South Auckland Thursday Night Ride

[idleidolidyll]

Try Ulysses, it may be more suitable.

Life's too short to be pretentious and uptight. I'd rather just ride my bike than talk about RWHP, Kg and lap times.

I may be slow but I don't care.

Dear boring juvenile,

please define pretentious with regard to this forum.
Please define uptight with regard to this forum.
please explain why you think I should try Ulysses

So far all I've seen from you is a bitter, boring juvenile.

[The_Dover]

but yet here you are posting childish nonsense

maybe you SHOULD go ride your bike


I would if I wasn't flying a computer at work.


Dear boring juvenile,

please define pretentious with regard to this forum.
Please define uptight with regard to this forum.
please explain why you think I should try Ulysses

So far all I've seen from you is a bitter, boring juvenile.



Pretentious, ok, you think that it's more important to talk about bikes and how manufacturers mislead you with their claims and you sit here telling us WE are boring because we do not fit your ideals of a mature, intelligent "biker". Why is it you feel that your mature conversation is of more importance than anyone elses, juvenile, immature or otherwise?

pre·ten·tious /prɪˈtɛnʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pri-ten-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective

characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.

Uptight, you seem unable to accept others sense of humour and shooting the shit amongst themselves. Are you Chris's brother or grandfather for fucks sake?

I think you should try Ulysses because you may find other grumpy old humourless wankers over there, but that IS a rather prejudiced assumption on my behalf (apologise to the Ulysses members I do know, who are not uptight). Either that or go back to China where you can be told what to think and how to behave.

Yeah, you are right, I am bitter and in your elitist and oh so mature eyes perhaps I am boring.

I still have a lot of fun in between outbursts though.

[McJim]

I am fighting for the right to be Jeuvenile. I'd hate to think I'd gotten old and boring - besides which my children would stop playing with me if that happened.

And I've only got 32hp...at the crank! And yet my bike still makes me smile. Does that make me a bad person too?

[idleidolidyll]

I would if I wasn't flying a computer at work.



Pretentious, ok, you think that it's more important to talk about bikes and how manufacturers mislead you with their claims
Nope, that was 1 thread. I'd rather talk about riding but this is a bike forum and many people are interested in things other than your boring, juvenile interjections. Besides, I guarantee that if I talked about riding you'd offer some other boring juvenile crap in reply.

and you sit here telling us WE are boring because we do not fit your ideals of a mature, intelligent "biker". Why is it you feel that your mature conversation is of more importance than anyone elses, juvenile, immature or otherwise?

I don't. It's you who is butting in on other people's conversations to add your juvenile masturbations. And I'm not saying the others are boring, I'm saying YOU are. As for your so called sense of humour, it comes across as if from a bitter juvenile. If you want to post juvenile humour that prints more as an ad hom than a relevant comment, don't whine when you get the same bullshit in return.


pre·ten·tious /prɪˈtɛnʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pri-ten-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective

characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.

my Oxford NZ dictionary defines it as "excessive claims to merit".
what the fuck do you know about my experience that gives you any authority to claim I'm pretentious? It seems you're bitter about something; did a CB125 blow you away somewhere?

Uptight, you seem unable to accept others sense of humour and shooting the shit amongst themselves. Are you Chris's brother or grandfather for fucks sake?

As I said, if your so called 'humour' is nothing but juvenile ad homs and attacks on others, please expect me to return the favour and call you a juvenile boring tosser. If you can't take it, don't throw it.

I think you should try Ulysses because you may find other grumpy old humourless wankers over there, but that IS a rather prejudiced assumption on my behalf (apologise to the Ulysses members I do know, who are not uptight). Either that or go back to China where you can be told what to think and how to behave.

Grumpy? Looking back at tyhe posts that really seems to describe you to a tee. I haven't seen a single comment from you that could be described as positive.
Once again, if what you post is definable as humour but from the other side is seen as a juvenile ad hom, then sit back and wait to take it because I'm not afraid to return the favour.

Yeah, you are right, I am bitter and in your elitist and oh so mature eyes perhaps I am boring.

I still have a lot of fun in between outbursts though.

And so do I. However, when in a conversation some dork butts in with childish ad homs, I'll return the favour.

[idleidolidyll]

I am fighting for the right to be Jeuvenile. I'd hate to think I'd gotten old and boring - besides which my children would stop playing with me if that happened.

And I've only got 32hp...at the crank! And yet my bike still makes me smile. Does that make me a bad person too?

actually McJim, the conversation isn't about being juvenile etc; it's more about dover being happy to post attacks and drivel at others but whining when it's done to him.
if the last few posts are what he calls 'humour' why is he so pissed off when the very same is offered in return?

so to dover: if you want to post personal attacks (thinly disguised as humour) here and the board moderators are happy to let you, then expect the same in return and don't whine when you read them.
If you wanna take this further I'd suggest you tap me on the shoulder on a ride sometime, I'm sure it's boring the fuck out of the rest of the board.

[Hellraiser]

And so do I. However, when in a conversation some dork butts in with childish ad homs, I'll return the favour.

Dude pull your head in, it wouldn't be Kiwibiker if The Dover didn't add his style of humor at the most inapropreate times.

Handle the jandal and pull your head out of your arse.

or like Dover said Fuck off somewhere else.

[The_Dover]

Seems like I really push your buttons then doesn't it?

You can make all the judgements and assumptions you like, you're not the first and wont be the last. You seem hell bent on a bit of one upmanship, why? Did I really offend you with a "juvenile" comment somewhere? Or did daddy smack your bottom when you made a dick or fart joke and you've been "mature" ever since?

And for the record, the only person I'm ever bitter at being smoked by is boomer.

EDIT: Personal attacks? Do you have a really fragile ego or are you just very insecure about something?

[idleidolidyll]

Dude pull your head in, it wouldn't be Kiwibiker if The Dover didn't add his style of humor at the most inapropreate times.

Handle the jandal and pull your head out of your arse.

or like Dove said Fuck off somewhere else.

I'm fine with it.
as i said though, if dover wants to post his bullshit he shouldn't whine when it's thrown back at him.

it seems dover is good at handing it out but a whiner when it's given back

[idleidolidyll]

Seems like I really push your buttons then doesn't it?

No, that's just you being pretentious, obviously I pushed YOUR buttons

You can make all the judgements and assumptions you like, you're not the first and wont be the last. You seem hell bent on a bit of one upmanship, why? Did I really offend you with a "juvenile" comment somewhere? Or did daddy smack your bottom when you made a dick or fart joke and you've been "mature" ever since?

Like I said, if you can't take it, don't give it. I didn't butt in on your conversation with someone else, you butted in on mine. If you don't like them don't read them. If you read them and post juvenile crap in return, expect me to reiterate.

And for the record, the only person I'm ever bitter at being smoked by is boomer.

EDIT: Personal attacks? Do you have a really fragile ego or are you just very insecure about something?

Nope, but it sure seems you have a fragile ego. You give the shit but can't take it and whine qwhen it comes.
Like I said, if you wanna continue, tap me on the shoulder

[idleidolidyll]

Dear Dover

Keep it up if you wish, I'm happy pushing your buttons in return or I'm just as happy without you.

you really don't rate in my book

[The_Dover]

Yeah, I have a real problem taking it. Open your eyes and look at the shit I get, on threads I've never participated in, it doesn't worry me.

Carry on mate, most people on here are pretty familiar with me and don't take anything personally. I'm sorry if they do. Get over it.

[Hellraiser]

Yeah, I have a real problem taking it.

Yep thats what Boomer says, he says your a little on the tight side.

[McJim]

Dear Dover

Keep it up if you wish, I'm happy pushing your buttons in return or I'm just as happy without you.

you really don't rate in my book


Is it really about pushing buttons? As far as I can see you copied and pasted a 'published dry weight issue' post into the Thursday night ride thread coz no one paid enough attention to it when it stood alone as it's own thread.

I'd say you went off topic and you've left a veiled threat of violence.

I for one am completely unimpressed and underwhelmed by your behaviour. Thanks for playing - you are now ignored.

[McJim]

Yep thats what Boomer says, he says your a little on the tight side.

Whaddya expect - he's a scotsman! :rofl:

[Ixion]

Yep thats what Boomer says, he says your a little on the tight side.

