ATNR (Auckland Thursday night ride) - Discussion thread

[Pumba]

Well Just spent half an hour catching up on what happened last week, same shit different day. Im itchin for a ride this week so I will see you Thrusday:rockon:

[NinjaNanna]

What we really should do, is find a cop car and have 30 bikes just follow it around for awhile (After making sure everyones Rego ect is current)
Freedom to ride where we feel, it just "happens" to be the same roads as a cop is on.
:banana:


Sounds like a good idea but its STUPID, poke the bear with a stick and you will get eatten. Do you think the cops are stupid.

It may be true that there's nothing they can do, but how would you enjoy every time your seen your pulled over for a license inspection, vehicle check, or just a chat. I'm sure they can do THAT with no problems and it would sure take the fun out of riding.

My two cents or is it 10 now.

[The_Dover]

Do you think the cops are stupid.

do I need to dignify that question with an answer??

[Swoop]

With a long weekend approaching, I'm guessing that there will be an increased "presence" on the roads towards the end of this week.
Perhaps the reason the Muriwai to Mangawhai ride had a visitor at the beginning, since the police leave is (presumably) being saved for the coming weekend...

[T.REX]

Are the cops stupid? huum lets see, they get paid approx $40,000 a year to get beaten, abused, puked on, threatened, ruin peoples days and have to wear those fantastic baby blue blouses- oh thats right they "serve and protect the community" protect us all from those scary bikers who fang aroung on desserted roads and don't endanger anyone but themselves.
Or you could be head of homicide, he gets to hangout with corpses for $65,000 a year. Are cops stupid? well their not the smartest civil servants out there thats for sure, take a paramedic- they have to get a degree before they can work. Now lets consider traffic cops, the lowest of the low, even sneared at in there own ranks. What do you do all day "well, i point a plastic gun at cars for hours and hours and...." you get the picture. Please don't for a minute think i'm being harse, they reap what they sow. Surely at some moment in time on the side of a highway somewhere the traffic cops thinks to themselves "am i sad?, do i have a life?, is this what being a cop is really about?, am i pathetic?" Well no they don't ask this, and why?- because they are stupid. Hope that clears that question up.:shit:

[Ixion]

Um. Not all that many TRX850s around, I'd guess. Less still around Dairy Flat way. Glad I don't ride one. Mistaken identity can be a real pain.

[lukelin250]

Are the cops stupid? huum lets see, they get paid approx $40,000 a year to get beaten, abused, puked on, threatened, ruin peoples days and have to wear those fantastic baby blue blouses- oh thats right they "serve and protect the community" protect us all from those scary bikers who fang aroung on desserted roads and don't endanger anyone but themselves.
Or you could be head of homicide, he gets to hangout with corpses for $65,000 a year. Are cops stupid? well their not the smartest civil servants out there thats for sure, take a paramedic- they have to get a degree before they can work. Now lets consider traffic cops, the lowest of the low, even sneared at in there own ranks. What do you do all day "well, i point a plastic gun at cars for hours and hours and...." you get the picture. Please don't for a minute think i'm being harse, they reap what they sow. Surely at some moment in time on the side of a highway somewhere the traffic cops thinks to themselves "am i sad?, do i have a life?, is this what being a cop is really about?, am i pathetic?" Well no they don't ask this, and why?- because they are stupid. Hope that clears that question up.:shit:

so perfectly put :Punk:

[lukelin250]

retrospective im talking traFFIC COPS on the whole

[NinjaNanna]

I was wondering last night, why the cops take such a bashing?

How many of you out there have been written a lesser ticket than you deserved because the cop was allowed to use some discretion?

I know of 2 within the last week. And I'm sure you know of many others.

I think it has been said on this forum many times, if you get caught speeding take it like a man (no disrespect girls) and own it, you knew what you were doing... And thank God if for some reason the officer was feeling nice and let you off lighter than the law says you deserve.

And final thought, how much cheaper would it have been to head to Pukehoe for the day instead of on the ATNR.

Treat the ATNR as it is meant to be, a nice cruisey way to spend a Thursday Night, where you might make some really great mates.

[Squeak the Rat]

How many of you out there have been written a lesser ticket than you deserved because the cop was allowed to use some discretion?


Good point.

Just curious though, how many of those that received a lesser ticket sighted the radar speed?

[The_Dover]

and how many houses in Albany get burgled on a thursday night?

[Karma]

Good point.

Just curious though, how many of those that received a lesser ticket sighted the radar speed?

Well that's what astounded me, they don't have to show you the laser readout! Apparently it's ok, because if they say that's what you did then that's what you did.

Forgive me, but if you've decided that you don't mind being paid for booking bikers on a dead road in the dark with nobody around then I can't trust your judgement.

[Squeak the Rat]

Well that's what astounded me, they don't have to show you the laser readout! Apparently it's ok, because if they say that's what you did then that's what you did.

.

I was being subtle. I wonder how many people who get a "lesser fine" actually weren't clocked on the radar properly. After all if a cop's just done you a favour the last thing you're going to do is call him a liar.



Forgive me, but if you've decided that you don't mind being paid for booking bikers on a dead road in the dark with nobody around then I can't trust your judgement :zzzz:

[ManDownUnder]

I was being subtle. I wonder how many people who get a "lesser fine" actually weren't clocked on the radar properly. After all if a cop's just done you a favour the last thing you're going to do is call him a liar.

:zzzz:

Agreed 100%... but with a little cunning you can have it both ways.

Wait till the ticket is written, and then ask to "just check the radar".

If you are being accused of something the evidence needs to be there. If they have indeed done you a favour and booked you for less than the indicated speed, thank them.

If they don't have a speed on the radar or it's lower than the speed indicated, ask them what's going on and challenge it. There's nothign wrong with calling for another cop, or contacting central if the cops trying to do a dirty.

I'd be very surprised if they were - but hey.

[The_Dover]

that's the issue Nige, they are under no obligation (legally or morally) to show you a speed on the radar. fuck, they don't even have to have a "locked" speed, just to have seen the numbers flash before their eyes.

pack of cunts.

i don't do subtle

[Squeak the Rat]

But if you decide to defend it then it's some extra ammo. I wasn't doing that speed so i asked to see the reading and he refused. Might not be a deal breaker on it's own but might make a difference........

[T.REX]

Hey NIJANANA, this is why they get a bad rap, because they suck!
Normal cops are nessasary but traffic cops are just useless morons collecting on behalf of Clark and Cullen. With out normal cops they're would be anarchy.

But come to think of it that might not be so bad- remember Mad Max?, escape from newyork/la?, judge dredd? and Blade runner etc?

FUCKIN' RAD! - like road rash but for real. That's it fuck it i'm off to throw chains in the wheels of boy racers, if you see any burnt out wrx's or skylines with half charred corpses in them on your way to work tomorrow- That was me.:angry:

[T.REX]

OH yer, YOU LOT ARE BIKERS NOT LATTE DRINKING BIARTCHS- YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE THE PIGS, IF YOU DON'T YOU MAY AS GO DO COUNCELLING AT A HOME FOR CROSS GENDERED POLYNESIANS WITH SEXUAL IDENTITY ISSUES- YOU LEFTY FOOLS. identify the enemy.:love:

[BNZ]

OH yer, YOU LOT ARE BIKERS NOT LATTE DRINKING BIARTCHS- YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE THE PIGS, IF YOU DON'T YOU MAY AS GO DO COUNCELLING AT A HOME FOR CROSS GENDERED POLYNESIANS WITH SEXUAL IDENTITY ISSUES- YOU LEFTY FOOLS. identify the enemy.:love:

As once put by Frosty: "We are a group of bikers, not bikees". If you think it makes your dick look 2 inches longer to bad mouth cops on an online forum then go for your life mate. :done:

[SwanTiger]

Treat the ATNR as it is meant to be, a nice cruisey way to spend a Thursday Night, where you might make some really great mates.
I'm getting fucken sick of reading this, I've been on a lot of these rides and I have NEVER seen anyone 100% obeying the speed limits. As I've mentioned before, speeds of 200 kmp/h + were not uncommon on the ride. This is why it has the attention of the police. A leopard can change colours but it will never lose its spots and this is the Police motto - regardless of what you are or were doing. Same route. Same people/bikers.

