Friday Night Rants?

[husaberg]

As long as the road was straight that may well be true.
Some years back I was going South on SH1 south of Ashvegas in the Mk2 jag we ran at the time. If the speedo had been in KPH, my indicated speed would have been just legal...Dot in the mirror turned into a trannie in the livery of a New Brighton based carpet shop. I watched it pass in some disbelief...and wondered where the carpet laying emergency was....

One of my old bosses had a CF jumbo with a LD28 plus skyline 5 speed with a 3.3 Vauxhall diff center 160 KPM was its main crising speed. that said 5th was a real overdrive and it rattled along like an old TM Bedford.
He used to drive it everywheee with Earmuffs on. Pretty sure it could fit 3 quads plus. It used to eat gearboxs.
You likely know him Dave the steward

[Grumph]

One of my old bosses had a CF jumbo with a LD28 plus skyline 5 speed with a 3.3 Vauxhall diff center 160 KPM was its main crising speed. that said 5th was a real overdrive and it rattled along like an old TM Bedford.
He used to drive it everywheee with Earmuffs on. Pretty sure it could fit 3 quads plus. It used to eat gearboxs

My CF with LD28 and auto plus 3.3 diff could only use 13in rears as it was geared so tall....130kph cruise in relative quiet. Sold it when there was more bog in the shell than steel. Still lives as a mobile shed on a local farm....

[husaberg]

My CF with LD28 and auto plus 3.3 diff could only use 13in rears as it was geared so tall....130kph cruise in relative quiet. Sold it when there was more bog in the shell than steel. Still lives as a mobile shed on a local farm....

Yeah no idea re the wheels size but it was geared high hense my 5 was an real overdrive, pretty sure it needed at least 120+ clicks before even entertaining the thoughts of using 5th gear......

[scumdog]

Selling three 2.0 Cortina motors and a four-speed gearbox for $170.

Is that a fairprice or am I ripping myself off???:crazy:

[RDJ]

I'll be riding the Parapara Highway tomorrow morning. I'm absolutely going to pull over for rogue Cortinas driven by policepeople... Because it's clear from their posts they always have and demand the right of way and can enforce it on on us plebeians.

[eldog]

I would have smashed you all in the Transit

Closed private road testing it will hit 140kmh fully loaded and still accelerating

Was that off Cliff Rd?:banana:

last time I was in a Transit van it could barely do 90, rat telly bucket of bolts

[eldog]

The Parapara Highway...

I went for a loop-ride up there this afternoon after work

There must be something in the air.

I got passed by

- a WRX

- a Mondeo

- an XR6

- and a Nissan ute

all where there was NOT good visibility

either they were crazed... or I'm just old :confused:
your alive, ready to drive/ride/race another day:Punk:

Own your ride dude

[RDJ]

your alive, ready to drive/ride/race another day:Punk:

Own your ride dude

I do.

I am also aware of peeps with badges who think they can do no wrong. They are sometimes wrong. :tugger: You should be aware of them too. :(

[scumdog]

I'll be riding the Parapara Highway tomorrow morning. I'm absolutely going to pull over for rogue Cortinas driven by policepeople... Because it's clear from their posts they always have and demand the right of way and can enforce it on on us plebeians.


Are you drinking???:blink:

[ellipsis]

...No I'm not...

[RDJ]

Are you drinking???:blink:

Are you projecting?

[RDJ]

Are you drinking???:blink:

Are you driving there tomorrow morning...?

[scumdog]

Are you projecting?

Nope, not the last time I looked I wasn't...:whistle:

[Madness]

Selling three 2.0 Cortina motors and a four-speed gearbox for $170.

Is that a fairprice or am I ripping myself off???:crazy:

I saw a lovely Mk4 (could have been a Mk5?) with a very faded For Sale sign in the window whilst crawling through Spaghetti Junction yesterday. I called out to ask the price, to which thw owner proclaimed "$4,000". Bargain! I said.

I know a Twat on the North Shore who paid $8,000 for an original but rusty snot green Mk3 last year :facepalm:

I think you're ripping yourself off but hey, more room in the shed for new shit!

[eldog]

I do.

I am also aware of peeps with badges who think they can do no wrong. They are sometimes wrong. :tugger: You should be aware of them too. :(

Yeah met both types, usually the imported ones have a chip on shoulder.

just like all walks of life, there's the good and bad.

if I am in the wrong I just take it, be straight up and have a good attitude.

otherwise I just chill, had quite a few breath checks while on bike no worries 99.99% never drink and ride.

had a couple who could do no wrong, really put me off helping others esp authority figures.

then had an accident at work I called 111 for ambo, they wouldn't send one, 2 coppers turned up, 1 was furious no ambo on way, he rang up and demanded one. The guy survived.
He raised my perception of coppers that day not so much about the 111 service.

[RDJ]

Nope, not the last time I looked I wasn't...:whistle:

Good to know. Then I can ride safely without worrying about revenue-collecting obsessives on my six.

[Madness]

Good to know. Then I can ride safely without worrying about revenue-collecting obsessives on my six.

By the sounds of it, what with being overtaken by just about everything but Farmer Jack's tractor, I don't think you have much to worry about anyway. In fact, don't even bother checking your speedo, you'll be fine ;)

[eldog]

Good to know. Then I can ride safely without worrying about revenue-collecting obsessives on my six.

Yeah right.

[eldog]

Farmer Jack's tractor

Some of them powered by Lamborghini engines

[scumdog]

Good to know. Then I can ride safely without worrying about revenue-collecting obsessives on my six.

"If I ride safely I won't have to worry about revenue-collecting obsessives"

Isn't that what you really meant?;)

[Berries]

Good to know. Then I can ride safely without worrying about revenue-collecting obsessives on my six.
Just watch out for

- a WRX

- a Mondeo

- an XR6

- and a Nissan ute

and my Gran in her Austin 7.



Bad day today was it?

[gsxr]

Selling three 2.0 Cortina motors and a four-speed gearbox for $170.

Is that a fairprice or am I ripping myself off???:crazy:

Im no expert but to me they are worth far more than 2 bottles of whiskey .

[scumdog]

Im no expert but to me they are worth far more than 2 bottles of whiskey .


Dang, too late - they're gone:weep:

[98tls]

Selling three 2.0 Cortina motors and a four-speed gearbox for $170.

Is that a fairprice or am I ripping myself off???:crazy:

Vickys mum still gets about in a mk4 tina mate...only on Fridays for the trip to new world which everynow and then finds a "do you want to sell blah blah blah" note left on the windscreen:facepalm:orrible things when new more so these days i reckon.

[ellipsis]

Dang, too late - they're gone:weep:


...rest easy...the whole lot were only worth a bottle...and cheap shit...

[Berries]

Vickys mum still gets about in a mk4 tina mate...only on Fridays for the trip to new world which everynow and then finds a "do you want to sell blah blah blah" note left on the windscreen:facepalm:orrible things when new more so these days i reckon.
I was looking at a MK1 Lotus last weekend, brother in law said he liked the look of the MK5.

Where do you start?

[sidecar bob]

Stupid old girl drove into the yard this afternoon, ignores the vacant car parks & the customer parking sign & attempts the most retarded three (or more) point turn in a space you couldn't swing a cat in.
I looked up waiting for the impact not entirely sure which corner it would be on, but confident there would be one none the less.
As she reversed for the third time it happened, she hit another vehicle with the left rear of her car.
I went over to the window & asked her to get out, so I could untangle the mess, only to discover that it was my fault that she had the accident, as while reversing, she was looking forward, searching my face for signs of panic so she knew when she was getting close to the other car. A fantastically resourceful & reliable method for reversing a vehicle in a confined space i thought.
Unfortunately for her, I was wearing my slightly annoyed poker face, & in doing so caused her to hit the other car.

[merv]

So you'll be known as Bad News Bob from now on huh?

[sidecar bob]

So you'll be known as Bad News Bob from now on huh?

Fortunately she hit the other car in a particularly robust spot & did no harm except to her car.
I'm sure she will remember me as a bit of an asshole bob to be perfectly honest.
I had never met the lady before & wasnt in the immediate vicinity of the retarded manouvere so it was a bit of a responsibility to load on to me with no prior arrangement.

[unstuck]

Stupid old girl drove into the yard this afternoon, ignores the vacant car parks & the customer parking sign & attempts the most retarded three (or more) point turn in a space you couldn't swing a cat in.
I looked up waiting for the impact not entirely sure which corner it would be on, but confident there would be one none the less.
As she reversed for the third time it happened, she hit another vehicle with the left rear of her car.
I went over to the window & asked her to get out, so I could untangle the mess, only to discover that it was my fault that she had the accident, as while reversing, she was looking forward, searching my face for signs of panic so she knew when she was getting close to the other car. A fantastically resourceful method for reversing a vehicle in a confined space i thought.
Unfortunately for her, I was wearing my slightly annoyed poker face, & in doing so caused her to hit the other car.

I rolled around on the floor of the big shed at work for 40 mins, laughing myself silly, while one of my workmates tried to back the landcruiser out of the big double roller doors a couple of weeks ago
He managed to hit both sides of the doors, and almost every pallet of drums inside the shed, plus the workbench and two other trucks that were parked inside.
Stupid thing was, when he started, it was only the cruiser that was inside the shed. The trailer was on the outside.
By the time I took over the wheel, he was right inside the shed, wedged up against the far wall.

He wondered why I would not let him drive me to where we were going.:facepalm:

A couple of days later he reversed into one of the fire sheds, and lifted it of its foundations, and broke the pump.

