ATNR (Auckland Thursday night ride) - Discussion thread

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Arse. The bike is ready to pick up at Mt Eden M/C, but my friendly rider-transporting buddy is too tied up to drop me off.
Nice night too, I was looking forward to it!! :buggerd:

[Chocky]

do you just need a lift from ????? to Mt E

[BIGBOSSMAN]

do you just need a lift from ????? to Mt E

Yeah, Massey (just down the road from Shell Westgate) to Mt Eden. So close, but yet so.................far!

[Chocky]

is there time I can get there in 20

[Qkchk]

Weather is sweet up in Albany, see you turkeys @ Westgate 6.30pm! :chase:

[Gubb]

Somewhat of a disaster for me.

Got to Shell all good, and spent a fair bit of time ogling the hardware, particularly the lovely Speed Four. Listened intently at the briefing, and set off towards the front, I figured that everyone would pass me anyway, so at least this way I can stick left and hopefully end up at the destination at a reasonable hour.

All well and good, got left for dust as expected, and had a few cornering issues, took one right-hander too wide, and ended up on the left shoulder where the tarmac turns to gravel, and got a little shaky, as I had a bad case of target-fixation going on. Straightened up OK, and thought that there is no point in even attempting to keep up, so I slowed down a little to a pace that I was more comfortable with, and started enjoying the roads.

Got passed by another group, and ended up all on my lonesome. Made a couple of turns, where the 'marshal' was standing, and saw no bikes in sight in front, or behind.

Fair enough I thought, i'm ahead of the tail party, but behind the barn-stormers. Ended up going on for quite a while with no action going on. I hadn't seen any corners that I was supposed to take, so I figured to just keep heading straight ahead. Eventually, I came to a T-intersection, with no 'marshal'.

Bugger. I'm lost. And in Wellsford.

Obviously missed a turn somewhere, and just kept going north. Stopped, texted Pancakes to let him know I wasn't face down in a ditch somewhere, and proceeded to travel the 80-odd Kays back to Auckland on SH1. Phenomenally boring. Got home at 9pm on the dot.

Next week, I intend to stay at the rear-party, always in view of the tail-end Charlie.

Cool meeting some of you guys, and cheers for showing me a few new cool roads. Look forward to joining you on the final one for the year next week.

[Disco Dan]

Cruised by the pub after work but no action... geesh you lot pike out early... :Pokey:

[skidMark]

Cruised by the pub after work but no action... geesh you lot pike out early... :Pokey:


no you just get so lost that your leave work on thusday and don't arrive until the following tuesday night.

i seriously do not think they make a gps that could help you dan.

"Turn left 100m"

"Wot"

"Perform u turn where safe"

"But you said it was in 100m you stupid women"

"U-turn U-turn - you have missed the turnoff"

"bloodey hunk of junk, should warn me sooner when i'm doing 300kph strapped to a cruise missile"

:shutup:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Big thanks and ups to Chocky (Jason) who helped me out yesterday - I was resigned to watching crap on telly last night (bike at Mt Eden M/C, no way of getting in to pick it up) when he pm'd me and picked me up. Had a great ride and a few laughs afterwards.
I owe you a beer buddy!

[more_fasterer]

LOL @ Skiddy

Well that was a good way to lose my ATNR virginity... no crashes, :Police: involvement or scary moments and I got to discover some of the nifty back roads around dairy flat.

Was also good to put faces to names. Cheers :apint:

[NinjaNanna]

Somewhat of a disaster for me.

Got passed by another group, and ended up all on my lonesome. Made a couple of turns, where the 'marshal' was standing, and saw no bikes in sight in front, or behind.

Fair enough I thought, i'm ahead of the tail party, but behind the barn-stormers. Ended up going on for quite a while with no action going on. I hadn't seen any corners that I was supposed to take, so I figured to just keep heading straight ahead. Eventually, I came to a T-intersection, with no 'marshal'.

Bugger. I'm lost. And in Wellsford.

Obviously missed a turn somewhere, and just kept going north.

Sorry but you've just been claimed by the Infamous Kaukapakapa Turn Off. After turning right at the Church you go round a left hand bend then immediately need to make a right turn.

If you aren't used to this part it is easy to be concentrating on fanging it around the corner and totally miss the guy parked up on the corner.

Perhaps it should be included in the briefing that if you get to Kaukapakapa you've missed the turn.

Oh well sounds like you had a good night regardless

See you out there.

NN

[ArcherWC]

I wont be at the last one next week.... So have a great Christmas and I will see some of yas at Noel's New Years bash..

Keep the right side up and go hard

[Disco Dan]

no you just get so lost that your leave work on thusday and don't arrive until the following tuesday night.

i seriously do not think they make a gps that could help you dan.

"Turn left 100m"

"Wot"

"Perform u turn where safe"

"But you said it was in 100m you stupid women"

"U-turn U-turn - you have missed the turnoff"

"bloodey hunk of junk, should warn me sooner when i'm doing 300kph strapped to a cruise missile"

:shutup:

"hey look its a roundabout... better apply the brakes a little... theres no brakes! Disco!!! You sold me a car with no brakes!!!!"

"Yes I did mark.... Yes I did"

[skidMark]

"hey look its a roundabout... better apply the brakes a little... theres no brakes! Disco!!! You sold me a car with no brakes!!!!"

"Yes I did mark.... Yes I did"


thats why the brake line was split eh bro? LOL

all good....
you on back of your old 600 with me at the controls....in a industrial part of panmure,

Disco...."what speed did you just take that corner at"

skidMark...."i dunno lets do it again and find out"

bike......BWAEHHHHHH

skidMark......"55 mph"

Disco....***looking pale***

:D

[Pancakes]

I feel so bad Hubba! Sorry the first one turned out like that for ya. Good you got gas tho eh! See ya next week I hope!

[Gubb]

No worries, had a good ride anyway. Was cool finding some sweet new roads, even if it was slightly further than I expected.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to meet next week, I fly back to Welly on Friday morning, and don't return until Sunday.

Will be a definite starter for next year though.

:niceone:

[Qkchk]

Just a small reminder about next week - The last ATNR for the year will be on FRIDAY night. :banana:


Here is the thread here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=62764)

[Chocky]

Big thanks and ups to Chocky (Jason) who helped me out yesterday - I was resigned to watching crap on telly last night (bike at Mt Eden M/C, no way of getting in to pick it up) when he pm'd me and picked me up. Had a great ride and a few laughs afterwards.
I owe you a beer buddy!

No probs mate I enjoy helping ppl out ( not that I'm turning down a free beer :apint: )
so if there is anybody out there that needs anything I have indoor workspace, a fair amount of tools and 20+ years of tinkering with bikes and cars, give me a PM and I might be able to help :niceone:

[skidMark]

Just a small reminder about next week - The last ATNR for the year will be on FRIDAY night. :banana:


Here is the thread here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=62764)


hangggg on ....doesnt that make it an afnr?

[Qkchk]

So I will put it up here
Its that time of the year again and for the last ride of 2007!

What: A ride up north in the hills, finishing with dinner
When: Friday the 21st December
Where: Shell WESTGATE (end of the North Western Motorway)
Why: Last Ride of the Year!
Time: Meeting there from 6.30pm talk shit and kick tyres then depart @ 7pm
How: On ya bike, stupid!
Pace: Open to all as long as you dont ride snail pace As long as you can comfortably ride 100kph on the open road.

