Friday Night Rants?

[puddytat]

Options?....like a hit-man?;)

Well she has spent a lot of time in Straya & went to Morocco last year.....& she certainly would look a lot better in a full Burka so Im thinking.....get you fellas involved cause she is rather terrifying. :laugh:

[puddytat]

Need a knife for them pigs, shooting pigs is a french thing aint it.:Oops:

Yeah, my Sks is the short barrelled paratrooper one & it is really hard to hit the side of the barn.
But I have a fucking long bayonet from one of the big wars which might just be long enough to penetrate her
lard layer & find her icy cold heart.:drool:

[Swoop]

I've been spreading my rants on the thread that are neck deep with drongos anf foil hat wearers.

They think Friday is some sort of conspiracy and won't come onto this thread.:weird:
:rofl:

I think I love you and want to have your babies.

So long as they do not wear tin foil hats, that is.
:killingme

[unstuck]

:rofl:

I think I love you and want to have your babies.

So long as they do not wear tin foil hats, that is.
:killingme

http://www.u-tees.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1084.jpg

[Berries]

Well she has spent a lot of time in Straya & went to Morocco last year...& she certainly would look a lot better in a full Burka....
Here's one of her holiday snaps.

[husaberg]

Here's one of her holiday snaps.
another....
[R RATED]http://sundayfashions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Swimming-Burka-For-Woman-600x480.jpg[/R RATED]

[Berries]

That reminds me that I got chased out of the sea by a couple of fur seals yesterday, one of them a big male.


Or so I thought...............

[husaberg]

http://www.artofdomination.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hore+hansen-copy1.jpg

[puddytat]

another....
[R RATED]http://sundayfashions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Swimming-Burka-For-Woman-600x480.jpg[/R RATED]

How the fuck did you get that pic?

[husaberg]

How the fuck did you get that pic?

Swiming burkha funny.
here's another
http://berdepas.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/femme-yc3a9mc3a9nite.jpg?w=640

[ellipsis]

...I have one at last, a real rant, not some trivial little wank rant but a fucking real one...

...my wife takes her mum out on a friday...shopping, bit of lunch, whatever they do stuff...my mum in law is a cool old stick, 84, hard as, philosophical, funny...any way they have lunch with a couple of friends and a sis in law and partner...the only one who doesn't eat anything at their chosen restaurant was my wife's friend who was off for tests later in the afternoon...nil by mouth...

... next day mother in law, wife, friends son, sis in law and partner are crook as...nil by mouth friend, no problems...

...still crook as today, all of them and I insist on action ...call the council/health dept, whoever...report the kitchen as a cause of concern...my rant starts now...

...council cunts put her onto another bunch of cunts...they dont do that, try these...sorry madam but unless you can prove you didn't get it from somewhere else we cant do anything...?...a bit of a moan about the bullshit ...tomorrow they will send out by courier a specimen jar for a bit of fecal matter to test...WTF...

...if this was a construction site health and safety issue, there would be three depts on high alert before the phone was hung up and some poor bastards on a safe building site would be getting grilled and treated like criminals, but no, it's only some fucking restaurant feeding shit that makes people really crook...no worries...

...wankfuck, chch council, rebuild, wild west fucking lunacy...that ain't even the end of the rant, just too livid to continue...:mad::mad::mad:

[Berries]

Wife locked away in the bog all day? That's fucking paradise.




Name the place so I can send my in-laws up there for a feed.

[Madness]

I'm picking ellipsis doesn't cook much himself.

[unstuck]

Changing power steering hoses on a subarau Forrester, now there's a real reason to rant.:mad:
What were they thinking.:tugger: I seem to be getting worse at ranting.:lol::lol:

[dangerous]

...I have one at last, a real rant... just too livid to continue...:mad::mad::mad:
shit and here I thought you were going to say... ya harley wouldent go round the bend at the end of ya drive...

[ellipsis]

shit and here I thought you were going to say... ya harley wouldent go round the bend at the end of ya drive...


...you fucking well know I took the bend out of the drive already to fix that problem...

[JATZ]

Nice try - but mines a lorry!:woohoo:

Ya don't think I could fit three old TVs into a car do ya?

Like this one ??

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/ztaj/Jatzs%20Travels/DSCN3125_zpsacf42cbd.gif

Spotted at a dealer's in Richmond
And a couple of these

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/ztaj/Jatzs%20Travels/DSCN3126_zpsd7140e62.gif

I can't see them moving at that price :facepalm:

[unstuck]

His is like the white ute in the first pic, but will soon have flat tires. Teach him to call me a hippy.:angry2:

I used to own a chevette just like that one, not quite as straight, but only paid $200 for mine. They are a hoot on the gravel.:yes:

[Woodman]

His is like the white ute in the first pic, but will soon have flat tires. Teach him to call me a hippy.:angry2:

I used to own a chevette just like that one, not quite as straight, but only paid $200 for mine. They are a hoot on the gravel.:yes:

You wanna try one with a red hot 13b rotary sitting where the firewall was, and with a locked diff. Yeeeeehaadamnnearshatmyself.

[unstuck]

You wanna try one with a red hot 13b rotary sitting where the firewall was, and with a locked diff. Yeeeeehaadamnnearshatmyself.

Yes please.:Punk::Punk:

[Woodman]

Correct, it was Pestys chevette Husaberg. Small world. The first rally they took it on it ran out of gas because "Bazza the service crew" stopped for an icecream and missed a refueling stop. The thing would only go for about 20 minutes full noise on a tank.

Wonder what happened to it?

[Big Dog]

His is like the white ute in the first pic, but will soon have flat tires. Teach him to call me a hippy.:angry2:

I used to own a chevette just like that one, not quite as straight, but only paid $200 for mine. They are a hoot on the gravel.:yes:

I bought a blue one for $200 with a seized motor. Was going to see if I could sort it out with the help of a mate who had a dad with a donor working motor if needed. Chassis was rotten on his dads. Our one was a barn find in good nick, bought it from mates girlfriends grandma. Started on about the third attempt at a tow start.
Changed the oil, determined I needed a battery some bulbs a wof and reg.

We were so proud of ourselves.
But opportunity knocks but once. Sold it same day we collected it. For $3k as is where is. 1400 a piece for 4 hours faffing about.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

I bought a blue one for $200 with a seized motor. Was going to see if I could sort it out with the help of a mate who had a dad with a donor working motor if needed. Chassis was rotten on his dads. Our one was a barn find in good nick, bought it from mates girlfriends grandma. Started on about the third attempt at a tow start.
Changed the oil, determined I needed a battery some bulbs a wof and reg.

We were so proud of ourselves.
But opportunity knocks but once. Sold it same day we collected it. For $3k as is where is. 1400 a piece for 4 hours faffing about.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Spot of luck really neither of us knew much about mechanics. It was supposed to be for us to learn on not because we wanted it.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Swoop]

His is like the white ute in the first pic...

Does his have the "personalised" number plate like that one...

[unstuck]

Does his have the "personalised" number plate like that one...

Pretty sure his is JH. :whistle:
You worried now Scummy.:shifty:

[scumdog]

Pretty sure his is JH. :whistle:
You worried now Scummy.:shifty:

Who me worry?:confused:

That one in the pic is newer than mine and looks a bit straighter too, maybe I could trade-up??:niceone:

(They are asking twice what I paid for mine a couple of years back.)

[unstuck]

Who me worry?:confused:

That one in the pic is newer than mine and looks a bit straighter too, maybe I could trade-up??:niceone:

(They are asking twice what I paid for mine a couple of years back.)

What, you paid for one of them.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
I thought you may have "impounded" it.:bleh:

[Swoop]

What, you paid for one of them.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
I thought you may have "impounded" it.:bleh:
Scummy's just "holding" it until the owner gets the right licence to operate it...:laugh:

[Scuba_Steve]

Who me worry?:confused:

That one in the pic is newer than mine and looks a bit straighter too, maybe I could trade-up??:niceone:

(They are asking twice what I paid for mine a couple of years back.)

"a bit straighter" - you admitting you're a bad driver there Scummy :Pokey:

[Stirts]

Not Friday butt fuck it!!

BlondeBimboDistruptiveDumbFuckFaceRetardCunt who I share an office with, is now doing fucking Tai Chi in the fucking middle of our fucking office. I blame this on PC fucking work-life balance preachers of today!!

I need to get out of this hell hole!!!

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/feelings.gif

[Kickaha]

Not Friday butt fuck it!!

BlondeBimboDistruptiveDumbFuckFaceRetardCunt who I share an office with, is now doing fucking Tai Chi in the fucking middle of our fucking office. I blame this on PC fucking work-life balance preachers of today!!

I need to get out of this hell hole!!!

Give her one of these
http://www.carellaross.com/img/cunt_punt.jpg

[dangerous]

"a bit straighter" - you admitting you're a bad driver there Scummy :Pokey:lol... hey Iv seen the results of his work cars and bad driving hehe

[husaberg]

Not Friday butt fuck it!!

BlondeBimboDistruptiveDumbFuckFaceRetardCunt who I share an office with, is now doing fucking Tai Chi in the fucking middle of our fucking office. I blame this on PC fucking work-life balance preachers of today!!

I need to get out of this hell hole!!!


Have you considered telling her Nodrog hinted he would consider a threesome with her?
Seriously....(assuming he hasn't already yet)
What's the worst that could happen.........
So it could be awkward in the office for a bit afterwards.
Mmmm that's right you hinted that it is awkward anyway???
Stop rolling you eyes Tina... and think about it some more....
See it almost makes sense..... Worst that could happen.... What do you have to lose .......:bleh:
Might even make her want leave..... or you could have all sorts of new things in common.....:shutup:

[unstuck]

lol... hey Iv seen the results of his work cars and bad driving hehe

Aww c,mon man. Spill the beans. Got pics?:niceone:

[Grumph]

Not Friday butt fuck it!!