Not too worry, Maurice tells me it loosens up with use. 'Course, if it loosens up too much you may have to increase your laundry budget.

[Hellraiser]

Any who back on topic some one PM me the meet for this weeks ride Please .....

If its not raining i may grace you with my presance.

[idleidolidyll]

Is it really about pushing buttons? As far as I can see you copied and pasted a 'published dry weight issue' post into the Thursday night ride thread coz no one paid enough attention to it when it stood alone as it's own thread.

then you'd be wrong. the post was placed in both areas becaue I thought others might be interested. BTW, that was an orignial by me and not 'just a cut and paste'.
The three pages or so there and posts here seem to indicate that it was of interest.

I'd say you went off topic and you've left a veiled threat of violence.

Nope, dover tried to tell me to get off the subject, a quite valid bike subject. And that's not a threat of violence. As I said, the rest here probably find this really boring. If dover wants to keep at it he is welcome to do so in person.
If he wants to post his crap at me he shouldn't get upset when I give it back.

I for one am completely unimpressed and underwhelmed by your behaviour. Thanks for playing - you are now ignored.

Good, I'm quite happy to be ignored by you. If dover wants to ignore me too then that's even better. I for one don't ignore anyone.
It seems it's you two who have the fragile egos

[idleidolidyll]

Yeah, I have a real problem taking it. Open your eyes and look at the shit I get, on threads I've never participated in, it doesn't worry me.

Carry on mate, most people on here are pretty familiar with me and don't take anything personally. I'm sorry if they do. Get over it.

So why do you get so upset when someone gives to you what you give to them?

fragile ego?

[The_Dover]

i hope that wasn't supposed to be breaking news?

did you think dry weight meant that it hadn't been ridden in the rain?

You took that as "juvenile" and a "personal attack"???

Are you feeling a bit menstrual or something?

[WickedOne]

So why do you get so upset when someone gives to you what you give to them?

fragile ego?


After 5269 more posts than you I don't think you have much room to have a go at Dover. Pull your head in.

[The_Dover]

So why do you get so upset when someone gives to you what you give to them?

fragile ego?


No, just a real dislike of pompous wankers.

Give me shit about being slow, being a blouse, having a small dick, question my sexuality and masculinity, whatever. I wouldn't care.

But walk in here calling all and sundry juvenile, expecting to change the world and have others conform to your ideals and agenda and you will raise my hackles.

It's as simple as that.

[idleidolidyll]

yawn, that's enough of that boring crap.

For some time I've been thinking about NZ roads and just how unsafe they are for us bikers.
It's not just the tin tops, trucks, tractors and the Sharks (I'm told by a police officer mate that that's what they call traffic cops: they despise em):
one of our real problems is the road surface itself.

Years ago, after all roadworks had been finished, the contractor was required to sweep up the gravel and crap they'd left behind. Now it seems they have no rule that forces them to think of the single track vehicles on the road (m'bikes and bicycles). In some countries this kind of practice can be challenged in court as criminal negligence. Here in NZ however, the councils and transit NZ protect the construction crews from prosecution.

Given that we seem helpless in court but that this remains a problem, I've thought about carrying a can of flouro paint and marking the road before the danger as "criminally negligent road works ahead" or similar. This would warn m'bikes of the danger and all other road users would see just what dangers riders we face.
With the number of hazards we face every day riding on NZ's roads, I reckon that the number of these signs would be very very high indeed and that it would be much harder for the govt and transit NZ to ignore motorcycles and bicycles.

I'm keen to give it a go, any takers?

(yes, I AM going to post this in the general forum too)

[idleidolidyll]

No, just a real dislike of pompous wankers.

Give me shit about being slow, being a blouse, having a small dick, question my sexuality and masculinity, whatever. I wouldn't care.

But walk in here calling all and sundry juvenile, expecting to change the world and have others conform to your ideals and agenda and you will raise my hackles.

It's as simple as that.

and i dislike juvenile wankers who post childish personal attacks because they don't like what others are talking about. so keep it up and expect more and more in return, you don't impress me at all

[Hellraiser]

No, just a real dislike of pompous wankers.




Come on your just making it WAY too easy today ......

[idleidolidyll]

You took that as "juvenile" and a "personal attack"???

Are you feeling a bit menstrual or something?

kiss my hairy arse ya juvenile

[The_Dover]

and i dislike juvenile wankers who post childish personal attacks because they don't like what others are talking about. so keep it up and expect more and more in return, you don't impress me at all

Once again, oh superior being, where was the personal attack?

I will try harder to impress you, just tell me what turns you on.

[kiwifruit]

kiss my hairy arse ya juvenile

settle down sir :mellow:

[idleidolidyll]

Once again, oh superior being, where was the personal attack?

I will try harder to impress you, just tell me what turns you on.

you know what dover, you're really boring

yyyaaaaawwwwnnnn!!!!

[The_Dover]

yyyaaaaawwwwnnnn!!!!

perhaps you should have a nap grandad.

[boomer]

Leave me out of it ya nob jockies unless i've passed you, then you have every right to have a dig....... oh.... wait!!! :confused:

[Hellraiser]

yawn, that's enough of that boring crap.

For some time I've been thinking about NZ roads and just how unsafe they are for us bikers.
It's not just the tin tops, trucks, tractors and the Sharks (I'm told by a police officer mate that that's what they call traffic cops: they despise em):
one of our real problems is the road surface itself.

Years ago, after all roadworks had been finished, the contractor was required to sweep up the gravel and crap they'd left behind. Now it seems they have no rule that forces them to think of the single track vehicles on the road (m'bikes and bicycles). In some countries this kind of practice can be challenged in court as criminal negligence. Here in NZ however, the councils and transit NZ protect the construction crews from prosecution.

Given that we seem helpless in court but that this remains a problem, I've thought about carrying a can of flouro paint and marking the road before the danger as "criminally negligent road works ahead" or similar. This would warn m'bikes of the danger and all other road users would see just what dangers riders we face.
With the number of hazards we face every day riding on NZ's roads, I reckon that the number of these signs would be very very high indeed and that it would be much harder for the govt and transit NZ to ignore motorcycles and bicycles.

I'm keen to give it a go, any takers?

(yes, I AM going to post this in the general forum too)

Not a bad post ............. BUT

OH MY GOD why post it in the Thursday Night Ride Thread?

Apart from the fact your just trying to piss everyone off.

Can you not read proper or did your Mummy call you a "SPECIAL" Boy?

[boomer]

guys and gals, lets leave the shit out of it, otherwise it'll get thrown in the PD pile and i can't afford for that to happen, i'll loose enough bling and posts to drop me down a level on each. let this pretentious wanker be..mmmk?!

[cowpoos]

guys and gals, lets leave the shit out of it, otherwise it'll get thrown in the PD pile and i can't afford for that to happen, i'll loose enough bling and posts to drop me down a level on each. let this pretentious wanker be..mmmk?!
boomer you juivinile wanker....whats this pretentious shit you talking...

I'm enjoying this thread...learnt a few new wods today....

[boomer]

boomer you juivinile wanker....whats this pretentious shit you talking...

I'm enjoying this thread...learnt a few new wods today....

ok.. your a slow kunt too

[idleidolidyll]

Not a bad post ............. BUT

OH MY GOD why post it in the Thursday Night Ride Thread?


Apart from the fact your just trying to piss everyone off.

Can you not read proper or did your Mummy call you a "SPECIAL" Boy?

Fair question. Nope, not because I'm trying to piss anyone off. I posted it here because I hope to get the thing started with the Thursday night ride. I'll bring my can.
It'd be too much of a task for 1 person to mark all the dangers but if a number of us could mark 1 or 2 each to start the ball rolling.............wouldn't that be a cool Thurs night thing?

and yes, my mommy always did think i was special. sometimes i think i'm the priest in waiouru's son.

[boomer]

make sure you put the cans in the handbags, that way when you and Dover get 'at it' it may hurt more, nothing better than hearing the sound of tin on flesh :yes:

[idleidolidyll]

make sure you put the cans in the handbags, that way when you and Dover get 'at it' it may hurt more, nothing better than hearing the sound of tin on flesh :yes:

my only concern is that you guys will catch me up again when i'm marking the roads and i'll have to go round the outside again, and again, and again.......yeeeehaaah!

