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ManDownUnder
5th February 2008, 15:54
JHitcher could be a go, though...

What about "Hitcher Jr."?

more_fasterer
5th February 2008, 15:59
I can't be a cunt; I'm neither attractive nor useful.


Annette King? Is that you?

The Stranger
5th February 2008, 16:03
Annette King? Is that you?

There's always one, here we are calling him a twat and a cunt and shit and you got to come along and lower the tone.

mitchilin
5th February 2008, 16:23
Chocky,no backfires eh?They scare me and we're going into hill billy country

Mom
5th February 2008, 16:35
Now we going to see Mahas Thurs night:woohoo: I am going to collect me CHRISTMAS CUDDLE THAT I MISSED OUT ON FROM MOM :love:
awww shucks :o Looking forward to it!


What time are we meeting at Westgate?

If you are a good boy, you might get a hug too ;)


It's 'jrandom', motherfucker. No capitals.


Is that like his name is "headgear"? :dodge:

jrandom
5th February 2008, 16:41
Is that like his name is "headgear"? :dodge:

I thought it was 'hedge-ier'.

Like what happens out the front of the yard when you don't trim the privet.

Qkchk
5th February 2008, 16:45
:corn: I love it when you boys get sexytime with each other. :corn:

Mom
5th February 2008, 16:45
I thought it was 'hedge-ier'.

Like what happens out the front of the yard when you don't trim the privet.

NO, I think I may have that a bit wrong, spelling can be an issue sometimes...

Maybe it is "headjob"? double dodge

Luff you really Mike :love:

El Dopa
5th February 2008, 17:06
whats the best sports bra to wear while racing

If you're a woman, it's best not to wear anything on your top half when racing. And when you're on the straight coming past the pits, remember that you get extra credit for that race if you go really slowly, stand up on the pegs and bounce up and down.

Morcs
5th February 2008, 17:50
Bwahahahaha


thats actually really funny, I havent seen you crash in aaaaaages


Morc's What is your reputation?????? SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Bah.


I have no problemo with ArchieWC i dont mind riding with him its always fun and as far as Noel ,JRandom, morcs ya all cunts:yawn:
I take that as a compliment steve :D


It's 'jrandom', motherfucker. No capitals.

See you on Thursday night.

hehehehehehehehehehe
Ive got your back Mike.. he rides a suzuki... :yes:

NinjaNanna
5th February 2008, 20:03
I might be there. Depends if I go postal or not after being made redundant. *sigh*.


Dude you are just having no end of luck at the moment

Mom
5th February 2008, 20:08
I might be there. Depends if I go postal or not after being made redundant. *sigh*.

Come for a ride and we can have a hug, my job is looking more and more likely to go up in smoke with each day that passes :yes:

Chocky
5th February 2008, 22:03
Chocky,no backfires eh?They scare me and we're going into hill billy country

have you seen me teeth???:shutup: I'm go'n home
ding d'ling ding DING ding DING ding ding
squeal like a pig boy!!!! :buggerd:

Morcs
5th February 2008, 22:29
Bwahahahaha


thats actually really funny, I havent seen you crash in aaaaaages

Mate I just looped my CBR.

Twisted forks, subframe, and cage. Oh and an engine found snapped completely off the motor.

Its all your fault :girlfight:

BIGBOSSMAN
5th February 2008, 22:30
have you seen me teeth???:shutup: I'm go'n home
ding d'ling ding DING ding DING ding ding
squeal like a pig boy!!!! :buggerd:

You shure gat a purty mouth, boy...

Big Dog
5th February 2008, 22:34
Twisted forks, subframe, and cage. Oh and an engine found snapped completely off the motor. Come again?

Or at least supply pics of how this is possible.

Morcs
5th February 2008, 22:40
Come again?

Or at least supply pics of how this is possible.

I usually do 2 circuits when practicing, then stop and chill out before getting back to it. Today I made a lot of progress and on my 3rd run stayed out longer - and did the ol 'just a little bit higher' - ive verted before and been sweet, but I think I slipped off the back, I eventually let go and the rear went down on the right, and hard onto the left.

Pics arent too good, show how bad the bars got it (just like the cage) and the twisted forks (which are now straight :) )

I scraped both the tailight and headlight :D

Big Dog
5th February 2008, 22:43
I usually do 2 circuits when practicing, then stop and chill out before getting back to it. Today I made a lot of progress and on my 3rd run stayed out longer - and did the ol 'just a little bit higher' - ive verted before and been sweet, but I think I slipped off the back, I eventually let go and the rear went down on the right, and hard onto the left.

Pics arent too good, show how bad the bars got it (just like the cage) and the twisted forks (which are now straight :) )

I scraped both the tailight and headlight :D

Still waiting to see pics of a motor that has been separated from and engine.:Pokey:

FROSTY
5th February 2008, 22:45
um and this is related to tnr how?/

Chocky
5th February 2008, 22:46
[QUOTE=Morcs;1413569]Mate I just looped my CBR.

Twisted forks, subframe, and cage. Oh and an engine found snapped completely off the motor.QUOTE]

mount?

Chrislost
5th February 2008, 22:55
that was werid man.
i think the cage pushed the mount foward snapping it off.

was pretty werid seing pete sliding on his butt up the hill with a bike next to him.

missed the actual deed tho :buggerd:

Chrislost
5th February 2008, 22:58
um and this is related to tnr how?/

somebody made a comment a page ago that they havnt seen him crash for a while...

however hes got a new bike and has set about personalising it now.

Kittyhawk
6th February 2008, 00:08
If you're a woman, it's best not to wear anything on your top half when racing. And when you're on the straight coming past the pits, remember that you get extra credit for that race if you go really slowly, stand up on the pegs and bounce up and down.

I cant even walk out the bedroom door unless Im wearing something lol...question is what if youre a fat bitch and your breasts mould into your stomach when gravity affects hahaha!


Mate I just looped my CBR.

Twisted forks, subframe, and cage. Oh and an engine found snapped completely off the motor.

Its all your fault :girlfight:


somebody made a comment a page ago that they havnt seen him crash for a while...

however hes got a new bike and has set about personalising it now.

He just had to upgrade his reputation didn't he...first at the pub on the zx10, then almost assing off hititng a pothole at a roundabout in front of me, now this....stupid morcs....dont slide uphill, you're ment to ride cunt..

ArcherWC
6th February 2008, 02:50
Mate I just looped my CBR.

Twisted forks, subframe, and cage. Oh and an engine found snapped completely off the motor.

Its all your fault :girlfight:
bad luck mate, hope your ok and you get the bike sorted quickly so I can pull a dodgy pass on ya at the ATNR

Qkkid
6th February 2008, 08:04
:corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :violin:

um and this is related to tnr how?/
My wife loves it when they talk dirty so i love it too.......:wari:

NinjaNanna
6th February 2008, 15:30
I thought you were meant to be gardening Mr?


:corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :violin:

My wife loves it when they talk dirty so i love it too.......:wari:

Morcs
6th February 2008, 20:22
bad luck mate, hope your ok and you get the bike sorted quickly so I can pull a dodgy pass on ya at the ATNR

Cheers mate, yeah Im sweet - sliding up hill on ya arse is fun.

Sold CBR today for $2k. Bought a TL1000S so will be out for a cruise 2 moro night.

:Punk:

Cr1MiNaL
6th February 2008, 21:39
Cheers mate, yeah Im sweet - sliding up hill on ya arse is fun.

Sold CBR today for $2k. Bought a TL1000S so will be out for a cruise 2 moro night.

:Punk:

Bl bro I think I know that Road !?

Qkchk
7th February 2008, 09:35
So who is coming out to play tonight with this awesome :sunny:?

Remember, we will be up @ Walkworth not at Bar Africa tonight.

ManDownUnder
7th February 2008, 09:38
So who is coming out to play tonight with this awesome :sunny:?

Remember, we will be up @ Walkworth not at Bar Africa tonight.

Bugger no can do - have a German family with us at the mo so have to pull the pin on it. Have fun though - should be a goodun!

Also - if a guy fronts up on a Ducati thou (upright thing - chook chaser come road bike) look after him. I have no idea who he is but seemed like a nice guy - from Waitakere.

