Friday Night Rants?

[mossy1200]

Went to the gym on Tuesday for the first time in 13 years.
I remembered how to work out so well my arms have been destroyed all week and im still hurting. It feels like my skins going to burst also. My muscles arnt as good as my memory I think.

[Ocean1]

Well I am getting my whole house renovated as a result of said pipe bursting, so its kinda bitter sweet.


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We get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!:headbang:

My daughter's place had the same problem. Un-lagged copper pipe in the roof froze. Apparently it'd happened a couple of years ago for the previous owner. Same pipe. Same insurance company. so I was well puzzled when they didn't want to pay the "extra" to insulate the pipe. Fine, I said. I think next year we'll go with a different paint scheme. Maybe get rid of that nasty wallpaper as well. They coughed up.

What gets me is if it's that common why isn't insulation of copper lines in ceiling cavities "best practice"?

[scumdog]

What gets me is if it's that common why isn't insulation of copper lines in ceiling cavities "best practice"?
Dunno.

But uninsulation (poor insulation?) of the ceiling tends to keep the pipes from freezing.

Just as I mentioned re our older house (1930's I think)

[Autech]

My daughter's place had the same problem. Un-lagged copper pipe in the roof froze. Apparently it'd happened a couple of years ago for the previous owner. Same pipe. Same insurance company. so I was well puzzled when they didn't want to pay the "extra" to insulate the pipe. Fine, I said. I think next year we'll go with a different paint scheme. Maybe get rid of that nasty wallpaper as well. They coughed up.

What gets me is if it's that common why isn't insulation of copper lines in ceiling cavities "best practice"?

Cause this isn't Canada?

In all seriousness though it is a massive hassle, squeezing two people and a dog into a small 2 room motel as well as all your clothes (we have too many) and all your valuables. Properly shit. I can't just pop out into the garage to work on my bike as my fucking garage is across town. That and I don't think I will be able to get some track time in till this is all sorted. Fuck, better pour another.


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[Ocean1]

Cause this isn't Canada?

Then why is the pipes all froze?

Now that you mention Canadia, I once had a 1970 Buick Skylark drophead coupe originally from there. Had a 110v heater element in the block, with the lead wrapped up beside the radiator. Them what couldn't afford to heat their garage could either plug the car in overnight or risk cracking the block when if froze.

[Autech]

Then why is the pipes all froze?

Now that you mention Canadia, I one had a 1970 Buick Skylark drophead coupe originally from there. Had a 110v heater element in the block, with the lead wrapped up beside the radiator. Them what couldn't afford to heat their garage could either plug the car in overnight or risk cracking the block when if froze.

Yup, been there once in winter, think the highest it reached in a month was -10. That would crack a block! Fuck-ing-cold! Brings me back to my insulation comment though, them Canadian houses is built proper, -25 outside and in shorts n tee inside. Brilliant. If you live in Montreal most the city is linked by the underground rail and tunnels, even the malls are underground. You can live pretty much underground.


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[Big Dog]

The trick is to fuck off for a month n turn off your hot water cylinder to save power. Then all you need is a massive freeze like we had (apparently, i was in 30deg heat :D) a few weeks back and BOOM, frozen pipe causing the ceiling to collapse and putting the whole 120sqm house under a few cms of water.

Fuck it, time for another vodka.


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And you out of town, nay the country. How convenient.

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[Grumph]

The trick is to fuck off for a month n turn off your hot water cylinder to save power. Then all you need is a massive freeze like we had (apparently, i was in 30deg heat :D) a few weeks back and BOOM, frozen pipe causing the ceiling to collapse and putting the whole 120sqm house under a few cms of water.

Fuck it, time for another vodka.


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Few years back, had to move a houseload of furniture from a house in Springfield - West Coast road - which had the exact same scenario.
They had some very nice French polished furniture - all of it got redone under insurance. Unlagged copper pipe again too.
In our neighbourhood - almost as high as Springfield - we get pipe freezes a few times each winter, Alkathene pipes are remarkably resilient...

[Drew]

My rant. Shaun "I'm a cheating little cunt" Harris, you are a fucktard. I would dearly love to kick you in the nuts, and shit on your face while you're writhing in pain. You commenting on the fairness of everything, actually fits the definition of irony, yet it's obviously lost on you since you continue to spout off and expect folk to listen.

One day you have the balls to follow through with your constant shit about going to a race track. Hopefully you will be completely shunned, and take the hint.

Fuck off cunt. No one likes you. Head injury be fucked, you've always been the same.

[tri boy]

There there Drew, have a Milo and settle...........................:killingme

[dangerous]

hey fuck Ya's... go here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/175847-Maori-King-s-new-claim-for-a-substantial-part-of-Auckland?p=1130893445#post1130893445 tonight for a rant, wind the cock sucking brown huggers up

[ellipsis]

...yeah, fuck ya's...

[Kickaha]

hey fuck Ya's...


...yeah, fuck ya's...


Fuck you two ginga cunts as well

[dangerous]

Fuck you two ginga cunts as well
in ya dreams buddy...

[unstuck]

Capsicums, $3.99 each at New World. What the fuck is the world coming to.:mad:
That's my rant for the month.
Now, back to enjoying a rant free life.:bleh::bleh::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[Scuba_Steve]

Capsicums, $3.99 each at New World. What the fuck is the world coming to.:mad:
That's my rant for the month.
Now, back to enjoying a rant free life.:bleh::bleh::headbang::headbang::headbang:

You want rapeage look no further than the lettuce or feijoa... both grow in excess of consumption yet both can go for outrageous prices in the supermarket

[unstuck]

Have you noticed the price of passionfruit??? $40 a kilo, outrageous. But you never see real "issues" like this on Te News.:innocent:

[ellipsis]

...has anyone noticed the increase in the price of love these days...


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[Scuba_Steve]

Have you noticed the price of passionfruit??? $40 a kilo, outrageous. But you never see real "issues" like this on Te News.:innocent:

Only if Britney Spears has a complaint about it (is she still in the "news"?)

[unstuck]

Only if Britney Spears has a complaint about it (is she still in the "news"?)

Wouldn't know. I don't watch the news, because I am not a sheep.:innocent:

[husaberg]

Only if Britney Spears has a complaint about it (is she still in the "news"?)

Last time I can remember anything about her was this.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/29/britney-spears-navy-scare-somali-pirates

[Scuba_Steve]

Last time I can remember anything about her was this.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/29/britney-spears-navy-scare-somali-pirates

Well seems I'm at-least a couple years outta the loop but that is quite hilarious I must say

[husaberg]

Well seems I'm at-least a couple years outta the loop but that is quite hilarious I must say
From memory they were also using her music to torture war on terror prisoners as well. (That's both cruel and unusual)
Yeah but Its all Kardasians now. Some of them are even transexualised it wasn't the one I always suspected either.

[caspernz]

From memory they were also using her music to torture war on terror prisoners as well. (That's both cruel and unusual)
Yeah but Its all Kardasians now. Some of them are even transexualised it wasn't the one I always suspected either.

I thought this week was Kardashian free month? All year long please...:sunny::sunny::shutup::shutup:

[unstuck]

Yeah but Its all Kardasians now.

You have been watching too much ET. :nono:

[husaberg]

You have been watching too much ET. :nono:

Untrue I only watched on Video with A Kardasidun in it, it was odd not really that pg at all oddly it had some dude with a tiny pecker.

[scumdog]

Wouldn't know. I don't watch the news, because I am not a sheep.:innocent:

Go on, watch it.

It's worth it for the laugh - like modern Hans Christian Andersen stuff...

[husaberg]

Go on, watch it.

It's worth it for the laugh - like modern Hans Christian Andersen stuff...

Its kind of odd he chose the word Sheep..............
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[ellipsis]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/71412632/ginger-snaps-hundreds-gather-to-celebrate-all-things-redhaired

...fuck ya's...and it's only Monday...

[Kickaha]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/71412632/ginger-snaps-hundreds-gather-to-celebrate-all-things-redhaired

...fuck ya's...and it's only Monday...


We should have started the cull while they were all in one place

[husaberg]

We should have started the cull while they were all in one place

I picking global warming and UV rays will have them gone by 2045.

[Big Dog]

In the real world their number are growing.
Less reasons for natural selection what with all this technology. Like sunscreen, uv proof clothing, tinted windows.

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[husaberg]

In the real world their number are growing.
Less reasons for natural selection what with all this technology. Like sunscreen, uv proof clothing, tinted windows.

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Hair dye, IVF.

[scumdog]

Ah shee-it, life's crappy and so ferkin' unfair at times!:mad:

Really nice typist lady at work had a niggling guts-ache just after Christmas, went for an op about May and now is fair sprinting up to Boot Hill.

She doesn't smoke, rarely drinks, eats well, wouldn't hurt a fly etc yet by the looks of her today she's lucky to make it through the next coupla weeks. Cancer of the pancreas and liver....:(

Yet lazy-arse retards that smoke like train, drink shit-loads of cheap booze, eat crap and don't know what a shower is seem to live forever....

[ellipsis]

...ain't that the truth...

[dangerous]

amen brother dog... and only the good die young to, and they want us to believe in god n jc n so on... :no:

[puddytat]

Fucking Australians.....obviously hasnt discovered this thread yet....

It like we need Just Another Wanker around here, like we need Quade Cooper...

maybe in 3-2-1

[eldog]

Ah shee-it, life's crappy and so ferkin' unfair at times!:mad:

Really nice typist lady at work had a niggling guts-ache just after Christmas, went for an op about May and now is fair sprinting up to Boot Hill.

She doesn't smoke, rarely drinks, eats well, wouldn't hurt a fly etc yet by the looks of her today she's lucky to make it through the next coupla weeks. Cancer of the pancreas and liver....:(

Yet lazy-arse retards that smoke like train, drink shit-loads of cheap booze, eat crap and don't know what a shower is seem to live forever....