[idleidolidyll]

potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato

[boomer]

my only concern is that you guys will catch me up again when i'm marking the roads and i'll have to go round the outside again, and again, and again.......yeeeehaaah!

you should know by now, i'm a tourist and have no ****kin idea where i'm going on these or any other ride to be thruthful. So for me to pass the man in front (the leader) would see me lost very very soon.

[Hellraiser]

potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato

Ah that explains your behavour ........

Your Irish

[idleidolidyll]

Ah that explains your behavour ........

Your Irish

yeah, the people who gave bagpipes to the haggis eaters, the only folk in Britain who managed to tell the english to fuck off instead of bending over and taking that reaming

[boomer]

yeah, the people who gave bagpipes to the haggis eaters, the only folk in Britain who managed to tell the english to fuck off instead of bending over and taking that reaming

as feutile as it was... they still got THAT reaming :mellow:

[idleidolidyll]

perhaps you should have a nap grandad.

perhaps you should go back and squeeze a few more pimples son

[The_Dover]

perhaps you should go back and squeeze a few more pimples son

i'm not sure they'd be happy if I flopped my cock out in the office.

[idleidolidyll]

i'm not sure they'd be happy if I flopped my cock out in the office.

i feel certain they wouldn't even notice

[McJim]

i'm not sure they'd be happy if I flopped my cock out in the office.

Would they notice? Maurice tells me it's not the gargantuan attachment you'd like to think it is ...but then that could just be Maurice's pillow talk - trying to get me into bed again.

[The_Dover]

ok then, as it's my last week.

here goes...

[gijoe1313]

Just to drag this thread screaming and kicking back on track - I won't be making this weeks ride due to me riding down Welly way to attend funerals :sleep:

Hope you all have a great run and hoist some to the crew no longer with us!

[cowpoos]

ok.. your a slow kunt too




faster than your slow honda arse with its bullshit HP claims and dry weight....lmao

[boomer]

faster than your slow honda arse with its bullshit HP claims and dry weight....lmao

210cc's more (ok, subtract a liddle cos the power/weight ratio is against you tubby), a fully worked engine and only 2 seconds faster over 2.82km's; maybe i should take up racing slow poke :whistle:

[idleidolidyll]

210cc's more (ok, subtract a liddle cos the power/weight ratio is against you tubby), a fully worked engine and only 2 seconds faster over 2.82km's; maybe i should take up racing slow poke :whistle:

2 seconds is a lifetime on a race track.
2 seconds every lap is the difference between 1st and 3rd to last

example: the new 800cc GP bikes are already as fast as the old 1000cc bikes. 2 seconds is like dropping to the 250 class

[Ixion]

Gordon Benett , you lot were slagging each other before I went out. Since then I've driven clear across Auckland, taken a motorbike to bits, loaded it into the van , driven all the way back, unloaded it, and you're STILL slagging each other off. Turn it up, f'heavens sake.

[idleidolidyll]

Gordon Benett , you lot were slagging each other before I went out. Since then I've driven clear across Auckland, taken a motorbike to bits, loaded it into the van , driven all the way back, unloaded it, and you're STILL slagging each other off. Turn it up, f'heavens sake.

nah, i've been off for a ride meself and come back.
besides, i haven't slagged dover off for ages but i'm always happy to dance..........ya there dover?

[The_Dover]

ya there dover?

does the pope shit in the woods?

[boomer]

2 seconds is a lifetime on a race track.
2 seconds every lap is the difference between 1st and 3rd to last

example: the new 800cc GP bikes are already as fast as the old 1000cc bikes. 2 seconds is like dropping to the 250 class

agreed, but how many tracks are like puke? a straight or rather 2 straight drag strips..? my bikes stock, a certain gixxer is worked.. fully worked and bored out.

is it rag week for you? your gettin on my tits now:mellow:

[boomer]

go do something uselful and go find me a job if your bored

[idleidolidyll]

does the pope shit in the woods?

no but he wore a brown shirt and said seig heil to hitler

[idleidolidyll]

agreed, but how many tracks are like puke? a straight or rather 2 straight drag strips..? my bikes stock, a certain gixxer is worked.. fully worked and bored out.

is it rag week for you? your gettin on my tits now:mellow:


life's a bitch and then ya come here and the bitch seems pleasant in comparison

[boomer]

i left home 'cos of all the bitchin from the women.. don't make me leave here

[cowpoos]

agreed, but how many tracks are like puke? a straight or rather 2 straight drag strips..? my bikes stock, a certain gixxer is worked.. fully worked and bored out.

is it rag week for you? your gettin on my tits now:mellow:
my bike was stock then sonny.....and that was my second session ever on pukie and I think I was faster than 2 sec than you...I lapped you during that session!!!

[boomer]

my bike was stock then sonny.....and that was my second session and I think Iwas faster than 2 sec than you...I lapped you during that session!!!

by the sounds of it you were also high as a fukin kite.. lapped my arse; i think your confusing that with the fact i passed you as you ran the hairpin.. just a tad wide :P

ahhahaha biach

[_Gina_]

go do something uselful and go find me a job if your bored
You could come and entertain me :yes: I am sooooo over this work shit today....have you got alcomohol or minda altering substances????

[idleidolidyll]

by the sounds of it you were also high as a fukin kite.. lapped my arse; i think your confusing that with the fact i passed you as you ran the hairpin.. just a tad wide :P

ahhahaha biach

lets get this in perspective;
what lap times did ya both do?

I think the fastest I've been round Puke in was many many moons ago on an 87 CBR600 long before the track renovations. 1 minute 9 point something high in the 2 hour. Rode with Mike Hogan as the other rider and we were well in the lead until Mike ignored our pit boards telling him to come in for a rider change. He ran out of gas at the hairpin 2 laps later and had to push.
Same year at Manfield it was 1'18.1" when the track record for 600's was 1'17.9", that was in the 6 hour and every time I got on the bike, Jason McEwen came out on his (Suzuki). We played like that the whole race. Both of us fucked up though. Our speeds meant not only a tyre change but a hot brake pad change too.
I think Richard Scott won that year doing 1'22"s or 1'23"s. My team got 3rd in class and Hippy's team blew it in the pits. In fact I think he won the 2 hour at Puke too doing the smarter slow times.

[Scouse]

and i dislike juvenile wankers who post childish personal attacks because they don't like what others are talking about. so keep it up and expect more and more in return, you don't impress me at allAh I love a good pissing contest

[idleidolidyll]

You could come and entertain me :yes: I am sooooo over this work shit today....have you got minda altering substances????

good idea..................ahhhhhhh!!!!
meet the new mellowed out idleidolidyll

[idleidolidyll]

Ah I love a good pissing contest

awww shucks, glad to put on the show for ya

it was easy actually, dover sits down to piss

[The_Dover]

only cos the missus gives me the bash for spraying on the lino.

[boomer]

You could come and entertain me :yes: I am sooooo over this work shit today....have you got alcomohol or minda altering substances????

funny you should ask... just back from Raro and the duty free is STUPIDLY cheap; i've got more pop than a 13 year old school girl. No drugs unfortunately :(

[boomer]

lets get this in perspective;
what lap times did ya both do?

I think the fastest I've been round Puke in was many many moons ago on an 87 CBR600 long before the track renovations. 1 minute 9 point something high in the 2 hour. Rode with Mike Hogan as the other rider and we were well in the lead until Mike ignored our pit boards telling him to come in for a rider change. He ran out of gas at the hairpin 2 laps later and had to push.
Same year at Manfield it was 1'18.1" when the track record for 600's was 1'17.9", that was in the 6 hour and every time I got on the bike, Jason McEwen came out on his (Suzuki). We played like that the whole race. Both of us fucked up though. Our speeds meant not only a tyre change but a hot brake pad change too.
I think Richard Scott won that year doing 1'22"s or 1'23"s. My team got 3rd in class and Hippy's team blew it in the pits. In fact I think he won the 2 hour at Puke too doing the smarter slow times.

mate, i'm slow and i know it; i aint no racer, a gobshite yes but i don't race.

[Scouse]

So any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crew

[_Gina_]

funny you should ask... just back from Raro and the duty free is STUPIDLY cheap; i've got more pop than a 13 year old school girl. No drugs unfortunately :(
Haha, well could see you half way - just need to shoot out to Otara Heights and back......