BIGBOSSMAN
7th February 2008, 11:02
I might be up for this one, might as well continue to enjoy probably the best summer in aeons on 2 wheels eh!
MDU, which part of Germany are your visitors from? My partner comes from a town just outside Berlin, and Biggles08's missus hails from Nurnberg.
We're being invaded by the Germans (nice slim ones so it seems)!

Pumba
7th February 2008, 11:28
Seeing how you twisted my arm I shall come along

jrandom
7th February 2008, 11:36
I've talked too much shit on the thread this week, and I'm scared that if I turn up now, someone might kick my arse or, even worse, give me the learn.

:crybaby:

So I'm out for tonight. Which is a damn shame, because it's the perfectest riding weather we've had this year so far.

Enjoy yourselves out there y'all!

:niceone:

Qkchk
7th February 2008, 12:00
So I'm out for tonight. Which is a damn shame, because it's the perfectest riding weather we've had this year so far.


Well aint you a misery case.

jrandom
7th February 2008, 12:21
Well aint you a misery case.

Yes. I now require chicken soup and comforting hugs.

Devil
7th February 2008, 12:25
Yes. I now require chicken soup and comforting hugs.

Come along, ya homo.

more_fasterer
7th February 2008, 13:21
I've talked too much shit on the thread this week, and I'm scared that if I turn up now, someone might kick my arse or, even worse, give me the learn.


HTFU. Last one to A&E buys the beer.

chrispy121
7th February 2008, 13:29
the weather is mint

_Gina_
7th February 2008, 13:38
[snip] ... give me the learn :crybaby:
... [snip]

Well then I am out too if you ain't gonna be there, as I was hoping to have someone new to give the learn to :laugh:

jrandom
7th February 2008, 13:41
... I was hoping to have someone new to give the learn to

I shall happily take a rain check on ONE LEARN from you, madam.

:yes:

Xile
7th February 2008, 14:26
I shall happily take a rain check on ONE LEARN from you, madam.

:yes:

Wait for you to say that in front of me (madame)

with a sexy english accent hehe

Qkchk
7th February 2008, 14:29
the weather is mint

Sure is. :sunny:

TOTO
7th February 2008, 15:16
I'm joining too :)

Chocky
7th February 2008, 15:34
Yes. I now require chicken soup and comforting hugs.

Well I can offer you some chocky-soup it's a lot more fulling and keeps more than 1 person happy :rolleyes:
see ya'll at w/gate, I'll bring my sister, whos got the moonshine?

Qkchk
7th February 2008, 15:47
If you havent noticed, Ive got one of the Mods to move the thread up as a Sticky - so dont panic if you cant find it anymore!

EJK
7th February 2008, 16:25
I'm joining too :)

Fuck it im comming! :sunny:

BIGBOSSMAN
7th February 2008, 16:34
I've talked too much shit on the thread this week, and I'm scared that if I turn up now, someone might kick my arse or, even worse, give me the learn.

:crybaby:

So I'm out for tonight. Which is a damn shame, because it's the perfectest riding weather we've had this year so far.

Enjoy yourselves out there y'all!

:niceone:


He's afraid of the Killa Beez, I've seen a coupl'a nests on Peak Rd...

Mom
7th February 2008, 16:42
Make sure you all have clear visors to get home folks, the dark comes quickly in these parts :yes:

Qkchk
7th February 2008, 16:45
He's afraid of the Killa Beez, I've seen a coupl'a nests on Peak Rd...

I can understand why he doesnt want to come tonight - might miss out on Coro Street.

PostMaster
7th February 2008, 16:53
Its been such great weather today that I simply must attend. 1st ride on my new bike too! Can't bloody wait.

Qkkid
7th February 2008, 17:03
Come along ya homo (jrandom)dont stay home for Shortland Street

gunnyrob
7th February 2008, 17:03
It's chinese new year, and it's meant to be good luck to wear red undies (Thank you NZ Herald)



See you soon

Big Dog
7th February 2008, 18:05
I notice that there are a lot not making it tonight, I ould not make the ride this week, will still be going to bar africa if anyone else feels like dropping in for a yarn.

Qkkid
7th February 2008, 21:08
:scooter::yes:40 plus bikes hope everyone had a awesome ride tonight twas:niceone:
Got me big hug from MOM ;)

EJK
7th February 2008, 21:13
It was a good ride :D

Damn! I was the smallest bike of the group! lol to be honest, I was quite embarrassed :o

Mom
7th February 2008, 21:14
We got home safe :yes:

Awesome to see such a good turn out, great to catch up with a few that we dont see very often.

I see the slow kid handle is just a tease Mr Quickishkid <_<

Qkkid
7th February 2008, 21:15
It was a good ride :D

Damn! I was the smallest bike of the group! lol to be honest, I was quite embarrassed :o

:clap:Were you on the fxr buddy :2thumbsup

Cr1MiNaL
7th February 2008, 21:24
I wish to thank God today. And so do 2 other riders. So thank you God for saving my nub arse yet again.

ManDownUnder
8th February 2008, 08:25
All very interesting I'm sure but - who lost their license???? I have $20 riding on this!

Qkchk
8th February 2008, 08:44
All very interesting I'm sure but - who lost their license???? I have $20 riding on this!

Wasn't a matter of someone losing their licence, it was more along the lines of "GroundHog Day".

The Stranger
8th February 2008, 08:45
Damn! I was the smallest bike of the group! lol to be honest, I was quite embarrassed :o

Yes, it must be quite devastating at times being small.

ManDownUnder
8th February 2008, 08:45
Wasn't a matter of someone losing their licence, it was more along the lines of "GroundHog Day".

Are you saying someone lost their license... AGAIN???

Sweet!

Or was Morc pulled for riding without one...

jrandom
8th February 2008, 08:50
Wasn't a matter of someone losing their licence, it was more along the lines of "GroundHog Day".

Let's see. Y'all were riding to Walkworth again, along Woodcocks, etc...

Bahahahaha, was there another multi-bike pileup in the ditch by that off-camber right-hander?

:lol:

(Hope nobody got hurt if so, of course.)

Xile
8th February 2008, 10:30
Was great to catch up with you guys!
Woodcocks road with the sun on your face and by yourself is definitly horrible, but the other way's been awesome!
For once, I was at the head of the ride lol (no I did not cheat hehe :devil2:)

skidMark
8th February 2008, 11:13
We got home safe :yes:

Awesome to see such a good turn out, great to catch up with a few that we dont see very often.

I see the slow kid handle is just a tease Mr Quickishkid <_<


nah slow dick/kid sticks sorry.

i can keep up with him no sweat on a 250 so he must be slowwwwww.

tristan can keep up on an fxr150....

if u ever wanna sell it steve lemme know....i need an unmolested green zx10r.

so i can thrash it.

skidMark
8th February 2008, 11:14
Was great to catch up with you guys!
Woodcocks road with the sun on your face and by yourself is definitly horrible, but the other way's been awesome!
For once, I was at the head of the ride lol (no I did not cheat hehe :devil2:)


They used to make me lead rider as piggy bait.:buggerd:

NinjaNanna
8th February 2008, 11:30
nah slow dick/kid sticks sorry.

Another piece of good advice for you to ignore Mark.

Drop the attitiude, you used to be just full of shit but still harmless, well meaning and likable in a childish sort of way.

Posts like this will quickly turn those against you that are "quietly ignoring your antics and simply waiting for you to grow up."

Take it or leave it Mark, its up too you

skidMark
8th February 2008, 11:38
Another piece of good advice for you to ignore Mark.

Drop the attitiude, you used to be just full of shit but still harmless, well meaning and likable in a childish sort of way.

Posts like this will quickly turn those against you that are "quietly ignoring your antics and simply waiting for you to grow up."

Take it or leave it Mark, its up too you


Haha he knows i'm only giving him shit he loves me :wari:, when i post to cowboyz then you know it's meant.

likeable in a childish sort of way....

hmmm okay haha

love you steveeeee :girlfight:

:wari:peanut butter jelly :wari:peanut butter jelly:wari:

jrandom
8th February 2008, 11:39
i can keep up with him no sweat on a 250 so he must be slowwwwww.

tristan can keep up on an fxr150....