Just like with Gangs, some might say they're going straight and doing good for the community, but the Police will never leave them alone. Same applies here.


and how many houses in Albany get burgled on a thursday night?
Look it up http://www.police.govt.nz I think it averages out to 1.3 or 1.5 a night for the North Shore area.


OH yer, YOU LOT ARE BIKERS NOT LATTE DRINKING BIARTCHS- YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE THE PIGS, IF YOU DON'T YOU MAY AS GO DO COUNCELLING AT A HOME FOR CROSS GENDERED POLYNESIANS WITH SEXUAL IDENTITY ISSUES- YOU LEFTY FOOLS. identify the enemy.:love:
Fuck up about the Police you old bitchy woman, not everyone is closed minded enough to canvas an identifiable group of 'people' with the same ignorant opinion. Some Police are dicks some aren't. Just like when you walk into a supermarket, some cashiers will be friendlier than others. Fact of life.

[The_Dover]

Look it up http://www.police.govt.nz I think it averages out to 1.3 or 1.5 a night for the North Shore area.

you think I have time for that shit? I'm a busy man.

[crashe]

Police complaints ph number: 0800 503 728

[boomer]

Fuck 'em.. it's not rocket science.


Dont go North

Or

Speed with care


a detector is your friend, althought the crafty wankers are using 'instant on' and 'best guess' methods recently. :finger:

[BNZ]

a detector is your friend, althought the crafty wankers are using 'instant on'

Grrrrrrr fucken 'instant on

[The_Dover]

Grrrrrrr fucken 'instant on

that's where you do the instant off

fuck off, at high speed

[T.REX]

My age and sex is by no means a reason for you to pursicute me.

[Ixion]

BOTTYNZ , however, requires no reason to persecute you. We do it just because we can.

Demand BOTTY on all occasions, the original and unsurpassed spelling nazis. Accept no imitations. We give green stamps.

[Macktheknife]

See you all at the pub people, save your bitching till then, it is much better over a beer.

[Pumba]

:angry: Bugger it im going to have to miss out again. Damm family comitments I forgot about.

Have a good ride. And if you dont im sure we will all hear about it

[Jonny Rotten]

right im goin to put the forks back on my lil baike and take it for a burn.... then i will probably motor on over to the pub about 7 30 ish so ill see you when you get there.........

i did the ATNR on tuesday with a mate and our mate in the blue mazda 6 was out there potroling as usuall i motored on past him at about 120kmh and he didnt even batter an eye lid.....niether did his mate further along the route in a black holden.....so im sure they have there days when there out to get some of us and days when they are just after the high speed speeders...... as the copa said awhile ago "we dont really care about the ones goin 110 to 120 its the 120 plus guys we are after" and " we dont mind you guys having a lil fun as long as its safe and not stupid"

good luck to all that go along tonight....look forward to hearing all the storys at the pub

[Chrislost]

oops.
dont like TRAFFIC police

[Qkchk]

Treat the ATNR as it is meant to be, a nice cruisey way to spend a Thursday Night, where you might make some really great mates.

Ive been trying that mindset for ages now, but some still dont listen.......... At the briefing I have always warned about speeding on the ATNR "Do so at your own risk" but unfortunately some dont take this on and then suffer the consequences. What can you do? The ATNR can be highly enjoyable even at legal speeds so I dont know what all the fuss is about................:rolleyes:

[Keystone19]

The ATNR can be highly enjoyable even at legal speeds so I dont know what all the fuss is about................:rolleyes:

Sure can. Sorry I didn't make it tonight guys. Babysitting duties...:innocent:
Should be there next week! Have fun at the pub.

Oh, and QkChk, just wondering about your signature. Is there something you're not telling...?

[lukelin250]

hope you guys hada great tim and there wasnt any trouble,,,any cops spotted??? sucks to miss out on the first of 4 atnr thursdays,,,its already been a week woo only 3 to go. practicin real hard on the driveway at twisties ahaah not :shutup:

[skidMark]

hope you guys hada great tim and there wasnt any trouble,,,any cops spotted??? sucks to miss out on the first of 4 atnr thursdays,,,its already been a week woo only 3 to go. practicin real hard on the driveway at twisties ahaah not :shutup:


good to see everyone at the pub....decided not too ride this ride has too much cop attention now and with my 95 demerits i'm not keen on going into a bears cave and poking it with a stick...while it's hybernating.

anyways after heading home from nsr-dans place....saw a massive accident on the motorway inbetween market road and greenlane southbound...silver car overturned massive side damage and on it's roof.

2 marked cop cars one undercover all with lights going....a fire truck...not sure if there was an ambo or not...

cops talking to a bunch of guys...

just woke me up to what happens when something goes wrong... first major accident ive passed has shaken me up a bit...maybe what i need to sort out my riding...seeing it on the tv ad woke me up a bit but seeing it for real ...yeah feels weird.... i want to know what happened though as it was a straight... unless they were being chased by police and tyre blow out or something...or police rammed them?...could have been any multitude of things i don't want to make assumptions. if any attending officers on here or cops in the know are able to give me a rough idea?

well will see what happens will most likely see you all next week...

and luke if you like i can keep your bike you know errr running for you?

:innocent:

[Disco Dan]

logged on here to find out time for todays run at... 6.50pm perfect.

oh well, next time ;)

OH AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DISAGREED WITH MY POST:

Originally Posted by Disco Dan
honda firestorm while going about 280kmph


That needs to be moved to jokes and humour

Have since gotten the owner to join KB... ask him yourself

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=8514

Rant over...

[lukelin250]

and luke if you like i can keep your bike you know errr running for you?

:innocent:

always the gentleman skidmark, will u put a tank of gas in her?

[skidMark]

always the gentleman skidmark, will u put a tank of gas in her?

will return it with a full tank,... ill even wash it... seriously can i borrow it...take it down to kaiaua or coro loop...???

never ridden a cbr yet...

who knows i may even buy it off ya afterwards ;)

[Phenoix]

or return it in the same condition as his :shutup:

[Karma]

maybe what i need to sort out my riding...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




no... wait...





AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[GMGirl]

Just wanted to say gidday to those of you that were at the Shell Westgate last night about 6.40pm. I think it was "Crashe" that followed me up the end of the northwestern into the gas station as I needed to get gas. I was on Honda VTR250 (my commuter bike). One of these days I will come along for the ride if I can get home quick to bring out the SV. I am always on my way home from work when I see you guys. Next time will stop and say gidday in person. Hope you guys had a good ride without too much law trouble. :Punk:

[NinjaNanna]

Plenty of 250's on the ride too, no real need to change bikes cause this ride is nice and cruisey if thats what you want.

[Devil]

Just wanted to say gidday to those of you that were at the Shell Westgate last night about 6.40pm. I think it was "Crashe" that followed me up the end of the northwestern into the gas station as I needed to get gas. I was on Honda VTR250 (my commuter bike). One of these days I will come along for the ride if I can get home quick to bring out the SV. I am always on my way home from work when I see you guys. Next time will stop and say gidday in person. Hope you guys had a good ride without too much law trouble. :Punk:

Ahhh hullo. We were waiting for you to stop!
Next time! :)

[GMGirl]

Yeah sorry I didn't stop... I was going too, but perhaps became a bit shy and just rode on home. Yeah would rather ride my SV1000S as I get bored riding the 250 since I ride it everyday to work and back... perhaps I am just spoilt with the choice. But yeah will make the effort to leave work earlier and go home and get the SV and come and meet up with you guys within the next few weeks.

[crashe]

Just wanted to say gidday to those of you that were at the Shell Westgate last night about 6.40pm. I think it was "Crashe" that followed me up the end of the northwestern into the gas station as I needed to get gas. I was on Honda VTR250 (my commuter bike). One of these days I will come along for the ride if I can get home quick to bring out the SV. I am always on my way home from work when I see you guys. Next time will stop and say gidday in person. Hope you guys had a good ride without too much law trouble. :Punk:

Yep that was me 'following' you up the motorway.
You ride well amongest the cars.

Next time stop and say gidday at the meet up place...
Oh and you should have come on the ride...... there are always other 250's on the ride...