BlondeBimboDistruptiveDumbFuckFaceRetardCunt who I share an office with, is now doing fucking Tai Chi in the fucking middle of our fucking office. I blame this on PC fucking work-life balance preachers of today!!

I need to get out of this hell hole!!!


Get a water pistol - very hard to hold a Tai Chi pose with a shot of cold water up the arse. Works to train cats....Just leave it on the desk in plain view.

alternatively Husa's idea has merit..

[husaberg]

Get a water pistol - very hard to hold a Tai Chi pose with a shot of cold water up the arse. Works to train cats....Just leave it on the desk in plain view.

alternatively Husa's idea has merit..

I just thought of another one...... seeing it s all pc now... is it possible you might have Asperger's Shorty and no one before now has mentioned or seen it?........... everytime she does the standing duck or whatever yell out
camel toe ....sssstinky ppppppussy women

[Madness]

Have you considered telling her Nodrog hinted he would consider a threesome with her?
Seriously....(assuming he hasn't already yet)
What's the worst that could happen.........
So it could be awkward in the office for a bit afterwards.
Mmmm that's right you hinted that it is awkward anyway???
Stop rolling you eyes Tina... and think about it some more....
See it almost makes sense..... Worst that could happen.... What do you have to lose .......:bleh:
Might even make her want leave..... or you could have all sorts of new things in common.....:shutup:

Wouldn't that be considered bisexual harassment?

Still... worth a crack, Nige!

[husaberg]

Wouldn't that be considered bisexual harassment?

Still... worth a crack, Nige!

I am not sure..... its just a suggestion afterall.... a mentioning in passing? if she said it a few times maybe? otherwise its just thinking out loud.
Maybe she should discuss it on the phone loudly but within earshot of tai chi lady.
Is there any pics of the silly women in question in yoga pants?

[mashman]

Not Friday butt fuck it!!

BlondeBimboDistruptiveDumbFuckFaceRetardCunt who I share an office with, is now doing fucking Tai Chi in the fucking middle of our fucking office. I blame this on PC fucking work-life balance preachers of today!!

I need to get out of this hell hole!!!

Screaming child lolly

Join in. Wear inappropriate clobber, fluoro perhaps, and make lots and lots of OTT grunting noises.

[Swoop]

Join in. Wear inappropriate clobber, fluoro perhaps, and make lots and lots of OTT grunting noises.
Obviously to appropriate heavy metal music.

Tai chee HAS to be done to some head-bangin' tunes!

Oi!!!!!!!:Punk:

[Stirts]

Give her one of these

You have no idea how close it came to that.


Have you considered telling her Nodrog hinted he would consider a threesome with her?
Seriously....(assuming he hasn't already yet)
What's the worst that could happen.........
So it could be awkward in the office for a bit afterwards.
Mmmm that's right you hinted that it is awkward anyway???
Stop rolling you eyes Tina... and think about it some more....
See it almost makes sense..... Worst that could happen.... What do you have to lose .......:bleh:
Might even make her want leave..... or you could have all sorts of new things in common.....:shutup:

Crusty old mutton-lady dressed up as lamb just isn’t my type.


Get a water pistol - very hard to hold a Tai Chi pose with a shot of cold water up the arse. Works to train cats....Just leave it on the desk in plain view.

Then we would have old lady anal leakage all over the floor :sick:


everytime she does the standing duck or whatever yell out
camel toe ....sssstinky ppppppussy women

Now you’re talking :D


Is there any pics of the silly women in question in yoga pants?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gag.gif


Join in. Wear inappropriate clobber, fluoro perhaps, and make lots and lots of OTT grunting noises.

Fuck, are you peeping through our office window? That’s far too accurate of a description of her very being.


Obviously to appropriate heavy metal music.

Tai chee HAS to be done to some head-bangin' tunes!

Oi!!!!!!!:Punk:

HAHA… I could play the song “Headless Cross” then decapitate the old bat!!

[scumdog]

"a bit straighter" - you admitting you're a bad driver there Scummy :Pokey:

Nah, rough old bugger that had it in Christchurch...ya don't really expect ME to be rough on gear do ya?:whistle::

[husaberg]

You have no idea how close it came to that.



Crusty old mutton-lady dressed up as lamb just isn’t my type.



Then we would have old lady anal leakage all over the floor :sick:



!!
http://theweal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/800Jan5-OPINION-Paper-Bag-MM-0077-300x300.jpg

[dangerous]

Nah, rough old bugger that had it in Christchurch...ya don't really expect ME to be rough on gear do ya?:whistle::

I got a rant.... KBers that dont empty there bloody pvt message inbox :Police::Police::Police:

"scumdog has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space"

woodstock is 23rd-25th... you in or what, remember its were we meet 10yrs ago? you know dumping the missus of the back at the gate and doing a burnout in the grass (well its not like a HD can do it on the seal)

[Kickaha]

remember its were we meet 10yrs ago?
He has regretted it ever since

[Big Dog]

I know its Friday morning but the fucking neighbours dog started barking incessantly at midnight.
Yap, yap, fucking yap. My own dog is sleeping oblivious. My other neighbour keeps giving the dog a fresh serve of sailor talk and riling it up some more. Dumb cunt seems pretty sure it's our dog.


Grrrr argh.

What do you know? 1:56 minutes of barking ceases as soon as finish typing last paragraph.
That is some weird mojo, even for
KB.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Stirts]

inadequate cover

Requires this more like...

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/133094423-womans-body-covered-with-white-sheet-on-bed-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=XhUF7QvnOMMQ8wcJWZiwQgCbTgMh6KDB2%2B3JXoNHl9Y%3D

And I STILL wouldn't go there

[scumdog]

I got a rant.... KBers that dont empty there bloody pvt message inbox :Police::Police::Police:

"scumdog has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space"

woodstock is 23rd-25th... you in or what, remember its were we meet 10yrs ago? you know dumping the missus of the back at the gate and doing a burnout in the grass (well its not like a HD can do it on the seal)


The adoring public expect me to work night-shift that weekend, bless their little cotton socks. (WHO made up the roster???<_<:angry::angry:)

So it's a no-show from us, bugger!...:no:


And PM's have been pruned back.

[Scuba_Steve]

The adoring public expect me to work night-shift that weekend, bless their little cotton socks. (WHO made up the roster???<_<:angry::angry:)

So it's a no-show from us, bugger!...:no:


And PM's have been pruned back.

I'm the public, you can have that whole weekend off for all I care... Now don't say I don't do anything for you!

[husaberg]

Requires this more like...

"picture on chick in bed"

And I STILL wouldn't go there

Now shorty the fact that you posted a pic and so forth kinda suggests you have thought about it maybe..... just a little:msn-wink:
Ya likely now again thinking about it again as you read this post........

[Autech]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off! I mean what is the point in having them if every L you see is someone experienced enough to consider teaching someone to drive?
If you are too bloody lazy to pull down two signs then what does that say about your driving? Usually shit! When I am PM such people will be blown off the road with rocket launchers.

Christchurch motorists... HAVE A HEART! Witnessed a fairly hard impact crash yesterday involving two women drivers (Both which burned the red but don't get me started on that). So what do the people of Christchurch do when presented with such a situation: two cars stuck in the middle of the intersection with distressed drivers... THEY DRIVE AROUND THE POOR WOMEN! Not a single person put their hazard lights on to assist the ladies in getting the cars either moved or the ladies off the road and to safety. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

[unstuck]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off!

Boo hoo, someone is acting in a manner that upsets me. Harden the fuck up princess.

What a fucken anal thing to get upset about, Akzel, pass me some bullets.

Heres a song for ya.........
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NctrRVkcJoc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:msn-wink:

[Autech]

Boo hoo, someone is acting in a manner that upsets me. Harden the fuck up princess.

What a fucken anal thing to get upset about, Akzel, pass me some bullets.

Heres a song for ya.........
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NctrRVkcJoc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:msn-wink:

I take that as a complement; being anal.

Here is a song for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyetWc7mKw

[unstuck]

Cool, did your mum help you write that, or was it all your own work? :niceone:

[Autech]

Cool, did your mum help you write that, or was it all your own work? :niceone:

Quick reply, do the extra fingers help with typing? :eek:

[unstuck]

Quick reply, do the extra fingers help with typing? :eek:

Yeah they do, also good for fisting your momma.:devil2:

[Autech]

Yeah they do, also good for fisting your momma.:devil2:

I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...

[unstuck]

I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...

And in real life you get upset with people displaying L plates incorrectly. I think you are mentally challenged enough without any outside help, so enjoy your whinge, pussy.:msn-wink:

[HenryDorsetCase]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off! I mean what is the point in having them if every L you see is someone experienced enough to consider teaching someone to drive?
If you are too bloody lazy to pull down two signs then what does that say about your driving? Usually shit! When I am PM such people will be blown off the road with rocket launchers.

Christchurch motorists... HAVE A HEART! Witnessed a fairly hard impact crash yesterday involving two women drivers (Both which burned the red but don't get me started on that). So what do the people of Christchurch do when presented with such a situation: two cars stuck in the middle of the intersection with distressed drivers... THEY DRIVE AROUND THE POOR WOMEN! Not a single person put their hazard lights on to assist the ladies in getting the cars either moved or the ladies off the road and to safety. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

Like the H registered Range Rover Sport ($200k +) with the L plates. WTF?