Sorry bro. Just gotta say here, I've followed Qkkid on the road, and you're full of shit.

Who cares, anyway? Gosh. It's not a fucking race. You may think you're being clever with the trolling posts, but you're achieving the opposite of what's important to you - you're making people dislike and disrespect you. Seriously. You want people to think well of you - why be unpleasant?

Also, just for the record - FXR150s are awesome.

:niceone:

skidMark
8th February 2008, 12:04
Sorry bro. Just gotta say here, I've followed Qkkid on the road, and you're full of shit.

Who cares, anyway? Gosh. It's not a fucking race. You may think you're being clever with the trolling posts, but you're achieving the opposite of what's important to you - you're making people dislike and disrespect you. Seriously. You want people to think well of you - why be unpleasant?

Also, just for the record - FXR150s are awesome.

:niceone:


Dude as said in prior post i was just winding him up, and yeah i know fxr150's are awesome i used to have one as a racebike, could flick it round in buckets like a pushbike :D

EZAS
8th February 2008, 12:18
It was a good ride :D

Damn! I was the smallest bike of the group! lol to be honest, I was quite embarrassed :o

You may have been the smallest, but I think I was the slowest :Oops: Sorry for holding anyone up ... The last time I went on went on those roads, they were gravel.

The Stranger
8th February 2008, 14:07
They used to make me lead rider as piggy bait.:buggerd:

That, and it's safer for the rest of the riders.

Maha
8th February 2008, 14:20
Sorry bro. Just gotta say here, I've followed Qkkid on the road, and you're full of shit.


You dont know, you weren't there!


Dude as said in prior post i was just winding him up, and yeah i know fxr150's are awesome i used to have one as a racebike, could flick it round in buckets like a pushbike :D

Neither were you!


That, and it's safer for the rest of the riders.

Neither were.....ah yes you were aye?...

more_fasterer
8th February 2008, 15:03
nah slow dick/kid sticks sorry.

i can keep up with him no sweat on a 250 so he must be slowwwwww.

I managed to keep up with Qkkid last night too (prob cos he was maintaining a consistent cruising speed).
AND I got my knee down at my first track day! On a bike with RWU forks even!! Which must mean I'm an even more awesomerer rider than you!!!!!!!!


Thanks for vindicating my decision to stick you on my ignore list skiddy. :rolleyes:

more_fasterer
8th February 2008, 15:04
It's not a fucking race.

WHOA, Whoa whoa. It is too:


HTFU. Last one to A&E buys the beer.

:bleh:

Qkkid
8th February 2008, 15:06
You dont know, you weren't there!



Neither were you!



Neither were.....ah yes you were aye?...

:scratch::scratch: Hang on was i there :scratch::scratch:

Maha
8th February 2008, 15:09
:scratch::scratch: Hang on was i there :scratch::scratch:

Yes you were....and you were the 1st in....wow you are Quick!

Qkkid
8th February 2008, 15:11
Another piece of good advice for you to ignore Mark.

Drop the attitiude, you used to be just full of shit but still harmless, well meaning and likable in a childish sort of way.

Posts like this will quickly turn those against you that are "quietly ignoring your antics and simply waiting for you to grow up."

Take it or leave it Mark, its up too you

:confused:Green bling sent shane:msn-wink::niceone:

Qkkid
8th February 2008, 15:13
Yes you were....and you were the 1st in....wow you are Quick!

No my helmet was first to arrive it gave me the learn yet again:yes:

Chocky
8th February 2008, 16:21
MATE!!!!:clap::clap::clap: fucking awsum!!!! love that road!!!
I have nearly peeled the edge off my back tyre I had it sidways so often
I even came home the same way (well almost I ended up in helensvill)
YES YES I know my spelling sucks
BTW wot does this panty-stain oops skid-mark ride? can he back up all this bullshit?

jrandom
8th February 2008, 16:25
wot does this panty-stain oops skid-mark ride? can he back up all this bullshit?

He had a ZXR250.

Then he lost his licence.

Then he blew it up at a trackday after going out without checking his engine oil level.

Now he just sits at home and talks shit on the internet.

Poor Mark.

:weep:

Chocky
8th February 2008, 16:28
yea, sounds like the type. full of piss and vinegar as my old mum says

Maha
8th February 2008, 16:30
yea, sounds like the type. full of piss and vinegar as my old mum says

What was that other saying you said last night?....very funny....

Chocky
8th February 2008, 16:36
Be good, if you cant be good be carefull,If you cant be careful name it after me

Morcs
8th February 2008, 18:13
hey Steve When you peeled off the motorway I thought you were going the pub, I went the long way round. There were a coupla guys there.

TOTO
8th February 2008, 23:13
Hey Folks some pics of the last ATNR ...

Chocky
9th February 2008, 07:50
Hey Folks some pics of the last ATNR ...

for some reason I like that third one better than the rest :whistle:

Harry the Barstard
9th February 2008, 09:38
Cheers for the pics TOTO, was an awsome ride. Never done that road before but i think i have a new local favourite. Props..

BIGBOSSMAN
9th February 2008, 16:50
for some reason I like that third one better than the rest :whistle:

Is it because of the guys fluorescent breasts?

skidMark
9th February 2008, 16:56
I managed to keep up with Qkkid last night too (prob cos he was maintaining a consistent cruising speed).
AND I got my knee down at my first track day! On a bike with RWU forks even!! Which must mean I'm an even more awesomerer rider than you!!!!!!!!


Thanks for vindicating my decision to stick you on my ignore list skiddy. :rolleyes:

You would be used to getting on your knees since you ride a honda.:woohoo:

Cr1MiNaL
9th February 2008, 16:57
He can grin about his bin now, but I don't think he wud be grinning had he taken me out with him. Not clever. He shd have known better than to overtake an R6 round a corner. R6...Corner...Overtake... sounds wrong.

Chocky
10th February 2008, 08:18
Is it because of the guys fluorescent breasts?

Ummm.....yea......riiiiiigth....that must be it :no:

sAsLEX
10th February 2008, 09:45
He shd have known better than to overtake an R6 round a corner. R6...Corner...Overtake... sounds wrong.

Pot this is kettle. Over.

The Stranger
10th February 2008, 18:19
Pot this is kettle. Over.

Is that a PC way of telling raj he's black?

Morcs
11th February 2008, 11:36
Are we moving the ride to friday this week?

with valentines day and all most of us may have trouble getting out for a ride... :bye:

The Stranger
11th February 2008, 12:02
Are we moving the ride to friday this week?

with valentines day and all most of us may have trouble getting out for a ride... :bye:

If he truely loves you, I'm sure he'll understand.

Stickchick
11th February 2008, 14:27
Are we moving the ride to friday this week?

with valentines day and all most of us may have trouble getting out for a ride... :bye:

Pfft..if she is any type of a girlfriend, she should be joining you rather than stopping you. :spanking:

007XX
11th February 2008, 15:26
Pfft..if she is any type of a girlfriend, she should be joining you rather than stopping you. :spanking:

Now, now...don't go causing WW4 in some poor young couple's union, you feisty thing you! :msn-wink: :laugh:

ArcherWC
11th February 2008, 16:14
He can grin about his bin now, but I don't think he wud be grinning had he taken me out with him. Not clever. He shd have known better than to overtake an R6 round a corner. R6...Corner...Overtake... sounds wrong.


hahahha.....wasnt me


"I wasnt there"......................just for Mr Maha

more_fasterer
11th February 2008, 16:57
Pfft..if she is any type of a girlfriend, she should be joining you rather than stopping you. :spanking:

I take it that means you'll be there on the back of Betty? ;)

jrandom
11th February 2008, 17:13
I take it that means you'll be there on the back of Betty? ;)

This week?

Nope.

