Optimistic sellers

[F5 Dave]

So this isn't over the top?


"Old school style meets modern engineering. Nothing evokes steampunk like the deep rrroar of a motorcycle especially one with features that could have been created by steam-crazed inventors tinkering with ideas of blazing a trail into the future!


This steampunk motorcycle is a vehicle for the subversive. A real stunner that was created using old parts and the same attention to detail people kept in mind when everything was made by hand. Among the cool features are leather horse saddle, an antique brass dial on rear mudguard, and rusty but serviceable bottle opener.


Modding items formerly used for something else and no longer serving their original purpose is exactly what steampunk is about! A closer look at the awesome piece of work it is, shows wrap around artwork to clinch the deal. Built around a 2001 Kawasaki Vulvan Classic, with a 1500cc engine,


Buy from the crazy inventor, and be the next owner, your Steampunk dreams will come true! "

[pritch]

Built around a 2001 Kawasaki Vulvan Classic, with a 1500cc engine,


Freudian slip on his part? Big difference between Vulcan and vulva.

[jellywrestler]

So this isn't over the top?


"Old school style meets modern engineering. Nothing evokes steampunk like the deep rrroar of a motorcycle especially one with features that could have been created by steam-crazed inventors tinkering with ideas of blazing a trail into the future!


This steampunk motorcycle is a vehicle for the subversive. A real stunner that was created using old parts and the same attention to detail people kept in mind when everything was made by hand. Among the cool features are leather horse saddle, an antique brass dial on rear mudguard, and rusty but serviceable bottle opener.


Modding items formerly used for something else and no longer serving their original purpose is exactly what steampunk is about! A closer look at the awesome piece of work it is, shows wrap around artwork to clinch the deal. Built around a 2001 Kawasaki Vulvan Classic, with a 1500cc engine,


Buy from the crazy inventor, and be the next owner, your Steampunk dreams will come true! "
sales talk, shame he didn't put the same effort into photos instead of walking around and taking snap shots

[F5 Dave]

I have no problem with a lively bit of hype but if you go balls out and it isn't that radical you do kinda open yourself up to some smart prick saying, hoi! Wheres my potatoes?

Actually potatoes may be the wrong analogy for a couple of reasons. . .

[F5 Dave]

These were never that popular. NZ got some dumped here i think, a mate had one new. They weren't without issue.
But silly price.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2586475898.htm?rsqid=187cb4345ea44e4eb7dd8902dcc4c d73-006

Why oh why do people think you would want to pony up for 2 bike? And then want top dollar for having an albatross around your neck? Even when someone offered to buy the spare parts bike?!!

[F5 Dave]

This has been on the market for ages.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2653875112.htm?rsqid=5c1f03ab740a4b6d95972c6fa6936 622-008

A mate, against my advice (really should find an MC21) has been top bidder a couple of times but hasn't reached reserve. It never gets past a considerably lower figure. I think the market is trying to tell you something buddy.
And he got blacklisted for politely suggesting he would still buy it for bidded price.

[Bonez]

These were never that popular. NZ got some dumped here i think, a mate had one new. They weren't without issue.
But silly price.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2586475898.htm?rsqid=187cb4345ea44e4eb7dd8902dcc4c d73-006

Why oh why do people think you would want to pony up for 2 bike? And then want top dollar for having an albatross around your neck? Even when someone offered to buy the spare parts bike?!!The only real issue was the alternator chain tensioner. They were went damn well and there was more than a few bought in to the country. I had one for a while. The auto hydraulic valve adjustment was great. The engine was detuned and in the last aircooled cb750 Night Hawk.

[neels]

This has been on the market for ages.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2653875112.htm?rsqid=5c1f03ab740a4b6d95972c6fa6936 622-008

A mate, against my advice (really should find an MC21) has been top bidder a couple of times but hasn't reached reserve. It never gets past a considerably lower figure. I think the market is trying to tell you something buddy.
And he got blacklisted for politely suggesting he would still buy it for bidded price.

Or for $4k you can buy one with a fucked engine and probably some of the parts to fix it.

346152

[F5 Dave]

4&1/2 for this corroded old POS?!?

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-2632365655.htm?rsqid=098c2a38fc8344948f6ae7138180e ff3-002

[Laava]

Hondas GN400 equivalent. Great for learning on or nipping to the shops but not a lot else.

[F5 Dave]

Ahh, yeah nah

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2672456393.htm?rsqid=f041a60d3220436082502b3718fee 42a-002

[Stylo]

4&1/2 for this corroded old POS?!?

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-2632365655.htm?rsqid=098c2a38fc8344948f6ae7138180e ff3-002

Looking for the corrosion F5. His bike, he can ask what he wants for it. I always aim high too when I'm selling something.

Best of luck to him, hope he gets his money.

[F5 Dave]

Yes the photos look like they were taken by a 15yr old cellphone but the engine and brake hubs are clearly obvious.

$2500 would be aiming high. 4.5 is, as the thread title suggests; optimistic.

It will stay unsold like the legions of other bikes that have silly prices until maybe the owners just say fuck it and want rid. I had a mate who was a wrecker and hed get calls to come get bikes and they would accept whatever hed offer them.

[Bonez]

fuck it and want rid. I had a mate who was a wrecker and hed get calls to come get bikes and they would accept whatever hed offer them.Wellthat is exactly what I did when I dispose of 7 bikes. Easiest way to have them off my property and glad I did it too.:yes:

[F5 Dave]

not everyone has the time or pressing need to squeeze max dollars out of every potential dollar. That was his job.
Some would get tidied and sold on, rest would be spares so many other bikes could keep rolling.

Bet the wreckers of 10 years time, if indeed there are any left, will groan when they arrive to the crime scene of yet another AliExpress Bobber wreck wondering if there is anything saleable left on the stripped mess as they heave it onto their ute, reflecting how easily they would have sold the standard GSXR1000 K5 left hand widget, and what possessed this guy to make a bobber out of one.

[98tls]

Ahh, yeah nah

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2672456393.htm?rsqid=f041a60d3220436082502b3718fee 42a-002

:facepalm: jesus thats hopeful for sure,annoyingly my old man sold a tidy enough 250 with a big bore kit still in the box that he bought new from Hollands? Honda for $1000,when he told me i was wtf but he figured he paid (cant recall xactly what he said) $2000-2500? for it had it for years etc etc:mellow: Was his first jap bike and purchased the big bore kit on account of not thinking it would last long;)

[ellipsis]

... can't...

[onearmedbandit]

Ok this thread is about peoples perceptions of value vs selling price, with the intention of highlighting what is perceived to be over inflated prices. Lets leave the bickering out of it.

[onearmedbandit]

I've made my call, any further posts that I consider to be off topic will receive an infraction and be removed. I'll remove the most recent posts that are off topic. This thread is not the place to discuss this so if you have any issues please PM me or another site leader.

[zylon]

www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/honda/listing/2694398269

This CBR1000rr was crashed on a dave moss suspension ride a while ago, buyer states it was a low speed high side, but it was a high speed highside into a fence strainer.Rider was unlicensed and rebuilt the bike himself, very dodgy, but worth only about 1/4 asking price, just saying that this is a very unsafe bike for the road.

[F5 Dave]

Oh lordy. If we are allowed to post without offending any Girls Brigade leaders.


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2706149451.htm?rsqid=6649ba03fdc44a0c9fb5a7f15f5bd 555-002

Might have a tiny issue with getting a wof. Spot the fails.

I do have a couple of nice pics in that spot so points for marketing.

[F5 Dave]

Gasp! Its, um. . . Its. Well its something.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2704602201.htm?rsqid=6649ba03fdc44a0c9fb5a7f15f5bd 555-002


Um. . . Is she wearing PPE?:shutup:

[husaberg]

hes still there
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/harley-davidson/listing/2702406828

[jellywrestler]

www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/honda/listing/2694398269

This CBR1000rr was crashed on a dave moss suspension ride a while ago, buyer states it was a low speed high side, but it was a high speed highside into a fence strainer.Rider was unlicensed and rebuilt the bike himself, very dodgy, but worth only about 1/4 asking price, just saying that this is a very unsafe bike for the road.

didn't you get enough bites elsewhere on here?

[F5 Dave]

hes still there
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/harley-davidson/listing/2702406828
Stop trying to sabotage his sale.

