Optimistic sellers

[Banditbandit]

My Mum was 4 years old... :baby:

Is she single and cute ?

[Erelyes]

What the flying fuck is a $1 res bike doing in optimistic sellers?

[Banditbandit]

Sometimes a piece of shit is not worth $1. (But then there is the scrap metal value ...)

[Drew]

What the flying fuck is a $1 res bike doing in optimistic sellers?It was an example illustrating the reason some people are optimistic. Perhaps I should have been more clear, but it's my brother selling the bike and I wanted to get some reaction.


Sometimes a piece of shit is not worth $1. (But then there is the scrap metal value ...)
The bike is a fucken gem.

[sidecar bob]

It was an example illustrating the reason some people are optimistic. Perhaps I should have been more clear, but it's my brother selling the bike and I wanted to get some reaction.


The bike is a fucken gem.

Is that Al Denovan having a bid on it? Or another Alan from Wellington that's into bikes?

[Drew]

Is that Al Denovan having a bid on it? Or another Alan from Wellington that's into bikes?

Yeah mate, that's him. Think it's passed what he was prepared to pay now.

[Grumph]

Our local Yamaha guy is awesome, I dont think I've ever had to wait more than 7-10 days for anything I have ordered and that's only if it's ex Japan otherwise no more than a day if local or 4-5 days ex Oz and that's stuff for 30 year old shitters

Your local yamaha parts man has been in the business for longer than 5 minutes - and was trained by the best yam parts man there's been in NZ.

Bob knows he can't lose him, LOL.....

[yevjenko]

Who is that masked man. He's dreamy.

Try this. For a kit project bike, this is more just a collection of manky parts

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1038012361.htm
He sold it for 4k though

[F5 Dave]

...


(Link to BSA)

And worth 10grand when it's finished


...
Exactly, thanks, there's a lot more than ten G finding the parts and still having a bitza. Nice looking bike and low miles.

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1038559895.htm

Some of these model bikes fetch very good money. Hardly surprising that people put silly buy now prices on some auctions.

I love the drum brake front end. And lets be honest the discs on them are a bit average so probably the same stopping power

[HenryDorsetCase]

5g for a bike 18 year old Yamaha single and was just a commuter model at that. Drum brakes, kick start only, and still need tiding up?. No wonder Yamaha only made it for two years. Good luck to him tho', I wouldn't pay that. I have gotten past seeing just the 'cool' look.

Um, yamaha have been making that motor since (waht, 1976? and the SR500 was released in 1978, and is still in production today.

They imported them here for only a few years sure, but they are immensely popular in Japan, Germany and Scandinavia (source latest Motorcycle Trader mag which has a feature-ette on them: read while pooping this very morning).

[HenryDorsetCase]

My Mum was 4 years old... :baby:

about my age then.....

[yevjenko]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1038559895.htm

Some of these model bikes fetch very good money. Hardly surprising that people put silly buy now prices on some auctions.
another one that thinks if he changes the exhaust it's still lams approved

[Erelyes]

It was an example illustrating the reason some people are optimistic. Perhaps I should have been more clear, but it's my brother selling the bike and I wanted to get some reaction.


The bike is a fucken gem.

My bad. Carry on. :niceone:

[wind_glider]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1035518097.htm

$20k for an 11 year old bike... I don't know man.

That 240 rear wheel...good luck turning that fucker around the corner.

Also, have fun riding in that position with your arms stretched out like a bloody monkey for more than 60 minutes.

Someone tell me why these things are worth that much?

[Drew]

My bad. Carry on. :niceone:

Only went for five and a half K in the end.

[Scubbo]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/dual-purpose/auction-1041709481.htm

[OddDuck]

How's this?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1043079607.htm

[F5 Dave]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1035518097.htm

$20k for an 11 year old bike... I don't know man.

That 240 rear wheel...good luck turning that fucker around the corner.

Also, have fun riding in that position with your arms stretched out like a bloody monkey for more than 60 minutes.

Someone tell me why these things are worth that much?
It just looks ugly, apart from being a trinket rather than a motorbike. You could pass a child through the gap between the engine and the headstock.

[F5 Dave]

How's this?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1043079607.htm
Yeah that's right up there. What were the sports new? PS buddy. Take a step back with the camera, or trouble yourself to roll it out of the garage.

[Daffyd]

Maybe he can't. The wheels might be seized.

[Banditbandit]

The bike is a fucken gem.

Probably is - I wasn't replying in that specific context - more a general observation ..


How's this?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1043079607.htm

Yes - overly optimistic

[Banditbandit]

Someone tell me why these things are worth that much?

Too many drugs ... lots of money from selling ... and no sense from smoking the product ..

[pritch]

They imported them here for only a few years sure, but they are immensely popular in Japan, Germany and Scandinavia (source latest Motorcycle Trader mag which has a feature-ette on them: read while pooping this very morning).

Just a tad too much information.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Just a tad too much information.

it was the bit about Scandinavia that sealed it right?

[Autech]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1035518097.htm
That 240 rear wheel...good luck turning that fucker around the corner.


I rode a Diavel for month in Canada which has a 240 rear. Wasnt too bad to be honest but def hard in low speed stuff. But thats an entirely different bike of course.


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[AllanB]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/1044036976


If it is a 'show winner' strikes me as a reasonable price.

I remember them coming out (carb tuning issues aside) there was a lot of publicity about the model. Collectible? Must be getting rare now for a good one?

[Grumph]

If it is a 'show winner' strikes me as a reasonable price.

I remember them coming out (carb tuning issues aside) there was a lot of publicity about the model. Collectible? Must be getting rare now for a good one?

Only collectible cos so many of the few sold here became parts donors. Not popular new, took I think, 3 iterations before they got the handling right.
Only really desirable to complete a collection IMO.

[Banditbandit]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/1044036976


If it is a 'show winner' strikes me as a reasonable price.

I remember them coming out (carb tuning issues aside) there was a lot of publicity about the model. Collectible? Must be getting rare now for a good one?


GRAB YOURSELF A BARGIN!
Please phone my husband on 021847751 for further info.


:rofl: :laugh: :rofl:

I wonder if husband knows the bike is on trademe ??

[5150]

:rofl: :laugh: :rofl:

I wonder if husband knows the bike is on trademe ??

Ring and find out :lol:

[Autech]

:rofl: :laugh: :rofl:

I wonder if husband knows the bike is on trademe ??

Poor bastard! I think we should go take his balls off his mrs and return them to him.


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[awa355]

I can't believe that someone has not snatched this bargain up !!!

I would love to hit the 'no reserve' bid button right now, but I have got to mow the lawns. :killingme:killingme

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1037956522

[Racing Dave]

I can't believe that someone has not snatched this bargain up !!!

I would love to hit the 'no reserve' bid button right now, but I have got to mow the lawns. :killingme:killingme

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1037956522

On the bright side... Nope, there's no bright side to this clunker.

[WNJ]

On the bright side... Nope, there's no bright side to this clunker.

This will be a 10 k bobber soon with exhaust wrap :laugh:

[Berries]

Is that ad suffering from too many zeros as well?

[Autech]

Holy shit batman!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1039879202.htm




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[Scubbo]

fkn awesome! half a bike for 3k lelele:Punk:

[Autech]

Considering you pay 3500 for a registered, warranted and assembled vfr, with the 1991 goodies on board.


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[F5 Dave]

You guys are doing great thank you. And Hi Racing Dave.

[RGVforme]

You guys are doing great thank you. And Hi Racing Dave.

Awhhh always good to see a bit of blossoming online bromance on KB......:love:

[wind_glider]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1046179768.htm

this bike's starting bid is $22,000... with some cracks here and there.

wait... read that again guys... 33 year old bike for $22,000 STARTING BID... not asking price.