I also know a nice lady, I saw her for the first time for a month or so the other day. Took me a lot not to show emotion she is always nice and friendly.
yet everyday I see the scum around here ..... Nothing to do. Chips on shoulders.
its life it's just not fair.

[J.A.W.]

Fucking Australians.....obviously hasnt discovered this thread yet....

It like we need Just Another Wanker around here, like we need Quade Cooper...

maybe in 3-2-1


Hey fella, Quade's a waterbaby.. he was born in the Waikato..

Some of his cuzzies might pay you a visit, utu-wise - if you dis his mana, eh bro.. L.O.L...

[husaberg]

Hey fella, Quade's a waterbaby.. he was born in the Waikato..

Some of his cuzzies might pay you a visit, utu-wise - if you dis his mana, eh bro.. L.O.L...

Funny as fuck
Kerr-Barlow is the only semi current Aussie born All Black.
The Aussie team has plenty of Kiwi born players. (didn't realise Copper was one though)
Dean Mumm. (Jaffa) his family is from buller
Will Skelton (Jaffa)
Joe Tomane (Pamly)
Christian Lealiifano (Jaffa)

[Scuba_Steve]

Ah shee-it, life's crappy and so ferkin' unfair at times!:mad:

Really nice typist lady at work had a niggling guts-ache just after Christmas, went for an op about May and now is fair sprinting up to Boot Hill.

She doesn't smoke, rarely drinks, eats well, wouldn't hurt a fly etc yet by the looks of her today she's lucky to make it through the next coupla weeks. Cancer of the pancreas and liver....:(

Yet lazy-arse retards that smoke like train, drink shit-loads of cheap booze, eat crap and don't know what a shower is seem to live forever....

Hey don't go too hard on yourself there Scummy, it's not to late to change

[BuzzardNZ]

I picking global warming and UV rays will have them gone by 2045.

can't figure you out dude, you're all pro Jewish ( in another thread ) but seemingly anti ginga! Does your head explode when you meet a red headed jew?

[husaberg]

can't figure you out dude, you're all pro Jewish ( in another thread ) but seemingly anti ginga! Does your head explode when you meet a red headed jew?
Fuck yeah it does but here is a clue.
I am not all pro Jewish I am anti the fuckwits who blame all the worlds problems on them.
I am pretty sure no one has killed heaps of ginga for being gingas Yet, or seriously thinks they are subhuman.

[Laava]

But if the gingas are poor? Ahhhhhh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg&sns=em

[Scuba_Steve]

I am pretty sure no one has killed heaps of ginga for being gingas Yet, or seriously thinks they are subhuman.

It apparently did happen back in the days, because people are retard & Gingas are witches

[husaberg]

It apparently did happen back in the days, because people are retard & Gingas are witches
couldn't find the one with Queen the witch
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[scumdog]

Hey don't go too hard on yourself there Scummy, it's not to late to change


Uh, I was actually meaning YOU with that last paragraph Scuba, I didn't want you to feel left out and bursting into tears as usual.:bleh:

[Drew]

Uh, I was actually meaning YOU with that last paragraph Scuba, I didn't want you to feel left out and bursting into tears as usual.:bleh:

I shower regularly, but otherwise I fit the description given.

Feel a bit guilty I've not got cancer now.

[scumdog]

I shower regularly, but otherwise I fit the description given.


It's alright, you'll grow out of it - all boys do.;)

[Kickaha]

Fucking Air New Zealand cunts, two fucking planes break down, one on Friday morning and one today and that's all my weekend plans fucked, cunts the lot of them, they may as well rebrand to Jetstar if they're going to keep that shit up

[husaberg]

Fucking Air New Zealand cunts, two fucking planes break down, one on Friday morning and one today and that's all my weekend plans fucked, cunts the lot of them, they may as well rebrand to Jetstar if they're going to keep that shit up

Its not their fault They probably have to get someone out from China to do the repairs now.
Oh wait it is................
http://www.ibtimes.com.au/air-new-zealand-shift-heavy-maintenance-works-abroad-many-engineering-jobs-be-cut-1452257

[dangerous]

Fucking Air New Zealand cunts, two fucking planes break down, one on Friday morning and one today and that's all my weekend plans fucked, cunts the lot of them, they may as well rebrand to Jetstar if they're going to keep that shit up

conspiracy kick that's what it is... wereever it is you want to go they clearly dont want you there, I dont blame them, we dont want you here either... however 'there' has more man power and coin than 'us' they break em faster than wee can fix em... :brick:

[puddytat]

That's why they made 230 odd mill au.....saving on maintenance. Look at the good side.....you weren't airborne.
You could spin it the other way & have a post about it in reasons to be cheerful....

[Drew]

Hahahahaha, Wazza thought he had the house to himself. No pants optional weekend for you bro.

[Kickaha]

Hahahahaha, Wazza thought he had the house to himself. No pants optional weekend for you bro.

GFY :tugger: Hope you get comatose tonight and they set you on fire or something, give Jimmy a big kiss for me

[Scuba_Steve]

Uh, I was actually meaning YOU with that last paragraph Scuba, I didn't want you to feel left out and bursting into tears as usual.:bleh:

oh, well ya lost me with the chain smoking & cheap booze... Nothing short of Glenfiddich for whisky round here; tis the benchmark, we don't go below :msn-wink:

[Autech]

So I am getting fucking sick of the motel. IT BETTER NOT FUCKING RAIN ON SUNDAY!


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[mashman]

It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a45z_HG3WU

:D

[BuzzardNZ]

It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a45z_HG3WU

:D

Prefer this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3b6SGoN6dA

[Laava]

I just watched that song that Mashie posted. That was fuckin awful!
Well to be honest I didn't watch all of it...

[husaberg]

I just watched that song that Mashie posted. That was fuckin awful!
Well to be honest I didn't watch all of it...

Can you actually hear what you wrote Laava

I just watched something mashie posted.
Its like what were you expecting

[neels]

Fuck I hate watching the rugby league.

But at the same time fuck I love watching the rugby league.

But really, would some consistency in the refereeing be too much to ask. Why penalise that tackle as opposed to the worse ones that have gone unnoticed before that.

Professional sport with predetermined results to suit maximum profits kind of pisses me off.

[husaberg]

Fuck I hate watching the rugby league.

But at the same time fuck I love watching the rugby league.

But really, would some consistency in the refereeing be too much to ask. Why penalise that tackle as opposed to the worse ones that have gone unnoticed before that.

Professional sport with predetermined results to suit maximum profits kind of pisses me off.

Stop watching the warriors and support an Aussie team
You might find you enjoy league more then
My son is playing Canterbury tomorrow (under 11's) should be interesting just how much bigger they are this year.
they actually beat them two years ago
Plus they managed to do a Warriors last year losing from a 12 point lead with ten minutes to go last year.

That plus my mrs keeps watching rubbish on the TV forcing me to spend to much time on KB which leads to my next problem

Crasher is trying to pick me up. what the fuck do I do?

Must've missed that one sorry. You can have that victory then, alongside the Glenn Williams one from your ten year old black book of arguments I've had.

No I must ask a serious question. Two actually.

How old are you?

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Answer truthfully please.

[Scuba_Steve]

this is my problem

Crasher is trying to pick me up what the fuck do I do.

Go for it, YOLO :blip:

[husaberg]

Go for it, YOLO :blip:

You can fill in for me then he would never know I won't tell and I doubt you would go braging about it either...........

[neels]

Stop watching the warriors and support an Aussie team
You might find you enjoy league more then
I do, I follow the dragons, sadly it's not much better. Having said that, they must be the most mentioned by the commentry team from the point of view of 'they were a bit unlucky there'

Enjoyed going to Wellington for the weekend and watching the dragons dick the warriors 36-0.

Watching souths-roosters, the run of penalties in favour of souths would suggest that the referees have been told they're supposed to make it interesting for the fans, now that the result is beyond doubt.

Wonder when they'll uncover the Melbourne rort on the salary cap, a nice thought until you realise who owns the club and has an interest in them being in the finals.

[husaberg]

I do, I follow the dragons, sadly it's not much better. Having said that, they must be the most mentioned by the commentry team from the point of view of 'they were a bit unlucky there'

Enjoyed going to Wellington for the weekend and watching the dragons dick the warriors 36-0.

I find if I don't watch the warrior they actually have a better chance of winning.
I used to like the Dragons Liked Cronalla more though.
Trouble is I feel obliged to support the Warriors.
Why don't they gat some decent hard no frills Aussies.

All them I think are rorting the cap
I feel gutted for Robbie Farah.
plays for one club his whole career and look what they do.

[Laava]

Crasher is trying to pick me up. what the fuck do I do?

He's a good looking guy, what have you got to lose? Apart from your man cherry.
Plus it's all good if he's paying!

[Scuba_Steve]

You can fill in for me then he would never know I won't tell and I doubt you would go braging about it either...........

Na, I've got a wife & 3 bikes. I'm not sure she'd appreciate it so I'm not about to go risking them

[husaberg]

He's a good looking guy, what have you got to lose? Apart from your man cherry.
Plus it's all good if he's paying!

I plan on keeping my man cheery intact thanks
I think Scubas going to drop him a PM and met up anyway.

[husaberg]

Na, I've got a wife & 3 bikes. I'm not sure she'd appreciate it so I'm not about to go risking them

That just means you would have plenty of stuff in common.

Then again Laava hasn't ruled it out he appears to be wavering a little

He's a good looking guy, what have you got to lose? Apart from your man cherry.
Plus it's all good if he's paying!

[Scuba_Steve]

That just means you would have plenty of stuff in common.

Maybee so. Why you need a fill in anyways? Akzle keeping you pretty busy nowadays is he? :whistle:

[husaberg]

Maybee so. Why you need a fill in anyways? Akzle keeping you pretty busy nowadays is he? :whistle:

You jest How could anyone ever compete for axholes attention with a flock of Goats.