As for your hypothetical women: fuck them? I nearly had to put down my beer and cellphone and steer with my hands to get round them parked in the middle of the fucking intersection bleeding.... fucksakes, man's in a hurry an' shit.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...

............of course you are.


From Hamilton I mean.

[HenryDorsetCase]

. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.

It strikes me that you might be the problem.... probably due to the Hamilton thing.

[Autech]

And in real life you get upset with people displaying L plates incorrectly. I think you are mentally challenged enough without any outside help, so enjoy your whinge, pussy.:msn-wink:

Thats a little better, still back to your original point though.

We need an impartial judge to score this one.

And yes, my world is black and white, L plates are for learners, hence the letter "L". I'm entitled to a rant, just as you were entitled to your own "Special" pig at age 14 (See how I am working a theme here?).

[Autech]

Like the H registered Range Rover Sport ($200k +) with the L plates. WTF?

As for your hypothetical women: fuck them? I nearly had to put down my beer and cellphone and steer with my hands to get round them parked in the middle of the fucking intersection bleeding.... fucksakes, man's in a hurry an' shit.

LOL!


It strikes me that you might be the problem.... probably due to the Hamilton thing.

Must have some force around me causing accidents or whatever. Why they crash so much?

[Akzle]

Christchurch motorists... HAVE A HEART! Witnessed a fairly hard impact crash yesterday involving two women drivers (Both which burned the red but don't get me started on that). So what do the people of Christchurch do when presented with such a situation: two cars stuck in the middle of the intersection with distressed drivers... THEY DRIVE AROUND THE POOR WOMEN! Not a single person put their hazard lights on to assist the ladies in getting the cars either moved or the ladies off the road and to safety. I wish this were an isolated incident but I have seen similar stuff multiple times since moving to this city.
and you did.... what?

several things though.
fuckem. women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
secondly, i drive past collisions pointing, laughing, clapping and occasionally taking photos. should see some of the glares i get, but, again, fuckem, i'm not the twat in the ditch.

Like the H registered Range Rover Sport ($200k +) with the L plates. WTF?

As for your hypothetical women: fuck them? I nearly had to put down my beer and cellphone and steer with my hands to get round them parked in the middle of the fucking intersection bleeding.... fucksakes, man's in a hurry an' shit.

rep. but jiafp!

[unstuck]

just as you were entitled to your own "Special" pig at age 14 (See how I am working a theme here?).

As I have said on here before, that was a goat.:shifty:

In the words of the great Suicidal Tendencies..........
Can you say "feel like shit"?
Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit
I ain't happy 'bout it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit!

And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry...
But maybe you need to be offended
But here's my apology and one more thing...fuck you!:niceone:

[unstuck]

Oh yeah, heres some mood music..........
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/dvV7ZemQmuI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:headbang::headbang:

[SVboy]

Great rant people. As you were...

[scumdog]

Fark!
No room for MY rant tonight!

[98tls]

I am from Hamilton.

Tis ok and though it was painfully obvious its certainly nothing to be ashamed of so just relax eh... nobody here judges.

[JATZ]

Boo hoo, someone is acting in a manner that upsets me. Harden the fuck up princess.

What a fucken anal thing to get upset about, Akzel, pass me some bullets.


I take that as a complement; being anal.

Here is a song for you:


Cool, did your mum help you write that, or was it all your own work? :niceone:


Quick reply, do the extra fingers help with typing? :eek:


Yeah they do, also good for fisting your momma.:devil2:


I'll throw you some ammo eh since you are already resorting to yo momma digs.

I am from Hamilton.

I would insult your family members, but with a family tree like yours I would end up insulting multiple people in one attempt. Sister/Mother, Cousin/Wife... Etc etc...


And in real life you get upset with people displaying L plates incorrectly. I think you are mentally challenged enough without any outside help, so enjoy your whinge, pussy.:msn-wink:


Thats a little better, still back to your original point though.

We need an impartial judge to score this one.

And yes, my world is black and white, L plates are for learners, hence the letter "L". I'm entitled to a rant, just as you were entitled to your own "Special" pig at age 14 (See how I am working a theme here?).

:girlfight:

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/ztaj/smilies/George-Costanza_zpswbw95l3e.gif

[husaberg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfprRZQxWps

[98tls]

Fark!
No room for MY rant tonight!

Go on then if you must,cant be any worse than the shit ive just put up with...to many beers at a mates house so had to ring 2 taxis ie one to drive the car home as ya do when your old and responsible thing was the cunt had never driven a manual before :facepalm:nor did he see any need to turn the lights on,cunt freaked out when i reached over to turn the lights on whilst we are doing some heavy duty lurching in 3rd gear down the road:laugh::laugh:he was scared i was fearful.

[Akzle]

Go on then if you must,cant be any worse than the shit ive just put up with...to many beers at a mates house so had to ring 2 taxis ie one to drive the car home as ya do when your old and responsible thing was the cunt had never driven a manual before :facepalm:nor did he see any need to turn the lights on,cunt freaked out when i reached over to turn the lights on whilst we are doing some heavy duty lurching in 3rd gear down the road:laugh::laugh:he was scared i was fearful.

youre an odd fucker

[98tls]

youre an odd fucker

Thank fuck for that.:niceone:

[ellipsis]

...finished a job today, money due soon...carted some firewood home from down the track...got all the essentials for a sociable weekend at Levels packed in the van...warm old evening, good weather forecast...life is a real fukn drag at times, eh...

[98tls]

...finished a job today, money due soon...carted some firewood home from down the track...got all the essentials for a sociable weekend at Levels packed in the van...warm old evening, good weather forecast...life is a real fukn drag at times, eh...

:niceone:Whats on at Levels E? might ride up for a watch.

[ellipsis]

Rnd 2 Nationals

[Grashopper]

I need a rant... Or two...

People who leave their L plates on their vehicle when their respective learner drivers are not driving it really fuck me off! I mean what is the point in having them if every L you see is someone experienced enough to consider teaching someone to drive?
If you are too bloody lazy to pull down two signs then what does that say about your driving? Usually shit! When I am PM such people will be blown off the road with rocket launchers.


Nope, I still don't get the problem with not taking the L plates off if someone else is driving. Why the hell should that make any difference to you? Don't drive/ride like a dick around an L plater and don't drive/ride like a dick around someone without an L plate. Problem solved.

[98tls]

Rnd 2 Nationals

:niceone:Cool...Mrs wants a day out so looks like its a chilly bin lunch/fold out chairs in the ute and up to Timaru in the morning.Supposed to be good weather so have fun eh.

[ellipsis]

I'll be drinking tea under the shade of the eze-up somewhere near the pits...

[unstuck]

:girlfight:
Jatz's long winded build up too a piss poor conclusion.


Get fucked, dances with bears.:devil2:

[oldrider]

Ah so - burnouts are so yesterday:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f62Z8Ev9OXA :mellow: The last one was interesting! :yes: Crazy Japs! :lol:

[Kickaha]

:niceone:Cool...Mrs wants a day out so looks like its a chilly bin lunch/fold out chairs in the ute and up to Timaru in the morning.Supposed to be good weather so have fun eh.

You either didn't make it or were too much of an ignornat cunt to come and say hello

[haydes55]

Less of a bitch, more of a :facepalm:

Asian, lady driver, small modern hatch back..... The ditsy bitch had a sun shade suction cupped on her drivers door window :facepalm::facepalm:

These people breathe the same air as us.

I had an eventful weekend, took a lady friend for a ride on the back of the bike. Came around a corner, found a bull in the middle of the road. 5 minutes later, coming onto a 50m straight just as a branch falls onto my lane, blocking about 80% of the lane with oncoming traffic... She headbutted me when I emergency braked... Hold your head up girl! Then another oblivious, ditsy bitch in a modern BMW starts a round about in the left lane, then ends up cutting me off in the right lane coming out of the round about.

At least on my bike I can rage at them... I'm not allowed to react in my work van:calm::shutup:

[scumdog]

Me an' C.B. is heading for the BRONZ Vincent County rally tomorrow:woohoo::ride::drinkup:

Only it's pissing down now and cold enough to freeze an Eskimos bell-end!:angry:

What happened to this drought and hot-as-hell temperatures eh? eh?:crazy:

[caseye]

They new ewe was a coming Scummy!
Ride on that man.

[unstuck]

Me an' C.B. is heading for the BRONZ Vincent County rally tomorrow:woohoo::ride::drinkup:

Only it's pissing down now and cold enough to freeze an Eskimos bell-end!:angry:

What happened to this drought and hot-as-hell temperatures eh? eh?:crazy:

I reckon, went from summer to winter over night. We have had some real beaut thunderstorms though. The one last saturday night was one of the best electrical storms I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.:headbang::headbang:

[Akzle]

I reckon, went from summer to winter over night. We have had some real beaut thunderstorms though. The one last saturday night was one of the best electrical storms I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.:headbang::headbang:

go fly a kite :devil2:

[unstuck]

go fly a kite :devil2:

It would be in central Otago within minutes with the wind we have been having.:msn-wink:

[scumdog]

It would be in central Otago within minutes with the wind we have been having.:msn-wink:

Amen to that!!
Hopefully it's not too bad tomorrow.

[unstuck]

Amen to that!!
Hopefully it's not too bad tomorrow.

Just close the door on the tractor, you will be fine.:msn-wink:

[ellipsis]

...rant?...what rant you content, happy, got no probs, old cunts...is life that fucking good... mine is at the mo, but the moment can be cut short...this must be the calm before the storm...

