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Mike.Gayner
22nd March 2015, 06:51
So you can't wear glasses with a helmet apparently.

That struck me, too. Better tell my dad, because he's been doing it. He better sell the bike and buy a van or something.

HenryDorsetCase
22nd March 2015, 08:18
So you can't wear glasses with a helmet apparently.

I've been doing it since 1978. Having said that, deteriorating vision on a bike = not a good thing.

Drew
22nd March 2015, 08:26
Have a search for CBR600 on tardme. I'd post a link, but they're all asking stupid money.

James Deuce
22nd March 2015, 08:37
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-862297785.htm

My old bike. Last I heard it had been written off, so I suspect this is a repair and re-register.

It's missing the pack rack and headlight guard.

mossy1200
22nd March 2015, 10:46
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-862452398.htm

Bobber conversions. Its a good honest living. TUI

F5 Dave
22nd March 2015, 10:57
Never missed head turban, or something:confused:

James Deuce
22nd March 2015, 10:59
Never missed head turban, or something:confused:

Made with benderu!

HenryDorsetCase
22nd March 2015, 13:27
Thats kind of cool. No I would never ride it or own it. but my head did turen. Spin, even. Went all Linda Blair it did.

nudemetalz
22nd March 2015, 14:32
Not necessarily a bad deal,...but the pics being used to advertise it are interesting...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-860056648.htm

Drew
22nd March 2015, 14:51
Not necessarily a bad deal,...but the pics being used to advertise it are interesting...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-860056648.htm

Overpriced, heap of shit. I've never met anyone who's ridden one and liked it.

nudemetalz
22nd March 2015, 14:55
Overpriced, heap of shit. I've never met anyone who's ridden one and liked it.

What's the problem with them? (I've never ridden one). Handling, power? They look like an Italian TL1000 to me.

Drew
22nd March 2015, 15:02
What's the problem with them? (I've never ridden one). Handling, power? They look like an Italian TL1000 to me.

Terrible riding position, horrid power delivery, crap brakes, ugly as sin.

rustyrobot
22nd March 2015, 15:09
What's the problem with them? (I've never ridden one). Handling, power? They look like an Italian TL1000 to me.

I had a Falco and I thought it was okay... until I got a Tuono. Detuned engine and mid-way riding position is a strange compromise. I didn't have any problems with the handling but pretty much any other litre twin will eat you at the traffic light grand prix.

This one listed has some definite improvements/mods and that guy rides it well.

mossy1200
22nd March 2015, 16:00
Overpriced, heap of shit. I've never met anyone who's ridden one and liked it.

Bike or Gals?
I would like to form my own opinion on riding them.

TheDemonLord
22nd March 2015, 16:15
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-862452398.htm

Bobber conversions. Its a good honest living. TUI

I liked this part:


Never missed head turen.

vifferman
22nd March 2015, 17:48
I noticed this earlier. http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-859592782.htm

I kinda like that, apart from the retarded tail piece (my apologies to any retards on KB). Oh and the redonculously wide rear tyre. Also don't like the myopic-looking bug-eyed headlights.
Ah... fuck it. I don't really like it at all. It's a stinky IL4, after all.:facepalm:

98tls
22nd March 2015, 19:09
Terrible riding position, horrid power delivery, crap brakes, ugly as sin.

Jesus it does remind me to of an oem TL....:laugh:

Virago
22nd March 2015, 21:39
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=857889399&permanent=0

I don't think this price is necessarily that optimistic, but the seller is completely schizophrenic. From his auction:

But looking at his feedback, he only bought the bike two weeks ago (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=841350964). He paid $2,500 for it, believing for some reason it was in "mint condition". Now he has declined an offer of $2,600, stating "I think 2600 is far too cheap for bike that will never be made again these are becoming very rare indeed".

But let's look at the feedback he left on the bike when he bought it two weeks ago:

What an utter wanker this guy is.

I see it's now been withdrawn. I'm guessing the Q&A got too much.

pritch
22nd March 2015, 22:12
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-862297785.htm

My old bike. Last I heard it had been written off, so I suspect this is a repair and re-register.

It's missing the pack rack and headlight guard.

I don't wish to offend you James but the spiel Experience are offering with that bike is totally at odds with the road tests I read.

mossy1200
23rd March 2015, 06:36
I don't wish to offend you James but the spiel Experience are offering with that bike is totally at odds with the road tests I read.

Sounds awesome and I haven't even heard it running.

HenryDorsetCase
23rd March 2015, 06:44
Bike or Gals?
I would like to form my own opinion on riding them.


Some of the bolt-ons look very dodgy.......

mossy1200
23rd March 2015, 07:11
Some of the bolt-ons look very dodgy.......

Possibly running a little high psi for track day running temperatures.

Reckless
23rd March 2015, 15:27
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-862452398.htm

Bobber conversions. Its a good honest living. TUI

Wouldn't that square profile rear be fucken dangerous? Is it even a bike tyre?
Bugger siting on the edge of that contact patch at 15°

mossy1200
23rd March 2015, 16:04
Wouldn't that square profile rear be fucken dangerous? Is it even a bike tyre?
Bugger siting on the edge of that contact patch at 15°

I think the idea is to run it at 10 pounds so it flexes in the corners. Or you can run 80 pounds so it forms a D shape with the pressure.
They call it a real riders bike because you need be a really good rider to ride it around a bend.

yevjenko
23rd March 2015, 18:55
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-862297785.htm

My old bike. Last I heard it had been written off, so I suspect this is a repair and re-register.

It's missing the pack rack and headlight guard.
Says credit to the last owner - pat yourself on the back... Or does it mean credit to the tech who put it back together again using mostly new parts?

James Deuce
23rd March 2015, 20:27
Says credit to the last owner - pat yourself on the back... Or does it mean credit to the tech who put it back together again using mostly new parts?

It had some very minor front fairing damage. The rest of it is fine.

HenryDorsetCase
23rd March 2015, 20:54
It had some very minor front fairing damage. The rest of it is fine.

if it was dereg with accident damage, its required to have a frame and fork inspection I think? My neighbour who rebuilt a CBR1000RR did that and the bike was absolutely perfect.

HenryDorsetCase
25th March 2015, 09:36
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm


LOL what it owes you is not what it is worth.

F5 Dave
25th March 2015, 11:19
$600 and a bag of chips is probably what its worth, but only to some beardy weirdy. At least its not a XZ400, but not much could be worse than a GL400

biketimus_prime
25th March 2015, 11:23
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-862452398.htm

bobber conversions. Its a good honest living. Tui

Hello please,

NEVER MISSED HEAD TUREN

Mike.Gayner
25th March 2015, 11:30
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm


LOL what it owes you is not what it is worth.

What's with all these people who have just finished writing about their performance/weight modifications, then immediately tell you it's LAMS compliant. Morons.

Tazz
25th March 2015, 12:16
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm


LOL what it owes you is not what it is worth.

You mean every time I put petrol in I'm not increasing the sale value...? :weep:

TheDemonLord
25th March 2015, 13:23
What's with all these people who have just finished writing about their performance/weight modifications, then immediately tell you it's LAMS compliant. Morons.

I lolled - if I had an active TM account, I would even ask the question - telling him it's not LAMS approved as its been modified.

yevjenko
25th March 2015, 13:25
I lolled - if I had an active TM account, I would even ask the question - telling him it's not LAMS approved as its been modified.

Oh go on then.... - ah it's a classified ad, not an auction. questions don't appear on the ad.

pzkpfw
25th March 2015, 16:36
Used to see the same thing in the pre-LAMS days.

Someone would stick a 400 cc engine in a bike still registered as a 250 - and tell potential buyers it's all legal.

If someone knows what they're getting into, whatever, their choice to take on the risk; but it was really annoying to see newbies led into possible crap by straight out lies. To the extent that, after asking pointed questions that never appeared, I reported some listings to the TardMe police (yes, I'm a nark), but never saw any action. (TardMe don't care as long as they do get their fees and don't get in the news.)

biketimus_prime
1st April 2015, 08:56
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-859079955.htm

> Selling as moving overseas
> could be keen on swap for a semi road legal dirt bike drz xr ttr kxl

imdying
1st April 2015, 09:00
<img src="http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/45758922.jpg" style="border:40px solid pink; padding: 5px;" />

Paulo
1st April 2015, 15:05
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-866923809.htm

LOL 9K for a CL 250 with some paint....

Oscar
1st April 2015, 15:16
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-866923809.htm

LOL 9K for a CL 250 with some paint....

What a POS.
Pipe wrap is bad enough on pipes, but on the forks?
What's it worth?
I dunno, but I would say that if it was full of gas the value would double...

TLDV8
1st April 2015, 15:32
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Kawasaki-KX400-1975-/111633874199?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item19fde5bd17

EJK
1st April 2015, 16:06
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-859079955.htm

> Selling as moving overseas
> could be keen on swap for a semi road legal dirt bike drz xr ttr kxl

I think they mean dual purpose bikes fit better in their carry-on.

yevjenko
1st April 2015, 16:13
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Kawasaki-KX400-1975-/111633874199?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item19fde5bd17
Twenty grand!!! Get the fuck out...

jasonu
1st April 2015, 16:15
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-866923809.htm

LOL 9K for a CL 250 with some paint....


What a POS.
Pipe wrap is bad enough on pipes, but on the forks?
What's it worth?
I dunno, but I would say that if it was full of gas the value would double...