$22k... can net you most bikes now a days with latest electronics, suspension... and well, everything...

$22k... fuck me

[Ender EnZed]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1046179768.htm

this bike's starting bid is $22,000... with some cracks here and there.

wait... read that again guys... 33 year old bike for $22,000 STARTING BID... not asking price.

$22k... can net you most bikes now a days with latest electronics, suspension... and well, everything...

$22k... fuck me

Cool bike.

I have no idea what it's actually worth but $22k doesn't seem too outrageous. It's not like you'd be buying it for the suspension and electronics.

[Drew]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1046179768.htm

this bike's starting bid is $22,000... with some cracks here and there.

wait... read that again guys... 33 year old bike for $22,000 STARTING BID... not asking price.

$22k... can net you most bikes now a days with latest electronics, suspension... and well, everything...

$22k... fuck me
Fucken choice bike. Doubt it's insanely over priced, if at all.

[trufflebutter]

All price tags have a degree of optimism, shock horror, yes even motorbikes.

[pritch]

$22k... fuck me

There was a new one of those for sale in town here for years. After the dealer retired the bike was still for sale but every so often the price went up.
As far as I know it's still for sale, but it would probably make that $22,000 look like a bargain.

[Autech]

All price tags have a degree of optimism, shock horror, yes even motorbikes.

That's is why we have this thread :banana:

[jasonu]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1046179768.htm

this bike's starting bid is $22,000... with some cracks here and there.

wait... read that again guys... 33 year old bike for $22,000 STARTING BID... not asking price.

$22k... can net you most bikes now a days with latest electronics, suspension... and well, everything...

$22k... fuck me

That's about what I thought they are worth. Shame it has a gay exhaust.

[Big Dog]

That's about what I thought they are worth. Shame it has a gay exhaust.

What were you planning to do with that exhaust that it's sexuality matters?

[Laava]

What were you planning to do with that exhaust that it's sexuality matters?

Haha! Hope he doesn't get pulled over by the homosexual police car!
Hmmmm, hmmmm, Hmmmm, hmmmm, my what a big pipe you have!

[husaberg]

Haha! Hope he doesn't get pulled over by the homosexual police car!
Hmmmm, hmmmm, Hmmmm, hmmmm, my what a big pipe you have!

http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db1472-cop-car-pile-up.jpg

[5150]

That's about what I thought they are worth. Shame it has a gay exhaust.

Gay exhaust? What about rest of the bike. It's a Honda after all. They ment to be gay...:laugh:

[awa355]

Well, the seat looks full size.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1024499200.htm

[jellywrestler]

Fucken choice bike. Doubt it's insanely over priced, if at all.

not a new zealand new model so you'd have to want one pretty bad and someone elsze want one pretty bad for that coin

[pritch]

not a new zealand new model

Eh? The local Honda dealer had two IIRC. Memory suggests the model was raced in production racing too, but the memory ain't what it was. If it ever was.
But I definitely remember lusting after one that was on the floor in the showroom.

[Mike.Gayner]

Do you suppose this guy is aware of the price of a new one?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047570615.htm

Versus brand new

http://motocity.co.nz/motorcycles/new-bikes/suzuki-gsx-r600

[Katman]

Eh? The local Honda dealer had two IIRC. Memory suggests the model was raced in production racing too, but the memory ain't what it was. If it ever was.
But I definitely remember lusting after one that was on the floor in the showroom.

There would have been a number of RB and RC models brought into New Zealand but I'm not so sure about the RD model.

(There were only a few minor changes between the RC and RD).

[sidecar bob]

Do you suppose this guy is aware of the price of a new one?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047570615.htm

Versus brand new

http://motocity.co.nz/motorcycles/new-bikes/suzuki-gsx-r600

Shame really, he looks so comfortable on it too!

[wind_glider]

Do you suppose this guy is aware of the price of a new one?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047570615.htm

Versus brand new

http://motocity.co.nz/motorcycles/new-bikes/suzuki-gsx-r600

I was going to post this on here... but you beat me to it :)

His bike is not worth that much... as you've already pointed.

Also, note this one with the better colour scheme in my opinion with only 1000kms on her.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047480630.htm

[roogazza]

Eh? The local Honda dealer had two IIRC. Memory suggests the model was raced in production racing too, but the memory ain't what it was. If it ever was.
But I definitely remember lusting after one that was on the floor in the showroom.

320244
Here's a mate (pete stark) going back a bit, on something similar.Always looked immac old pete.
I think Bill Biber rode one at some stage as well?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Where do I sign??

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=1047208706

[5150]

Where do I sign??

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=1047208706

The only thing I don't like about it are the rims.... Rest I can live with

[5150]

Never mind the price. Would you want to be seen on this? :crazy::sick:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1041115752.htm

[OddDuck]

Never mind the price. Would you want to be seen on this? :crazy::sick:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1041115752.htm

What happens when designers read too much manga!!

SOmething about the way they've done the font for "750SR"... I don't know what it is but every time I glance at it, it seems to read "TOSSER"

[TheDemonLord]

What happens when designers read too much manga!!

SOmething about the way they've done the font for "750SR"... I don't know what it is but every time I glance at it, it seems to read "TOSSER"

I like Manga - and I quite like the look of that bike.

Eye of the Beholder and all that.

[jellywrestler]

Eh? The local Honda dealer had two IIRC. Memory suggests the model was raced in production racing too, but the memory ain't what it was. If it ever was.
But I definitely remember lusting after one that was on the floor in the showroom.

the RB's were a landmark bike here but i'm sure they never sold the RC's or D's here.
i had an RB, the only bike i regret selling over my lifetime

[yevjenko]

I like Manga - and I quite like the look of that bike.

Eye of the Beholder and all that.
I line manga but that is fuckin hideous from all angles. Especially the taking a crap taillight

[Katman]

I like Manga - and I quite like the look of that bike.

Eye of the Beholder and all that.

:facepalm:

[wind_glider]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1047566306.htm

Hey can I have $55,000 for this Harley?

[Crasherfromwayback]

[QUOTE=TheDemonLord;1130954039]I like Manga - and I quite like the look of that bike.

/QUOTE]

Try spec savers.

[Crasherfromwayback]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1047566306.htm

Hey can I have $55,000 for this Harley?

I always love ads with *No dreamers*, when the dreamer is the cat selling it.

[Autech]

Where do I sign??

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=1047208706

Your loonie bin admittance form?


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[Banditbandit]

Do you suppose this guy is aware of the price of a new one?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047570615.htm

Versus brand new

http://motocity.co.nz/motorcycles/new-bikes/suzuki-gsx-r600

But but .. the second hand one has:


Wheel strips
Tank pad
Yoshimura muffler
K&N race air filter
SNZ NGK spark plugs
Yoshimura tail tidy

That's got to add more than a grand to the price doesn't it .. doesn't it ??

Naaa bro ...

[Banditbandit]

I always love ads with *No dreamers*, when the dreamer is the cat selling it.

Yeah 55grand for a machine that turns fossil fuel into noise with no side effect of power is OTT

[swarfie]

the RB's were a landmark bike here but i'm sure they never sold the RC's or D's here.
i had an RB, the only bike i regret selling over my lifetime

Every time you post that photo Spyda I want to gouge my eyes out:wacko:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Your loonie bin admittance form?




Nah. I've been on day leave for years now...

[jasonu]

the RB's were a landmark bike here but i'm sure they never sold the RC's or D's here.
i had an RB, the only bike i regret selling over my lifetime

Cold Kiwi?

[sidecar bob]

Where do I sign??

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=1047208706

"Real head turner" but not for the same reason a Lamborghini is a head turner.