Did I mention I like bourbon? And guys who ride slower than me?

[idleidolidyll]

mate, i'm slow and i know it; i aint no racer, a gobshite yes but i don't race.

racing's not just about quick practice lap times anyway.
i've seen lots of people who ride real fast on the road but who choke in track traffic.
going around 1 corner fast is easy. going around lotsa corners fast is a lot harder but going around lotsa corners fast while trying to pass a bunch of bikes is something entirely different again.
i've been ragged on for following too close but that's just my nature and the nature of having a bike with half the horsepower of the bike in front. I reckon they should take it as a compliment 'cause I usually stay well clear of riders I don't trust.
Last weeks Thursday ride for instance: the young fella on the gixxer takes great lines and has big balls for a small guy. I was happy to follow him a bike length behind and happy for him to follow me similarly.

that said, there's room for all: there are no winners if there's no losewrs and even when you're not winning you should have fun doin it or you should sell the bike and buy a Volvo.

[idleidolidyll]

So any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crew

where do they ride?

[The_Dover]

did I tell you I saw a lovely beige 340GL the other day?

[boomer]

Haha, well could see you half way - just need to shoot out to Otara Heights and back......

Did I mention I like bourbon? And guys who ride slower than me?

Don't you start, next thing i know i'll have Dover tellin me he's faster than me too.

[McJim]

Don't you start, next thing i know i'll have Dover tellin me he's faster than me too.

Forget Dover mate I'm faster than you....




























.......On a pushbike.:rofl:

[idleidolidyll]

did I tell you I saw a lovely beige 340GL the other day?

was it a station wagon?
did your ego fit inside?

[The_Dover]

You don't know your Volvo's do you mate?

<img src="http://www.kolumbus.fi/j.tiensuu/volvo%20013.jpg">

[boomer]

i know my vulva's.. does that count?

[Dai]

Tail End Charlie here.

Been following this pissing contest.

Just thought I would come in and state for the record that

I AM SLOWER THAN ALL OF YOU


na na na na nah

[idleidolidyll]

You don't know your Volvo's do you mate?

http://www.kolumbus.fi/j.tiensuu/volvo%20013.jpg

shit yeah, i lived in britain thrice

volvos are nice sensible cars; a great reason to buy a porche instead (used obviously)

[_Gina_]

i know my vulva's.. does that count?
I am vulgar, does that count?

[idleidolidyll]

Tail End Charlie here.

Been following this pissing contest.

Just thought I would come in and state for the record that

I AM SLOWER THAN ALL OF YOU


na na na na nah

do ya want me to take your 1200 out and get rid of the chicken strips?

[The_Dover]

alternatively I could take it out and get rid of the paintwork and fairings....

[Dai]

do ya want me to take your 1200 out and get rid of the chicken strips?

No I love the pretty 50mm stripes on either side of my rear tyre.

Maybe when I can get the steering head bearing replaced I can drop that down to a 25mm stripe.

But it does look pretty


maybe if I only wear out the centre of the tyre it will last twice as long?

[Hellraiser]

volvos are nice sensible cars; a great reason to buy a porche instead (used obviously)

That could be said for bikes as well.

Gixers are nice sensible bikes; a great reason to buy a Kawasaki instead

[Dai]

alternatively I could take it out and get rid of the paintwork and fairings....


Its only a poor little Suzuki (sea bass)

it struggles to rise to the demands that its current owner attempts to make let alone someone else who can actuall thrash the crap outr of it

[idleidolidyll]

No I love the pretty 50mm stripes on either side of my rear tyre.

Maybe when I can get the steering head bearing replaced I can drop that down to a 25mm stripe.

But it does look pretty


maybe if I only wear out the centre of the tyre it will last twice as long?

BTW Dai, that guy in the bike shop was full of shit. His shop so I didn't wanna say too much but frankly I won't be going back there.
Don't run your tyre at 40psi unless it's real hot AND you've got her who must be obeyed on the back............... and even then I'd hesitate.

[idleidolidyll]

That could be said for bikes as well.

Gixers are nice sensible bikes; a great reason to buy a Kawasaki instead

Jappas are nice sensible bikes; a great reason to buy anything else

[Scouse]

So any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crewSo any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crew

[Dai]

BTW Dai, that guy in the bike shop was full of shit. His shop so I didn't wanna say too much but frankly I won't be going back there.
Don't run your tyre at 40psi unless it's real hot AND you've got her who must be obeyed on the back............... and even then I'd hesitate.



Been running at 38psi and not thrashing it.

needed the tyre so I just swallowed my tongue and listened to the bull

40psi maybe when two up, but would still be dubious.

[idleidolidyll]

Been running at 38psi and not thrashing it.

needed the tyre so I just swallowed my tongue and listened to the bull

40psi maybe when two up, but would still be dubious.

yeah, pity he was the closest when you punctured

[Dai]

So any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crew


Unfortunately I have a prior appointment.

7:30 pm Aotea centre,

Giselle

The missus and I.

Culture not bikes this week.

Will get lots of pictures of cod pieces for the boys to fight over.


(seriously, if I could I would be there)

[idleidolidyll]

So any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crew

once more for the deaf:

where do they ride? do they go west, north or south?

[Hellraiser]

So any way what about the Idea that this week we go to Hell in Kohi and meet up with the ATNR crew

Are the Nth Yokles going to go the hells instead of the pub?

[Scouse]

once more for the deaf:

where do they ride? do they go west, north or south?Hell pizza its the Place that LooseBruce one of the guys that didnt come back from the Whagamata ride on Saturday


Are the Nth Yokles going to go the hells instead of the pup?Not quite shure yet but there have been a few mutterings about it

[idleidolidyll]

Hell pizza its the Place that LooseBruce one of the guys that didnt come back from the Whagamata ride on Saturday

Not quite shure yet but there have been a few mutterings about it

be a good chap and post a link to their thread.
i'm a tired old grandad and a lazy good for nothing to boot.

gidday to Pav from the Phantom when ya see him too.

[idleidolidyll]

I AM SLOWER THAN ALL OF YOU


na na na na nah

Hmm, between you and her indoors I wouldn't want to choose :doh:

[idleidolidyll]

1. BMW started it with this advertisement

[idleidolidyll]

2. Audi answered.

[idleidolidyll]

dammit! how do ya post a pic here?

[The_Dover]

like this

<img src="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j184/sheamk/retard.jpg">

[idleidolidyll]

1. BMW Started it with this ad

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=47623&d=1165292226

[idleidolidyll]

2. Audi answered with this ad:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=47624&d=1165292368

[The_Dover]

<img src="http://www.worth1000.com/entries/147000/147275sXAw_w.jpg">

[idleidolidyll]

3. Subaru needed to say something

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=47627&d=1165293037

[idleidolidyll]

4. Bentley Chairman wanted the last word!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=47629&d=1165293138

[idleidolidyll]

one day you'll be all grown up dover but i'm not gonna hold my breath

[The_Dover]

just for reference

<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/TprGTO/Repost.jpg">

[idleidolidyll]

just for reference



like i give a fuck

[Squeak the Rat]

I'm not sure if I came to the right place, is there a ride on this week?

[boomer]

hehehehhee funny shite

[kiwifruit]

like this

<img src="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j184/sheamk/retard.jpg">

id hit it :sweatdrop:

[boomer]

id hit it :sweatdrop:

like i'm suprised :mellow:

[idleidolidyll]

I'm not sure if I came to the right place, is there a ride on this week?

there's always a ride on somewhere.

zrxer mentioned something about a combined ride with the ATNR's but he hasn't come back with details yet.

[BigB]

there's always a ride on somewhere.

zrxer mentioned something about a combined ride with the ATNR's but he hasn't come back with details yet.




And some of us actually ride :done:

[WickedOne]

Won't you guys take "idleidolidyll" back :crazy: :bash: :ar15: :slap:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=33348&page=98

[idleidolidyll]

And some of us actually ride :done:

yeah, i met 4 of them last thursday. what are the rest doing here?