If it wasn't for this thread , Katmam would have sold his harley

[husaberg]

Stop trying to sabotage his sale.

If it wasn't for this thread , Katmam would have sold his harley

He likely only got the harley as it came with arseless leather chaps.
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/harley-davidson/listing/2702406828

[Bonez]

Gasp! Its, um. . . Its. Well its something.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2704602201.htm?rsqid=6649ba03fdc44a0c9fb5a7f15f5bd 555-002


Um. . . Is she wearing PPE?:shutup:For your protection....:woohoo:

[Bonez]

He likely only got the harley as it came with arseless leather chaps.
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/harley-davidson/listing/2702406828You seem to to be an exspirt on the topic...:yes:

[Bonez]

didn't you get enough bites elsewhere on here?Must be a pretty fragile bike to do all that damage the a strainer post. When I hit one with a'78 CX500 the only damage was the front wheel axle. Still ride-able even.:scooter: I did a nice cart wheel in to a soft paddock which was an interesting experience..:pinch:

[Autech]

Gasp! Its, um. . . Its. Well its something.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2704602201.htm?rsqid=6649ba03fdc44a0c9fb5a7f15f5bd 555-002


Um. . . Is she wearing PPE?:shutup:Nearly 6k for a hacked GN with some tacky airbrushing on the tank.
Yeah nah

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[F5 Dave]

Kateman sent me a PM saying he was fantasising about me sucking someone's cock. Pretty specific but ya know? Thats a hardly owner for you.

Hey look. Everyone can dream.

Good luck selling your bike.

[jasonu]

You seem to to be an exspirt on the topic...:yes:

He's an expert on EVERY topic...

[F5 Dave]

Jezushandjobkrist!!

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2707321037.htm?rsqid=6c2d6867ea20422b8aaad3446b465 7f7-003

Doesn't even have the headlight plate and overpoished, which looks good IMO but affects the 'I want it to look like new' crowd.

[F5 Dave]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2699969502.htm?rsqid=135a213b6a0c48238dd9b6f37adfe 1f2-004

No wof or reg, overpriced as a commuter, as parts are not common these days.

It isn't a classic just because it's old. There might be a market in Japan for some nostalgic Jap who had one but here they are just a footnote of a small number of dumped imports.

That said I was very thankful for my time on one an ex courier lent me when my 550 needed a crank.

[pritch]

Jezushandjobkrist!! Doesn't even have the headlight plate and overpoished, which looks good IMO but affects the 'I want it to look like new' crowd.

There does seem to be considerable demand for bikes of that ilk. Less so at that price perhaps.

[F5 Dave]

I had a 1980 model as a 19yr old. It was unmanageable in the dirt for a skinny teen. Around town it was epic. But even I could tell on the open road it was asthmatic, and as I stretched my legs wanting to expand my range it had to go.

So if you buy one at some crazy price, how long before you pass it on an lust after that shitty XS1 instead?
Good luck getting your money back hitting buy now on that TT.

[Kickaha]

Third one is, has F5 Dave been drinking ?

He's always been drinking

[Katman]

If that's the money he's asking then I wish him well. Hope he get's it.

I don't think you really understand the purpose of this thread.

[F5 Dave]

I know you don't.

[F5 Dave]

He's always been drinking

Thats not true. Generally only the weekends. And yes my posts can get a bit random after (a usually splendid) dinner

[F5 Dave]

Overpoished and, what's a headlight plate ? Two questions. Third one is, has F5 Dave been drinking ?

If that's the money he's asking then I wish him well. Hope he get's it.

check the swingarm and rims. They never looked like that. And that matters if you want top dollar.
To complete the 70s/80s enduro look they had a front number plate for your race numbers.

A hard man that rode one of those in a decent enduro compared to say a period PE175 (my first bike)

[husaberg]

check the swingarm and rims. They never looked like that. And that matters if you want top dollar.
To complete the 70s/80s enduro look they had a front number plate for your race numbers.

A hard man that rode one of those in a decent enduro compared to say a period PE175 (my first bike)

the guy that selling it runs this site
https://thumperbits.co.nz/collections/plastics-2

[F5 Dave]

So first weekend I had my 500 I went to show it off to a friend and watch the Sunday horrors as we did back then. Had to take a lock as no ignition key. Competition model and all.

She lived out Kaiwharawhara, Hutt road. Left there say 11, got down the hill and the bike runs onto reserve.
Well. . . The XT had a reserve. But being a supposed competition model. . . You had 2 options. On, and Not On.

Was a long push with Trials universal tyres. Ok its 5km but took an age on side of road no much footpath a lot of the way.

[jellywrestler]

So first weekend I had my 500 I went to show it off to a friend and watch the Sunday horrors as we did back then. Had to take a lock as no ignition key. Competition model and all.

She lived out Kaiwharawhara, Hutt road. Left there say 11, got down the hill and the bike runs onto reserve.
Well. . . The XT had a reserve. But being a supposed competition model. . . You had 2 options. On, and Not On.

Was a long push with Trials universal tyres. Ok its 5km but took an age on side of road no much footpath a lot of the way.

did you get to play stinky finger in the end that night or not?

[F5 Dave]

With her boyfriend watching? Too bohemian for me.

[YellowDog]

Gasp! Its, um. . . Its. Well its something.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2704602201.htm?rsqid=6649ba03fdc44a0c9fb5a7f15f5bd 555-002


Um. . . Is she wearing PPE?:shutup:

Surely the PPE image gives it global appeal !

Sadly for the seller NOT in COVID-19 free NZ :killingme

Horrible image aye! Not surprised he traded the bike :o

[F5 Dave]

Mmhmm

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2711222630.htm?rsqid=9876098cf11746c6a1382e04398ae 76c-003

[YellowDog]

Mmhmm

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2711222630.htm?rsqid=9876098cf11746c6a1382e04398ae 76c-003

"no one knows what it is"


More like:

"no one's remotely interetsted in knowing what it is" :eek5:

[husaberg]

Waste of a ER swingarm if you ask me.

[F5 Dave]

Strange that they left the std blue tank on it. Wouldn't want to front up for a WOF on it and try explain away the lack of indicators on a 1980s bike, let alone interesting lights and guards. Bet it's not quiet on either side.

[husaberg]

Maybe they were going for the Teutonic look with the angular peanut tank.
A Katana is what happens when you get a Jerry in to do a Italian or Poms job:laugh:
IMO pretty much any tank from a 70's trail bikes would look better.

[F5 Dave]

Already sold, but Jesus man, 4 min more effort might have presented the bike more professionally (rather than like he was walking past and decided to sell it and posted it up while driving to the pub) and maybe netted a bit more. Then again, no airbox on dirtbike is a clue to what sort of munter owned it.

And that he wants to evade TM fees because he feels it should be a free service.


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2706050017.htm?rsqid=3fb3cfdcef46494bafbda78e2e4c1 47c-002

[F5 Dave]

I just wanted to post this 'cause its pretty . Doesn't belong in this thread..


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2719113593.htm?rsqid=4b4f243acb904690901166a06cf86 b95-002

[pritch]

I just wanted to post this 'cause its pretty . Doesn't belong in this thread..


My eyes were tired after looking at the two previous TM offerings. That has brightened things considerable.

[ellipsis]

I just wanted to post this 'cause its pretty . Doesn't belong in this thread..


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2719113593.htm?rsqid=4b4f243acb904690901166a06cf86 b95-002

...the prettiest pic was sans all the orange clothing...

[peanut]

What the christ?

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/listing/2717516254

[F5 Dave]

Yamaha were pretty bold releasing that bike. I suppose he feels it would be churlish not to be as brazen.

Bit impressed that a 1600 Vtwin made it to 100k. Engineer's were not taking long lunches there.

[peanut]

Yamaha were pretty bold releasing that bike. I suppose he feels it would be churlish not to be as brazen.

Bit impressed that a 1600 Vtwin made it to 100k. Engineer's were not taking long lunches there.

$19 grand for a high mileage example seems weirdly optimistic.

[F5 Dave]

You're in the right place.

[speedpro]

When I was in the shop one of the Yam H.O. types turned up on one. It had Akropovic pipes IIRC. For such a big twin the throttle response was astounding, and the sound . . . .

[F5 Dave]

Yeah. All barely 100hp. My 675 would paste it being lighter.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I remember reading reviews and people saying they were weird on turn in because the motor was so heavy and very very tall.