He now wants to go for his truck licence, boy have we got some laughs coming.:niceone:


On the rant front.............Nope, life is still pretty awesome.:Punk::Punk:

[unstuck]

Decided to go for a bit of a hoon down a really good twisty bit of gravel road on the way to work this morning, came over a rise and fuck me, there is a 2 tape electric fence right across the road :crazy: Managed to stay upright and just stopped inches from the thing.
Farmer raced across the paddock in his ute, and was very apologetic, And his excuse was he didn't expect anyone to come along.:facepalm:

Apart from that little incident, that threw me into angry man mode for a couple of minuets, life is still pretty AWESOME.:2thumbsup

[eldog]

Decided to go for a bit of a hoon down a really good twisty bit of gravel road on the way to work this morning, came over a rise and fuck me, there is a 2 tape electric fence right across the road :crazy: Managed to stay upright and just stopped inches from the thing.
Farmer raced across the paddock in his ute, and was very apologetic, And his excuse was he didn't expect anyone to come along.:facepalm:

Apart from that little incident, that threw me into angry man mode for a couple of minuets, life is still pretty AWESOME.:2thumbsup

So, your ride in rural Gore wasn't ELECTRIFYING? :rockon:

[unstuck]

So, your ride in rural Gore wasn't ELECTRIFYING? :rockon:

Nope. I am sure work is getting further away every day though. 34km's to the yard, and this morning it was 67km's getting there. :msn-wink:

[eldog]

Nope. I am sure work is getting further away every day though. 34km's to the yard, and this morning it was 67km's getting there. :msn-wink:

Watch it, you'll end up in Alexandra :bleh: and you know who lives there. :banana:

If you go too far you'll need a passport.....

[Moi]

Nope. I am sure work is getting further away every day though. 34km's to the yard, and this morning it was 67km's getting there. :msn-wink:

That's metrics for you... bring back proper measures like miles and chains and furlongs and gallons and quarts...

[eldog]

furlongs, so long since I have heard that word :psst:

I must have ridden a few furlongs, I wonder how many.

[unstuck]

That's metrics for you... bring back proper measures like miles and chains and furlongs and gallons and quarts...

I see what you did there. :clap::2thumbsup

[awa355]

gravel road on the way to work this morning,

There are other kinds of roads around Gore??? :nya::nya:

[Ocean1]

There are other kinds of roads around Gore??? :nya::nya:

I certainly remember a few dirt roads in the vicinity.

Usually soaked in waste oil to keep the dust down. Was a time it was common practice.

[scumdog]

furlongs, so long since I have heard that word :psst:

I must have ridden a few furlongs, I wonder how many.

Multiply your miles by eight?

[scumdog]

My rant? - can't get to the Vincent until tomorrow and it's a beautiful riding day right now!:pinch::angry2:

[eldog]

Multiply your miles by eight?

Do you still have them in Southland then?

Wondering as Unstuck was inches from a electrifying experience:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

Was a time it was common practice.

Still is around the Waikaka, Greenvale areas.

[eldog]

Still is around the Waikaka, Greenvale areas.


Here come the Greenies:facepalm:

[unstuck]

There are other kinds of roads around Gore??? :nya::nya:

Some really good bike roads around here, gravel and that new fangled tar stuff, that has been turning to liquid all week.:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Here come the Greenies:facepalm:

They wouldn't dare around that area.:shifty:

[Drew]

Fucken stupid cunts whinging about how the police treated those even fucken bigger cunts, that were sitting on the motorway.

Fuck I laughed when the bike cop throat chopped that lippy cunt that started to get up and hard. And the low rent whore looking cunt that got assisted off the road by her hair. OH MY FUCKING SIDES, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[eldog]

that new fangled tar stuff, that has been turning to liquid all week.:msn-wink:

Aussie roads don't seem to suffer as much as our ones, that shit is coming up everywhere, must be those cheap arse Councils and NZTA inspectors who need a reaming.

[Big Dog]

Multiply your miles by eight?
Furlong time I wondered.

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[Ocean1]

They wouldn't dare around that area.:shifty:

Aye. There may very well still be Mcleans in them thare hills.

Difficult bastards to a man.

[unstuck]

Aye. There may very well still be Mcleans in them thare hills.

Difficult bastards to a man.

There sure is.:niceone:

By difficult you mean " Angry bastards" then yep, thats them.

[AllanB]

I'd like to rant about work and my customers. But that would be wrong.

[unstuck]

I'd like to rant about work and my customers. But that would be wrong.

Meeeeow. :bleh:

[scumdog]

I'd like to rant about work and my customers. But that would be wrong.

I know the feeling...:yes:

[idb]

Hah!
Meh!
Snort!

[oldrider]

I'd like to rant about work and my customers. But that would be wrong.

Only if they hear you - or some cunt blabs - have fun with that! :kick::thud:

[Akzle]

Only if they hear you - or some cunt blabs - have fun with that! :kick::thud:

shit the bed this morning maate?

[Scuba_Steve]

I know the feeling...:yes:

:psst: when you're extorting & stealing the money from them they aren't "customers" the word for that is victims

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2014/09/The_More_You_Know/lead_large.png :bleh:

[Drew]

:psst: when you're extorting & stealing the money from them they aren't "customers" the word for that is victims
No they're not you fuckwit. If they didn't do anything wrong, there would be nothing for them to take. If you want to protest this unjust fines system. Don't break the law.

[Scuba_Steve]

No they're not you fuckwit. If they didn't do anything wrong, there would be nothing for them to take. If you want to protest this unjust fines system. Don't break the law.

https://i.imgflip.com/quvs0.jpg

[Drew]

Picture of irony.

If you are so fucken opposed to paying tickets, stop getting them.

Stop whinging, or stop breaking the law. Either way, fuck off ya queen shaped cunt.

[Madness]

It's called playing the game. We all know the rules when we choose to play.

[Scuba_Steve]

If you are so fucken opposed to paying tickets, stop getting them.

Stop whinging, or stop breaking the law. Either way, fuck off ya queen shaped cunt.

http://newzealandmafia.com/files/Forums/imbecile.jpeg

[Drew]

It's called playing the game. We all know the rules when we choose to play.

Oh no, it's an unfair tax based on my own personal opinion of what I think I should be allowed to do!

It seems too difficult for some to accept. They signed a contract to abide by the rules, and they get fined for breaking it.

[Drew]

Clever comeback picture because I can't think of anything myself.

Perhaps. And yet I'm not the one who doesn't get how the system works, and accept the risks. What does that say about you.

[unstuck]

Perhaps. And yet I'm not the one who doesn't get how the system works, and accept the risks. What does that say about you.

And your inability to not respond to scuba's attempts to rile you, say what about you? :bleh::msn-wink:

[Scuba_Steve]

Perhaps. And yet I'm not the one who doesn't get how the system works, and accept the risks. What does that say about you.

I know how the system works, but I also know how it is [by legislation] supposed to work & I don't accept a currupt system.

[Akzle]

They signed a contract to abide by the rules, and they get fined for breaking it.

i didn't. So, ehhh....

[Jin]

Oh no, it's an unfair tax based on my own personal opinion of what I think I should be allowed to do!

It seems too difficult for some to accept. They signed a contract to abide by the rules, and they get fined for breaking it.
I can't seem to find a copy of this contract i supposedly signed. Could you send me a copy id love to have a read.

[Akzle]

I can't seem to find a copy of this contract i supposedly signed. Could you send me a copy id love to have a read.

he refers to an driving license. Also being a person registered in respect of a motorvehicle.

[Scuba_Steve]

he refers to an driving license. Also being a person registered in respect of a motorvehicle.

Which really isn't a binding contract anyways as not a single person is aware what they're signing or what it entails nor do the other party to the contract abide by their own terms

[mashman]

Which really isn't a binding contract anyways as not a single person is aware what they're signing or what it entails nor do the other party to the contract abide by their own terms

Ah, but ignorance is no excuse in the eyes of the law... or the vast majority of KB for that matter :D

[Drew]

And your inability to not respond to scuba's attempts to rile you, say what about you? :bleh::msn-wink:Says I'm still an angry child at heart.


I can't seem to find a copy of this contract i supposedly signed. Could you send me a copy id love to have a read.When you signed your licence. That you didn't know what it meant to sign, does not give you an out.

[Jin]

he refers to an driving license. Also being a person registered in respect of a motorvehicle.
A driving licence is not a contract its an ID.

Dumb apes on KB should stick to scratching themselves and not to spout shit on here that they obviously know jackshit about.

[mashman]

A driving licence is not a contract its an ID.

Your New Zealand photo driver licence card verifies who you are, the vehicles you're qualified to drive and any conditions you're required to meet when driving. (https://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licences/getting-a-licence/your-driver-licence-explained/)... fuckin moron.

[Jin]

Your New Zealand photo driver licence card verifies who you are, the vehicles you're qualified to drive and any conditions you're required to meet when driving. (https://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licences/getting-a-licence/your-driver-licence-explained/)... fuckin moron.
Its not a contract. Licence and contract are not synonymous. Fuckwit.

Edit. Im guessing you probably dont know what synonymous means so heres a short clip to help you out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ect-kgxBb4M

[unstuck]

Its not a contract. Licence and contract are not synonymous. Fuckwit.

Edit. Im guessing you probably dont know what synonymous means so heres a short clip to help you out.



Oooooo, some one has sand in their vagina.:laugh::laugh:

[Akzle]

A driving licence is not a contract its an ID.

Dumb apes on KB should stick to scratching themselves and not to spout shit on here that they obviously know jackshit about.

except it isnt, you lackwit.

It's not even "ID" but explaining that might esplode your tiny brain.

[Akzle]

Its not a contract. Licence and contract are not synonymous. Fuckwit.



you dont know what the fuck your talking about. So stop while your ahead.

[Jin]

you dont know what the fuck your talking about. So stop while your ahead.
you're

....

[Grumph]

Its not a contract. Licence and contract are not synonymous. Fuckwit.

Please, please, test this in court. I'm sure i'd hear the laughing in the SI.

My understanding of this is that you receive the licence as physical evidence that you've signed the contract to obey the road rules when you apply for permission to drive on the roads....and of course that you've passed the test required.