Plus I have this No dude rule yeah yeah its sexist I know.

[5ive]

It's not sexist if Akzle a non-bike riding he-she :blip:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a9/He-Man.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080806164347

[cc rider]

Had to deal with druggy low lifes in the store today. Want to sterilize the leather race pants now.
God damn fuckers piss me off big time :angry2:

[cc rider]

I have 666 posts? WTF

So opposite to me :innocent:

[scumdog]

Ah shee-it, life's crappy and so ferkin' unfair at times!:mad:

Really nice typist lady at work had a niggling guts-ache just after Christmas, went for an op about May and now is fair sprinting up to Boot Hill.

She doesn't smoke, rarely drinks, eats well, wouldn't hurt a fly etc yet by the looks of her today she's lucky to make it through the next coupla weeks. Cancer of the pancreas and liver....:(

Yet lazy-arse retards that smoke like train, drink shit-loads of cheap booze, eat crap and don't know what a shower is seem to live forever....

Well crap, I'm just back from carrying said 'nice typist lady' from the hearse to the funeral service, life was SO not fair to this lady!!
67 year young and she's gone.....full of get-up-and-go and acting 20 years younger than her age, just ferkin' nice and lovin; and now she's gone...fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...:weep:

[husaberg]

Well crap, I'm just back from carrying said 'nice typist lady' from the hearse to the funeral service, life was SO not fair to this lady!!
67 year young and she's gone.....full of get-up-and-go and acting 20 years younger than her age, just ferkin' nice and lovin; and now she's gone...fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...:weep:

Went to my uncle funeral last week he was in his seventies died of Cancer that by itself is not so as bad he had a decent innings I guess. These things happen.
But the thing is for his wife.
She had already previously buried a son who was only 10 of Cancer
Then a Grandson of Cancer again who was only 22.
Yet never once have I heard her ever complain about how unfair it is, Both her and her daughter are the strongest ladies I have ever known.

[Drew]

[QUOTE=scumdog;1130900868.fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...:weep:[/QUOTE]Pfft, like you're any fucken different from the rest of us. Eat shit.

[JimO]

Well crap, I'm just back from carrying said 'nice typist lady' from the hearse to the funeral service, life was SO not fair to this lady!!
67 year young and she's gone.....full of get-up-and-go and acting 20 years younger than her age, just ferkin' nice and lovin; and now she's gone...fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...:weep:
same thing happened to my sister, she was 57 healthy , non smoker, had a sore stomach, 3 months later she died of cancer and had had a scan at the start of the year which found nothing

[dangerous]

its not farking friday but i dont give a shit... my rant... the fucking shit arse wasted retard poms and irish that are in ChCh
just done 600km and was passing chch inter airport, came up on a slow moving shit heap which was over the fog line on a leftie (typical lazy driver cutting the corner) but hey he was doing 80 in a 100 zone so maybe he was pulling over for me... so I pass as there was no oncomming traffic carried on my marry way.

Next hes up beside me using his hands to what I thought was threten me hand in a gun shape, fingers slicing his neck etc... becking me to pull over.
Fuck I aint got time for this shit I wana get home to a beer.
Yaldie roundabout he goes round the out side but I closed the door on him (didnt want a loony like that in front) slowed down to give him the idea to 'back off' then proced to 100k... he followd me on the tail gate to west melton continuing with the hand gestures, I then decided to divert to Burnham as I have a friend there she is in the popo's so would be a good witness should I stop and this quar cunt goes balistic with a knife or some dumb shit.
Rang her but she was not home so I continued to Rollingston with this fuck wit on my arse, figered Id rock on up to the cop shop, so I did... he followed me in, got out and said he was going to make a complaint... typical no piggies at home, at the door he threatened to kill my family and root my missus, WELL... as most of you know im somewaht a faded ginga but theres a few reds still there somewere and they let loose... lifted the cock and pined him to the cop shop door by the throte and told him he had beter leave now...
LOL he picked the door phone up and told the operator he was being asulted and needed help... FFS
draged him to his car and sent him on the way as he shouted "GOT YA GOT YA ya going to jail for asult" as he backed out a marked car went past he tooted and puled the officer over and went nato at him... I walked up to the window bent down and told the copper I came here cos I was being followed for 20k... cocksucker went off next to me copper jumped out and draged him away, took details etc sent him on his way.
Asked me what the deal was two side s to every story etc... I told him and admited that on camera he will see me shoveing the dick against the door... he looked at me and said " he proberly needed that shove" and said by.

Now heres my actual rant... the filth and fuck wits, crime and drugs in chch is intence after math of the quake, these brits (yeah some ok) came with intension to work get hooked up loose there job and reverty to crime... but what do we do...

[husaberg]

its not farking friday but i dont give a shit... my rant... the fucking shit arse wasted retard poms and irish that are in ChCh
just done 600km and was passing chch inter airport, came up on a slow moving shit heap which was over the fog line on a leftie (typical lazy driver cutting the corner) but hey he was doing 80 in a 100 zone so maybe he was pulling over for me... so I pass as there was no oncomming traffic carried on my marry way.

Next hes up beside me using his hands to what I thought was threten me hand in a gun shape, fingers slicing his neck etc... becking me to pull over.
Fuck I aint got time for this shit I wana get home to a beer.
Yaldie roundabout he goes round the out side but I closed the door on him (didnt want a loony like that in front) slowed down to give him the idea to 'back off' then proced to 100k... he followd me on the tail gate to west melton continuing with the hand gestures, I then decided to divert to Burnham as I have a friend there she is in the popo's so would be a good witness should I stop and this quar cunt goes balistic with a knife or some dumb shit.
Rang her but she was not home so I continued to Rollingston with this fuck wit on my arse, figered Id rock on up to the cop shop, so I did... he followed me in, got out and said he was going to make a complaint... typical no piggies at home, at the door he threatened to kill my family and root my missus, WELL... as most of you know im somewaht a faded ginga but theres a few reds still there somewere and they let loose... lifted the cock and pined him to the cop shop door by the throte and told him he had beter leave now...
LOL he picked the door phone up and told the operator he was being asulted and needed help... FFS
draged him to his car and sent him on the way as he shouted "GOT YA GOT YA ya going to jail for asult" as he backed out a marked car went past he tooted and puled the officer over and went nato at him... I walked up to the window bent down and told the copper I came here cos I was being followed for 20k... cocksucker went off next to me copper jumped out and draged him away, took details etc sent him on his way.
Asked me what the deal was two side s to every story etc... I told him and admited that on camera he will see me shoveing the dick against the door... he looked at me and said " he proberly needed that shove" and said by.

Now heres my actual rant... the filth and fuck wits, crime and drugs in chch is intence after math of the quake, these brits (yeah some ok) came with intension to work get hooked up loose there job and reverty to crime... but what do we do...

Tell your wife she still must be beautiful as you met a guy today that wanted to root her.

[dangerous]

Tell your wife she still must be beautiful as you met a guy today that wanted to root her.LOL... heres were he fucked up.. I dont have a wife, shes the mother of my children :whistle:

[Kickaha]

and root my missus, .

You should have taken him home, Gwenda would have fucked him up seeing as you were too much of a pussy to do it

[ellipsis]

...stay at home D...

[Grumph]

[QUOTE=dangerous;1130906820Now heres my actual rant... the filth and fuck wits, crime and drugs in chch is intence after math of the quake, these brits (yeah some ok) came with intension to work get hooked up loose there job and reverty to crime... but what do we do...[/QUOTE]

Could have been worse, we could have been invaded by Aucklanders and Govt Ministers.....

[dangerous]

Could have been worse, we could have been invaded by Aucklanders.
part of the problem... give them unemployed fuks 2k to come down and work, they took the 2k and quit work...

[Grumph]

part of the problem... give them unemployed fuks 2k to come down and work, they took the 2k and quit work...

On that scale where do you place Govt ministers on over 150 grand ?
Those are very expensive photo ops...

[dangerous]

On that scale where do you place Govt ministers on over 150 grand ?
Those are very expensive photo ops...

Govt ministers, aint causing me greif... aint threatening me or family...

[Hinny]

I have 666 posts? WTF

So opposite to me :innocent:


Really?
So tales that you are a devil between the sheets are grossly exaggerated?
Wishful thinking perhaps.

[cc rider]

Really?
So tales that you are a devil between the sheets are grossly exaggerated?
Wishful thinking perhaps.Depends. Are we counting using the sheets as restraints? ;)

[husaberg]

Depends. Are we counting using the sheets as restraints? ;)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/2078332/exorcist-drawer-o.gifhttp://media.giphy.com/media/125EqHpqR5l0Ji/giphy.gifhttp://jarviscity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/exorcist-spinning-head.gif

[bogan]

Seriously, why do people think others need to keep their cellphone accessible at all times so they can interrupt work that is actually getting done, at the drop of a fucking hat.

Especially if its the sort of douche canoe who calls you, then puts you on hold to take another call on a different fucking line.

If one makes the effort to reply quickly on email, and leaves one's phone elsewhere; perhaps stop fucking calling it and leaving goddamn messages that cost 20 mutherfucking cents to check which ends up just saying, 'call back', costing another 80c or whatever those telco cuntnuggets decide the price is that hour. Which invariably ends up being about some insignificant shit that wasn't urgent anyway, and could have been solved in a goddamn email to begin with.

Seriously the if the hint is too cuntstranglingy subtle, perhaps 73 dead messenger pidgeons thrown through a window for each left message to provide a clearer message to these colossal shitcunts; seriously, if those cunts ever got a shitectomy you could spelunk through the gaping void that was left.