We did see a HP copper on Kaikaitea Flat Road (I can never spell that word)
He was going the opposite direction to us..... so no problems with the law at all last night.... No incidents.
We did manage to loose one rider for a short time..... but he showed up again coming in from a different road that we came from... :whistle:

A great night riding..... The lads had me leading the pack at the begining to keep everyone at the correct speed... gee aint that nice of them.... then Devil decided to overtake me... hmmmmmm I wasnt going to let him for a wee while... poor buggar wondered what was going on :rofl:

Great company at the pub...... and I thoroughly enjoyed the ride.

[lukelin250]

will return it with a full tank,... ill even wash it... seriously can i borrow it...take it down to kaiaua or coro loop...???

never ridden a cbr yet...

who knows i may even buy it off ya afterwards ;)

sure dude,when you have blonde hair and titties the size of watermelons :love:
oh and a shaven haven

[lukelin250]

you can have a fang when i get my licence back and come on the next ride dude :scooter: but be carefull you drop her and ill drop you

[SwanTiger]

I hope to see some of the familiar faces tomorrow evening, even the ugly and the new ones. I'll be coming down in the car with a friend.

First person to lose their license, drinks on me :laugh:

[Qkchk]

Might come down and slap some of the newbies into reality................ depends on da wedda :sunny: and if Im dubbin MR Qkkid

[Phenoix]

tell him to take the car instead, that way u can enjoy the ride :P
How is the new beauty any ways ?

[Pumba]

Right hopefully this weather holds. Count me in for tonight

[Qkchk]

tell him to take the car instead, that way u can enjoy the ride :P
How is the new beauty any ways ?

Bloody nice but have had so much on last couple of weeks I havnt really got out and enjoyed it yet.............. Steve might bring it down to the pub tonight. He's got a meeting up @ Silverdale tonight so hes taking it up there.

[Qkchk]

O, by the way.................. see you ratbags @ Westgate.

[Disco Dan]

..........

[Jonny Rotten]

right ill see you lot at dairy flat got to get ready for my visit from the fuzz.......

[Disco Dan]

cheers all for a good ride, i gapped it once we all got to pub.. got stuff due at uni in morning :innocent:

...sorry to the dudes that where trying to overtake the 'wobbly newbie' :dodge:

dam thing just won go any faster... hehe

Hope the guy that binned is ok? looked pretty nasty, lotsa road attached to that bike!

...the dude that went to pick up his van on the cbr... PM me mate it's Dan, dunno your handle!

[paturoa]

First thursday nite ride for me too.

Nice ride and some new roads for me.

[Phenoix]

Was a good night.
Just meet everyone at the pub, dam work commitments.
The guy with the van is Frosty

[Macktheknife]

Great to see everyone at the pub again, keep it coming.

[classic zed]

I will be back for sure, and it was nice to meet people at the pub and put a few faces to names.

Thanks for a good evening:done:

[SwanTiger]

Nice to catch up with some of you, fucken halarious that everyone offered Carmen their pillion seat! Might turn up on the bike next week if I can find a helmet that fits her.

Thanks for the thrash Mark, the C Model is definitely superior to the A but the engine performance can't compare to the character of a V-Twin engine ... when will you learn!

Anyway I'm off to beeeeed :D

P.S. was followed home by a cop and saw two others prowling around, busy night!

[boomer]

P.S. was followed home by a cop and saw two others prowling around, busy night!

i hope you gave him the learn

[Devil]

Not a bad ride, specially following my bike around! :innocent:

Sorry to all those that I didn't get around introducing myself to. Not that anyone comes up to me...am I that unapproachable? :P

Get well soon to the crasher. I think you got off lightly!

[Pumba]

Great ride last night and good to catch up with every one at the pub. Hope the downed rider is ok, I was really enjoying myself up till that point.

If the weather is good we will see you all next week.:rockon:

[Keystone19]

Thanks for the ride on the bike Devil, it was really easy to ride - loved it!! Shame the speedo is so far out...:innocent:

An interesting evening...cheers all.

[NinjaNanna]

Hi Guys,

It appeared to my wife last night that if it had been me that crashed, nobody on the ride would have had a clue who to contact in the event (Yes I did fill in the Emergency contact when I registered on the forum - but being a neewb do you know I am-ok the avatar might give it away but seriously that might takes hours for someone to realise - not having a go at anyone???).

Even the police would take a while to work it out as I doubt any of my Next of Kin contact details are correct on any databases back home in Australia.

Needless to say I now have a nice little print out covered by sticky tape in behind my license with emergency contact details, should something bad ever happen.

Only took me 15min and it should mean that my wife will find out straight away if anything goes wrong rather than worrying why I've been gone for so long.

Cheers

NN (nanna by name nanna by nature)

[Jonny Rotten]

[QUOTE=SwanTiger;802010]Nice to catch up with some of you, fucken halarious that everyone offered Carmen their pillion seat!

i was just saving her from being marks pillion......

[SwanTiger]

[QUOTE=SwanTiger;802010]Nice to catch up with some of you, fucken halarious that everyone offered Carmen their pillion seat!

i was just saving her from being marks pillion......

Haha don't worry mate, she apreciated it.

I've only once got on the back of a bike with Mark and that was just through a carpark and even then I was worried for my safety! Nah I love you Mark, long time.

[skidMark]

[quote=Jonny Rotten;802441]

Haha don't worry mate, she apreciated it.

I've only once got on the back of a bike with Mark and that was just through a carpark and even then I was worried for my safety! Nah I love you Mark, long time.


thats cus my suspension was begging for mercy

[Jonny Rotten]

[quote=SwanTiger;802935]


thats cus my suspension was begging for mercy

its a good thing you didnt take her on your bike mark if she had wrapped her arms around you like she did me.... you might have gotten a wet stick patch in your pants......cause im a man it didnt happen....live and learn little fella

[McJim]

Hi Guys,

It appeared to my wife last night that if it had been me that crashed, nobody on the ride would have had a clue who to contact in the event (Yes I did fill in the Emergency contact when I registered on the forum - but being a neewb do you know I am-ok the avatar might give it away but seriously that might takes hours for someone to realise - not having a go at anyone???).

Even the police would take a while to work it out as I doubt any of my Next of Kin contact details are correct on any databases back home in Australia.

Needless to say I now have a nice little print out covered by sticky tape in behind my license with emergency contact details, should something bad ever happen.

Only took me 15min and it should mean that my wife will find out straight away if anything goes wrong rather than worrying why I've been gone for so long.

Cheers

NN (nanna by name nanna by nature)

If in doubt put next of kin contact numbers in your mobile phone too under ICE (in case of emergency) I have a Nokia (which is bomb proof) Just an idea.

[Edbear]

If in doubt put next of kin contact numbers in your mobile phone too under ICE (in case of emergency) I have a Nokia (which is bomb proof) Just an idea.




Don't have a Nokia, but my k750i is pretty well protected when I ride and the ICE idea is a good one, done that. Also carry a medical directive which includes pertinent medical info such as allergies, current medication, (none for me), and emergency contact details.

[Squeak the Rat]

My phone has a lock code so I'm fucked 'cause I aint telling you dodgy lot.:killingme McJim you straying from tre Sth ride? :rofl: I might join you next week or week after... if i can keep up with the 250's and motards......:dodge:

[SwanTiger]

its a good thing you didnt take her on your bike mark if she had wrapped her arms around you like she did me.... you might have gotten a wet stick patch in your pants......cause im a man it didnt happen....live and learn little fella

He only gets a hard on when guys wrap their arms around him.

[boomer]

are you guys still givin Mark shit..?? at school thats called bullying! leave him alone you sad pricks

[Qkchk]

Hi Guys,

It appeared to my wife last night that if it had been me that crashed, nobody on the ride would have had a clue who to contact in the event (Yes I did fill in the Emergency contact when I registered on the forum - but being a neewb do you know I am-ok the avatar might give it away but seriously that might takes hours for someone to realise - not having a go at anyone???).


Very good point NN. I think we have been lucky so far with binns, we usually have known the rider or they have had a buddy/somebody knows them. Probably a good idea to carry some id (Well it is law now to have to carry your license) but as in your case - Some updated info stuck on the back of your license or elsewhere isn't a bad idea.