[mashman]

Its not a contract. Licence and contract are not synonymous. Fuckwit.

Edit. Im guessing you probably dont know what synonymous means so heres a short clip to help you out.

If you have signed anything with conditions, then it's a contract. Break the conditions and it's bye bye license. Fink about it broo.

[husaberg]

If you have signed anything with conditions, then it's a contract. Break the conditions and it's bye bye license. Fink about it broo.

Incorrect by legal definition a contract requires provisions for bargaining to have been made.
licences are just a take it or leave it proposition.
That said, break the written rules on either and there can be penalties enforced.

[Akzle]

Incorrect by legal definition a contract requires provisions for bargaining to have been made.
licences are just a take it or leave it proposition.
That said, break the written rules on either and there can be penalties enforced.

and where do you think you SIGNED UP for those rules, fuckwit.

It is a take it or leave it proposition. A bit like the price on your groceries. You legally CAN bargain, but it's construed that you've accepted the ts and cs when you take it to the counter.
(this is for everyone else, husa is too fuckin thick to get it)
Legally, however a contract requires full disclosure and consideration. But, all law is a contract. Governance is by consent.

[98tls]

and where do you think you SIGNED UP for those rules, fuckwit.

It is a take it or leave it proposition. A bit like the price on your groceries. You legally CAN bargain, but it's construed that you've accepted the ts and cs when you take it to the counter.
(this is for everyone else, husa is too fuckin thick to get it)
Legally, however a contract requires full disclosure and consideration. But, all law is a contract. Governance is by consent.

Or a bigger gun.

[husaberg]

Incorrect by legal definition a contract requires provisions for bargaining to have been made.
licences are just a take it or leave it proposition.
That said, break the written rules on either and there can be penalties enforced.



and where do you think you SIGNED UP for those rules, fuckwit.

It is a take it or leave it proposition. A bit like the price on your groceries. You legally CAN bargain, but it's construed that you've accepted the ts and cs when you take it to the counter.
(this is for everyone else, husa is too fuckin thick to get it)
Legally, however a contract requires full disclosure and consideration. But, all law is a contract. Governance is by consent.
I clearly and accurately posted the legal difference between a contract and a licence. You are just to thick to understand that.
As you clearly can't read a post, let alone a contract, I have a bridge for sale.
319358

Shame you have no money and I don't accept goats as currency.

[Akzle]

I clearly and accurately posted the legal difference between a contract and a licence. You are just to thick to understand that.
As you clearly can't read a post, let alone a contract, I have a bridge for sale.
319358

Shame you have no money and I don't accept goats as currency.

your too stupid to live. Kill yourself.

[husaberg]

your too stupid to live. Kill yourself.

Incorrect by legal definition a contract requires provisions for bargaining to have been made.
licences are just a take it or leave it proposition.
That said, break the written rules on either and there can be penalties enforced.


and where do you think you SIGNED UP for those rules, fuckwit.

It is a take it or leave it proposition. A bit like the price on your groceries. You legally CAN bargain, but it's construed that you've accepted the ts and cs when you take it to the counter.
(this is for everyone else, husa is too fuckin thick to get it)
Legally, however a contract requires full disclosure and consideration. But, all law is a contract. Governance is by consent.


Tell me, I didn't clearly point out the legal difference between a contract and a licience,while you were simply to stupid to realise that when you initially replied
ps youre to stupid

As for your example incorrect the deal is not made until you agree and pay for them.

[unstuck]

Tell me, I didn't clearly point out the legal difference while you were to stupid to realise that when you initially replied
ps youre to stupid

That would be "too stupid" , dummy.:bleh:

[Jin]

But, all law is a contract. Governance is by consent.
Quoted for idiocy.

[Akzle]

Tell me, I didn't clearly point out the legal difference while you were to stupid to realise that when you initially replied
ps youre to stupid

no. You didnt. You typed two sentences. Citing no legal difference at all. Using the word "legal" in the sentence didnt help you at all.
The bargaining is taken as done when you sign. Which is what i said in my first reply.

Your too stupid. Kill youre self.

[Akzle]

Quoted for idiocy.

for someone who's been wrong three times in as many posts you might want to do a bit more research before mouthing off.

Or not, i mean, i dont care if you show youself to be an ignorant moron.

[husaberg]

no. You didnt. You typed two sentences. Citing no legal difference at all. Using the word "legal" in the sentence didnt help you at all.
The bargaining is taken as done when you sign. Which is what i said in my first reply.

Your too stupid. Kill youre self.

Incorrect by legal definition a contract requires provisions for bargaining to have been made.
licences are just a take it or leave it proposition.
That said, break the written rules on either and there can be penalties enforced.

Incorrect with a licence there is no bargaining, I clearly pointed that out. I have posted it over and over again, you are just too stupid to figure out the subtle legal difference.
Yet if you could count, you would see I typed three sentences, I subsequently repeated this post two further times, , with clearly defined differences and commonalities underlined, in order to highlight the point to people with sub par intelligence such as yourself.
Yet you still couldn't figure it out.

I will break it down into something you can understand
When your goatfucking bitch self got your drivers licence you were unable to add a clause stating you were able to have your "wifegoat" ride with you unrestrained in the front seat.
Conversely if your goatfukinbitch self ever got a job you could attempt to bargain to have provisions allowing you to have your "wifegoat"accompany you to work.



Contract law, by contrast, revolves around the notion that two (or more) parties have bargained or negotiated an exchange of promises and/or performance. This notion includes three fundamental concepts: that one of the contracting parties has made an "offer," the other party has "accepted" the offer, and the accepting party has demonstrated its commitment to the offer by providing some sort of "consideration" back to the offeror.


When a lawyer speaks of a software license (often also called a "license agreement"), typically the lawyer is referring to a contract between the copyright holder/software vendor ("licensor") and a person or entity that wants to use the software in some way ("licensee"), whether by integrating the software into another product or as an end user. Such license agreements usually consist of the copyright license granted by the licensor, plus other conditions or limitations on the licensee, or promises by the licensor, that are enforceable under contract law.



"The word 'license' has, and has had for hundreds of years, a specific technical meaning in the law of property. A license is a unilateral permission to use someone else's property. The traditional example given in the first-year law school Property course is an invitation to come to dinner at my house. If, when you cross my threshold, I sue you for trespass, you plead my 'license,' that is, my unilateral permission to enter on and use my property.

"A contract, on the other hand, is an exchange of obligations, either of promises for promises or of promises of future performance for present performance or payment. The idea that 'licenses' to use patents or copyrights must be contracts is an artifact of twentieth-century practice, in which licensors offered an exchange of promises with users: 'We will give you a copy of our copyrighted work,' in essence, 'if you pay us and promise to enter into certain obligations concerning the work.' With respect to software, those obligations by users include promises not to decompile or reverse-engineer the software, and not to transfer the software."

The verb license or grant license means to give permission. The noun licence (British, Indian, Canadian, Australian,New Zealand, Irish or South African English or license (American English) refers to that permission as well as to the document recording that permission.
A license may be granted by a party ("licensor") to another party ("licensee") as an element of an agreement between those parties. A shorthand definition of a license is "an authorization (by the licensor) to use the licensed material (by the licensee).

A contract each contractual party must be a "competent person" having legal capacity. The parties may be natural persons ("individuals") or juristic persons ("corporations"). An agreement is formed when an "offer" is accepted. The parties must have an intention to be legally bound; and to be valid, the agreement must have both proper "form" and a lawful object. In England (and in jurisdictions using English contract principles), the parties must also exchange "consideration" to create a "mutuality of obligation," as in Simpkins v Pays
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That would be "too stupid" , dummy.:bleh:
Correct hippy.......:doh:

[oldrider]

All this from a guy (or guy's) who likes to brand others as bigoted anti-Semitic racists for daring to post mildly critical comments or observations of Zionist activities!

Selective self promotion of the moral high ground on steroids? :lol:

[husaberg]

All this from a guy (or guy's) who likes to brand others as bigoted anti-Semitic racists for daring to post mildly critical comments or observations of Zionist activities!

Selective self promotion of the moral high ground on steroids? :lol:

Most peoples morals exclude the fornication of goats as do the use of racist post. As far more than one person brand your and akzles posts as being profoundly bigoted racist and antisemetic, maybe you should take a few seconds to consider why that cap fits the both of you so well. Ergo as both of you two do not have bikes or post anything about them on what is a bike forum. the only logical reason either of you two post here is to espouse your racial agendas.:yawn:

[Oscar]

All this from a guy (or guy's) who likes to brand others as bigoted anti-Semitic racists for daring to post mildly critical comments or observations of Zionist activities!

Selective self promotion of the moral high ground on steroids? :lol:

You are the kind of mild "Good German" who allowed evil to thrive.

[oldrider]

You are the kind of mild "Good German" who allowed evil to thrive.

Would that god the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us! (Burns) Look closely in the mirror Oscar and see for yourself - the evil man! :yes:

[husaberg]

Would that god the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us! (Burns) Look closely in the mirror Oscar and see for yourself - the evil man! :yes:


All dependent upon protection by the myth of anti-Semitism and the ignorance of the masses! (Goyim - non Jew etc) Still stronger than ever today! :confused:

Then maybe explain your preoccupation with Hitler ie histories best known racial hate monger and how your own posts are all mirror images of Joseph gerbils.

Mein Kampf - often quoted seldom read - it is simply an historic infamous/famous (take your pick) book not illegal quite easy to obtain and available on line.
I have not read it yet but am doing so when I have time simply to see what it is all about and how much of it is reflected in what "actually" took place in history.
I posted it so that anybody else who felt the same could access it and see for themselves - does this cause you be afraid or something - is there something you fear?
The only thing to fear about fear is fear it's self ----- are you afraid we might learn that somebody has been telling porkies? :shutup:


You are the one telling the story making a fuss all I am doing is having a read of a book that gets mentioned and/or quoted a lot on KB and there it was on the net!