Looks like their mechanic/assembler likes to use plenty of orange silicon. Hope he didn't block any oil ways.

Crasherfromwayback
1st April 2015, 17:36
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Kawasaki-KX400-1975-/111633874199?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item19fde5bd17

Haven't even got the colour correct by the look of those pics.

mossy1200
1st April 2015, 17:37
Looks like their mechanic/assembler likes to use plenty of orange silicon. Hope he didn't block any oil ways.

Looks like a con.
New trader and bike pix with no background.

F5 Dave
1st April 2015, 20:43
Looks like their mechanic/assembler likes to use plenty of orange silicon. Hope he didn't block any oil ways.
Hopefully it did. That shitheap deserves to seize. FFS (for fucks sake) it's a shitmeister not worth crap when original and now worth 0% of its original value.

ducatilover
1st April 2015, 21:08
Looks like their mechanic/assembler likes to use plenty of orange silicon. Hope he didn't block any oil ways.

You're meant to silicone them, and there are no oil ways that go through the rocker cover sealing surface, or near it. Even a fairly fine smear will shit out the sides
However, the orange silicon looks shit when not cleaned off.

Laava
1st April 2015, 21:29
Looks like their mechanic/assembler likes to use plenty of orange silicon. Hope he didn't block any oil ways.

Haha, reminds me of Ichiban Moto! With the crap seat and seat loop.

jasonu
2nd April 2015, 01:20
You're meant to silicone them, and there are no oil ways that go through the rocker cover sealing surface, or near it. Even a fairly fine smear will shit out the sides
However, the orange silicon looks shit when not cleaned off.

It looks amateurish at best. Definitely not summat you would want to see on a bike with a $7k asking price.

jasonu
3rd April 2015, 15:57
Not sure about optimistic but this one is selling for a LOT!!!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/281644769269?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

F5 Dave
3rd April 2015, 19:44
They're worth heaps and that looks nice and. . . how much?! Ohh ouch.

Askor
7th April 2015, 17:12
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dirt-bikes/auction-864499632.htm

Obviously the new rear shock adds $4000 to its value

Waihou Thumper
9th April 2015, 21:45
So. What about this then?

Unique....:)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-865451019.htm

F5 Dave
9th April 2015, 21:50
Right up there with worst bike I've ridden

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-865489999.htm

F5 Dave
9th April 2015, 21:52
So. What aBout this then?

Unique....:)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-865451019.htm
Indeed that would be a unique bumble bee. Theres something about bumblebees. . . cant quite put my finger on it. . .

F5 Dave
9th April 2015, 21:57
Oh my. Decimal place out by two or three places. Can't believe they would list this.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-868204336.htm

F5 Dave
9th April 2015, 22:26
This is like shooting fish in a barrel. They were about 2k new 20 years ago and a cheap and cynical rip off retro. OK hack around going to the shop bike.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-854097139.htm

ducatilover
9th April 2015, 22:56
This is like shooting fish in a barrel. They were about 2k new 20 years ago and a cheap and cynical rip off retro. OK hack around going to the shop bike.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-854097139.htm

I like them. I'd certainly pay $1500 tops for a good one lol

Kinda pretty, gutless bike.

Gremlin
9th April 2015, 23:01
So. What about this then?

Unique....:)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-865451019.htm
:eek5: Reasonably local to me, definitely never seen it.

I promise to set fire to it if I do :sick:

F5 Dave
10th April 2015, 07:01
I like them. I'd certainly pay $1500 tops for a good one lol

Kinda pretty, gutless bike.
A styling exercise on a budget bike. They are OK to bop around the suburbs but gasping on motorway. There were fruggin squillions of them dumped here and sold off cheap.
About $800 used to be the going rate. The 500 was worth more, but same everything budget sort of bike.

TheDemonLord
10th April 2015, 08:30
So. What about this then?

Unique....:)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-865451019.htm

I have to say - I quite like the look of it....

Not that I would ride it (I would look silly on it), but definitely like the look of it for someone else.

ducatilover
10th April 2015, 09:13
A styling exercise on a budget bike. They are OK to bop around the suburbs but gasping on motorway. There were fruggin squillions of them dumped here and sold off cheap.
About $800 used to be the going rate. The 500 was worth more, but same everything budget sort of bike.

My thoughts perzactly. AFAIK the GB never really sold that well new? I do like the look of them, but they really are nothing special.
One with an XR lump would do the job okay, enough poke for a few wheelies

F5 Dave
10th April 2015, 09:29
In the 80s & 90s & even now Suzuki & Honda et all used NZ as a dumping ground for bikes that were stacked in warehouses in Japan. That's why we got DR400s, XT400s, XZ400s & the like. Wasn't all bad we got RG50s & also FXR150s/RG150s presumably from Thailand.
Honda dumped all the unpopular explosive MVX250s I remember seeing lines of them at Sawyers in wgtn whilst on the schoolbus. GBs were dumped here sort of a one time deal there were heaps, but not like they were imported for years, just a 'here's heaps try get rid of the things'. Couldn't move for them, same with Suzuki Impulses. RF900s were imported normally for like 17k & then they started dumping US & Euro ones of various spec14k, 13k, 12k, 11k. I knew someone who'd bought a full price one, not impressed. Especially as they are a pucey bike. Don't buy one.

Being singles the GBs eventually were revved crazy, run dry, died & were bought by wreckers for very little money & engines (which killed starter clutches) were picked over & the rest weighed in for scrap ally.

Cheap & cheerful fun, but disposable. A classic? Nah, no more than a Kawasaki Zephyr & nobody remembers them.

I admire your 'save now before buy' policy, lived that way my life. You just have to be careful of too many projects while you are young & poor.

sugilite
10th April 2015, 10:44
Those GB400 and 500's are very sought after in the UK. Not sure why :laugh:

Banditbandit
10th April 2015, 10:55
Those GB400 and 500's are very sought after in the UK. Not sure why :laugh:

Cheap Goldie copy - with lots of after-market parts to make them look even more like a Goldie

Oscar
10th April 2015, 10:59
In the 80s & 90s & even now Suzuki & Honda et all used NZ as a dumping ground for bikes that were stacked in warehouses in Japan. That's why we got DR400s, XT400s, XZ400s & the like. Wasn't all bad we got RG50s & also FXR150s/RG150s presumably from Thailand.
Honda dumped all the unpopular explosive MVX250s I remember seeing lines of them at Sawyers in wgtn whilst on the schoolbus. GBs were dumped here sort of a one time deal there were heaps, but not like they were imported for years, just a 'here's heaps try get rid of the things'. Couldn't move for them, same with Suzuki Impulses. RF900s were imported normally for like 17k & then they started dumping US & Euro ones of various spec14k, 13k, 12k, 11k. I knew someone who'd bought a full price one, not impressed. Especially as they are a pucey bike. Don't buy one.

Being singles the GBs eventually were revved crazy, run dry, died & were bought by wreckers for very little money & engines (which killed starter clutches) were picked over & the rest weighed in for scrap ally.

Cheap & cheerful fun, but disposable. A classic? Nah, no more than a Kawasaki Zephyr & nobody remembers them.

I admire your 'save now before buy' policy, lived that way my life. You just have to be careful of too many projects while you are young & poor.

I'm constantly amazed at some people's definition of a "classic".
I just got through arguing with a mate about the two DT400D's on TM.
They were a horrible POS when they were new and nothing's changed.
Just because it's old, don't make it special (otherwise I'd be special).

ducatilover
10th April 2015, 11:40
I admire your 'save now before buy' policy, lived that way my life. You just have to be careful of too many projects while you are young & poor.

:facepalm: I want all the projects!

Actually, had to stop myself from buying a scungy as fuck looking VF750F this morning. I want it, I don't know why (must be the noise)

Racing Dave
10th April 2015, 12:04
Indeed that would be a unique bumble bee. Theres something about bumblebees. . . cant quite put my finger on it. . .

I know, I know - they don't have spots, but stripes. Do I win a prize?

F5 Dave
10th April 2015, 14:11
Hey Dave

Yes indeed. A million internet dollars.

Drew
11th April 2015, 09:21
My thoughts perzactly. AFAIK the GB never really sold that well new? I do like the look of them, but they really are nothing special.
One with an XR lump would do the job okay, enough poke for a few wheelies

That's funny, because they wheelie incredibly well stock standard and half fucked.

I was very close to looping one for not expecting it to come up so quickly and easily.

ducatilover
12th April 2015, 23:36
That's funny, because they wheelie incredibly well stock standard and half fucked.

I was very close to looping one for not expecting it to come up so quickly and easily.

Yeah, but you probably wheelie better than me :wacko:

HenryDorsetCase
14th April 2015, 23:00
My thoughts perzactly. AFAIK the GB never really sold that well new? I do like the look of them, but they really are nothing special.
One with an XR lump would do the job okay, enough poke for a few wheelies

I bought one brand new in 1988. Paid full price of $4299 for it from Sawyer Honda. It was the cool one too. single seat and fairing that they called the "Mark 2" or something.

I liked it. Good handling on a smooth road and sprung and damped OK especially compared to a lot of the land whales around at the time.

What did not impress me was Blue Wang dropping the price six months later to $3799, destroying the second hand value. My excuse for buying it was to teach SWMBO to ride on it but it never happened.

I would not buy another but I still think they are a nice looking thing. Lots of people have fucked about with them: 630cc and stuff which would be fun enough.