No I don't work in customer service, why do you ask? :shifty:

[dangerous]

Bikes (xb12r) is stuck in 5th, possably a bent shifter rod... quote to repair the 9k bike... $6600

is that worth a rant??? :facepalm:

ps: just noticed that dose NOT include labour

[Scuba_Steve]

Bikes (xb12r) is stuck in 5th, possably a bent shifter rod... quote to repair the 19k bike... $6600

is that worth a rant??? :facepalm:

Did that include the lube?

[dangerous]

Did that include the lube?

dont even include labour...

[husaberg]

Bikes (xb12r) is stuck in 5th, possably a bent shifter rod... quote to repair the 9k bike... $6600

is that worth a rant??? :facepalm:

ps: just noticed that dose NOT include labour

How the fuck does it cost a heap of money its a bloody Sportster engine take it to Norwoods.
but seriously are you sure they is not an inspection cover like the Big twins have?

[dangerous]

How the fuck does it cost a heap of money its a bloody Sportster engine take it to Norwoods.
but seriously are you sure they is not an inspection cover like the Big twins have?

not a sportster engine only the 1st series of Buell had them... way more tec than that but still a basic engine... fucked if I know

[Grumph]

not a sportster engine only the 1st series of Buell had them... way more tec than that but still a basic engine... fucked if I know

It's a very basic gearbox...who gave you that quote ? Could be something as simple as a broken detent spring.

[dangerous]

It's a very basic gearbox...who gave you that quote ? Could be something as simple as a broken detent spring.

rolling thunder... alls good behind the primery cover so its inside the box... to get at the box the engine needs to come out, then the engine needs spliting even the crank has to come out... THEN you can get the box out, quote is to relace every thing removed on on the way in

[Laava]

Bikes (xb12r) is stuck in 5th, possably a bent shifter rod... quote to repair the 9k bike... $6600

is that worth a rant??? :facepalm:

ps: just noticed that dose NOT include labour

I'll give you $2400 for it?

[dangerous]

I'll give you $2400 for it?
for it... ohhh towards it, the bill, shit thanks man thats awesome just need another $4200 :laugh:

[husaberg]

for it... ohhh towards it, the bill, shit thanks man thats awesome just need another $4200 :laugh:

I think you need another quote

[Grumph]

I think you need another quote

And a gasket set...I'll ask a guy I know and trust who knows HD stuff, if he's interested.

[BuzzardNZ]

Seriously, why do people think others need to keep their cellphone accessible at all times so they can interrupt work that is actually getting done, at the drop of a fucking hat.

Especially if its the sort of douche canoe who calls you, then puts you on hold to take another call on a different fucking line.

If one makes the effort to reply quickly on email, and leaves one's phone elsewhere; perhaps stop fucking calling it and leaving goddamn messages that cost 20 mutherfucking cents to check which ends up just saying, 'call back', costing another 80c or whatever those telco cuntnuggets decide the price is that hour. Which invariably ends up being about some insignificant shit that wasn't urgent anyway, and could have been solved in a goddamn email to begin with.

Seriously the if the hint is too cuntstranglingy subtle, perhaps 73 dead messenger pidgeons thrown through a window for each left message to provide a clearer message to these colossal shitcunts; seriously, if those cunts ever got a shitectomy you could spelunk through the gaping void that was left.

No I don't work in customer service, why do you ask? :shifty:


I had a meeting at work that this Indian guy organised to sort out a problem he was having with our software ( he's a tester ). Anyway, come meeting time the 5 of us are discussing the issue and the Indian arsehole is not paying 1 bit of attention ( looking at his phone constantly, texting and such ). I call him out in the meeting for doing that and I'm painted as the bad guy. Fuck that!

[husaberg]

And a gasket set...I'll ask a guy I know and trust who knows HD stuff, if he's interested.

Does he have a super big hammer and a set of stilsons.

[AllanB]

Bikes (xb12r) is stuck in 5th, possably a bent shifter rod... quote to repair the 9k bike... $6600

is that worth a rant??? :facepalm:

ps: just noticed that dose NOT include labour


Shit mate I traded in a better bike for less than that!

You could troll ebay and import an entire bike for under that probably ......... hmmmmm

[bogan]

I had a meeting at work that this Indian guy organised to sort out a problem he was having with our software ( he's a tester ). Anyway, come meeting time the 5 of us are discussing the issue and the Indian arsehole is not paying 1 bit of attention ( looking at his phone constantly, texting and such ). I call him out in the meeting for doing that and I'm painted as the bad guy. Fuck that!

That's the other side of the same coin I guess. Too much of a fucking distraction in any case. I just got a new phone too, it has NFC so I might give it a shut the fuck up and go straight to voicemail possie or two.

[mynemesis]

I had a meeting at work that this Indian guy organised to sort out a problem he was having with our software ( he's a tester ). Anyway, come meeting time the 5 of us are discussing the issue and the Indian arsehole is not paying 1 bit of attention ( looking at his phone constantly, texting and such ). I call him out in the meeting for doing that and I'm painted as the bad guy. Fuck that!

read your post and thought you may benefit from this short youtube clip...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcujSw7hBQE

Just incase things get worse at work is all I'm saying.... :-)

[ellipsis]

...it's official...farmers on farm bikes are 'bikers'...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/72988825/biker-dies-after-crash-at-south-waikato-farm

[idb]

Bikes (xb12r) is stuck in 5th, possably a bent shifter rod... quote to repair the 9k bike... $6600

is that worth a rant??? :facepalm:

ps: just noticed that dose NOT include labour

YIKES!!!!!

Send it down...I'll have a crack at it.

[EJK]

Is it Friday yet? No? Like I give a fuck. So here's my rant.

FUCKING MAGPIES MAN, FUCK!

rant over.

[Kickaha]

Is it Friday yet? No? Like I give a fuck. So here's my rant.

FUCKING MAGPIES MAN, FUCK!

rant over.

Fucking awesome aren't they, I love a bird that isn't scared to attack humans

[scumdog]

Fucking awesome aren't they, I love a bird that isn't scared to attack humans

I've met a few girls my past that were like that, boy was I glad to see the back of them!:msn-wink:

[Drew]

I've met a few girls my past that were like that, boy was I glad to see the back of them!:msn-wink:

Ever worked the door at a predominantly white trash pub? Bitches be fucken trippin!

[Woodman]

Is it Friday yet? No? Like I give a fuck. So here's my rant.

FUCKING MAGPIES MAN, FUCK!

rant over.

Yeah, but Waikato are happy to have the shield

[EJK]

Fucking awesome aren't they, I love a bird that isn't scared to attack humans

Honestly tho, magpies themselves don't annoy me. I can always bring my 22 and everything will be over in a minute. But it's the people at the workplace sending mass emails about "Aww don't shoot the birdie!" and going all fucking hippie and shit.

Fuck this shit I'm tired of this mass email democracies and PETA "save the animals" bullshit. I'm gonna come into work on the weekend and shoot that bird down and chop it's head off and place it on this "heat email debater's" desk (Godfather style).

Rant over.

P.S. No I'm not actually going to do what said (I'll get fired). I'm just venting and saying shit cause that's what KB is for. Oh, this afternoon there's an article a German shot an elephant in Afrifca. In your face PETA and all the sensitive/ bandwagon fucktards!

[mynemesis]

Honestly tho, magpies themselves don't annoy me. I can always bring my 22 and everything will be over in a minute. But it's the people at the workplace sending mass emails about "Aww don't shoot the birdie!" and going all fucking hippie and shit.

Fuck this shit I'm tired of this mass email democracies and PETA "save the animals" bullshit. I'm gonna come into work on the weekend and shoot that bird down and chop it's head off and place it on this "heat email debater's" desk (Godfather style).

Rant over.

P.S. No I'm not actually going to do what said (I'll get fired). I'm just venting and saying shit cause that's what KB is for. Oh, this afternoon there's an article a German shot an elephant in Afrifca. In your face PETA and all the sensitive/ bandwagon fucktards!

or real godfather style, you could ask "a friend of ours" to make the birdie an offer he can't refuse!? on your behalf.....*cough cough. I haven't used my .22 yet;)

[R650R]

Honestly tho, magpies themselves don't annoy me. I can always bring my 22 and everything will be over in a minute. But it's the people at the workplace sending mass emails about "Aww don't shoot the birdie!" and going all fucking hippie and shit.

Fuck this shit I'm tired of this mass email democracies and PETA "save the animals" bullshit. I'm gonna come into work on the weekend and shoot that bird down and chop it's head off and place it on this "heat email debater's" desk (Godfather style).

Rant over.

P.S. No I'm not actually going to do what said (I'll get fired). I'm just venting and saying shit cause that's what KB is for. Oh, this afternoon there's an article a German shot an elephant in Afrifca. In your face PETA and all the sensitive/ bandwagon fucktards!

Next time anyone mentions PETA just google and email them the story about how they kill 90% of the animals people bring to them to save. They get megabucks through donations and various means but instead of devoting to saving animals they blow much of it on fancy advertising and prob CEO type salarys for management then euthanize the animals they haven't enough shelter space for... Just like many of the other mega-charities out there....

[mashman]

Fuckin useless fuckity fucks. I want Halo 5 on PC. Finally got sometime to switch off and waddaya know, no, it's not gonna be on PC. Yeah yeah it'll be on PC in a year or 2's time, but I want to exercise my choice of having it on a PC NOW!. Fuckin financial economy is seriously stupidy fuck with the little games it plays for market share and profit and ugh, fuck it. So fuck you you miserable cunty decision maker that makes such arsey fucked up decisions. Fuckers!

[oldrider]

Fuckin useless fuckity fucks. I want Halo 5 on PC. Finally got sometime to switch off and waddaya know, no, it's not gonna be on PC. Yeah yeah it'll be on PC in a year or 2's time, but I want to exercise my choice of having it on a PC NOW!. Fuckin financial economy is seriously stupidy fuck with the little games it plays for market share and profit and ugh, fuck it. So fuck you you miserable cunty decision maker that makes such arsey fucked up decisions. Fuckers!