Last ride of the year for the ATNR. Yes it is on a Friday night, I've got a work do on the Thursday so Friday is better for me and hopefully some others(plus you can sleep in next day). Dinner will be up at Walkworth at the Bridgehouse Lodge (in the main street by the river). Same route taken a couple of weeks ago..........

Anyone who cannot come on the ride itself /not keen on riding is still very welcome to join us up there for a social get-together 8.30pm onwards (bring ya cage if ya want....)

The route will be discussed on the night (for obvious reasons ). For those concerned about distance/time the ride will last for approx 1 1/5hr and will be 150 - 200kms round trip. We start at Westgate, have dinner in Walkworth then head back home (sometimes in packs).


IF THERE IS ANY DOUBT ABOUT WEATHER/RIDING CONDITIONS
IT WILL BE POSTED UP ON THE THREAD 5.30PM ON THE DAY OF THE RIDE

[Qkchk]

hangggg on ....doesnt that make it an afnr?

Give the man some letters after his name! :gob:

[Pumba]

Give the man some letters after his name! :gob:

I can think of a few, but no doubt I will end up infracted if I suggest them in open forum.

Should be there on friday, weather and twisted ankle dependant.

[Pancakes]

I was thinking RIP might be coming up once his licence is back but couldn't think of a witty way to write it!

[Qkchk]

No ride tonight - Its on tomorrow (Friday instead)

Whats the bet there will be someone who turns up tonight at Westgate cause they havent checked the thread............. :wacko:

[jrandom]

No ride tonight - Its on tomorrow (Friday instead)

You would have to do it the day before I get my new GSX1400, wouldn't you.

:crybaby:

[more_fasterer]

You mean you can't alter the space-time continuum to have black betty turn up tomorrow (NZDT)? Where's your sense of commitment man??


See youse others at Westgate tomorrow:scooter:

[vifferman]

No ride tonight - Its on tomorrow (Friday instead)

Whats the bet there will be someone who turns up tonight at Westgate cause they havent checked the thread............. :wacko:
Or who can't ride on Friday night, and is hoping there'll be others in the same boat.

[vifferman]

You would have to do it the day before I get my new GSX1400, wouldn't you.

:crybaby:
We all feel very sorry for you.

[Devil]

Unofficial ride tonight for fun.
I'll probably be at westgate. Not gauranteed to be on time, or any time in particular, but we'll see! Maybe even on a green machine. Tune in to find out!

[Devil]

You would have to do it the day before I get my new GSX1400, wouldn't you.

:crybaby:

Hurry up and run it in, i want to steal the keys, haven't ridden one :P

[jrandom]

Hurry up and run it in, i want to steal the keys, haven't ridden one :P

She should be run in and ready for an oil change by the time I get to Wanganui on the 26th. Grab me either there or at the Taupo thingymawhatsit on the following days and we'll get our swingin' hats on and have a motorcycle key party.

:cool:

[Devil]

Taupo it is!, I'll be there on the Friday!
Going to wanganui, then to wellington, then back to Taupo!. Fun and games.

[NinjaNanna]

Hey Matt

If you just want to do a bit of a ride give me a call on 0211 904 281 we could meet up in Albany - I'm really keen to take the new baby for a bit of a run, kinda test the waters before deciding whether to ride it to Wahi tomorrow or my ZX9.

First though I need to get it home and re-attached the sprocket cover that I had fixed today.

Cheers

Shane

[R6_kid]

Anyone heading to the pub at all tonight?

[Qkchk]

Weather looks crap this morning in Jaffaville but it is clearing and the forecast for today is:

Issued by MetService at 03:25am 21-Dec-2007
Northland, Auckland and Coromandel Peninsula
Cloud and isolated showers, clearing south of the Harbour Bridge by midday and fine spells developing.


Weather is supposed to be top-notch till Xmas day..........

[Qkchk]

Weather is improving :sunny: and its going to be warm as tonight because of the cloud cover...........

So who is coming out for ride tonight? :rockon:

[nudedaytona]

I'm keen - I'm a newbie though so don't want to hold any speedfreaks up

[jrandom]

So who is coming out for ride tonight? :rockon:

I'll be heading to Warkworth straight after picking Betty up. What time do you think you guys will be arriving at the pub?

[jrandom]

I'm keen - I'm a newbie though so don't want to hold any speedfreaks up

It's not a crazy-fast ride, and all levels of experience are catered for. Just turn up; you'll be well looked after.

:yes:

[ManDownUnder]

I'll be heading to Warkworth straight after picking Betty up. What time do you think you guys will be arriving at the pub?

... I'm willing to bet it's going to be well after you...

[jrandom]

... I'm willing to bet it's going to be well after you...

I am going to be leaving Huntly with 0km on her odometer, you know, and I would never violate a manufacturer's recommended running-in procedure!

:innocent:

Anyway, I'll be stopping in Albany to plop Stickchick on the pillion seat. My Warkworth ETA is probably 2030 - 2100.

[jrandom]

Actually, scratch that. My bike's just leaving Waiouru, so I won't be departing Huntly until 9pm-ish at best. No Warkworth for me tonight!

I'll have to catch yous fullas in due course at a later date.

:p

[Qkchk]

Actually, scratch that. My bike's just leaving Waiouru, so I won't be departing Huntly until 9pm-ish at best. No Warkworth for me tonight!

I'll have to catch yous fullas in due course at a later date.

:p

Oh thats a real bugger.......

[Pancakes]

Should be there.

[Qkchk]

I'm keen - I'm a newbie though so don't want to hold any speedfreaks up

Dont think you will be holding anyone up on a speed machine like that........

[Qkchk]

The Ride is on tonight!

Still a sprinkle on the Southside of the Bridge but there's blue sky over on the Shore and looks even better up North....


C u turkeys @ Westgate 6.30pm. Remember this is the LAST ride for 2007, the ATNR wont be back til the 17th Jan '08!

[MidnightMike]

Heya jaffa's

I'm heading out West this xmas (as always) so if the weathers alright then I'll ride up.

Just wondering if you guys have any suggestions for good roads out in that direction, ive heard the waitak's are good...

Never been up that way on the gsx so looking foward to it. :devil2:

[Pancakes]

and after sitting down for 2 minutes I realise I'm too tired and cock-eye'd to be on the roads.

Thanks Qk's can't wait for next year! Has been wicked for me to meet up with other normal and semi-normal KB'ers and definatly learn lots watching all your lines. Have a great one everyone!

Going for a BMX before bed I feel.

[Qkkid]

See you turkeys at Westgate:cool: its all go for last ride of the year :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana:

[Maha]

See you turkeys at Westgate:cool: its all go for last ride of the year :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana:

My life in the Gutter Black, i guess im coming back....'Lets hear ya'!!!!.....:msn-wink:

[Unit]

Im a dickhead. I waved out to a big bunch of bikes as I rode through Warkworth about 8.30pm last night, didnt realise it was you lot (but I should have). Would have stopped otherwise. No wonder the Maha's werent home.

[Mom]

See you turkeys at Westgate:cool: its all go for last ride of the year :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana:

Yeah, yeah, whatever! Missed a hug from you last night Mr Stay at home doing chores......LOL

Have a great Xmas mate! Catch up in the new year!