[Autech]

"Real head turner" but not for the same reason a Lamborghini is a head turner.

I wonder if his Mrs is a real head turner too?


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[Banditbandit]

I wonder if his Mrs is a real head turner too?


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Like this ???

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ymN07p_-CGA/hqdefault.jpg

[jellywrestler]

Every time you post that photo Spyda I want to gouge my eyes out:wacko:

you're just lucky I don't have a re-shoot after thirty years of adding to my figure....

[jellywrestler]

Cold Kiwi?

yip, 1987....

[F5 Dave]

That was one of my first kiwis. Surprised I came back after the emotional scaring of seeing that.

+1 on that manga bike. I've seen those in mags. Must be French to be that hideous.


That CB, shitter $400 bike devalued to zero. Will pass WOF with flying colours. More like the WOF guy will pass flying expletives.

Take some bits off, paint the rims with the tyres on, runs like shit, don't bother regoing it.
. . . And yet some weirdos are enquiring?!??

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1048189520&permanent=0

So I sinned a lot in a previous life to be looking at this. Its penance.

Could the FCR be tuned to be usable on a street bike or do I chuck it in a drawer and go looking for a Mikuni?

[husaberg]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1048189520&permanent=0

So I sinned a lot in a previous life to be looking at this. Its penance.

Could the FCR be tuned to be usable on a street bike or do I chuck it in a drawer and go looking for a Mikuni?

Keihin FCR carbs are eminently streetable, in fact they are likely better than all available Mikunis.
They are pretty much the pointy end of carb development. which is why all the major brands fitted them. (even though they are owned by Honda)
Sudco will sell you a pre-jetted one for pretty much anything.

[F5 Dave]

My 750sp came with them std. Tps helping I guess. Sweet as if you weren't a muller. Better than most fuel injection I've ridden.

[OddDuck]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1048189520&permanent=0

So I sinned a lot in a previous life to be looking at this. Its penance.

Could the FCR be tuned to be usable on a street bike or do I chuck it in a drawer and go looking for a Mikuni?

FCR's are awesome, I have them on the Ducati and they transformed the bike. Put pod filters on and get a jet kit, do some work with dyno / gas analyser / read spark plug and you're away.

[Mike.Gayner]

Don't tell this guy:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1043763318.htm

About this:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1048637280.htm

[Autech]

Don't tell this guy:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1043763318.htm

About this:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1048637280.htm

That spelling though...


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[The End]

Don't tell this guy:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1043763318.htm

About this:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1048637280.htm

"Exsample"

"Power carmander"

"Tunned"

[Drew]

"Exsample"That's a pic of his last misses.

"Tunned"That's like 'tubbed', but for bikes.

[Black Knight]

The guys a dealer as well-if I owned the business he would not be coming to work Monday.

[sugilite]

The guys a dealer as well-if I owned the business he would not be coming to work Monday.

He is probably having a "suckie" and won't be at work Monday anyway.

[Rcktfsh]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1046482060

Not badly priced though I'd take the kms with a grain of salt. Intrigued by his comment "I am NOT INTERESTED IN CASH, there is too much funny money going around" .

[Berries]

Motoxtxreme Kawasaki
Dunedin's Only Authorized Kawasaki Dealer
Well they spelt Kawasaki right.



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1046482060

Not badly priced though I'd take the kms with a grain of salt. Intrigued by his comment "I am NOT INTERESTED IN CASH, there is too much funny money going around" .
That has been on TM for a while. I was looking for a TRX for project and that was one that often popped up.

[Mike.Gayner]

That TRX would be a great project....if it were around $2k cheaper. $5k is what I would pay for one in great shape, not something that has been half-assed repaired from an unknown crash.

[Drew]

That TRX would be a great project....if it were around $2k cheaper. $5k is what I would pay for one in great shape, not something that has been half-assed repaired from an unknown crash.
On a TRX it just as likely got a re spray for the original paint being faded to fuck.

Never seen a red framed one though.

[awa355]

If you lot think there are some optimistic sellers in the motorbikes, have a look at people selling digital cameras. I have been following the cameras for some time.

Q: How old is the camera?"
A: I bought it 3 years ago". Camera is a 4mp dslr (mid level) from 2003. and has a buy now of $1250.

[Banditbandit]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1046482060
"I am NOT INTERESTED IN CASH, there is too much funny money going around" .

Prolly means 'I'll take the other green .."

[Banditbandit]

30grand ??? You just have to be kidding me ...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1046037242.htm

http://trademe.tmcdn.co.nz/photoserver/full/458166970.jpg

[Drew]

30grand ??? You just have to be kidding me ...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1046037242.htm

]
Meant to be $3000, if ya read to the end of the blurb.

Still overpriced for one of those heaps of shit.

[pritch]

Meant to be $3000, if ya read to the end of the blurb.



Exactly. To be fair though I did burst out laughing when I opened the page.

[HenryDorsetCase]

the best buy on tardme presently is that Bimota BB1 for $7500

[ruaphu]

Prolly means 'I'll take the other green .."

What? 5000grams of it :)


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[5150]

This has got to be a winner. And one of our own too :killingme

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/178149-VF750f

[wind_glider]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1055029886.htm

are R1's really worth that much now a days? if so then i'm good thanks....

closing in on 50,000kms.... 2008 model.... the heck is that custom paint on the front as well as the back? probably means you can change wind shields without the red paint looking out of place on the front panels/headlight area afterwards...

starting bid $13,500 with a reserve that's higher than that?...

is the NZD so worthless now a days? woah

[F5 Dave]

No chance I would have thought.

Looks great in white. Looks JFH (I'll let you work that out) with that bogan airbrushing.

There's quite a few on wanting strong prices.

But you missed this one.


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047674401.htm

[TheDemonLord]

No chance I would have thought.

Looks great in white. Looks JFH (I'll let you work that out) with that bogan airbrushing.

There's quite a few on wanting strong prices.

But you missed this one.


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047674401.htm

Does that bike come with a Kilo of Cocaine or something? even then it would be a steep deal....

[Drew]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1055029886.htm

are R1's really worth that much now a days? if so then i'm good thanks....

closing in on 50,000kms.... 2008 model.... the heck is that custom paint on the front as well as the back? probably means you can change wind shields without the red paint looking out of place on the front panels/headlight area afterwards...

starting bid $13,500 with a reserve that's higher than that?...

is the NZD so worthless now a days? woah

No reserve according to the auction. But it's not worth that anyway.

[F5 Dave]

Does that bike come with a Kilo of Cocaine or something? even then it would be a steep deal....
I think you'd need to injest the cocaine first to think it was a good deal.

[Virago]

No chance I would have thought.

Looks great in white. Looks JFH (I'll let you work that out) with that bogan airbrushing.

There's quite a few on wanting strong prices.

But you missed this one.


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1047674401.htm

He's sold it and has boosted the TradeMe price to avoid TM fees.

[HenryDorsetCase]

He's sold it and has boosted the TradeMe price to avoid TM fees.

Huh. Never thought of that.

[Corse1]

This one is a tad overpriced I think
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1056177071.htm

[yevjenko]

This one is a tad overpriced I think
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1056177071.htm
That's the factory with all the fancy suspension bits, but it's not with 15. One sold two months ago for 10!

[EJK]

Huh. Never thought of that.

TM does a regular check-ups and sends you an email/ warning for putting up such auction.

[Corse1]

That's the factory with all the fancy suspension bits, but it's not with 15. One sold two months ago for 10!

I could have bought one for 9k same year, same mileage and a factory a couple of months ago but after confirming price with the seller I couldn't get down South to view. Ended up settling on a 2007 RSVR Factory for 8k last month. 08 Tuono has gold wheels 07 has blue so he is a year out on manufacture date.