[scumdog]

...rant?...what rant you content, happy, got no probs, old cunts...is life that fucking good... mine is at the mo, but the moment can be cut short...this must be the calm before the storm...

Meh, at times my life is 100% storm, where's the fuckin' calm hippy??

[ellipsis]

Meh, at times my life is 100% storm, where's the fuckin' calm hippy??


...he's the one that plays possum, the other one of me is the ginga cunt...storms are normal if you want to control the weather, eh...

[Kickaha]

the other one of me is the ginga cunt..
The other one? I thought it was the only one :finger:

[98tls]

You either didn't make it or were too much of an ignornat cunt to come and say hello

Ended up going for an earlyish morning ride that took longer than expected resulting in arriving home a tad late so spent Sunday in the dog box blah blah blah,not really a problem as i was knackered.

[schrodingers cat]

They fuck me off.
What's so hard about standardising the fucking things?
You've got the most basic concept in the form of the card and yet manufacturing fuck heads seem to want a point of difference.
Not me. I want it fast and easy and
The
Same
Every
Time

Finished now. Commence trolling.

[Woodman]

How do they manage to get lovely fresh local vegetables and still manage to put them out for sale withered up. Even if I pick the non withered ones they only last about two days max until they are fucked. The worst by far is Countdown.

Other vege shops can buy local and have fresh veges, so why can't the supermarkets?

[AllanB]

They fuck me off.
What's so hard about standardising the fucking things?
You've got the most basic concept in the form of the card and yet manufacturing fuck heads seem to want a point of difference.
Not me. I want it fast and easy

The machines you use in the shop? If so:

I've been noticing this for some time now - out shopping pop into say four shops and make a purchase and each shop has a different machine to punch your numbers into. It is a rare thing to find the same machine in multiple shops when out shopping.

The ones that presently get my goat are set up to look just like a touch screen but they are not - every friggen time I stick a digit into the screen only to have to punch a button.

HOWEVER - my biggest gripe is dirty machines - those ones covered in hundreds of peoples filth - each time you push a button chances are you are exposing your finger to remnants of at least 10 penises, 50 noses, a couple of arse cracks and someone with a incurable sexual disease ......

I comment each time I find one of these vile instruments.

[Scuba_Steve]

How do they manage to get lovely fresh local vegetables and still manage to put them out for sale withered up. Even if I pick the non withered ones they only last about two days max until they are fucked. The worst by far is Countdown.

Other vege shops can buy local and have fresh veges, so why can't the supermarkets?

From what I'm told it's the "presentation" that causes this
The transport, storage, display etc are all designed to keep it looking pretty for you, but at a cost... once it's removed from said environment it's like pulling the life support. Course by that stage they got your cash moneys so :finger:

It's the same reason you can get an apple that looks brilliantly fresh, open it up to find it's all brown & rotten... Preservatives (face value only) :banana:

[Big Dog]

When you buy from a supermarket your veg have been stored, trucked to a collection point, stored some more and trucked to a distribution point, then trucked to either a store or a regional distribution hub so that the supermarkets can leverage their buying power. This sometimes means exporting out oranges to Australia and buying theirs to sell here as an example.

But from a small market gardener and their very best produce is sold in their store, probably the same day it was cut / picked.

But from an independent fruit and veg and you find they go to various markets and market gardener and buy whatever they can afford.
The chains are almost as bad as supermarkets but only for stuff not grown locally.

Cheap, always in stock, high quality, good value, pick 2.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Woodman]

When you buy from a supermarket your veg have been stored, trucked to a collection point, stored some more and trucked to a distribution point, then trucked to either a store or a regional distribution hub so that the supermarkets can leverage their buying power. This sometimes means exporting out oranges to Australia and buying theirs to sell here as an example.

But from a small market gardener and their very best produce is sold in their store, probably the same day it was cut / picked.

But from an independent fruit and veg and you find they go to various markets and market gardener and buy whatever they can afford.
The chains are almost as bad as supermarkets but only for stuff not grown locally.

Cheap, always in stock, high quality, good value, pick 2.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

A little bird told me that a lot of the veges from the market gardens here in Nelson get trucked to distribution centres in Christchurch, and then is trucked back to the supermarkets for sale. We try to not buy veges from supermarkets now. Lots of other options here now and the difference in quality is astounding.

Frankly I am amazed at the shit that the supermarkets actually put on display.

[Big Dog]

We buy our vege at the super if we are already there otherwise we support then locals.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

Once when I was doing some work experience ( last century ) I trucked some broccoli the manifest said was picked in bell block from Palmerston North to supermarket I won't name in New Plymouth.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

The next night our return load saw us pick up broccoli from bell block to take to Palmerston North.
Rinse and repeat.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

Who cut the cheese..........Every time I get the cheese out to slice some for my sammies, her indoors has taken a corner off the block. Either that or sliced it on an angle that makes it hard to get a nice consistent slice.:mad:

If you cut the cheese, you could at least do it uniformly and evenly. Bloody wimmen.:weird:

[eldog]

Who cut the cheese..........Every time I get the cheese out to slice some for my sammies, her indoors has taken a corner off the block. Either that or sliced it on an angle that makes it hard to get a nice consistent slice.:mad:

If you cut the cheese, you could at least do it uniformly and evenly. Bloody wimmen.:weird:

sure it wasn't you sleep walking?
wimmen I know would cut it square, they like things nice and tidy.

[Kickaha]

they like things nice and tidy.

If they liked things nice and tidy there'd be no hope at all for him

[unstuck]

sure it wasn't you sleep walking?
wimmen I know would cut it square, they like things nice and tidy.

Nah, wasn't me. I like the cheese nice and square at the end, and she owns up like it's no big deal.:spanking:

[eldog]

If they liked things nice and tidy there'd be no hope at all for him

There always a trail of destruction behind me.... so theres no hope for me either.

I usually break the cheese cutter, so it gets cut for me now...:headbang:

[eldog]

Nah, wasn't me. I like the cheese nice and square at the end, and she owns up like it's no big deal.:spanking:

she likes the training:spanking: obviously

[unstuck]

she likes the training:spanking: obviously

:shutup:Shhhhhh she may read this. :blink:

[Big Dog]

I think that may be how the mrs is training me. I notice there are a few things she used to do I don't let her do any more.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Akzle]

its like those jobs you say youll do, and 6 months later you come home and find her up a ladder with a power tool and youre like 'nah fuck that' and go and do it for her.

[eldog]

its like those jobs you say youll do, and 6 months later you come home and find her up a ladder with a power tool and youre like 'nah fuck that' and go and do it for her.

yeah, nah she would make a better job of it than me.:facepalm:

[husaberg]

:shutup:Shhhhhh she may read this. :blink:

Not unless ewe take it out into the paddock stucky........:bleh:

[eldog]

Not unless ewe take it out into the paddock stucky........:bleh:

isnt Gore in the middle of a paddock?

I am ready for another anti JAFA rant

[Big Dog]

its like those jobs you say youll do, and 6 months later you come home and find her up a ladder with a power tool and youre like 'nah fuck that' and go and do it for her.

Disturbing thought. Or do I have a dirty mind?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[eldog]

Disturbing thought. Or do I have a dirty mind?

maybe 6 months between 'jobs' is too long.....
is the power tool really necessary?

[Big Dog]

maybe 6 months between 'jobs' is too long.....
is the power tool really necessary?

I was more concerned about the power tool being of such a size and nature that a ladder was required.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[eldog]

I was more concerned about the power tool being of such a size and nature that a ladder was required.

Did cross my mind she might have been trying to connect to 100,000 Volt Power Lines. maybe she wanted more buzz, than what she was used to.

[unstuck]

I don't let her do any more.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

That's considered fighting talk in this house.:crazy:

[unstuck]

Not unless ewe take it out into the paddock stucky........:bleh:

Well actually, it was such a nice night last night, there was some outdoor action.:blip::blip:

[unstuck]

its like those jobs you say youll do, and 6 months later you come home and find her up a ladder with a power tool and youre like 'nah fuck that' and go and do it for her.

I get left reminders, usually a pic of a chastity belt or something.
Seems to get me motivated.:msn-wink:

[awayatc]

If one door closes......

another one opens....