Wow - Bet you are super expressive when you are "really" pissed off! :lol:

[ellipsis]

...the only safe game is playin, Wit Yoself...it's a digital thing they came upon a few millenia ago...

[tri boy]

Is it Friday yet? No? Like I give a fuck. So here's my rant.

FUCKING MAGPIES MAN, FUCK!

rant over.

Our "Booyaah Tribe" of the black n white fuckers got a sever culling a few seasons back.
Now, they fly high near the house, and have worked out air rifles are more dangerous than BB guns.
(only needed to shoot one this season)

[Akzle]

Fuckin useless fuckity fucks. I want Halo 5 on PC. Finally got sometime to switch off and waddaya know, no, it's not gonna be on PC. Yeah yeah it'll be on PC in a year or 2's time, but I want to exercise my choice of having it on a PC NOW!. Fuckin financial economy is seriously stupidy fuck with the little games it plays for market share and profit and ugh, fuck it. So fuck you you miserable cunty decision maker that makes such arsey fucked up decisions. Fuckers!

halo is gay on anything =/= xbox.

The ONE thing microsoft that isnt shit.

Gay ass triple core proprietary faggotry though.

[mashman]

Wow - Bet you are super expressive when you are "really" pissed off! :lol:

heh... it's all the language that such silly shit deserves :shifty:


...the only safe game is playin, Wit Yoself...it's a digital thing they came upon a few millenia ago...

But I wanna live life in the fast lane... and have a woman lookin after me :D


halo is gay on anything =/= xbox.

The ONE thing microsoft that isnt shit.

Gay ass triple core proprietary faggotry though.

Haven't you got a goat to be attending to? :oi-grr:

[Akzle]

Haven't you got a goat to be attending to? :oi-grr:

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.

[blue rider]

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.



you could have Maddie, she is kinda cute with a Monobrow

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1914316112127031.1073741855.169921029030428 2&type=3

[vifferman]

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.
Good on ya, Matey. :niceone:
About that goat; the fuckers'll eat anything. Our neighbours had a goat once - caught the fucker in our garage ripping the building paper off the wall. Must've had a bitumen deficiency or summat...
Oh - they're also great at escaping. Some time last century I worked on a sheep station. When we rounded up the sheeps from the back paddocks for sundry torture and whatnot, there'd be goats from the bush mixed in with them. In the yards they'd clamber on top of the sheep, run along the rails in the yard, and fuck off back to the bush.

Oh - and puppies eat stuff too. Keep your bike boots, gloves and anything else you value out of reach, especially when they're growing their adult fangs...

[mashman]

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.

How can I rant when you bring puppy's into it :crybaby: They'd play well together mind, coz kids love puppies... dammit

[Maha]

no. I want a goat.

E I E I O :buggerd:

[Swoop]

Fuck knuckles who either can't, or simply refuse to, use the left fucking lane.
There seems to be a monumental increase of these mouth-breathing spastics on the roads now. What happened? Was there an invite-only orgy that these cunts went to with the specific purpose of breeding more of the bastards?

Also, their inbuilt craving to get into said right lane, even though they are only half way down the fucking on-ramp! You can watch them twitching with gleeful lust of moving into the "fast" lane, where they simply forget the meaning of the word "fast" and replace it with "ignore traffic & reply to txt's" mode.

Scummy. Can we have an open season on these twats please? I have a box of 12g solid slugs needing to be used...

[awa355]

Spending hours making a school derby trolley for a grandson who probably wont use it on the day. His mother wants it just knocked up out of scrap material, doesn't understand that brakes, steering etc has to be done properly and me knowing, to her, it wont be 'good enough' when it's finished. :oi-grr::oi-grr:

[schrodingers cat]

Fucking bullshit rugby World Cup final

Grocery shop tonight and think 'might like some beers to make the fridge look just right.'

Fucking supermarket beer cooler GUTTED except for bumfuck crafty beers for wankers with pork pie hats and shit for brains.

[scissorhands]

Spend 2 years contemplating the world up the freakin mountain, only to come down and see all the same people still noodling along same as ever like nothing has fucken changed.

I'm not retarded anymore thanks to a reprogramming regime:banana:
and the mushies finally wore off....

[Madness]

...and the mushies finally wore off...

Bummer dude. Welcome back to beige-ness.

[ellipsis]

Fucking bullshit rugby World Cup final

Grocery shop tonight and think 'might like some beers to make the fridge look just right.'

Fucking supermarket beer cooler GUTTED except for bumfuck crafty beers for wankers with pork pie hats and shit for brains.

...I can feel your pain...happened to me yesterday...

[Akzle]

Spend 2 years contemplating the world up the freakin mountain, only to come down and see all the same people still noodling along same as ever like nothing has fucken changed.

I'm not retarded anymore thanks to a reprogramming regime:banana:
and the mushies finally wore off....

nothing has changed. Not really. Welcome back tho. A few people need eyebrow lessons.

[scumdog]

No rant here, rugby heads don't drink single-malts - and I have heaps!:banana:
And No.1 son and new wife back from China,

Life is good.
For once.

"I went to a zoo the other day, all it had was one dog.

It was a shitzu..."

Not a bad joke from China eh!

[scissorhands]

nothing has changed. Not really. Welcome back tho. A few people need eyebrow lessons.


you dont have dsylexia, your just lazy and wanna be fampous

[Akzle]

you dont have dsylexia, your just lazy and wanna be fampous

numbers, mainly. There is a certain amount of laze. And im well fampous.

[Scuba_Steve]

Cap'd interwebs with 3 days to go... Yes, I'm still on one of the fixed data plans; I don't trust the unlimited plans not to be shaped & throttled.

[dangerous]

Fuck knuckles who either can't, or simply refuse to, use the left fucking lane. the "fast" lane,

were are you... new zealand does not have such a thing as a "fast lane" on a NZ motorway you can drive at the posted speed limit in either lane and you can pass in eather lane... only exception is in a "passing lane" when its posted 'keep left'

BUT dont get me started on the two cocks doing 2kph under the posted speed limit side by side...

[mashman]

Spend 2 years contemplating the world up the freakin mountain, only to come down and see all the same people still noodling along same as ever like nothing has fucken changed.

I'm not retarded anymore thanks to a reprogramming regime:banana:
and the mushies finally wore off....

Lots has changed... don't wait for the media to tell you otherwise :eek:

Don't suppose you saw Unstuck up that mountain lol. Howzit fulla?

[Scuba_Steve]

were are you... new zealand does not have such a thing as a "fast lane" on a NZ motorway you can drive at the posted speed limit in either lane and you can pass in eather lane... only exception is in a "passing lane" when its posted 'keep left'

BUT dont get me started on the two cocks doing 2kph under the posted speed limit side by side...

no we don't have a "fast lane" by name but we do have a legislation that states you must be in the left lane unless overtaking or turning right... this isn't only for passing lanes!

[dangerous]

no we don't have a "fast lane" by name but we do have a legislation that states you must be in the left lane unless overtaking or turning right... this isn't only for passing lanes!

NOT on a motor way... it should be as you say but it aint

[Scuba_Steve]

NOT on a motor way... it should be as you say but it aint

YES on a motorway on every roadway... Road User Rule 2004 section 2.1 check it! In short you must ALWAYS travel in the left lane unless overtaking, turning right, or the left lane is unavailable/congested

[Swoop]

... you must ALWAYS travel in the left lane unless overtaking, turning right, or the left lane is unavailable/congested
Correct!
Unless you are a sanctimonious cunt, a self-appointed law enforcement officer OR low in I.Q.

I'm now favouring the "two spike law" (a modified version of Hitcher's proposal) whereby a vehicle will be fitted with two large steel spikes. One in the center of the driving wheel AND another pointing forward from the center of the car bonnet. Ramming said cock-faggot-munter-pillowbiting-right lane hoggers with aforementioned steel spike on the bonnet will be perfectly legal when in the rightermost lane of a multi-lane roadway.
Forward mounted steel spikes are not to be less than seven (7) feet long.

[Woodman]

The aggro that has come out in this thread about shit that happens on the road says a lot about kiwis driving attitude.

Slide the seat back, turn the radio up and chill out.

[dangerous]

YES on a motorway on every roadway... Road User Rule 2004 section 2.1 check it! In short you must ALWAYS travel in the left lane unless overtaking, turning right, or the left lane is unavailable/congested

Oh... well Im lernt then, shit man I aint read the road user rules book since 1983 :bleh:

[Scuba_Steve]

Slide the seat back, turn the radio up and chill out.

Maybee you missed the "Biker" part of this site... just sayin'

[Berries]

Slide the seat back, turn the radio up and chill out.
Don't got no Goldwing.

[ellipsis]

Don't got no Goldwing.


...I have, but that's no excuse...

[cc rider]

My face has no cookies :thud:

:brick:
:brick:
:brick:

[haydes55]

My face has no cookies :thud:

:brick:
:brick:
:brick:
Are you cheering for the right team?

[cc rider]

Are you cheering for the right team?I don't even follow the sport anymore ;)





Can't get FB to work. Keeps saying browser cookies not enabled.... It be stupid!!!!!!!!

[haydes55]

I don't even follow the sport anymore ;)





Can't get FB to work. Keeps saying browser cookies not enabled.... It be stupid!!!!!!!!
Here was me thinking you've eaten all the cookies you baked earlier.

Why else would you be awake at this ungodly hour?

[cc rider]

Here was me thinking you've eaten all the cookies you baked earlier.

Why else would you be awake at this ungodly hour?Just a raspberry Vodka slushie :bleh:


Trying to sort out laptop FB deebarkall.

Most perplexing.

Hey... why are you still up? Is later for you over the ditch.

[unstuck]

Don't suppose you saw Unstuck up that mountain lol.

Different mountain.:shifty:

[schrodingers cat]

Friday.