[pritch]

TM does a regular check-ups and sends you an email/ warning for putting up such auction.

And you know this how? :sherlock:

[Mike.Gayner]

Everyone point and laugh at this dick head.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-1054274083.htm

[Autech]

Everyone point and laugh at this dick head.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-1054274083.htm

What a bell end...




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[Banditbandit]

Everyone point and laugh at this dick head.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-1054274083.htm

He's a used car salesman all right ..

[Autech]

Why buy a brand new legal LAMS bike when you can have my modified no longer LAMS legal, barely ridden 2 year old bike for the same money.

Bell
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[Erelyes]

Ohai, I spent $$$$ on overpriced farkles for a learner bike, and I egg specked my money back k? :weird:

[Autech]

Ohai, I spent $$$$ on overpriced farkles for a learner bike, and I egg specked my money back k? :weird:

You do wonder why he bought the paddock stand also. Guessing it was for the looks rather than to do his own work on it


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[sil3nt]

Everyone point and laugh at this dick head.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-1054274083.htm
Seems reasonable to me. Only $500 more than new with some pretty cool parts on it. Desperately needs a tail tidy though. If you offered him $10,500 he would be silly to not accept it. But then again why would you spend that sort of money on a LAMs bike.

[Autech]

Seems reasonable to me. Only $500 more than new with some pretty cool parts on it. Desperately needs a tail tidy though. If you offered him $10,500 he would be silly to not accept it. But then again why would you spend that sort of money on a LAMs bike.

But it is no longer LAMS...


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[TheDemonLord]

But it is no longer LAMS...


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To be fair, he does say:


I have all the original parts and if there is any concern whether the Yoshimura upgrade might affect the LAMs status of the bike, the OEM exhaust is available for those still on learners and restricted licences.


The rest of the upgrades are pretty much cosmetic only - I doubt anyone would seriously say that aftermarket Levers and Frame sliders alter the Power/Weight...

At a couple grand less though, this bike would be a Steal, where it is currently, a Tad overpriced maybe.

[pritch]

Everyone point and laugh at this dick head.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/tourers/auction-1054274083.htm

Except that generally in this country - and on KB - the mods that generate excitement tend to be cheap. This dude, a man of greater taste and discernment than most, has put some really classy items on his bike. It would seem though that he has made the mistake of thinking he can add the cost of his mods to the basic selling price of the bike. That doesn't work.

Better perhaps that he should strip all the nice bits and sell them separately then sell the bike as standard?

You can check what some of his accessories go for here: http://www.gillestooling.de/

[Mike.Gayner]

Better perhaps that he should strip all the nice bits and sell them separately then sell the bike as standard?

Better that he should take the farkles off, drop the price $2g, recover $500 on his fruity extras and accept that you can't sell a second hand bike for new bike money.

[Autech]

Better that he should take the farkles off, drop the price $2g, recover $500 on his fruity extras and accept that you can't sell a second hand bike for new bike money.

Better he should sell the bike and never buy another as bikes are for riding, not looking at.


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[Katman]

Some of you fuckwits are taking this thread way too seriously.

[sidecar bob]

Some of you fuckwits are taking this thread way too seriously.

Says 911 conspiracy theory thread guy.:facepalm:

[Katman]

Says 911 conspiracy theory thread guy.:facepalm:

Discussing the most pivotal event in recent world history is rather more important than wanking on about someone asking $1000 more for a bike than someone else thinks it's worth.

But then again, I probably shouldn't expect you to manage to figure that out.

[sidecar bob]

Discussing the most pivotal event in recent world history is rather more important than wanking on about someone asking $1000 more for a bike than someone else thinks it's worth.

But then again, I probably shouldn't expect you to manage to figure that out.

I wasn't being mean, just saying. There is a universally accepted of the version of events of 911, (which incidentally is becoming a very long time ago now) you guys just want it to be something far more interesting & exciting. I personally couldn't care less how it came about.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Except that generally in this country - and on KB - the mods that generate excitement tend to be cheap. This dude, a man of greater taste and discernment than most, has put some really classy items on his bike. It would seem though that he has made the mistake of thinking he can add the cost of his mods to the basic selling price of the bike. That doesn't work.

Better perhaps that he should strip all the nice bits and sell them separately then sell the bike as standard?

You can check what some of his accessories go for here: http://www.gillestooling.de/

I love the idea of some gilles rearsets on my biike. but the price......

[Katman]

....you guys just want it to be something far more interesting & exciting.

No, I just want to find out the truth and I don't think we've been told it yet.


I personally couldn't care less how it came about.

And you might not appreciate me saying it, but that speaks volumes about you.

[F5 Dave]

So are we all fuckwits? Or are you?

Let's take a vote.

Results in. Oh dear. 25 to 1. No, its you bud.

[Autech]

Discussing the most pivotal event in recent world history is rather more important than wanking on about someone asking $1000 more for a bike than someone else thinks it's worth.

But then again, I probably shouldn't expect you to manage to figure that out.

Have you even been to the memorial?

Oh and fuck off, we reserve the right to take the piss out of whomever we please, including you.


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[Mike.Gayner]

Can we please not wreck this thread with gay bickering again?

[F5 Dave]

A real man would have spelt gay with an h and an e. But he's right.

This is neat. But neither original enough nor modified enough to be worth 15 large.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056478085.htm

[Katman]

This is neat. But neither original enough nor modified enough to be worth 15 large.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056478085.htm

Here's an idea.....

Don't buy it then.

[sidecar bob]

And you might not appreciate me saying it, but that speaks volumes about you.

Yeah, that I'm getting on with my life & not sweating the stuff I can't change.
But how about this bloke, I don't care if Guy rode it, unless it comes with him as a personal servant, it doesn't make it worth a cent more.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1055577701.htm

[pritch]

Some of you fuckwits are taking this thread way too seriously.

Here's an idea.....

Don't read it then.

[Laava]

Can we please not wreck this thread with gay bickering again?

Is Katman gay...er, ghey?

[Drew]

And you might not appreciate me saying it, but that speaks volumes about you. I don't think so. A certain amount of apathy is a basic survival method for some of us. I get the mental and peak out with anxiety attacks. This is with the completely insignificant issues going on in my own tiny existence. If I started fully considering issues of global importance I'd probably eat a lead pill.


So are we all fuckwits? Or are you?

Let's take a vote.

Results in. Oh dear. 25 to 1. No, its you bud.Hats off to him, he has conviction and the fortitude to speak freely about it. Neither are traits this world has in abundance.

[F5 Dave]

Decimal place error.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1055112792.htm

[F5 Dave]

What makes a classic?
This has rarity. [√]
Fantastic condition [√]

But you couldn't really use it and it ain't that pretty.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1042894765.htm

I'd say less money would buy a YZ490 that many would go, Gee I wish I'd had one of those in my 20s. That's what seperates people from decent sums of money.

[F5 Dave]

Six and a half buys you

a) this sad pos
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1033033349.htm

or
b) this genuine classic (year earlier would be better as a collector but not as a rider)
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1032757555.htm

[Autech]

That H2 is nice. Late 80s early 90s truly was one of the best generations of bike design.


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[sidecar bob]

Decimal place error.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1055112792.htm

I shouldn't think so. It has some genuine Ichiban Moto modifications & would make a very stylish mount, but only if you live in Auckland.
Here's how the seat was made.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMRb9qLT-Q

[jellywrestler]

Yeah, that I'm getting on with my life & not sweating the stuff I can't change.
But how about this bloke, I don't care if Guy rode it, unless it comes with him as a personal servant, it doesn't make it worth a cent more.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1055577701.htm

whether he rode it or not has eff all relavance to the value, it did however hold a lap record at wanganui in it's class so has value in that respect

[jellywrestler]

Decimal place error.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1055112792.htm

not really, a vertical side mounting plate has $2k's worth of kudos, pity they haven't used exhaust wrapping tape, there would be another grand.