I read those reviews and thought "Yeah, I wanna B-King"

[F5 Dave]

A mate just bought a BurgerKing. Off another mate. They're a queer bunch. Gawd its ugly. B1 sold it as he didn't like it as much as his GSX14. He used to have a Busa that he bought off B2 and got a bit nostalgic hence the BK. Now B2 seems similarly affected.

Closed shop trading oversized Suzukis. Last conversation involved trying to find something lighter than his ZX14. Right.

People are strange.

[Autech]

A mate just bought a BurgerKing. Off another mate. They're a queer bunch. Gawd its ugly. B1 sold it as he didn't like it as much as his GSX14. He used to have a Busa that he bought off B2 and got a bit nostalgic hence the BK. Now B2 seems similarly affected.

Closed shop trading oversized Suzukis. Last conversation involved trying to find something lighter than his ZX14. Right.

People are strange.If I was wanting someone big like that I'd be steering towards a Diavel. Might as well look badass while trying to turn it into a tight bend at 2kmph

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[HenryDorsetCase]

If I was wanting someone big like that I'd be steering towards a Diavel. Might as well look badass while trying to turn it into a tight bend at 2kmph

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I know someone who had one - loved the look of it (no accounting for taste) but hated the way it rode. He's ended up on a Monster 1200R which is for sale....

[husaberg]

When I was in the shop one of the Yam H.O. types turned up on one. It had Akropovic pipes IIRC. For such a big twin the throttle response was astounding, and the sound . . . .

Did it sound like a Yam rather than a potato?

[pritch]

Did it sound like a Yam rather than a potato?

There was a guy turned up at the dealer with one of those in nice nick when I was there one day. Can't remember if I heard it run. I was just impressed by the sheer bulk of the thing.

[husaberg]

There was a guy turned up at the dealer with one of those in nice nick when I was there one day. Can't remember if I heard it run. I was just impressed by the sheer bulk of the thing.

Its hard to Beet the sound of off beet twin, brasically it turniped out the yam designer Mustard bean was using his swede to create it. Easily the best in his feild.

[ellipsis]

...gimme the suzy any day...

[Autech]

I know someone who had one - loved the look of it (no accounting for taste) but hated the way it rode. He's ended up on a Monster 1200R which is for sale....I rode one for a month in Quebec.
Loved it some days, hated it the rest. Engines mental though and laying black lines with TC off never got old :D

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[mulletman]

A mate just bought a BurgerKing. Off another mate. They're a queer bunch. Gawd its ugly. B1 sold it as he didn't like it as much as his GSX14. He used to have a Busa that he bought off B2 and got a bit nostalgic hence the BK. Now B2 seems similarly affected.

Closed shop trading oversized Suzukis. Last conversation involved trying to find something lighter than his ZX14. Right.

People are strange.

That BK was it the low KM blue and white one ? Same dude had the red/black 14, i bought an after market seat from the Busa he had , ive owned all three said suzukis and put over 150000kms between them i def liked the BK the most, best ergos to me and fun.

I test rode an MT way back and really liked the instant torque but hated the way it ran outta puff quick , but at the time riding inlines i was used to those, thinking back if i just rode it to its peak torque it wouldve been ok. Suspension was a bit strange it was like a push me pull you feeling with the shock sorta lying down.

A couple years later a got passed by a nice red and white yamaha racing colour scheme one that had ohlins fitted it certainly went well up over Takaka hill.

A friend owns a Diavel he bought back from Canada it has a full exhaust and matching race ecu and it flies along rather good, it has over 70,000kms on it, he corners it bloody well but it could do with more clearance .

[F5 Dave]

Geezus this is Hillary Ouss.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2729482337.htm?rsqid=4379f6b37b814638a96b2a44740e2 ed0-002


I'm guessing that engine costs a fair bit but its virtually on the floor.

[Berries]

How do you see where you are going?

[F5 Dave]

I never considered that:lol:.

I'm guessing by the lack of scrapes it gets trailered to its photoshoots.

[F5 Dave]

What is it with people who take the airbox off a dirtbike?:rolleyes: good luck finding a wrecker who has kept that since the 90s.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2715193923.htm?rsqid=679286bedee745d790973d22b610d 150-004

[F5 Dave]

I think we've done this one, but I'm almost interested what kind of tyres this is wearing.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2715427970.htm?rsqid=c8d948e8ade94594add04e8b57359 1e9-006

As they blend into the sidewall they look kinda cartoony. The tread pattern is novel but it doesn't instinctively make you think it will be channeling the water away.
Going out on a limb, I don't expect they will say Dunlop or Bridgestone on them.

[pritch]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2729482337.htm?rsqid=4379f6b37b814638a96b2a44740e2 ed0-002


First thing I noticed about the photo was that it's local. Never seen the bike on the road though. Of course that "No WOF Etc Etc Etc" may have something to do with that.

[Laava]

Geezus this is Hillary Ouss.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2729482337.htm?rsqid=4379f6b37b814638a96b2a44740e2 ed0-002


I'm guessing that engine costs a fair bit but its virtually on the floor.
Also, just pointing out that he has it advertised as a Harley Davidson but it looks to me as if it has zero HD parts.
Not that I care, just reminded me of all those tiny chopper things that used to clog up TM and had HD in their listing titles...

[F5 Dave]

HD is a fashion genre, not a motorcycle company.

Fun fact. My middle name is Harley. But I respect my father.

[jim.cox]

I'm sure his trailer is entirely road legal to the laws of this fine land.

quite unlike the motorsickle in question...

[Beekeeper]

This thread is like Hauraki therefore time to play some Creedence,

Left a good job in the city (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2737922853?bof=Itki1Gyk)
Workin' for the man ev'ry night and day (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2737922853?bof=Itki1Gyk)
And I never lost one minute of sleepin' (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2737922853?bof=Itki1Gyk)
Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been..... (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2737922853?bof=Itki1Gyk)

[Ginge09]

Sometimes I wonder if we should all chip in $10 and buy the bloody thing to get it off the net and save some bandwidth.

We could raffle it.

[F5 Dave]

Perhaps something a bit like what Top Gear did with caravans. Maybe pendulum smash it into the $30 grand H2 750? Be a waste of one bike, but it would be worth it to see his reaction.

[husaberg]

note the comments.
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/listing/2795063157

[IronPawz]

Great comment so $50 / 4 = $12.50 worth of rego. Maybe he should do the full year and bump the price to $25,037.50.

Perhaps just one of the trademe promotion options and add that to the price also.



note the comments.
https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/listing/2795063157

[F5 Dave]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2805848804.htm?rsqid=5797344edfb5459fb9fddcf1ddd3b f85-002


"Bike owes me more than Buy now price "


Yes. That's because you over capitalised an old trail bike. That's not my problem.

[Ian Staples]

Oh I do miss the optimistic sellers thread. I have just been going through TM pre 86 listings and there seems to be a vast number of grossly overpriced café racers and brown seat wonder bikes

Ian

[FJRider]

Oh I do miss the optimistic sellers thread. I have just been going through TM pre 86 listings and there seems to be a vast number of grossly overpriced café racers and brown seat wonder bikes

Ian

It must be because of all the 'improvement's" they've made ... and "Custom" parts ... :blank:

[onearmedbandit]

Oh I do miss the optimistic sellers thread. I have just been going through TM pre 86 listings and there seems to be a vast number of grossly overpriced café racers and brown seat wonder bikes

Ian

I merged your new thread with the old one. There was an issue with it that was brought to my attention by husaberg and it was sorted by SpankMe a couple days ago.

[F5 Dave]

Oh I do miss the optimistic sellers thread. I have just been going through TM pre 86 listings and there seems to be a vast number of grossly overpriced café racers and brown seat wonder bikes

Ian
Hey man, welcome to brown seat and pipe wrap heaven.

Love your work by the way.