Wankers who 'save a few fireworks' and let them off over the days following Nov 5th

Fuck off you annoying cunts.

Signed, my dogs and me

[98tls]

Friday.

Wankers who 'save a few fireworks' and let them off over the days following Nov 5th

Fuck off you annoying cunts.

Signed, my dogs and me

Fucking eh to that,just had to shut the back door so Sam (Border Collie) shuts the fuck up...fireworks to him are an excuse to run round the yard annoying the shit out of everyone in the street.

[Big Dog]

Fucking eh to that,just had to shut the back door so Sam (Border Collie) shuts the fuck up...fireworks to him are an excuse to run round the yard annoying the shit out of everyone in the street.
We had the fireworks all down the street. Dog not phased anymore.
She is however almost as snippy as my wife about the loud singing coming from the parties.

I don't mind. But tired of hearing about it.

Sent via tapatalk.

[unstuck]

Life is AWESOME you whinging fucktards.:bleh::devil2:

[husaberg]

Life is AWESOME you whinging fucktards.:bleh::devil2:

https://faustuscrow.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/astaroth_goetia_girls_vril_ufo_hippie_girl.jpg?w=4 25&h=311

[unstuck]

https://faustuscrow.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/astaroth_goetia_girls_vril_ufo_hippie_girl.jpg?w=4 25&h=311

I like em with a lot more hair than that. :yes:

[husaberg]

I like em with a lot more hair than that. :yes:

Each to his own I guess
http://www.3dmgame.com/uploads/allimg/150902/1353323T6-3.jpg

[dangerous]

I like em with a lot more hair than that. :yes:you would, you farking goreion... thats damn near just right, slight tidy up on the sides and .... im in

[PrincessBandit]

Monday after Guy F@cks: I can't stand inconsiderate a-holes who use the last 4 days of the week like every day is cracker day. I hate the loud booming ones (nearly crapped myself down by the fishpond as I was feeding the fish - I thought someone had fired a gun, which would not be overly surprising in our neck of the woods).

Then these same people practice the art of lulling you into a false sense of security in the wee hours of the morning by doing nothing for 15 minutes or so then start the hell up again! They don't just do this once but several times letting you think it's finally finished, but wait! ther's more! just as if they've run out of the damned things and gone scabbed some more from somewhere to go for round 3, round 4, round.... Aaaarghh, feeling the effects of not enough sleep ths weekend.

[Drew]

How old are you cunts? It's the every year, why would anyone be surprised by it?

[Grumph]

How old are you cunts? It's the every year, why would anyone be surprised by it?

Well ourselves and a couple of neighbours are a tad hostile at the newbies...Two new families in the street - with young kids. Last few years it's been nice and quiet and the animals have loved it. This year not so much. Where we are there are horses grazing and everyone has at least one dog. Not pleasant at the time. Words have been spoken which cannot be taken back. Next year will be interesting.

[mynemesis]

Not Friday!? Thats worth a rant of it's own!

In the mean time....

How hard is it to get the right thread Banjo bolt in a set of braided brake lines for a k4 Bandit 1200!? It's Slap bloody Bang in the middle of the 2nd generation model. He says he specialises in pre made bolt on line kits and can't even get the fork clip bushes uniform!

On a positive note, THANK YOU KIWIBIKER! and THANK YOU ZNOELLI!! In a panic of desperation I googled bike brakes auckland looking for help, and first search results were from good old kiwibiker quoting Znoelli who happen to be down the road and had the right threaded double banjo bolt right there! :woohoo:

Braided lines on and feeling good at last! ......fu**ing Ebay!

[ellipsis]

...no one let any fireworks off around here...I don't have anything more to add...Trev the horse I talk to most days, didn't look like he gave a fuck, never has looked like he gave a fuck, most days...when the fuck was Friday...

[RDJ]

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

[husaberg]

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

Alas If it only was soil they leave at the neighbours lawns

[ellipsis]

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
...and that, and shit...

[Swoop]

Slide the seat back, turn the radio up and chill out.

Sadly the cunts already do. Whilst in the right hand lane.

[dangerous]

cant believe you bloody lot moan so much about farking fireworks... Its one bloody night give or take a couple each side FFS
Iv got dogs, cat (mongrel things) chickens, pigs, next door horses... shit none of em gave a rats arse actually got a couple of them things to, its the owners winding their pets up not the fire works ya pets feel your stress and react to it, give the fuckers a pat and say "wow ya see n hear that mother muttles" and they wont react.

On another not, yeah ban public sales the part I dont like is the cearless wee shits putting em in ya letter box and up the cats arse I dont like, comersial rigs are great let the real pyros handle it.


like this LOL... you can add Grumps post to it hehehe... nabours putting up with bikes being reved up and raced down the road 361 days ;-) ohhh wait that be me

The putative concerns of some dog owners about three or four nights of the year with obnoxious dog-annoying fireworks should be set against the ignored concerns of the non-dog-owning citizenry many of whom have to put up with 361 days and sometimes nights of (a minority, yet a substantial minority of) dog owners not caring the proverbial that their sainted pooches bark and yap day and night, and soil the neighbors' lawns.

as for this guy...

...Trev the horse I talk to most days, didn't look like he gave a fuck, never has looked like he gave a fuck, most days...when the fuck was Friday...
ecept for the fuck that prattels on to him each morning when hes just wanting to listen to the birds wakeing, what a fuck

[bogan]

There's a bird living in our tree
He makes one hell of a ruckus
Wakes me up at three
I call him cuntus-squawkus

[EJK]

Monday rant here we go. I was going to put this on the MotoGP thread but it's not just about MotoGP so here we go.

Because the race was on 2am or something I had the race on recording before I went off to work. I was going to watch it when I got back. I was doing SO HARD not to be spoiled by accident while browsing on the Internet/ Facebook/ Instagram or other social media. Watching the finals without knowing the results myself is the key point here.

10am... Accidentally checks Facebook. Holy shit! What am I doing?! Close the phone!... Phew that was close.

12pm... OK 4 more hours.

Then 2:30pm. I accidentally clicked Facebook button on my phone (habbit) and the first thing... FIRST GOD DAMN THING THAT POPPED UP WAS PHOTO OF LORENZO!!!

<img width="400" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/robber-penguin-agency/images/7/72/Gaming-Rage-Face.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140618172440"/>


Enjoyed watching Rossi however. It was like playing Gran Turismo on Playstation with AI opponents.

[Akzle]

clicked Facebook button on my phone (habbit)


your own dumb fault then, innit.

[EJK]

your own dumb fault then, innit.

Yep Lorenzo's championship is my fault.

[SVboy]

Yep Lorenzo's championship is my fault.

You bastard! You are just are lucky you take good photos.........

[Big Dog]

Monday rant here we go. I was going to put this on the MotoGP thread but it's not just about MotoGP so here we go.

Because the race was on 2am or something I had the race on recording before I went off to work. I was going to watch it when I got back. I was doing SO HARD not to be spoiled by accident while browsing on the Internet/ Facebook/ Instagram or other social media. Watching the finals without knowing the results myself is the key point here.

10am... Accidentally checks Facebook. Holy shit! What am I doing?! Close the phone!... Phew that was close.

12pm... OK 4 more hours.

Then 2:30pm. I accidentally clicked Facebook button on my phone (habbit) and the first thing... FIRST GOD DAMN THING THAT POPPED UP WAS PHOTO OF LORENZO!!!

<img width="400" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/robber-penguin-agency/images/7/72/Gaming-Rage-Face.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140618172440"/>


Enjoyed watching Rossi however. It was like playing Gran Turismo on Playstation with AI opponents.
Dang it now I suspect who wins.

Sent via tapatalk.

[husaberg]

Yep Lorenzo's championship is my fault.

Were you in it with Crasher...........

[Drew]

I want to rant, but I seem to have lost the ability...which is rantworthy...but I still can't.

Ummm, fuck all you cunts. Yeah, that'll teach 'em.

[ellipsis]

...likewise...

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[scumdog]

I want to rant, but I seem to have lost the ability...which is rantworthy...but I still can't.

Ummm, fuck all you cunts. Yeah, that'll teach 'em.

A pretty limp-wristed soft-cock wimpy effort from you of all people.:crazy:

3 out of 10.

[dangerous]

A pretty limp-wristed soft-cock wimpy effort from you of all people.:crazy:

3 out of 10.

ohhh SD, give the poor sole a brake ya know with that breeding and up bringing hes doing his best :weird: besides hes from that other island up there were they are all like that...

anyway, it takes one to know one :brick::facepalm::doh:

[Drew]

A pretty limp-wristed soft-cock wimpy effort from you of all people.:crazy:

3 out of 10.

Yip, fair call.

[unstuck]

Fucking budget wheatmeal bread, only had it out of the freezer a day and it is going stale, life sux sometimes. BUT.........the rest of the time, it is O for awesome. :bleh::banana::banana:

[awa355]

The 'Jones's channel. Hours of re-runs of pathetically crap weak scripts, painted stage backdrops, acting, etc. The wife loves it :brick::brick::brick:

Only once did I impose my 'Man of the house' role and over rode her. The friggin Brady Bunch came on. :eek::eek:

[scumdog]

The 'Jones's channel. Hours of re-runs of pathetically crap weak scripts, painted stage backdrops, acting, etc. The wife loves it :brick::brick::brick:

Only once did I impose my 'Man of the house' role and over rode her. The friggin Brady Bunch came on. :eek::eek:


Yup, amazing how we used to overlook the corny props, scenery and continuity eh!:lol:

I watch channel 75 instead, sometimes it's good, othertimes it's way worse than NZs Hot Rod Show.

[Akzle]

new-internet. FUCK YOU.

Any website that starts with a popup. Fuck you.
Any website that has "click here to keep reading...(...the rest of the text that i wanted to read and was the only fucking reason i clicked through to the bitch fuck website)"
FUCK YOU.