[idleidolidyll]

don't lose hope mate, i've found you some forums more suited to your tastes:

http://gayriders.meetup.com/create/?ic=sn3
http://groups.yahoo.com/adultconf?dest=%2Fgroup%2Fagmclub%2F (Austin Gay Motorcyclists)
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~alga/docs/hold-periodical.htm
http://www.gayoutdoor.com/page1.asp
http://www.glme.org/
http://www.gaire.com/reviews/www.gaybikers.co.uk.asp

have a ball mate (literally)

[McJim]

Won't you guys take "idleidolidyll" back :crazy: :bash: :ar15: :slap:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=33348&page=98

I'm still not taking him off my ignore list :rofl:

WickedOne - keep him - have fun and don't wear him out too quickly - I reckon there's a couple of weeks worth of mileage left in him yet.

[The_Dover]

hey, more gay riders!! cool!!

I can wheel out the cruiser and nip up the coast for a spot of cottaging with Maurice whilst basking in the glow of hypocrisy.

[idleidolidyll]

I'm still not taking him off my ignore list :rofl:

WickedOne - keep him - have fun and don't wear him out too quickly - I reckon there's a couple of weeks worth of mileage left in him yet.

yeah come on WankedOne, the haggis eater hasn't anything up his kilt and has decided to hide behind his ignore list.

maybe you've got some balls i haven't spotted yet

[WickedOne]

yeah come on WankedOne, the haggis eater hasn't anything up his kilt and has decided to hide behind his ignore list.

maybe you've got some balls i haven't spotted yet

I am sure you wouldn't have spotted any while looking down either have ya?

[idleidolidyll]

I am sure you wouldn't have spotted any while looking down either have ya?

yawn, that was weak mate

brain smaller than your mouth?

[Maha]

Won't you guys take "idleidolidyll" back :crazy: :bash: :ar15: :slap:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=33348&page=98

How do you prononce that?.....i always get....idlediddle.....or stopcock for short....:killingme

[WickedOne]

yawn, that was weak mate

brain smaller than your mouth?

Nah, just seems that my IQ is dropping every second I waste time on a fuckwit like yourself.

[Ixion]

Where is Fish. (s)he would love to have Mr idleidolidyll as a pet. He's just the butch type (s)he likes (Incidently did we resolve whether fish is currently male or female - I know (s)he was male originally but (s)he was going as female for a while - is (s)he gone back to passing as male again ?) .

Incidentally isn't it oronic that Mr idleidolidyll who is so hung up on homos (that's should make Maurice perk up his ears) , has a site name that is comprised of three homonyms. Significant that, methinks.

[McJim]

I hope you're not suggesting 'denial' Mr Ixion - that could amount to personal abuse and I personally have been very careful not to abuse the member in question. I notified him of my true opinion and then ignored him - only to have my culinary tastes impuned for my trouble.

And there was me trying to assist the poor man before he made himself look foolish. Alas too little too late. He subsequently paraded his foolishness across many threads.

[idleidolidyll]

I hope you're not suggesting 'denial' Mr Ixion - that could amount to personal abuse and I personally have been very careful not to abuse the member in question. I notified him of my true opinion and then ignored him - only to have my culinary tastes impuned for my trouble.

And there was me trying to assist the poor man before he made himself look foolish. Alas too little too late. He subsequently paraded his foolishness across many threads.

oh dear, it seems haggis makes the skin thin.
thanks for the nomination and grow a thicker skin.

[idleidolidyll]

How do you prononce that?.....i always get....idlediddle.....or stopcock for short....:killingme

my apologies, it was penned for intelligent folk competant in the English language.
Those who are able to read and understand English already know that all three are basically pronounced the same way.
For the semi literate of your ilk, try to think of it as idle idle idle, that way at least you won't appear the fool you have recently.

Here's another English test for ya, it makes perfect sense and is eminently valid English in grammar and in meaning:

That that that that boy said was wrong.

[Ixion]

Yes, it's a homoname .Actually, three homonames. :rofl:

[Fishy]

don't lose hope mate, i've found you some forums more suited to your tastes:

http://gayriders.meetup.com/create/?ic=sn3
http://groups.yahoo.com/adultconf?dest=%2Fgroup%2Fagmclub%2F (Austin Gay Motorcyclists)
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~alga/docs/hold-periodical.htm
http://www.gayoutdoor.com/page1.asp
http://www.glme.org/
http://www.gaire.com/reviews/www.gaybikers.co.uk.asp

have a ball mate (literally)

Have you just copy and pasted your bookmarked pages mate?

[idleidolidyll]

Have you just copy and pasted your bookmarked pages mate?

not at all, that was a public service and i went out of my way to provide relevant information for young dover.
he seems consumed by all things homosexual and obviously has some kind of fascination with motorcycles too.
you might not appreciate my gesture but then it wasn't intended for you was it?

[Fishy]

If you have a problem with Dover then deal with it in the appropriate manner - keep it off the forums. I'm sure most people are a bit sick of reading all this dribble.

[Ixion]

not at all, that was a public service and i went out of my way to provide relevant information for young dover.
he seems consumed by all things homosexual and obviously has some kind of fascination with motorcycles too.
you might not appreciate my gesture but then it wasn't intended for you was it?

Maurice says you missed one.

[idleidolidyll]

Maurice says you missed one.

i bow before greater knowledge

[idleidolidyll]

If you have a problem with Dover then deal with it in the appropriate manner - keep it off the forums. I'm sure most people are a bit sick of reading all this dribble.

funny, that's exactly what i suggested yesterday but i was then accused of attempting to start a physical fight.

i assure you, i have no problem with dover, he's easy

[Ixion]

i bow before greater knowledge

Uh, you prolly shoudn't do that when Maurice is around.

Oh, and he asked me to give you a message, says that if Fish decides (s)he doesn't want you for a pet, he'd like first refusal. He thinks you're very cute, he's going through all those sites you listed spotting your picture each time it appears, keeping him quite busy it is. Oh, and he says he quite understands about the little physical problem, and he doesn't mind, hugs and cuddles are just as good (well, he probably does mind, but that's Maurice for you, so sensitive. )

[idleidolidyll]

Where is Fish. (s)he would love to have Mr idleidolidyll as a pet. He's just the butch type (s)he likes (Incidently did we resolve whether fish is currently male or female - I know (s)he was male originally but (s)he was going as female for a while - is (s)he gone back to passing as male again ?) .

Incidentally isn't it oronic that Mr idleidolidyll who is so hung up on homos (that's should make Maurice perk up his ears) , has a site name that is comprised of three homonyms. Significant that, methinks.

my apologies ickyone, i missed this last night when i went to diner.

If you invite this fish along on thursday i might wear my chaps for the occassion. Hell, I may even download the Village People, Queen and Frankie Goes To Hollywierd into my MP3 for the occassion.

as for the significance of my name, make of it what you will but never, ever bloody ever stoop to pick up the soap in my presence

BTW: I'm not particulalrly 'hung up' on homos but I do wonder (as does my wife) why so much of the prattle here revolves around their choices. Perhaps Mr Maurice can answer?

[The_Dover]

I am not easy.

I'm sexually liberated.

[idleidolidyll]

Uh, you prolly shoudn't do that when Maurice is around.

Oh, and he asked me to give you a message, says that if Fish decides (s)he doesn't want you for a pet, he'd like first refusal. He thinks you're very cute, he's going through all those sites you listed spotting your picture each time it appears, keeping him quite busy it is. Oh, and he says he quite understands about the little physical problem, and he doesn't mind, hugs and cuddles are just as good (well, he probably does mind, but that's Maurice for you, so sensitive. )

why ickyone, thanks for your kind advice

i'll remember never to bend or crouch before you or he

please refer to my previous post

[idleidolidyll]

I am not easy.

I'm sexually liberated.

perspective son, perspective

if you were a chick some would call you a slut
as a sexually active gay boy others will always tend to imaginative fantasies about your behaviour

[The_Dover]

as a sexually active gay boy others will always tend to imaginative fantasies about your behaviour


are you touching yourself right now?

what are you wearing?

[Hellraiser]

If you invite this fish along on thursday i might wear my chaps for the occassion. Hell, I may even download the Village People, Queen and Frankie Goes To Hollywierd into my MP3 for the occassion.