[unclealeister]

Oh I do miss the optimistic sellers thread. I have just been going through TM pre 86 listings and there seems to be a vast number of grossly overpriced café racers and brown seat wonder bikes

Ian

Isnt this the truth. As a rider of carburetted bikes, it's disheartening to see original bikes transformed into copies of Youtube-salesmen' cafe's & blobbers to be briefly ridden by Sons of Anarchists. Both of which are created with all the youthful optimism that they will be onsold to fund the next "big build".
The original chrome parts & tinware are replaced by bad new Chinese parts, which are nowhere near as good as the good old Taiwanese parts. The takeoffs either get sold cheaply to people like me, or sit in sheds decomposing.
But, this thread is about optimistic sellers. For your delectation & mirth I give you the following, the seller assures us that there are almost no original parts left on the bike.
Noone is watching this sale anymore but it attracted quite a few curiosity seekers for the first month along with the usual "why" questions which were met curtly. In the bike's favour it has some good bits & could probably be ridden to the moon, the accessorising is idiosyncratic. Enjoy.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/harley-davidson/listing/2810769697?bof=ZzOpEfzR

[YellowDog]

That poor fellow is in for such a disappointment.

Let's hope he doesn't really need the money :no:

[F5 Dave]

Um, well apart from the comedy handlebars and, whatever that thing on the back is, he's made it look, well, like every other harley. What was the point?

[HenryDorsetCase]

He needs to tidy up his shed.

[pritch]

I'm pleased to see stirrings hereabout. This thread used to accompany my morning coffee.

[husaberg]

He needs to tidy up his shed.

He's got plenty of beer bottles. three crates on the go.
Makes mine look tidy.

[F5 Dave]

Can you still buy crates? Haven't seen a big bottle of that dreadful beer people used to drink for years. Had to drink shit tons to get pissed too as it was piss weak.

[jellywrestler]

Can you still buy crates? . yip and you can still buy sacks of potatoes and trays of eggs.

[F5 Dave]

Oh go on. . . The only bike to challenge the Bimota Mantra


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2825818566.htm?rsqid=1868da9b8f844d3ca893055fc6ec9 725-002

And a snip at only. . .

[F5 Dave]

Oh dont sell the kid's bike you bastard. Look how happy he looks!



https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2819947076.htm?rsqid=ad6428b64da749119ff12f70d5e77 a81-004

[husaberg]

Oh go on. . . The only bike to challenge the Bimota Mantra


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2825818566.htm?rsqid=1868da9b8f844d3ca893055fc6ec9 725-002

And a snip at only. . .

Oh golly, it not only challenged, i think it won.
Those last Rotax Buells were double bagger fell out of the tree ugly as well.

[pritch]

Went for a group ride once and a guy had one of those. He may have also owned a Honda dealership. It's an impressive lump but not really practical around here. West Australia maybe?

[F5 Dave]

Oops fixed link in last post.

[Ian Staples]

Um, well apart from the comedy handlebars and, whatever that thing on the back is, he's made it look, well, like every other harley. What was the point?

I think that this is a very practical bike ,well it must be because he is carrying part of the wrought iron gate from his grandmothers back garden on the back of the seat

[ellipsis]

Oh dont sell the kid's bike you bastard. Look how happy he looks!



https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2819947076.htm?rsqid=ad6428b64da749119ff12f70d5e77 a81-004

...I just wanna... to like... check out it's pantina...in a cantina...south of the border...no happy kids allowed...would it's rarity get me home tho...

...if I found sumbody sniffing around my barn, theys be real fucked up, real soon...'less they had lots'a greenbacks and pretty daughters that is...not too young tho, y'all...don't wanna fuck with H&S and all that shit...

...wouldn't want thems finding my real pointy sticks now, would I...

[peanut]

Oh go on. . . The only bike to challenge the Bimota Mantra


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2825818566.htm?rsqid=1868da9b8f844d3ca893055fc6ec9 725-002

And a snip at only. . .

That's the first one I've seen advertised with any miles on it.

I suspect most people buy them to gaze at in the garage. I've seen three of them advertised in NZ with less than 5,000 km in the last six months.

[FJRider]

...I suspect most people buy them to gaze at in the garage. I've seen three of them advertised in NZ with less than 5,000 km in the last six months.

The Cafe brigade of all manner of motorcycles ... on any Sunday ... that display a few square meters of chrome and polished bits. The owners with two days growth on their face ... because they have to shave come monday.

[peanut]

The Cafe brigade of all manner of motorcycles ... on any Sunday ... that display a few square meters of chrome and polished bits. The owners with two days growth on their face ... because they have to shave come monday.

Pretty much.

Another bike that seems prone to extremely low mileages is the BMW R1200c cruisers from the early 2000s.

I've seen three of four of them for sale recently with less than 8,000km on the odo - even though they stopped selling them new in 2005. An extreme example is this one on trademe (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/listing/2825590436) which was registered new in NZ in 2001 and travelled only 22km before its first WoF in 2008 (according to the Carjam records (https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=22zgl)).

[YellowDog]

Speaking of Bimotas I guess the bird with the pointy boob job isn't included :no:

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/bimota/listing/2827059728?bof=R2Z7sOMd

[FJRider]

Speaking of Bimotas I guess the bird with the pointy boob job isn't included :no:

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/bimota/listing/2827059728?bof=R2Z7sOMd

I doubt if you could afford her.

She does however ... feature with other bikes ... :lol:

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/suzuki/listing/2827075593?bof=R2Z7sOMd

[HenryDorsetCase]

EVERY photo she is scowling. She presumably doesn't want to do the stupid cheesecake photo but her BF insists and says it makes it easier to sell the bikes. I mean it works to a limited extent - the majority of motorcyclists are straight men (present company excluded obvs) who want to look at tits. But honestly what she is supposed to be selling is allure and the thought that maybe, if she got to know us during the the transaction she would turn it up... obviously a different transaction to selling a bike. But who'd want to if she had a face like she sucked a lemon all the time? Fucking smile or at least look interested.

[Racing Dave]

An extreme example is this one on trademe (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/listing/2825590436) which was registered new in NZ in 2001 and travelled only 22km before its first WoF in 2008 (according to the Carjam records (https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=22zgl)).

From the advert; 'This is one of the best in riding comfort and handling.'

Respectfully, I disagree.

[F5 Dave]

EVERY photo she is scowling. She presumably doesn't want to do the stupid cheesecake photo but her BF insists and says it makes it easier to sell the bikes. I mean it works to a limited extent - the majority of motorcyclists are straight men (present company excluded obvs) who want to look at tits. But honestly what she is supposed to be selling is allure and the thought that maybe, if she got to know us during the the transaction she would turn it up... obviously a different transaction to selling a bike. But who'd want to if she had a face like she sucked a lemon all the time? Fucking smile or at least look interested.

To be fair she has lost some weight since a few years back when people were offering their misogynistic comments on her appearance. Maybe she's a hellfire rider.
Maybe she might get her tits out for the photos he doesn't load up on TM. Damm.

There's this thing called Phasion and it involves size 6 (American size 0) stick wimmin that haven't smiled since their last (since vomited) meal. I think you are not allowed to smile or you gain a 1/2 kilo.

Elle was the last one that did but it didn't catch on when she gained a 1/2 kilo and looked attractive to men.

Sigh. Elle.

[pritch]

Pedantic perhaps?

"Emaculate for the age of it." This is a variation on the often seen, "Immaculate for it's age." It's either immaculate or it's not. The age, or lack of it, is irrelevant

[FJRider]

Pedantic perhaps?

"Emaculate for the age of it." This is a variation on the often seen, "Immaculate for it's age." It's either immaculate or it's not. The age, or lack of it, is irrelevant

I once saw "Ejaculate" as the very word used to mean the same as used there ... :facepalm:

[HenryDorsetCase]

I once saw "Ejaculate" as the very word used to mean the same as used there ... :facepalm:

something something chamois cream

[pritch]

I once saw "Ejaculate" as the very word used to mean the same as used there ... :facepalm:

Well he's pretty close to emasculate which is a whole nutha thing.

[FJRider]

something something chamois cream

honda riders ... eh .. :scratch:

[FJRider]

Well he's pretty close to emasculate which is a whole nutha thing.

GN125's will do that ... :calm:

[husaberg]

To be fair she has lost some weight since a few years back when people were offering their misogynistic comments on her appearance. Maybe she's a hellfire rider.
Maybe she might get her tits out for the photos he doesn't load up on TM. Damm.

There's this thing called Phasion and it involves size 6 (American size 0) stick wimmin that haven't smiled since their last (since vomited) meal. I think you are not allowed to smile or you gain a 1/2 kilo.

Elle was the last one that did but it didn't catch on when she gained a 1/2 kilo and looked attractive to men.

Sigh. Elle.