[scumdog]

Well actually, it was such a nice night last night, there was some outdoor action.:blip::blip:

Hey some at the Vincent rally too - it went :"Fuck off! get out of my fuckin' tent fuck ya, just fuck right off, get the fuck out of my tent!!!!"
No, it wasn't mrs Scumdog saying that but I'd loved to have seen who WAS involved, not a Casanova by the sound of it!:laugh:

[unstuck]

Hey some at the Vincent rally too - it went :"Fuck off! get out of my fuckin' tent fuck ya, just fuck right off, get the fuck out of my tent!!!!"
No, it wasn't mrs Scumdog saying that but I'd loved to have seen who WAS involved, not a Casanova by the sound of it!:laugh:

:laugh::laugh: I remember those days.:innocent:

[dangerous]

Me an' C.B. is heading for the BRONZ Vincent County rally tomorrow:woohoo::ride::drinkup:

Only it's pissing down now and cold enough to freeze an Eskimos bell-end!:angry:

What happened to this drought and hot-as-hell temperatures eh? eh?:crazy:

FFS soft hardley dangerous riders... I had to pass over the crown range to get there, WHILE IT WAS SLEATING dont talk to me about bell end's

anyway it was so farking a mean ride over we went back again and the next day back over, no sleat but bit a snow just above...

and then to day on the way home it was bloody hot enough to fry a towl heads policemans hat (no pun atended)



Hey some at the Vincent rally too - it went :"Fuck off! get out of my fuckin' tent fuck ya, just fuck right off, get the fuck out of my tent!!!!"
No, it wasn't mrs Scumdog saying that but I'd loved to have seen who WAS involved, not a Casanova by the sound of it!:laugh:

yeah... sorry bout that, I was a little lost

[Big Dog]

That's considered fighting talk in this house.:crazy:

Amateur. You don't tell them they can't.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[husaberg]

Well actually, it was such a nice night last night, there was some outdoor action.:blip::blip:

Ewe old dog ewe...........:bleh:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/9/12/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-17058-1402331938-1.gif

[unstuck]

Friday the 13th and I finally have something to rant about.
PVC downpipe, why the fuck can they not make all 65mm downpipe the same size. Taken me much longer to do a job that should have been straight forward. But oh no, had to file down a couple of pieces to make them fit together, same as the 80-65 reduction sockets. Bastards.:angry2:

Apart from that, life is still pretty Orsum.:woohoo::woohoo:

[husaberg]

That unstucks getting on my Goat....












literally get off it, you sick hippy you will hurt it.
http://forum.mastermason.com/uploads/3553/The_goat.jpg

[eldog]

Friday the 13th and I finally have something to rant about.
PVC downpipe, why the fuck can they not make all 65mm downpipe the same size. Taken me much longer to do a job that should have been straight forward. But oh no, had to file down a couple of pieces to make them fit together, same as the 80-65 reduction sockets. Bastards.:angry2:

Apart from that, life is still pretty Orsum.:woohoo::woohoo:

wait till you have rectangular down pipes, leaves bridge esp on the joins and build up causing hassles, along with 70s low height spouting and built in fascia, add pine needles and leaves. makes for a wet time by all. have to check every month bugger.

and pine needles slippery for mbike and disaster when wet.:baby:

[FJRider]

Friday the 13th and I finally have something to rant about.
PVC downpipe, why the fuck can they not make all 65mm downpipe the same size. Taken me much longer to do a job that should have been straight forward. But oh no, had to file down a couple of pieces to make them fit together, same as the 80-65 reduction sockets. Bastards.:angry2:

Apart from that, life is still pretty Orsum.:woohoo::woohoo:

I've spent many a year in that industry ... the key to understand it is ... pressure pipe or non pressure pipe.


Down pipe (spouting pipe work) is not pressure pipe. (different sizes) Buy your piping from the SAME manufacturer.


Plus ... some/most pressure pipe uses the same (actual) dimensions that were used when pipe was measured in inches. Close ... but no cigar ...

[unstuck]

That unstucks getting on my Goat....












literally get off it, you sick hippy you will hurt it.
http://forum.mastermason.com/uploads/3553/The_goat.jpg

I want one.:yes:

[ellipsis]

...cleaning your spoutings is most important...I didn't clean ours for twenty years and now we just have a wet carpet to live on...the house just disappeared...some of the glass in the windows is still unbroken if anyone wants it...my wife blamed motorbikes but now that she rides one, that problem has diminished...

[husaberg]

I want one.:yes:

From what I could make out ..........you already had it.

http://images.amcnetworks.com/blog.sundancenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/goats-580x290.jpg

[FJRider]

That unstucks getting on my Goat....



literally get off it, you sick hippy you will hurt it.
http://forum.mastermason.com/uploads/3553/The_goat.jpg


I don't know why you are upset by 'stucky .... him being a Gore (rural) fella ... he'll have a goat of his own ... :facepalm: (Goreon's don't like sharing)

[unstuck]

I've spent many a year in that industry ... the key to understand it is ... pressure pipe or non pressure pipe.


Down pipe (spouting pipe work) is not pressure pipe. (different sizes) Buy your piping from the SAME manufacturer.


Plus ... some/most pressure pipe uses the same (actual) dimensions that were used when pipe was measured in inches. Close ... but no cigar ...

All new marley 65mm, with new 80mm gutter droppers. Not a newbie myself when it comes to pvc pipe, as I have done bloody miles and miles of 80 and 100 and 110 effluent lines, plus ducting for telecom and the powerboard. Had to explain in great detail to the lady in placemakers that I did not want reduction sockets for my socket set.:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

...cleaning your spoutings

Unlike Husa, I think I will be cleaning my spouting tonight. :2thumbsup

[unstuck]

From what I could make out ..........you already had it.



:clap::clap::lol: My Cacti are not that large, and the only time I had facial hair like that was when I was on Codfish island. Nice C. aegagrus though. :whistle:

[ellipsis]

...i got peyotes grafted onto san p's...cool eh...

[unstuck]

...i got peyotes grafted onto san p's...cool eh...

That shit will make you blind.:shifty:

[scumdog]

Having a JD and trying to figure out how to operate a Extreme HD camera.

And once I have it's going straight on the tripod in the bedroom...:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Having a JD and trying to figure out how to operate a Extreme HD camera.

And once I have it's going straight on the tripod in the bedroom...:msn-wink:

Why? So you can remember what it used to be like before you get to old, like next year.:niceone:

You weren't in gore with the rest of the southland policeforce on tuesday where you? Good show from the roof of my house, Thought about jumping one of those AOS dudes, would love one of their outfits.:Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

Good show from the roof of my house, Thought about jumping one of those AOS dudes, would love one of their outfits.:Punk::Punk:

ONE sort of person I wouldn't jump - even if they were female!

They seem to take their job fairly seriously....

[unstuck]

ONE sort of person I wouldn't jump - even if they were female!

They seem to take their job fairly seriously....

Yeah, they seemed a little serious. Maybe I could sneak up on the van next time and grab some boots while they are busy. Love them boots.:2thumbsup

[dangerous]

That shit will make you blind.:shifty:had a wee stroke behind the eye last week, now im blind in it... rant over


And once I have it's going straight on the tripod in the bedroom...:msn-wink:mate... you do relise you guys are 90 odd in the shade aye... dont wana risk going blind in the other


You weren't in gore with the rest of the southland policeforce on tuesday where you? Good show from the roof of my house, Thought about jumping one of those AOS dudes, would love one of their outfits.:Punk::Punk:ohhh what, a local flog someones sheep and get cought in the sack with it, hope ya hand wasent on it whill you were perving from your roof :nono:


They seem to take their job fairly seriously.... so do you :cool:

[unstuck]

ohhh what, a local flog someones sheep and get cought in the sack with it, hope ya hand wasent on it whill you were perving from your roof :nono:



Some fella beat his missus with a broomhandle is what I have heard. No sheep were harmed in the process.:devil2:

[Akzle]

Some fella beat his missus with a broomhandle is what I have heard. No sheep were harmed in the process.:devil2:

if she'd been using the broom it couldn't have happened

... just sayin..

[dangerous]

... yeah, why the fuck did I ring *555 today over a knife attack threat at work and waited 10mins on hold only to think fark this and hang up Ill sort this shit out myself...


OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh... I know the pigs were busy dealing with all the cock suckers ringing up complaining about "some retards following me to close"

[husaberg]

... yeah, why the fuck did I ring *555 today over a knife attack threat at work and waited 10mins on hold only to think fark this and hang up Ill sort this shit out myself...


OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh... I know the pigs were busy dealing with all the cock suckers ringing up complaining about "some retards following me to close"

maybe try 111 next time..................

[dangerous]

maybe try 111 next time..................

yeah the three hot broards.. I mean lassie coppers, did say that but to be honest Id consider that line to be there for some poor bastard whos guts is allready hanging out not a crazy ol duck that forgot her meds today.

[unstuck]

... yeah, why the fuck did I ring *555 today over a knife attack threat at work and waited 10mins on hold only to think fark this and hang up Ill sort this shit out myself...



Did you give the old girl a smack in the chops?:niceone:

[husaberg]

yeah the three hot broards.. I mean lassie coppers, did say that but to be honest Id consider that line to be there for some poor bastard whos guts is allready hanging out not a crazy ol duck that forgot her meds today.

*555 The service that was set up to allow motorists to report bad behaviour of other drivers..........
http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/8520726/Police-kept-busy-on-555-call-line

Was he at least driving a car:whistle:

[haydes55]

yeah the three hot broards.. I mean lassie coppers, did say that but to be honest Id consider that line to be there for some poor bastard whos guts is allready hanging out not a crazy ol duck that forgot her meds today.


If you want to notify police/request police attendance, yet the situation is not an emergency, use the local police stations landline phone number.

Most phones can google the phone number, or you could have your local stations phone numbers saved to your phone. Might be handy for future use.

[Scuba_Steve]

*555 The service that was set up to allow motorists to report bad behaviour of other drivers..........
http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/8520726/Police-kept-busy-on-555-call-line

Was he at least driving a car:whistle:

Hey it's probably the only reason they showed... They thought he was thanks to the *555

Coulda been weeks if he had of dialled 111

[dangerous]

*555 The service that was set up to allow motorists to report bad behaviour of other drivers..........
http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/8520726/Police-kept-busy-on-555-call-line

Was he at least driving a car:whistle:

FYI.... that is what I thought, BUT no it is a "GENERAL INQUIREY" line for ALL situations, there you learnt something to day and so did I



If you want to notify police/request police attendance, yet the situation is not an emergency, use the local police stations landline phone number.

Most phones can google the phone number, or you could have your local stations phone numbers saved to your phone. Might be handy for future use.

I did after the 555 then you ask for coms COMS is 555... back on the waiting list

[husaberg]

FYI.... that is what I thought, BUT no it is a "GENERAL INQUIREY" line for ALL situations, there you learnt something to day and so did I


My quote well That was a quote from them the policeli themselve........