[Qkchk]

are you guys still givin Mark shit..?? at school thats called bullying! leave him alone you sad pricks

Gotta pick on someone else, since JSG has gone into lurking...........:whistle:

[SwanTiger]

are you guys still givin Mark shit..?? at school thats called bullying! leave him alone you sad pricks

It's a different way of showing affection for another living human being.

Some people dress up as Elvis and sing like him too, to show their admiration and interest for the person he was.

We're not that sad when you put things into perspective, really.

When we go around dressed in one piece leathers wearing socks and sneakers with holes in our gloves ringing the neck of our ZXR 250 with 2 inch chicken strips, talk non-stop and act like a clown in admiration and interest for Mark, then (and only then) may you call us sad.

[skidMark]

It's a different way of showing affection for another living human being.

Some people dress up as Elvis and sing like him too, to show their admiration and interest for the person he was.

We're not that sad when you put things into perspective, really.

When we go around dressed in one piece leathers wearing socks and sneakers with holes in our gloves ringing the neck of our ZXR 250 with 2 inch chicken strips, talk non-stop and act like a clown in admiration and interest for Mark, then (and only then) may you call us sad.


excuse me
















they was trainers not sneakers and i thought the grey socks matched the grey trainers very well

and my gloves were air conditioned thank you very much

[Disco Dan]

excuse me
















they was trainers not sneakers and i thought the grey socks matched the grey trainers very well

and my gloves were air conditioned thank you very much

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ...nice one

[McJim]

My phone has a lock code so I'm fucked 'cause I aint telling you dodgy lot.:killingme McJim you straying from tre Sth ride? :rofl: I might join you next week or week after... if i can keep up with the 250's and motards......:dodge:

No one has any difficulty keeping up with me - I am a self confessed nana that rides a honda! (Luckily I'm comfortable with my sexuality and have no problems admitting all of this)

I sit my restricted on Friday morning though so next week I'll get to see what 100kph feels like!:rofl:

If I don't make the run (fatherly responsibilities) I'll be at the pub anyway coz it's only 15 minutes' ride from home.

[Blondini]

[QUOTE=SwanTiger;802010]Nice to catch up with some of you, fucken halarious that everyone offered Carmen their pillion seat!

i was just saving her from being marks pillion......

hmmmmmm and still you lot too scared to take me pillion:dodge:

[Mom]

[QUOTE=Jonny Rotten;802441]

hmmmmmm and still you lot too scared to take me pillion:dodge:

LOL..........you go girl!!!!!!:innocent:

[Jonny Rotten]

[QUOTE=Jonny Rotten;802441]

hmmmmmm and still you lot too scared to take me pillion:dodge:

scared never!!!!!!

[SwanTiger]

[QUOTE=Jonny Rotten;802441]

hmmmmmm and still you lot too scared to take me pillion:dodge:
Hmm maybe when I get back :yes:

Might be there tomorrow depending on when I finish work but for next 2 weeks will be away then overseas (to get my full license ahem...) and then new bike has insurance whoo hoo :innocent:

[Keystone19]

Won't be there this week fellas. I have a personal invite to the Motomail Ladies night. Because I'm a lady don't ya know...

[SixPackBack]

Because I'm a lady don't ya know...


Proof?............certifiable photo's will be acceptable:eek:

[SixPackBack]

HOLY SHIT!!.....thanks K19 was only jokin.:gob:

[Blondini]

[QUOTE=julie;808736]

scared never!!!!!!

Paranoid??????????:yes:

[Boosted]

So whos heading out tonight then? looks like its going to be a beautiful evening :)

[Pumba]

Ill see how the day progresses but hopefully ill be there. (how can I not if the weather holds out like it is now!!)

[Devil]

Might be there. Not sure at this stage.

[Blondini]

[QUOTE=julie;808736]
Hmm maybe when I get back :yes:

Might be there tomorrow depending on when I finish work but for next 2 weeks will be away then overseas (to get my full license ahem...) and then new bike has insurance whoo hoo :innocent:

hmmm O.K.:niceone:

[erik]

So whos heading out tonight then? looks like its going to be a beautiful evening :)
I am. I'll probably head out along scenic drive since the weather's so nice and I haven't got any class in the afternoon. :ride:

[Jonny Rotten]

ill be there as always......

[Boosted]

haha yeh, im still thinking of coming, but my mates are either out of town or bikes arent ready so dont wana b a loner :P

[The Stranger]

[QUOTE=Jonny Rotten;802441]

hmmmmmm and still you lot too scared to take me pillion:dodge:

Was going to say just turn up and someone will take you, but looking at your profile pic and sig I am not so sure.

[Qkchk]

HOLY SHIT!!.....thanks K19 was only jokin.:gob:

UNBELIVEABLE! :gob:

[Qkchk]

haha yeh, im still thinking of coming, but my mates are either out of town or bikes arent ready so dont wana b a loner :P

You wont be a loner, Skidmark should be there.........:dodge:



It's all on tonight - Absolu awesome weather for it. Just got to pick up the beast from Henderson Motorcycles (getting a service) and drop off the KLR650 (what a hoot!) will be up there @ 6.30pm.

Who else is comin along?

[Disco Dan]

will be along again this week, maybe even stay for a drink in the pub this time... depends if i know anyone there!! didnt know who anyone was last week so slipped away when we reached the pub! hehe

Oh and i will try not too hold you all up too much this time ;)

[Qkchk]

will be along again this week, maybe even stay for a drink in the pub this time... depends if i know anyone there!! didnt know who anyone was last week so slipped away when we reached the pub! hehe

Oh and i will try not too hold you all up too much this time ;)

Come on in and have a beer with us! There is usually someone telling a story of how close they came to hitting Skidmark or somebody with bike problems....... you will find it quite interesting!

At least you are making the effort to get out there and do some riding - not like some of the blow-hards on this site.

[Disco Dan]

Come on in and have a beer with us! There is usually someone telling a story of how close they came to hitting Skidmark or somebody with bike problems....... you will find it quite interesting!

At least you are making the effort to get out there and do some riding - not like some of the blow-hards on this site.

will see how i feel... ...dont know skidmark... although he appears almost 'famous' on this site for doing really dumb and dangerous stuff! ..know kittyhawk and frosty and thats it!

Do they sell WARM beer there? cant stand cold beer :sick: (a British thing ;))

[WickedOne]

May see you guys there (for a change)!!!

[Pumba]

Right cant turn down a ride in tonights weather see you all at westgate.

[Blondini]

[QUOTE=julie;808736]

Was going to say just turn up and someone will take you, but looking at your profile pic and sig I am not so sure.

What no sense of humour.That would just be so:gob: Yeah hi I just got told to turn up

[skidMark]

[quote=CaN;809880]

What no sense of humour.That would just be so:gob: Yeah hi I just got told to turn up


i can take you pillion if you want?

don't worry i ride extremely sensibly when i have a pillion

i only ride a lil zxr 250 tho :P

[The Stranger]

[QUOTE=CaN;809880]

What no sense of humour.That would just be so:gob: Yeah hi I just got told to turn up

Sure I got a sense of humour. I also got a sense of self preservation too.

See you already got an offer.

[Blondini]

[QUOTE=julie;809954]

Sure I got a sense of humour. I also got a sense of self preservation too.

See you already got an offer.

My instincts work fine thanks.And I do appreciate all offers:yes: The ones of you I have met were a decent bunch and I was keen to meet more of you:innocent:

[Disco Dan]

i'll take a pillion! done it a few times, just remember to stick your feet out ready when i go slow... have a tendency to fall over to one side!! hehehe

bring a C-spanner and some spare underware :gob:

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

UNBELIVEABLE! :gob:

Believe it mate... I only have memories but... y'know... :gob:

[Blondini]

i'll take a pillion! done it a few times, just remember to stick your feet out ready when i go slow... have a tendency to fall over to one side!! hehehe

bring a C-spanner and some spare underware :gob:

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

Thanks sounds :gob: Not keen on falling over ,but you lot have a great ride what perfect weather for you.Be safe

[Disco Dan]

doesnt happen toooooo often ;) hehe

see you all at westgate!

ive sprayed my brake discs with CRC and covered my rear tyre in that wonderful 'shiny stuff' and taken off the speedo so i dont get distracted... ;) hehehe ..naaaa :gob:

[WickedOne]

Hey guys, since I haven't been on the ATNR for ages, is it still light when you get to Albany? (Not sure if I should wear my tinted visor or not).