There has been a lot of talk over the years about her not smiling on KB on this very forum.
From what I understand she is not happy about it.:msn-wink:

[Laava]

From the advert; 'This is one of the best in riding comfort and handling.'

Respectfully, I disagree.
Yep, my mate has one and...well...it might actually be comfortable but no-one is ever going to ride it long enough to find out!

[F5 Dave]

So. .
Reliable.
Doesnt use much fuel.
Low running costs.
Light on consumables.
Makes you appreciate other bikes.

Well the list goes on.

[HenryDorsetCase]

When your topbox needs a topbox. Also your rear mudguard needs a topbox. opportunity missed - the panniers need them too.

New Zealand roads are not ideal for this I would imagine.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/honda/listing/2828251039?bof=suGbatH4

[F5 Dave]

Dear sir. You have too much gear. Take the car.

Or better yet. Get the wife to take the car and buy an actual motorcycle. You can then meet her at the pub having checked in at the motel and several drinks in. ��

[pritch]

Dear sir. You have too much gear. Take the car.

Something like this may be better suited to his needs?

[FJRider]

... New Zealand roads are not ideal for this I would imagine.



"I would imagine" .. ???


Sooooo ... you've never ridden one. Well ... any real distance.


I've toured the South Island (and on occasion the North Island) on my own ... or in the company of (many) other motorcyclists.

Some of which were riding earlier versions of the Goldwing. Most of the rider were well capable of handling the machine on all roads ... and in all weathers.

One rider on the 1500cc version ... I knew personally ... hit a sheep in the Ida valley (in Otago) and still rode it home to Timaru. He wore the bottom edges of the panniers out cornering. Trying to keep up with that ... "old Fart on a Leadwing" was the ruination of a few "Young" fella's reputation. And their bikes.

They are motorcycles that can and do cover the miles. In some degree of comfort ... and usually with a good sound system to boot. I was offered a 1500cc version for a long weekend on one occasion. It was a trip largely based on how far I could get between well spaced gas stations. One part of it was over the Arthurs pass ... followed by the Lewis pass ... and almost finally over the Haast pass. The final bit before a short run home ... was over the Crown range and back through the Kawerau Gorge to Alexandra.

And most of the storage space on the Gold Wing in question ... is probably reserved for the Woman in the relationship. His space would be the top-box above the top-box. And any compartment in the fairing.

Give one a go sometime ... it will surprise you.

[eldog]

Goldwing. Most of the rider were well capable of handling the machine on all roads ... and in all weathers

Trying to keep up with that ... "old Fart on a Leadwing" was the ruination of a few "Young" fella's reputation. And their bikes.

They are motorcycles that can and do cover the miles. In some degree of comfort ... and usually with a good sound system to boot.

Give one a go sometime ... it will surprise you.

I think I recently went on a ‘ride’ with the bike in question. They were in a group of Goldwings.

they past me no drama, just casually like. I did see them coming and tried to make it as easy as possible.

that bike if it’s the same on has a good sound system, asked the owner to give you a demo of it starting up. You will be amazed.

Worth a look.

[F5 Dave]

Oh god, bore us to death grandad.

[F5 Dave]

Sorry I guess.im young and impetuous.

But I was born in the 60s. That's just the way we are

[eldog]

Sorry I guess.im young and impetuous.

But I was born in the 60s. That's just the way we are

Theres one born every minute

[F5 Dave]

Not any more.

[FJRider]

Theres one born every minute

That sounds like the sixties alright ... ;)

[FJRider]

Oh god, bore us to death grandad.

Most of the people riding Goldwings ARE grandads ... :lol:

[F5 Dave]

My mother cried
When President Kennedy died
She said it was the Communists
But I knew better
Would they drop the bomb on us
While we made love on the beach?
We were the class they couldn't teach
'Cause we knew better
We were born
Born in the fifties

[HenryDorsetCase]

I will never ride one for the same reason i will never ride a massive adv bike. I have 28 inch inseam. The other reason is I dont want to.

[pritch]

I took the opportunity of a test on a six - in the rain which spoiled it a bit. Great for the US or West Australia maybe, not so much around here.

[F5 Dave]

You just have to see the tank on this!:lol:

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2833805541.htm?rsqid=762083bc85d448cbaa78373469815 f3c-005

[Laava]

Actually the price is not too bad assuming the frame has not been modified and it could be turned back into a motorbike!

[pritch]

You just have to see the tank on this!:lol:

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2833805541.htm?rsqid=762083bc85d448cbaa78373469815 f3c-005

I had read that some Harley riders were afraid of their front brake. Nothing there to disprove that.

[Ian Staples]

I wonder if you get the dog with it to complete the stereotype ??

[husaberg]

You just have to see the tank on this!:lol:

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2833805541.htm?rsqid=762083bc85d448cbaa78373469815 f3c-005

It thought it was the best part other than the SV engine


not even original
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1twl5KpXXXXaNXpXXq6xXFXXXs/Pegatinas-de-tibur-n-para-motocicleta-adhesivos-de-tanque-de-combustible-pegatina-para-DD350E-6C-de.jpg_q50.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1twl5KpXXXXaNXpXXq6xXFXXXs/Pegatinas-de-tibur-n-para-motocicleta-adhesivos-de-tanque-de-combustible-pegatina-para-DD350E-6C-de.jpg_q50.jpg

[FJRider]

Actually the price is not too bad assuming the frame has not been modified and it could be turned back into a motorbike!

"Chopped in the early 70s in San Francisco" ... so ... Certification will be an interesting exercise.

[Drew]

"Chopped in the early 70s in San Francisco" ... so ... Certification will be an interesting exercise.

I doubt certing would be any harder based on when and where.

[F5 Dave]

Christ Alight.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-2845715092.htm?rsqid=81dce5313ac94e09a47b67f792197 d48-009

[onearmedbandit]

I think he meant $2500 starting price. Surely.

[husaberg]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/tyres/listing-2852335927.htm
$150 or 3/4 to 1/2 the current retail price of a brand new one for a 16-year-old worn tyre.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/tyres/listing-2853797858.htm
https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/tyres/listing-2848845438.htm
https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/tyres/listing-2851909846.htm

[FJRider]

$150 or 3/4 the current retail price of a brand new one for a 16-year-old worn tyre.

And if (at the time) a rider cannot afford full price ... a reasonable option. Fitting and balancing is not always a big deal to some.




Your point is ... ??

[onearmedbandit]

For a 16yr old tyre? I wouldn't put it on my bike if I was paid.

[FJRider]

For a 16yr old tyre? I wouldn't put it on my bike if I was paid.

Standards are for those that can afford them.

Stored correctly ... there wouldn't be an issue.


No law say's you HAVE to buy it ...

[onearmedbandit]

Standards are for those that can afford them.

Stored correctly ... there wouldn't be an issue.


No law say's you HAVE to buy it ...

Tyres are just one of those things I have high standards for.

With regards to your last sentence, you could apply that to every listing posted in the thread.

[FJRider]

Tyres are just one of those things I have high standards for.

With regards to your last sentence, you could apply that to every listing posted in the thread.

The seller can (and is allowed to be) just as optimistic as the rest of them.

His tyre. His (potential) sale.


But a biker on a budget ... might get a few thousands km's from it that they might not otherwise afford. Not all riders are Sunday riders, They might need a tyre to get to work.

[onearmedbandit]

The seller can (and is allowed to be) just as optimistic as the rest of them.

His tyre. His (potential) sale.


But a biker on a budget ... might get a few thousands km's from it that they might not otherwise afford. Not all riders are Sunday riders, They might need a tyre to get to work.

Can't argue that, which is why I said 'I' wouldn't put it on my bike. If someone else wants to, by all means. But as this is mostly an opinion based thread, I have simply given mine. As you have yours. Neither is wrong.

[FJRider]

Can't argue that, which is why I said 'I' wouldn't put it on my bike. If someone else wants to, by all means. But as this is mostly an opinion based thread, I have simply given mine. As you have yours. Neither is wrong.

Trademe is full of unlikely sales.

And many sell.



Go figure.



And never say never ... unlikely situations do occur.


I gave a tyre to a guy that needed one to get back to Christchurch (from Alexandra) one time ... it was a lot worse than that.


It may not have been entirely legal ... but it was better than the one that he had.


And it got him home.


When your options are few ... some decisions get easier.


I hope your options are always many.