[caseye]

Well usually I wait till Friday to have a rant but today just rips my shorts,.
Been south today from Dorkland. Did the kids cancer charity ride Cambridge to the Tron, done this for many years now.
Wifey on her bike to, for the last few years.
Had a good but foggy ride down this morning, Pokino to Damn near Cambridge, wiping away the dirty fog from my visor.
No worries really though, roads were dry, all the other motorcyclists on the road were having a cruisy day out ( most at Cambridge I'd wager).
So got there did that, didn't win ANY of the raffles.
Got nearly home and then yep, it happened.
I'd like to apologise to anyone I do know and love, who ride Harleys at this point in time.
While it's not always hardly riders that do this , it was today, not one or 2 , try 8 or more, exclusively V rod's today, but almost all of em wearing branded Ass less PRU imitation leather chaps and frilly jackets.
I make sure my wife rides ahead of me these days, she good at picking her lines and with me behind her most of the fuckwits who tailgate at 3 feet off your bumper have got to do it to me before they get to her. naturally they don't get to her these days.
We ride staggered, usually her to the right.
Please guys, girls, fellow riders, do you consider it OK to push through well spaced riders in their lane?
Cause I don't, I don't do it and I'd never consider doing it to obviously travelling together bikers.
I do make room and signal for other riders to overtake me in my lane if they're lane splitting and acknowledge my presence.
But I am truly sick to death of ignorant C's who simply take their god given line regardless of who's in their way or how close they come to another rider, experienced or not, aware of their presence or not.
It's fucking dangerous at the best of times, but these hardly rod riders seem to think they are allowed and so fuck the rest of us.
Rant over.
Interested to hear what you lot think.

[unstuck]

Interested to hear what you lot think.

Motorcyclists are fuckwits.:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Interested to hear what you lot think.



If its about Harleys complain to Federated farmers.........

[Mom]

Interested to hear what you lot think.

I absolutely agree! Many moons ago I was TEC for a learner ride, mother shepherding her ducklings if you like. We were riding the coast road from Langs to Waipu, a technically challenging ride for a newb but these guys were going along really well. Pack of wankers on sprotsbikes caught us up and absolutely dogged my tail pipe. I don't scare too easily but man these pricks were endangering every other road user in their vicinity. They eventually carved up the learners and took off. For the sake of a few moments out of their obviously far more important day than ours they endangered other bikers lives and risked one of us making a mistake from being distracted by cnuts behind, beside and ahead of us.

Having said that riding my Millie home from work one evening I saw many, many bikies coming up behind me. Fully patched and in a hurry as they usually are. I was treated with utter respect and even got a wave or 5 :D

[unstuck]

We were riding the coast road from Langs to Waipu,

There wasn't a guy on a xr600 with them was there, that guy's a real fuckwit. :devil2::o

[dangerous]

hey... dont hurt to wake the learners up, get them used to close passes etc... if ya cant handle it.. then best ya drive not ride ;)

Na but hey befor I pass anybody I 'usually' study them even if its for a very short time, then pass acording to there riding, ill pass some close and others with pleanty of room, at least 200mm.

Now... LOL caseye, so what did they do so bad? correct me if im wrong, you and the missus were passed closely, with or with out oncomming traffic? nice straight or tight n curley?

[caseye]

hey... dont hurt to wake the learners up, get them used to close passes etc... if ya cant handle it.. then best ya drive not ride ;)

Na but hey befor I pass anybody I 'usually' study them even if its for a very short time, then pass acording to there riding, ill pass some close and others with pleanty of room, at least 200mm.

Now... LOL caseye, so what did they do so bad? correct me if im wrong, you and the missus were passed closely, with or with out oncomming traffic? nice straight or tight n curley?

Worse, on the southern heading north in the left lane and they didn't have the decency to pass us in the right, oh no, inning and outing as we were staggered then cut missus off to get back into right lane.
I understand what you are saying dangerous, I too study, check and recheck before passing anything, particularly if I am going to have to go close, it's the here we are, move over, fuck you, coming through regardless attitude that gets me, Mom, I've had the same experience with gangs, passed me and wifey , plenty of room and waves to say , hey, just passing through.
Ha, drive???? instead of ride, are you out of your fucking mind???? lol.

[unstuck]

If you do fackbook, check out this page. Gives you an idea as to some of the "bikers" attitudes. Motorcycle Clubs New Zealand . :laugh::laugh:

[caspernz]

Interested to hear what you lot think.

Nah, the riding you described shouldn't be on. Unfortunately as a rider one gets to choose how to deal with bully boy tactics such as this. Personally, if I've spotted the approaching nitwits I'll choose to make room. How anyone else deals with it, well I guess it depends on the circumstances I suppose? Same with the follow up, each to their own :innocent:

[dangerous]

Worse, on the southern heading north in the left lane and they didn't have the decency to pass us in the right, oh no, inning and outing as we were staggered then cut missus off to get back into right lane.
on the what? yeah so under you over her or visa versa all while the lane next to you was empty?
dosent mater the way its done, its the attude ya get, tells you more about them in 20secs than they will ever know, or relise themselves in a life time... :tugger:

ohh and re gangs, a friend and her 675 was passed by a few the others pulling up beside and from behind closed in so as she had no room at all, just coming into timaru they stoped at a set of lights and she saw a chance so gassed it between two of em and gaped it... not cool

[unstuck]

I know it is Monday but............FUCKING REPCO, CUNTS. :angry2: There I feel better now.:niceone:

[scumdog]

If you do fackbook, check out this page. Gives you an idea as to some of the "bikers" attitudes. Motorcycle Clubs New Zealand . :laugh::laugh:

:facepalm:<_<

[unstuck]

:facepalm:<_<

Bit of a laugh innit.:weird:

[idb]

Hmmm...something to whinge about...

How about tossers that complain about the noise at a bike rally...then tossers that start their bikes up at 5.30am.
Have we done that one?

Otherwise...everything's pretty good really.

[scumdog]

Hmmm...something to whinge about...

How about tossers that complain about the noise at a bike rally...then tossers that start their bikes up at 5.30am.
Have we done that one?

Otherwise...everything's pretty good really.

Weeelll fuuucckk youu.

I had to head home early, OK??

Or so I recall......

[idb]

Weeelll fuuucckk youu.

I had to head home early, OK??

Or so I recall......

Yeah...you buggers have always got a reason.

[Kickaha]

Yeah...you buggers have always got a reason.

He probably had some innocent motorists to persecute

[scumdog]

He probably had some innocent motorists to persecute

You'll have to travel through this town some day pilgrim....and I'll be awaiting!

[husaberg]

OK its been a while
Well you see I am normally pretty nice and calm, I am paid to be in fact
but I have been trying to help this person on KB, to show them how to resize images
And its like he is some sort on inbreed retard throwback or somethng:laugh:

He'll be along any minute to plead dumb......:whistle::wait::innocent:

[Kickaha]

You'll have to travel through this town some day pilgrim....and I'll be awaiting!

No I don't I can come down through central, although then I might miss my cup of tea at the cop shop

Not that I've been down your way for a couple of years now (some people would consider that a plus)

[idb]

OK its been a while
Well you see I am normally pretty nice and calm, I am paid to be in fact
but I have been trying to help this person on KB, to show them how to resize images
And its like he is some sort on inbreed retard throwback or somethng:laugh:

He'll be along any minute to plead dumb......:whistle::wait::innocent:

I've never pleaded (pled? plaid? plod?).

[husaberg]

I've never pleaded (pled? plaid? plod?).

He's from down rabbit country too, therefor I guess he might even be related to you.:bye:

[unstuck]

He's from down rabbit country too, therefor I guess he might even be related to you.:bye:

Fuck all rabbits here, we loves eating them. I suppose you have to stay calm while locked away at a mental hospital, otherwise you would get put in a straight jacket, and then there would be bestiality porn for you.:motu:

[husaberg]

Fuck all rabbits here, we loves eating them. I suppose you have to stay calm while locked away at a mental hospital, otherwise you would get put in a straight jacket, and then there would be bestiality porn for you.:motu:

So ......you have eaten out all the rabbits as well as the sheep..........:killingme
The New person who comes around work as a workplace support actually seems to be actively avoiding me.
We have actually been through 3 in under a year now(true story)

[dangerous]

... so this might be a chch thing, can any of yas tell me why drivers get their nickers in a not over others merging?
eg yesterday I was merging from 2 lanes to 1... I was nearing the end of the merge infact I was out of lane, nice wee gap indercator on and DA...DAAAA merged, buitafull, but then quick look in the mirror and the car behinds driver was waving his hands in the air... WHY?

[DMNTD]

... so this might be a chch thing, can any of yas tell me why drivers get their nickers in a not over others merging?
eg yesterday I was merging from 2 lanes to 1... I was nearing the end of the merge infact I was out of lane, nice wee gap indercator on and DA...DAAAA merged, buitafull, but then quick look in the mirror and the car behinds driver was waving his hands in the air... WHY?

Because most are a bunch of entitled pricks that believe the world will end unless they save the .3 of a second.
Don't get me started on the red light runners either....ffs!