RIGHT you poo pushing fudge packer i have had a guts full of your shit, I consider my self thick skined and i pride myself in my ability to take it as well as dish it out, but you crossed the line when insulted Mr Mercury you better make sure your skanky arse is there on thursday cause i will be taping you on the fucking shoulder.

[idleidolidyll]

Nah, just seems that my IQ is dropping every second I waste time on a fuckwit like yourself.

Oh dear, you seem to be off form this morning.

get well soon dear one

[Squeak the Rat]

..........

[idleidolidyll]

RIGHT you poo pushing fudge packer i have had a guts full of your shit, I consider my self thick skined and i pride myself in my ability to take it as well as dish it out, but you crossed the line when insulted Mr Mercury you better make sure your skanky arse is there on thursday cause i will be taping you on the fucking shoulder.

pray tell, where was the insult?
was it in the inclusion of the Village People and Frankie associating them with Freddie?
are gay musicians solely the provence of closet homosexuals and never to be mentioned by red blooded hetero's?

BTW: if your gonna tape me on the shoulder, shall i bring some extra duct tape in case you run out? And please, be gentle, i wouldn't want you to damage my 'skine'

[idleidolidyll]

are you touching yourself right now?

what are you wearing?

no sweetie but if you want a private room i think ickyone ahs the hots for you

[McJim]

You're very welcome for the nomination mate. I like a good laugh and you've been great. Don't go changing!

Cheers

[The_Dover]

no sweetie but if you want a private room i think ickyone ahs the hots for you

baby, everyone wants a piece of The_Dover.

I'm a squealing appealling hunk of raw sex.

[idleidolidyll]

The sad haggis eater has nominated me for a position of some emminence.
I've been trying to live up to his expectations so please do place your votes in the basket case named idleidolidylleyedoll.

Won't any of you join me in my crusade to rid(icule) the world of sycophants and precious thin skinned imposters living their motorcycle fantasies vicariously trough this forum?

[idleidolidyll]

baby, everyone wants a piece of The_Dover.

I'm a squealing appealling hunk of raw sex.

yes, we all have those kinds of fantasies from time to time son. Most of us wake up and sigh as reality rears its ugly head. You seem to have perfected the knack of permanent fantasy: is it the P that does it?

BTW: did you flop out yr john thomas yesterday at work as promised?

Did your workmates run screaming from the room or walk by without noticing?

[Bend-it]

I read it on someone's signature...

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... Even if you win, you're still spastic"... or something like that...

Come on guys...

[Ixion]

yes, we all have those kinds of fantasies from time to time son. ,,,



You're Dover's dad ? That explains a good deal. Isn't artificial insemination a wonderful thing .

[ManDownUnder]

baby, everyone wants a piece of The_Dover.

I'm a squealing appealling hunk of raw sex.

Can't argue with that... mostly because I'm laughing but still

[The_Dover]

On topic for a change.

Steve,

Do you want to organise any one who is riding this Thursday to meet with the Cop Baiters from over the shore at Hell, Kohi to pay your respects?

I will be out of town so can't organise it this week.

[Hellraiser]

Here's an Idea ........

Meet at the usual place at the usual time .....

Ride to the Mobil on Quay St and meet up with the Nth Crew

Then we can all take a slow ride down Tamaki Dr to Hells

Quite Simple

[idleidolidyll]

Here's an Idea ........

Meet at the usual place at the usual time .....

Ride to the Mobil on Quay St and meet up with the Nth Crew

Then we can all take a slow ride down Tamaki Dr to Hells

Quite Simple

That's all pretty much all a motorway ride. Dai would be happy to keep his chickenstrips clean but others might want to scuff the edges a wee bit more.

Are there any other options?
Maybe a loop around Scenic Drive or Maramarua/Clevedon/Maraetai/Howick etc first?

[idleidolidyll]

Hehheh, the "old Brit thing" was probably a ruddy Manx Norton. Caviga would have been way outclassed. Won't speak for riders, but Anderson was near as good as they get.

an old one ickyone but just noticed.

Hugh's bike that day wasn't the Manx, it was a bitsa he'd built using a Norton frame and a BSA motor (I think). Someone else might know: Gracefield in about 1985, might have been the last ever race there.

Plus you're welcome to speak about the riders.
Hugh was a multiple World Champion, all I ever won were a couple of club series, some club/national BEARS and Jappa races, and my proudest moment: the BEARS Superstock limited class at the World Superbikes in '92' on my mates 750 F1 Duke because all the big bikes crashed (Roche presented me with my cup) aww shucks did I blush.

Anyway, Hugh was a true great and I'd never try to rate myself at his level, ditto for Crosby etc

As for you guys and gals though, you're all pansies.......tee hee :2guns::grouphug:

[Hellraiser]

i'll be at the usual meet on Thursday at the usual time, don't reall give a F**k where we ride so long as we ride.

See you guys tomorrow evening.

[Maha]

my apologies, it was penned for intelligent folk competant in the English language.
Those who are able to read and understand English already know that all three are basically pronounced the same way.
For the semi literate of your ilk, try to think of it as idle idle idle, that way at least you won't appear the fool you have recently.

Here's another English test for ya, it makes perfect sense and is eminently valid English in grammar and in meaning:

That that that that boy said was wrong.


You REDed me for missing school C english?.....tough guy....:killingme
Funny thing is....the bad rep you give is hardly noticed cos you dont have enuff nouse yet...try again this time next year....maybe, just maybe your rep will have an effect.......of sorts....im down 2 points.....:crybaby:

PS: i have never used the red button on anyone...congratulations..you are a winner....:third:

[idleidolidyll]

no dear, it was for one of your other ridiculous posts

[Maha]

no dear, it was for one of your other ridiculous posts

I see that but i dont really give a fuck.........now buggar off im busy.....:bleh:

PS: Cheers Squeak....

[idleidolidyll]

I see that but i dont really give a fuck.........now buggar off im busy.....:bleh:

PS: Cheers Squeak....

so why do you keep replying?

[Scouse]

Here's an Idea ........

Meet at the usual place at the usual time .....

Ride to the Mobil on Quay St and meet up with the Nth Crew

Then we can all take a slow ride down Tamaki Dr to Hells

Quite SimpleSounds like a good plan

[idleidolidyll]

Ever since hise haggisness nominated me for promotion I've been trying hard to get my points down to zero but no matter how acerbic my tongue, i just can't get enough bad ratings or enough votes for that position.

help me please

now i'm off for a ride tonight come hell or high water. at the very least a ride around the old 'ring rd' through Kiaua.

any takers? i'm open to departure time suggestions

[Scouse]

Ok Here's what I propose for tomorow nights ride as a tribute to LoosBruse and DSS3 we meetup at the Caltex near Beaumont St at 18:00 fro a 18:30 ride along Tamaki drive to Kohimaruma Rd and then on to Hell Pizza

[Hellraiser]

any chance of making it 7pm

[paturoa]

Here's an Idea ........
Meet at the usual place at the usual time .....
Ride to the Mobil on Quay St and meet up with the Nth Crew
Then we can all take a slow ride down Tamaki Dr to Hells
Quite Simple


Sounds like a good plan


Ok Here's what I propose for tomorow nights ride as a tribute to LoosBruse and DSS3 we meetup at the Caltex near Beaumont St at 18:00 fro a 18:30 ride along Tamaki drive to Kohimaruma Rd and then on to Hell Pizza


any chance of making it 7pm

I'm in for either and either time as I work in the city - qckchk has chucked her toys from the crap going on in her ATNR thread and is going to do the normal ATNR ride - so I will join you

Dover - your call m8 - looks like we need organising

EDIT: oops - just read up the page, sorry Dover - Steve?

[boomer]

WaaaaaZzzzaaaaRp!

[BigB]

Can we please cut the shit and decide what we are doing, some off us would just like to go for a ride. If it's a tribute or whatever those who lost there lives would hate to see all this bullshit!!!

my 2 cents worth

:done:

[paturoa]

On topic for a change.

Steve,

Do you want to organise any one who is riding this Thursday to meet with the Cop Baiters from over the shore at Hell, Kohi to pay your respects?

I will be out of town so can't organise it this week.


Can we please cut the shit and decide what we are doing, some off us would just like to go for a ride. If it's a tribute or whatever those who lost there lives would hate to see all this bullshit!!!

my 2 cents worth

:done:

totaly agree - who is Steve? (apologies Steve)

[The_Dover]

Steve is ZRXer.