[Devil]

Has been sort of twilighty-light'ish on a clear day. Not too bad on a day like today.
If it were cloudy i'd say go clear. Personally I'm going clear because there's also the ride home from the pub to think about.

[Draco]

Front page sais no snail pace....your definition of snail???????

[WickedOne]

Front page sais no snail pace....your definition of snail???????

s.... l.... o...... w.....

[WickedOne]

s.... l.... o...... w.....

Nah, just farking with you.... you'll be fine, just come along, we don't go too fast.

[skidMark]

Front page sais no snail pace....your definition of snail???????


lol ive seen you ride you will definately be fine LOL

as long as they can do 100 kph it's sweet

[Maha]

s.... l.... o...... w.....

Hey stop talking about me...i am online ya know.......:killingme

[Macktheknife]

I expect Boomer will be there then too.

Oh and you have my email address eh Jilly?? Cos those photos that SPB is talkin about havn't arrived yet.

Neither have mine.....:weep:

[skidMark]

Neither have mine.....:weep:


shes taking some more.... just for you mack...

[WickedOne]

shes taking some more.... just for you mack...

Hey Mack, might be time for another clip around the ears for young Mark....

[Jonny Rotten]

right just doin my bitch duties then ill be on my way

[skidMark]

Hey Mack, might be time for another clip around the ears for young Mark....


he needs no reason it's his ritual

[WickedOne]

enough talking shit, see you guys at W/Gate.

[Jonny Rotten]

might bring this bike along tonight so i can give you all the LEARN

[skidMark]

leaving now c u lot soon

[skidMark]

had a good night out great turnout...even had the great honour of pulling a shiny new gixxer out of a ditch :(

oh well hes ok and bikes fine so all is well

and i was at westgate by 650....22 minutes..... :innocent:

from panmure:P about 30 k's wooot

edit: there was the other adventure of the night of my speedometer saying i was doing 0kph everywhere

[mynameis]

Shit did someone bin again this week? That's a shame! Last week the dood on the BMW binned in front of me aye. Wasn't a good site at all, but he did do a silly thing!

Going hard on Thursday nite ride and overtaking in a blind corner after being told my Qkchk at Dairy Flat that the roads ahead is a bit tricky and bikers have come off there yet he did it :(

0oh well hope whoever binned is ok and the bikes ok as well. Frosty is very helpful, he helped the bloke last week. Good on ya Frost :) And yes save all the shit for track days guys :)

mynameis

[skidMark]

Shit did someone bin again this week? That's a shame! Last week the dood on the BMW binned in front of me aye. Wasn't a good site at all, but he did do a silly thing!

Going hard on Thursday nite ride and overtaking in a blind corner after being told my Qkchk at Dairy Flat that the roads ahead is a bit tricky and bikers have come off there yet he did it :(

0oh well hope whoever binned hope is ok and the bikes ok as well. Frosty is very helpful, he helped the bloke last week. Good on ya Frost :) And yes save all the shit for a track day guys :)

mynameis


one scratch on the fairing....(absolutely tiny) scratched mirror.....and a couple of little iddy biddy dings in the muffler

and rider is fine , just a bruised ego

[Disco Dan]

Well as promised folks, the pictures from latest ride... (sorry skidmark ;) )

(shame i couldnt stay for a beer this time, got called away on "buisness" aka booty call :innocent: )


looking forward to next one ;)

The luvly gals that came along... ...PM me if your single ;) hehe ...hey even if your not! :innocent: hehehe!!!

hey skidmark.. is that a 'bolt' where your clucth is meant to be???

[ArcherWC]

The luvly gals that came along... ...PM me if your single ;) hehe ...hey even if your not! :innocent: hehehe!!!



:Oi: Bit of a problem for you when its the husbands that read this forum :Oi:

[Disco Dan]

:Oi: Bit of a problem for you when its the husbands that read this forum :Oi:

aww dont you share your toys then? :innocent: :innocent:

(only kidding dude :dodge: )

[Disco Dan]

Some more photo's, a little blurred but had trouble holding the thing still! whoop!

[Disco Dan]

one scratch on the fairing....(absolutely tiny) scratched mirror.....and a couple of little iddy biddy dings in the muffler

and rider is fine , just a bruised ego

um.. dude... did you not look at the pics? :gob: :gob:

Hey "skidmark" PM me the details of that bike shop, front brake giving me grief and developed a flat spot in acceleration. Cheers dude!

[boomer]

I expect Boomer will be there then too.

Oh and you have my email address eh Jilly?? Cos those photos that SPB is talkin about havn't arrived yet.

I WAS WASHING MY HAIR!


you going to Taupo Speedie?

[skidMark]

um.. dude... did you not look at the pics? :gob: :gob:

Hey "skidmark" PM me the details of that bike shop, front brake giving me grief and developed a flat spot in acceleration. Cheers dude!

dude those are pics of my bike LOL

the bike that crashed was a gixxer 600 and him and bike are fine

my damage is from sn4pd crashing it when he owned it....

i just ddn't wanna put pics up LOL

[lukelin250]

wooo one week till i get my licence back! so guess ill be there bright and early next week, please god let the weather be good. while ive been away i have kept tabs on this thread and its great to see the thursday night rides getting safer every week! hah :rockon:

[WickedOne]

Great night last night, was really good to get out with you guys for a change!!!

[Disco Dan]

dude those are pics of my bike LOL

the bike that crashed was a gixxer 600 and him and bike are fine

my damage is from sn4pd crashing it when he owned it....

i just ddn't wanna put pics up LOL

ah.. i see.. "my bad" :Punk:

meh, was told to take photo of your 'latest damage' and post it so i did :yes:

...now to go find that bridge that someone else told me to jump off of....:shit:

-----
oh and skiddy, whats details of that bike shop you talked about???

[crashe]

ah.. i see.. "my bad" :Punk:

meh, was told to take photo of your 'latest damage' and post it so i did :yes:

...now to go find that bridge that someone else told me to jump off of....:shit:

-----
oh and skiddy, whats details of that bike shop you talked about???

No no no you are not bad...... you did good...

In another thread skidmark posted up pics of the good side of his bike...
He was asked to post up pics of the bad side.... but he was too chicken :whistle:

So you kindly took the pics to show people what it was held together with... the 'duc tape' and the 'knead it' and the huge gravel rash.....

So its all good...


The bike that went down on the last thursday night ride had very little damage... a wee scratch on the exhaust pipe.

[lukelin250]

lots of gravel not enough rash,hmm no wait thats wrong,let me switch that too much rash not enough .....

[OutForADuck]

Hi all. Just thought I would take the time to say thanks to those that pulled me out of the trees Thursday before last.

Especially; a big thanks to Frosty for collecting my Beemer and the lass (name eludes me) that gave first aid before throwing me into the ambulance.

It was my first ride out with you guys, and not my last, but I am thinking there will a few months break whilst I get bits and straightened and roadworthy again.

I'll try not to make a habit of injecting so much excitement into the rides, last time I stepped off my bike was over 20 years ago :oi-grr: so I'm hoping next time can wait as long again.

Cheers and see you out there soon.

[Pumba]

Good to see your on the mend:Punk:

[crashe]

Especially; a big thanks to Frosty for collecting my Beemer and the lass (name eludes me) that gave first aid before throwing me into the ambulance.
That was Keystone19 that did the nursing bit......

Glad to finally hear from you...... and that you are ok???????
I heard your head took a bit of a bashing and you were kinda repeating yourself a bit... hence being thrown in the ambo... well ok not literally.

We asked last Thursday night if anyone had heard anything how you were getting on... so it is great to see you posting on here.

Be good to see you back on the road again real soon.

Oh and I do believe the tree survived as well... :whistle:

[Keystone19]

Yeah, that was me who threw you in the ambulance. Glad you're ok.