Any website that asks me what my fucking opinion is, leave a comemnt, sign in with facebook. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
New internet. You're shit. And anyone who writes, hosts or otherwise has anything to do with the aforesaid websites should roast their feet in coals while flaggelating themselves with a cat o nine, before scooping out their eyes and filling their sockets with nitric acid. Fuck the lottaya.

[husaberg]

Hypocrite Muppets with short memories
just kidding I love em..........

i don't watch video shit and jew(tube)s are banned from my PC. if you're trying to o snap me, you fail.


So you don't even use jewtube to watch anti-semitic videos, like Hitler speeches?




no.
.


(jewtube "epic fail")
oh, that's right. people fuck up.
A few days ago..............................

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRldZsVO9I:lol::killingme:rolleyes::clap: :tugger:

[dangerous]

Ya all farking homo's.. its saturday now muppets... and I reckon Iv just sussed the best homie brew yet... off me bloody nut on two bottles, if only I could remember how the fucking hell I did this brew :brick:

[Grumph]

Ya all farking homo's.. its saturday now muppets... and I reckon Iv just sussed the best homie brew yet... off me bloody nut on two bottles, if only I could remember how the fucking hell I did this brew :brick:

Do you need a second opinion ? I've had a hard day and could do with some pain relief. Can be down there in 10 minutes.....

Edited 10min later - i'm assuming he's passed out over the keyboard...Bugger, now that could justify a rant.

[dangerous]

Do you need a second opinion ? I've had a hard day and could do with some pain relief. Can be down there in 10 minutes.....

Edited 10min later - i'm assuming he's passed out over the keyboard...Bugger, now that could justify a rant.

NO... aint as old ay you father X... more than welcome any time bar dangerous OPEN

Edited 10min later - silly old c*^t hasent showed... zimmer frame musta cracked a weld...

Edited 10min later - beter feed these two wee shitheads of mine, so if ya rock on up before Im back... brews in the fridge

[unstuck]

new-internet.

So some poor bastard is paying for YOUR internet now, fuckin win win. :devil2:

[unstuck]

NO... aint as old ay you father X... more than welcome any time bar dangerous OPEN

Edited 10min later - silly old c*^t hasent showed... zimmer frame musta cracked a weld...

Edited 10min later - beter feed these two wee shitheads of mine, so if ya rock on up before Im back... brews in the fridge


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8mOWSlGrAnk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

[Grumph]

NO... aint as old ay you father X... more than welcome any time bar dangerous OPEN

Edited 10min later - silly old c*^t hasent showed... zimmer frame musta cracked a weld...

Edited 10min later - beter feed these two wee shitheads of mine, so if ya rock on up before Im back... brews in the fridge

Ran out of energy after feeding the horde here. Zimmer frame still intact - but spent the PM making a carrying frame for the spare GS1000 motor so you weren't far off. Probably as much work in one of those as a bucket chassis, lol...

[Big Dog]

new-internet. FUCK YOU.

Any website that starts with a popup. Fuck you.
Any website that has "click here to keep reading...(...the rest of the text that i wanted to read and was the only fucking reason i clicked through to the bitch fuck website)"
FUCK YOU.

Any website that asks me what my fucking opinion is, leave a comemnt, sign in with facebook. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
New internet. You're shit. And anyone who writes, hosts or otherwise has anything to do with the aforesaid websites should roast their feet in coals while flaggelating themselves with a cat o nine, before scooping out their eyes and filling their sockets with nitric acid. Fuck the lottaya.
If you aren't paying too use the service you ate the product.

Sent via tapatalk.

[dangerous]

Fuck it... im getting in early, whats with the arsehole pilot vehicles that think they are king and the one in only alowd on the road?
came round a corner to find one on my side of the rd, hes hanging out the window with a 'slow' sign ordering me off the rd... fuck man if i hadent we woulda hit head on, screw you dick and I carried on to find the truck with a slightly over sized digger on it cutting his right hander again into my lane, and he wasent going slow.

Here is the thing... the road conditions were such that a truck twice the size could easly stay on the correct side of the rd, no need to drive like that at all but these wankers sem to think they can brake every rule in the book its there right.
Thing is this happened earler this year in a 100k zone and I was on the bike unlike yesterday in a heavy safari so didnt matter I was forced of the rd... on the bike I was forced in to a ditch lucky Im such a good fucking rider I handled it like a pro :cool:

ANYWAY... all you honkies out there ya beter have voted for option 5, cos if ya dont then all the brown ones and their white lovers will vote for that silly fucking black curley thing or red peak... AND IF a new flag is to be used (and i dout that will happen) well... :pinch:

[Daffyd]

Did you *555 him? If the digger was only slightly overwidth then in my opinion the pilot had no right to be on the wrong side, and I wouldn't think the presence of a pilot vehicle would give the truck driver the right to cut corners. (Although most drivers do as a matter of course.)

Just my opinion...

[ellipsis]

...I had a bucket under my truck for three days, catching diesel at a gallon an hour from where it was pissing out from an inline filter/water trap that got smacked by something of weight, in transit...if I hadn't pulled into Rakaia on my way back from Levels and filled up, I could have saved the slow drama of emptying the tank the slow way, I had enough fuel to get home but thought it cool to spend more money...I've been too flat out to get under it and fix it so it was left to gravity and a drip...three days to empty, three minutes to remove and bypass the offending unit...dunno if I won or lost...

[scumdog]

Fuck it... im getting in early, whats with the arsehole pilot vehicles that think they are king and the one in only alowd on the road?
came round a corner to find one on my side of the rd, hes hanging out the window with a 'slow' sign ordering me off the rd... fuck man if i hadent we woulda hit head on, screw you dick and I carried on to find the truck with a slightly over sized digger on it cutting his right hander again into my lane, and he wasent going slow.

Here is the thing... the road conditions were such that a truck twice the size could easly stay on the correct side of the rd, no need to drive like that at all but these wankers sem to think they can brake every rule in the book its there right.
Thing is this happened earler this year in a 100k zone and I was on the bike unlike yesterday in a heavy safari so didnt matter I was forced of the rd... on the bike I was forced in to a ditch lucky Im such a good fucking rider I handled it like a pro :cool:

ANYWAY... all you honkies out there ya beter have voted for option 5, cos if ya dont then all the brown ones and their white lovers will vote for that silly fucking black curley thing or red peak... AND IF a new flag is to be used (and i dout that will happen) well... :pinch:

Don't worry D. the original flag will remain.

Only a drongo or a Key arse-licker would vote for anythting else.

On carrying on with the rant them, what's the best bang-for-buck mig welder? (gasless) - I've heard that many opinions - they're like arse-holes, everybody has one and they're all different.

[Akzle]

Don't worry D. the original flag will remain.

Only a drongo or a Key arse-licker would vote for anythting else.

On carrying on with the rant them, what's the best bang-for-buck mig welder? (gasless) - I've heard that many opinions - they're like arse-holes, everybody has one and they're all different.

gasless mig is for homosexuals and retards.

So, err. I'm sure madness will hook you up with something appropriate.

[scumdog]

gasless mig is for homosexuals and retards.

So, err. I'm sure madness will hook you up with something appropriate.

Well that's nice to know!:laugh:

[98tls]

No rant here rather a "lucky Friday" post.Went up to Tiimaru today and coming home came upon a bloke driving a well tasty XBGT so followed it awhile as you would then opted for a front view so passed it...awesome again and the view in the rear view mirror was like stepping back in time:headbang::headbang:anyway so he passes me etc etc until :nono: disco lights ahead saw both of us pull over,bloke doing the pulling over turned out to be thankfully a bloody nice fella and it seemed appreciated the need for our indulgence and sent us on our way with a warning,legend and got my respect.

[Akzle]

if you cant afford gas, you cant afford mig.

Learn to mmaw, (like a man) or git mo less poor.

[scumdog]

No rant here rather a "lucky Friday" post.Went up to Tiimaru today and coming home came upon a bloke driving a well tasty XBGT so followed it awhile as you would then opted for a front view so passed it...awesome again and the view in the rear view mirror was like stepping back in time:headbang::headbang:anyway so he passes me etc etc until :nono: disco lights ahead saw both of us pull over,bloke doing the pulling over turned out to be thankfully a bloody nice fella and it seemed appreciated the need for our indulgence and sent us on our way with a warning,legend and got my respect.

Pics or it never happened!;):lol:

[ellipsis]

Pics or it never happened!;):lol:

...and it's definitely not a rant...

[Madness]

I'm sure madness will hook you up with something appropriate.


http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-welding-helmet.jpg

[scumdog]

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-jpg

Meh...looks a bit staunch for me.....

Plus who needs a mask anyway?

[98tls]

Pics or it never happened!;):lol:

Funny you say that as when i got back in the Falcon i did say to Vic "lets buy another camera and leave it in the fucking car".Old GT was stunning it really was and the bloke had no problem driving it as it was meant to have been.The newer stuff is what it is but...other thing i said to Vicky was "i know you have heard this a millon times but why the fuck did i ever sell that GS:brick::brick:"

[bogan]

Well I wasn't going to have a ranty day today, but...


if you cant afford gas, you cant afford mig.

Learn to mmaw, (like a man) or git mo less poor.

What the shitfucking snubplunging cuntmongering twatwattle is wrong with this picture, I find myself agree with this twat. Imma go need a lie down now :weep:

[Akzle]

[IMG]http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-welding-helmet.jpg

is that.... Hello kitty with a whip??

[J.A.W.]

is that.... Hello kitty with a whip??

Welding mask or gimp mask? Cat o`nine tails? Kitty with room to swing a cat?

Maybe like a few posters here lately, she's celebrating the centuries old traditions of the Navy, viz: 'rum, sodomy & the lash'?