[YellowDog]

The seller can (and is allowed to be) just as optimistic as the rest of them.

Holding out for a bluebird is fine however if they actually wat to sell the bike then "No they can't" :bleh:

[FJRider]

Holding out for a bluebird is fine however if they actually wat to sell the bike then "No they can't" :bleh:

Actually ... they can.


And ... it's entirely LEGAL.


The purchase of ANYTHING on Trademe is not compulsory.

[F5 Dave]

Christ Alight.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-2845715092.htm?rsqid=81dce5313ac94e09a47b67f792197 d48-009

I should apologise for my slightly blasphemous comment. I wasn't actually suggesting to set God on fire.

[rastuscat]

I should apologise for my slightly blasphemous comment. I wasn't actually suggesting to set God on fire.

I note that the seat appears to have been beautifully recovered in electrical tape.

[HenryDorsetCase]

For a 16yr old tyre? I wouldn't put it on my bike if I was paid.

exactly this.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Stored correctly ... there wouldn't be an issue.



stored correctly how for 16 years?

a humidor perhaps?

[HenryDorsetCase]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2855609427?bof=kYu1GQA4

Cool!

this is the guy who's a twat though right?

[rastuscat]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2855609427?bof=kYu1GQA4

Cool!

this is the guy who's a twat though right?

Side issue. The front wheel stand in the pics of the Z1R, where do I get some of those from?

[rustys]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/kawasaki/listing/2855609427?bof=kYu1GQA4

Cool!

this is the guy who's a twat though right?

Yeh he was in the News again last week, more scruffy wheeling and dealing...never stops ..

[pritch]

this is the guy who's a twat though right?

The Mount Maunganui medical marijuana magnate? :whistle:

[onearmedbandit]

Side issue. The front wheel stand in the pics of the Z1R, where do I get some of those from?

Similar to this, same style.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/stands-lifts-ramps/listing-2854832586.htm?rsqid=6db21ec63c0a4f4f917c08ca3a9e6 b6c-005

[rastuscat]

Similar to this, same style.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/stands-lifts-ramps/listing-2854832586.htm?rsqid=6db21ec63c0a4f4f917c08ca3a9e6 b6c-005

Chur. Hope it can cope with my Heffalump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heffalump

[HenryDorsetCase]

Chur. Hope it can cope with my Heffalump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heffalump

I have a Ventura one which is ATM more or less permanently attached to my workstand with the VFR400 chassis in it.

https://www.dold.co.nz/products/Ventura/Bike_Stands/Bike_Stands.aspx

I needed another and they are $260 and on the shelf at Mega Motorcycle centre - or at least was when I went in there three or so weeks ago.

[ojyamaha]

The Mount Maunganui medical marijuana magnate? :whistle:His business for sale the other week.

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[Drew]

Ok. If you take an 18KG factory fucking muffler off you're bike, it's usually because its shit. What in fuck's name is this cunt on?

[Banditbandit]

Ok. If you take an 18KG factory fucking muffler off you're bike, it's usually because its shit. What in fuck's name is this cunt on?


I can understand that he wants to sell it - I have a standard Bandit one in my garage ..

I have no idea why anyone would want to buy one .. (unless someone has dropped a bike and wants to replace a damaged can with a standard one but why would you?) ... which is why I've never tried to sell my standard can ...

[Owl]

I have no idea why anyone would want to buy one ..
That reminds me, I need to throw some shit out.

[pete376403]

I can understand that he wants to sell it - I have a standard Bandit one in my garage ..

I have no idea why anyone would want to buy one .. (unless someone has dropped a bike and wants to replace a damaged can with a standard one but why would you?) ... which is why I've never tried to sell my standard can ...

I know of at least one standard Bandit 1200 muffler thats been bought pff TM - I got one and put it on the Cycleworks 4-into-1 header on mu GS1100GK.Looks and sounds pretty good

[HenryDorsetCase]

I can understand that he wants to sell it - I have a standard Bandit one in my garage ..

I have no idea why anyone would want to buy one .. (unless someone has dropped a bike and wants to replace a damaged can with a standard one but why would you?) ... which is why I've never tried to sell my standard can ...

I've got 09 Street Triple R and (I think) 12 Speed Triple stock mufflers in the shed. I would do the lot for $400.... thats only $100 each !!!!!! way cheaper than old boy with his $400 Aprilia one muffler.

[jellywrestler]

Ok. If you take an 18KG factory fucking muffler off you're bike, it's usually because its shit. What in fuck's name is this cunt on?

maybe prefers quieter?

[pritch]

I've got 09 Street Triple R and (I think) 12 Speed Triple stock mufflers in the shed. I would do the lot for $400.... thats only $100 each !!!!!! way cheaper than old boy with his $400 Aprilia one muffler.

You too? I have a pair of stock 09 Speed Triple mufflers out back.

[F5 Dave]

I have a pair of Street mufflers, it's sort of a triumph muffler club!

I put a GSX11 (powerscreen) muffler on my GS11 cycleworks headers, or rather got them to do it. And a GSXR one on an XJ750 cop bike which was too loud for a tourer.

[F5 Dave]

Jezuz, it's just had bits taken off it.


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2868868338.htm?rsqid=2569f801826a4ef7966c087aa7f12 7a3-002

[F5 Dave]

Satan's underpants! Runnnnn!

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2864622573.htm?rsqid=eae9210b5a254595af5a64d6ee969 b85-003

[F5 Dave]

You'd be stupid to try and restore this. (Mine was worse and more incomplete):rolleyes:.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2863385195.htm?rsqid=e76011ea90d84020bde73f559acea 18f-004

I kinda like, but not really, the innovative heat shielding.

But hey! It has the original chrome strip on the seat. Took me ages to get one for mine.

[Drew]

You'd be stupid to try and restore this. (Mine was worse and more incomplete):rolleyes:.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2863385195.htm?rsqid=e76011ea90d84020bde73f559acea 18f-004

I kinda like, but not really, the innovative heat shielding.

But hey! It has the original chrome strip on the seat. Took me ages to get one for mine.
I'd quite like to build something odd from it

[F5 Dave]

Heres my favourite

https://www.airtech-streamlining.com/suzuki-fairings-seats-fenders-parts/T125STINGER.htm

Suzuki kinda got there first with odd as std.

[husaberg]

I'd quite like to build something odd from it

Suits the flat bars I would love to see one done as Hugh Anderson semi replica.
https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/3/y/x/x/o/image.gallery.galleryLandscape.1151x768.13yy0z.png/1425865241699.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWI8eDcouzbpA8YUXcsgCGD-TkqY1TBCIltg&usqp=CAU
https://www.suzukicycles.org/photos/race_sixties/1967_RK67_800.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

Satan's underpants! Runnnnn!

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2864622573.htm?rsqid=eae9210b5a254595af5a64d6ee969 b85-003

If it is shed stored how'd it get all sun faded?

[onearmedbandit]

Not local but still. 200mph. Goes like a ‘rapped’ ape. ‘To meany’ cops in his area to be able to ride it.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1986-Suzuki-RG500-Gamma/143819873146?fbclid=IwAR3mc0f3SRSVOLSrpm3rzuZb31Yz WvglIlo_kxbwEhtl64tA4-picx1-BiM&pageci=f16d45ab-8b3b-4c02-ab3a-aeec9a0f7d14

[pritch]

Heres my favourite

https://www.airtech-streamlining.com/suzuki-fairings-seats-fenders-parts/T125STINGER.htm

Suzuki kinda got there first with odd as std.

That's the nicest looking moped I've ever seen. Sweet.

[FJRider]

If it is shed stored how'd it get all sun faded?

The 24 years of the previous owners outdoor parking ... perhaps ... :lol:

[F5 Dave]

If it is shed stored how'd it get all sun faded?
Stop looking at it!!!.,

You'll get eye Cooties.

[husaberg]

https://kickstart.bikeexif.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fb-13.jpg
https://www.bikeexif.com/yamaha-xz-550-restomod

Std the bike had carb issues

guess what the issue really was
http://www.factorypro.com/Prod_Pages/prodyXZ550.htm

[Dadpole]

That is a lot of well done polishing on that turd...

[onearmedbandit]

I think it's cool as fuck. Ok maybe the engine isn't everyone's cup of tea but meh.