I owned an SRX-6 at one point some years later and that was a way better bike IMO.

Now I want a Royal Enfield. something about the one-lungers....

Icemaestro
14th April 2015, 23:35
I wanted a gb500 a number of years ago til I sat on a gb400 and realised it had no guts and didn't even sound like a good thumper. Just bought myself an srx600 91 model with aftermarket exhaust and man this thing sounds great!!!


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sugilite
15th April 2015, 11:58
What did not impress me was Blue Wang dropping the price six months later to $3799, destroying the second hand value.

Suzuki in particular have been pulling that caper for eons.

Erelyes
15th April 2015, 14:10
Suzuki in particular have been pulling that caper for eons.

Yeah. Save $4k on a brand spankers *2015* GSXR600 anyone? 'Course, one man's loss is another's gain, I came very close to buying one mahself. If they do it next year I may very well get a semfiddy.

mossy1200
15th April 2015, 19:10
What did not impress me was Blue Wang dropping the price six months later to $3799, destroying the second hand value. My excuse for buying it was to teach SWMBO to ride on it but it never happened.



Mines worse. Bought a new Honda SP1 for $28,500 and 5 months later $19,995.

HenryDorsetCase
15th April 2015, 19:37
Mines worse. Bought a new Honda SP1 for $28,500 and 5 months later $19,995.

Oh dude that sucks.

Still got he SP1? I look at them now and they are like ten k for a tidy one, 12k for a minter and I think "lot of classic bike for the coinage".

mossy1200
15th April 2015, 20:24
Oh dude that sucks.

Still got he SP1? I look at them now and they are like ten k for a tidy one, 12k for a minter and I think "lot of classic bike for the coinage".

Sold it at 12 months old with 5k for 14k. Guess that was its second hand value.

sugilite
15th April 2015, 23:53
Look at what RC45's are going for now. One day, SP1's will suddenly take off in value me thinks....

Crasherfromwayback
15th April 2015, 23:56
Look at what RC45's are going for now. One day, SP1's will suddenly take off in value me thinks....

Don't think you can compare RC30's and 45's with SP1's/2's mate.

F5 Dave
16th April 2015, 08:05
Unless the basis is wsb champs.
I'll take the one with the least.

Bender
16th April 2015, 08:14
Don't think you can compare RC30's and 45's with SP1's/2's mate.

Why is that Crasher? Genuine HRC-built homologation special and all.

I've always wondered why the SPs are rated so far below the 30/45s.

Genuine query.

Crasherfromwayback
16th April 2015, 10:35
Why is that Crasher? Genuine HRC-built homologation special and all.

I've always wondered why the SPs are rated so far below the 30/45s.

Genuine query.

Not sure on total numbers, but pretty sure there were way more SP1/2's built that RC45's. That, and for whatever reasons just never been that sought after.

mossy1200
16th April 2015, 19:47
Not sure on total numbers, but pretty sure there were way more SP1/2's built that RC45's. That, and for whatever reasons just never been that sought after.

A lot got crashed though and with Hondas parts prices got written off.
Don't think they will ever carry the RC45 prestige factor though.

Berries
16th April 2015, 20:06
Fuck Honda - Go Green. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-872607150.htm)

mossy1200
16th April 2015, 20:10
Fuck Honda - Go Green. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-872607150.htm)

WOW. That's a bargain. I would if I had the money.

EJK
16th April 2015, 22:21
Fuck Honda - Go Green. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-872607150.htm)

Holy crap! Definitely "Optimistic" from window shoppers point of view.

T.W.R
16th April 2015, 23:05
Fuck Honda - Go Green. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-872607150.htm)

He's already knocked a grand or two off since it was 1st listed, still a bit far for the play account to stretch to :weep:
Just got to fiddle LOTTO & pick the OW01, RC30 & imitation Yoshi Gixxer that Carbongarage are selling and it'd be a nice line-up to have sitting in the shed :rolleyes:

Berries
16th April 2015, 23:51
Ha ha, I have doubled his views. Think he might thank me with a weekend long test ride?

Drew
17th April 2015, 00:10
He's already knocked a grand or two off since it was 1st listed, still a bit far for the play account to stretch to :weep:
Just got to fiddle LOTTO & pick the OW01, RC30 & imitation Yoshi Gixxer that Carbongarage are selling and it'd be a nice line-up to have sitting in the shed :rolleyes:

I'm gixxer through and through, but the 0W01 would be my first pick of that litter.

Gremlin
17th April 2015, 00:11
Fuck Honda - Go Green. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-872607150.htm)
I had an R for my second bike. I've always credited it for teaching me how to ride properly, trust the front end etc. Didn't stop or turn as easily as a modern 600, but more rewarding.

However, needed the carbs tuned/balanced/something at every 6k service. Fun, but plenty more to own. :sunny:

Oscar
17th April 2015, 13:52
Suzuki in particular have been pulling that caper for eons.

And I see Honda are it again:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dual-purpose/auction-874945857.htm

mossy1200
17th April 2015, 17:41
And I see Honda are it again:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dual-purpose/auction-874945857.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dual-purpose/auction-872921807.htm

This poor cont is a victim like I was.

mossy1200
17th April 2015, 18:09
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-874641703.htm

Devaluation of about 1% per annum?

Crasherfromwayback
17th April 2015, 18:30
Fuck Honda - Go Green. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-872607150.htm)


WOW. That's a bargain. I would if I had the money.


Holy crap! Definitely "Optimistic" from window shoppers point of view.

If I had the coin I'd buy it. Very fair price I reckon.

T.W.R
17th April 2015, 19:27
I'm gixxer through and through, but the 0W01 would be my first pick of that litter.

Have a close look at the one they're selling :msn-wink: Yoshimura japan didn't source their pipes from the US yet that one is boldly displaying a Yoshimura made in the USA pipe :lol:
For sure the OW01 would be the pick of the ones from CG but the N1 would be my personal favorite to have :drool: missed one 10yrs ago and this sod is another just out of reach :brick:

98tls
17th April 2015, 19:34
Don't think you can compare RC30's and 45's with SP1's/2's mate.

Could and should have bought an RC30 many moons ago when living in Wellington,always have regretted not buying the thing.

Crasherfromwayback
17th April 2015, 19:36
Could and should have bought an RC30 many moons ago when living in Wellington,always have regretted not buying the thing.

Certainly my choice of collectable Honda road bikes mate. Far rather have an RC30 than a 45.

98tls
17th April 2015, 19:48
Certainly my choice of collectable Honda road bikes mate. Far rather have an RC30 than a 45.

Yea me to mate,been trying to remember the name of the shop that had the bloody thing,sales guy was shortish dude and somewhat tubby,good bugger and can remember one morning leaving for work from Jville and when getting down to where motorway merges with the hutt travellers there he was on a brand spanking Fireblade in the next lane,was gridlock so we had a yarn whilst slowly moving then he starts doing mini wheelies when enough gap opened up,possibly it was "Sawyers":confused:long time ago so maybe not,do remember the RC well though,rode it and it was truly awesome.

sugilite
17th April 2015, 21:51
Yea me to mate,been trying to remember the name of the shop that had the bloody thing,sales guy was shortish dude and somewhat tubby,good bugger and can remember one morning leaving for work from Jville and when getting down to where motorway merges with the hutt travellers there he was on a brand spanking Fireblade in the next lane,was gridlock so we had a yarn whilst slowly moving then he starts doing mini wheelies when enough gap opened up,possibly it was "Sawyers":confused:long time ago so maybe not,do remember the RC well though,rode it and it was truly awesome.

Sounds like you are talking about Richard Scholer (prob crap spelling) from the old defunct Honda City (he worked in the Taranaki street, Wellington branch). Their Lower Hutt shop had a used (standard) RC30 for sale. I took it for a good thrash and was impressed with the handling, but the power was a huge disappointment. I had just stepped off a GSXR1100 though. I too would prefer a RC30 over a RC45 which I thought was over priced rubbish at the time it came out. However now I'm not as anti honda as I once was I'm sure I would really appreciate the build quality and engineering of one now. I never rated the SP1 or SP2 either, but would prob even appreciate those now days. Personally I dream of finding a little old lady with a RG500 or RZ500 one of their kids abandoned in a dry shed years ago for next to no money, dreams are free :lol:

F5 Dave
17th April 2015, 22:23
Ahh Sawyacoming Honda.

EJK
18th April 2015, 09:59
Fucking idiot

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-875098778.htm

Crasherfromwayback
18th April 2015, 10:26
Fucking idiot

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-875098778.htm

No times wasters! The irony...

EJK
18th April 2015, 12:32
No times wasters! The irony...

I wonder how he'll respond if I offer him half the asking price? Plus that's an 06-07 manufactured model, probably late NZ registered in 2009.

Basically a 10 year old bike for $15k.

F5 Dave
18th April 2015, 13:09
A mate bought her 06 10 which is light damage but otherwise fine for some silly price like 5k. 3x is not 3x better.

Bikemad
18th April 2015, 13:46
I wonder how he'll respond if I offer him half the asking price? Plus that's an 06-07 manufactured model, probably late NZ registered in 2009.

Basically a 10 year old bike for $15k.

ask him how much for the red ute acroos the road?

HenryDorsetCase
18th April 2015, 14:03
Why is that Crasher? Genuine HRC-built homologation special and all.