[OutForADuck]

Hey Keystone19. You'll have to intro yourself next time I'm out so I can buy you a drink or something. I'll try to make the pub Thursday night.

The heads ok, Crashe, Never anything in there to hurt really. The ego took the brunt of the impact, that and the poor old bike.

[lukelin250]

so its been a month already and i get my licence back tommorow,a whole month on from when i lost it on the last kb westgate ride. im keen to turn up and do it all again (except the excessive speeding) but since i was ticketed at 7:48 do you think if i get stopd shortly before then that the cop will be difficult and impound the bike? just wondering if its worth the risk or if there even is a risk. anyhow would be great to get back out, been awhile since i last rode :innocent:

[Phenoix]

Well for all you guys that havent heard the good news.
Mark is selling his bike and buying a car, wait that means he can still hit us, argg, what to do , what to do.
After this weekend he will hopefully be confined to 4 wheels.
Yay, I get the gargae back again

[Macktheknife]

Sorry guys, I have had a thing come up and cannot make it this week. Anyone who was going to contribute to the care package for IL4 I am sending, please PM me for address details.
Anyone who doesn't know about it look here
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=38334

[ArcherWC]

It dosnt look good for tommorow night at this stage, supposed to be hail and thunder storms.

[Qkchk]

Start praying to the weather gods people........................... as said, it is supposed to be shite tomorrow but they got the forecast wrong for today/yesterday. That lousy weather we had today was not as bad as it was predicted so hopefully the storm/shite weather has moved over faster than anticipated.:sunny: Theres a good chance it might be ok tomorrow with the strong wind today :wari: will go have a quick looksie @ Metservice.

[Qkchk]

Heres a piccy of tomorrows weather.

It looks like the cold front will move off the North of the NI early tomorrow moring so things should be starting to fine up but we will still have strong winds from the West. (Lets see if Im right......)

Weather looks shit hot for the weekend - theres a huge High over the Tasman, just in time for Sat and Sunday! :wari:

[Jonny Rotten]

Weather looks shit hot for the weekend - theres a huge High over the Tasman, just in time for Sat and Sunday! :wari:

well if tomorrow is shit who's up for a saturday ATNR and pie/beer ride?

[Jonny Rotten]

Well for all you guys that havent heard the good news.
Mark is selling his bike and buying a car, wait that means he can still hit us, argg, what to do , what to do.
After this weekend he will hopefully be confined to 4 wheels.
Yay, I get the gargae back again

no fucken way.......thats just stupid what idiot would give him a cage licence????


why is that dumb ass buying a car..

i have one for sale he can have it for 1200 bucks if he buys it as is where is....needs two new tyres thats is has warrent till febuary and ill chuck in some rego

[Qkchk]

well if tomorrow is shit who's up for a saturday ATNR and pie/beer ride?

You will have to call it the ASDR Auckland Sat Day Ride :p

Swanny will be there with bells on if there is pie on offer............

[Jonny Rotten]

ah thats true.... the ASDR it is then.......

[Qkchk]

Hopefully it should be ok this time tmrw - prob not much different than it is out there now............


Hey Phenoix, whats this about Mark and a cage? Can he drive??????????

[Qkchk]

You gunna bring the ring-a-ding-ding Jonny? All fixed up rearing to go?

[Jonny Rotten]

You gunna bring the ring-a-ding-ding Jonny? All fixed up rearing to go?

got a few more things to do to it first....like work out which wire goes where so i have working lights and paint the tank....then its slap on a rego and im away

[Squeak the Rat]

ADHD - Auckland Daytime Hoon & Drink

[Pumba]

Can he drive??????????

Judging by his handling of a bike he already thinks hes indesrcutable (sp?), god knows what he will be like with a ton or so of steel cage around him.

[SwanTiger]

Did someone say "pie" ?

[hellnback]

WTF, was pissing down before - now it's blue sky all round!!?? :gob:

[Jonny Rotten]

im sitting this one out tonight folks......got some shit to do.....and the weather is shit house

ASDR it is then

[ArcherWC]

Rachel and I are out for tonight, too windy, too wet, too scared. see you all next week

[Pumba]

Im out as well this week (grumble, grumble...dam work...grumble:angry:)

[NinjaNanna]

ASDR sounds great, will you be posting a go no go type message around 9-10 on Saturday??? And will it be here or on you other thread???

Cheers
Shane

[Qkchk]

Ride is cancelled due to Swanny eating too much baked beans - too farken windy!

C u all next thursday :bye:

[Qkchk]

ASDR sounds great, will you be posting a go no go type message around 9-10 on Saturday??? And will it be here or on you other thread???

Cheers
Shane

Dunno matey, someone else is organising this one - Ive gotta work Sat morning :angry:

[lukelin250]

ASDR sounds good. god damn weather i cant believe it i got my licence back today keen as chips to go for the good ol ATNR and waddya know. haha tough shit. oh well sat forecast looks good, i cant wait.
im just stoked i got a licence now * strokes licence card* :yes:

[SwanTiger]

Ride is cancelled due to Swanny eating too much baked beans - too farken windy!

C u all next thursday :bye:
Fucken windy alright. Note to self: Pulling wheelies while windy is not a good idea as it results in a sore foot.

Details on the Saturday ride please ... Johnny?

[Jonny Rotten]

www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=38714

[Jonny Rotten]

www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1020&day=2006-11-11

[bugjuice]

Ride is cancelled due to Swanny eating too much baked beans - too farken windy!

C u all next thursday :bye:

wuss :bleh:

[pinkhoggirl]

Ride is cancelled due to Swanny eating too much baked beans - too farken windy!

C u all next thursday :bye:

Yep - bummer bout the weather - was looking forward to a catch up! Will be there next week for sure chick - bells on.:yes:

[hedgier1]

Hey qkchk
I will try to be there for thursday. Been asked to go on south cruise but like your cruise beta. Anyways after going to Taupo Trackday, Sad to say this but I am single again. Yippee I think? Anyways try and get some single chicks on the ride. hahahaahaha
Cops suck....Got ticket on way to Taupo.
Thursday rides rock.....Keep it up.

[Disco Dan]

yeah! bring single gals everyone!! haha

[Qkchk]

Hey qkchk
I will try to be there for thursday. Been asked to go on south cruise but like your cruise beta. Anyways after going to Taupo Trackday, Sad to say this but I am single again. Yippee I think? Anyways try and get some single chicks on the ride. hahahaahaha
Cops suck....Got ticket on way to Taupo.
Thursday rides rock.....Keep it up.

Thankx for da support, ratbag. One minute you were taking photos alongside the pits straight then you were gone - didnt see you leave............ hope you have put ya $$$ to Frosty for the next one in May :2thumbsup Will c u there thursday, dunno what Im gonna do about the lack of single girls tho...?

[Qkchk]

yeah! bring single gals everyone!! haha

For all the single chicks out there wanting a fun night out and the chance to meet some really cool guys.........................come along to the next Auckland Thursday Night Ride - The best place to meet new friends ;) :love:


No need to be worried, they will get a personal kick up the arrrrrse from me if they misbehave. :yes:

[Maha]

yeah! bring single gals everyone!! haha

Would ya rather they be 'inflated'?......or ya not fussed?.......:laugh:

[Qkchk]

Would ya rather they be 'inflated'?......or ya not fussed?.......:laugh:

:rofl: Yeah just you go ahead and tease them......... not long til you'll have the handbrake pulled on! :bleh:

[Maha]

:rofl: Yeah just you go ahead and tease them......... not long til you'll have the handbrake pulled on! :bleh:

Gotcha drift......Maha does a 'U' turn........:scooter:

[Qkchk]

Gotcha drift......Maha does a 'U' turn........:scooter:

:lol: Awww don't be such a big girl........... you might get the guys revved up.

[Disco Dan]

Would ya rather they be 'inflated'?......or ya not fussed?.......:laugh:

if i had a choice... have a REAL soft spot for firery red heads! :innocent:

hahaha!

[Phenoix]

Us guys misbehave, never.
Remeber, Mark has bikie no more :rockon:

[Qkchk]

Us guys misbehave, never.
Remeber, Mark has bikie no more :rockon:

Bugga so who can we tease about their riding skills (or lack of them) and send out to the front of the pack for cop bait?