[Katman]

Hats off to him, he has conviction.

Dude, I was framed.

[Pumba]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1019234783.htm

Dont worry it is LAMS approved

[jasonu]

The guys a dealer as well-if I owned the business he would not be coming to work Monday.

Your punctuation and sentence structure are not exactly fault free.

[TheDemonLord]

Says 911 conspiracy theory thread guy.:facepalm:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/48/57/2c/48572c5097b6fb10e7c926ca6f96cbe2.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

Yeah, that I'm getting on with my life & not sweating the stuff I can't change.
But how about this bloke, I don't care if Guy rode it, unless it comes with him as a personal servant, it doesn't make it worth a cent more.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1055577701.htm

If you phoned Ken and said "Oi, carnt, put a Norton Manx in a box and send it to me" you would have, what, $50+ in it? Probably not $70 agreed. But they are pretty damn cool bikes. When I was a kid goofing off in maths class, doodling, my doodles were of bikes that were supposed to be Manx Nortons, bikes that were supposed to be the Captain America bike from Easy Riders, and the starship enterprise.

my point (which I am just getting to) is that they are iconic. but I think I agree. Maybe that one's a bit on the high side.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Gee I wish I'd had one of those in my 20s. That's what seperates people from decent sums of money.

Yeah man. And bikes that I did have in my 20's that people pay big money for, I dont want to own again. Maybe except an SOHC Honda 750... or 400. But not any of the other stuff.

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056450115.htm

Lets get this bitch back on track, yeah?

FOUR GRAND IS HE FUCKING DREAMING?

[Grumph]

Lets get this bitch back on track, yeah?

FOUR GRAND IS HE FUCKING DREAMING?

Yes - as dave put it, decimal place misplaced. Same as the AX100 - only if that horrible seat was laminated from fresh $100 notes would it be worth anything like asking price.

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056317219.htm

This is my favourite bike on tardme hands down.

I should buy it and take it to the Iron run.

[husaberg]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056317219.htm

This is my favourite bike on tardme hands down.

I should buy it and take it to the Iron run.

This would be fun to take to a Vincent Owners Club Rally
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1032993857.htm
http://trademe.tmcdn.co.nz/photoserver/tq/463192178.jpg

[Autech]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056450115.htm

Lets get this bitch back on track, yeah?

FOUR GRAND IS HE FUCKING DREAMING?

4k for a bike he wont start as it has been sitting so long???

Oh dear...


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[Ocean1]

Yeah man. And bikes that I did have in my 20's that people pay big money for, I dont want to own again. Maybe except an SOHC Honda 750... or 400. But not any of the other stuff.

I often daydream about finding the basis of one of my old dirt bikes and rebuilding it the way I couldn't afford to then.

I'm convinced the result would be the sort of tech masterpiece that would absolutely clean up had I owned it in my 20's.

And then I look at the KTM525 sitting in my gargre, with the sure and certain knowledge that no piece of old shit I cobbled together, no matter how well engineered would ever be a match for it.

Which just depresses me for days. Nostalgia, eh, not what it used to be.

[Katman]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056317219.htm

This is my favourite bike on tardme hands down.

I should buy it and take it to the Iron run.

Lol, no wonder it's getting the fuck out of Taupo.

If it stayed any longer it would end up on the top of the local MC's bonfire.

(After the plate was removed of course).

[Maha]

I wasn't being mean, just saying. There is a universally accepted of the version of events of 911, (which incidentally is becoming a very long time ago now) you guys just want it to be something far more interesting & exciting. I personally couldn't care less how it came about.

Just leave them be, they are trying very hard (bless em') to coexist in a fantasy world of Moron V Moron to the high amusement of those who care to have quick skim through once a week.

[Katman]

Just leave them be, they are trying very hard (bless em') to coexist in a fantasy world of Moron V Moron to the high amusement of those who care to have quick skim through once a week.

Exactly.

At least we're not cross-contaminating with the other morons - IYKWIM.

[Maha]

Exactly.

At least we're not cross-contaminating with the other morons - IYKWIM.

You mean the thread that's NOT in pd? you twats still need 5000 + post to catch up, there some optimism for ya..:motu:

[F5 Dave]

So what other morons do you refer to? Obviously you think yourself above that.

You're a shop assistant aren't you?

[F5 Dave]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056317219.htm

This is my favourite bike on tardme hands down.

I should buy it and take it to the Iron run.
Yup that's a goody.:love:

[Laava]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1056317219.htm

This is my favourite bike on tardme hands down.

I should buy it and take it to the Iron run.

Half the value is in the comments section

[Katman]

So what other morons do you refer to? Obviously you think yourself above that.

You're a shop assistant aren't you?

Have you got something against shop assistants then?

[Drew]

Have you got something against shop assistants then?

They're beneath him.

[Katman]

They're beneath him.

I suppose he's one of those wankers who owns his own business then.

[F5 Dave]

Well he obviously feels qualified to insinuate that we're fuckwits and morons. Piss off and poison another thread. Better yet join that Facebook thingy.

[Drew]

I suppose he's one of those wankers who owns his own business then.

Don't get me started on those cunts.

I haven't had a panic attack since I went back to working for other cunts though. Mibbee I wasn't a big enough cunt...but I can't see that being the reason.

[Katman]

Well he obviously feels qualified to insinuate that we're fuckwits and morons. Piss off and poison another thread. Better yet join that Facebook thingy.

Dry your eyes princess.

[Drew]

Well he obviously feels qualified to insinuate that we're fuckwits and morons. Piss off and poison another thread. Better yet join that Facebook thingy.

Did you not get a friend request? I've had some awesome arguments on there, people take it even more serial than this place.

[Black Knight]

Half the value is in the comments section

More than half I reckon with more to come.Love the sellers sense of humour.

[wind_glider]

Happy Easter Holidays or happy whatever doesn't offend you lot on this forum!

Don't know what you guys were bickering about up there (chuckled as I scrolled thru)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1058158488.htm

But.. Here's a "very special and unique machine" which is a Harley built with a 2000 Buell Cyclone engine and 200/55 FRONT and 200/55 rear tyre.

Best of all it only costs 50k! What a bargain! I'm only posting this to show you guys since you are all my close best friends! Get in quick.

[Autech]

Happy Easter Holidays or happy whatever doesn't offend you lot on this forum!

Don't know what you guys were bickering about up there (chuckled as I scrolled thru)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1058158488.htm

But.. Here's a "very special and unique machine" which is a Harley built with a 2000 Buell Cyclone engine and 200/55 FRONT and 200/55 rear tyre.

Best of all it only costs 50k! What a bargain! I'm only posting this to show you guys since you are all my close best friends! Get in quick.

I wonder if it can stand on it own two wheels without a stand.

50k could buy you many many things...
Forgive me if I am wrong but isn't the 1200cc engine the budget slow Harley engine?


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[Drew]

aha plenty of opinions I see!

CLubmans had been something I had thought about, but didnt know what the rules etc were.

Im not keen in buckets, and Im most familiar with sports bikes 600-1000cc, so, if there was a class where I could go out and run something like that it would probably be my preference. Im not concerened about whether I come first by a mile, or last by a lap, Im more interested in giving it a nudge, having FUN, and learning to go faster (than myself, rather than faster than anyone else)

Ive seen some fairly cheap gsxr / early R1 and ZX10's, as well as a few cheap R6's that I thought would make great trackbikes, but the question I guess is whether there is a decent class I can ride my preferred kind of bike in. Do Cams has classes that might accommodate something like this?