Chocky
11th February 2008, 17:59
Are we moving the ride to friday this week?

with valentines day and all most of us may have trouble getting out for a ride... :bye:

MATE!!! WTF why is that everybody thinks V-day is for the woman only? how about she shows how much she loves you by paying for the gas for the ride?
I am soooo sick of all the shops saying "if you dont spend at least $??,??? on your G/friend-wife then you dont love her! " the missus and me have agread that we give each other a massage when I get home and thats IT (well we all know wot happens after a massage)
Edit: OK sorry, I have cooled down now, I just had a crap day at work and vented here. I realy hate commercialism

Morcs
11th February 2008, 18:57
MATE!!! WTF why is that everybody thinks V-day is for the woman only? how about she shows how much she loves you by paying for the gas for the ride?
I am soooo sick of all the shops saying "if you dont spend at least $??,??? on your G/friend-wife then you dont love her! " the missus and me have agread that we give each other a massage when I get home and thats IT (well we all know wot happens after a massage)
Edit: OK sorry, I have cooled down now, I just had a crap day at work and vented here. I realy hate commercialism

I totally agree mate.

Plus im total anti-valentines day because thesedays is so commerciallised and im expected to spend a small fortune on a bunch of flowers at least.

Qkkid
12th February 2008, 11:42
hey Steve When you peeled off the motorway I thought you were going the pub, I went the long way round. There were a coupla guys there.

Nah mate was just heading home the long way:cool:

ManDownUnder
13th February 2008, 13:56
Pfft..if she is any type of a girlfriend, she should be joining you rather than stopping you. :spanking:

Pfft if she were any type of g/f she should be his ride...

Chocky
13th February 2008, 15:09
Ever noticed how Valetines Day and Venereal Disease have the same initials? Co-incidence? I think not...!

love it! :lol:

007XX
13th February 2008, 15:19
Trick question of the year: would I prefer a massage (with happy ending) or going out on a ride? <_<:doh: :crazy:

Forget the friggin flowers, chocolate and the likes...I wanna ride sumthing!:laugh::devil2:

Chocky
13th February 2008, 15:39
Might I be first in offering you the services of me and my bike (then you get to 'ride', ride and you get some chocky as well) :whistle:

Maha
13th February 2008, 15:42
:corn: best pull up a chair.

007XX
13th February 2008, 15:43
Might I be first in offering you the services of me and my bike (then you get to 'ride', ride and you get some chocky as well) :whistle:

Aaaww...how sweet! :D

However, I am afraid that both job applications are currently taken, respectively by my VTR and then the awesome 007XY...

Although, keep this attitude up and I'm sure you won't be riding solo for very long :niceone: KB does have solo biker angels.

Chocky
13th February 2008, 15:54
:corn: best pull up a chair.

you knew! you cld have warned me :pinch:

007XX
13th February 2008, 16:01
you knew! you cld have warned me :pinch:

:killingme

Relying on Maha to pass up on a prank? there is a TUI flying past...:bleh:

If it can make you feel better, that was probably one of the most tastefully put post of this nature I got in a long time :niceone:

Welcome to KB Chocky! :sunny:

Chocky
13th February 2008, 16:10
:
If it can make you feel better, that was probably one of the most tastefully put post of this nature I got in a long time :niceone:

Welcome to KB Chocky! :sunny:

what can I say, I'm a tastfull guy and I'm old enugh to know that vulgaritys are no way into a womans.......ummmm.....life...yea life.

Unit
13th February 2008, 18:46
Bump thread, anyone home?

Mom
13th February 2008, 18:49
So is this ride on tomorrow or Friday night?


Bump thread, anyone home?

Something you are not sharing guys.....:blip:

Dont stress, I am sure someone on this thread that knows what is what will show up sooner or later.

We have a spare bed :yes:

Qkkid
13th February 2008, 20:23
No ride this week guys, but there might be people who wanna still ride:niceone:

Chocky
13th February 2008, 20:48
I'm out this week. I simply can't afford it, I had a day off work which = no play money this week :no:

Morcs
14th February 2008, 10:43
So whos coming for a ride?

If its dry I will be at westgate as per usual.

Pumba
14th February 2008, 11:31
Not me this week, have fun

007XX
14th February 2008, 11:35
Nu uh...I'll be treating my Valentine to a back massage... :innocent:

You kids have fun! :D

jrandom
14th February 2008, 11:50
Nu uh...I'll be treating my Valentine to a back massage... :innocent:

Are you one of those chicks who gets 'tired hands' after about seven minutes, or do you give a proper massage?

007XX
14th February 2008, 11:57
Are you one of those chicks who gets 'tired hands' after about seven minutes, or do you give a proper massage?

HA...it depends who I'm giving it to! :innocent:

Maybe I could give one to Jody, and she can tell you all about it...:devil2:


:laugh:

jrandom
14th February 2008, 12:04
Maybe I could give one to Jody, and she can tell you all about it...

I'm sure she would like that very much.

:yes:

Mrs Busa Pete
14th February 2008, 16:12
Is anyone going to the pub tonight.:apint:

Biggles08
14th February 2008, 17:15
So is ANYONE going to be at shell westgate at 6.30sh?

gunnyrob
14th February 2008, 21:35
PUSSIES! A wiff of rain & you wimp out.

Morcs & I were there along with one other ATNRider & 3 top folks from the southern crowd. We set off in a smattering of showers for the short loop.

Friendly cages gave us a hint of what was ahead (flashing headlights) & first plod was seen just afore SH16. Noted speed limit in Waitoki is now only 50kmh, then Morcs came to grief just out of town:Police::doh:

After a quick sort out it was off to the pub for a debrief. Three cops had targeted the ride. Watch out boys & girls!

Mark, Marcus & Gina, hope to see you again, next time please leave plod at home!

Cr1MiNaL
14th February 2008, 21:45
Marcus has a thing for the blue boys...

_Gina_
14th February 2008, 21:50
Mark, Marcus & Gina, hope to see you again, next time please leave plod at home!


I have no idea what you are talking about :innocent:

Nice ride, but good god does it require you to have your wits about you when there are that many units targeting those roads!

Sad arse cops, can't have anything better to do on Valentines Day huh?

Oh, and Morcs, would suggest strongly that you need to pay your dues to Nigel no Mates; also Arnica will do the trick with the bruises you will no doubt have from your girl friend!!!

G

Biggles08
15th February 2008, 07:12
Marcus has a thing for the blue boys...


Not me...I was at home...must be another one who likes red and blue :(

_Gina_
15th February 2008, 11:16
Not me...I was at home...must be another one who likes red and blue :(
Was a friend of mine and he doesn't like the po-po, they were just everywhere!!!


G

Morcs
15th February 2008, 11:27
That reminds me, id better update my signature...

Qkchk
15th February 2008, 14:10
For the sake of doing something different............

Anyone who has a route or roads they want to try out or volunteer for use on the ATNR can forward their recommendations to me via PM (dont post up here or Mr Plod will know....) I will have a look at them and implement them if it fits the criteria:


Got to be accessed from Westgate (Within 5km radius or within the normal ATNR route)
Think of how many intersections there are (The more stops/intersections, the easier it is to lose people)
Is it a safe road? (Got to consider if it is in good condition/no gravel)
Got to finish at Albany (So we can drop into the normal spot for Dinner)
Has got to fit into a ridable route. (Has to be linked up)


Also, if anyone wants to volunteer to do the leading on any ATNR (as long as you know the route we will be taking) come up and let me know.

Any questions just PM me...........

The Stranger
15th February 2008, 15:07
That reminds me, id better update my signature...

Morcs - you sir are a fucken legend!



We are not worthy.

Morcs
15th February 2008, 15:51
Updated... :innocent:


But a message from our favourite police officer - They will be targeting the ATNR again.

But for the record, He was actually very fair and reasonable last night, I even had a laugh with him and he escorted me to dairy flat.

The offense itself (on my most sedate, slow and sensible ATNR in 1 1/2 years):

After 'cowcop' I was behind a cage, I overtook him. At the same time noticed a marked car parked in a drive on the left. Checked my mirrors... indicator on.... then disco lights.

I had overtaken a car at 134 on double yellows, in the wet, riding a thou on a 6R, and also taking a pillion - but perfectly safely.

Although there was plenty of clear road to safely overtake (even in the wet) I had to break the speed limit to do so. I was very lucky to not get a dangerous driving charge.

Of course I was on 165 demerits and my license was yet to be taken - so the officer kindly relieved me of it.