[Qkkid]

:Pokey:But but but ........ it was raining:lol:

[classic zed]

:Pokey:But but but ........ it was raining:lol:

It wasnt raining when I was there :Pokey:

Great to be back on the ride again, now all I need is a faster bike :niceone:

[Cr1MiNaL]

I havent been following as of late but is the ride still on tonight?

[EZAS]

If I leave now .. I wonder if I'll be to late to get there?

[TOTO]

when is the next ride ?

[RM125king]

Yeah when is the next ride?

[gunnyrob]

Why not just organise it? How about usual time & place on Thurs 10 Jan. See you there.:scooter:

[TOTO]

Why not just organise it? How about usual time & place on Thurs 10 Jan. See you there.:scooter:

soo meeting 6:30 shell westgate? sounds good to me. :yes:

[Cr1MiNaL]

depends on how many more r keen.

[gunnyrob]

see you there

[Chocky]

sweet as!!! but at this stage of the holidays it depends if I can find some gas money :spudwhat::no:

[R6_kid]

Yeah when is the next ride?

17th of Jan dude. You back on an R6 again?

[wraith]

Is anyone doing the ATNR this week?

[Pumba]

Most probally, dependent on how much catch up crap I have to do at work this week.

[Qkchk]

Is anyone doing the ATNR this week?

The ATNR is still on holiday till the 17th however it looks like a small group might make a ride for this thursday.

Im enjoying the break............ see you on the 17th.

[Kittyhawk]

Most probally, dependent on how much catch up crap I have to do at work this week.

So sitting there catching up on sleep is it???:oi-grr:

[Pumba]

So sitting there catching up on sleep is it???:oi-grr:

What I do at work is between me and my boss, and the less he knows about my sleeping habits the better.

But it does look good when I am here before him and leave later, even if I am only on KB

[Kittyhawk]

What I do at work is between me and my boss, and the less he knows about my sleeping habits the better.

But it does look good when I am here before him and leave later, even if I am only on KB

I dont want to know what you and your boss get up to with your guys sleeping habbits :lol:

[nodrog]

any of you floppy cucumbers going to the pub tomorrow, or do you need steve and dawn to hold your hand?

[Badger8]

What I do at work is between me and my boss, and the less he knows about my sleeping habits the better.

But it does look good when I am here before him and leave later, even if I am only on KB

Well, maybe if you spent a little more time workin hard (as opposed to hardly workin), the biker gods wouldn't have demoted you to a GN :bleh:

oh crap, hang on, that's my baby... er, i mean upgraded you to that wonderful piece of machinery! :niceone:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

any of you floppy cucumbers going to the pub tomorrow, or do you need steve and dawn to hold your hand?

Damn - floppy cucumber! Never been called that before........,crumbs I may just turn up for a ride. 6.30 at Westgate eh?

[Big Dog]

Short of a major catastrophe I intend to make the most of the summer, rain or shine.

[Morcs]

Might be there too.

[owner]

Might be there 3

[Kittyhawk]

Well, maybe if you spent a little more time workin hard (as opposed to hardly workin), the biker gods wouldn't have demoted you to a GN :bleh:

oh crap, hang on, that's my baby... er, i mean upgraded you to that wonderful piece of machinery! :niceone:

Oi you!! Where's the knee down pic!!!

We'll be picking up Skidmark on the way...you two better play nicely in the back seat...dont make yo mama have herself a spitroast :whistle:

[007XX]

...dont make yo mama have herself a spitroast :whistle:

Oh maaaaan...And there was I, hoping to use my new turkey baster!<_<

*shuffles off, looking for other turkeys...*

[skidMark]

Oh maaaaan...And there was I, hoping to use my new turkey baster!<_<

*shuffles off, looking for other turkeys...*


gobble....


gobble gobble :woohoo:


:done:

see you lot tonight.

if i can be fucked.

[007XX]

gobble....


gobble gobble :woohoo:



if i can be fucked.

You might just be, if you come tonight...just maybe not quite the way you intend on :spanking::buggerd:

[jrandom]

The ATNR is way too short.

Come with me to Dargaville tonight (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=64605)!

[Kittyhawk]

Oh maaaaan...And there was I, hoping to use my new turkey baster!<_<

*shuffles off, looking for other turkeys...*

It's ok dear, you can baste me..so Im all slippery for ya, just go lightly on the breasts..

[skidMark]

You might just be, if you come tonight...just maybe not quite the way you intend on :spanking::buggerd:

i like it when you use the whip.

[007XX]

It's ok dear, you can baste me..so Im all slippery for ya, just go lightly on the breasts..

But, but...that's the part that needs basting the most :eek5:

Oh okay then! :whistle:


i like it when you use the whip.

Yes, that's exactly what worries me :sweatdrop

[skidMark]

Yes, that's exactly what worries me :sweatdrop

i will return the favour.:devil2::doctor:

[007XX]

i will return the favour.:devil2::doctor:

Really? And how do you propose on doing that without hurting yourself first? :lol:

[skidMark]

Really? And how do you propose on doing that without hurting yourself first? :lol:


by staying off a motorcycle......

as in not getting on one in first place...thus then i cannot come off...

i mean....

i hardly stay on a bike long enough to call it riding.

[Kittyhawk]

But, but...that's the part that needs basting the most :eek5:

Oh okay then! :whistle:



Yes, that's exactly what worries me :sweatdrop

Well alright, so what am I going to be basted in? *looks around for brush and choc sauce* :rolleyes:

[mitchilin]

So anyway...is any one going tonight?

[skidMark]

So anyway...is any one going tonight?


myself and kittyhawk will be at the pub.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I'll be at Westgate at 6.30.

[mitchilin]

Fuck it.I need a ride.Doesn't really matter if no one else turns up.Better than sitting in a stinking hot house in front of the puter.

[skidMark]

morcs will be at westgate also.

usual meet time is 630 pm onwards...7pm departure....

kittyhawk and myself will be going direct ot the pub.

watch out for :Police:

[Harry the Barstard]

ill be there with bells on

[skidMark]

ill be there with bells on


what kind of bells?

jingle bells?

cow bells?

church bells?:apint:

[Kittyhawk]

myself and kittyhawk will be at the pub.

OI you bitch fuckn get it right Im first! KITTYHAWK and skidmark...remember bitch Im the master here....

And badger is coming....SHOTGUN!

[Harry the Barstard]

My shiney ones, anyway leave me alone i need to have a poo and a shower then off to meet up at servo. c u there.

[skidMark]

OI you bitch fuckn get it right Im first! KITTYHAWK and skidmark...remember bitch Im the master here....

And badger is coming....SHOTGUN!

fuck that i'm shotgun biatch.

love you longtime


My shiney ones, anyway leave me alone i need to have a poo and a shower then off to meet up at servo. c u there.

TOO

MUCH

INFORMATION.

[Biggles08]

I'm comming with my brand new shiney toy....c u lot there!

[skidMark]

I'm comming with my brand new shiney toy....c u lot there!


keep it shiny!

fairings don't have more traction than tyres...believe me i tried the theory

[BIGBOSSMAN]

keep it shiny!

fairings don't have more traction than tyres...believe me i tried the theory

Damn right there Skiddy, heed his words carefully Biggles08 - you NooB:bleh:

[Badger8]

Oi you!! Where's the knee down pic!!!