[F5 Dave]

Nah the whole bike was shit with reverse trail forks and exploding electrics. Yet I like Marc. Had a few laughs with him talking about emulsion tube wear and the kroalis effect.

[husaberg]

Anyone recognise the rear disc it certainly isn't XS850 or YZF600 as mentioned in the blurb?
347763

[HenryDorsetCase]

https://kickstart.bikeexif.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fb-13.jpg
https://www.bikeexif.com/yamaha-xz-550-restomod

Std the bike had carb issues

guess what the issue really was
http://www.factorypro.com/Prod_Pages/prodyXZ550.htm

I hadnt seen that before. Holy shit. It is amazing

[Berries]

I hadnt seen that before. Holy shit. It is amazing
Dear Santa.......................

[tigertim20]

Wow.

I had an XZ many moons ago. never thought Id lay eyes on one and want another, but here we are. thats nicely done

[Dak S83]

Std the bike had carb issues

guess what the issue really was
http://www.factorypro.com/Prod_Pages/prodyXZ550.htm

Funny that, I actually brought one of these brand new, at the 1st 500km service it had a "factory recall mod" done to the carbs, ran beautifully for the next 40,000km or so that I owned it.

[F5 Dave]

Just needs a 4LO Lc350 fitted.

[malcy25]

I hadnt seen that before. Holy shit. It is amazing

No.

Just so wrong on so many levels. TZ750 body work with KR paint job on the worst motorcycle ever built. My eyes, my eyes....I feel so defiled. I'll have to go and lick my TZ750 as an antidote.

[husaberg]

No.

Just so wrong on so many levels. TZ750 body work with KR paint job on the worst motorcycle ever built. My eyes, my eyes....I feel so defiled. I'll have to go and lick my TZ750 as an antidote.

I am a 2t purest and I never really liked the yellow KT speedblock as its so over done its almost garish.
I much prefer the simple tuning fork on white orwith just a slash of red.
But with that bike he has successfully turned a donkeys scrotum into a vinyl imitation designer bag.
He has a flair for design just look at the cutouts on that lower fairing.

[jellywrestler]

I'll have to go and lick my TZ750 as an antidote.
isn't it your wedding anniversary, best ask the wife if she wants to lick it too.

[F5 Dave]

Well back to shruming TM listings. . . These guys know 2 strokes are popular and ask wild prices on everything. . But a 125?!

And crashed one as well. They were full fairing Originally.


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2858261816.htm?rsqid=8b4c5012f9eb41e5b6d222773b46a 41e-004

[F5 Dave]

Ok, this is a niche market.:blink:

But worth a view purely for the pictures.


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2872889399.htm?rsqid=8b4c5012f9eb41e5b6d222773b46a 41e-004

[pritch]

Ok, this is a niche market.:blink:

But worth a view purely for the pictures.


It was. When I had a dog I thought briefly (very) of a sidecar float. A trailer never crossed my mind.

[F5 Dave]

Good on him for doing what he wanted and to share it with his dogs. A shame health has to strip it away.

But you have to accept that you might never sell such a thing. The bike will be easy to move.

[Racing Dave]

It was. When I had a dog I thought briefly (very) of a sidecar float. A trailer never crossed my mind.

My brother has one in Australia.

[RDJ]

Ok, this is a niche market.:blink:

But worth a view purely for the pictures.


https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2872889399.htm?rsqid=8b4c5012f9eb41e5b6d222773b46a 41e-004

You are right. Worth a look! Those dogs look happy, too. I hope he makes the sale.

(Hopefully Bonez will not be along to castigate the poor chap for getting ill).

[HenryDorsetCase]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/electronics-photography/dvd-bluray-players/other/listing-2869319077.htm?rsqid=973bbae8951b4e89a3dbfe2783789 0c5-001


Hi, buy my two-generations-dead technology. Please also pay a premium. Note I am not in a hurry to sell because I am the brother of the guy with the purple Kawasaki H2 and with the same level of people skills too.

Wonder if he has a Beta player too?

[Jeeper]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/electronics-photography/dvd-bluray-players/other/listing-2869319077.htm?rsqid=973bbae8951b4e89a3dbfe2783789 0c5-001


Hi, buy my two-generations-dead technology. Please also pay a premium. Note I am not in a hurry to sell because I am the brother of the guy with the purple Kawasaki H2 and with the same level of people skills too.

Wonder if he has a Beta player too?I haven't seen a laserdisc since the mid 90s. Brings back memories though (of cracking a few by accident).

Sent from my SM-N986B using Tapatalk

[F5 Dave]

Nice find HDC. I've met a few people who are just rooted so deeply in the past they can't see rational thought. One was a Tech scrap dealer. They held an intervention when it got to a few warehouse areas of unsaleable crap.

[Vinz0r]

83hp out of an NC29 with only filter, rejet, and exhaust? Optimistic seller and an optimistic dyno.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/2876387575

[husaberg]

83hp out of an NC29 with only filter, rejet, and exhaust? Optimistic seller and an optimistic dyno.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/2876387575

lol............

paperwork & dyno tuning data has since been misplaced

[Drew]

83hp out of an NC29 with only filter, rejet, and exhaust? Optimistic seller and an optimistic dyno.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/2876387575

Inlet cam was profiled too. If it was all done well, 83 isn't impossible.

[husaberg]

Inlet cam was profiled too. If it was all done well, 83 isn't impossible.

Scaled to a 750 that is 155HP at the rear wheel. Or at 1000cc its 207.5 HP
considering the works superbikes of that era were around mid 140's.
i think the dyno is very optimistic mids 80s would need a big bore kit to get that as those CBR's didn't have a shim able gear drive you cant deck the head to get comp.
i have a step by step tuning guide fo those motors somewhere. to get over the 70s was not that easy

[Drew]

Scaled to a 750 that is 155HP at the rear wheel. Or at 1000cc its 207.5 HP
considering the works superbikes of that era were around mid 140's.
i think the dyno is very optimistic mids 80s would need a big bore kit to get that as those CBR's didn't have a shim able gear drive you cant deck the head to get comp.
i have a step by step tuning guide fo those motors somewhere. to get over the 70s was not that easy

Mmmkay, I'll admit my error.

[ojyamaha]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/2883223294

Your man the 26k kawasaki owner is first in at 20k

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[YellowDog]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/2883223294

Your man the 26k kawasaki owner is first in at 20k

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Looks like a fine example of a classic. A rare find indeed :niceone:

[Drew]

Look at this fucken walker.

[F5 Dave]

I learnt to ride on one of th. . . Well, it didn't look like that. How much???

[jim.cox]

Two shades of '80s beige (or shit brown - you decide) (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/listing/2887386888)

Plus matching helmets :(

[F5 Dave]

Actual GASP!

Those helmets! Yew it's all repulsive.

Didn't know there was such a thing as genuine MasseyFergeson sidecar.

[F5 Dave]

8and a half for this?

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/honda/listing/2885301733


And no sir. That is not 'nearly finished '


Oh God reading spiel

Regt on hold so no need to vin or reregister


Um yeah, but you will need an LVV to make it legal and get it through a WOF.

Busa forks. Yeah, they might need a slight respring and valve to make them suitable for a twin cylinder 500. Just saying.:weird:

[Drew]

8and a half for this?

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/honda/listing/2885301733


And no sir. That is not 'nearly finished '


Oh God reading spiel

Regt on hold so no need to vin or reregister


Um yeah, but you will need an LVV to make it legal and get it through a WOF.

Busa forks. Yeah, they might need a slight respring and valve to make them suitable for a twin cylinder 500. Just saying.:weird:

I quite like the bike. Not too sure about the swing arm modification to fit that tyre.

CX prolly weighs about the same as a Busa, so not concerned about the forks.

The dash is $38 on Alliexpress. It's the same as i put on the Covid bike.

Legal it should be worth about $5k I'd have thought. $1500 as it sits now.

[F5 Dave]

Wet weight of a Bus is about 270kg the internet sez and I'd suggest it is quite high up and far forward. They are big girls.

Edit: CX228kg wet. Jesus what were they feeding it? Still hes probably taken a bit off it and the have fat bums.

[Drew]

Wet weight of a Bus is about 270kg the internet sez and I'd suggest it is quite high up and far forward. They are big girls.

Edit: CX228kg wet. Jesus what were they feeding it? Still hes probably taken a bit off it and the have fat bums.
Surprised at 228kg. The CX400 motor in the shed feels like it weighs that much by itself.