I've always wondered why the SPs are rated so far below the 30/45s.

Genuine query.

I'd totally have an SP1 or SP2. and have a chance of affording one...... RC30/45 not so much it seems.

Grumph
18th April 2015, 14:31
Sounds like you are talking about Richard Scholer (prob crap spelling) from the old defunct Honda City (he worked in the Taranaki street, Wellington branch). Their Lower Hutt shop had a used (standard) RC30 for sale. I took it for a good thrash and was impressed with the handling, but the power was a huge disappointment. I had just stepped off a GSXR1100 though. I too would prefer a RC30 over a RC45 which I thought was over priced rubbish at the time it came out. However now I'm not as anti honda as I once was I'm sure I would really appreciate the build quality and engineering of one now. I never rated the SP1 or SP2 either, but would prob even appreciate those now days. Personally I dream of finding a little old lady with a RG500 or RZ500 one of their kids abandoned in a dry shed years ago for next to no money, dreams are free :lol:

Probably a home market RC30. I spent a lot of time some years back rebuilding the motor and sorting out a home market RC for a mate incl fitting the right ignition box. i wasn't impressed by the build quality of the motor either. Eventually got 118hp at the wheel out of it with a quiet can and stock cams.
Never felt powerful though - all the V4 hondas have linear power curves with none of the GSXR's fun humps and big surges.

GSW
19th April 2015, 08:32
Not really sure this guy is Optimistic.. but for $20 you can get a cheap set of leathers... if your in Invercargill
http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/protective-gear-armour/auction-875527846.htm

Crasherfromwayback
22nd April 2015, 08:07
Heaps of custom parts don'tcha know!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=876709304

Banditbandit
22nd April 2015, 13:02
Heaps of custom parts don'tcha know!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=876709304

That's definitely NOT what should be done to an SR400

Crasherfromwayback
22nd April 2015, 13:04
That's definitely NOT what should be done to an SR400

With ya there mate!

Oscar
22nd April 2015, 13:11
That guy needs to be shot with a ball of his own shit...

F5 Dave
22nd April 2015, 14:07
No expense spared on the kobe muffler, the tank that doesn't fit or the one while wall tyre.

swarfie
22nd April 2015, 14:30
That guy needs to be shot with a ball of his own shit...

Correct. And hopefully after it had been lying around in the sun for a few days and hardened to 60 Rockwell:2guns:

EJK
22nd April 2015, 17:17
Heaps of custom parts don'tcha know!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=876709304

"Unfortunately due to financial situation I am having to sell one of my bikes."

No shit.

nzspokes
22nd April 2015, 17:35
Fucking idiot

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-875098778.htm

Want fries with those chicken strips?

EJK
22nd April 2015, 18:54
Want fries with those chicken strips?

Come on, let's not publicly shame him. After all he's a "super-bike enthusiast"

F5 Dave
23rd April 2015, 10:22
Basket case. `Complete`


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-872404710.htm

Sure. Moved 3 times but sure everything is there. Like the wiring loom, or even the swingarm/linkages. And why was it taken apart in the first place? Oh yeah was smoky and made a clattery sound.

Could use for VMX. Bit like racing a Labrador in with the Greyhounds.

F5 Dave
23rd April 2015, 10:30
Whilst on basket cases

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-872450400.htm

Seems like a lot of money for one of these lemons and in bitza condition. And then, I see its crank is gone. Good luck finding parts for a 33yr old lemon engine. And good luck putting that lot back together

Racing Dave
23rd April 2015, 13:33
Whilst on basket cases

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-872450400.htm

Seems like a lot of money for one of these lemons and in bitza condition. And then, I see its crank is gone. Good luck finding parts for a 33yr old lemon engine. And good luck putting that lot back together

Then again, if you own a boat, $250 is reasonable for an anchor...

As an aside, sorry to hear about your enforced hospital stay, and I hope you recover as soon as you can.

F5 Dave
23rd April 2015, 13:59
Have we done this one before?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-875933524.htm

Matching frame and engine no.s. yes people get fluffy about that as they want a bike that isn't a bitza and reminds them of their yoof. The one in the background is worth more for that reason.

Oscar
23rd April 2015, 14:10
Have we done this one before?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-875933524.htm

Matching frame and engine no.s. yes people get fluffy about that as they want a bike that isn't a bitza and reminds them of their yoof. The one in the background is worth more for that reason.

Old Bike + Shitloads of $$$ = Negative Equity on Sale

F5 Dave
23rd April 2015, 14:17
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-823814357.htm



Why do people try and sell two bikes at once? Do they really think someone with over 7k to spend will say ; instead I'll buy an old shitter and have another taking up space both with no Rego?

F5 Dave
23rd April 2015, 14:22
And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-800490404.htm

Where do you start?

Oscar
23rd April 2015, 14:38
And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-800490404.htm

Where do you start?

If you don't ever want to see yourself coming the other way... then this is the bike for you.

Translation - be the only idiot with one of these...

jasonu
23rd April 2015, 14:57
No expense spared on the kobe muffler, the tank that doesn't fit or the one while wall tyre.


Basket case. `Complete`


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-872404710.htm

Sure. Moved 3 times but sure everything is there. Like the wiring loom, or even the swingarm/linkages. And why was it taken apart in the first place? Oh yeah was smoky and made a clattery sound.

Could use for VMX. Bit like racing a Labrador in with the Greyhounds.


Whilst on basket cases

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-872450400.htm

Seems like a lot of money for one of these lemons and in bitza condition. And then, I see its crank is gone. Good luck finding parts for a 33yr old lemon engine. And good luck putting that lot back together


Have we done this one before?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-875933524.htm

Matching frame and engine no.s. yes people get fluffy about that as they want a bike that isn't a bitza and reminds them of their yoof. The one in the background is worth more for that reason.


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-823814357.htm



Why do people try and sell two bikes at once? Do they really think someone with over 7k to spend will say ; instead I'll buy an old shitter and have another taking up space both with no Rego?


And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-800490404.htm

Where do you start?

Shit Dave, get outa bed the rong side or summat???

F5 Dave
23rd April 2015, 16:21
Pain pill constipation. Nough to make anyone surly

imdying
24th April 2015, 09:46
And this guy is totally deluded

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-800490404.htm

Where do you start?I'm glad he went out of business; he didn't make even one bike that could be described as anything other than pig dog ugly :sick:

jasonu
24th April 2015, 14:15
http://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/4993347567.html

The most optimistic thing here is that he thinks someone might buy it.

TheDemonLord
24th April 2015, 14:38
http://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/4993347567.html

The most optimistic thing here is that he thinks someone might buy it.

The stupid front mudguard reminds me of a Toucan

F5 Dave
24th April 2015, 15:49
Golly. 20k old tyres show he rode it for the first time, realised what a lash up it was and wants shot of that munter.

jasonu
24th April 2015, 16:07
Golly. 20k old tyres show he rode it for the first time, realised what a lash up it was and wants shot of that munter.

Dave lay off the vicadin, it says 20 miles not 20000 miles...

imdying
24th April 2015, 16:33
Dave lay off the vicadin, it says 20 miles not 20000 miles...k = kilometer, we knew what he meant. It is Kiwibiker after all, not TooStupidForTheMetricSystemBiker. How ignoring the rear wheel travel makes it a go anywhere bike I don't know though.

F5 Dave
24th April 2015, 16:40
Yeah 20 miles I meant, sfunny I just adjusted for miles about 10 min before.

F5toostupidfortheimperialsystemDave

TheDemonLord
25th April 2015, 09:48
not sure about the bike, but the posing is definitely optimistic:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-876602204.htm

Drew
25th April 2015, 10:23
not sure about the bike, but the posing is definitely optimistic:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-876602204.htm

Hahahaha, that's awesome.

The bike isn't a LAM though.

Bender
25th April 2015, 10:33
Seriously, would anyone buy a bike off "Pinkypunko" which has been advertised by him with his skanky undies half way up his crack?

I think not.

Mike.Gayner
25th April 2015, 12:21
Has this one been posted?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-874197059.htm

jasonu
25th April 2015, 12:33
not sure about the bike, but the posing is definitely optimistic:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-876602204.htm

Better than half the listings with blurry cell phone pictures plus me and her indoors got a bloody good laugh out of it!

GSF
25th April 2015, 12:50
This one gave me a chuckle.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-876709304.htm

$8,000 buy-now for a very unlucky SR that got a severe (and probably extremely expensive) beating with the ugly stick. Those gaps between seat and tank and then tank and steering head make my eyes hurt. Not to mention the cheap-shit tinny lights and chromed plastic indicators.

Never understand why people feel it necessary to ditch the sidecovers, it just looks strange and you can make them look great as they are. Doesn't even have any decent running gear on it.

F5 Dave
25th April 2015, 20:53
This one gave me a chuckle.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-876709304.htm

$8,000 buy-now for a very unlucky SR that got a severe (and probably extremely expensive) beating with the ugly stick. Those gaps between seat and tank and then tank and steering head make my eyes hurt. Not to mention the cheap-shit tinny lights and chromed plastic indicators.

Never understand why people feel it necessary to ditch the sidecovers, it just looks strange and you can make them look great as they are. Doesn't even have any decent running gear on it.
Yeah we did that one 2 pages ago. Just filthy execution.