It sounds like some have a fairly dim view of clubmans - which I guess I will have to consider. Im not adverse to getting some coaching either - and I did receive a PM about this fro someone yesterday with a recommendation.

Since I live in Dunedin, Id prefer to be able to race at Levels and teretonga, for the sake of travel distance, and the fact that Ive done trackdays at both, though I would love to ride ruapuna if / when I get the chance too.
Wrong thread chap.

[tigertim20]

Wrong thread chap.

yeahp. too many tabs open!

[F5 Dave]

Happy Easter Holidays or happy whatever doesn't offend you lot on this forum!

Don't know what you guys were bickering about up there (chuckled as I scrolled thru)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-1058158488.htm

But.. Here's a "very special and unique machine" which is a Harley built with a 2000 Buell Cyclone engine and 200/55 FRONT and 200/55 rear tyre.

Best of all it only costs 50k! What a bargain! I'm only posting this to show you guys since you are all my close best friends! Get in quick.
No question you're a hell of a guy. And again you have saved the thread.

[F5 Dave]

I wonder if it can stand on it own two wheels without a stand.

50k could buy you many many things...
Forgive me if I am wrong but isn't the 1200cc engine the budget slow Harley engine?


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Nah I think that's all of them.

[AllanB]

I wonder if it can stand on it own two wheels without a stand.

50k could buy you many many things...
Forgive me if I am wrong but isn't the 1200cc engine the budget slow Harley engine?


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Buell Sportster engine is quicker than the stock HD.

Still, given the bikes set up - rigid rear - shortened (including travel) front end, weirdly bent handle bars, I don't think going quick the the bikes intention.

It's a cool looking bar hop. Who is this famous NZ custom builder then?

[Grumph]

Still, given the bikes set up - rigid rear - shortened (including travel) front end, weirdly bent handle bars, I don't think going quick the the bikes intention.


I do hope not...I note it's a linked brake system, off the foot pedal only. Is this even legal ? Guzzi have kept a hand operated brake haven't they ?

[Ender EnZed]

200/55 FRONT... tyre.


Does it have power steering?

[AllanB]

I do hope not...I note it's a linked brake system, off the foot pedal only. Is this even legal ? Guzzi have kept a hand operated brake haven't they ?

All the factory linked systems still have a front/rear lever/pedal.

I'd say this unit is foot only to keep a clean looking bar with no lever - no clutch lever either but you can get a twist grip clutch set-up from Exile Cycles - I suspect it has that. No many photos to wet ones appetite for a 50 k asking price!

Legal? Good question, I don't know if the code is specific as to how your front and rear are operated. I'd suspect not.

Side note - imagine the chaos if cars had separately operated front/rear brakes.

[Autech]

Does it have power steering?

Shhhh, if they fit that then someone might actually make it round a corner rather than off a cliff where it belongs...


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[Grumph]

Side note - imagine the chaos if cars had separately operated front/rear brakes.

They did up until around the late '20s....never driven a rear wheel only braked car ?
If they still did, we'd have some generous following distances......

[Racing Dave]

imagine the chaos if cars had separately operated front/rear brakes.

The 1926 (?) Austin 7 that I had for a few years used the foot brake on the rear wheels (only) and the hand-brake on the front wheels (only). Despite the near complete lack of any speed and the relatively low weight, it was common to need both sets to slow down, all the while double-declutching the gears on every down change and adjusting the ignition advance. Chaos, indeed!

[Grumph]

The 1926 (?) Austin 7 that I had for a few years used the foot brake on the rear wheels (only) and the hand-brake on the front wheels (only). Despite the near complete lack of any speed and the relatively low weight, it was common to need both sets to slow down, all the while double-declutching the gears on every down change and adjusting the ignition advance. Chaos, indeed!

Yeah, but it taught you what was a safe following distance...which you immediately forgot as soon as you climbed on a bike.
Next time i see you and speak to you, don't ignore me - unless you feel you must....

[Pound]

This line never ceases to amaze me


+++++++ NEVER SEEN RAIN+++++++


http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1058451078&permanent=0



As if it would somehow instantly dissolve into a pool of plastic and metal the second any water hit it........

[Autech]

As if it would somehow instantly dissolve into a pool of plastic and metal the second any water hit it........

Only if it is Italian...

We have seen this bike on this thread a month or so back. Guess his extortionate price and over hard rubber is putting off buyers


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[AllanB]

This line never ceases to amaze me


+++++++ NEVER SEEN RAIN+++++++


http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1058451078&permanent=0



As if it would somehow instantly dissolve into a pool of plastic and metal the second any water hit it........



Seriously they can shrink if you ride them in the rain. Have you seen a modern sport 1000 - fucking dealers leave them in the rain outside the shop to shrink them down to 600cc size. I'd like BMW and other brands to do the same with those massive 'adventure' bikes.

[TheDemonLord]

Buell Sportster engine is quicker than the stock HD.

But still slower than a standard Tractor Diesel engine right?

[Crasherfromwayback]

But still slower than a standard Tractor Diesel engine right?

What would happen if you got dusted off by a Harley/Buell one day? Would you admit defeat and suck your own cock in public?

[wind_glider]

This line never ceases to amaze me


+++++++ NEVER SEEN RAIN+++++++


http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1058451078&permanent=0



As if it would somehow instantly dissolve into a pool of plastic and metal the second any water hit it........

Give the man some credit. He took away the whole "tyres need changing in 800kms and on top of that I've treated the bike like a princess and only SLOWLY driving around the block with my daughter behind me by the rear seat" blurb. You may as well tell him to buy a moped instead of a blade that's meant for twistys and speed.

[wind_glider]

No question you're a hell of a guy. And again you have saved the thread.

Gracias señor. Gracias.

[TheDemonLord]

What would happen if you got dusted off by a Harley/Buell one day? Would you admit defeat and suck your own cock in public?

Not at all - I've never tried or learnt to launch my bike :bleh:

(and besides, I'd just go back to the bar with the story of how they may have jumped the lights, but how I whipped them to 250 kph... Even if part or all of that may be fabrication....)

[Autech]

What would happen if you got dusted off by a Harley/Buell one day? Would you admit defeat and suck your own cock in public?

Entirely plausible too. I got left behind by a worked Harley off the lights one day on my 600. He just hauled away riding a mountain of torque (and noise). Got him once I hit my power band but he had me worried there for a bit. It wasnt until I rode that Diavel last year that I had an inkling of what a big V-twins acceleration feels like, wayyyy different than any of the sport bikes I have ever ridden, its like your shoulders are about to dislocate.

But from my understanding a Harley needs about 1800cc to be the slightest threat.


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[Drew]

Entirely plausible too. I got left behind by a worked Harley off the lights one day on my 600. He just hauled away riding a mountain of torque (and noise). Got him once I hit my power band but he had me worried there for a bit. It wasnt until I rode that Diavel last year that I had an inkling of what a big V-twins acceleration feels like, wayyyy different than any of the sport bikes I have ever ridden, its like your shoulders are about to dislocate.

But from my understanding a Harley needs about 1800cc to be the slightest threat.


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They leave the line like nothing else. Even the skirtsters leap ahead.

[Ocean1]

But from my understanding a Harley needs about 1800cc to be the slightest threat.

No, pretty much any Buell will leave any 600 off the line. The same kick out of corners is an advantage, too, but you're right, even though the HP is similar once the rev's get up things swing the 600's way.

[awayatc]

All things are not always being equal.......

A couple of 600 sportsbikes tried to pass me a while ago on lost highway between whangomomona and tunnel....

one managed....just
the other one had to admit defeat.

And that is "only" a 1450cc......

[Drew]

All things are not always being equal.......