Eh? oopsie daisies... what a spoon! :Oops:

Helps if you upload both picks... :whistle:

Come on Pumba, just... a.... little... bit... further... Knee... nearly... down... :clap: :lol:

[skidMark]

Eh? oopsie daisies... what a spoon! :Oops:

Helps if you upload both picks... :whistle:

Come on Pumba, just... a.... little... bit... further... Knee... nearly... down... :clap: :lol:


thats more of a speedway styles LOL

heck i even know where that is too...i taught my mate get knee down there...just down the road from me......

netball courts is good too ;)

provided they arnt doing a game or the get shitty with ya


also panmure train station is good late at night.

fully lit 24/7

[nodrog]

see you foam blowers at the pub

[mitchilin]

Bummer about the cop.Hope they don't make a habit of it.Might be time to vary the route perhaps?
'

[NinjaNanna]

I'm comming with my brand new shiney toy....c u lot there!



Now thats a post for sore eyes!!!!!!!!! great to see you back mate, post up a pic of the new beast.

[Chocky]

Bummer about the cop.Hope they don't make a habit of it.Might be time to vary the route perhaps?
'

I'v been off work so long I did'nt realize it was thurs till it was too late :argh:
cop??? did any1 get busted? where was he?

[Biggles08]

Bummer about the cop.Hope they don't make a habit of it.Might be time to vary the route perhaps?
'

Cop??? What Cop? I didn't see a cop:clap:

[gunnyrob]

Buddum Tish!!!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Cop??? What Cop? I didn't see a cop:clap:

Hmmm, I think he saw you bro:Police:. Hows your new Ohlins 'suspension'?

[Biggles08]

Hmmm, I think he saw you bro:Police:. Hows your new Ohlins 'suspension'?

My 'suspension' was great but really to be honest, other things put a 'damper' on the whole Ohlins celebrational evening:sweatdrop

[Kittyhawk]

My 'suspension' was great but really to be honest, other things put a 'damper' on the whole Ohlins celebrational evening:sweatdrop

At least you didnt end up with "squirt" as your nickname! :dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

Bummer about the cop.Hope they don't make a habit of it.Might be time to vary the route perhaps?
'

OH MY GOD - It's GROUND HOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Who'd have thought there would be cops en route?

[Biggles08]

OH MY GOD - It's GROUND HOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Who'd have thought there would be cops en route?

Well I was surprised! I checked the tea leaves in the bottom of my cup, I consulted the stars....everything was pointing to an ATNR without cops but weird...one showed up...go figure!? He was very pleasant while taking my license I might add. At least he didn't try to preach to me about the evils of my ways, or how speed kills...just said bugger about that and went about his job...:Police: (he actually congratulated me on having a nice bike...probably thought he may as well be nice to me as we may meet again sometime...lol)

[ManDownUnder]

He was very pleasant while taking my license I might add.

Ooooo ... bugger.

What speed dare I ask? And where?

[vifferman]

He was very pleasant while taking my license I might add.
That's a bugger, that is!
They should at least have the decency to be self-righteous, preachy, "holier-than-thou" arseholes! Then at least you could feel justifiably pissed off at them!

[Biggles08]

Ooooo ... bugger.

What speed dare I ask? And where?

He said he had me at 175kph but only charged me at 165kph and no other charge like dangerous driving or anything....i was following him from Kaukapakapa turn off all the way to Dairy flats being a good boy sitting on 100kph and wasn't until I got to the nice sweepers going across the hill just before you go down into Dairy flats where we stopped did I decide to try out my New Ohlins rear suspension (installed that afternoon!) at higher speeds around some sweepers. I chopped down a cog or two and nailed it past what turns out to be an undercover cop in a silver hyundai...DOH!:blank:

I went around a couple of corners quite chuffed at how the bike was feeling and then slowed down again to 100kph and cruised into Dairy Flats. I noticed the pretty lights behind me just before where the main group had stopped, and pulled over.:whistle:

I actually saved a joker on a brand spanking new ZX6R (Black one) from getting a ticket. The cop told me he was about to pull him over (as he actually overtook me and the cop along the straights before the hills) but then I turned up and was too good to be true....yehaww. I wonder what its like walking for 28 days:2thumbsup (I'll let u know)

[Nagash]

Christ that's a bit of shame but that's some fairly impressive pace you were going there. Only been that fast once and that was on a straight bit of highway..

Bummer on the fine but these things happen.

[Harry the Barstard]

He said he had me at 175kph but only charged me at 165kph and no other charge like dangerous driving or anything....i was following him from Kaukapakapa turn off all the way to Dairy flats being a good boy sitting on 100kph and wasn't until I got to the nice sweepers going across the hill just before you go down into Dairy flats where we stopped did I decide to try out my New Ohlins rear suspension (installed that afternoon!) at higher speeds around some sweepers. I chopped down a cog or two and nailed it past what turns out to be an undercover cop in a silver hyundai...DOH!:blank:

I went around a couple of corners quite chuffed at how the bike was feeling and then slowed down again to 100kph and cruised into Dairy Flats. I noticed the pretty lights behind me just before where the main group had stopped, and pulled over.:whistle:

I actually saved a joker on a brand spanking new ZX6R (Black one) from getting a ticket. The cop told me he was about to pull him over (as he actually overtook me and the cop along the straights before the hills) but then I turned up and was too good to be true....yehaww. I wonder what its like walking for 28 days:2thumbsup (I'll let u know)


Now you are part of an elite club. First rule, dont tell anyone about 28day club. We meet at bus stations at 7 on tuesday and thursdays...

I tell you its the curse of the ninja. Ive been there mate and the 28 days go's quicker than you think. To be honnest i think it puts your friends out more than you.

See you when you get back on the road..

[skidMark]

He said he had me at 175kph but only charged me at 165kph and no other charge like dangerous driving or anything....i was following him from Kaukapakapa turn off all the way to Dairy flats being a good boy sitting on 100kph and wasn't until I got to the nice sweepers going across the hill just before you go down into Dairy flats where we stopped did I decide to try out my New Ohlins rear suspension (installed that afternoon!) at higher speeds around some sweepers. I chopped down a cog or two and nailed it past what turns out to be an undercover cop in a silver hyundai...DOH!:blank:

I went around a couple of corners quite chuffed at how the bike was feeling and then slowed down again to 100kph and cruised into Dairy Flats. I noticed the pretty lights behind me just before where the main group had stopped, and pulled over.:whistle:

I actually saved a joker on a brand spanking new ZX6R (Black one) from getting a ticket. The cop told me he was about to pull him over (as he actually overtook me and the cop along the straights before the hills) but then I turned up and was too good to be true....yehaww. I wonder what its like walking for 28 days:2thumbsup (I'll let u know)

cld be worse cld be walking for 18 months like me.

When you get to court expect another 6 months loss....130 court costs....

and some sort of fine and community service.

[skidMark]

Now you are part of an elite club. First rule, dont tell anyone about 28day club. We meet at bus stations at 7 on tuesday and thursdays...

I tell you its the curse of the ninja. Ive been there mate and the 28 days go's quicker than you think. To be honnest i think it puts your friends out more than you.

See you when you get back on the road..

P4Kl4gn_MW0

[BIGBOSSMAN]

cld be worse cld be walking for 18 months like me.

When you get to court expect another 6 months loss....130 court costs....

and some sort of fine and community service.

Really, 6 months loss of licence? Bloody hell, that's a bitter pill to swallow :gob:

Hope you're wrong Skiddy...