I don't really care about people talking shit, it's all part of the experience. Any information that is essential to people should be easy to find, or, and this is a novel concept I know, just ask.

I'm not going to get pissy about people going off topic, that happens with conversations, be it verbal or written, and I'm as guilty as any.

Let's not take the fun out of everything by being fuckin netiquette nazi's.

I know that things are a bit strained at the moment due to the tragic weekend we've just witnessed but the ride will continue, people can talk bikes or talk shite, I don't care.

But let's just keep talking and riding eh?

[paturoa]

Ok Here's what I propose for tomorow nights ride as a tribute to LoosBruse and DSS3 we meetup at the Caltex near Beaumont St at 18:00 fro a 18:30 ride along Tamaki drive to Kohimaruma Rd and then on to Hell Pizza


Steve is ZRXer.

right then, I'll be there btwn 18:00 and 18:30

[gijoe1313]

On ya gentlepeople fer gettin' on with a ride - sorry I will be missing this as I will be riding down Wellywood (around 2am start) So eat plenty of pizza fer me and watch out for chunky bitz in the helmet when you cough it back up (from watching the antics of others!)

Dizzam, I hate missing out on a ride - this is a ride, but the purpose isn't exactly a fun-filled reason :no: But I betcha they would want everyone to have fun ... and ride bikes! :rockon:

[paturoa]

... sorry I will be missing this as I will be riding down Wellywood .....

ride safe - new chain?

[McJim]

I can't make tomorrow night due to work comitments.

I'll be trying to cross the bridge sometime soon for the other Thusday ride too as there are a lot of good blokes/lasses over there whose hands I'd like to shake.

Eat a bit of pizza for me fellas.

Cheers

[paultz250]

sweat as kean to do somthing and end up with nth crew normal pl normal time?:confused:

[adiddy]

mmm i wanna have a ride for bruce- sounds gay but its true

[oldguy]

What you reckon, all south riders, meet up somewhere, autobarn is on the wrong side of motorway unless you head into town via clevedon, maraetai and ride as a group to the meeting place in town, or we just ride to hells in Kohi and catchup with everyone there.

[adiddy]

What you reckon, all south riders, meet up somewhere, autobarn is on the wrong side of motorway unless you head into town via clevedon, maraetai and ride as a group to the meeting place in town, or we just ride to hells in Kohi and catchup with everyone there.

ok how about we all meet up at gull takanini just off the off/onramp at manurewa/takanini and go backroads to hell?

[gijoe1313]

ride safe - new chain?

Yep did the ol'spectacles, testicles check ... new chain and sprocket c/o Colin from Papakura cycles (he put my bike to the front of the queue once he knew I was heading down for the funeral services and got the parts in ASAP).

I did the ol'oil change, tightened up the bolts and nuts, lube the moving bits, washed and polished the bling and knob (ooer!) bits, gave the electrics the once over, packed my bags ... and waiting for the 2am kick off time!

Took the bike for a quick blat out to town and back to get everything tickety-boo. I wish I was going down for other reasons, but some reasons are more relevant than others...

eek! Thanks for the reminder...need to check the tyre pressures too! :doh:

Will be wearing the ol'"Watch Out For Motorbikes" safety vest and avoiding Ninja assassin ducks :angry2:

[idleidolidyll]

Steve is ZRXer.

I don't really care about people talking shit, it's all part of the experience. Any information that is essential to people should be easy to find, or, and this is a novel concept I know, just ask.

I'm not going to get pissy about people going off topic, that happens with conversations, be it verbal or written, and I'm as guilty as any.

Let's not take the fun out of everything by being fuckin netiquette nazi's.

I know that things are a bit strained at the moment due to the tragic weekend we've just witnessed but the ride will continue, people can talk bikes or talk shite, I don't care.

But let's just keep talking and riding eh?

you're quite right and i applaud you for that honest observation.
i also applaud you for the fact that you do give out shit but unlike many here, you are not precious when it comes flying back at you.

well done dover, you have my respect (but don't for a minute think that means I'm gonna refrain from reflection)

[Hellraiser]

So are we meeting out Sth First then heading into town or just meeting in the city?

[Ixion]

Is anything settled about this?

[The_Dover]

Right, I'm not even gonna be there but I suggest this as posted by Hellraiser

Here's an Idea ........

Meet at the usual place at the usual time .....

Ride to the Mobil on Quay St and meet up with the Nth Crew

Then we can all take a slow ride down Tamaki Dr to Hells

Quite Simple

However, Triclops is correct, it is pointless just going up the motorway SO

PLEASE

someone with a clue lead the group up thru Clevedon to Howick (either via Brookby or Maraetai) and onwards to meet the northerners at Hell or by the Mobil on Quay St.

Is that simple enough? Or shall I start a new thread, specially for tonight?

[Ixion]

Where's the "usual place" ?

Clevedon->Howick is easy enough (Twilight Road ? Or direct through Whitford) depending on how much time. But from Howick to Quay St you'd have to pretty much ride right past Hells and then come back .

[The_Dover]

Sorry Ix and Brett.

We have recently been meeting at the Papakura Autobahn at 6.30 for a 7pm depart (or once boomer has finished his big mac)

[BigB]

Is that simple enough? Or shall I start a new thread, specially for tonight?

I don't know, without our leader it's so much harder to follow directions:dodge:

I'm sure we can manage to make our way back into town without using the motorway to much.

cheers

[The_Dover]

aww, so you lovelies do miss me and Maurice.

[Leong]

Just FYI, there is a Honda Riders Club ride leaving Botany Honda at 6.30pm going to Kaiaua. Don't know route tonight, but they usually go thru Maraetai-Clevedon etc.

[Hellraiser]

or we could go join in on the Nana Riders Club ....... leaving botany honda.

Sort it out tonight see you guys at the usual place at the usual time ..... hehehe

[Croft]

Sounds WICKED!!! Catch ya's at the ususal place

[Scouse]

Sorry Guys and Croft I cant make it tonight It looks like the ATNR crew are not going to Hell pizza so just turn up at the Autobhann and do your usual Thang

[oldguy]

The westies are doing there norm. ride, not going to hell's pizza, so this is whats up, meet up at the Autobarn 6.30 for a 7pm depart. going to do clevendon, hunua, mercer, no one should get lost, will see you all there. I hope or I will ride on me own, no worries you guys would only hold me up anyway hehehe. I just want to go for a ride.

[_Gina_]

Would come but I gotta go Karting for my work....

Have fun on your own (or not Old Geezer :) )

[idleidolidyll]

nice ride if maybe a bit long.

i hope you liked the new roads anyway.

tyre stayed up fine all the way home and i'll drop into the shop tomorrow to get it fixed properly.

owe you a beer oldguy, thanks again

idle out

[SixPackBack]

nice ride if maybe a bit long.


Thought you wus a REAL motomocyclist. Some of us pretenders ride that distance twice a day 365 days a year.

[paultz250]

Thought you wus a REAL motomocyclist. Some of us pretenders ride that distance twice a day 365 days a year.

180 0d ks twice a day you must spend lots on gas

[Dai]

Thought you wus a REAL motomocyclist. Some of us pretenders ride that distance twice a day 365 days a year.

Try between 5-8000 km a week for two years solid. Thats where I have been and I know for a fact that Mr III has done a shit load more than that when he lived in the UK.

[Hellraiser]

Try between 5-8000 km a week for two years solid. Thats where I have been and I know for a fact that Mr III has done a shit load more than that when he lived in the UK.

aaaahh feel the brotherly love ........

[oldguy]

Was a good ride last night, a bit long, and fast for me, but all in all a good ride, will try and sort a new route for next week and hope we get a few more come along.
May end up running too groups, not everyone wants to travel at warp speed, will see who turns up next week.

Oh Dover, your more than welcome to come along.

[idleidolidyll]

180 0d ks twice a day you must spend lots on gas

i was gonna say the same thing but given that i'm kinda out of favour at the mo, i might have been punished.

as a bike courier in pomgolia i managed to clock up 95,000 miles, yes miles, not those girly kilometre things, all in one year.

I was a long distance courier based in Caerdif and the bike was a Guzzi Monza 500.