The current system is all there is so you have no choice you have to use it! (unless you are big enough to buck it - Hitler did and look where that got him!)

[Oscar]

Would that god the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us! (Burns) Look closely in the mirror Oscar and see for yourself - the evil man! :yes:

Tell us about "..the myth of anti-Semitism and the ignorance of the masses!"

Or maybe "...what "actually" took place in history."?

Or were you just following orders?



Also - by all means - find something that I've posted that is "evil".
I'd love to see what you come up with.

[oldrider]

Chortle chortle my how the bigots are gathering in excitement and expressing their love! :rofl:

[Oscar]

Chortle chortle my how the bigots are gathering in excitement and expressing their love! :rofl:

Instead of blithering on, why don't you answer the question, Herr Unteroffizer?

[husaberg]

Chortle chortle my how the bigots are gathering in excitement and expressing their love! :rofl:

Why don't you post the last 20 reps you gave and and received unless you have anything to hide, a screenshot of each will suffice.
Then we will see who is the racist bigot gathering in excitement and expressing love.

Note the site rules that you signed up to on joining KB


Thread topics, posts and attachments must not contain:
•graphic descriptions of sexual acts, violence, injury, suffering, racism, death, or obscenities
•soliciting for any activity of an illegal, sexual, violent or racist nature


Hint posting links to Mein Kamph is soliciting activity of a racist nature.
As is continually for no reason in multiple threads spouting off the exact same racist propaganda predominate during and prior to WW2.

As I have said to you previously write a letter to your local paper stating the exact same things as you do anonymously on KB, then see what response you get from the general public.

[Drew]

Why don't you post the last 20 reps you gave and and received unless you have anything to hide, a screenshot of each will suffice.
Then we will see who is the racist bigot gathering in excitement and expressing love.

Note the site rules that you signed up to on joining KB




Hint posting links to Mein Kamph is soliciting activity of a racist nature.
As is continually for no reason in multiple threads spouting off the exact same racist propaganda predominate during and prior to WW2.

As I have said to you previously write a letter to your local paper stating the exact same things as you do anonymously on KB, then see what response you get from the general public.
Linking to a book about racism, is not soliciting racism.

[husaberg]

Linking to a book about racism, is not soliciting racism.

You might need to revist that idea Drew, he was suggesting everyone should read it as it contains the truth about Jews. Maybe look up what soliciting means.
Or just substitute the word child pornography for the word racism and then link a book extolling the virtues of child pornography then tell me you reach the same conclusion.


All dependent upon protection by the myth of anti-Semitism and the ignorance of the masses! (Goyim - non Jew etc) Still stronger than ever today! :confused:

Hitler's Germany dared to expose them by controlling Germany's own money system and are still paying the price for that "crime" today!

Thanks again to mass ignorance of the Gentile or non Jew and the perpetuation of the anti-Semitic myth! :zzzz: Time to wake up? :shit:


Many posters on KB refer to Hitler and Mein Kampf etc but have never seen or read it and have very little understanding about real German Jewish history or WW2!

Here is "Mein Kampf" for free: http://www.radicalpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Adolf-Hitler-Mein-Kampf-english-translation-unexpurgated-1939-copy-2.pf

[Drew]

You might need to revist that idea Drew, he was suggesting everyone should read it as it contains the truth about Jews. Maybe look up what soliciting means.
Or just substitute the word child pornography for the word racism and then link a book extolling the virtues of child pornography then tell me you reach the same conclusion.
Should someone advocate the writings and encourage others to follow, it's could be soliciting.

I'm not familiar with exactly what he said on the subject, just what you said and you hadn't given any context. Just that he posted links.

I can post links to articles about kiddie porn, just not to actual kiddie porn.

[Berries]

When your goatfucking bitch self got your drivers licence you were unable to add a clause stating you were able to have your "wifegoat" ride with you unrestrained in the front seat..
Lost the plot much?

[husaberg]

Lost the plot much?

note the context if you want to get akzle to understand the difference between a licience and a contract how else can it be said to him logic is clearly inapplicable when it comes to Akzle

Incorrect by legal definition a contract requires provisions for bargaining to have been made.
licences are just a take it or leave it proposition.
That said, break the written rules on either and there can be penalties enforced.
posting this (above) three times didn't get the message across, but as soon as I added the wifegoat he then understood implicitly.

I will break it down into something you can understand
When your goatfucking bitch self got your drivers licence you were unable to add a clause stating you were able to have your "wifegoat" ride with you unrestrained in the front seat.
Conversely if your goatfukinbitch self ever got a job you could attempt to bargain to have provisions allowing you to have your "wifegoat"accompany you to work.

[husaberg]

Should someone advocate the writings and encourage others to follow, it's could be soliciting.

I'm not familiar with exactly what he said on the subject, just what you said and you hadn't given any context. Just that he posted links.

I can post links to articles about kiddie porn, just not to actual kiddie porn.
you of course can,but as I had said that would then be construed as soliciting.

[Akzle]

Lost the plot much?

ages ago. It's fuken funny to watch, in a sad way.

http://www.officeplayground.com/Assets/ProductPreview/pi1000-1499/1283_wind-upwildanimals_1b.jpg

[SVboy]

Husa, I have to take you to task over suggesting that axle might be associated with a licence, job or (goat)wife, and all in the same post. I think filling in his benefit forms is the closest he's ever got to a contract, and I doubt he did that without help!

[puddytat]

Some Chineezy dude said ...... If it offends you, dont look.

Good advice.....:yes:

[husaberg]

Husa, I have to take you to task over suggesting that axle might be associated with a licence, job or (goat)wife, and all in the same post. I think filling in his benefit forms is the closest he's ever got to a contract, and I doubt he did that without help!

I am pretty sure axhole thinks his job is resident racist troll.

[Drew]

you of course can,but as I had said that would then be construed as soliciting.

It isn't soliciting untill I attempt to get other people to partake in the porn.

[husaberg]

It isn't soliciting untill I attempt to get other people to partake in the porn.

Soliciting is the act of encouraging the participation not the actual act.

[oldrider]

husashill tries too hard - maybe he is getting flustered and confused as he (they / whatever) continually twists what is said to suit his/their own agenda! :sick:

Oscar? - well we all know Oscar - :killingme

[husaberg]

husashill tries too hard - maybe he is getting flustered and confused as he (they / whatever) continually twists what is said to suit his/their own agenda! :sick:

Oscar? - well we all know Oscar - :killingme


All dependent upon protection by the myth of anti-Semitism and the ignorance of the masses! (Goyim - non Jew etc) Still stronger than ever today! :confused:
After you explain the myth of anti-semitsm Then maybe explain your preoccupation with Hitler, ie histories best known racial hate monger and how your own posts are all mirror images of Joseph gerbils.

Mein Kampf - often quoted seldom read - it is simply an historic infamous/famous (take your pick) book not illegal quite easy to obtain and available on line.
I have not read it yet but am doing so when I have time simply to see what it is all about and how much of it is reflected in what "actually" took place in history.
I posted it so that anybody else who felt the same could access it and see for themselves - does this cause you be afraid or something - is there something you fear?
The only thing to fear about fear is fear it's self ----- are you afraid we might learn that somebody has been telling porkies? :shutup:

[Jin]

I shredded my drivers license today to reject the contract. Now the rules dont apply to me right?

[haydes55]

I shredded my drivers license today to reject the contract. Now the rules dont apply to me right?
Contract cancelation fee of $40 every time an officer sees that you have cancelled your contract.

[Akzle]

I shredded my drivers license today to reject the contract. Now the rules dont apply to me right?

correct.
More or less. Depends what your NAME is.

[Akzle]

Contract cancelation fee of $40 every time an officer sees that you have cancelled your contract.

the legislative infringement "driver fails to carry license" fee is $50.

Of course, if youre not a "driver"...

[Banditbandit]

I shredded my drivers license today to reject the contract. Now the rules dont apply to me right?


My mates have tried the "rules don't apply to me" argument many times .. never won one yet - I wil not hold my breath for you ...

[Jin]

correct.
More or less. Depends what your NAME is.
Good question. Is a birth certificate also a contract? Not that i can recall signing it.

[mashman]

Good question. Is a birth certificate also a contract? Not that i can recall signing it.

That's berth, and no, you were signed over to the government at birth by your rightful owners.

[Akzle]

That's berth, and no, you were signed over to the government at birth by your rightful owners.

OI!

I thought i was supposed to be the only "you've been sold into slavery, everything you've been told is a lie" conspiracy theorist/nutbar 'round 'ere!

But, pretty much what he said.

[Akzle]

(stop me if you've heard this one before)

a "birth certificate" is actually " a certificate of registration of live birth"

much like you may hold a "certificate of registration ef motor vehicle"
(and your license plates are said to be "live" in the system)

under legislation: to "register" is to abandon (to the crown inc.)
and you just rent "your" shit back off the owners - this is a) why you have to pay CVL and b) play by their rules

this is how they (crown inc.) can *legally* crush boy racer cars - because they own them.
because if i go ahead and destroy someone else's property, im in a world of shit. cos its illegal (and a dick maneuver)

[Jin]

ok so how do i contract out of the nz rules and laws? according to you idiots its all contractual

[ellipsis]

...now what the fuck has the last fucking five pages of drivel been about, ranting ,NO, wanking on about pointless, featureless shit, YES... that is not a Friday night fucking rant or any other day of the fucking week rant...what's wrong with you cunts fucking off and splitting pubic fucking hairs elsewhere...Jesus fucking Christ, what's fucking wrong with you...leave this thread now and stroke your fucking willy somewhere fucking else you cunts...you all make me want to go and kick some other cunts car...fuck off and come back with a normal old fucking rant about some fucking meaningless whim....kahnts...

...wasn't it a nice day....

[Akzle]

ok so how do i contract out of the nz rules and laws? according to you idiots its all contractual

that, son, is the multi-million dollar cestui qui vie trust question.