[007XX]

Really, 6 months loss of licence? Bloody hell, that's a bitter pill to swallow :gob:

Hope you're wrong Skiddy...

Unfortunately, our little Skiddy has got plenty of experience in the matter :rolleyes:

[Qkchk]

OH MY GOD - It's GROUND HOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Who'd have thought there would be cops en route?


"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MANDOWNUNDER again" :rofl:

[Badger8]

cld be worse cld be walking for 18 months like me.

That's just cause the judge knows you on a first name basis tho skiddy :bleh:

Hope you're back on her in just the 28 days Biggles! :niceone:

[Biggles08]

Unfortunately, our little Skiddy has got plenty of experience in the matter :rolleyes:

I didn't get done for reckless or dangerous driving though so i think it will stay at 28 days...it was just a matter of 400mtrs at excessive speed and the cop knew that I think...he felt 'a little' sorry for me but not sorry enough to just give me a warning:nono:

[007XX]

I didn't get done for reckless or dangerous driving though so i think it will stay at 28 days...it was just a matter of 400mtrs at excessive speed and the cop knew that I think...he felt 'a little' sorry for me but not sorry enough to just give me a warning:nono:

Indeed...I got my fingers crossed for ya :yes:

[skidMark]

I didn't get done for reckless or dangerous driving though so i think it will stay at 28 days...it was just a matter of 400mtrs at excessive speed and the cop knew that I think...he felt 'a little' sorry for me but not sorry enough to just give me a warning:nono:


they do a 28 days instant loss....

then you goto court for it....

if your lucky you will get just 3 months loss...

but at 165 they might go for 6 months...

it's not just the 28 days thats your on the spot loss.

expect a summons to court.

[Maha]

they do a 28 days instant loss....

then you goto court for it....

if your lucky you will get just 3 months loss...

but at 165 they might go for 6 months...

it's not just the 28 days thats your on the spot loss.

expect a summons to court.

You forgot....'Pack a Tooth brush'....and Gel....:confused:

[Qkchk]

I chopped down a cog or two and nailed it past what turns out to be an undercover cop in a silver hyundai...DOH!:blank:



Ha! The worst Mufti car Ive seen so far is a Nissan Pulsar but a HYUNDAI???? Surprised you never saw the lights on the back windscreen/parcel tray or were they hidden in the tail lights?

[skidMark]

You forgot....'Pack a Tooth brush'....and Gel....:confused:


gel? that what ya call it these days...

take something to bite into too lol

i know a guy who had somebody u turn infront of him.

ambo called checked him out...but of course when you call an ambo coppers come too....

driving while disqualified....so charged...went to court....4th offence...

locked him up for 6 months.....has been in there almost 4....might be getting out after 4....

but right now hes biting the pillow while bubba aims for penetration.

and answers to the name bitch.

[skidMark]

poor biggles is probably getting worried about now.:blank:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Just in...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1219091&postcount=168

This possibly points to a slightly brighter prognosis for our young MOTOGP star Biggles!

SPEED KILLS

[Biggles08]

gel? that what ya call it these days...

take something to bite into too lol

i know a guy who had somebody u turn infront of him.

ambo called checked him out...but of course when you call an ambo coppers come too....

driving while disqualified....so charged...went to court....4th offence...

locked him up for 6 months.....has been in there almost 4....might be getting out after 4....

but right now hes biting the pillow while bubba aims for penetration.

and answers to the name bitch.

I'm not worried skidmark...that person you know is an idiot and should have learn't the first three times he got disqualified....my license was clear of demerit points prior to this incident and I was not riding like an idiot, just a bit fast. The cop realized this and hence said that he was not going to charge me with dangerous or reckless driving. If i get hauled in front of a court I will go and apologize for riding too fast for that brief moment and leave it up to them to decide if I generally ride like you or if I generally ride responsibly!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

The cop realized this and hence said that he was not going to charge me with dangerous or reckless driving.


The blowjob helped too, didn't it...

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I've found a bike for Biggles to ride for the next 28 days, the new ZX-0!

Although underpowered at only 1 manpower, the ultra-lightweight (4kg) Ohlins equipped superbicycle utilises the latest low profile Continental crossply tyres to achieve an incredible 10% lean in corners.

[skidMark]

I'm not worried skidmark...that person you know is an idiot and should have learn't the first three times he got disqualified....my license was clear of demerit points prior to this incident and I was not riding like an idiot, just a bit fast. The cop realized this and hence said that he was not going to charge me with dangerous or reckless driving. If i get hauled in front of a court I will go and apologize for riding too fast for that brief moment and leave it up to them to decide if I generally ride like you or if I generally ride responsibly!


Jesus mate i wasn't have a dig at you!

just saying you will have to goto court.

and saying you will have at least a 3 month loss maybe 6.

given that you have a clean driving record...

probably only 3.

my bad for informing you....forgive me for giving a fuck.

[mitchilin]

What a bummer Biggles.At least you have some factors in your favour.Mighty decent of you to sacrifice yourself for the rest of us.I damn near shat when I saw the cop sitting there.I know what is like to have no licence and it's not nice.Hope the rest of your year is better,mate.

[Qkchk]

my bad for informing you....forgive me for giving a fuck.

Maybe you now know what it feels like when people have tried to give YOU advice?

[Biggles08]

Jesus mate i wasn't have a dig at you!

just saying you will have to goto court.

and saying you will have at least a 3 month loss maybe 6.

given that you have a clean driving record...

probably only 3.

my bad for informing you....forgive me for giving a fuck.

apology accepted :yawn:

[jrandom]

The worst part of the licence suspension, IMHO, is the raping you'll probably have to suffer on insurance premiums thereafter.

:(

Sorry to hear about your inconveniencing by the constabulary, Biggles. I've done that same speed through those same corners on more than one occasion. They're very inviting, aren't they? Luck of the draw, I guess.

Still, we must remember that speed kills.

Alles verboten!

:nono:

[NinjaNanna]

So Biggles, I'm guessing you never replaced your Radar Detector!!!!

Now there's the real lesson to be learn't me thinks - olins vs bel - Bel wins me thinks.

[skidMark]

The worst part of the licence suspension, IMHO, is the raping you'll probably have to suffer on insurance premiums thereafter.

:(

Sorry to hear about your inconveniencing by the constabulary, Biggles. I've done that same speed through those same corners on more than one occasion. They're very inviting, aren't they? Luck of the draw, I guess.

Still, we must remember that speed kills.

Alles verboten!

:nono:


whats insurance?:blink:

[skidMark]

Maybe you now know what it feels like when people have tried to give YOU advice?


yeah except i'm not stupid enough to do 175 on a ride frequented by police.

[skidMark]

No but you do appear to be stupid enough to continually fuck things up despite peoples' greatest efforts to offer you help (in all forms).

Stupid huh...hmmmm. Have you meet Biggles? Ever thought that he may not appreciate you ignorant BS? Ever thought that he may tune you up when he sees you next?
Time for a reality check Mark.


Thats because i want to make it on my own.

not in the mood to be judged mate.

seriously today.

do not piss me off.

sorry in advance, just not in the mood alright.

[DMNTD]

Thats because i want to make it on my own.

not in the mood to be judged mate.

seriously today.

do not piss me off.

sorry in advance, just not in the mood alright.

Don't piss you off? Or what? You want to fuck me off?
Fuck off ya little cunt...obnoxious wanker!
You want to make it on your own???? Jebus...:zzzz:


Edit: Appologies to the ATNR Crew/organisers...have had enough of this cunt but I'll shut up now.