A couple of 600 sportsbikes tried to pass me a while ago on lost highway between whangomomona and tunnel....

one managed....just
the other one had to admit defeat.

And that is "only" a 1450cc......Is it sealed the whole way now? Because the soft tail would be a fucken hoot on gravel.

[awayatc]

Is it sealed the whole way now? Because the soft tail would be a fucken hoot on gravel.

Still about 10? clicks unsealed. ...very hard packed though.
only a problem in rain. (Slippery clay with huge camber very entertaining....)

don't mind gravel that much....
Lose fresh chipseal the killer for belts.

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1058914848.htm


$4500 really?

[5150]

Not a bike but a service really. Cause we don't have better things to do with our time and money (like spending time on here and buying bike parts)


http://www.trademe.co.nz/travel-events-activities/activities/auction-1060213750.htm

[Banditbandit]

Not a bike but a service really. Cause we don't have better things to do with our time and money (like spending time on here and buying bike parts)


http://www.trademe.co.nz/travel-events-activities/activities/auction-1060213750.htm

Someone with too much time on their hands perhaps?

[Scubbo]

that's pretty rad, horses for courses and all that... but that's pretty rad

[OddDuck]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-1058914848.htm


$4500 really?

Must've changed the price, it's $1800. Downright reasonable if you're going to use it as the base for a cafe racer.

Interesting line in vehicles behind it.

[BuzzardNZ]

Must've changed the price, it's $1800. Downright reasonable if you're going to use it as the base for a cafe racer.

Interesting line in vehicles behind it.


Buy now = $4,500

[Katman]

I don't really see what's so optimistic about $4500. Remember, it's the buy now - buy nows will always be on the upper limit.

If someone really wants one of that model it's not like they have 20 to choose from.

[pritch]

A couple of 600 sportsbikes tried to pass me a while ago on lost highway between whangomomona and tunnel....


That used to be my favourite part of the road back when the Kaito Cafe was operating.

[wind_glider]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1060453841.htm

I have nothing against this guy and the R1 he's trying to sell for $9500 or near offer.

What I find annoying is when people say "no test rides" in the end or "if you want to know how it feels like to be on one of these go to the dealership because I don't want you riding my bike" and other shit like that.

Thing is, dealerships are dealerships because they got a business to run and will more than likely keep their products (bikes in our case) up to scratch and certain standard/quality.

Now why would the bike you are selling be exactly the same as the bike someone else is selling? Doesn't matter if it's the same style or model it's two separate motorbikes.

What I find optimistic about these sellers is they expect someone to buy their bike without ever riding and feeling the bike itself to see if anything is out of the norm.

For me, if I do not test ride a bike then I'm not buying it. Simple as that.

What are everyone's thoughts?

[Katman]

For me, if I do not test ride a bike then I'm not buying it. Simple as that.

What are everyone's thoughts?

Don't buy it then.

Simple as that.

[Mike.Gayner]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1060453841.htm

I have nothing against this guy and the R1 he's trying to sell for $9500 or near offer.

What I find annoying is when people say "no test rides" in the end or "if you want to know how it feels like to be on one of these go to the dealership because I don't want you riding my bike" and other shit like that.

Totally agree. I don't understand the mentality at all, and would always obviously let an interested party ride a bike I was selling. And I don't see any reason why not - the probability of a crash is low, you're typically insured for other riders, and the other party would be liable for excess/damage anyway (though yes I understand it could be difficult getting blood from some stones).

[Autech]

Totally agree. I don't understand the mentality at all, and would always obviously let an interested party ride a bike I was selling. And I don't see any reason why not - the probability of a crash is low, you're typically insured for other riders, and the other party would be liable for excess/damage anyway (though yes I understand it could be difficult getting blood from some stones).

Guy turns up in a brand new ford ute to look at my VFR. Here are my keys bro!


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[Drew]

Don't buy a bike you can't test ride then. Plenty of people will.

I don't understand why it's a problem for anyone.

[Mike.Gayner]

Don't buy a bike you can't test ride then. Plenty of people will.

I don't understand why it's a problem for anyone.

You don't understand because you're not very smart. There are probably a lot of things you don't understand.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Don't buy a bike you can't test ride then. Plenty of people will.

I don't understand why it's a problem for anyone.

Yep. I've bought a shitload of bikes I couldn't test ride first. Never had a prob with any of 'em.

[Drew]

You don't understand because you're not very smart. There are probably a lot of things you don't understand.

Hilarious. Not a strong argument though.

[Grumph]

Don't buy a bike you can't test ride then. Plenty of people will.

I don't understand why it's a problem for anyone.

I do, some people can't see or hear what's in front of them.

[Mike.Gayner]

I've bought bikes I haven't test ridden too. The question isn't whether/why people are prepared to buy bikes without test-riding them. The point is these sellers who think their bike is such hot shit that no one ought to be entitled to consider riding such a machine. It's obnoxious and stupid. Like some people on KB, eh Drew?

[Autech]

I've bought bikes I haven't test ridden too. The question isn't whether/why people are prepared to buy bikes without test-riding them. The point is these sellers who think their bike is such hot shit that no one ought to be entitled to consider riding such a machine. It's obnoxious and stupid. Like some people on KB, eh Drew?

As I said, a dude turns up in the right car with the right attitude, you would be silly to not allow then to test it. Wanking on saying no test rides full stop wont win you any favours.


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[Drew]

I've bought bikes I haven't test ridden too. The question isn't whether/why people are prepared to buy bikes without test-riding them. The point is these sellers who think their bike is such hot shit that no one ought to be entitled to consider riding such a machine. It's obnoxious and stupid. Like some people on KB, eh Drew?
They don't want people out thrashing their shit. There's no reason for any of you to be taking it so personally. Hence, my confusion.

[F5 Dave]

Or he's trying to hide a duff gearbox, not an unknown problem on early thrashed ones.

[tigertim20]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-1060453841.htm

I have nothing against this guy and the R1 he's trying to sell for $9500 or near offer.

What I find annoying is when people say "no test rides" in the end or "if you want to know how it feels like to be on one of these go to the dealership because I don't want you riding my bike" and other shit like that.

Thing is, dealerships are dealerships because they got a business to run and will more than likely keep their products (bikes in our case) up to scratch and certain standard/quality.

Now why would the bike you are selling be exactly the same as the bike someone else is selling? Doesn't matter if it's the same style or model it's two separate motorbikes.

What I find optimistic about these sellers is they expect someone to buy their bike without ever riding and feeling the bike itself to see if anything is out of the norm.

For me, if I do not test ride a bike then I'm not buying it. Simple as that.

What are everyone's thoughts?

Well for a start is NOT a 2007, theyre a totally different model, different body work, different engine, different suspenion, different brakes etc etc... so it probably is priced too high.

Im a bit divided on the 'No test rides'. The most expensive bike I ever bought was bought sight unseen, and obviously without a test ride, which worked out very well, (apart from a couple scratches that werent mentioned at all, but not a biggy).

Im not necessarily averse to buying without a test ride, but I'd take issue to being told that I wasnt allowed one period.

[Drew]

Or he's trying to hide a duff gearbox, not an unknown problem on early thrashed ones.

Ask for a bike shop to do a pre purchase inspection at your cost.

[Mike.Gayner]

Ask for a bike shop to do a pre purchase inspection at your cost.

Too risky, the mechanic might actually need to start it or *gasp* ride it.

[Drew]

Too risky, the mechanic might actually need to start it or *gasp* ride it.

If you can't have a discussion, perhaps you should label your posts. "Emotional response, please don't actually think about it".

[F5 Dave]

I went to see a bike and was refused a test ride. I didn't buy it and bought another just like it. Always meant to call past and show it off to the non seller but never did.