[scumdog]

...now what the fuck has the last fucking five pages of drivel been about, ranting ,NO, wanking on about pointless, featureless shit, YES... that is not a Friday night fucking rant or any other day of the fucking week rant...what's wrong with you cunts fucking off and splitting pubic fucking hairs elsewhere...Jesus fucking Christ, what's fucking wrong with you...leave this thread now and stroke your fucking willy somewhere fucking else you cunts...you all make me want to go and kick some other cunts car...fuck off and come back with a normal old fucking rant about some fucking meaningless whim....kahnts...

...wasn't it a nice day....


Wot 'e sed!:yes:

[Big Dog]

ok so how do i contract out of the nz rules and laws? according to you idiots its all contractual
Settle all debts.
Leave.
Allow your passport and dl to expire.
Never again engage with nz or her citizens.
For bonus points seek citizenship elsewhere if you don't already have one.

Until then you are bound by the laws of this land.

You agree to this buy being here and enjoying the benefit of doing so.

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[caspernz]

Settle all debts.
Leave.
Allow your passport and dl to expire.
Never again engage with nz or her citizens.
For bonus points seek citizenship elsewhere if you don't already have one.

Until then you are bound by the laws of this land.

You agree to this buy being here and enjoying the benefit of doing so.

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C'mon big fella, where be the picture for the no comprende dude? A crayon drawing will do...:killingme

[Shane M]

Do you people ride bikes

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[mashman]

OI!

I thought i was supposed to be the only "you've been sold into slavery, everything you've been told is a lie" conspiracy theorist/nutbar 'round 'ere!

But, pretty much what he said.

lol... it turns out that you may actually be more right than any other fucker on here. It brings on much lulz.

[mashman]

(stop me if you've heard this one before)

a "birth certificate" is actually " a certificate of registration of live birth"

much like you may hold a "certificate of registration ef motor vehicle"
(and your license plates are said to be "live" in the system)

under legislation: to "register" is to abandon (to the crown inc.)
and you just rent "your" shit back off the owners - this is a) why you have to pay CVL and b) play by their rules

this is how they (crown inc.) can *legally* crush boy racer cars - because they own them.
because if i go ahead and destroy someone else's property, im in a world of shit. cos its illegal (and a dick maneuver)

:stupid: ... some shits just fucked up.

[mashman]

...now what the fuck has the last fucking five pages of drivel been about, ranting ,NO, wanking on about pointless, featureless shit, YES... that is not a Friday night fucking rant or any other day of the fucking week rant...what's wrong with you cunts fucking off and splitting pubic fucking hairs elsewhere...Jesus fucking Christ, what's fucking wrong with you...leave this thread now and stroke your fucking willy somewhere fucking else you cunts...you all make me want to go and kick some other cunts car...fuck off and come back with a normal old fucking rant about some fucking meaningless whim....kahnts...

...wasn't it a nice day....

Oi poop shoot... it doesn't have to mean anything to you.

It was beautiful. Again. Getting a bit windy mind. Oh, gr, the wind... :eek:

[Akzle]

Until then you are bound by the laws of this land.

You agree to this buy being here and enjoying the benefit of doing so.

Sent via tapatalk.

legislation =/= "law of the land"
(not at my keyboard)

also.
Thats not how it is at all.

[Jin]

Settle all debts.
Leave.
Allow your passport and dl to expire.
Never again engage with nz or her citizens.
For bonus points seek citizenship elsewhere if you don't already have one.

Until then you are bound by the laws of this land.

You agree to this buy being here and enjoying the benefit of doing so.

Sent via tapatalk.
No way kimosabe. This is my country now.

[Big Dog]

No way kimosabe. This is my country now.
How.
How many muskets and blankets for something with a view?

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[Laava]

Just been on the piss with a few of my neighbours. One of whom works with a woman who is the niece of this guy. And his victim. As in, they are both her uncles. She has stated that the family are "embarrased" by him.
Apparently he was very recently deported from Oz after serving 18yrs for murdering his wife. Google backs this up. The guy he dealt to was allegedly shot, stabbed and had his throat slit.
What the fuck is up with these cunts, have they spent to much time getting serious on KB?

[sidecar bob]

Do you people ride bikes

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There's a dozen or so on here that once had bikes (or claim to have), but have sold them & would rather spend their days arguing about bullshit that doesn't matter that they can't change In some kind of retarded game of one upmanship that nobody else gives a shit about.
You will soon work out who they are & ignore them if you stick around.

[Madness]

There's a dozen or so on here that once had bikes (or claim to have), but have sold them & would rather spend their days arguing about bullshit that doesn't matter that they can't change In some kind of retarded game of one upmanship that nobody else gives a shit about.
You will soon work out who they are & ignore them if you stick around.

Yeah, those sidecar racers are queer cunts alright.

[bogan]

C'mon big fella, where be the picture for the no comprende dude? A crayon drawing will do...:killingme

Naw, just a step one be needed; log the fuck out (repeat as required).


There's a dozen or so on here that once had bikes (or claim to have), but have sold them & would rather spend their days arguing about bullshit that doesn't matter that they can't change In some kind of retarded game of one upmanship that nobody else gives a shit about.
You will soon work out who they are & ignore them if you stick around.

+1 :shifty:

[RGVforme]

...now what the fuck has the last fucking five pages of drivel been about, ranting ,NO, wanking on about pointless, featureless shit, YES... that is not a Friday night fucking rant or any other day of the fucking week rant...what's wrong with you cunts fucking off and splitting pubic fucking hairs elsewhere...Jesus fucking Christ, what's fucking wrong with you...leave this thread now and stroke your fucking willy somewhere fucking else you cunts...you all make me want to go and kick some other cunts car...fuck off and come back with a normal old fucking rant about some fucking meaningless whim....kahnts...

...wasn't it a nice day....

This brought a tear to my eye.....These Harley Ferguson chaps are so in touch with their emotions.

Classic case of saddlebag tassel tangle rage by the looks.

Does KB have a E sofa and some tissues so this lad can lie down and really get stuff out?.

[Grumph]

This brought a tear to my eye.....These Harley Ferguson chaps are so in touch with their emotions.

Classic case of saddlebag tassel tangle rage by the looks.

Does KB have a E sofa and some tissues so this lad can lie down and really get stuff out?.

Nearly fell off my seat laughing at this one - this "lad" will stand up and look you in the eye and call you a cunt most eloquently....
I'd also suspect he's a closet tassel remover - for the purposes of burning them - and pissing the owners off.
One of the hardest bastards i've ever met.

[Kickaha]

One of the hardest bastards i've ever met.
I guess he's ok for a filthy fucking ginga

[ellipsis]

hardest

...fuck yeah...hard of hearing, hard to walk, hard to get up, hard to understand...

[dangerous]

I guess he's ok for a filthy fucking ginga
fucks ya problem with the ginga???

[98tls]

fucks ya problem with the ginga???

:brick: Had a look at ya minge lately?:facepalm:Nothing right about a ginger minge....tis the devils work.

[dangerous]

Apparently he was very recently deported from Oz after serving 18yrs for murdering his wife. Google backs this up. The guy he dealt to was allegedly shot, stabbed and had his throat slit.
What the fuck is up with these cunts, have they spent to much time getting serious on KB?

mate, a riding buddys missus just processed 4 of these aussie rejects, she was telling me they arnt nice people, done there time there now sent back here... fucking aussies :facepalm:

[dangerous]

:brick: Had a look at ya minge lately?:facepalm:Nothing right about a ginger minge....tis the devils work.

fuck you brother :lol: im not silly drapes gone all grey and the carpets (or minge) are polished floor boards :lol:

[98tls]

fuck you brother :lol: im not silly drapes gone all grey and the carpets (or minge) are polished floor boards :lol:

:killingme:bash:...fuck you ive bourbon all over the keyboard,cunt.Saw a V-twin motor implanted in a motorcycle frame the right way round today....

[dangerous]

heres a rant, well more a lough... be it Saturday n all but hey been away last 4 weekends on the bike or off road, during the week dealing with real shit like kids n shit... so check me oll famous KB rep list and find these two red reps from a interesting person called Akzel.
Now Im after you lots thoughts on his comments...
is he serious and actually gay
is he thinking that such comments will upset me
is he retarded in some way
is he simply taking the piss
... hey fucked if I know but when I see such comments I shake my head with a grin and think... what a sad sad guy, no hope for some if thats the best most intalagent thing he can come up with, BUT dont get me wrong no way in hell do I feel sorry for the guy...

"lick the corn out of my asshole. Asshole" Akzel
"lick my asshole, and suck on my balls" Akzel

[98tls]

heres a rant, well more a lough... be it Saturday n all but hey been away last 4 weekends on the bike or off road, during the week dealing with real shit like kids n shit... so check me oll famous KB rep list and find these two red reps from a interesting person called Akzel.
Now Im after you lots thoughts on his comments...
is he serious and actually gay
is he thinking that such comments will upset me
is he retarded in some way
is he simply taking the piss
... hey fucked if I know but when I see such comments I shake my head with a grin and think... what a sad sad guy, no hope for some if thats the best most intalagent thing he can come up with, BUT dont get me wrong no way in hell do I feel sorry for the guy...

"lick the corn out of my asshole. Asshole" Akzel
"lick my asshole, and suck on my balls" Akzel

No idea mate but....the mrs is having a girly night out ie shit wine/ "no your arse looks fine it them" etc etc etc:weird: no doubt though that she will turn up home shitfaced so will see what the response to "lick my arsehole and suck on my balls is".