[boomer]

as freddie said.. another one bites the dust..

Fookin rozza's huh spoilin ya fun!? i dunno.

[Biggles08]

Don't piss you off? Or what? You want to fuck me off?
Fuck off ya little cunt...obnoxious wanker!
You want to make it on your own???? Jebus...:zzzz:


Edit: Appologies to the ATNR Crew/organisers...have had enough of this cunt but I'll shut up now.
yehawww you go big fella! You get out of the wrong side of the bed? Its skidmark C...its just way too easy! LOL:lol:

[Biggles08]

So Biggles, I'm guessing you never replaced your Radar Detector!!!!

Now there's the real lesson to be learn't me thinks - olins vs bel - Bel wins me thinks.

No NinjaNana...its going to be mainly a track bike me thinks...to many idiot drivers who park in weird places and too many cops on the road. Don't need a Radar Detector round taupo :-):shifty:

[Qkchk]

Might have to rename the ATNR to the ATNC - Auckland Thursday Night Cruise........... :lol:

[Qkchk]

The ATNR will be starting back up again THIS Thursday....... for all your Cop and Bike Crash action!

[Harry the Barstard]

yehawww you go big fella! You get out of the wrong side of the bed? Its skidmark C...its just way too easy! LOL:lol:

Not to sure if you should worry too much re insurance. When i lost mine on the ninja my premiums didnt go up at all. They did however say if you do it again we wont insure you for motorcycles period.

Supose it depends on the company though.

If your ninja is gunna be a track bike are you lookin at getting a road bike? or are you givin up road riding for now?

[Biggles08]

Not to sure if you should worry too much re insurance. When i lost mine on the ninja my premiums didnt go up at all. They did however say if you do it again we wont insure you for motorcycles period.

Supose it depends on the company though.

If your ninja is gunna be a track bike are you lookin at getting a road bike? or are you givin up road riding for now?

its going to be both. I will keep it as a road bike but just do more track days. Its too straight to be put on the track full time. I know i will still ride on the road but I want to do/focus more on track days. Theres enough of them these days, you could almost do one every weekend if you wanted to.

I'm not worried about insurance...I've just insured it prior to this happening so no need for them to ask me anything at the moment - which equates to no need for me to tell them anything at the moment :whistle:

[Xile]

So is the ATNR coming up by Warkworth for dinner?
Need to scratch a bit the new tyres :P

[Qkchk]

So is the ATNR coming up by Warkworth for dinner?
Need to scratch a bit the new tyres :P

Probably not this week but we can organise 4 something early next month :blip:

[XR250 Si]

This ride sounds like a great get together. Thursday nights are usually good for me. Will try to make it this week.:niceone:

[Xile]

:banana:
Cool! Looking forward seeing everybody (and drink lol)

[skidMark]

Might have to rename the ATNR to the ATNC - Auckland Thursday Night Cruise........... :lol:


Nahhh

call it the ACFQR

Auckland
Cops
Filling
Quota
Ride

[Nagash]

I'll probably be there too, keen for a good ride after my cast has just come off.

May the roads be dry and the :Police: pre-occupied.

[jrandom]

I'll chuck Stickchick on Betty's pillion seat (a woman's right and proper place) and come for a pootle this week, I reckon.

:niceone:

[jrandom]

No men to see about dogs, then?

Not this week, no. Pootle and pint it is.

You gonna come along too?

[Qkchk]

I'll chuck Stickchick on Betty's pillion seat (a woman's right and proper place) and come for a pootle this week, I reckon.

:niceone:

Nice try but I refuse to bite..............:devil2:

[Qkchk]

I intend to come every week. I only need a few more hundred metres of paving and the new road will be complete... :whistle:

Thats the magic word 'INTEND'................. :killingme

[skidMark]

I intend to come every week. I only need a few more hundred metres of paving and the new road will be complete... :whistle:

follow the lullow bwick woad?

[007XX]

I intend to come every week. I only need a few more hundred metres of paving and the new road will be complete... :whistle:

Click your heels and make it quick Dorothy!

I cleaned my bike this weekend, so not sure I want her to get all dirty with you crazy folks <_<

:dodge:

[jrandom]

... not sure I want her to get all dirty with you crazy folks <_<

Contrary to popular belief, ditch-surfing is not compulsory on the ATNR.

Just traditional.

[ManDownUnder]

Contrary to popular belief, ditch-surfing is not compulsory on the ATNR.

Just traditional.

You refer to the only other reason to head out on Thursday night then - license dropping at any of the many ticketing stations to be found at random along the ride?

Yes folks - there are cops out there on occasion.

[007XX]

Contrary to popular belief, ditch-surfing is not compulsory on the ATNR.

Just traditional.

I'll leave the joys of mud slidding to Pumba, thanks...;)

And as for the cops, I should have a sign saying:

"Legal since 1994, and still at it so don't bother" " :p

[jrandom]

Nearly every week, I get myself somewhat psyched up into going on the ATNR, and intend to go, but there's always some reason why I don't/can't go.

I'm going to swing by and pick you up on the way there this week.

Mm kay?

What time do you get home from work?

[007XX]

It's the proverbial (literally), "The road to hell is paved with good intentions".
Nearly every week, I get myself somewhat psyched up into going on the ATNR, and intend to go, but there's always some reason why I don't/can't go. And then there's the ATNR aftermatch bullshit-swapping / grog-swilling function, so sometimes I intend to go to that instead, but that doesn't happen either, probably because (a) it seems a bit lame going to just that, and (b) I've never been much of a socialite, particularly of the bibulous kind.

Oh for cryin' out loud... I don't go every week, actually I haven't been in a few weeks. But I will be there if you turn up! :niceone:


I'm going to swing by and pick you up on the way there this week.

Mm kay?

What time do you get home from work?

Excellent! Finally a form of certainty...go get him Tiger!

[007XX]

:blink:
That's funny - I usually have the complete opposite effect on people, especially women. :crazy:


Pfffttt...Are you trying to tell me I'm unusual? :oi-grr:

I have been called worse, mind you :laugh:

[vifferman]

Pfffttt...Are you trying to tell me I'm unusual? :oi-grr:

I have been called worse, mind you :laugh:
You again! :shit:
Don't you do any work?

I haven't been called "unusual" - just the other euphemisms and synonyms.
"Hey, you (phemism)! What the synonym do you think you're playing at?!?"

[007XX]

You again! :shit:
Don't you do any work?

You don't always complain :blip:


I haven't been called "unusual" - just the other euphemisms and synonyms.
"Hey, you (phemism)! What the synonym do you think you're playing at?!?

Gaaaahhh...:thud:


:laugh: Smartarse!!!

[vifferman]

You don't always complain :blip:
Almost incessantly.
But it will be homing time shortlyish, then my bike will be the one doing the whining.

[Pumba]

I'll leave the joys of mud slidding to Pumba, thanks...;)

Shit and I wasent even in conversation

Should be there this week

[007XX]

Shit and I wasent even in conversation



But it got you in , didn't it? :bleh:

Be good to see ya, big fella!

[more_fasterer]

I'll be there, unless someone loves me enough to take me out to dinner for my birthday :crazy:

[Morcs]

Ill be there this week. might even bring the 400 out.

[ManDownUnder]

I wonder if people should worry about cops en route this week... naaaa - that only happens to other people...