The fines are a bitch though - for the actual offence itself - $150. fair enough.
For riding a thou with a pillion on a restricted - $800.
Something is wrong with the fines system methinks... :duh:

The Stranger
15th February 2008, 16:21
Updated... :innocent:


But a message from our favourite police officer - They will be targeting the ATNR again.

But for the record, He was actually very fair and reasonable last night, I even had a laugh with him and he escorted me to dairy flat.

The offense itself (on my most sedate, slow and sensible ATNR in 1 1/2 years):

After 'cowcop' I was behind a cage, I overtook him. At the same time noticed a marked car parked in a drive on the left. Checked my mirrors... indicator on.... then disco lights.

I had overtaken a car at 134 on double yellows, in the wet, riding a thou on a 6R, and also taking a pillion.

Although there was plenty of clear road to safely overtake (even in the wet) I had to break the speed limit to do so. I was very lucky to not get a dangerous driving charge.

Of course I was on 165 demerits and my license was yet to be taken - so the officer kindly relieved me of it.

The fines are a bitch though - for the actual offence itself - $150. fair enough.
For riding a thou with a pillion on a restricted - $800.
Something is wrong with the fines system methinks... :duh:

So I guess we will see you on the ATNR next Thursday then aye.

Cr1MiNaL
15th February 2008, 17:00
Updated... :innocent:


But a message from our favourite police officer - They will be targeting the ATNR again.

But for the record, He was actually very fair and reasonable last night, I even had a laugh with him and he escorted me to dairy flat.

The offense itself (on my most sedate, slow and sensible ATNR in 1 1/2 years):

After 'cowcop' I was behind a cage, I overtook him. At the same time noticed a marked car parked in a drive on the left. Checked my mirrors... indicator on.... then disco lights.

I had overtaken a car at 134 on double yellows, in the wet, riding a thou on a 6R, and also taking a pillion.

Although there was plenty of clear road to safely overtake (even in the wet) I had to break the speed limit to do so. I was very lucky to not get a dangerous driving charge.

Of course I was on 165 demerits and my license was yet to be taken - so the officer kindly relieved me of it.

The fines are a bitch though - for the actual offence itself - $150. fair enough.
For riding a thou with a pillion on a restricted - $800.
Something is wrong with the fines system methinks... :duh:

ginger again? even cops dont respect that man.:zzzz:

Chocky
15th February 2008, 21:53
this is weird?? every time I don't make it to the ride shit happens! O.K so last week we had a minor bin but I missed the first ride of the year (10/1/8 unofficial), and someone is snapped at 165. Before that I missed the last ride of 07 and there was a multiple bin. 5-6 weeks before I was on every ride and NOTHING not even any plod! come to think of it, I have never seen any plod on any of the rides I'v been on.
maybe it's the name? when I'm on the ride I'm the only shit that happens? or maybe I'm just good luck? you can all come up to me and give me a stroke before the ride if you want :chase:

NinjaNanna
16th February 2008, 15:39
No ride this week guys, but there might be people who wanna still ride:niceone:


So QKCHK did he put out??? Being Valantine's and all

Qkkid
17th February 2008, 20:20
So QKCHK did he put out??? Being Valantine's and all

:girlfight: Behave bucko:whistle:
:bleh:I rode the wifee instead of ze bike:hug:
What about Nanna did ya :wari::buggerd: the missus;)

skidMark
17th February 2008, 22:48
Updated... :innocent:


But a message from our favourite police officer - They will be targeting the ATNR again.

But for the record, He was actually very fair and reasonable last night, I even had a laugh with him and he escorted me to dairy flat.

The offense itself (on my most sedate, slow and sensible ATNR in 1 1/2 years):

After 'cowcop' I was behind a cage, I overtook him. At the same time noticed a marked car parked in a drive on the left. Checked my mirrors... indicator on.... then disco lights.

I had overtaken a car at 134 on double yellows, in the wet, riding a thou on a 6R, and also taking a pillion.

Although there was plenty of clear road to safely overtake (even in the wet) I had to break the speed limit to do so. I was very lucky to not get a dangerous driving charge.

Of course I was on 165 demerits and my license was yet to be taken - so the officer kindly relieved me of it.

The fines are a bitch though - for the actual offence itself - $150. fair enough.
For riding a thou with a pillion on a restricted - $800.
Something is wrong with the fines system methinks... :duh:


And they say i'm nuts...

bad petey!:spanking:

lol meh shit happens bro...

I gotta be a good boy....2 more offences and i'm biting the pillow.

skidMark
17th February 2008, 22:56
:girlfight: Behave bucko:whistle:
:bleh:I rode the wifee instead of ze bike:hug:
What about Nanna did ya :wari::buggerd: the missus;)


Yeah except QKCHK was the pitcher.

NinjaNanna
18th February 2008, 10:28
:girlfight: Behave bucko:whistle:
:bleh:I rode the wifee instead of ze bike:hug:
What about Nanna did ya :wari::buggerd: the missus;)

No Bro - I lucked out, didn't get back from Aussie (work trip) until 2am friday morning and by that time she was too tired :angry2: the cheek of it, 2 days away and you'd think she'd be good to go.

ManDownUnder
18th February 2008, 12:45
I have $10 that says someone else loses their license before 1/2/08. Anyone want to take me up on it?




...and there's another $20 that says we can't make it through Feb...



Friendly cages gave us a hint of what was ahead (flashing headlights) & first plod was seen just afore SH16. Noted speed limit in Waitoki is now only 50kmh, then Morcs came to grief just out of town:Police::doh:



... *sigh*.... it's like it was pre-ordained ...

n0regret5
19th February 2008, 21:58
next time i'm in auckland, i wanna see that z1300!!

skidMark
19th February 2008, 22:07
next time i'm in auckland, i wanna see that z1300!!


Yeah, it's a bloodey jaw dropper. :love:

classic zed
19th February 2008, 22:32
next time i'm in auckland, i wanna see that z1300!!

It will be there, barring an act of god or the wife.


better find that chrome polish and give the old girl a going over :scooter:

skidMark
19th February 2008, 22:38
It will be there, barring an act of god or the wife.


better find that chrome polish and give the old girl a going over :scooter:

theres more bits to polish on your z1300 than a harley.

what the value of your bike in that condition (not that you will ever sell it after the man hours put in)

Qkchk
20th February 2008, 09:10
It will be there, barring an act of god or the wife.


better find that chrome polish and give the old girl a going over :scooter:

Dont make it look to shiney or Qkkid will be too busy looking at his reflection!

ManDownUnder
20th February 2008, 09:12
Dont make it look to shiney or Qkkid will be too busy looking at his reflection!

Fark - Noel better stop polishing that bald spot then...

Qkchk
20th February 2008, 12:14
Fark - Noel better stop polishing that bald spot then...

What are you trying to say?

ArcherWC
20th February 2008, 14:00
Well you are all safe from me now, no more dodgy passing, the R1 is now a track only bike. see yas around sometime (pub, party, track etc)

ManDownUnder
20th February 2008, 14:21
Well you are all safe from me now, no more dodgy passing, the R1 is now a track only bike. see yas around sometime (pub, party, track etc)

The RF's off limits bro - you're not ready for all that power...

Chocky
20th February 2008, 15:51
It will be there, barring an act of god or the wife.


better find that chrome polish and give the old girl a going over :scooter:

I will refrain from making any silly coment about if you meant the bike or the wife.........on second thoughts; :devil2: does she mind being called 'the old girl'?

skidMark
20th February 2008, 16:23
Well you are all safe from me now, no more dodgy passing, the R1 is now a track only bike. see yas around sometime (pub, party, track etc)

Does this mean ya totalled the zx6r at the track?

ArcherWC
20th February 2008, 17:16
Does this mean ya totalled the zx6r at the track?
Nope, that is in the garage, it just means I want more power on the track, and road riding is pretty much boring poo these days

Qkchk
20th February 2008, 20:43
Does this mean ya totalled the zx6r at the track?


Nope, that is in the garage, it just means I want more power on the track, and road riding is pretty much boring poo these days

What he is trying to say Mark it that he is going through a Mid-life Crisis now and doesnt want to hang with us Nana's.