On the other side of the coin I was selling an old x7 back in the day. Chap showed up with a new gsx750 wanting a 2nd bike. Went on a test and showed up 3/4 hr later with like 5 mates and said he didn't want to buy it. It was dirty and it sounded a bit worse for wear. I can only imagine what they did with it. Cunts. Why can't people just be honest? Its a lot easier on everyone involved.

[wind_glider]

Don't buy it then.

Simple as that.

Nice response.

Simple as that.

[wind_glider]

Don't buy a bike you can't test ride then. Plenty of people will.

I don't understand why it's a problem for anyone.

Woo hoo! People with opinions on the internet in front of a display screen is finally getting fired up!

Would you buy a bike that looks good but you've never rode then? Pay the money and then get on the fucker, ride it back home and realized the clutch plates are fucked, the breaks sound like your mum when she see's you eating her favourite mince 'n cheese pie, and when you give it an oil change you find shiny silver bits instead of oil looking shit only to realized the engine's fucked?

Of course you will! Plenty of people will.

Simple as that.

XOXO

[wind_glider]

They don't want people out thrashing their shit. There's no reason for any of you to be taking it so personally. Hence, my confusion.

"If you could fuck off, over there, that would be great"

No confusion there!

Sellers would be worried probably because they thrashed their own shit and then sell to others without wanting them to know they thrashed their shit.

It's a lively debate my friend. Kind of like how people stand by the road waving the NZ flag during the referendum telling everyone not to vote for the alternate flag.

Some people honk and give them a thumbs up while others (probably yourself) would kindly tell them to "fuck off, over there, that would be great" ;)

[Drew]

Woo hoo! People with opinions on the internet in front of a display screen is finally getting fired up!

Would you buy a bike that looks good but you've never rode then? Pay the money and then get on the fucker, ride it back home and realized the clutch plates are fucked, the breaks sound like your mum when she see's you eating her favourite mince 'n cheese pie, and when you give it an oil change you find shiny silver bits instead of oil looking shit only to realized the engine's fucked?

Of course you will! Plenty of people will.

Simple as that.

XOXO
I don't tend to do an oil change for a seller when I'm inspecting their stuff, but whatever gets ya through I suppose.

I've bought bikes without riding them. Plenty of others will and do.

[Drew]

"If you could fuck off, over there, that would be great"

No confusion there!

Sellers would be worried probably because they thrashed their own shit and then sell to others without wanting them to know they thrashed their shit.

It's a lively debate my friend. Kind of like how people stand by the road waving the NZ flag during the referendum telling everyone not to vote for the alternate flag.

Some people honk and give them a thumbs up while others (probably yourself) would kindly tell them to "fuck off, over there, that would be great" ;)

If you are buying a sportsbikes and expect it not to have been thrashed, you're an idiot.

I would give the fingers to protesters outside family planning and tell them to fuck off. People waving a flag to rally support wouldn't bother me two shits.

But carry on with the assumptions. Even a broken watch is right twice a day, you're bound to land on a truth sooner or later.

[wind_glider]

If you are buying a sportsbikes and expect it not to have been thrashed, you're an idiot.

I would give the fingers to protesters outside family planning and tell them to fuck off. People waving a flag to rally support wouldn't bother me two shits.

But carry on with the assumptions. Even a broken watch is right twice a day, you're bound to land on a truth sooner or later.

Is... Is... Is this where I clap?

Clap clap clap!

Good discussion brother

Edit: Sorry I was busy then, I wanted to clap cause I got called a broken watch and an idiot and a guy that makes assumptions. Well I guess my opinions aren't really worth much in a discussion.... but I suppose... back at you Drew... you're bound to land on a truth sooner or later ;)

[pritch]

Well I guess my opinions aren't really worth much in a discussion....

Well certainly not the ones you've shown us this far. :whistle:

[wind_glider]

Well certainly not the ones you've shown us this far. :whistle:

hmm....... ;)

[Crasherfromwayback]

. I can only imagine what they did with it. Cunts. Why can't people just be honest? Its a lot easier on everyone involved.

I'm a shop assistant. Below most. But because I've been one for nearly 30 years now, I get to see who the real cunts are. *Hint* It's not who the majority of members here believe. The stories I've heard, in that time? Unfuckingreal.

[gsxr]

Guy turns up in a brand new ford ute to look at my VFR. Here are my keys bro!


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Many many years ago just after dinosaurs became extinct I was selling my old Honda 750. (No Im not gay).
To be safe as I thought at the time meet at my fathers house as the bike wasnt stored there to be stolen later.
Guy turns up in late model tidy as ute. Looks the bike over starts it up .
Keen as . Asks for a quick test ride to the corner and back and hands me the keys to his ute.
Long story short I have never seen this bike again and the ute was stolen.

[jasonu]

Must've changed the price, it's $1800. Downright reasonable if you're going to use it as the base for a cafe racer.

Interesting line in vehicles behind it.

That bike is somewhat collectable and desirable and is a little too nice to be butchered into some sort of Gaylord abomination.

[jasonu]

Cunts. Why can't people just be honest? .

Answered and asked...

[Drew]

Is... Is... Is this where I clap?

Clap clap clap!

Good discussion brother

Edit: Sorry I was busy then, I wanted to clap cause I got called a broken watch and an idiot and a guy that makes assumptions. Well I guess my opinions aren't really worth much in a discussion.... but I suppose... back at you Drew... you're bound to land on a truth sooner or later ;)

I didn't call you an idiot. I gave an example of what would make you an idiot.

[Big Dog]

I have found:
If you pass the personality / attitude test most sellers will let you have a spin even if they said no test rides.
If I put "no test pilots" in my adds I get less fuckwits asking to have a look but no less real interest.
If I put no test rides there is plenty of tumbleweed between interest unless you are priced real keen.

If you don't have the stones for test rides be prepared to get less money for it.
If someone doesn't want to buy your bike without a test ride that is their call. Do they need the bike more than you need the cash or the other way round?

Interest and questions are not the same thing.
Put "trades considered" and you will get 10-30 questions from people with no interest in your bike but who's own bike belongs in this thread... magically though this seems to increase your page views by about 500%. More if your responses have some humour without being rude. You only need the right person to find your ad.

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[Autech]

Many many years ago just after dinosaurs became extinct I was selling my old Honda 750. (No Im not gay).
To be safe as I thought at the time meet at my fathers house as the bike wasnt stored there to be stolen later.
Guy turns up in late model tidy as ute. Looks the bike over starts it up .
Keen as . Asks for a quick test ride to the corner and back and hands me the keys to his ute.
Long story short I have never seen this bike again and the ute was stolen.

Fuck! Thats a shit story!

In my instance the chap was older and left his wife with his ute, I figured she wasn't stolen :D


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[Erelyes]

If you can't have a discussion, perhaps you should label your posts. "Emotional response, please don't actually think about it".

I think he's pulling your leg.

.... Whoops, wrong thread.


the breaks

Gimme a brake.

[F5 Dave]

I'm a shop assistant. Below most. But because I've been one for nearly 30 years now, I get to see who the real cunts are. *Hint* It's not who the majority of members here believe. The stories I've heard, in that time? Unfuckingreal.
My wife is a shop assistant. It was Drew that made the next step in saying how I considered people, but that was aimed in the wrong direction. I was just trying to unseat someone from their high horse of self importance to a more realistic level. Like the same as us morons and fuckwits.

[RGVforme]

If you can't have a discussion, perhaps you should label your posts. "Emotional response, please don't actually think about it".


"Hay pot its kettle here your looking a bit black".....:facepalm:....Mr "Grow some balls".Emotional response.

And yes I do see the irony in my emotional reply...Drewpy.

[bogan]

Here's an optimistic 'sell'

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