As for almost 400km EVERY day here in NZ? Nope, I'm an ex courier, no need to waste my time and wear out my bike for groceries now. I ride for fun and that is just what I had last night.

Thanks again guys and gal

[idleidolidyll]

Try between 5-8000 km a week for two years solid. Thats where I have been and I know for a fact that Mr III has done a shit load more than that when he lived in the UK.

yeah Dai, as you know, i would have done about 600km per day on average but on those awful trips from Cardiff to Yorkshire or from Cardiff to Haggisland, a days ride may have been up to 1000 MILES!

and he told ME to get hard?

anyway, i still gotta buy oldguy a beer for letting me use one of his worms to fix my flattie

[idleidolidyll]

Oh Dover, your more than welcome to come along.

rotflmfao!
i thought dover was a horror stroy told to scare newbies?
ya don't mean to say he's a real 'bloke' who rides bikes do ya?

[idleidolidyll]

aaaahh feel the brotherly love ........

you obviously know nothing of our family mate: we invented dysfunctional

[Hellraiser]

you obviously know nothing of our family mate: we invented dysfunctional

don't know about that i have 5 sisters if you added up the time we haven't spoken or seen each other it would be about 50 years.

[Brett]

Oh Dover, your more than welcome to come along.

Who is Dover? Never heard of him let alone seen him!:dodge:

[SixPackBack]

bike courier in pomgolia

Nothing more needs to be added...another fucken pom:bash:

[idleidolidyll]

Nothing more needs to be added...another fucken pom:bash:

nope, born and bred a Southern Man, a 3rd generation Kiwi.
I'm just well traveled, how about you?

[idleidolidyll]

don't know about that i have 5 sisters if you added up the time we haven't spoken or seen each other it would be about 50 years.

ha! ha! fair enough then, so you'd understand just how silly the previous statement might be

[SixPackBack]

nope, born and bred a Southern Man, a 3rd generation Kiwi.
I'm just well traveled, how about you?


ME...uuumm weell uurrmm i'm a pom

[idleidolidyll]

Who is Dover? Never heard of him let alone seen him!:dodge:

yeah, i hear he chews beer cans for breaky, uses porridge as a laxative and drives a bambina with a suzuki gsxr250 motor.

some say he's a myth invented to terrify pigtailed schoolgirls, others think it's the schoolboys he's after.

hell, some even say he started this ride group but perhaps we'll never know for sure.

i've even heard it rumoured that he HAS come out on a few rides but never takes his helmet off so nobody really knows for sure.

[idleidolidyll]

ME...uuumm weell uurrmm i'm a pom

P.O.M.E Prisoner of Mother England (used to define Aussies but nowdays we reckon it's those left behind who are the prisoners and us who are free)

ha! ha! no need to hide it in tiny letters pal, i may not be a pome but my wife has the passport (she only uses it when she absolutely HAS to)

from another perspective, maybe you're a smart pome, after all you live here now..............

[Dai]

ME...uuumm weell uurrmm i'm a pom

After a 25 year OE to the UK I'm almost a Pom. Hence the name I chose for the forum DAI.

23 years of that 25 was spent living amongst the Welsh in Cardiff.

Born in Invercargill, escaped when I was 2.

North Islander by choice not by accident

[SixPackBack]

Escaped Redcar when 9 [1972]. 6 years in Queensland the rest in Auckland....what Am I? dunno, don't care:yes:

[boomer]

see ya all on thursday, i'll be dishing out the learnings.. so be warned bitch's

[boomer]

Escaped Redcar when 9 [1972]. 6 years in Queensland the rest in Auckland....what Am I? dunno, don't care:yes:

you old **nt:shit:

[Brett]

see ya all on thursday, i'll be dishing out the learnings.. so be warned bitch's

My mum told me learning to do so those things is naughty...

[gijoe1313]

Crikey! You mean there was riding ... and people actually turning up ... not in cagers!? What next? Lattes and mint juleps sipped, while pimms being partaken of? Oi vey! This riding thing must be catching on methinks! :yes:

Now...how do I get on one of these rare-as-hen's-teeth riding thingabobs?

[idleidolidyll]

Last week oldguy suggested 2 rides so we could split up the hard chargers and those who wanted a more liesurely pace.
I guess it might sound contradictory but I bought my 640 to go fast slowly and have carried that through with the new bigger supermoto. I'm incllined to more twisty roads with less long straights, those straights provide too much temptation to do way more than the speed limit.
I don't need the points and I don't need the fines.

[Croft]

Keen for this weeks ride.... usual suspects at the usual place?

[BigB]

Won't be there this week as I'm in Christchurch for work. See ya next week

cheers

B

[Blairos]

Well, all going to plan - I should be able to join you this week - got the 1st service on Friday for the Bandit, so could be the way to bring up that 1st 1000K
(in a little over a week)

[Crazy Steve]

Well, all going to plan - I should be able to join you this week - got the 1st service on Friday for the Bandit, so could be the way to bring up that 1st 1000K
(in a little over a week)


Shame it's a Suzuki...:sick:

Crazy Steve

[oldguy]

Has anyone got any suggestion for Thursday night,

we need a new route,

[_Gina_]

Where the fuck is Dover?
The event *organiser* whoseflickythingamebob????

[boomer]

Where the fuck is Dover?
The event *organiser* whoseflickythingamebob????

first week in a new job, bending over, making coffee..doing EVERYTHING possible to please the NEW boss.

i give it till thursday/friday then he'll be back.

[_Gina_]

Aha

Well his arse will prolly be too sore to ride his bike if he's been bending over alot in an engineering type environment aye ;)

You in the mood for a ride on Thurs Dunc?

[McJim]

first week in a new job, bending over, making coffee..doing EVERYTHING possible to please the NEW boss.

i give it till thursday/friday then he'll be back.

Don't mock - that'll be you in a week or two I'll bet!

[_Gina_]

see ya all on thursday, i'll be dishing out the learnings.. so be warned bitch's
*Girlygirl, taking the time to read the fucken thread, realises that Dunc has already posted his intentions.....*
:Oops:

[boomer]

i'll be there hopefully; all being well.

As for work.. don't swear at me please :angry:

[Blairos]

Just spoke to Dover - he is bogged down with work, but Terbang & Myself are still planning on showing up tonight - see you there (unless you post otherwise)

:ride:

[terbang]

There at 6:30..
Dover you need a new boss..!

[gijoe1313]

:crybaby: Will be missing this one, my left fork seal has decided to pack a sad and leak on me :no: Getting in the parts tomorrow and will be working like a fraggle builder dude to get it back on the road ASAP :weep:

Will not be turning up in cage ... ppft :bash:

[terbang]

Good ride up th Awhitu peninsula and back. Couple of beers on my deck afterwards.
Pointer: When riding on the Awhitu peninsula, 25 KMH posted corners mean that, 25 KMH...!

[Ixion]

Did you look for my tail light lense?

[stify]

cheers for the beers terbang, plenty of bugs in me face on the way home thou....must remember to wear clear visor

might catch ya on the next one....if girly lets me anyway

[oldguy]

Good ride last night something different, thanks terbang, Blairos, was running out of options for a ride, nice to meet you stify, never got a chance to have a good chat with you and girlygirl, next time.
Not going on the ride next Thursday but am going out to Kaiaua Wednesday for a ride and fish n chips all welcome.

cheers John

[paultz250]

:bye: wont be there next thursday ether so il c you all next year merry xmas:rockon:

[sillywilly]

got the blade back but been busy at work(frustration!)long day tomorrow but will do my best to be there, same time same place?

[Croft]

Whats the story this week boys?! I'm KEEN!!! :Punk:

[Scouse]

Might just see youse tomorow if I can get away from work early enough

[boomer]

i'm headin down to Taupo, along with The_Dover, Vix, BlackBuel and a few others so no show from us this week.. Sunny side up

[BigB]

Well I'm keen so see the rest of you at the usual place?

cheers

B

[Dai]

Not for me this week again.

[BigB]

sorry all won't be there, my gear just got soaked and I have lots on.

B

[sillywilly]

croft and i only ones to show,what a bunch of homos,anyone in auckland next thurs or is that us till next year

[terbang]

Anyone up to it tonight..?

[idleidolidyll]

Anyone up to it tonight..?

I could be persuaded