ArcherWC
20th February 2008, 20:51
What he is trying to say Mark it that he is going through a Mid-life Crisis now and doesnt want to hang with us Nana's.
yep, not quite to the VFR stage yet though.

and your right MDU, faaaar too much power for me

Morcs
21st February 2008, 09:52
Which pub are y'all going to tonight?

Isnt it Eds bday thingy at the speights tonight?

He was meant to turn up last week to give out invites, of course everyone piked...

skidMark
21st February 2008, 10:16
Anybody taking the car tonight and wanna chuck me a lift from st johns (glen innes pretty much)

Not too keen on pillioning with somebody who i don't know.

(pete, you still coming saturday?)

classic zed
21st February 2008, 13:30
I will refrain from making any silly coment about if you meant the bike or the wife.........on second thoughts; :devil2: does she mind being called 'the old girl'?

She has been called a lot worse than that, but all in fun of course:devil2:

classic zed
21st February 2008, 13:36
Dont make it look to shiney or Qkkid will be too busy looking at his reflection!

ah so thats why he didnt want to give it back last time he rode it .... it all makes sense now:laugh:

Pumba
21st February 2008, 14:36
So who will be comming for a ride with me tonight instead of talking shit on here?

gunnyrob
21st February 2008, 14:38
Sorry, dude, am working tonight.

Chocky
21st February 2008, 15:34
I'll be there

TOTO
21st February 2008, 16:12
I'll may come for a pootle :)

FROSTY
21st February 2008, 17:03
borrowed bike-missus busy in kitchen--sneaking out to gargre hopin she doesnt notice :2thumbsup

TOTO
21st February 2008, 17:16
damn rain ...:crybaby:

skidMark
21st February 2008, 18:08
borrowed bike-missus busy in kitchen--sneaking out to gargre hopin she doesnt notice :2thumbsup

Don't sneak just say your going to the garage to tinker...then get all ya gear on.....then open garage door with bike running and bwaehhhh! lol

Chocky
22nd February 2008, 07:58
awsum ride last night! I dont think I'v been sidways that fast before (pucker factor 7.5) I think all 18 of us had at least 1 'moment' if not 17 lol
but nobody bined! :2thumbsup

ManDownUnder
22nd February 2008, 08:02
but nobody bined! :2thumbsup

You sure you were on a KB ride?

LOL Glad to hear it. I'll be there next week I hope. Last night had too much going against. (And it was wet... riding in the wet is yukky...)

Morcs
22nd February 2008, 11:36
Well I had a good night...

:D

FROSTY
22nd February 2008, 12:07
First ATNR for me for ages.
The Karma was bad right from the start. Picked up a loan bike at 6.30--tyres half flat and bike haddn't been ridden in over 12 months.
Never ridden this bike so hmmm
Air in tyres helped a bit. Fresh gas in tank got rid of the flat as a pancake feeling in the engine.
Helmet visor rattling like 1000 bastards -then realised I'd fitted the spare visor from my race shoei--4mm longer each side -sheesh
first couple of K's was fine then the misty rain came down. Crack the throttle open a fraction and the back wheels doing 30km/h faster than the front--ohh joy.
10 km into the ride trying to get to grips with the bike I get to a single lane bridge. Aproaching from the other way is a cage. He slows -Im thinking -cool he's giving way to me -Im committed to going on the bridge but er No he wasn't giving way to me -Think skinny frosty--VERY skinny
We passed one another fuck knows how.
-BTW--Cage had right of way --I fucked up not him/her.
5 minutes later I thought fuck this Im just not game to carry on-and my wrist hurts like buggery --I was ready to turn back
Stopped and waited for Cherlie to go through- then though --ahh fuggit --and carried on anyhoo
rest of the ride was uneventfull thank gosh

forkoil
22nd February 2008, 12:30
First ATNR for me ever, though knew alot of ppl from the Northern Exposure tour last anniversary weekend. Good fun, misty rain was a prick, but still lots of fun, there was a ute coming the other way towards the end of Gt Nth Rd at the bottom of the uphill twisties at the Peak Rd intersection. Anyway I see him start to go sideways on his right hander just as he is approaching me and in that split second knew I was OK cos he was turning inwards towards his road side, but Hinny (Keith) was behind me, I look in mirror to see the ute take to the dirt beside the road on his side, shit flying all over, and everyone safe. But talked to another guy at Dairy Flat who said the ute came back on the road ending up sideways straddling his lane, the guy had a very sphincter moment as visions of an overtaking car ends up in his side of the road. Good thrash up the uphill twisties on Albany hill was enjoyed by all.
Night ended at the Africa pub (used to be called brick something) and apart from good yack to all, highlight was a blondie lying topless on the next table with salt in her belly button, shot of tequila between titties and slice of lemon in her mouth, and a guy straddling her consuming each in turn!! Think I may make the ATNR a regular for me :cool:

TOTO
22nd February 2008, 13:03
a blondie ... topless ... salt in her belly button, ... tequila between titties ... slice of lemon in her mouth, and a guy straddling her consuming each in turn!! :cool:

Sound like a wet dream. Was that for real or you made that part up ?

I'll get the Gf to try that...:msn-wink:

forkoil
22nd February 2008, 13:11
Sound like a wet dream. Was that for real or you made that part up ?

I'll get the Gf to try that...:msn-wink:
Yep, for real, and tell me which night the gf does it and I'll be there :cool:

Macktheknife
22nd February 2008, 13:18
Well I had a good night...

:D

Yes didn't you.......
So will those photo's be appearing anytime soon Pete?

Toto, yes it was real, I saw it myself. And the guy who did likewise, while a young woman licked salt from his half naked body, sucked tequila from him, and then swallowed half his face while trying to get to the lemon.
Then there was the other woman, that nature had 'blessed' considerably, I reckon the shot glass could have got lost in that cleavage!

Xile
22nd February 2008, 13:26
Sure it was Bar Africa???? lol
Sounds more like some kinda bar somewhere on the dirty auckland lol

PS: so you back Mack? awesome!!! :D

TOTO
22nd February 2008, 13:35
Yep, for real, and tell me which night the gf does it and I'll be there :cool:

Haha you wish :p

TOTO
22nd February 2008, 13:37
Yes didn't you.......
So will those photo's be appearing anytime soon Pete?

Toto, yes it was real, I saw it myself. And the guy who did likewise, while a young woman licked salt from his half naked body, sucked tequila from him, and then swallowed half his face while trying to get to the lemon.
Then there was the other woman, that nature had 'blessed' considerably, I reckon the shot glass could have got lost in that cleavage!

Now that bar is Exotic man :yes:

Chocky
22nd February 2008, 14:54
and besides which 'Chocky' was on the ride so no cops no crashes! that shit only happens when I'm not there :msn-wink:

Pumba
22nd February 2008, 15:40
and besides which 'Chocky' was on the ride so no cops no crashes! that shit only happens when I'm not there :msn-wink:

Yes your no cops no crashes Karma was being offset by my "Ride leader with the worst ratio of ride leader to people ending up walking home" Karma.

For the record I am 4 leads to 4 licence losses now :Punk:

Revit
22nd February 2008, 18:21
A good ride last night.
Can't work out if Forkoil was quicker going up Albany hill or trying to get to the blonde in the pub!
Took three of us to hold him down if I remember

BIGBOSSMAN
22nd February 2008, 19:08
hypocrite

Main Entry:
hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation:
\ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date:
13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective

Perhaps his Mummy & Daddy should have considered this...

contraception

Main Entry:
con·tra·cep·tion
Pronunciation:
\ˌkän-trə-ˈsep-shən\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
contra- + conception
Date:
1886
: deliberate prevention of conception or impregnation
— con·tra·cep·tive \-ˈsep-tiv\ adjective or noun

Mom
22nd February 2008, 19:10
SM

STOP IT!

+1

nodrog
22nd February 2008, 19:17
Perhaps his Mummy & Daddy should have considered this...

contraception



is it too late for abortion?

BIGBOSSMAN
22nd February 2008, 19:25
is it too late for abortion?