EJK
25th April 2015, 21:32
Has this one been posted?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-874197059.htm

That guys been trying to sell his bike for years. I dunno why... :weird:

GSF
26th April 2015, 00:08
Yeah we did that one 2 pages ago. Just filthy execution.

I think it was one of the last ones done by the Auckland Deus Ex Machina/Shed 5 group and it was a quick and nasty way to dispose of a donor bike and a bunch of left-over parts.
I'm not sure if the exhaust setup makes me want to laugh, puke or cry... for a lot less money you could build one hell of a bored-out, cammed, FCR'd, properly sprung SR that would be a real hot-rod bike.

mossy1200
26th April 2015, 12:53
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-878920318.htm

Buy now is dearer than a new one.

HenryDorsetCase
26th April 2015, 13:16
This one gave me a chuckle.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-876709304.htm

$8,000 buy-now for a very unlucky SR that got a severe (and probably extremely expensive) beating with the ugly stick. Those gaps between seat and tank and then tank and steering head make my eyes hurt. Not to mention the cheap-shit tinny lights and chromed plastic indicators.

Never understand why people feel it necessary to ditch the sidecovers, it just looks strange and you can make them look great as they are. Doesn't even have any decent running gear on it.

agree entirely. the only thing I like about it is the red metalflake paint on the tank.

I have seen them for $8999 brand new including onroads. some judicious mods and a nice little city bike. I really like the Scramblerised ones... though for the money you may as well buy an old XT500. except kickstart. I have a dent in my shin from kickstarting one when I was 15. And weighed maybe 55kg......

GSF
26th April 2015, 13:22
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-878920318.htm

Buy now is dearer than a new one.

"Never ridden in the wet"

It always cracks me up when people state this like it's a point of pride :killingme


I have a dent in my shin from kickstarting one when I was 15. And weighed maybe 55kg......

I'm 25 and weigh 54 kilos. My SR has a 10:1 Wiseco in it and standard is 9:1 - I actually have to jump and throw my whole body weight into that kicker when the damn thing is hot!

F5 Dave
26th April 2015, 19:32
When I was 19 I was a skinny 60 kg and could kick the TT500 ok . a ride on a mates XR500 was infinitely harder, but seat height was also an issue.

HenryDorsetCase
26th April 2015, 20:27
When I was 19 I was a skinny 60 kg and could kick the TT500 ok . a ride on a mates XR500 was infinitely harder, but seat height was also an issue.

Its actually technique. One I did not have at the time...... the wee window in the top of the motor was useful though.

russd7
26th April 2015, 21:44
"Never ridden in the wet"

It always cracks me up when people state this like it's a point of pride :killingme



I'm 25 and weigh 54 kilos. My SR has a 10:1 Wiseco in it and standard is 9:1 - I actually have to jump and throw my whole body weight into that kicker when the damn thing is hot!

was thinking the same thing, do they think its gonna melt if they get caught in the rain :nono:

jim.cox
26th April 2015, 22:55
was thinking the same thing, do they think its gonna melt if they get caught in the rain :nono:

The bike wont

But some riders, being made of brown sugar, do...

jasonu
27th April 2015, 02:02
When I was 19 I was a skinny 60 kg and could kick the TT500 ok . a ride on a mates XR500 was infinitely harder, but seat height was also an issue.

I've owned both and neither were difficult IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING...
On the other hand my Maico 490 with its left hand kicker could be a total cunt when it was cold.

F5 Dave
27th April 2015, 06:43
I was 19 of course I didn't. But it had a decom lever and the window so it told me what to do.

mossy1200
27th April 2015, 10:43
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-879228453.htm

Wonder why tank painted without removing dings. Number plate seems to be lacking. For that price I would want the whole thing.

Is it me but does everyone with a 20+ year old bike think they have a highly collectable now. Half are not even road legal.

Madness
27th April 2015, 10:47
An audio file would be choice so we could hear those tones of torque.

mossy1200
27th April 2015, 10:59
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-878805615.htm

Here is another bobber. Not finished. I wouldn't mind a bobber but unless they are finished not ready to sell or you would build your own surely.
Starting to wonder what my bike is worth now and if I should sell and build another. Maybe theres money in project bikes lol.
I would end up on a optimistic sellers thread if I was after a profit.:shutup:

EDIT:And another. They are everywhere.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-878778663.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-876368436.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-840944511.htm

Laava
27th April 2015, 12:41
Having a bobber is like taking the mudguards off your Raleigh Chopper.

Virago
27th April 2015, 12:45
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-840944511.htm

That's got to be the optimistic pick of the bunch.

Shame about the lack of an apostrophe on the tank...

Laava
27th April 2015, 12:51
Yep! I like the before and after photos! "Take a whole bunch of stuff off. Paint the rest black and then relist for four times original price" the bobber sellers mantra.

Oscar
27th April 2015, 12:54
That's got to be the optimistic pick of the bunch.

Shame about the lack of an apostrophe on the tank...

I'm confused.
1. Why would you do that to a perfectly functional bike?
2. 400cc?
3. See above - looking real tough, then someone says, "..great bike, how big's the donk?"

Hobbyhorse
27th April 2015, 12:58
I see that none of the bobbers have a front guard .... does the WOF not require one?

Moi
27th April 2015, 13:02
I see that none of the bobbers have a front guard .... does the WOF not require one?

I think this ad may answer your question and probably a few more... like, you'd buy that as a LAMs bike?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-878778663.htm

russd7
27th April 2015, 15:26
I think this ad may answer your question and probably a few more... like, you'd buy that as a LAMs bike?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-878778663.htm

from the NZTA websight,
"these motorcycles must be in standard form as produced by the manufacturer. They cannot be modified in any way to increase the power-to-weight ratio."

kinda think that rules out a Bobber as lams approved

mossy1200
27th April 2015, 15:56
I think this ad may answer your question and probably a few more... like, you'd buy that as a LAMs bike?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-878778663.htm

Modified lams bike. All you need now is for it have a piece missing to be guaranteed you get pulled over and grilled.

Crasherfromwayback
27th April 2015, 16:07
That's got to be the optimistic pick of the bunch.

Shame about the lack of an apostrophe on the tank...

"It is an absolute head turner and I'm very certain this wont stay on the market long with summer just around the corner."

That was in November...

mossy1200
27th April 2015, 16:15
"It is an absolute head turner and I'm very certain this wont stay on the market long with summer just around the corner."

That was in November...

You would want to be cautious about where you put your foot down when you stopped. Burn your ankle off wearing shorts and jandals with that one.

Crasherfromwayback
27th April 2015, 16:18
You would want to be cautious about where you put your foot down when you stopped. Burn your ankle off wearing shorts and jandals with that one.

Never be a prob for me mate. I'd not be seen dead on it.

Moi
27th April 2015, 17:06
from the NZTA websight,
"these motorcycles must be in standard form as produced by the manufacturer. They cannot be modified in any way to increase the power-to-weight ratio."

kinda think that rules out a Bobber as lams approved

I'd forgotten about the 'standard form...manufacturer' bit... though did wonder how long you could ride it with an L-plate on the back before the local popo became interested...

however, a fool and their money...

mossy1200
27th April 2015, 18:18
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-879672558.htm

Moving on to the café racer lams market of value.
Experience says they can cost a bit to do but this has very little cash injected to justify the price and no appeal to me.

Laava
27th April 2015, 18:37
It would have more appeal and value left std. Esp given it,s vintage.

Tazz
27th April 2015, 19:02
Probably the wrong thread for it as this is actually pretty cool, probably the only plated of that model on tardme and comes with the goodies to switch it back.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-876067797.htm

mossy1200
27th April 2015, 19:10
Probably the wrong thread for it as this is actually pretty cool, probably the only plated of that model on tardme and comes with the goodies to switch it back.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-876067797.htm

Would be fun to ride but the tank option isn't very nice to look at. BMW ally tank would have been perfect:cool:

Tazz
27th April 2015, 19:26
Would be fun to ride but the tank option isn't very nice to look at. BMW ally tank would have been perfect:cool:

Yep, better tanks out there but that BMW monstrosity wouldn't be on my list, certainly not for a bike that size either ;)

mossy1200
28th April 2015, 20:11
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm

I had one of these. Road legal for 800. Should have cut some bits off it before selling it.

Pumba
28th April 2015, 20:29
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm

I had one of these. Road legal for 800. Should have cut some bits off it before selling it.

I just don't get it. Import a lot of bolt on parts that make it look like shit then whack it up on trade me for stupid money.

Are people really that stupid?


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mossy1200
28th April 2015, 20:44
I just don't get it. Import a lot of bolt on parts that make it look like shit then whack it up on trade me for stupid money.

Are people really that stupid?


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The cx 500 complete kit is 795 pounds - $2000 plus freight and bike worth $1000 plus $1200 paint max. Cost under $4000. Resale value would be under $4k for a quick sale. $8k is in dream land. Mine will owe $5.5 and idd say its quick sale value would be $4k. Its only really worth money to the guy that builds it. To others its just a bike purchase. Imagine someone asking you how long it took to build your bike and having to say someone else built it. I would be embarrassed (its likely I wouldn't want park it near people that might ask questions).:(

spanner spinner
30th April 2015, 22:19
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm

I had one of these. Road legal for 800. Should have cut some bits off it before selling it.

love the guys listing ""there the same as the CX500" yer right try getting top end parts for a 400 as far as Honda japan is concerned cx400's don't exist any more so no pistons rings or gaskets and the 500 stuff doesn't fit. hope it doesn't break down or it's a $8000 garage ornament.