[Phenoix]

Dont know, but he's been given his marching orders.
He will soon me X flat mate.
He is a completely lazy shit, who doesnt help clean up or anything.

As for cop bait, Dover will probably volenteer. :dodge:

[pinkhoggirl]

if i had a choice... have a REAL soft spot for firery red heads! :innocent:

hahaha!

Interesting "theme" happening here...:shutup:

[Disco Dan]

Interesting "theme" happening here...:shutup:

how do you mean? :innocent:

[pinkhoggirl]

how do you mean? :innocent:

We haven't met mate (and I'm probably old enough to be your mama), but...well..... just ask Texmo, or...anyone for that matter! :devil2:

[Phenoix]

She'll drink you under that table, or atleast make a bloody good go of it.
1 tequlia 2 tequlia, 3 tequlia, time to strat on another bottle :yes:

[Disco Dan]

...hope so :gob:

[pinkhoggirl]

She'll drink you under that table, or atleast make a bloody good go of it.
1 tequlia 2 tequlia, 3 tequlia, time to strat on another bottle :yes:

Well - I was thinking more along the lines of "sexy hot bitch" myself,....but I suppose any claim to fame will do...:bye:

[SlowHand]

She'll drink you under that table, or atleast make a bloody good go of it.
1 tequlia 2 tequlia, 3 tequlia, time to strat on another bottle :yes:


Leave me out of your sexual fantasies :mellow:

[Jonny Rotten]

Bugga so who can we tease about their riding skills (or lack of them) and send out to the front of the pack for cop bait?


you can tease me.
my ridding skills are goin abit down hill at the momment......
but i think ill keep what happened between me and the road.... and speedie....:shutup:

[Phenoix]

hahahaa, beggers cant be choosers :P

[darkoh]

think i seen you all ride past my place in waitoki last week, was a little jealous! might join yas this week!

[Qkchk]

She'll drink you under that table, or atleast make a bloody good go of it.
1 tequlia 2 tequlia, 3 tequlia, time to strat on another bottle :yes:

Yeah she even put JUZZER in his place................. :rofl:

Note to oneself: Dont EVER challenge P.H.G. to a drinkfest......... :sick:

[The_Dover]

juzzer was a fuckin pussy

[pinkhoggirl]

Yeah she even put JUZZER in his place................. :rofl:

Note to oneself: Dont EVER challenge P.H.G. to a drinkfest......... :sick:

Awww, come on chick - be a sport!! :third: What's happened to the Juzz man anyway? I've had some more practice - think I could take him this time...:done: I'll be there Thursday - barring REALLY stink weather...

[Qkchk]

think i seen you all ride past my place in waitoki last week, was a little jealous! might join yas this week!Dont only bring yourself, bring a friend.......... :hug:

Might of been us, but on the previous week - cursed rain and wind last week brought on a cancellation.


But fingers and eyes crossed - should be all go this thursday :sunny: :sunny:

[SwanTiger]

For all the single chicks out there wanting a fun night out and the chance to meet some really cool guys.........................come along to the next Auckland Thursday Night Ride - The best place to meet new friends ;) :love:


No need to be worried, they will get a personal kick up the arrrrrse from me if they misbehave. :yes:
Sweet I'll bring my dog, he needs to find a good bitch.


Bugga so who can we tease about their riding skills (or lack of them) and send out to the front of the pack for cop bait?
Thanks to a truck not stopping at a stop sign to give way I'm stuck in Auckland for a few days so I might come this week. If I do, i'll bring the GN and lead the ride as cop bait! :Punk:

[skidMark]

Judging by his handling of a bike he already thinks hes indesrcutable (sp?), god knows what he will be like with a ton or so of steel cage around him.

mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha

teh clapped out old mitsi mirage ov doom :P

[skidMark]

I Saaaw Nuusiiiink....:innocent:

sooooooo


who do you think you are kidding mr hitler if you think were onnn the runnnnnnnnn

ok ill stop it there

[skidMark]

I'm surprised you even got that joke Mark. Well done.


my mother says not to use public telephone boxes sir she says it's unhygenic, you stupid boy

actually i was talking about dads army when it was actually in relation to hogans heroes but now i clicked:P

[FROSTY]

Bugga so who can we tease about their riding skills (or lack of them) and send out to the front of the pack for cop bait?
Ill do it--on my PINK bike --yep kinda hard to miss that one

[ManDownUnder]

Ill do it--on my PINK bike --yep kinda hard to miss that one

She said bait the cops... not scar 'em for life...
"what the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK"

"Mein eyes - MEIN EYES!"

[crashe]

mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha

teh clapped out old mitsi mirage ov doom :P

Hey Mark...... what is your bonnet like on your car???
I'm after one for my lovely 1988 Mitzi Mirage Geneva..... 4 door hatch...
I dont mind what colour it is..... so Im happy to take the bonnet off your hands... cheers.




and back to topic........ thursday night ride.......

[Qkchk]

I'm surprised you even got that joke Mark. Well done.

Haha ya both got it wrong - It was Hogans Heroes not Dads Army :p

[Qkchk]

Awww, come on chick - be a sport!! :third: What's happened to the Juzz man anyway? I've had some more practice - think I could take him this time...:done: I'll be there Thursday - barring REALLY stink weather...

We scared him off - last we heard he was overseas somewhere, Dover knows more.......


How about bringing some of that nice weather over with you?

[The_Dover]

he got deported for some weird sex crimes with dolphins or some shit.

last I heard he was trying to get a job at SeaWorld.

[Qkchk]

he got deported for some weird sex crimes with dolphins or some shit.

last I heard he was trying to get a job at SeaWorld.

Farken 'ell..... do you just sit on the search feature all day?

[ManDownUnder]

Well - I was thinking more along the lines of "sexy hot bitch" myself

Yup - that'd be she.

Attitude, ability to execute, and style. To be underestimated only at your extreme peril.

I pity the last fool that tried.... still... he should have seen it coming....:bye:

[ManDownUnder]

Farken 'ell..... do you just sit on the search feature all day?

...only when his thumbs get too tired...

[Qkchk]

...only when his thumbs get too tired...

Goes to show Im in the wrong industry.............:yes:

[Disco Dan]

...a luvy young lass wants a taste of riding, so she going pillion with me on thursday...

looks like we going to be the TEC for the night :scooter:

...but shh, she thinks MY bike is fast!! hate for her to get a taste of some 'real' speed and i'll miss out on future 'red head action' :Punk:

mmm.. red pony tails... :innocent:

[The_Dover]

get help dan

gingers are evil...

[Qkchk]

...a luvy young lass wants a taste of riding, so she going pillion with me on thursday...

looks like we going to be the TEC for the night :scooter:



Make sure you take a big stick to keep the other red-blooded males away........... or a tazer.

[Phenoix]

Hahah, whats wrong with ginger ?
Bad experiance Dover ? :dodge:

[The_Dover]

isn't it always with the satan spawn?

[Qkchk]

Hahah, whats wrong with ginger ?
Bad experiance Dover ? :dodge:

Hey whats the goss on MarkAucklander? Why has he got a cage instead?

[Disco Dan]

LUUUUUUUUUV red heads :yes: :yes: :yes:

:Punk:

shes already taken lads... (not by me though) ...but i just see her as more of a 'challange' :innocent:

[Qkchk]

LUUUUUUUUUV red heads :yes: :yes: :yes:

:Punk:

shes already taken lads... (not by me though) ...but i just see her as more of a 'challange' :innocent:

You, you, you Homewrecker......


That means you will have to stay for a beer this time eh?

[Disco Dan]

You, you, you Homewrecker......


That means you will have to stay for a beer this time eh?

thats me :) ...single playa now :yes:

will have to stay for a drink.... gotta pull out all my best moves hehe

will bring a cattle prod for keeping the others away... :Punk:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

...mmm.. red pony tails... :innocent:

High ho silver up up and away

[Disco Dan]

High ho silver up up and away

PEOW PEOW :yes:

[Toaster]

he crossed out the higher speed and then wrote down the lower 160 so i get a better deal at court,,ill try post it up if you really are that keen. or just bring it in ohhhh wait 26 days now./...:whistle:

Food for thought....