Yip, it's too late. Once the screaming starts it's considered murder:baby:

nodrog
22nd February 2008, 19:27
Yip, it's too late. Once the screaming starts it's considered murder:baby:

bummer, what the fark am i going to do with this coathanger now?

forkoil
22nd February 2008, 20:11
A good ride last night.
Can't work out if Forkoil was quicker going up Albany hill or trying to get to the blonde in the pub!
Took three of us to hold him down if I remember
Hey hey Neil, break it down. Albany hill uphills are always alot of fun, the blonde I only saw from a distance:mellow: Maybe your restraint was due to presence of a certain other arf?

Mom
22nd February 2008, 20:24
By God, I almost swallowed my tongue when I saw this.


That is the BIGGEST pot sentance I have EVER seen

As in kettle black??

ArcherWC
22nd February 2008, 20:31
As in kettle black??
Yep....... or he was on Pot, either way

westie
22nd February 2008, 20:53
Yep....... or he was on Pot, either way

Dont bad mouth pot. It never did anything wrong ...in this instance:cool:

Sounds like the atnr is fun like always. Would come riding but i'm too lame.
Next week for sure.

Just a thought, but maybe re route down past skiddys place. What do ya reckon quikkys??????

chanceyy
22nd February 2008, 21:57
Hi guys

this is a moderator warning, no abuse will be tolerated, keep it on topic .. & if SM offends you please take the option of using the ignore function. Thats wot its there for .. :niceone::msn-wink:


Edit: to ignore a user click on their profile, add to ignore list .. you will not see any further posts from that individual unless someone quotes them ..

Chocky
23rd February 2008, 00:36
Hi guys

this is a moderator warning, no abuse will be tolerated, keep it on topic .. & if SM offends you please take the option of using the ignore function. Thats wot its there for .. :niceone::msn-wink:

will doing this prevent me from seeing his posts? if so please tell me how?

skidMark
23rd February 2008, 00:38
will doing this prevent me from seeing his posts? if so please tell me how?

Click my name then select "Add to ignore list".

Happy trails.

chanceyy
23rd February 2008, 06:45
will doing this prevent me from seeing his posts? if so please tell me how?

I have edited my original post with this info :)

Morcs
23rd February 2008, 09:41
Yes didn't you.......
So will those photo's be appearing anytime soon Pete?

Toto, yes it was real, I saw it myself. And the guy who did likewise, while a young woman licked salt from his half naked body, sucked tequila from him, and then swallowed half his face while trying to get to the lemon.
Then there was the other woman, that nature had 'blessed' considerably, I reckon the shot glass could have got lost in that cleavage!

You'll have to ask Julian...

Chocky
23rd February 2008, 10:11
You'll have to ask Julian...

Julian???? who is????....where is???? please please please
the two ladies in question were compairing tattoo's when I left
and I did think about sticking around but I had already had 3 drinks

Morcs
23rd February 2008, 15:27
Julian???? who is????....where is???? please please please
the two ladies in question were compairing tattoo's when I left
and I did think about sticking around but I had already had 3 drinks

Well I have the phone number of the nice one... ;)

forkoil
23rd February 2008, 17:18
The nice one being the "smaller" of the two?

Cr1MiNaL
23rd February 2008, 18:42
what a bunch of knobs, did anyone get her number?

Morcs
24th February 2008, 05:36
The nice one being the "smaller" of the two?
Yes


what a bunch of knobs, did anyone get her number?
And yes.

:P

forkoil
24th February 2008, 11:34
Yes


And yes.

:P
Bustard :weep: make sure you dont get the :clap:

Fatjim
24th February 2008, 17:09
Well it's funny.

Every week or 2 somebody gets done somebody crashes etc.

I've done the ride enough times to know what goes on.

Whatever, when somebody gets seriously injured on this ride i'm gunna say told ya so.

I just see no point in somebody getting injured because they wouldn't listen.

since the atnr started what has thier been?

roughly 40-50 crashes? and about 30 lost licenses.

good stats aye, your all good people but seriously, cops are all over it and they are not going to backoff. so why keep it going.

It's like PICK ME.

SM



Is this true?

Qkkid
24th February 2008, 17:20
Is this true?

We are over it mate its best left alone. We have had up to 63 bikes and on average 35+ on a ATNR night you do the calculations over 3 and a half years people need to get real neither myself or my wife QKCHK have ever got a ticket or had a binn on this event. Take note we are leader riders on this event so you make up your own mind??? the numbers speak volume at how good and organised this event is run.:zzzz::zzzz::zzzz:

Chocky
24th February 2008, 17:27
We are over it mate its best left alone. We have had up to 63 bikes and on average 35+ on a ATNR night you do the calculations over 3 and a half years people need to get real neither myself or my wife QKCHK have ever got a ticket or had a binn on this event. Take note we are leader riders on this event so you make up your own mind??? the numbers speak volume at how good and organised this event is run.:zzzz::zzzz::zzzz:

+1 :niceone: just wot I was thinking

Fatjim
24th February 2008, 17:31
We are over it mate its best left alone. We have had up to 63 bikes and on average 35+ on a ATNR night you do the calculations over 3 and a half years people need to get real neither myself or my wife QKCHK have ever got a ticket or had a binn on this event. Take note we are leader riders on this event so you make up your own mind??? the numbers speak volume at how good and organised this event is run.:zzzz::zzzz::zzzz:

Cool. Sounds a lot like our Wednesday night ride.

sAsLEX
24th February 2008, 17:43
what a bunch of knobs, did anyone get her number?

number?


Did anyone get a cooked breakfast?

SixPackBack
24th February 2008, 17:47
number?


Did anyone get a cooked breakfast?

Or scramble her eggs?

westie
24th February 2008, 18:40
Hey!

What are we doing this thursday? I'm real keen to come along. Fun times, good people and.....:apint:

Have to replace fork seals first though.

Fatjim
24th February 2008, 18:43
Don't, whatever ou do, put them in USD!

Pumba
24th February 2008, 20:20
Hey!
What are we doing this thursday? I'm real keen to come along. Fun times, good people and.....:apint:

Same shit differnet week, so no doubt a group of riders will meet at westgate, stop for a half time shit talk at dairy flat, finish up at the bar to talk more shit and have a few:drinkup:

Surely you know the story by now westie:confused:

westie
24th February 2008, 20:44
Same shit differnet week, so no doubt a group of riders will meet at westgate, stop for a half time shit talk at dairy flat, finish up at the bar to talk more shit and have a few:drinkup:

Surely you know the story by now westie:confused:

I'm not sure, come again?
:doobey:

hedgier1
26th February 2008, 18:58
qkkid and qkchk do a stand up job of atnr. its just a few people who cant control themselves that get in the shit. losing licenses is your own fault. no one tells you to speed. same with crashing. anyways. have a great ride this thursday.

big ups for the qikkie's

Morcs
26th February 2008, 19:16
Get your shit together and get up here Mike.

:eek:

Morcs
26th February 2008, 19:17
Ill be at the pub 7:30 ish this week, so ill get my food and drink ordered before the rabble turns up.

FROSTY
26th February 2008, 21:25
might make it on my new
'beast

NinjaNanna
26th February 2008, 21:38
might make it on my new
'beast

so now you really "think skinny" - skinny wallet I'm thinking

FROSTY
26th February 2008, 21:41
so now you really "think skinny" - skinny wallet I'm thinking
Ohh no---diddnt buy that thing--GS500e -1989 or summat like that

skidMark
26th February 2008, 21:41
Is this true?

Yes and the ATNR has not been going for 3 1/2 years

Ive only been riding since mid 05 and the ATNR didn't begin until sometime around mid 06 i'm pretty sure.

i cant be arsed digging through all the posts saying ...."i binned".... "i got done"

I never meant to offend steve and dawn, they do a top job putting it on, and for some it's great, but so many people get busted, i mean how thick do you have to be to still do dumb shit on a ride that is the most well known for being cop infested, the police themselves have said they will always be there!

steve and dawn say it every week before the ride sets off yet people continually get done, it's like riding into a trap.

I just don't see the logic. All i meant was maybe just have the pub at the end, the ride gets too much cop attention.

jrandom
26th February 2008, 21:42
Ehhhh, some of us are riding down to Toe Paw for MotoTT on Friday, no ATNR for me this week auw.

:weep:

Morcs
26th February 2008, 21:48
Ehhhh, some of us are riding down to Toe Paw for MotoTT on Friday, no ATNR for me this week auw.