EJK
30th April 2015, 22:23
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-862960639.htm

I had one of these. Road legal for 800. Should have cut some bits off it before selling it.

Wow that's hitting a decent second hand 1000cc superbike money.

GSF
2nd May 2015, 17:15
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-828181174.htm

Modified 2007 Thruxton for the price of a new one! Somebody hasn't realised that all that shit you put on it doesn't make it more valuable.

9 and a half thousand on the odometer. Have to wonder what the point of all that expense was on a bike that has hardly been ridden.

Billet tops on stock CV carbs and a CNC clutch "dresser" kit, what the fuck? I would've rather put that money in the piggy bank labelled "Keihin flatslides".

HenryDorsetCase
2nd May 2015, 18:38
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-828181174.htm

Modified 2007 Thruxton for the price of a new one! Somebody hasn't realised that all that shit you put on it doesn't make it more valuable.

9 and a half thousand on the odometer. Have to wonder what the point of all that expense was on a bike that has hardly been ridden.

Billet tops on stock CV carbs and a CNC clutch "dresser" kit, what the fuck? I would've rather put that money in the piggy bank labelled "Keihin flatslides".

Yes. People dress them up with pointless farkles. I have toyed with the idea of one with no balancer shaft, 904cc, ported, Flatslides and straight pipes, with decent forks and light wheels and good suspension and a massive weight reduction programme....

Sure, its $20k, but it would surprise a lot of people and be cool as fuck.

In fact:

http://www.bikeexif.com/custom-triumph-motorcycles

that. I want that. (the top one on the spoked wheels)

I dont think Richard Pollock has ever built a bike I wouldn't own. or covet. or something.

roogazza
2nd May 2015, 18:42
Ok here's a test for you knowledgable dudettes.
Have a K6 Suzuki thou. Uncrashed and pretty good nick. Under 40kms
and as can be seen, coloured silver and black. Only ridden to church sundays by an old pensioner.
311313
What sort of money would it pull ?

OR : I love the thing and plan to fighter it,with bars and more adjustable pegs.The old body just isn't enjoying the style anymore.So, if I got a couple of bob for it,I'd move it to a good home.
Otherwise I'll change the personna and keep the beast forever.

HenryDorsetCase
2nd May 2015, 18:50
Ok here's a test for you knowledgable dudettes.
Have a K6 Suzuki thou. Uncrashed and pretty good nick. Under 40kms
and as can be seen, coloured silver and black. Only ridden to church sundays by an old pensioner.
311313
What sort of money would it pull ?

OR : I love the thing and plan to fighter it,with bars and more adjustable pegs.The old body just isn't enjoying the style anymore.So, if I got a couple of bob for it,I'd move it to a good home.
Otherwise I'll change the personna and keep the beast forever.

LSL bars and some adjustable footpegs, maybe some brakelines and fucking about. A grand? maybe a bit more?

How much sunk money have you got in the old girl? Plenty. Tart it up and keep it.

Owl
2nd May 2015, 18:57
311313


Nice looking unmolested bike.:yes:

mulletman
3rd May 2015, 07:23
LSL bars and some adjustable footpegs, maybe some brakelines and fucking about. A grand? maybe a bit more?

How much sunk money have you got in the old girl? Plenty. Tart it up and keep it.

https://www.ausfr.com.au/cart/shopexd.asp?id=338

I have 1 of these superb kits on my bike .

F5 Dave
3rd May 2015, 07:35
Yes. People dress them up with pointless farkles. I have toyed with the idea of one with no balancer shaft, 904cc, ported, Flatslides and straight pipes, with decent forks and light wheels and good suspension and a massive weight reduction programme....

Sure, its $20k, but it would surprise a lot of people and be cool as fuck.

In fact:

http://www.bikeexif.com/custom-triumph-motorcycles

that. I want that. (the top one on the spoked wheels)

I dont think Richard Pollock has ever built a bike I wouldn't own. or covet. or something.
I'd never consider a Bonnie.. . until I saw that one, and more the second one. Would be interesting how much weight was pulled off as it was just embarrassing that the 60s version had similar performance.

roogazza
3rd May 2015, 09:44
LSL bars and some adjustable footpegs, maybe some brakelines and fucking about. A grand? maybe a bit more?

How much sunk money have you got in the old girl? Plenty. Tart it up and keep it.

Thanks for the replies and pms.
Just purchase price on paper when I bought it years ago.
But like many ? I really can't be bothered going thru the selling process. ( Pms say 8 and a half grand).
The Tart up appeals, so I can still enjoy a fang or trackday occasionally.It has a wonderful engine. Something to fiddle with too.

biketimus_prime
3rd May 2015, 10:26
Not optimistic seller but me having to deal with dickheads

Questions and answers

Q: 3500 can pick up 2moro if nothing wrong with it cheers happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 1:21 am, Sat 2 May
A: Definitely not. Thanks for the offer. 9:07 am, Sat 2 May


Q: Whats ur lowest price please im very interested happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:18 am, Sat 2 May
A: 4100 10:20 am, Sat 2 May

Q: Iv got 3800 and can pick up today happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:24 am, Sat 2 May
A: I will not be responding to any more of your offers even if you come up with 4100. Don't waste my time. Have a good weekend. 10:25 am, Sat 2 May

Q: Sorry mate i only have 4000 this is my first bike and i have no gear just trying to save some to atleast get a helmet aswell cheers and good luck on auction happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:47 am, Sat 2 May
A: Ladies and gentlemen, how not to haggle for price on trademe. 12:05 pm, Sat 2 May


I assume it was them, about 5 minutes later had the nerve to txt me and say will you take 4000 cash today?

mossy1200
3rd May 2015, 10:43
Not optimistic seller but me having ............ had the nerve to txt me and say will you take 4000 cash today?

Take the 4k. Be honest it owes you 2k.

Mike.Gayner
3rd May 2015, 10:44
Thanks, I'll blacklist happymommy from my Trademe account. I cannot deal with fuckers like that.

biketimus_prime
3rd May 2015, 10:47
Take the 4k. Be honest it owes you 2k.

What do you mean?


Thanks, I'll blacklist happymommy from my Trademe account. I cannot deal with fuckers like that.

Yeah sooo many come out the woodwork when selling LAMS bikes.

mossy1200
3rd May 2015, 10:50
What do you mean?




The fact you don't like a buyer isn't important if he has 4k its only 100 short of your amount. Just take his money.

Tazz
3rd May 2015, 11:11
The 'cash' bit from buyers fucks me off. Makes me wonder WTF people are planning to pay with if they don't specifically say 'cash'?
Maybe they'll rock up with $4000 worth of turnips? Daughters virginity? Patents for mankini designs?

bogan
3rd May 2015, 11:26
Not optimistic seller but me having to deal with dickheads

Questions and answers

Q: 3500 can pick up 2moro if nothing wrong with it cheers happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 1:21 am, Sat 2 May
A: Definitely not. Thanks for the offer. 9:07 am, Sat 2 May


Q: Whats ur lowest price please im very interested happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:18 am, Sat 2 May
A: 4100 10:20 am, Sat 2 May

Q: Iv got 3800 and can pick up today happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:24 am, Sat 2 May
A: I will not be responding to any more of your offers even if you come up with 4100. Don't waste my time. Have a good weekend. 10:25 am, Sat 2 May

Q: Sorry mate i only have 4000 this is my first bike and i have no gear just trying to save some to atleast get a helmet aswell cheers and good luck on auction happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:47 am, Sat 2 May
A: Ladies and gentlemen, how not to haggle for price on trademe. 12:05 pm, Sat 2 May


I assume it was them, about 5 minutes later had the nerve to txt me and say will you take 4000 cash today?

And when did haggling on second hand goods become a dick move? You have an idea of what it is worth, so does a the market, don't get you panties in a bunch if the two differ. Imo you come off as more of a dickhead in that exchange than he does.


The fact you don't like a buyer isn't important if he has 4k its only 100 short of your amount. Just take his money.

Fucking aye.

Scubbo
3rd May 2015, 12:34
always ask for less than sticker price... especially 2nd hand shagged unkown service being sold at %80 of new value (looking at those KLR's and DRs on tardme) itso nly done 40K she's brand new mate...

F5 Dave
3rd May 2015, 17:47
The 'cash' bit from buyers fucks me off. Makes me wonder WTF people are planning to pay with if they don't specifically say 'cash'?
Maybe they'll rock up with $4000 worth of turnips? Daughters virginity? Patents for mankini designs?
Prefucknzactly! Oh well, if its CAAASHH. . . I`ll accept half what I`m asking, and give you a handie.

Else I want bank of Fiji travellers cheques and some magic beans.

biketimus_prime
3rd May 2015, 19:16
The fact you don't like a buyer isn't important if he has 4k its only 100 short of your amount. Just take his money.


And when did haggling on second hand goods become a dick move? You have an idea of what it is worth, so does a the market, don't get you panties in a bunch if the two differ. Imo you come off as more of a dickhead in that exchange than he does.
Fucking aye.


always ask for less than sticker price... especially 2nd hand shagged unkown service being sold at %80 of new value (looking at those KLR's and DRs on tardme) itso nly done 40K she's brand new mate...