So the cop caught you at 180kmh but put 160kmh on the ticket.... Courts rule on the evidence/facts: You weren't riding at 160 as the ticket says - you did 180. The facts differ from the officer's notes... so you may have a legal defence in Court to get off the speeding ticket (which I assume was a traffic offence notice, not an infringement notice).

I'd write to the PIB and suggest they drop the ticket/charge given that the cop has not used the correct speed. It may save you your licence.

Don't get me wrong, I support the police, but if they do this sort of thing then it can be defended against. They have been told not to do it becasaue they may (will) lose in Court.

[Phenoix]

Yes, Mark has a cage.
No he cant drive for shit.
Yes you can steal it, jsut dont wake me up when u do it.
and no, he doesnts have a bike anymore

[ManDownUnder]

Yes, Mark has a cage.
No he cant drive for shit.
Yes you can steal it, jsut dont wake me up when u do it.
and no, he doesnts have a bike anymore


PALEESE tell me no-one was hurt in the making of this story....

[crashe]

Yes, Mark has a cage.
No he cant drive for shit.
Yes you can steal it, jsut dont wake me up when u do it.
and no, he doesnts have a bike anymore

Can you just whip off the bonnet for me thanks...
He won't notice it missing...

Thanks.


Grab it off the car before he destroys it...
I need another bonnet for my car.......

This is not a pisstake about mark having a car....

I really do need a bonnet...
Oh and also does the car have electric windows in the front passenger side...
I need the motor etc from that door.
Oh buggar it.. just get the whole car to me and I will take off all the bits I may need in the future...

[Ixion]

I've seen it. I wouldn't be surprised if the bonnet were already missing

[Phenoix]

You realy should go for the new mags he brought for the $650 car.
The only thing hurt in the making so far has been a rim, and the neigbours house where he side swiped it

[Ixion]

I understand he has already crashed it

[crashe]

Well it all depends on how I am feeling if I am there Thursday night.
Cos of this reason alone.

Ouch f*rking Ouch that blardy hurt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going 100km an hour an you get hit...... and I mean hit big time.... in the face on your cheek bone by a gawd damn friggen bee/wasp. It was a direct hit full on. Was just about to flip down the visor and wham man that hurt... stopped and flagged down a passerby who kindly removed the sting (lovely lady she was). Had no cell ph coverage... buggar the twisties.....lol.

Then I woke up this morning feeling like this:
Anyone want a watermelon....... my left side has exploded up...... the venom from the sting is going throu my system...... and i feel like cr*p.
My whole face from my eye down to my chin is swollen. In fact I can now feel it all swollen up around my eye......

I have got some anti-histermine tabs now and slept the arfternoon away.

[Mom]

Well it all depends on how I am feeling if I am there Thursday night.
Cos of this reason alone.

Ouch f*rking Ouch that blardy hurt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going 100km an hour an you get hit...... and I mean hit big time.... in the face on your cheek bone by a gawd damn friggen bee/wasp. It was a direct hit full on. Was just about to flip down the visor and wham man that hurt... stopped and flagged down a passerby who kindly removed the sting (lovely lady she was). Had no cell ph coverage... buggar the twisties.....lol.

Then I woke up this morning feeling like this:
Anyone want a watermelon....... my left side has exploded up...... the venom from the sting is going throu my system...... and i feel like cr*p.
My whole face from my eye down to my chin is swollen. In fact I can now feel it all swollen up around my eye......

I have got some anti-histermine tabs now and slept the arfternoon away.


Ouch Crashe!! hope that comes right quickly, there is nothing worse than a fat face..........it hurts!

[crashe]

Ouch Crashe!! hope that comes right quickly, there is nothing worse than a fat face..........it hurts!

Yeah I reckon......

I was out scrubbing in a brand new front tyre up on Peak Rd when it happened on my way back to the city.....

[skidMark]

Yeah I reckon......

I was out scrubbing in a brand new front tyre up on Peak Rd when it happened on my way back to the city.....


hoping for another 50,000,0000,00000,0,00,00,0,,0,00,,0,0,0,0,0 k's outta this front tyre crashe? LOL

yeah my mags are meann as owwwwwww

ill go tail end tommorrow night in it

:rockon:

[Jonny Rotten]

hoping for another 50,000,0000,00000,0,00,00,0,,0,00,,0,0,0,0,0 k's outta this front tyre crashe? LOL

yeah my mags are meann as owwwwwww

ill go tail end tommorrow night in it

:rockon:

mark i think you better go tail end a few kms back from the rest of us

[skidMark]

mark i think you better go tail end a few kms back from the rest of us


well it's how to make the newbies ride faster if they r slow at the back ride fast or become a possum

haha just kidding

gotta finish lowering it tommorrow mwuahahahahahahah

at the moment only one corner is lowered..... drives kinda fucked LOL

[lukelin250]

Food for thought....

So the cop caught you at 180kmh but put 160kmh on the ticket.... Courts rule on the evidence/facts: You weren't riding at 160 as the ticket says - you did 180. The facts differ from the officer's notes... so you may have a legal defence in Court to get off the speeding ticket (which I assume was a traffic offence notice, not an infringement notice).

I'd write to the PIB and suggest they drop the ticket/charge given that the cop has not used the correct speed. It may save you your licence.

Don't get me wrong, I support the police, but if they do this sort of thing then it can be defended against. They have been told not to do it becasaue they may (will) lose in Court.

true but since the ticket is the fact i probly cant dispute it saying he radar said higher, although on the ticket he did make a muddle of writing down the speed cause he wrote 180 then wrote 160 over the top of it,thus making it look very muddled and messy,maybe that invalids it? . still i dont think saying i was ticketd doing 160 when i was actually doing 180 is a smart legal move, maybe they will just say that means a bigger fine if i actually admit to doing higher speeds.

[Disco Dan]

well it's how to make the newbies ride faster if they r slow at the back ride fast or become a possum

haha just kidding

gotta finish lowering it tommorrow mwuahahahahahahah

at the moment only one corner is lowered..... drives kinda fucked LOL

ya know it's a 'bike' ride ay? :scooter: :scooter:

hehehe

[skidMark]

ya know it's a 'bike' ride ay? :scooter: :scooter:

hehehe

meh they go slow enough at the back

[Disco Dan]

meh they go slow enough at the back

but hey, remember its west aucks... dont want your luvly shiny round thingys going walkies!

so you going to fit a big rubber bumper to the front of it and give the newbies a helpful 'push' if they lag behind??? :scooter:

[skidMark]

but hey, remember its west aucks... dont want your luvly shiny round thingys going walkies!

so you going to fit a big rubber bumper to the front of it and give the newbies a helpful 'push' if they lag behind??? :scooter:

i was just ugnna use kitchen knifes strapped to the front but a rubber bumper is more humain i suppose

[Phenoix]

Hopefully you do that to a cop bike.
To birds with one stone.
All the cops will be chasing Mark in his smoker :)

[Toaster]

true ....

I understand your point about making an admission.... if you know a lawyer who can advise you on the case law, it may be worth it if you are facing a conviction and loss of licence (and possibly your job?).

The police were told to cease the practice of writing down a lower speed on a ticket because it would risk them losing the case in Court if challenged - The speed indicated on the ticket was not the speed actually being done and may therefore may be invalidated. That is all I can recall sorry.

The issue would be that you were not doing that speed and the facts the police would use in Court would indicate an untruthful speed. You should need to specify the speed you did, but the cop will have to be honest and say that the speed he caught you at was not the speed indicated on the ticket and therefor you have been ticketed incorrectly.

Having said all that, if I may say so, the decent thing to do is take it on the chin, because you were exceeding the speed limit by quite a margin! I was merely pointing out a legal option for you.

[Indiana_Jones]

Ride going ahead tonight?

-Indy

[pinkhoggirl]

get help dan

gingers are evil...

EXCUSE me!!!....?????:angry: :angry: :angry:

(Voices in head: "obliterate the enemy....make him pay...")

And its SEXY HOT BITCH to you...:yes:

[Pumba]

Last time I was outside the weather didnt look great. Put me down for a maybe.