[SVboy]

heres a rant, well more a lough... be it Saturday n all but hey been away last 4 weekends on the bike or off road, during the week dealing with real shit like kids n shit... so check me oll famous KB rep list and find these two red reps from a interesting person called Akzel.
Now Im after you lots thoughts on his comments...
is he serious and actually gay
is he thinking that such comments will upset me
is he retarded in some way
is he simply taking the piss
... hey fucked if I know but when I see such comments I shake my head with a grin and think... what a sad sad guy, no hope for some if thats the best most intalagent thing he can come up with, BUT dont get me wrong no way in hell do I feel sorry for the guy...

"lick the corn out of my asshole. Asshole" Akzel
"lick my asshole, and suck on my balls" Akzel


He is a sad old pedo who subsists on the benefit in a northland caravan and relies on trolling KB to give his life meaning. I think it's not asking too much to humour him....before the P completely fucks what little is left......
I know I try!

[dangerous]

No idea mate but....the mrs is having a girly night out ie shit wine/ "no your arse looks fine it them" etc etc etc:weird: no doubt though that she will turn up home shitfaced so will see what the response to "lick my arsehole and suck on my balls is".

hahahaaaaaaaaaa, at a boy, you try that shit on LOL... mines out doing similer but wont be home so Im gona try n suck me own balls and then star fish all bloody night long :yes:

[98tls]

hahahaaaaaaaaaa, at a boy, you try that shit on LOL... mines out doing similer but wont be home so Im gona try n suck me own balls and then star fish all bloody night long :yes:

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do i guess,whilst at it give yourself a Donkey punch...

[dangerous]

:killingme:bash:...fuck you ive bourbon all over the keyboard,cunt.Saw a V-twin motor implanted in a motorcycle frame the right way round today....

yeah well it dosent suprise me ya cant handle ya piss weak bourbon, thats Mr cunt to you... and that motor is that way round cos its trying to hide like a emu with its head in the sand after seeing its own slime green arse reflection in that fancy fan dangle glass clutch lense... whats that about anyways... do ya look at it just to make sure the engine is still running?

[98tls]

yeah well it dosent suprise me ya cant handle ya piss weak bourbon, thats Mr cunt to you... and that motor is that way round cos its trying to hide like a emu with its head in the sand after seeing its own slime green arse reflection in that fancy fan dangle glass clutch lense... whats that about anyways... do ya look at it just to make sure the engine is still running?

Yea well thing is when there in the right way round there not trying to lie down on the road when idling.

[RGVforme]

heres a rant, well more a lough... be it Saturday n all but hey been away last 4 weekends on the bike or off road, during the week dealing with real shit like kids n shit... so check me oll famous KB rep list and find these two red reps from a interesting person called Akzel.
Now Im after you lots thoughts on his comments...
is he serious and actually gay
is he thinking that such comments will upset me
is he retarded in some way
is he simply taking the piss
... hey fucked if I know but when I see such comments I shake my head with a grin and think... what a sad sad guy, no hope for some if thats the best most intalagent thing he can come up with, BUT dont get me wrong no way in hell do I feel sorry for the guy...

"lick the corn out of my asshole. Asshole" Akzel
"lick my asshole, and suck on my balls" Akzel

Meat and 3 vege for the akzelnator....who is prob wanking furiously over us all talking about him as we type but hey

At least yah know where you stand esp if you like arse corn.....Kinda like the guys style.:rolleyes:

[dangerous]

Yea well thing is when there in the right way round there not trying to lie down on the road when idling. or stear ya round a bloody corner while on the back wheel

[98tls]

Meat and 3 vege for the akzelnator....who is prob wanking furiously over us all talking about him as we type but hey

At least yah know where you stand esp if you like arse corn.....Kinda like the guys style.:rolleyes:

:facepalm:Corn groupie?

[98tls]

or stear ya round a bloody corner while on the back wheel

Bet ya cant do the Waitaki bridge...that old girl has.

[RGVforme]

:facepalm:Corn groupie?

:crazy: I get the sudden urge to edit that last post for some reason.....lol..

I do like my corn popped just not out some guys bum.:corn:

[98tls]

:crazy: I get the sudden urge to edit that last post for some reason.....lol..

I do like my corn popped just not out some guys bum.:corn:

Tis ok mate...seems sticking your dick in another blokes arse is perfectly acceptable these days shit you can even walk him down the aisle if thats your thing...a few corn cobs matters little.

[oldrider]

No idea mate but....the mrs is having a girly night out ie shit wine/ "no your arse looks fine it them" etc etc etc:weird: no doubt though that she will turn up home shitfaced so will see what the response to "lick my arsehole and suck on my balls is".

Saw your car today out the corner of my eye - (cutting grass Redcastle road) - looked up and waved but I think I was too late and missed yah! :wavey:

That car (like your bike) is a good looking steed! :cool:

[scumdog]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!:bash:

[ellipsis]

...well...how about this...some bloke who thought he owed me, so dropped off some tins of 7% shit that I wouldn't drink if you payed me...I drunk the shit and for free...I feel that I have slashed my psyche to fuck...help....................................and it's only fucking fwiday....

[Moi]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!:bash:

OK... how about these barstools that moan and groan about the lack of Friday rants... jeez Wayne, haven't they got some hooch to drink that will put them to sleep and stop their bloody moaning and groaning and sounding like an old wooden hulled flat bottomed barge?

[RGVforme]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!:bash:

Ranting about the lack of ranting....Now that's a new desperate type of low even for KB lol.:apint:

[Drew]

Ranting about the lack of ranting....Now that's a new desperate type of low even for KB lol.:apint:

You weren't around in the old days. There was a small faction of us that would fly off the handle over anything. Most of us are gone now, those of us still here tend to have calmed down.

[eldog]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!:bash:

I did that at work recently, got hauled over the stones - got to be PC don't you know.

the Boss did concede I was right, but I have to remain calm.

[Drew]

I did that at work recently, got hauled over the stones - got to be PC don't you know.

the Boss did concede I was right, but I have to remain calm.
Boss sounds like a fucken dick.

[P38]

Boss sounds like a fucken dick.

It's a prerequisite. :bleh:

Think it's in the JD too.

Cheers
Pete

[dangerous]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!:bash:

HEY... I might be a wanker, but its mine so Ill do what ever the fuk I want with it... ok

[98tls]

HEY... I might be a wanker, but its mine so Ill do what ever the fuk I want with it... ok

Do ya do it sideways or like normal people?

[Kickaha]

What's wrong with you wankers - it's bloody Friday, get ranting ffs!:bash:

Fuck off copper, you're not the boss of us

[dangerous]

Do ya do it sideways or like normal people?

back in the 80's... a mate had a sticker on his 1100F "why be normal"

[eldog]

Boss sounds like a fucken dick.

Nah, he was right, I could see his point.

I will be replacing him sometime in the future, (unless something else happens).

He wants me to show that it doesn't affect me on the outside, even thought it's different on the inside. That way I win.

Just organise things differently and the problems don't occur.
I am learning to look forward and plan to circumvent problems.

trouble is my current job is all over the place. When we are busy I enjoy my job.
its other people that's the problem (kids are sick, wife sick, been on the piss the night before can't make it.)

[RGVforme]

You weren't around in the old days. There was a small faction of us that would fly off the handle over anything. Most of us are gone now, those of us still here tend to have calmed down.

Thank the stars for Ritalin aye lol

Its ok drew...I think this is called getting old.

Soon we will be back at it being arrogant dicks telling the young that based only on our time on this earth we know everything and they know nothing in lieu of any sound facts to add to a debate.:innocent:

[scumdog]

oK, it's not Friday and it doesn't nvolve a motorsickle but hey this is KB after all.

Anyhoo, went to go for a cruise in the Thunderbird and getting along the road it was going thump-thump-thump.

Yep, a freakin' delaminate in progress!:mad::angry2:

So back in the garage it went....:weep:

So what do you tyre types do to make them fuck-up like that Kickaha?

[oldrider]

oK, it's not Friday and it doesn't nvolve a motorsickle but hey this is KB after all.

Anyhoo, went to go for a cruise in the Thunderbird and getting along the road it was going thump-thump-thump.

Yep, a freakin' delaminate in progress!:mad::angry2:

So back in the garage it went....:weep:

So what do you tyre types do to make them fuck-up like that Kickaha?

Hmmmm too much loss of traction? :confused:

[dangerous]

dont be so farking miserable and stop buying bloody retreads from the 80's...
or after 50 bloody years youd be delamamating to... oh wait

[eldog]

oK, it's not Friday and it doesn't nvolve a motorsickle but hey this is KB after all.

Anyhoo, went to go for a cruise in the Thunderbird and getting along the road it was going thump-thump-thump.

Yep, a freakin' delaminate in progress!:mad::angry2:

So back in the garage it went....:weep:

So what do you tyre types do to make them fuck-up like that Kickaha?
Sustained loss of traction,
caused by sitting for far too long unused and creating a non round wheel
it can take a while but you can make it rounder by rotating the tyres between each trip.
stop buying those cheap retreads and get some decent rubber on there for once.

same with my motorcycle once I sorted the tyre pressure mucho betters.:brick:

[Kickaha]

So what do you tyre types do to make them fuck-up like that Kickaha?
Probably like the owner, old as fuck and falling to bits

[idb]

oK, it's not Friday and it doesn't nvolve a motorsickle but hey this is KB after all.

Anyhoo, went to go for a cruise in the Thunderbird and getting along the road it was going thump-thump-thump.

Yep, a freakin' delaminate in progress!:mad::angry2:

So back in the garage it went....:weep:

So what do you tyre types do to make them fuck-up like that Kickaha?

Are you sure it wasn't the sound of your latest police brutality victim in the boot trying to get out?
Maybe you forgot he was there...he'll be getting hungry by now...you should go out and check.

[eldog]

Are you sure it wasn't the sound of your latest police brutality victim in the boot trying to get out?
Maybe you forgot he was there...he'll be getting hungry by now...you should go out and check.

Nah, let em stew a while longer, either they will be willing to talk (confess) or dead, case solved either way :2thumbsup

[awa355]

Flies, effin flies :ar15::ar15: There must be a way of killing them. :brick::brick:

Edit, Flys not flies.