Nah you see before I listed my bike, I emailed 4 sellers who were selling the same bike as mine, very similar kms (about 3000km difference between the range) and same condition and year, over the last 2 months asking them to tell me when they sold their bike (so I knew how long it took) and what price they sold it at.
All 4 replied to me, longest sale took 4 weeks because they didn't budge from their asking price of $4500. Rest sold within 2 weeks at $4000-$4300.

So I got to work and listed mine and did exactly what they did, listed for a higher amount and knew my final price in mind which was $4100.
I listed the bike on friday 24th April and had 4 people come and view it.
It sold last night, just over a week on the market and I got exactly the price I wanted of $4100.

So you could say I knew my market, priced it well and won in the end. I can refuse offers if I deem the buyer to be an idiot, I'm not desperate for a sale.

In my experience of selling many cars and bikes on trademe, people who offer cash like that are time wasters. They have no intention of buying, just fishing. How did that guy go up from $3500 to 4k? Going by what you guys say, I'd be a fool to refuse $3500 seeing as the market offers it!

Most who are serious will call, or if they txt they will txt in an educated manner most others aren't worth my time and I rather my vehicles go to good homes than shitty ones where they fuck it and then try hit me up saying I sold them a dud vehicle or something.

bogan
3rd May 2015, 19:22
Nah you see before I listed my bike, I emailed 4 sellers who were selling the same bike as mine, very similar kms (about 3000km difference between the range) and same condition and year, over the last 2 months asking them to tell me when they sold their bike (so I knew how long it took) and what price they sold it at.
All 4 replied to me, longest sale took 4 weeks because they didn't budge from their asking price of $4500. Rest sold within 2 weeks at $4000-$4300.

So I got to work and listed mine and did exactly what they did, listed for a higher amount and knew my final price in mind which was $4100.
I listed the bike on friday 24th April and had 4 people come and view it.
It sold last night, just over a week on the market and I got exactly the price I wanted of $4100.

So you could say I knew my market, priced it well and won in the end. I can refuse offers if I deem the buyer to be an idiot, I'm not desperate for a sale.

In my experience of selling many cars and bikes on trademe, people who offer cash like that are time wasters. They have no intention of buying, just fishing. How did that guy go up from $3500 to 4k? Going by what you guys say, I'd be a fool to refuse $3500 seeing as the market offers it!

Most who are serious will call, or if they txt they will txt in an educated manner most others aren't worth my time and I rather my vehicles go to good homes than shitty ones where they fuck it and then try hit me up saying I sold them a dud vehicle or something.

You misunderstand, refusing an offer is fine, especially if you are sure of what you can get, or not desperate for a sale. Getting your panties bunched because some dude offers you less is the waste of time, and it was your choice. Why didn't you just respond with '4100 firm' each time?

biketimus_prime
3rd May 2015, 19:26
You misunderstand, refusing an offer is fine, especially if you are sure of what you can get, or not desperate for a sale. Getting your panties bunched because some dude offers you less is the waste of time, and it was your choice. Why didn't you just respond with '4100 firm' each time?

Fair enough if that's what you meant. If I said $4100 he should know the first time. After that it's just me playing games like he is. Nothing wrong with it. I'd say the bigger asshole is the one who keeps pestering when they already know the boundaries.

bogan
3rd May 2015, 19:32
Fair enough if that's what you meant. If I said $4100 he should know the first time. After that it's just me playing games like he is. Nothing wrong with it. I'd say the bigger asshole is the one who keeps pestering when they already know the boundaries.

Did you say 4100 the first time? :bleh:

Normally he would be, but when the seller starts playing games as well it's a different story.

nzspokes
3rd May 2015, 19:46
Ok here's a test for you knowledgable dudettes.
Have a K6 Suzuki thou. Uncrashed and pretty good nick. Under 40kms
and as can be seen, coloured silver and black. Only ridden to church sundays by an old pensioner.
311313
What sort of money would it pull ?

OR : I love the thing and plan to fighter it,with bars and more adjustable pegs.The old body just isn't enjoying the style anymore.So, if I got a couple of bob for it,I'd move it to a good home.
Otherwise I'll change the personna and keep the beast forever.

I would go with riser bars and adjustable pegs. Or even just taller clipons. You wont get a much better chassis so make the bike look like the rider, not the other way around.

Ive just lifted the bars on my Honda for the same reason.

biketimus_prime
3rd May 2015, 20:45
Did you say 4100 the first time? :bleh:

Normally he would be, but when the seller starts playing games as well it's a different story.

I will claim my title as an asshole in this situation then. I will embrace it and I'd do it again if I could.

Smifffy
3rd May 2015, 20:49
The 'cash' bit from buyers fucks me off. Makes me wonder WTF people are planning to pay with if they don't specifically say 'cash'?
Maybe they'll rock up with $4000 worth of turnips? Daughters virginity? Patents for mankini designs?

Tell ya what, give us the 4k cash, throw in the daughter's virginity and a couple of turnips, and it's yours.

Tazz
3rd May 2015, 21:25
Tell ya what, give us the 4k cash, throw in the daughter's virginity and a couple of turnips, and it's yours.

You sure? The mankini market can only improve from where it's at now :blip:

JATZ
3rd May 2015, 21:28
Not optimistic seller but me having to deal with dickheads

Questions and answers

Q: 3500 can pick up 2moro if nothing wrong with it cheers happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 1:21 am, Sat 2 May
A: Definitely not. Thanks for the offer. 9:07 am, Sat 2 May


Q: Whats ur lowest price please im very interested happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:18 am, Sat 2 May
A: 4100 10:20 am, Sat 2 May

Q: Iv got 3800 and can pick up today happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:24 am, Sat 2 May
A: I will not be responding to any more of your offers even if you come up with 4100. Don't waste my time. Have a good weekend. 10:25 am, Sat 2 May

Q: Sorry mate i only have 4000 this is my first bike and i have no gear just trying to save some to atleast get a helmet aswell cheers and good luck on auction happymommy (128 128 positive feedback) 10:47 am, Sat 2 May
A: Ladies and gentlemen, how not to haggle for price on trademe. 12:05 pm, Sat 2 May


I assume it was them, about 5 minutes later had the nerve to txt me and say will you take 4000 cash today?

Swap for my listing bro ?? :bleh:

JimmyC
4th May 2015, 16:21
The 'cash' bit from buyers fucks me off. Makes me wonder WTF people are planning to pay with if they don't specifically say 'cash'?


If I say I'll pay cash, it means I'm bringing the paper with me to make a deal on the spot. Otherwise could be bank cheque, or internet banking, or generally faffing you about.

I sold my last car to a guy in Auckland who said he'd pay cash and he wasn't joking. $22k in a sports bag...

F5 Dave
4th May 2015, 16:42
And it all smelt of hash and spent shotgun cartridges.

Banditbandit
4th May 2015, 16:42
Yes. People dress them up with pointless farkles. I have toyed with the idea of one with no balancer shaft, 904cc, ported, Flatslides and straight pipes, with decent forks and light wheels and good suspension and a massive weight reduction programme....

Sure, its $20k, but it would surprise a lot of people and be cool as fuck.

In fact:

http://www.bikeexif.com/custom-triumph-motorcycles

that. I want that. (the top one on the spoked wheels)

I dont think Richard Pollock has ever built a bike I wouldn't own. or covet. or something.

Why? They only have 61 horses ...

If I was going to play with a new bonnie - I'd go this way .. and with Norman Hyde bits you can get 85 horses ... nearly as much as my 650 bandit.

https://normanhyde.co.uk/hyde-harrier

Banditbandit
4th May 2015, 16:43
And it all smelt of hash and spent shotgun cartridges.

Ask crasher how many Harleys he's sold to guys paying cash - brown paper bags full of $20 notes ...

Night Falcon
4th May 2015, 16:44
If I say I'll pay cash, it means I'm bringing the paper with me to make a deal on the spot. Otherwise could be bank cheque, or internet banking, or generally faffing you about.

I sold my last car to a guy in Auckland who said he'd pay cash and he wasn't joking. $22k in a sports bag...

did he arrive with 2 black SUV escorts and have an Italian accent? :shifty: Did ya get to keep the sports bag?

Tazz
4th May 2015, 16:59
If I say I'll pay cash, it means I'm bringing the paper with me to make a deal on the spot. Otherwise could be bank cheque, or internet banking, or generally faffing you about.

I sold my last car to a guy in Auckland who said he'd pay cash and he wasn't joking. $22k in a sports bag...

My adopted grandfather used to pay for everything with cash, including houses, and he never tossed the word around like people do on trademe. It's really not a big deal, it's how you pay for shit.

Considering you don't usually get a vehicle until the seller has the money in full, cash is more of a convenience for a buyer than a seller.
If anything large sums of cash are more of a hassle than internet banking if you don't have a safe place to put it.

Banks are pushing cheques out the door soon. They are the only way you can give them a big fuck you and withdraw all your money on the spot at the moment.

Crasherfromwayback
4th May 2015, 17:57
Ask crasher how many Harleys he's sold to guys paying cash - brown paper bags full of $20 notes ...

Lol. Plenty. Including one geezer who brought me 30 odd k in the shit that was soaking wet. Took me over two hours to sort that shit out. RSI of the thumbs too...

tigertim20
4th May 2015, 18:30
Fair enough if that's what you meant. If I said $4100 he should know the first time. After that it's just me playing games like he is. Nothing wrong with it. I'd say the bigger asshole is the one who keeps pestering when they already know the boundaries.


