho bosses may not agree his method of inforcment works well.. WHY... cos it gets resepct, something you are yet to learn
waiwaiwaiwaiwaiiiiiiiit.
YOU are a cop?
Oh lawl.
(and. Respect where it's due, please, if you think i've disrespected anyone here that didn't deserve it, let me know)
Berries
8th May 2016, 09:15
YOU are a cop?
Oh lawl.
Inforcment officer is a different thing alltoggle.
dangerous
8th May 2016, 18:08
waiwaiwaiwaiwaiiiiiiiit.
YOU are a cop?
Oh lawl.
LOL I said Id been on duty with him... hand cuffed in the back seat with a bruise to the temple cos aparently the door was a bit lower than he thought...
Kickaha
8th May 2016, 19:00
waiwaiwaiwaiwaiiiiiiiit.
YOU are a cop?
Oh lawl.
(and. Respect where it's due, please, if you think i've disrespected anyone here that didn't deserve it, let me know)
Cunt of a person too
You don't want to be riding a bike or even driving a car through Balclutha with him about
or you'll probably end up staying at his house, having tea cooked for you and being shouted drinks
LOL I said Id been on duty with him... hand cuffed in the back seat with a bruise to the temple cos aparently the door was a bit lower than he thought...
he gets +1 mana for that.
But still. My points stand.
sidecar bob
8th May 2016, 19:21
Well the Wrb protest ride footage on channel three news tonight was a total embarrassment to motorcyclists everywhere.
Cheers guys, thanks for making us all look like uninformed knob ends with incredibly poor dress sense.
husaberg
8th May 2016, 19:22
Cunt of a person too
You don't want to be riding a bike or even driving a car through Balclutha with him about
or you'll probably end up staying at his house, having tea cooked for you and being shouted drinks
The chances of him riding a bike are pretty remote.........
Considering he doesn't have one....
dangerous
8th May 2016, 19:36
Well the Wrb protest ride footage on channel three news tonight was a total embarrassment to motorcyclists everywhere.
Cheers guys, thanks for making us all look like uninformed knob ends with incredibly poor dress sense.
Harley riders huh? :facepalm:
sidecar bob
8th May 2016, 19:39
Harley riders huh? :facepalm:
Yep, it's a serious business this riding a motorbike sometimes on the weekend lark.
Well the Wrb protest ride footage on channel three news tonight was a total embarrassment to motorcyclists everywhere.
Cheers guys, thanks for making us all look like uninformed knob ends with incredibly poor dress sense.
Three abreast which includes some riding on the medium strip and when the road cones loomed into view on the medium strip, they accelerated up the oncoming lane to improve their road position.
nzspokes
8th May 2016, 21:36
The chances of him riding a bike are pretty remote.........
Considering he doesn't have one....
He has a bike.
Healing 10 speed.
husaberg
8th May 2016, 22:52
He has a bike.
Healing 10 speed.
:clap: But i'm pretty sure the goat only has one gear
bondage leather
Berries
9th May 2016, 01:17
Well the Wrb protest ride footage on channel three news tonight was a total embarrassment to motorcyclists everywhere.
Cheers guys, thanks for making us all look like uninformed knob ends with incredibly poor dress sense.
TVNZ version. (https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/motorcyclists-repeat-calls-ban-cheese-cutter-wire-rope-safety-barriers)
TV3 version. (http://www.newshub.co.nz/nznews/bikers-rally-against-cheese-cutter-barriers-2016050811#axzz483myQNK5)
Yeah, we watched the TVNZ story and the non riding wife commented on how they rode on the flush median and then in to the oncoming lane. I commented on the beards mainly, and the leather and the badges. The TV will edit things how they see fit, the only thing I took from the story was the BS statistic that some rider was maimed every two weeks by hitting wire rope barriers and that MP probably has a Harley in his garage.
nzspokes
9th May 2016, 06:27
Well the Wrb protest ride footage on channel three news tonight was a total embarrassment to motorcyclists everywhere.
Cheers guys, thanks for making us all look like uninformed knob ends with incredibly poor dress sense.
You get TV all the way down there these days?
Whether we like them or not, WRBs are here to stay.
I'd be more inclined to support a movement arguing for safety improvements to WRBs, and in fact all roadside and median barriers, to make them less dangerous to a motorcyclist in the unfortunate event of an off.
Work has been done on parts of the Coromandel to improve the safety and survivability of roadside barriers. It would be sensible to encourage the extension of such work to other roadside and median barriers.