[Scuba_Steve]

Don't get me started on the red light runners either....ffs![/B]

I've seen your roads & because of the retard giveway rule running red lights appears to be the only way through some of your intersections

[willytheekid]

...running red lights appears to be the only way through some of your intersections

I have to agre with this :yes:

The one thing I have been waiting for in CHCH (Since the quake!...only 4yrs now:facepalm:)...TURN FUCKING ARROWS!!:mad:

Traffic routes have changed since the quake, and low volume streets are now carrying high volume traffic...yet the local council etc are STILL to spot the glaring problem and upgrade the lights on said streets....so presently there is no turn arrow on most of these new high usage roads, and due to the volume of traffic, ONE!! vehicle is able to turn across traffic flow during the green (if there lucky!)....and the rest, get to sit there through 4-7 light changes awaiting there shot at making a safe turn. (and orange/red light runners make this move pritty bloody dangerous as well)

...clear evidence of a lack of focus on REAL road safety -(How fucking hard is it to spot such a BLATANT problem with traffic flow, and have turn lights installed)

Now add on all the pot holes, shitty broken roads, road blocks & diverts, cones everywhere, poor traffic lights and a generally fucked up city...and you can "kinda" understand the increased roadrage and red light runners etc in ChCh presently (It certainly keeps ya on your toes!:yes:)


...was the rant ok? :confused:

[ellipsis]

...I was being a relaxed country boy driving in the Chch wank place last week and was getting the bird and worse for letting people into the general flow of traffic...what is wrong with the fuckwits?...

[Grumph]

...I was being a relaxed country boy driving in the Chch wank place last week and was getting the bird and worse for letting people into the general flow of traffic...what is wrong with the fuckwits?...

I said at the time that studies had shown that stress peaked about 3 years after an event like the quakes. No one has yet to my knowledge quantified just how long the peak stress lasts...Given people are angry,and oh yes they are...it's generally safer to vent from inside a car than face to face...

Oh and Dangerous, i'd put my money on it being Cassina waving at you.....

[Akzle]

Oh and Dangerous, i'd put my money on it being Cassina waving at you.....

what?!

Theres no way he could have enough spare attention to take his hand off the controls! (/his cock/ keyboard)

asides, sounds like D pulled in front, and cass has no time to pay attention to whats happening in front of him (/her/it), what, between his (/her/its) crusade to find someone at ACC who rides a motobike, and being a fuken internet hero (/dweeb/epic troll)... Theres simply no time...

[scumdog]

what?!

Theres no way he could have enough spare attention to take his hand off the controls! (/his cock/ keyboard)

asides, sounds like D pulled in front, and cass has no time to pay attention to whats happening in front of him (/her/it), what, between his (/her/its) crusade to find someone at ACC who rides a motobike, and being a fuken internet hero (/dweeb/epic troll)... Theres simply no time...

Crikey, you rave worse than cassina and in a less understandible gabble...:rolleyes:

[dangerous]

...and you can "kinda" understand the increased roadrage and red light runners etc in ChCh presentlyNo I dont... drive to the conditions FFS we know what you explain is right but you would think the driver would acept this and see the thrustaion of others and be nice and let them on OUT

EXAMPLE... last sat I was doing a U turn at the entrance of wigram airfield, gave up waiting for some nice oncomming sole to slow just a little wave me on so I poked my nose out a little further this right royl fuk face didnt slow in fact I swear he speed up passed by giving me the meanest shit eye and flipped the birdie... WELL... GINGA TIME... did me u'e and ended up next to him at the lights... he wound down his pasanger window ready to spout of but I bet him to it and said " a nice cunt woulda let me in" he did not answer the lights went green and he followed me for 10k's... whats that about?



I said at the time that studies had shown that stress peaked about 3 years after an event like the quakes. No one has yet to my knowledge quantified just how long the peak stress lasts...Given people are angry,and oh yes they are...it's generally safer to vent from inside a car than face to face...

WTF.. have they to be angry at or about, shit they are alive aint they... the most of them have newly refebished houses and due to the quake and there rerpairs their property has had 100k added to the value :mad:

[Grumph]

WTF.. have they to be angry at or about, shit they are alive aint they... the most of them have newly refebished houses and due to the quake and there rerpairs their property has had 100k added to the value :mad:

If they're property owners in ChCh who as you say have had value added to their property...they're angry about prospective massive rates rises.
This Govt has turned the quakes into a "survivor pays" exercise.
You and i of course in SDC are still to find out how much ours will go up. Did you know the Rolleston pool which was always going to be underused is currently running at a massive loss - which is being kept very quiet after the massive cost over runs building the bloody thing.

[dangerous]

If they're property owners in ChCh who as you say have had value added to their property...they're angry about prospective massive rates rises.
This Govt has turned the quakes into a "survivor pays" exercise.
You and i of course in SDC are still to find out how much ours will go up. Did you know the Rolleston pool which was always going to be underused is currently running at a massive loss - which is being kept very quiet after the massive cost over runs building the bloody thing.

oh I dont think anyones thought about the rates issue, and if so would they prefure to live in a shit hole and pay less rates???
Dosent suprise me about the pool, but population there is yet to double, then they wont keep up

IMO the anger is self induced, property No1 sees property No2 get a new drive, so property No1 thinks they deserve one, its the old I want more than the Jones next door.

Finely signed of a job that we have been battling with for some time, in the nui, now this prick had holes kicked and bashed in every room, 2 bedrooms had sections of gib cut out so they could put their empty beer cans on the dwang... we fixed that only cos there was a slight crack in a wall that 'may' have been the quake, we dont price to repair delebrate damage but we have to.

Same cunt, got a new fire out of us cos it was a rebrick due to a couple a broken bricks that you cant get anymore, round the fire there was no framing, we had to put framing in which ment the fire wouldent fit so new fire, ohh no old harth wouldent fit so new harth new tiles, cunt complained a tile was crocked so at our cost it was re tiled (thing is they were stuck over the old harth so they followed the same line, ie: allways crocked.

The fuker took the house key to the shaged old lock (thats age not quake) he said if some ones got it they can get in... yip new lock charged to us... I could go on and on about this guy and hes just another one of many...

Broken drain, fair nuff we repaired got paid for that... then he wanted a new lawn cos it had been trampled (give it a month and water it be back) noo to sign off and us get paied he wanted a new lawn, he got it, on us.

Light switchs smashed, not the fucking quake, well as we have to remove them to repaint thats cool but the law says we cant put it back, so we replaced most switchs etc in the house, on us.

Grumpy... do you think he shouldent need to pay more rates now that his shit hole has been turned into a new house???

This lazy shit, would come in the house and leave notes for us like and I quote "what a fucking mess" un quote... the new fire was nicely sealed back to the new tiles, he dug out the sealent in a corner and and left a not saying "redo fire no selent"

BUT... I got the arse hole, nicked his dope plants and put em in a red bin and watche the rubbish truck take em away... yeah spose ya right hes got a right to be angry :msn-wink:

[eldog]

oh I dont think anyones thought about the rates issue, and if so would they prefure to live in a shit hole and pay less rates???
Dosent suprise me about the pool, but population there is yet to double, then they wont keep up

IMO the anger is self induced, property No1 sees property No2 get a new drive, so property No1 thinks they deserve one, its the old I want more than the Jones next door.

Finely signed of a job that we have been battling with for some time, in the nui, now this prick had holes kicked and bashed in every room, 2 bedrooms had sections of gib cut out so they could put their empty beer cans on the dwang... we fixed that only cos there was a slight crack in a wall that 'may' have been the quake, we dont price to repair delebrate damage but we have to.

Same cunt, got a new fire out of us cos it was a rebrick due to a couple a broken bricks that you cant get anymore, round the fire there was no framing, we had to put framing in which ment the fire wouldent fit so new fire, ohh no old harth wouldent fit so new harth new tiles, cunt complained a tile was crocked so at our cost it was re tiled (thing is they were stuck over the old harth so they followed the same line, ie: allways crocked.

The fuker took the house key to the shaged old lock (thats age not quake) he said if some ones got it they can get in... yip new lock charged to us... I could go on and on about this guy and hes just another one of many...

Broken drain, fair nuff we repaired got paid for that... then he wanted a new lawn cos it had been trampled (give it a month and water it be back) noo to sign off and us get paied he wanted a new lawn, he got it, on us.

Light switchs smashed, not the fucking quake, well as we have to remove them to repaint thats cool but the law says we cant put it back, so we replaced most switchs etc in the house, on us.

Grumpy... do you think he shouldent need to pay more rates now that his shit hole has been turned into a new house???

This lazy shit, would come in the house and leave notes for us like and I quote "what a fucking mess" un quote... the new fire was nicely sealed back to the new tiles, he dug out the sealent in a corner and and left a not saying "redo fire no selent"

BUT... I got the arse hole, nicked his dope plants and put em in a red bin and watche the rubbish truck take em away... yeah spose ya right hes got a right to be angry :msn-wink:

you don't have this on your own, I do work for a guy who makes massive mistakes and shortcuts, then won't pay when we have to redo/repair his mistakes (he's a designer) drawings never up to date. Makes changes all the way thru projects often adds 2 weeks work and if it doesn't work blames all round him or buggers off overseas and we have to make the crap work.
and like you, we see his time coming.:ar15: And it's all his doing.

[unstuck]

BUT... I got the arse hole, nicked his dope plants and put em in a red bin and watche the rubbish truck take em away... yeah spose ya right hes got a right to be angry :msn-wink:

You bastard, think of the people(me) you could have made happy by gifting those plants to someone(me).:weird:

[Akzle]

you don't have this on your own, I do work for a guy who makes massive mistakes and shortcuts, then won't pay when we have to redo/repair his mistakes (he's a designer) drawings never up to date. Makes changes all the way thru projects often adds 2 weeks work and if it doesn't work blames all round him or buggers off overseas and we have to make the crap work.
and like you, we see his time coming.:ar15: And it's all his doing.

i fucken HATE disign engineers who didn't 'work their way up'

YES, it looks lovely on paper, but here, here's the materials specified.
YOU FUCKEN TRY IT.

idiots. idiots everywhere.