[ellipsis]

Flies, effin flies :ar15::ar15: There must be a way of killing them. :brick::brick:

...there are numerous proven ways to fuck flys...I make a sport out of the fucken things if they are in the kitchen before I cook anything...it's a bit like the Predator movie and I always win...

[Daffyd]

Pull their wings off and turn them into walks.

[Drew]

Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!

[dangerous]

Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!

hey same... but it was a bloody motorcyclist, to up with their vests n tassles... nothing nothing at all, fuck a heads up woulda done

[sidecar bob]

Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!

"Some guy" LOLs.

[Scuba_Steve]

Fucken general public on our roads! Some guy was out today who really had his good wheelie mojo on. Not a single wave out the window, excited horn tooting, fucken nothing!

Roads are crawling with fucken zombies!

Were you wearing your hi-vis? They probably didn't see you.

[scumdog]

Are you sure it wasn't the sound of your latest police brutality victim in the boot trying to get out?
Maybe you forgot he was there...he'll be getting hungry by now...you should go out and check.


Nah, they only go into the boot when they've died.

[dangerous]

fuck... its hot :sweatdrop

[Madness]

Some cunt smacked into Her Indoors' six week old (to her) car while it was parked in suburbia this afternoon. Fuck you, Auckland.

[Swoop]

Some cunt smacked into Her Indoors' six week old (to her) car while it was parked in suburbia this afternoon. Fuck you, Auckland.

Supermarket carpark?

[Scuba_Steve]

Fuck you, Auckland.

Simplified for convenience

[ellipsis]

fuck... its hot :sweatdrop


...yip...rant over...

[Madness]

Supermarket carpark?

Symonds Street, Onehunga. Looks like a 3-point turn by a retard and likely a light commercial vehicle, looking at the impact point.

The old car that we sold when we bought this one got the same treatment at Pak N Smack a few months prior. Same deal, come back to your car to find a bigfuckoff dent and no note, no witnesses.

Cunts.

[Grumph]

fuck... its hot :sweatdrop

And coming back from town, small fire not far from you on the Bealey...I can smell smoke and there are emergency vehicles coming through as i type.

And it's blowing a howling Nor-West bloody gale...

Fucking idiots who'd burn anything off in this weather should be hung - another siren just through here too.

edit - just been for a look. Bottom end of the Downs Rd for those who know the area. Multi brigade callout. Cops everywhere. wind had better drop later on.
Don't think we're in the direct path but I'll be watching anyway.

[Drew]

Anti wheelie. Fucken cunt hole, bullshit fun police, throttle the twat that thought it up.

[dangerous]

And coming back from town, small fire not far from you on the Bealey...I can smell smoke and there are emergency vehicles coming through as i type.

And it's blowing a howling Nor-West bloody gale...

Fucking idiots who'd burn anything off in this weather should be hung - another siren just through here too.

edit - just been for a look. Bottom end of the Downs Rd for those who know the area. Multi brigade callout. Cops everywhere. wind had better drop later on.
Don't think we're in the direct path but I'll be watching anyway.

na nothing this way... been a few burn offs, its all ready to go by us... Downs rd, nice road did it last sunday, be farked if ill take the road your on the other side of the roundie bout, its endless


...yip...rant over...yeah aye... hard on us old blood nut types aye, gime winter anyday

[scumdog]

Anti wheelie. Fucken cunt hole, bullshit fun police, throttle the twat that thought it up.

Your Dads sister was named Wheelie??:crazy:

[dangerous]

Your Dads sister was named Wheelie??:crazy:

wheelie... get it up or wont he:lol:

[dangerous]

On another farking note... seems my "fun tax" is due again :brick:319998

[husaberg]

On another farking note... seems my "fun tax" is due again :brick:319998

32 over rather than 40kmh :msn-wink:that's getting off light.

[Grumph]

na nothing this way... been a few burn offs, its all ready to go by us... Downs rd, nice road did it last sunday, be farked if ill take the road your on the other side of the roundie bout, its endless

Well given it's the secondary main road south, of bloody course it's not endless. Stops at bloody Bluff.

I see they've got a chopper and bucket up now - maybe two drops before it's too dark. Think an ambulance went back to ChCh earlier.
we may make the news yet...The one I saw earlier was corner of Essendon rd, no one in attendance either....

[Madness]

Thanks D. Keep ranting, it's making me feel better.

[dangerous]

32 over rather than 40kmh :msn-wink:that's getting off light.yeah well... detector went off so ya can imagine how much I scrubed off... "just a wee bit to fast" he said


...The one I saw earlier was corner of Essendon rd, no one in attendance either....proberly just the haze from the pig farm there

[husaberg]

yeah well... detector went off so ya can imagine how much I scrubed off... "just a wee bit to fast" he said



Not bad for a old tractor........

[dangerous]

Not bad for a old tractor........

hey fark ya... ill have you know it can do twice that while harrowing the bloody padock

[Drew]

So, finally get into the settings menu on the Tuono. Ya can't turn the anti wheelie off all together. WHAT THE FUCK? I set it to the minimum and off I went. It's fucken sketchy I tell ya! Dip of the clutch with enough throttle and it will come up high enough that when the ECU shuts the taps, it'll maintain a good wheelie. But when I say 'high enough', I mean 'have your right foot hovering on the rear brake pedal'. You've gotta get it past the balance point long enough for everything to calm down and smooth out.

Later reflection with the owner, we wondered if the traction control wasn't part of the problem. Because I'm stabbing the clutch to hoist, the rear wheel accelerates real quick like.

We then discovered that ya have to put the bike in race mode, to completely turn all that shit off. I'll try that if I ride it again.

Fucken hell. What happened to thumbing the starter, and twisting the fucken throttle to go have fun?

[Akzle]

thumbing the starter, and twisting the fucken throttle to go have fun?

how is your mum anyway?

[dangerous]

So, finally get into the settings menu on the Tuono. Ya can't turn the anti wheelie off all together. WHAT THE FUCK? I set it to the minimum and off I went. It's fucken sketchy I tell ya! Dip of the clutch with enough throttle and it will come up high enough that when the ECU shuts the taps, it'll maintain a good wheelie. But when I say 'high enough', I mean 'have your right foot hovering on the rear brake pedal'. You've gotta get it past the balance point long enough for everything to calm down and smooth out.

Later reflection with the owner, we wondered if the traction control wasn't part of the problem. Because I'm stabbing the clutch to hoist, the rear wheel accelerates real quick like.

We then discovered that ya have to put the bike in race mode, to completely turn all that shit off. I'll try that if I ride it again.

Fucken hell. What happened to thumbing the starter, and twisting the fucken throttle to go have fun?

hey mate... its the way its going, what Tuono ya got? KBer thunder (english for Tuono) just sold his V4 the thing was mental fucking psychotic... yet it pissed ya off aswell, my 1st ride was hell bending, Im used to tapping the rear to slide it around, did that on the v4 and it does the anti lock up sending me straight not round the bend... hit a straight open it up front starts to lift then comes down WTF the taps still wide open, then theres the anti wheel spin... give me a good old shitter that YOU ride and control not the other way round

[Drew]

hey mate... its the way its going, what Tuono ya got? KBer thunder (english for Tuono) just sold his V4 the thing was mental fucking psychotic... yet it pissed ya off aswell, my 1st ride was hell bending, Im used to tapping the rear to slide it around, did that on the v4 and it does the anti lock up sending me straight not round the bend... hit a straight open it up front starts to lift then comes down WTF the taps still wide open, then theres the anti wheel spin... give me a good old shitter that YOU ride and control not the other way round
It's a mate's 2014 V4 Tuono. In race mode the fun killers can be set to zero. But I dunno where or if on the dash your speed is displayed.

[ellipsis]

...it's for the divers, silly...

[mynemesis]

Not Friday but....

Dumb ass gets off his lams 250 after a year and is now riding around on a brand new ZX10r still ON A LEARNER LICENCE!?!?

I give up! :brick:

[ellipsis]

Not Friday but....

Dumb ass gets off his lams 250 after a year and is now riding around on a brand new ZX10r still ON A LEARNER LICENCE!?!?

I give up! :brick:


...don't give up...please...it's only a horsepower thing...

[Drew]

Not Friday but....

Dumb ass gets off his lams 250 after a year and is now riding around on a brand new ZX10r still ON A LEARNER LICENCE!?!?

I give up! :brick:
I know a guy who has successfully done exactly the same thing. Never had a road crash, and he gets along really fucken well.

Perhaps you should just mind your own fucken business and let them get on with it.

[Akzle]

Not Friday but....

Dumb ass gets off his lams 250 after a year and is now riding around on a brand new ZX10r still ON A LEARNER LICENCE!?!?

I give up! :brick:

thefucks the problem?

Had a mate who got an rf900 as his first bike.

Srsly. Thefucks your problem?

[Madness]

...brand new ZX10r...

Choice! :niceone:

I rode heaps of bikes outside of my licence conditions while I was on my learners. I only got my full because the fuckers changed the rules and introduced fines & demerit points. When the graduated system was introduced if you breached your conditions they extended the period for that level of licence. Problem was, you could also effectively stay on a learners for life, which I believe was also going to change?

Anyway, a brand new ZX10-R could well be safer. Heaps of electronic aids on them fuckers.

[dangerous]

Choice! Heaps of electronic aids on them fuckers.aids huh... while honda riders meet the nicest people... kawa riders get aids...

[Madness]

aids huh... while honda riders meet the nicest people... kawa riders get aids...

Paid that ticket yet, Fanta-Pants?

[dangerous]

Paid that ticket yet, Fanta-Pants?
NO... but its due tomorow, so next on the list :soon: Mr :Police:

[awa355]

Geez! some people need to do a course in reversing a car trailer. Two houses down, and they have been moving out over the last week. Four days of that have been spent trying to reverse a 8x6 trailer up the drive. :shit:

The Mazda ute has lowered suspension, low profile tyres, tinted glass, stick on graphics and the fat exhaust. I'd say the transmission is going to be the 'next to fix up' chore.