Whether we like them or not, WRBs are here to stay.
I'd be more inclined to support a movement arguing for safety improvements to WRBs, and in fact all roadside and median barriers, to make them less dangerous to a motorcyclist in the unfortunate event of an off.
Work has been done on parts of the Coromandel to improve the safety and survivability of roadside barriers. It would be sensible to encourage the extension of such work to other roadside and median barriers.
100% agree, WRB's have proven not to be the biker killer most thought they were when there were serious protests about the installation of them way back in 2007.
TVI last night. I find the riding behaviour @ around the 1:27 mark interesting. And again at what the female says at the@ the :25 sec mark. I know of one that has died as a result of hitting a wire rope barrier. Cheese Barriers? :lol: wouldn't be so bad.
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/motorcyclists-call-removal-dangerous-wire-median-barriers.html?autoPlay=4883627735001
sidecar bob
9th May 2016, 16:49
Cheese Barriers? :lol: wouldn't be so bad.
Mmmm, Cheese Barriers:drool:
nzspokes
9th May 2016, 17:03
TVI last night. I find the riding behaviour @ around the 1:27 mark interesting. And again at what the female says at the@ the :25 sec mark. I know of one that has died as a result of hitting a wire rope barrier. Cheese Barriers? :lol: wouldn't be so bad.
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/motorcyclists-call-removal-dangerous-wire-median-barriers.html?autoPlay=4883627735001
Its not exactly hard to work out they are a stupid idea.
Mmmm, Cheese Barriers:drool:
http://worldartsme.com/images/swiss-cheese-clipart-1.jpg
Its not exactly hard to work out they are a stupid idea.
Tell that to someone who has not been involved in a head-on because of them...
nzspokes
9th May 2016, 17:11
Tell that to someone who has not been involved in a head-on because of them...
A concrete barrier would do the same thing. Worked on the Harbour Bridge. HTH
A concrete barrier would do the same thing. Worked on the Harbour Bridge. HTH
Agree.
However, I can not see WRBs being replaced with concrete barriers. So, instead of beating our heads against a brick wall, we could be advocating for WRBs to be made safer for bikers.
Its not exactly hard to work out they are a stupid idea.
Brilliant :facepalm: No motorcyclists would dispute that.
nzspokes
9th May 2016, 17:20
Agree.
However, I can not see WRBs being replaced with concrete barriers. So, instead of beating our heads against a brick wall, we could be advocating for WRBs to be made safer for bikers.
I would rather bang my head against a wire barrier, it will hurt less than a brick wall.
But yerp if they make them safe for riders then go for gold. Mate in Aussie had a benign low side and slid into one, took his leg off and damaged his arm. He was feckin lucky a mate was a paramedic that kept him alive. If the wires had gone all the way down he may have some broken bones but that would have been the worst of it.
This is where BRONZ could / should get involved and advocate for the WRBs to be made safer.
The research has been done as to what is required to improve their safety. If NZTA and ACC were truly interested in reducing the costs of road accidents then they could get a university engineering department involved with it - perhaps a PhD for someone and practical results for all concerned.
mashman
9th May 2016, 17:52
This is where BRONZ could / should get involved and advocate for the WRBs to be made safer.
The research has been done as to what is required to improve their safety. If NZTA and ACC were truly interested in reducing the costs of road accidents then they could get a university engineering department involved with it - perhaps a PhD for someone and practical results for all concerned.
Could use that that $30 ACC motorcycle levy thing from a while back to start a hemp farm to be used for winding between the existing barriers, cushioning the blow and removing the gaps (+economic benefits of it sequestering emissions, among other things... lol). Now, where do I pick up my PhD? ;)
sidecar bob
9th May 2016, 18:07
I really can't get my head around the Wrb angst. I'm probably not that smart, but I feel confident that I frequently ride past roadside hazards that could fuck me up far more than a Wrb.
Ocean1
9th May 2016, 18:11
I really can't get my head around the Wrb angst. I'm probably not that smart, but I feel confident that I frequently ride past roadside hazards that could fuck me up far more than a Wrb.
Then why are they there?
... Now, where do I pick up my PhD? ;)
You know what PhD means?
Piled higher and Deeper
sidecar bob
9th May 2016, 18:15
Then why are they there?
For people that pay far less attention to the task of operating a motor vehicle than I do I'd guess.
Then why are they there?
WRBs or median barriers in general?
Why barriers - either median or roadside... because we don't teach people to drive or ride, just how to start, steer and stop a vehicle...
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