[F5 Dave]

Ever tried to move an RX7 motor? I dont know much about cars but it seemed excessive for the size of it. Maybe it had a bunch of iron castings. Was glad just not to be touching it after helping to move it like 4 ft.

[pritch]

Actual GASP!

Those helmets! Yew it's all repulsive.

Didn't know there was such a thing as genuine MasseyFergeson sidecar.

My late lamented springer spaniel would've enjoyed a ride in that I'm sure.

[F5 Dave]

I imagine any dog would think it was Christmas.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Two shades of '80s beige (or shit brown - you decide) (https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/listing/2887386888)

Plus matching helmets :(

If it came with the wee Austin A30 (?) parked on the street for that money...... you could just park the Crapalcade somewhere with the keys in and happily putter away in the Austin

[HenryDorsetCase]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/listing/2892513316?bof=EnGIP3iw

Not sure if this counts as optimistic or not. I mean, its (parts of) a Vincent. "Only" a Comet. Actually its an engine (requires some assembly) and two old rims.

But an Egli-Vincent Comet might be nice

https://egli-vincent.net/2018/08/31/egli-vincent-500-comet-for-sale/

Plus I have a good rolling chassis from a Honda NC30 which would piss off some purists.....

[husaberg]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/listing/2892513316?bof=EnGIP3iw

Not sure if this counts as optimistic or not. I mean, its (parts of) a Vincent. "Only" a Comet. Actually its an engine (requires some assembly) and two old rims.

But an Egli-Vincent Comet might be nice

https://egli-vincent.net/2018/08/31/egli-vincent-500-comet-for-sale/

Plus I have a good rolling chassis from a Honda NC30 which would piss off some purists.....

Grey flash
https://editorial.pxcrush.net/bikesales/general/editorial/ge5376591727762473261.jpg?width=1024&height=683

Although for that price you would be likely better putting the money to building a twin engine from new.

https://amcn.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/DS32242.jpg
Those Aussie's are building them about 1600cc now 187HP at the rear wheel.
https://amcn.com.au/editorial/10829/

[HenryDorsetCase]

Although for that price you would be likely better putting the money to building a twin engine from new.

https://amcn.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/DS32242.jpg
Those Aussie's are building them about 1600cc now 187HP at the rear wheel.
https://amcn.com.au/editorial/10829/

that would be a $200k motorbike though right?

[pritch]

Saw a Vincent similar to that destroyed at Phillip Island. It was a sad sight, but I consolled myself with the thought that a bike like that is not really destroyed. It will be rebuilt.

[husaberg]

that would be a $200k motorbike though right?

More than likely for this one yes.
but the base ones were more affordable considering they were new and of course considerably better than new ones.
paying 10G for less than an engine will work out pretty spendy.
Here are the guys that build them they build air starters for underground equipment
http://www.khequipment.com.au/
http://www.khequipment.com.au/about-us.asp
https://www.facebook.com/IrvingVincentMotorcycles/

[pete376403]

would be good to see the KBH and the Britten side by side, if the Britten could have benefitted from development in the intervening years

[Kickaha]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/honda/listing/2896984804?bof=Az9XaKsc

[Drew]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/honda/listing/2896984804?bof=Az9XaKsc

Good lord, that is fucking hideous. Lot of time in it though.

[F5 Dave]

First involuntary words

"Ohmygod-ohmygod-ohmygod"


So I show the wife and she says, oh that's cute.

Oh well. I suppose I wouldn't be married if she had good taste.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I genuinely like it. The guy does good work too. There is easy $7k of refinishing and paint and panel in it

[pritch]

I genuinely like it. The guy does good work too. There is easy $7k of refinishing and paint and panel in it

At $7,000 though it's not for sale. Be interesting to see what it does go for - if it goes. It closes 10.00PM tonight. 245 people watching.

[husaberg]

That has been on here before or maybe the kawa 4 they did as well, someone linked an online mag that had covered their builds.
Not my cup of tea but I guess priced as to cover the costs of doing it.....

https://www.pipeburn.com/1974-honda-cb350-the-red-rocker/
edit it was a kawa twin
https://scontent.fwlg2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11700930_836236983119136_3067429370938194383_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=1npUOSoKcGMAX_ZKVof&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg2-1.fna&oh=920d9331a2348cdb6c4e7801a3411fb6&oe=600498B5

For Dave
https://www.pipeburn.com/suzuki-a100-racer/
https://www.pipeburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/13_12_2018_GDZH_Suzuki_A100_Racer_Custom_Pipeburn_ 02.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

I very nearly bought a GS550 custom he did a few years back.

[husaberg]

Haha Haha

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2447837780.htm?rsqid=2f890ebb377d40d8a4e89c5804be6 0c4-002


I very nearly bought a GS550 custom he did a few years back.

i had a feeling you were in the mix the last time one of their bikes were posted.



There are a couple of those Pacific Moto bikes for sale currently: that and the KZ750.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2434028871.htm?rsqid=b93683d298274d5a8e7f172f1906f fc4-001

It surprises me that someone would go to the time, trouble, and considerable expense of having someone build a custom bike then sell it immediately they take possession (I know I'm not really the one to point fingers in that regard....) but still. I suppose people do it with expensive Ducatis or Hardly Ablesons all the time. And maybe they get their custom bike then realise "Well dang it, I am still on a tarted up old thing and I miss my ABS and ESA and IMU" or whatever.

[george formby]

This popped up on the TDM forum in the UK.

GT 750 / TDM = TDR 750? (https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/632317814315258/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined)

It's a link to Facebook market place in the UK, so some may not wish, or be able, to view.

Personally, I would like to see one with a Banshee motor.

[F5 Dave]

There have been several TDR with bigbore RZ engines. Banshees are nothing special. The aftermarket stuff that is made for them is.

[george formby]

There have been several TDR with bigbore RZ engines. Banshees are nothing special. The aftermarket stuff that is made for them is.

Yup, I've yet to see one in a TDM frame, though.

The bike in my post looks a tad chunky for my aesthetic.

[F5 Dave]

CMM mag did one couple of years ago. Kinda considered redoing mine in TDR format but heck need to just finish as roadbike. Maybe this summer. . . 5k for kit.

[F5 Dave]

What to do when you have the proportions all wrong?
(Tank, seat, sidecover. None of it match, it's a styling disaster)

I know! Paint it white.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2910626376.htm?rsqid=59bee33d5c8f4a52b882ee1e0733b 01f-003

[husaberg]

What to do when you have the proportions all wrong?
(Tank, seat, sidecover. None of it match, it's a styling disaster)

I know! Paint it white.

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-2910626376.htm?rsqid=59bee33d5c8f4a52b882ee1e0733b 01f-003

its like the front is either too hgh or the rear is to low
if it started with a CBX750F (which assume it did) being a single shock he actually taken the only decent look part off it (the front guard, same as a VF750F)
the Hump looks the correct height but wrong shape for the angular tank more a CB750 early four shape.
There is an odd gap in front of the tank which might have been covered by the fairing.
the CBX750F were not pretty but they were highly underrated sports bikes.
https://crocomoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Honda-CBX-750-F-1985-photo.jpg

if anyone has a CBX front guard or a VF750f one .......

[F5 Dave]

Yeah a mate had one new. Look ok with the fairing, but that tank needs it. Without(fairing) that 16" wheel looks lost. Just all the proportions are fucked, subframe showing, seat too short, just very badly done.

[husaberg]

Yeah a mate had one new. Look ok with the fairing, but that tank needs it. Without(fairing) that 16" wheel looks lost. Just all the proportions are fucked, subframe showing, just very badly done.

That pic I have posted has them missing but the X came with faux bellmouths as std.
https://mcn-images.bauersecure.com/upload/286133/images/615x405/Honda-CBX750.jpg

looks like you can bolt in decent size wheels without mods
CBR6 front and CBR9 rear
http://www.fj1200.info/CBXmods.html

more as per the era a clean restomod
https://www.bikebound.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Honda-CBX750-Cafe-Racer-3.jpg

This is the Moroiwaki racebike based on the CBX750F that nearly embarrassed Honda by beating the works V4's
https://raresportbikesforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mori-right-600x450.jpg

[F5 Dave]

Wheels would be better retained in their original chassis to be fair.

Moroiwaki one is 80s endurance porn though!