Find the long stretches of downhill road and nail it - fast as you can. The locals love it and only have the barest warning that you're coming... apart from the pattern of it happening same time, same day every week...

I have $10 that says someone else loses their license before 1/2/08. Anyone want to take me up on it?

[007XX]

I'll be there, unless someone loves me enough to take me out to dinner for my birthday :crazy:

Aaawwww...we'll have a drink with you mate :hug: :drinknsin if you somehow become available that night.


I wonder if people should worry about cops en route this week... naaaa - that only happens to other people...

Find the long stretches of downhill road and nail it - fast as you can. The locals love it and only have the barest warning that you're coming... apart from the pattern of it happening same time, same day every week...

I have $10 that says someone else loses their license before 1/2/08. Anyone want to take me up on it?

I don't like them odds, and I only play if I know I'll win. :cool:

[FROSTY]

might haul the ol boik out this time

[ManDownUnder]

mighjt haul the ol boik out this time

MAAATE!!!!!!

[FROSTY]

MAAATE!!!!!!
MATE MATE MATE!!!!!!:devil2::devil2:
--Management change--nuff said

[Qkkid]

MATE MATE MATE!!!!!!:devil2::devil2:
--Management change--nuff said

:niceone: Really:bleh::msn-wink:

[FROSTY]

dude its like politics--those that really want it --are the wrong people for the job

[Morcs]

I wonder if people should worry about cops en route this week... naaaa - that only happens to other people...

Find the long stretches of downhill road and nail it - fast as you can. The locals love it and only have the barest warning that you're coming... apart from the pattern of it happening same time, same day every week...

I have $10 that says someone else loses their license before 1/2/08. Anyone want to take me up on it?

I will bet you $10 that I lose my license this month, but not on the ATNR...

I have 165 demerits...

Once you walk on the ATNR once, It doesnt happen again ;)

[TOTO]

Hey I'm joining you guys this thursday. cant wait to go for a ride with bikers again, its been too long ...2 days already :rolleyes:

see you there .

[loneranger]

I have $10 that says someone else loses their license before 1/2/08. Anyone want to take me up on it?

i'll take that bet , or , lets make it $50 to me or $20 to you for each licence lost...:yes:

[ManDownUnder]

i'll take that bet , or , lets make it $50 to me or $20 to you for each licence lost...:yes:

Na mate - I'm not into bravado or escalating bets etc. $10 it is...

I'm talking about someone yet to be caught, getting snapped with an instant loss of licence on the spot. Agreed?

[skidMark]

will i get arrested if i show up drunk on my ride on mower?:stupid:

[ManDownUnder]

will i get arrested if i show up drunk on my ride on mower?:stupid:

Only if the cops show up fast enough when I dial *555. Why?

[more_fasterer]

will i get arrested if i show up drunk on my ride on mower?:stupid:

Probably. But showing up drunk in a forklift should be sweet az au!

[TOTO]

Probably. But showing up drunk in a forklift should be sweet az au!

I hope he doesn't show up drunk on a road roller ...:blink:

[Stirts]

I hope he doesn't show up!

just joking skiddies

[Nagash]

Na mate - I'm not into bravado or escalating bets etc. $10 it is...

I'm talking about someone yet to be caught, getting snapped with an instant loss of licence on the spot. Agreed?

I'll actually take that bet if you don't have any objections.

I reckon no one will lose their license on the ATNR before the 1st of Feb. 2008 and I bet $10 to back it up. You game?

(Drive safe boys! Speed kills..)

[Qkchk]

What can I say? :spudwhat:

[007XX]

What can I say? :spudwhat:

"mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa" ?

For a start anyway :dodge: :laugh:

[more_fasterer]

What can I say? :spudwhat:

Apparently, incessantly repeating yourself is all the rage...

[ArcherWC]

im out this week

[sAsLEX]

Someone got a license today so will be joining you guys this week probably, and I defiantly don't want to be loosing it already!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I'm in tomorrow nite at this stage

[ManDownUnder]

I'll actually take that bet if you don't have any objections.

I reckon no one will lose their license on the ATNR before the 1st of Feb. 2008 and I bet $10 to back it up. You game?

(Drive safe boys! Speed kills..)

Sold! - be aware I'm only putting $10 on the table - whoever wants to share it is over to you, but you're it right now.

Of course I could ealiy win if I happened to do the whole ride at full speed myself... (ok - I know I'm just being silly...)

FWIW - I hope I lose that $10. I'm just worried I won't

[Qkchk]

............ I hope I lose that $10. I'm just worried I won't

OH come on MDU, you know you wont lose! The ATNR is reknown for idoit loons who cant hold onto their licences or like to park their bikes in the water table........Didnt you know I love to pick up people off the road? :Pokey:

[Nagash]

I'm just hoping for some good luck for the rest of the month. Karma's hit me pretty hard these past two months, (broke my arm 5 weeks ago, been in two casts now my third and I need an operation on top) so I reckon karma will teach these guys to drive safely :shifty:

[ManDownUnder]

I'm just hoping for some good luck for the rest of the month. Karma's hit me pretty hard these past two months, (broke my arm 5 weeks ago, been in two casts now my third and I need an operation on top) so I reckon karma will teach these guys to drive safely :shifty:

Dude Karma is only universal... stupidity is a force much bigger than that...

[CBR97]

Hi guys and girls, i will be there thursday, and wit me will be a lady from Norway, her name is Bente,
She is here on holiday and would like to meet some of the kiwi people who ride motorbikes,
She is a member of KB so im sure there must be some one here who has chatted with her, she will be riding my 97 CBr 900, repsol paint job,
So please when you see the her , say hello.

Im sure she will be looking to meet up with you guys, and maybe get shown some of the county,on 2 wheels

[skidMark]

Probably. But showing up drunk in a forklift should be sweet az au!


I'm going to the pub to rid of some appliances, i may be some time.

[Qkkid]

i'll take that bet , or , lets make it $50 to me or $20 to you for each licence lost...:yes:

:sweatdrop Im on 95 demerits :Oops: but never had a ticket on ze ATNR yet touch wood:innocent:

[loneranger]

ok mdu $10 it is :cool:

[NinjaNanna]

:sweatdrop Im on 95 demerits :Oops: but never had a ticket on ze ATNR yet touch wood:innocent:

Ah the fruit of pure skill and determination huh. When do you get some of them back?

[Qkchk]

I cant understand it - Ive been organising this ride now for nearly 2 1/2 years now, have takin the lead 50% of the time and I have a clean record... Why is that?

Do some of ya have a bloody cop magnet in a pocket or something? :scratch:

[NinjaNanna]

I cant understand it - Ive been organising this ride now for nearly 2 1/2 years now, have takin the lead 50% of the time and I have a clean record... Why is that?

Extra sensitive Spidey Sense maybe????

[nudedaytona]

Do some of ya have a bloody cop magnet in a pocket or something? :scratch:

Nah, but I do have a pussy magnet in my bike instead :laugh:

[SixPackBack]

I cant understand it - Ive been organising this ride now for nearly 2 1/2 years now, have takin the lead 50% of the time and I have a clean record... Why is that?



Its co' your so bloody slow women:laugh:

[NinjaNanna]

Nah, but I do have a pussy magnet in my bike instead :laugh:

See that's where your going wrong, the pussy magnet rides the bike, its no good if its in the bike :Pokey:

[ManDownUnder]

I cant understand it - Ive been organising this ride now for nearly 2 1/2 years now, have takin the lead 50% of the time and I have a clean record... Why is that?