Flat street, easy driveway and not a bloody clue how to back a trailer. :brick::brick::brick::brick:

[RGVforme]

Geez! some people need to do a course in reversing a car trailer. Two houses down, and they have been moving out over the last week. Four days of that have been spent trying to reverse a 8x6 trailer up the drive. :shit:

The Mazda ute has lowered suspension, low profile tyres, tinted glass, stick on graphics and the fat exhaust. I'd say the transmission is going to be the 'next to fix up' chore.

Flat street, easy driveway and not a bloody clue how to back a trailer. :brick::brick::brick::brick:

Draw bar length and trailer design has a part to play in this backing thing also....Have seen some shockers at backing though....I suspect that the mods you describe to the ute may hint at the age mindframe and level of skill set of the driver.

[scumdog]

Geez! some people need to do a course in reversing a car trailer. Two houses down, and they have been moving out over the last week. Four days of that have been spent trying to reverse a 8x6 trailer up the drive. :shit:

The Mazda ute has lowered suspension, low profile tyres, tinted glass, stick on graphics and the fat exhaust. I'd say the transmission is going to be the 'next to fix up' chore.

Flat street, easy driveway and not a bloody clue how to back a trailer. :brick::brick::brick::brick:

Fun to watch but...:devil2:

[dangerous]

a rant huh... ok, well...
this getting older shit aint cracked up to what its ment to be, dont get me started, the list is endless end result is Iv passed my used by date... cant ride for shit these days FARK ya, ya started me...

[Big Dog]

Fun to watch but...:devil2:

Add a little Benny Hill soundtrack...

[caseye]

Geez! some people need to do a course in reversing a car trailer. Two houses down, and they have been moving out over the last week. Four days of that have been spent trying to reverse a 8x6 trailer up the drive. :shit:

The Mazda ute has lowered suspension, low profile tyres, tinted glass, stick on graphics and the fat exhaust. I'd say the transmission is going to be the 'next to fix up' chore.

Flat street, easy driveway and not a bloody clue how to back a trailer. :brick::brick::brick::brick:

Go On, you know what you shoulda dun aye????
Gone over there ripped him outa the driver's seat and backed the fucker straight up to his back door without turning yer head, got out and walked away muttering something like fucking yuff's of today, can't do anyfink!

[Big Dog]

Go On, you know what you shoulda dun aye????
Gone over there ripped him outa the driver's seat and backed the fucker straight up to his back door without turning yer head, got out and walked away muttering something like fucking yuff's of today, can't do anyfink!

Told him how it was like his balls were in your hands... :laugh:

[scumdog]

a rant huh... ok, well...
this getting older shit aint cracked up to what its ment to be, dont get me started, the list is endless end result is Iv passed my used by date... cant ride for shit these days FARK ya, ya started me...

Fuck up ya whinging whipper-snapper, I've got about 15+ years on you - so what the hell do you think MY list is like???:bleh:

[Madness]

...what the hell do you think MY list is like???:bleh:

Wrinkly? :bleh:

[caseye]

Hey it's Friday night and this is the friday night rant page. So here fucking goes.
I'm sick of do fucking gooders who think no police person should ever have to use a weapon or force to restrain a bloody fucking criminal.
I'm over the same ones thinking aloud that somehow when protecting us from these nasty people our Police must have their hands tied behind their backs and most certainly can't attempt to defend us or themselves, or God forbid prevent a crime by using some good old fashioned hard headed no nonsense Police action.
You know what, I'm also over the fucking whanau yelling at the Police when they are there trying to keep them safe from one of their own and at the same time trying to get the fuckwit out alive. Because that is their goal, our guys and girls are the best in the world at doing everything they can to prevent deaths.
Anyone who thinks otherwise has a predisposition towards thinking badly of anyone and can go to hell.

[oldrider]

Hey it's Friday night and this is the friday night rant page. So here fucking goes.
I'm sick of do fucking gooders who think no police person should ever have to use a weapon or force to restrain a bloody fucking criminal.
I'm over the same ones thinking aloud that somehow when protecting us from these nasty people our Police must have their hands tied behind their backs and most certainly can't attempt to defend us or themselves, or God forbid prevent a crime by using some good old fashioned hard headed no nonsense Police action.
You know what, I'm also over the fucking whanau yelling at the Police when they are there trying to keep them safe from one of their own and at the same time trying to get the fuckwit out alive. Because that is their goal, our guys and girls are the best in the world at doing everything they can to prevent deaths.
Anyone who thinks otherwise has a predisposition towards thinking badly of anyone and can go to hell.

It doesn't end there - when our cops do their job and get the criminals to court - lawyers and Judges get/let them off with "technicalities" and soft penalties FFS! :facepalm:

[eldog]

Add a little Benny Hill soundtrack...
And the obligatory girls, if Awa was selling tickets he could make a fortune and make Te Awamutu world famous. Hell even I would pop down to see.:shifty:

[eldog]

Hey it's Friday night and this is the friday night rant page. So here fucking goes.
I'm sick of do fucking gooders who think no police person should ever have to use a weapon or force to restrain a bloody fucking criminal.
I'm over the same ones thinking aloud that somehow when protecting us from these nasty people our Police must have their hands tied behind their backs and most certainly can't attempt to defend us or themselves, or God forbid prevent a crime by using some good old fashioned hard headed no nonsense Police action.
You know what, I'm also over the fucking whanau yelling at the Police when they are there trying to keep them safe from one of their own and at the same time trying to get the fuckwit out alive. Because that is their goal, our guys and girls are the best in the world at doing everything they can to prevent deaths.
Anyone who thinks otherwise has a predisposition towards thinking badly of anyone and can go to hell.
the army needs some target practise, probably could afford a round or two. The paper work would be enomorous

[Grumph]

Geez! some people need to do a course in reversing a car trailer. Two houses down, and they have been moving out over the last week. Four days of that have been spent trying to reverse a 8x6 trailer up the drive. :shit:

The Mazda ute has lowered suspension, low profile tyres, tinted glass, stick on graphics and the fat exhaust. I'd say the transmission is going to be the 'next to fix up' chore.

Flat street, easy driveway and not a bloody clue how to back a trailer. :brick::brick::brick::brick:


Fun to watch but...:devil2:


Add a little Benny Hill soundtrack...

Another opportunity missed - speeded up, on video, as the dog says, Benny Hill soundtrack, there's money to be made there.....

[Kickaha]

... cant ride for shit these days ...
Was there actually a time that you could?

[eldog]

Te news - who needs it
go for a blast on da bike, your worries left in the dust....:woohoo:

[awa355]

Go On, you know what you shoulda dun aye????
Gone over there ripped him outa the driver's seat and backed the fucker straight up to his back door without turning yer head, got out and walked away muttering something like fucking yuff's of today, can't do anyfink!

I think he had enough learning to do without this old fart wandering over to give him advice. Just makes me cringe to see someone trying to back a trailer to his left, to his right, even drove up the opposite driveway but couldn't back across the street without jack knifeing. Still, it wasn't my gateway or letterbox.

[scumdog]

Hey it's Friday night and this is the friday night rant page. So here fucking goes.
I'm sick of do fucking gooders who think no police person should ever have to use a weapon or force to restrain a bloody fucking criminal.
I'm over the same ones thinking aloud that somehow when protecting us from these nasty people our Police must have their hands tied behind their backs and most certainly can't attempt to defend us or themselves, or God forbid prevent a crime by using some good old fashioned hard headed no nonsense Police action.
You know what, I'm also over the fucking whanau yelling at the Police when they are there trying to keep them safe from one of their own and at the same time trying to get the fuckwit out alive. Because that is their goal, our guys and girls are the best in the world at doing everything they can to prevent deaths.
Anyone who thinks otherwise has a predisposition towards thinking badly of anyone and can go to hell.

Whoa!
Don't hold back - tell us what ya REALLY think!:eek:

[rastuscat]

I hope the Iwi Liaison Officer Warwick Morehu has set them straight on who the victim is.

[dangerous]

Was there actually a time that you could?... good point :facepalm:




Wrinkly? :bleh:saggy?




Fuck up ya whinging whipper-snapper, I've got about 15+ years on you - so what the hell do you think MY list is like???:bleh:

you should be retired then... and least la not gone blind, one advantage of this is you have never looked better :lol:

[dangerous]

You know what, I'm also over the fucking whanau yelling at the Police when they are there trying to keep them safe from one of their own and at the same time trying to get the fuckwit out alive. Because that is their goal, our guys and girls are the best in the world at doing everything they can to prevent deaths.
Anyone who thinks otherwise has a predisposition towards thinking badly of anyone and can go to hell.

yeah like those pack a c@#ts wanking on about "if the cops had talked in maori" it would of been ok... the c#$t doing some kind a dance shit in the back ground, fucks that about... but hey at the end of the day the kid was black so its all ok for him to shoot 4 people (one in the head) its not his fault just like its not his fault they were there for drug related reasons... fuck the lot of them... anyway what the fuck would I know Im just some white c@#t, it was probably my fault

[Kickaha]

Gone over there ripped him outa the driver's seat and backed the fucker straight up to his back door without turning yer head, got out and walked away muttering something like fucking yuff's of today, can't do anyfink!
I'm ashamed to admit it just took me two goes to back the trailer full of bikes up my driveway :facepalm:

[RGVforme]

I hope the Iwi Liaison Officer Warwick Morehu has set them straight on who the victim is.

:niceone: agree completely.

[scumdog]

:woohoo: No1 son is back from China and makes a mean White Russian!
(See the link?)

And I'm enjoying the thrid one he's made!:drinkup:

[Laava]

the thrid one:drinkup:

Hope you make it to a forfith and fisht one!