[dangerous]

You bastard, think of the people(me) you could have made happy by gifting those plants to someone(me).:weird:

psssst... mate, over here... I just had to post that cos ya never know whos watching, Ill bag em up for ya and post em off... a nice safe place to colect would be scumdogs work, just go in and say to the shelia behind the desk "weres me farking weed bitch" shell know what ya mean :cool:

[unstuck]

psssst... mate, over here... I just had to post that cos ya never know whos watching, Ill bag em up for ya and post em off... a nice safe place to colect would be scumdogs work, just go in and say to the shelia behind the desk "weres me farking weed bitch" shell know what ya mean :cool:

Sweet will call in tomorrow on my way past. :shifty:

[dangerous]

Sweet will call in tomorrow on my way past. :shifty:

ohh sorry man.. thought you had a room there? :rolleyes:

[unstuck]

ohh sorry man.. thought you had a room there? :rolleyes:

Nah, had the use of one in Gore a time or 2, but the food is shit, and the view not so good.:devil2:

[mashman]

I miss my old headphones :crybaby:. Fuckin things should be bullet proof in this day and age. Damn you capitalism.

[scumdog]

Nah, had the use of one in Gore a time or 2, but the food is shit, and the view not so good.:devil2:


Come up here - it's all 5 star stuff!:banana:

Even the spoof stains, gob marks and vomit smells left by previous 'tenants' are 5 star...

[Akzle]

Come up here - it's all 5 star stuff!:banana:

Even the spoof stains, gob marks and vomit smells left by previous 'tenants' are 5 star...

i see you don't aim for "clients" above your own level then. how refreshing.

[JimO]

i see you don't aim for "clients" above your own level then. how refreshing.
fuckin jews

[Akzle]

fuckin jews

i don't know how that's relevant to this conversation, but fucken ayye!

rbjiafp.

[scumdog]

i see you don't aim for "clients" above your own level then. how refreshing.

Luckily for the rest of us you'll never manage to elevate yourself to even that level.....:rolleyes:

aijad

[dangerous]

Luckily for the rest of us you'll never manage to elevate yourself to even that level.....:rolleyes:

aijad

A FARKING MEN :baby:

[husaberg]

aijad

R+Aiaficwattp

[Laava]

aijad

Ooh a new acronym!

[Big Dog]

Luckily for the rest of us you'll never manage to elevate yourself to even that level.....:rolleyes:

aijad
Am I just as defective?



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[scumdog]

Am I just as defective?

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Nah, not even.
Not unless you intend to emulate Akzle...:rolleyes:

And ditch the ferkin Stupid phone/Tapatalk device, it pisses me off almost as much as Akzle does!

[Big Dog]

Artificial insemination justice as detention?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

Nah, not even.
Not unless you intend to emulate Akzle...:rolleyes:

And ditch the ferkin Stupid phone/Tapatalk device, it pisses me off almost as much as Akzle does!

Ps if I could afford an android instead I wouldn't feel the need to apologise for all the typos.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Akzle]

ax is jesus arrived. Daily.

[Laava]

Fucken ordered me one of these last week. Just been notified that the AOS have intercepted and destroyed it! Fuck! Now I have to try and get my money back!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/electronics-photography/other-electronics/clocks-alarms/auction-857654422.htm

[Grumph]

Fucken ordered me one of these last week. Just been notified that the AOS have intercepted and destroyed it! Fuck! Now I have to try and get my money back!

looking at the sellers comments I doubt you're the first....Could have been worse, if it had been sent direct to the AOS for vetting, I'd imagine you'd have had a personal visit - but not bringing the clock.
No collections and current govt inspired paranoia - how does the seller imagine they would ever be delivered ?

[Laava]

- how does the seller imagine they would ever be delivered ?

Maybe they have a team of burqa clad women?

[scumdog]

Fucken ordered me one of these last week. Just been notified that the AOS have intercepted and destroyed it! Fuck! Now I have to try and get my money back!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/electronics-photography/other-electronics/clocks-alarms/auction-857654422.htm


Me want!!:niceone:

[Moi]

Me want!!:niceone:

You want it left on the steps of your workplace?

[kiwi cowboy]

Crikey, you rave worse than cassina and in a less understandible gabble...:rolleyes:

:killingme::killingmeYou actually read that dribble is the kicker.:nya::nya::nya::nya::nya::nya::nya:

[scumdog]

:killingme::killingmeYou actually read that dribble is the kicker.:nya::nya::nya::nya::nya::nya::nya:


OK, I confess to reading the first line.

But that was enough!

[scumdog]

Anybody else watching 'Savage Honeymoon' on Heartland??

A bit of a giggle..

[FJRider]

Anybody else watching 'Savage Honeymoon' on Heartland??

A bit of a giggle..

No ... we have a life .. :rolleyes:

[scumdog]

No ... we have a life .. :rolleyes:

Pfft, not as real as Savage Honeymoon!!:laugh:

[FJRider]

Pfft, not as real as Savage Honeymoon!!:laugh:

Thank fuck for that ....

[husaberg]

Anybody else watching 'Savage Honeymoon' on Heartland??

A bit of a giggle..

Who was in it I seem to remember there was nice tits, but that was years ago..........

[unstuck]

Anybody else watching 'Savage Honeymoon' on Heartland??

A bit of a giggle..

Dont need to watch it, I was there when it was made.:2thumbsup

Hokonui moonshine festival today:wari::wari:
Wonder how many drunks I can rob tonight.:devil2:

[unstuck]

Who was in it I seem to remember there was nice tits, but that was years ago..........

The drivers never even get a mention.:mad:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170549/fullcredits/

[scumdog]

The drivers never even get a mention.:mad:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170549/fullcredits/

Ta for that U.S., appreciated!:niceone:

[Big Dog]

The drivers never even get a mention.:mad:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170549/fullcredits/


Who was in it I seem to remember there was nice tits, but that was years ago..........

Related?



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[husaberg]

Related?



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

No idea Don't think so, her daughter was in shorty st though.
Emmeline Hawthorne
Never seen her tits though.........

[Big Dog]

No idea Don't think so, her daughter was in shorty st though.
Emmeline Hawthorne
Never seen her tits though.........

So not untucks tits your lusting after then.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[husaberg]

So not untucks tits your lusting after then.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

I doubt they are a patch on his mums..............

[unstuck]

I doubt they are a patch on his mums..............

The older I get, the bigger they get.:blip:

[husaberg]

The older I get, the bigger they get.:blip:

I thought I was a sick bastard.:Oops:

[Big Dog]

The older I get, the bigger they get.:blip:

Yours or your mums?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

Yours or your mums?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Mine of course.:rolleyes:

[JATZ]

Some mountain bikers piss me off..... Arrogant self centered wankers...

Went through the Rainbow on saturday and it turns out there was a mountain bike race going on :blink: Mostly they pulled over to the left to let me past, but the closer I got to the front of the pack the less they pulled over, riding down the center of the road :mad:
1 or 2 of them might've got a puff of dust and gravel after I got past though :innocent:
Also, it was good to see the drink bottles and bike parts on the road had been picked up when I came back through today :D

[Moi]

Some mountain bikers piss me off...

How could you be so misguided!

Don't you realise they are saving the planet by riding their non-polluting bicycle and you were on a filthy, gas-guzzling, exhaust belching MOTOR bike! You naughty, naughty boy!

We won't mention that many of them had probably got to the start by driving diesel-particulate belching 4x4s...

[unstuck]

How could you be so misguided!

Don't you realise they are saving the planet by riding their non-polluting bicycle and you were on a filthy, gas-guzzling, exhaust belching MOTOR bike!

Well fuck em, yesterday I was out driving my 4x4 making lots of mud, and today I was out on the trailbike making lots of mud and cared not a jot for the environment.:headbang::headbang:

[Moi]

Well fuck em, ...

If you want to, be my guest...

I'd rather just go for a ride :scooter:

[unstuck]

If you want to, be my guest...

I'd rather just go for a ride :scooter:

Nah, most of them are hairy legged, and it just seems wrong.:wacko:

[98tls]

Nah, most of them are hairy legged, and it just seems wrong.:wacko:

Lights out and wear ya gloves,safety first.

[husaberg]

Nah, most of them are hairy legged, and it just seems wrong.:wacko:

I bet that thought stop's your neighbours from being all worried at night.
http://www.rarebreeds.co.nz/dorper.html

[Moi]

Nah, most of them are hairy legged, and it just seems wrong.:wacko:

True, those hairy legged, rope saddle wearing feminist cyclists could do a good southern man permanent harm... :eek5:

[JATZ]

Nah, most of them are hairy legged, and it just seems wrong.:wacko:
Yebut..... Some of them looked fkin hot in their Lycra, and fit too, which is always good :D
Except for one..... I thought a call to project Jonah was needed, she looked in distress.

[Berries]

People at fucking supermarkets who stand there while the checkout chick is scanning the food and who cannot be fucking arsed to put things in to bags, so they stand there holding everyone up until the girl does it, then gets back to scanning again. And repeat.


And it is always fucking women who do this.

[tri boy]

20yr old Onkyo amps that can't deliver enough grunt to my Klipsh speakers while Van Halen knock out "Running with the devil":brick:

Need to save up for a motherfuckerkickarse amp:love:

[JimO]

People at fucking supermarkets who stand there while the checkout chick is scanning the food and who cannot be fucking arsed to put things in to bags, so they stand there holding everyone up until the girl does it, then gets back to scanning again. And repeat.


And it is always fucking women who do this.
dont get that at paknslave