[SVboy]

If you drive a car on The open road and can't maintain the speed limit, then fuck off and die, cunt. If you think 88kms on SH1 dropping to 70 in the corners is acceptable,then slit your wrists soon, you pricks. If you are a tourist and feel that stopping in the middle of the road when you feel like it is acceptable, then when you get off the plane, give the money you would have spent in NZ to customs, then fucking drown yourselves. Cops, if you are pulling over toyota ISTs and the like for doing 105 kph in a 100 kph area, then you are nothing but a spineless drone for a govt that does not care for real solutions. If you are axle, you say you live in Northland, among some of the best biking roads around, but you don't have a bike, you fucking oxygen thief.
Just back from our pre Christmas tour, Merry Fucking Xmas you cunts.

[98tls]

If you drive a car on The open road and can't maintain the speed limit, then fuck off and die, cunt. If you think 88kms on SH1 dropping to 70 in the corners is acceptable,then slit your wrists soon, you pricks. If you are a tourist and feel that stopping in the middle of the road when you feel like it is acceptable, then when you get off the plane, give the money you would have spent in NZ to customs, then fucking drown yourselves. Cops, if you are pulling over toyota ISTs and the like for doing 105 kph in a 100 kph area, then you are nothing but a spineless drone for a govt that does not care for real solutions. If you are axle, you say you live in Northland, among some of the best biking roads around, but you don't have a bike, you fucking oxygen thief.
Just back from our pre Christmas tour, Merry Fucking Xmas you cunts.

Anyone driving Toyota ISTs and the like deserve to be pulled over...and then drowned.Merry Xmas to you to cunt.

[dangerous]

If you... you cunts.WOW, never knew you had it in ya... or was that the esay handed in at the end of year to you... from your best student?

[98tls]

WOW, never knew you had it in ya... or was that the esay handed in at the end of year to you... from your best student?

Gidday dickhead just wondering if Santa comes down your chimney sideways? That aside merry xmas and all the best to you and yours,give your better 1/2 a hug from me and tell her i think she deserves a medal for putting up with you.

[dangerous]

Gidday dickhead just wondering if Santa comes down your chimney sideways? That aside merry xmas and all the best to you and yours,give your better 1/2 a hug from me and tell her i think she deserves a medal for putting up with you.

I prefer Richard Cranium thankyou sir... now the chimney or flue is round, how the fuck would the old prick know what the right way round is?
as for the beter half, she is well paid, and the boys make me look good with there shit head behavours... and xmas, bla bla bla to you to

[Akzle]

If you drive a car on The open road and can't maintain the speed limit, then fuck off and die, cunt. If you think 88kms on SH1 dropping to 70 in the corners is acceptable,then slit your wrists soon, you pricks. If you are a tourist and feel that stopping in the middle of the road when you feel like it is acceptable, then when you get off the plane, give the money you would have spent in NZ to customs, then fucking drown yourselves. Cops, if you are pulling over toyota ISTs and the like for doing 105 kph in a 100 kph area, then you are nothing but a spineless drone for a govt that does not care for real solutions. If you are axle, you say you live in Northland, among some of the best biking roads around, but you don't have a bike, you fucking oxygen thief.
Just back from our pre Christmas tour, Merry Fucking Xmas you cunts.

im flattered that i occupy so much of your mental space.
Especially since its at such a premium...

But no. I still will not let you tongue my ballsack.

[awa355]

Rant! Effinn Xmas family movies :brick::brick::brick::brick::brick::brick:

[dangerous]

Rant! Effinn Xmas family movies

and if I here those bloody poges one more time...

[SVboy]

im flattered that i occupy so much of your mental space.
Especially since its at such a premium...

But no. I still will not let you tongue my ballsack.

Lol. You certainly had plenty of time to craft that deep reply. Not that time is an issue with you as you certainly don't waste it riding a bike on those great roads up there. And that makes you a looser. Not an insult, just a fact ,as we both know.

[Akzle]

Lol. You certainly had plenty of time to craft that deep reply. Not that time is an issue with you as you certainly don't waste it riding a bike on those great roads up there. And that makes you a looser. Not an insult, just a fact ,as we both know.

flirt all you like. In your own head is as close as you're ever going to get to blowing me.

[puddytat]

All we need is love.....

[husaberg]

All we need is love.....

Plus a few more "Friendly" tethered goats up north by the sound of it..........

[SVboy]

[QUOTE=Akzle;1130932042]flirt all you like. In your own head is as close as you're ever going to get to blowing me away. Although give the pathetic "life" I lead now, I will probably end up doing that myself.

[Akzle]

flirt all you like. In your own head is as close as you're ever going to get to blowing me away. Although give the pathetic "life" I lead now, I will probably end up doing that myself.

christmas day lunch. and you're posting this on KB. presumably whiie your dad pounds your ass and mum is tonguing your balls.
:niceone:

[puddytat]

Yous was made for loving you babies<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CmELf8DJAVY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[husaberg]

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[dangerous]

why do you guys even reply to that retard... his fascination for licking testacales is disterbing...

My Fri rant... father xmas you cunt... weres me new bike :drinknsin

[98tls]

why do you guys even reply to that retard... his fascination for licking testacales is disterbing...

My Fri rant... father xmas you cunt... weres me new bike :drinknsin

Couldnt fit it in his sack mate...

[husaberg]

why do you guys even reply to that retard... his fascination for licking testacales is disterbing...

My Fri rant... father xmas you cunt... weres me new bike :drinknsin

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=288773&d=1382238741" height="340px"/><img src="http://fashiondesignblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dressing-up-like-Santa-this-Christmas.jpg" height="340px"/>

Give santa a serve next time you see him at Ruapuna
As for the other given someone else's propensity for begging for his cock to be sucked its only a matter of time before axhole and Katflap hook up

[Grumph]

Give santa a serve next time you see him at Ruapuna

Naughty boys get a swift kick up the arse......

[husaberg]

Naughty boys get a swift kick up the arse......

Sprung, Ps thanks for the coal

[dangerous]

Couldnt fit it in his sack mate...
ahhhhhhh... balls

[sidecar bob]

To the guy riding the yellow 'busa out of Wanganui up the Parapara's this morning that got owned by two Mercedes Sprinter vans, seriously dude, WTF?:weird:

[Grashopper]

To the guy riding the yellow 'busa out of Wanganui up the Parapara's this morning that got owned by two Mercedes Sprinter vans, seriously dude, WTF?:weird:

What happened to "Ride your own ride"?

Anyway, to the girl with the Diavel in Whanganui a couple of days ago, you rock! :headbang:

[Kickaha]

To the guy riding the yellow 'busa out of Wanganui up the Parapara's this morning that got owned by two Mercedes Sprinter vans, seriously dude, WTF?:weird:

I would have smashed you all in the Transit

Closed private road testing it will hit 140kmh fully loaded and still accelerating

[sidecar bob]

What happened to "Ride your own ride"?


What happened to "check your mirrors & let the van past" if you can't manage to ride worlds fastest touring bike at more than 92kmh.:mad:

[Madness]

What happened to "check your mirrors & let the van past" if you can't manage to ride worlds second fastest touring bike at more than 92kmh.:mad:

Slight correction made.

[RDJ]

The Parapara Highway...

I went for a loop-ride up there this afternoon after work

There must be something in the air.

I got passed by

- a WRX

- a Mondeo

- an XR6

- and a Nissan ute

all where there was NOT good visibility

either they were crazed... or I'm just old :confused:

[Moi]

The Parapara Highway...

I went for a loop-ride up there this afternoon after work

There must be something in the air.

I got passed by

- a WRX

- a Mondeo

- an XR6

- and a Nissan ute

all where there was NOT good visibility

either they were crazed... or I'm just old :confused:

No, they are just so much more important than you and, for that matter, anyone else on the road...

[How dare you be using the road when they must use it? - Well, how dare you... ]

[RDJ]

No, they are just so much more important than you and, for that matter, anyone else on the road...

[How dare you be using the road when they must use it? - Well, how dare you... ]

True dat. There were also quite a few gravel patches around the roadworks areas - be careful out there as they used to say in Hill Street Blues ( I know, that dates me, who cares).

[sidecar bob]

Our vans got passed by a C63AMG Merc absolutely hauling fuckin ass up there. I tried to be annoyed with him, but he was enjoying himself too much, the asshole in the Falcon towing a tandem trailer with a green Ford Explorer on it on the wrong side of the road got me though.

[Grashopper]

What happened to "check your mirrors & let the van past" if you can't manage to ride worlds fastest touring bike at more than 92kmh.:mad:

I must have missed that bit in your first post ;)

Ok, let me rephrase that to 'Ride your own ride and don't be a dick about it.'


Anyway, actually came here to rant about every fucking car going 80 on the way to Whanganui. Turns out the speedo on the new bike is out by about 10 km/h (and not in the factory way). So the cars were actually going 90, but following them on my speedo it looked like they were only going 80. And as they probably had normal speedos they thought they were going 100... :wacko:

Oh great, just noticed there is now nearly a 20 km/h difference between the speedos of my car and my bike at 100 km/h... Yay, bring on the 4 km/h speed tolerance :Punk:

[RDJ]

Usually the Parapara has well behaved people on it - those familiar with it know where there are turnouts and double lanes ahead and it's easy to pull over and let people past.

I'm always a little more wary on it when on two wheels than when on four, because of the frequency of trucker manure/oil spills, and all-season rockslides that you can't see until you come around a tight corner. And I would rather let people past than have them polishing the rear fender with their grille...

[Grumph]

I would have smashed you all in the Transit

Closed private road testing it will hit 140kmh fully loaded and still accelerating

As long as the road was straight that may well be true.
Some years back I was going South on SH1 south of Ashvegas in the Mk2 jag we ran at the time. If the speedo had been in KPH, my indicated speed would have been just legal...Dot in the mirror turned into a trannie in the livery of a New Brighton based carpet shop. I watched it pass in some disbelief...and wondered where the carpet laying emergency was....