Lol. Plenty. Including one geezer who brought me 30 odd k in the shit that was soaking wet. Took me over two hours to sort that shit out. RSI of the thumbs too...

ha, I bought a bike for 11k once. it was all in $20s as most of it was cash id been saving up. Id stashed it in a drawer in my room, rolled up in lots of $500, held with a rubber band. some of it had been curled up like that for months.
so when I went to the bank and dumped 11k on the counter, they took the rubber bands off, it stayed rolled up tight. Took the poor lady quite a few attempts to count it, as she couldnt roll it out flat, so I stood there trying not to laugh for nearly half an hour while the struggled to get it all counted. poor lady was close to telling me to fuck off i think.:nya:

marmel
4th May 2015, 19:53
How much longer will we be able to pay with cash though, especially large amounts. I recently transferred via internet banking about $20K into my Westpac account from a credit union account for the purchase of a vehicle. It took them 3 business days to clear the whole amount, they would only clear so much each day, something to do with the new money laundering requirements apparently.

Smifffy
4th May 2015, 20:48
Better hurry up, that SR400 closes in under 15 mins - 7.5k buy now.

tigertim20
4th May 2015, 20:49
How much longer will we be able to pay with cash though, especially large amounts. I recently transferred via internet banking about $20K into my Westpac account from a credit union account for the purchase of a vehicle. It took them 3 business days to clear the whole amount, they would only clear so much each day, something to do with the new money laundering requirements apparently.

that excuse smells like bullshit. they can track anything they want - and if there's doubt, they just seize every asset you own anyway.

more to do with banks having ways of collecting on money in their possession most likely.
theiving cunts.

sidecar bob
4th May 2015, 21:19
How much longer will we be able to pay with cash though, especially large amounts. I recently transferred via internet banking about $20K into my Westpac account from a credit union account for the purchase of a vehicle. It took them 3 business days to clear the whole amount, they would only clear so much each day, something to do with the new money laundering requirements apparently.

Sharebrokers won't take cash anymore either, something about money laundering.

Tazz
5th May 2015, 00:11
that excuse smells like bullshit. they can track anything they want - and if there's doubt, they just seize every asset you own anyway.

more to do with banks having ways of collecting on money in their possession most likely.
theiving cunts.
Bingo.
Paid a bill that was more than that last week and had none of that bs though.

Once cheques are gone though we're at their mercy. I've been whinging about it for ages but it is so worrying and frustrating.
Hate banks more than politicians.

jasonu
5th May 2015, 01:22
And it all smelt of hash and spent shotgun cartridges.

and it spends just the same as any other cash...

Grumph
5th May 2015, 06:37
and it spends just the same as any other cash...

I once went with a mate to pay and pick up a bike he'd arranged to buy. Paid in coins, biggest were half crowns - 2/6d or 25c - from memory it was something like 200 quid - $400.
i did say quietly to him when I picked him and the coin up that he could have changed it first...he just gave an evil grin and said, fuck that...

Owl
5th May 2015, 07:17
I once went with a mate to pay and pick up a bike he'd arranged to buy. Paid in coins, biggest were half crowns - 2/6d or 25c - from memory it was something like 200 quid - $400.
i did say quietly to him when I picked him and the coin up that he could have changed it first...he just gave an evil grin and said, fuck that...

I would've told him to fuck off just on principle. Do you think evil grin guy would find that funny?;)

JimmyC
5th May 2015, 08:23
did he arrive with 2 black SUV escorts and have an Italian accent? :shifty: Did ya get to keep the sports bag?

Nothing that exciting sadly. Picked him up from the airport, turned out to be an Asian student. $20k in 4 neat ANZ logo'd bags gave extra reassurance, but I still checked. So much cash some of those kids.

And no, I didn't keep the bag. Wasn't sure what else it had lugged over the years... :Police:

F5 Dave
5th May 2015, 18:17
Asians often have a bad habit of carrying around wads of cash which can make them a target. I remember getting 5k to buy a van and virtually sweating the whole time, could have had a sign hanging around my neck. Guess I wouldn't do good as a professional poker player.

F5 Dave
5th May 2015, 18:20
and it spends just the same as any other cash...
I was kind of thinking about `Lock stock n 2 smoking barrels ` classic underground Brit movie

In fact you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive. Try find it, not sure if it made the US rounds, kinda doubt it.

Smifffy
5th May 2015, 21:03
I was kind of thinking about `Lock stock n 2 smoking barrels ` classic underground Brit movie

In fact you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive. Try find it, not sure if it made the US rounds, kinda doubt it.

Or Rock N Rolla...

HenryDorsetCase
5th May 2015, 22:40
Or Rock N Rolla...

or SNATCH ten characters

Ender EnZed
5th May 2015, 23:12
`Lock stock n 2 smoking barrels `


Rock N Rolla...


SNATCH

All of which are fucking excellent.

I saw Rock n Rolla on the big screen 7 years ago in NZ and had heard of the other two. They're not too underground these days.

HenryDorsetCase
6th May 2015, 08:02
Sharebrokers won't take cash anymore either, something about money laundering.

That's just a pathetic excuse. If you read the rules (which sadly I have had to) there is no restriction about accepting cash: just some reporting and declaration and whatnot. As long as the money is legit then they're fine. All they are doing is going "I cannot be arsed handling this and being responsible for it.".

HenryDorsetCase
6th May 2015, 08:03
All of which are fucking excellent.

I saw Rock n Rolla on the big screen 7 years ago in NZ and had heard of the other two. They're not too underground these days.

another one I quite enjoyed was LAYER CAKE

jellywrestler
8th May 2015, 22:08
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=885400389&permanent=0
$20K for a jacket.....

Ender EnZed
8th May 2015, 22:33
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=885400389&permanent=0
$20K for a jacket.....

"Says s but is more like a medium."

Good to know.

Smifffy
9th May 2015, 08:48
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=885400389&permanent=0
$20K for a jacket.....

It's worth more because it's embroyed.

pritch
9th May 2015, 08:56
That's a lot of cash but that embroyed must be very rare, if not eunuch. :whistle:

jasonu
9th May 2015, 13:29
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=885400389&permanent=0
$20K for a jacket.....

It would be worth the asking price if it came with an actual Britten...

Scubbo
12th May 2015, 10:11
bargain

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dual-purpose/auction-886240205.htm

especially love the custom gear shifter

F5 Dave
12th May 2015, 13:42
Nice pick. That's not coming out without a grinder. These guys get lucky not melting the seal behind it.

Virago
12th May 2015, 18:36
bargain

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dual-purpose/auction-886240205.htm

especially love the custom gear shifter

Carjam shows that the speedo has been seriously clocked.

Banditbandit
13th May 2015, 15:15
Carjam shows that the speedo has been seriously clocked.

Or maybe second time round the clock ????

Ender EnZed
13th May 2015, 15:36
Not an optimistic price but a fairly optimistic tank range. Seller is in Wellington.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-885719815.htm


how much to fill and will it get to awks in one? Any other conditions we need to know about this? singerman (100 100 positive feedback) 11:15 pm, Mon 11 May
Its about 40 bucks to fill and should get to Auckland on one tank if your not thrashing it. Nothing more I can think of mentioning other than what I just posted about the speedo cable. 9:02 pm, Tue 12 May

Tazz
13th May 2015, 15:39
Not an optimistic price but a fairly optimistic tank range. Seller is in Wellington.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-885719815.htm

He doesn't even mention if the last half of that trip is an easy push or not.

Banditbandit
18th May 2015, 13:51
Not an optimistic price but a fairly optimistic tank range. Seller is in Wellington.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-885719815.htm


Idles mean



What the hell does that mean ???

Moi
18th May 2015, 14:08
What the hell does that mean ???

Not working because it is shabby...

imdying
18th May 2015, 14:09
What the hell does that mean ???Unlike your IL4 which probably purrs quietly at idle, this bike instead says things like "I fucked your mum", and "Really? You're going out dressed like that?". If the owner was thicker skinned, they might have described it as a smart arse idle.

Zedder
18th May 2015, 14:19
Unlike your IL4 which probably purrs quietly at idle, this bike instead says things like "I fucked your mum", and "Really? You're going out dressed like that?". If the owner was thicker skinned, they might have described it as a smart arse idle.

Good one! I actually laughed out loud.

Banditbandit
18th May 2015, 14:27
Unlike your IL4 which probably purrs quietly at idle, this bike instead says things like "I fucked your mum", and "Really? You're going out dressed like that?".

OK .. I get it .. It's gay Honda drama queen ...

imdying
18th May 2015, 14:53
OK .. I get it .. It's gay Honda drama queen ...No no, that model says, "I fucked your dad".

Ender EnZed
18th May 2015, 17:51
What the hell does that mean ???

Better than not idling at all.

Laava
18th May 2015, 22:51
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/helmets-clothing-footwear/boots/auction-888270482.htm

F5 Dave
19th May 2015, 07:57
That's clever marketing right there.

jellywrestler
23rd May 2015, 11:08
this one doesn't like anyone pointing out that the G model, was later and aircooled, they've trundled off to trademe and had questions removed and don't like tyre kickers...... already been blacklisted on my and my partners tm accounts just for poiting it out, get in there team, you will be able to live rent free in their heads...


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-892357984.htm

F5 Dave
23rd May 2015, 22:14
Too easy. Have a look while my post is still there.