:weep:

So you coming the pub?

jrandom
26th February 2008, 21:53
So you coming the pub?

No, sorry, wasn't clear then, what I mean is, MotoTT's on Friday, I'm riding down on Thursday night after work.

Typed in a hurry, etc.

When's the TL going to be sorted then?

Fatjim
26th February 2008, 22:00
Yes and the ATNR has not been going for 3 1/2 years

Ive only been riding since mid 05 and the ATNR didn't begin until sometime around mid 06 i'm pretty sure.

i cant be arsed digging through all the posts saying ...."i binned".... "i got done"

I never meant to offend steve and dawn, they do a top job putting it on, and for some it's great, but so many people get busted, i mean how thick do you have to be to still do dumb shit on a ride that is the most well known for being cop infested, the police themselves have said they will always be there!

steve and dawn say it every week before the ride sets off yet people continually get done, it's like riding into a trap.

I just don't see the logic. All i meant was maybe just have the pub at the end, the ride gets too much cop attention.

We don't seem to have this problem on the Wednesday night ride down here. I guess they go a bit quick for the po po from these parts. Actually
they don't usually decide where they're going till just before leaving. Keeps them guessing.

skidMark
26th February 2008, 23:04
We don't seem to have this problem on the Wednesday night ride down here. I guess they go a bit quick for the po po from these parts. Actually
they don't usually decide where they're going till just before leaving. Keeps them guessing.

Yeah, where as ATNR is prettymuch same route every week, cops just use the road they always use ie waitoki etc.

if they altered it every week completely they would be sorted, but they only change some of it, some parts never change, thus the cops sit there.

Morcs
27th February 2008, 06:11
No, sorry, wasn't clear then, what I mean is, MotoTT's on Friday, I'm riding down on Thursday night after work.

Typed in a hurry, etc.

When's the TL going to be sorted then?

When it gets brakes :D

Incidently which is being done on thursday.

Devil
27th February 2008, 07:16
Yeah, where as ATNR is prettymuch same route every week, cops just use the road they always use ie waitoki etc.

if they altered it every week completely they would be sorted, but they only change some of it, some parts never change, thus the cops sit there.

Or people could just ride within the law. It's a social cruise, with a meet at the end. Pick another night for hooning.

ManDownUnder
27th February 2008, 12:44
Or people could just ride within the law. It's a social cruise, with a meet at the end. Pick another night for hooning.

... just to confirm we're all on the same page here... you are talking about the Auckland Thursday Night Ride... right? It's actually a Traffic Cop training exercise where newbies can get the hang of radars, writing tickets, taking licenses and imounding vehicles.

ArcherWC
27th February 2008, 14:10
Hopefully see yas at the pub tommorow

Pumba
28th February 2008, 12:04
Ill be at the pub 7:30 ish this week, so ill get my food and drink ordered before the rabble turns up.

Wont be on the ride this week but may make it to to the pub anyway.

ManDownUnder
28th February 2008, 12:16
Will be there and I hope the pack can keep up this time...

Can I suggest a new role too - we have the tour leader... we have tail end charlie... we need the mine sweeper too... someone to go as fast as they can over the course then ring tour leader from their cell with a report of where they got busted...

FROSTY
28th February 2008, 12:20
Will be there and I hope the pack can keep up this time...

Can I suggest a new role too - we have the tour leader... we have tail end charlie... we need the mine sweeper too... someone to go as fast as they can over the course then ring tour leader from their cell with a report of where they got busted...
I pick er um YOU

ArcherWC
28th February 2008, 12:26
I pick er um YOU
I agree cause Frosty/Dawn/Steve are tooooo slow


Maybe Maha Man would be a good choice

ManDownUnder
28th February 2008, 12:31
I pick er um YOU

Na - it has to be someone that doesn't mind bumsex and has nothing to lose... suggestions?

FROSTY
28th February 2008, 14:01
No I will not EVER lend skiddie undies my bike to do rekkie

Pumba
28th February 2008, 16:04
Na - it has to be someone that doesn't mind bumsex and has nothing to lose... suggestions?

That sounds like a good role for Morcs till he gets his licence back:doh:

Chocky
28th February 2008, 16:53
That sounds like a good role for Morcs till he gets his licence back:doh:

thats not such a bad idea! :rolleyes: someone with no licence who is good enugh to get away from Mr plod after thay have lured them off the route :devil2:

Cr1MiNaL
28th February 2008, 17:19
Ill come along tonight... off to get my rock on !

Morcs
28th February 2008, 17:34
Will be there and I hope the pack can keep up this time...

Can I suggest a new role too - we have the tour leader... we have tail end charlie... we need the mine sweeper too... someone to go as fast as they can over the course then ring tour leader from their cell with a report of where they got busted...


That sounds like a good role for Morcs till he gets his licence back:doh:

Yeah that was my role. I was forced to resign under erm extrenuating circumstances...

sAsLEX
28th February 2008, 20:36
Ill come along tonight... off to get my rock on !

You need some new shoes, black bike black leathers WHITE SHOES?

Cr1MiNaL
28th February 2008, 20:45
You need some new shoes, black bike black leathers WHITE SHOES?

Is that what ud tell Sam Smith too if u saw him :mellow:

I didnt get an R6 to blend in either ;) rock on

skidMark
28th February 2008, 20:52
Or people could just ride within the law. It's a social cruise, with a meet at the end. Pick another night for hooning.


Yeah well i said that before and got shot down in flames.

skidMark
28th February 2008, 20:56
Is that what ud tell Sam Smith too if u saw him :mellow:

I didnt get an R6 to blend in either ;) rock on


Not blend on the r6....

Dude...

Your bleck, your bike is t3h bleck ow, your gear is all t3h bleck, and your riding at night.

the only reason we know you are there is because of your loud zorst!:bleh:

Cr1MiNaL
28th February 2008, 21:23
Not blend on the r6....

Dude...

Your bleck, your bike is t3h bleck ow, your gear is all t3h bleck, and your riding at night.

the only reason we know you are there is because of your loud zorst!:bleh:

and my boots... theres an old saying, when u can see schnappy she can see you... when you cant see schnappy shes about to pass you on one wheel :beer:

FROSTY
28th February 2008, 21:35
Well I had a friggin ball tonight--plenty of riders. I did TEC because I had Jorja with me as a virgin ATNRer.
Thoughroughly enjoyed myself on the mighty GS500 taking corners at the legal speed.
Bloody good crowd and from what I saw very little hoonish activity.
Only downer was the point men who diddn't meaning one rider is on his way to wellsford still.
First stop and Jorja moved into the crowd so I had some fun playing catchup.
Um doofus of the night award--hmm- mr outa gas in the middle of nowhere :whistle:

Cr1MiNaL
28th February 2008, 21:43
Well I had a friggin ball tonight--plenty of riders. I did TEC because I had Jorja with me as a virgin ATNRer.
Thoughroughly enjoyed myself on the mighty GS500 taking corners at the legal speed.
Bloody good crowd and from what I saw very little hoonish activity.
Only downer was the point men who diddn't meaning one rider is on his way to wellsford still.
First stop and Jorja moved into the crowd so I had some fun playing catchup.
Um doofus of the night award--hmm- mr outa gas in the middle of nowhere :whistle:

When I stopped on the grass just before the gravel patch towards the end it was day, when Tec- frosty came through it was night. :rockon:

FROSTY
28th February 2008, 21:48
When I stopped on the grass just before the gravel patch towards the end it was day, when Tec- frosty came through it was night. :rockon:
Yea I stopped for mr outa gas. A kindly homeowner gave him some lawnmower gas

Nagash
28th February 2008, 22:02
Yea I stopped for mr outa gas. A kindly homeowner gave him some lawnmower gas

*Ahem* Name and shame?

BIGBOSSMAN
28th February 2008, 22:36
You need some new shoes, black bike black leathers WHITE SHOES?

Hmmm, I've seen that before...

Chocky
29th February 2008, 05:43
Hmmm, I've seen that before...

ARRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! get it off GET IT OFF!!!!!!! my eyes! my eyes!:buggerd:

arj127
29th February 2008, 05:53
yeah, great ride. Thanx QKCHK etc.