Do some of ya have a bloody cop magnet in a pocket or something? :scratch:

Qkkid too! He's never gotten any tickets leading the ride has he? I do recall a green blur going the wrong way one night though... :crazy::dodge:

[Pumba]

Qkkid too! He's never gotten any tickets leading the ride has he? I do recall a green blur going the wrong way one night though... :crazy::dodge:

Which time are you refering to MDU, he seams to have a poor sense of direction and it happens quite frequently.

I do happen to remember one night a green blur did not stop at Dairy Flat........:whistle:

[Qkchk]

Nah, but I do have a pussy magnet in my bike instead :laugh:

So that explains why your bike smells like cat piss.......... :lol:

[Qkchk]

Which time are you refering to MDU, he seams to have a poor sense of direction and it happens quite frequently.

I do happen to remember one night a green blur did not stop at Dairy Flat........:whistle:

And we found him afterwards, hiding in the bushes............

[ManDownUnder]

And we found him afterwards, hiding in the bushes............

hey hey - keep you sex life off of KB will ya? We have enough of that going on around here already

[ArcherWC]

Its co' your so bloody slow women:laugh:
OMG where the boody hell did you come from.....



you do have a point though

[XR250 Si]

I'll have my yellow speeding ticket magnet on the back of mine. Can't work out what the 'L' on it means though. LOL

[Qkchk]

I'll have my yellow speeding ticket magnet on the back of mine. Can't work out what the 'L' on it means though. LOL

There are techniques you can use to reduce your magnet's power..........for eg:


Opps, it must of fell off
Placement next to the exhaust can have a good melting effect
Find a Muddy Hole and do a couple of burnouts in it


Not saying I ever condone to any of this or have done it myself :whistle:

[007XX]

hey hey - keep you sex life off of KB will ya? We have enough of that going on around here already

Never thought I'd see you being reproving of such an idea :shit: Don't tell me you're going all serious on us, are ya?

[ManDownUnder]

Never thought I'd see you being reproving of such an idea :shit: Don't tell me you're going all serious on us, are ya?

Not at all... but she promised first look at the photos and I'm worried she's changing her mind...

[nudedaytona]

So that explains why your bike smells like cat piss.......... :lol:

There's nothing like the smell of two-stroke in the morning.

Has no one seen Borat? I would never buy a bike without a pussy magnet in it.

[nudedaytona]

There are techniques you can use to reduce your magnet's power..........for eg:


Opps, it must of fell off
Placement next to the exhaust can have a good melting effect
Find a Muddy Hole and do a couple of burnouts in it


Not saying I ever condone to any of this or have done it myself :whistle:

Or you can stop being lazy and get your restricted - I almost crashed when I did mine and still passed.

[XR250 Si]

Or you can stop being lazy and get your restricted - I almost crashed when I did mine and still passed.

Exacery! :lol:

[Qkchk]

Ok the Ride is on for tonight!



Leave your egos and hormones at home. Brush your teeth and comb your hair cause if ya dont behave there is a GOOD chance Mr:Police: will take a photo of you............


BTW If you havent already guessed, Cops frequent the area we ride in.... so there is a good chance we might see one.... :rolleyes:

[ManDownUnder]

STEP RIGHT UP!!!!
STEP RIGHT UP!!!!

Lose yer license before Feb 1 and you'll be royally pissed off!

But wait - there's more!

I'll earn ten bucks. Mr Plod don't mind and I'll love you for it...:banana:


STEP RIGHT UP!!!!
STEP RIGHT UP!!!!

[Qkchk]

STEP RIGHT UP!!!!
STEP RIGHT UP!!!!


Im trying to encourage thinking not trying to scare them away completely.......

Well with all the crap on this thread about Cops and lost licences I wouldnt be surprised half of KB hasnt been put off....... :blink:

[vifferman]

Im trying to encourage thinking not trying to scare them away completely.......
Too late.... :eek5:

*backs away slowly*

[007XX]

Too late.... :eek5:

*backs away slowly*

Any excuse will do eh? :nya:

[Pumba]

Dont know if I will make it tonight.

I kinda forgot that there are a few people turning up at my place tonight for the big day out tomorrow, if I can drag them along I might make it to the pub

[007XX]

Well, I'm vacillating at the moment.
My heid feels dodgy, and I'm getting anxious.
OTOH, there are people expecting me.
OTOOH, I'm worried about what they're expecting.

I live without any expectations...it's awesome cos I am no longer disappointed! :niceone:

Oh....and you think too much!

[jrandom]

Well, I'm vacillating at the moment.
My heid feels dodgy, and I'm getting anxious.
OTOH, there are people expecting me.
OTOOH, I'm worried about what they're expecting.

See you there!

:hug:

Please?

[EZAS]

Yet again, I plan on going, but unfortunately my finacee does not share the same enthusiasm I do.

Finger crossed I'll actually make it this time.

[Chocky]

25 years of riding like a twat and only 2 speeding tickets :rolleyes:
it all comes down to the time and the place and a masive amount of luck!
I'll be there tonite, see you all soon

[BarBender]

Its co' your so bloody slow women:laugh:

What the fa....?

[NC]

ok book me in for next week!

[Qkkid]

Which time are you refering to MDU, he( seams )to have a poor sense of direction and it happens quite frequently.

I do happen to remember one night a green blur did not stop at Dairy Flat........:whistle:

Spelling error buddy SEEMS :hug:
:Oops:Yes yes bushes are good for the ahem:whistle:
See all you turkeys tonight

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Won't catch me speeding....

[Qkkid]

Won't catch me speeding....

Yes yes i understand bushes would have been good for ya:msn-wink:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Yes yes i understand bushes would have been good for ya:msn-wink:

Good choice for those amateur Horticulturists, Kwaka green...:whistle:

[SixPackBack]

ok book me in for next week!

Bugger it. Will come outa retirement just to taunt the cops and abuse that plonker mark.
cu then girls.:woohoo:

[NC]

Bugger it. Will come outa retirement just to taunt the cops and abuse that plonker mark.
cu then girls.:woohoo:

I've even set it on my phone, since I have a bad memory :sweatdrop
Mind you, I'll be there early:innocent:

[sAsLEX]

Won't catch me speeding....

Dont think anyone got caught!



Oh and Jrandom was watching your lady even if it looked like she was about to wear a Honda....... :no:

[Nagash]

Heh heh, so still in the clear for another week then? (I hope none of you got caught..)

How many more ATNR's till the 1st of Feb?

[jrandom]

Oh and Jrandom was watching your lady even if it looked like she was about to wear a Honda....... :no:

Yeah ya dodgy bugger, and I mean dodgy in a very literal, swerving-type sense... saw her take a step back and had sudden visions of legs in casts and CBRs stuffed through the side of bus stops, etc!

Good to see you again after all these years, you don't seem to have forgotten how to ride a motorcycle...

[Kittyhawk]

:banana:FARRRK Awesome night!

Riding 2 up is great...even better on one wheel!!...first time we have tried it together - Im such a virgin at it...something clicked, dropping in and out of the twisties, tucking into the rider on the straights, next thing ya know we were gettin it up.

best I've had in ages...:2thumbsup

Noice to see lots of new riders as well!! See ya all next week